VA-11 HALL-A Thread - Bad Touch Edition
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I just got this game recently. I've played about an hour and half and I'm really enjoying it so far. Does it get better or worse?Jill a cute
Better.
Fuck off and play it.
>>343402279
It's enjoyable if you aren't bothered by the blatant memes shoved in there. A bit on the short side though.
>>343402279
CUTEST
It's generally good throughout, including a fantastic ending
Post va-11 hall-a screencaps
>>343407171
Why is she so perfect?
>>343402279
It's really short and a significant chunk of the plot ends up focusing on Jill's mundane and boring relationship problems.
What exactly is "aged" (the meaning, not the button) and "Fore"?
The game was okay. Not the best game I've ever played but it was worth the price.
I love the aesthetic though. I just bought Deus Ex and Deus Ex Human Revolution because of it. I don't know why I didn't get into cyberpunk games earlier.
>>343408050
Fore is the cat, and the alcohol is artificial, so it can artificially be aged like wines usually are.
I want to hack and place my marks on dorothy
>>343408050
Fore is her cat. She named it that so if it got lost, she'd be able to yell FOOOOORE even though she doesn't golf.
>>343408274
>>343408408
Oh thanks, was wondering if Fore was the cat but didn't believe it could actually talk.
>>343402279
What would a relationship with Jill be like?
>>343408649
It doesn't. Jill just pretends it's talking to her when she's at home.
Basically she's having discussions with herself.
>>343408649
That's why it's in quotes, she just talks to herself whenever her cat is around.
Will I still enjoy this game if I've never touched a weeb game in my entire life? I don't know why but this game just seems different to me
>Alma is best girl
>she's not a lesbian
>>343407830
>smart
>cynical
>empathetic
>textboard shitposter
>adorably short
>gorgeous
>looks sexy in her lewd uniform
>>343408829
Jill is a lonely person...
>>343408929
>Alma is best girl
Butyou're playing the best girl.
>>343408865
I had never played a VN or a weeb game, and I enjoyed it. For me, the story was ok, but the atmosphere was dead-on, helped largely by the phenomenal soundtrack.
If this game didnt have the soundtrack that it did, I'm not sure I would have played it.
>>343407093
Pirated the game at first, considered buying it, and this was where I instantly purchased it. Not many foreigners know this fact and it made me really happy that Jill actually explained it. Jill best girl.
>>343408865
It's pretty mature and isn't full of shitty anime tropes like a lot of VN.
It has some cringey 4chan memes but you can easily overlook them.
>>343409056
t. dev
>>343409073
friendly reminder not to learn mandarin
>good art
>no porn
WASTED POTENTIAL
>>343408982
>pantyhose
>nice legs
>twintails
>cute face
>smokes after sex
>appreciates cheap beer and food
>plays some vidya
>likes cats
It just doesn't get better than this
>>343408734
I think lots of cuddles and dumb, but sometimes deep conversation, with it being easy for her to laugh.Holy shit guys, I think I'm dating Jill, but brown.
>>343409228
He's just saying she's a giver in an impolite way.
>>343409073
Literally no business gets done in not cantonese
>>343402279
Fishnet is my fetish
>>343409245
>likes cats
into the trash it goes
>>343409056
>>343409103
Thanks anons, I think I'll give it a go
Going to play this today after my gym session. Getting slowly drunk with some white russians.
>2016+006X
>People still shitposting using memes from early 21st century
Either an oversight or a very perceptive view in meme trends where it becomes like fashion trend and loops itself in a limbo from late 90s to 2020 for years to come.
>>343409347
>brown
>>343408865
Soundtrack is godlike, but the dialogue is hit or miss.
There are some good moments, though.
>>343409879
how exactly would you make futuristic memes without them coming off as completely fucking awful?
>>343402279
I bet this is one of those games that /v/ likes and in 3 months it will be absolutely despised by everyone, like Undertale.
>>343409230
>No porn
Thank god we've got Drawfriends>>>/h/4317340
>>343409926
She has white facial structure and is caramel colored. I think it's great.
>>343410002
Honestly, it's not autistic enough. I disliked Undermeme even when it just came out because I didn't care for the characters. I feel like this is different.
*pffft*
OP said Bad Touch.
>>343410002
You should have seen the launch threads, 80% of """"discussion"""" were shill accusations and meme shitposting.
This game will be forgotten in 3 months.
>>343410039
I've been drawing for less than a year and yet I could probably do better than that.
>>343410002
Nah, it's comfy and it's cyberpunk, two of /v/'s favorite things. That said, it will and has drawn detractors due to memes. Kinda gotta take the good with the bad on this one.
>>343410373
The do it, faglord McGee.
>>343410373
To be fair, there were a suspicious amount of threads for a game this low profile leading into the release. I like the game but I can see what would raise people's red flags on the whole shill accusation front.
>>343410373
>Shitposting about the only porn we've got from the entire game
If you can draw, draw. If you can't, shut the fuck up.
>>343410594
The people who made it post here as if that was hard to figure out.
>>343410457
One thing I thought wad funny, was how both Reddit and NeoGaf thought danger/u/ was "just like them" so it's attracting pretty dumb people, but I think the small of /v/ really likes it.
>>343410002
>>343410373
Fucking hell, and here I though we could have a valhalla thread without this bullshit for once.
>>343409942
>Alma reminds me of my sister's hot Marine Biologist friend whom is still single
S-should I "do it", /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRDbISnar9w
Why isnt this song in any of the osts? This track is amazing
>>343410856
You have nothing to lose.
>>343410719
Well yeah but it's like you say, it was pretty easy to figure that out.
>>343411037
We need more comfy vidya where you just as play some random fuck who only wants to make ends meet.
>>343409245
How's the foot game? This is important.
>>343411218Papers Please
>>343411037
>smokes
>next to her cat
>next to her electronics
Honestly, Jill upsets me with this shit.
>>343410884
That's easily my favourite song form the VN.
>>343411218
That's almost Recettear, and isn't Papers, Please kinda like that?
>>343411287
>>343411379
Papers Please isn't comfy, it's stressful because you need to be accurate, but you're trying to go as fast as possible.
>>343409942
i want to find all of dorothys security flaws
>>343411315
Didn't she break up with one of her boyfriends because she kept smoking in bed and he couldn't stand it?
>>343411897
If the little bitchboi couldn't handle an afterfuck smoke that's his own fault.
>>343411360
Yea, its a damn shame this wasnt included in the second round ost, i think there was another song too that wasnt put in
>>343412015
She's had multiple people, Dana included, tell her that it's a serious fire hazard.
>>343411897
Yes, she has a serious problem and that's why she's a good main character. But, I would never date Jill, the smoking part just puts me off, I have to hold my breathe around smokers, and I especially hate it with people who do it around animals.
>>343412138
And it really is, happened to my neighbor, but they put it out. It's so easy to catch fire.
>>343402279
>Does it get better or worse?
Neither.
If the game has one major failing it's that you experience all it has to offer in the first 15 minutes.
>>343411846
That's another thing about this game in favor of /v/ liking it - I'm pretty sure this board could never collectively agree on disliking Dorothy if it tried. She's a plucky loli sexbot who loves her job. It's like the devs took an honest shot at trying to write /v/'s new favorite character.
>>343412480
Mechanically perhaps but in terms of story and lore, which is kinda the point of a VN, that's not really true.
get on my level
>>343411315
Jill reminds me a lot of a Mexican girl from High School
>>343413336
This is not the first time I have read this in these threads.
>>343413135
>getting the bad end
wew lad
>>343412657
Eh loli would put me off. Its more that shes a cute patronizing perverted smuglord.
>>343413696
>loli would put me off
How do I beat the shmup minigame?
I suck pretty bad at them, but at least I've gotten to the boss.
She actually feels easier than the stage, but I fucked up and got hit by two bullets almost at the same time.
>>343414892
How do you even play the shmup
>>343410793
Come to the nighttime threads, friend.
>>343414568
Petite is hot but loli just feels wrong in every way
>>343411287
Papers Please is the diametric opposite of comfy, man.
>>343415198
GABY IS BEHIND JILL
>>343415082
Buy the PC-98 and game cartridges.I almost didn't have enough money to pay the power bill because of those.
I like how they handled AI in this game.
Instead of it being the typical "AIs are evil" stuff they're really just another form of sentient "life" that often turns out quite good because a lot of care is put into how they're raised.
>>343413661
You've gotta lose to know how to win.
Post Bars
>>343416484
I love how the outside looks a bit ramshackle but inside it looks great
>>343416484
I only live near redneck bars.
>>343416227
It's one of the most sensible cases I've seen in a good long while.
>AI that almost perfectly emulates human intelligence
>Allow it to grow and develop as you would a person
>It turns out like any given human in the same scenario
Seems absurdly obvious, really. And yet it's not all that common for some reason.
>>343417216
I've had to tell more than one person which was the men's room and which was the women's because of the low literacy rate.
>>343402279
The devs really need to stop shilling these threads on /v/
>>343417216
>In such case, judicious marksmanship is appreciated
Almost all guns are banned where I live, so this might be a stupid question, but: is this saying that in the event of people having to shoot in the bar, they should be careful about it? Like, an actual shootout? Or am I just being retarded?
I can sort of see the point, but surely common curtousy goes out the window where life and death is involved.
>>343417940
>they should be careful about it?
Yes. Almost no one ever gets shot there, though. Most fatalities happen because there is a railroad crossing right outside and no lights or bells to announce a train's presence.
is jill a bi? Or transformed to /u/ after the penis accident?
>>343417375
Agreed. I also enjoyed Dorthy talking about how the three laws were bullshit. Makes sense, as expecting human-like intelligence to follow such a draconian mandate nonsense. In that case it seems that the laws would be more likely to cause problems than to protect anything.
>>343418493
*is nonsense
>>343418486
bi. Still thinks dicks are hilarious
>>343418486
She's still bi, she just has really high standards for what she wants in a guy now
>>343417490
Dude, they're super desperate to get out of Venezuela, can you blame them?
>>343418486
She's dtf on all fronts.
>>343418618
No she doesn't, she says that's basically out the window now.
>>343418486
bi but now more gay
she talks more about her ex gf too
>>343418618
>high standards
where they?
they didnt seem that high to me considering her female standards
>>343418728
I don't remember that.
>>343418734
she'll get over it eventuallythe last person shes fucked was male too
>>343418493
>I also enjoyed Dorthy talking about how the three laws were bullshit.
Yep. For anything with human-level intelligence and awareness they might as well be slave or at least second-class citizen laws. It was refreshing to see that pointed out. The only place I saw that pointed out in the longest time was fucking Medaka Box of all things, which had almost nothing to do with it.
>>343418728
She says Lenore was everything she ever wanted in a guy at first. She never says they're out the window
>>343418878
between those chocolate tits and her ex's little sister she's in for the long run
>>343418786
She probably has higher standards for dudes because she can't get knocked up by chicks.
>>343418979
I dont think she wants her dead ex's little sister
they're just at sister zoned
and so is titty hacker
>>343418878
Maybe. She hardly seems to care about guys, and definitely none of the guys we see in the story, whereas she has the biggest crush on Dana and wants to fuck Alma super hard.
This game is a guilty pleasure. Its quite refreshing.
>>343419096
>and so is titty hacker
No, titty hacker is off limits because she's straight. If she wasn't, Jill probably would have jumped her ages ago, she basically says as much.
>>343419108
DLC will introduce an MC and we'll be able to choose Jill route.
>>343419108
its kinda funny that Neither Dana2d only, nor AlmaI want a husband onlywill return those feelings
>>343419251
Didn't Alma fuck Dorothy once?
>>343419236
>DLC
>Alt MC
>Routes
>Romance
I fucking wish, m8.
>>343419251
I suspect Dana might not be entirely sincere. She's impossible to get drunk, so it's hard to read her properly. Plus:
>Likes 'cute' things
>Thinks Jill is cute
She's probably keeping her at arms length for some reason.
Jill isn't real, you can't make her real, and even if she was real she would not be interested in you.
>>343419236
Is DLC actually gonna be a thing or are people just really hopeful for it? I see talk of DLC just casually mentioned here and there with this game.
>>343418486
Girls cant love girls
>>343419580
She would. I already fucked one lesbian straight.
>all the flat jokes
I don't get it.
>>343418912
>slave or at least second-class citizen laws
They aren't actual laws, It's what's programmed/hard coded into the machine though they can be circumvented.
devs are from Venezuela
fucking Venezuela
>>343419629
there probably isnt any real plans for it
devs are busy trying to port it to sony platforms
and translating it to japanese
>>343419738
pads
Jill is short, SHORT!
Any torrent?
>>343419876
>pads
But her customers should have only seen her with pads too, so your comment makes no sense.
Anyone else kind of disappointed Mario wasn't straight? I feel like it could have been better written if he was a straight guy who had problems with his effeminate side, rather than "I-I'm not gay!"
>>343419885
Easier to hold-n-fuck.
>>343420046
futuristic pads
>>343419645
We are in 2016, not the dark ages.
>>343420105
That's Dorothy's line, not Jill's
>>343420079
Yeah fuck gay people in this game.
>>343420046
n-nanomachines!
>>343419738
She is for anime standards.
>>343419885
Are they going to release this for the males? I'm really interested in seeing them too.
Where exactly do I see the stuff that Jill wants to not get distracted?
>>343420176
>robot
Probably too heavy. Jill is designed for dicking though.
>anime standards
What's that supposed to mean? We are talking here about medium that is glorifying flat chest.
>>343420018
internet.com
>>343420401
This is big by anime standards, not huge.
>>343402279
So I played it hour like a hour but from what I seen.
There is no gameplay what so ever or does it changes? All you do is to make a drink and after that you read walls of text.
Does the game give you any dialogue choices later on or anything at all?
Titty monsters opinion are skewed. They simply think anyone else smaller=flat to their eyes.
>>343420593
Anon it's a bartender sim. Also it's pretty comfy with great art. Well worth the money.
>>343416484
>open 19:xx
>close 26:00
wat
>>343420593
Grab drinks, serve a drink, relax, and read. Thats the whole point. It even says at the start of the game.
>>343420593
Making the drinks are the dialogue choices, more or less. Don't always give them what they want and different scenarios will happen.
There aren't really "endings" though so it's just different walls of text that lead to the same result.
>>343419738
The art is inconsistent. Other pictures show her being unremarkable there.
>>343420593
hahahahaha
the thread is about waifus
what do you think
>>343421050
>hahahahaha
kys
>>343420861
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_and_time_notation_in_Japan#Time
Will the dev release a full hi-res image of this? Will you?
Did Art ever find the Crimson Rose? I don't know if I missed a hint at it somewhere or if it just wasn't brought up again.
>>343420593
>>343420785
>>343420930
>>343420950
I see, cheers for the responds lads
>>343419885
Yeah but those gams tho.
>>343419740
How would that work? Let's saying you're a Lilim going about your business and you detect a homeless, baked-to-hell addict about to wonder into traffic. Do some 3-law style systems go all ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL on you and proceed to launch your now helpless ass in front of a truck to save the idiot?
>>343419251
One of Dana's old friends stopped by in my last run. She said that Dana and her dated for a week, but were incompatible.
>>343402279
Does she gives thighjobs for money?
>>343421583
>One of Dana's old friends stopped by in my last run. She said that Dana and her dated for a week, but were incompatible.
Never happened to me. Screencap?
>>343421650Under the bar.
>>343420201
You can't fuck gays in this game.
>>343421583
>How would that work?
I bet you don't even know where the three laws come from
>>343419251
Dana isn't 2D only.She fucked Dorothy
>>343402279
Honestly when I played this I thought i was actually going to have a story arc or at least have cutscenes explaining and showing the corporations corruption or something along those lines. I kept playing to get to that part where it got meta and actually became a game to be remembered. But nope it just ends on the most abrupt not ever created. It's fucking pathetic that I got meme'd into playing this shitty game. Fuck venezuela, fuck shitskins, burn in hell.
>>343421284
For pixel art you can simply use nearest neighbour for scaling and it'll look good provided that you scale with multiples of two. I don't have the black and white version though, does it show up in the game?
First run I got a hybrid instead. Apparently it's determined by what drinks you serve, though I don't know the details. I gave the intern girl a flaming moai when she asked for anything.
>>343421961Yes but I bet she made her roleplay Julianne Warrior.
>>343419740
>They aren't actual laws, It's what's programmed/hard coded into the machine
It's the same principle, really. It's just enforced directly. It's no different from the concept of a behaviour-controlling chip or something from a cyberpunk dystopia, at the end of the day you're controlling an intelligent being's free will.
>>343422081
This bodes well for Jill
>>343422138
>free will
How do I make a Flaming Maoi again?
>>343422360
1,1,2,3,5
>>343422035
>>343422081
Well shit. Why the fuck doesn't she make a move on Jill, then? She clearly likes her, and she must notice that Jill likes her too.
>>343422328
Yes? Or are you saying that an AI which is functionally on the same level of intelligence and self-awareness as a human can't have free will?
>>343422141
She doesn't deserve the boss.
>>343421650I remember her doing it with Alma during one of her breaks?Not really, but hey. Who wouldnt?
>>343422582
>Humans have free will
>>343409162
This image is extremely relevant. I work in the same industry as this anon and they will scam you out of everything they can. I make air filters and factories in china will screw up every piece of the filter, and use the wrong glue when putting it together so it instantly falls apart when it arrives by ship. Then when you tell them they ilterally fucked everything up they wont admit it and will even not pay for the shipping back so you have to eat the cost yourself. Literal scum of the planetand I'm chinese
>>343422663
Boss is just what Jill needs.
They can travel the world together, suplexing everyone
>Not even using her robotic arm
Not the original requester, but I'm glad this one got completed. S'beautiful.
>>343422582
I believe Dana assumed a guardian state over Jill. Like Gil, she is responsible for them. Dating Jill would be a guilty pleasure, and Dana is too smart/proud for that.
>>343422705
That's an entirely different issue, really.
The point is that the three laws are functionally slave-laws, whic was the crux of the argument.
>>343413135
lmao ok dude
>>343422360
Don't forget the children's caugh syrup.
>>343422582
>Well shit. Why the fuck doesn't she make a move on Jill, then?
2D is pure. Jill is a 3DPD slut that sucked too many cocks.
>>343422806
you're an anglophone chink which makes you better than those mainland cockroaches
>>343423084
But we've established that Dana fucks girls, including hookers like Dorothy, so that doesn't really follow.
Also Jill is a good girl, don't bully.
>>343422828
In truth and dare Dana will effortlessly pick up Jill with just her human arm. Dana stronk.
Anyways, I can't really picture Dana being in a relationship. She's a bro, but also super eccentric.
>>343407171
my bff
>>343422963
No you can't build something that operates like that, That's slavery!
>>343417418
Wait what? They can't even read "male / female" or "men / women"?
>>343421236
>Times past midnight can also be counted past the 24 hour mark, usually when the associated activity spans across midnight. For example, bars or clubs may advertise as being open until "26時" (2am). This is partly to avoid any ambiguity (2am versus 2pm), partly because the closing time is considered part of the previous business day, and perhaps also due to cultural perceptions that the hours of darkness are counted as part of the previous day, rather than dividing the night between one day and the next. Television stations will also frequently use this notation in their late-night scheduling. This form is rarely used in conversation.
thats pretty neat
>>343423303
Jill is a slut. A slut!
She probably doesn't want to be in a relationship with Jill. Fucking a robot who roleplays as your waifu is fine though.
>>343409245
She'd be smoking non stop if I was around if you catch my meaning.
>>343412145
That's because you're an asshole.
>>343423426
I don't know what you're getting at. Are you saying this is a SJW issue and therefore has no reasoning behind it? Okay then?
>>343423680
Jill is basically the only one who never gets any throughout the entire game, though.
>>343423680
She takes her to Panama at the end for a week of tropical fucking
>>343418623
Having been to Venezuela, no. No I cannot blame them.
South America in it's entirety is a hellhole.
>>343410094
If you're telling the truth, you're a damn lucky guy.
>>343423912
Yeah it's called cozy hell for a reason.
>>343424009
Where nothing happened.
>>343423912
You sound fat
>>343423912
>throughout the entire game
She fucked a lot of people beforehand.
I've put a couple hours into it and I love it, m8.
Drinking whiskey, blasting the soundtrack, playing at 3am.
>>343424332
Jill had a three-year relationship with Lenore after presumably having a few boyfriends in high school. Don't make her out to be some turboslut
>>343424497
She talks about one night stands when she was depressed after the break-up. Maybe not a turbo one but she definitely has some high mileage on her.
>>343423912
hate to tell you but you're getting shitposted with the AI talk now anon
>>343420079
That does sound more interesting, actually
>>343424497
>a few boyfriends in high school
Sounds like a slut to me.
>>343424430
I'd br playing at 3 AM if I were still adhering to my usual schedule. Between my summer work schedule and grad school I've been out like a light before 3 as of late. Still stay up until like 1 or 2 though which is generally when I play this game anyways. I want a comfy "wee hours of the morning" stint with this game though.
>>343424497
>a few boyfriends in high school
Turboslut before she even graduated HS
>>343424143
Thanks man, I feel genuinely lucky every day to be with her.
>>343424497
A GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY
>>343424497
>few
>in fucking high school
The younger you fuck the more you will fuck in older age.
How black is her vagina after all those cocks?
>>343425054
>black is her vagina after all those cocks?
This is a terrible myth
>>343425104
t. slut
>>343425104
Roastie get out REEEEEEEEEEE
I'm stoked if i should intentionally fail the electrical bill or not. I dont want to miss major story bits.
>>343424497
>has a shirt that literally says SLUT
>somehow not a SLUT
Ayy. Come on.
>>343425669
Save before hand and do both
I gave someone a Flaming Maoi on the 29th and a cat boomer named Jess showed up, fuck. This game has tons of secrets.
>>343425745
So, I only need to buy a shirt that says ALPHA to become one? Cool.
>>343425745
It's a meme shirt. She doesn't even wear it
>>343425868
Only a slut would have a shirt like that. Being an alpha is generally desirable, being a slut isn'tunless you ask my gf.
>>343425868
No that means you're a beta. Labeling yourself as a proud slut means that you're a slut.I'm playing you anon.But yeah she's a slut.
>>343409073
I'm a Hong Konger and I was really surprised when they put it in there. Glad I bought the game
>>343426117
please tell me where this scene is in the game
QUICK, CLAIM YOUR OST-FU
>Everything Will Be Okay
>>343426524
N-no way...
>>343426123
>I'm a Hong Konger
That sounds hilarious for some reason
>>343426597
A.Rene
>>343426123
Are Hong Kongers really that filthy and rude or is it just a meme?
>>343426123
Get back to work, Fei Long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBU-mqT1F_c
>>343426597
Every Day is Night is literally perfect.
>>343427063
Am I glad she's in there and we're out here.
>Betty tries to fuck anything in a skirt
>Alma goes through men on a weekly basis
>Dorothy is a literal sexbox
>Yet everyone only talks about Jill being a slut
I'm not even saying she's not (she kind of is), but it's a bit odd. Is it because she's the MC and people can't relate to her?
>>343426597
Snowfall
>>343427495
no
t. dev
>>343427495
>le dev boogeyman
Stop chasing ghosts. There's no devs here.
>>343427319
No, it's just fun.
>>343410373
WHY DO WE SAY THIS ABOUT EVERY GAME?
UNDERTALE,OVERWATCH, INBETWEEN
AND ALL THEY DO IS STICK AROUND LONGER, YOU FUCK.
So to get weird things, is it serving Flaming Maois that trigger it, or messing up orders? Because I served Flaming Mais ever time for the last two days and got a new character and Streaming-chan talking about her dakimaru and learned Dorothy has cat ears.
>>343427540
Skyline
>>343427678
t. devFor real though they put in our cancerous memes, /u/ references and they lurk for MEGA links to report and have them deleted.
>music files is in .ogg by default and won't work on my brand name portable music player unless converted
wew
>>343427495
You're so paranoid. Why would anyone go through the trouble of shilling my own game here? I'm selling plenty...er, the game is selling plenty on Steam as it is.
>>343427821
Yeah, the devs post here. We know. Hell, we had that song and dance earlier in the thread. Stop being a paranoid fuck about it, though. Not everyone here is a dev, that's just dumb.
>>343427994
Look in the OP, there's a free download.
>>343428084
Of course it's dumb, I mean come on.
Buy the game though Venezuela is shit and the quicker we get out the quicker they'll make us another game.
>>343428156
It's already done and working as I want it to.seriously why does itunes not play nice with .ogg files?
>>343428327
because Apple is a piece a shit, don't you know that?
>>343427698
I guess. It just struck me as a little inconsistent when /v/ typically falls for desperate average-but-cute girls like Tomoko. I suppose the key difference is that despite Tomoko being far more cock/vag-thirsty she's never managed to get any, whereas Jill has. And Jill is more socially competent.
>>343426597
A Star Pierces the Darkness
>>343428405
I know it, but there's no reason for it.
>>343427773
flaming maoi's only trigger three cameo characters coming in. Changing orders can create interesting scenarios in general.
>>343428327
Can't stick DRM in .ogg files.
>>343409228
Kanji's in the game too?
>>343428419
>/v/ is one person
*>>343428451
GO GO STREAMING CHAN!
>>343428265
>the quicker we get out
>start playing
>mgr:r and big guy memes in the first 5 minutes
well
>>343428573JOIN US
>>343428451
Is that an edit? Looks good on her.
>>343402279
I love the art and the atmosphere those screenshots give off
But, honest to god, those memes are genuinely throwing me off the game. I've already downloaded what someone posted here, but I'm so discouraged by these stupid references. Not only is it emblematic of shitty writing it also throws me off completely, its immersion-breaking. All I can think of is some dev giggling to himself thinking "I wonder how many reblogs this epic reference will net me"
I'm not saying the game is shit and I'll never touch it because of something "minor" like that, but this seriously seriously has to stop.
>>343428547
So there's Jess, Lexi, and who's the third one?
>>343428879
It actually does make her look pretty cute.But I'm just a sucker for catgirls.
>>343428970
MC shitposts on the internet so it kinda fits you know.
>>343428970
Oh the ironing.
>>343428451
Say what you like about Valhalla, but it's got a great basis for other potential games.
>Superhero game with Sei
>Final Fight-esque Beat 'Em Up with Dana and Jamie saving Glitch City
>Hacking game featuring Alma
>>343428573
I know, I know. Just talking about general trends. You hardly ever complain about Tomoko being cockthirsty.
>>343429254
Whoa, what happened to her room? I'm only two days in.And Jill actually owns and wears shimapan, wow.
>>343426123
Hello my fellow Hong Kong brother, and yes, I was pleasantly surprised too.go to bed, it's 3 am
>>343428776
are there any bane memes though? I haven't seen big guy and 4u near one another, only big guys
>>343429410
*You hardly ever see people complain about Tomoko being cockthirsty.
Whoops, fixed.
>>343409228
So they just took out an image of Kanji and put some loud shit on him?
>>343428970
I agree 100%.
Things seem to pick up after the first week, though. Fewer epic memes (outside of danger/u/, at least) and there are some incidents that stir things up a bit.
The game had been in development so long that the writing is somewhat inconsistent throughout, with the worst of it being at the beginning.
>>343429531
You can buy custom wall colors/patterns later in the game.
>>343429531
You get a room decorator option on the third or fourth day, IIRC.
>>343429410
>>343429571
I never complained. I'm just not in denial.
>>343429650
>>343429674
Sweet. Thanks y'all. Now I just need to actually play the game, too much other shit to play and worry about though.
RIP PlanetSide.
>>343422035
Hey isn't that the dyke from Read Only Memories?
>>343430149
Also the robot >>343429551
As expected the game is very average and the fanbase is absolutely horrible.
>>343430382
>the fanbase is absolutely horrible
Hey we're barely prominent.
>>343430545
As small as you guys are, you are one of the worst meme spouting, shit taste, weeb faggots I've ever seen.
It's okay though, I don't plan on visiting the threads after this one.
Has anyone played Read Only Memories? How does it compare to VA-11 HALL-A? Everything I read about it makes it look like the most SJW piece of media I've ever laid my eyes upon. Also the devs are adding Zoe Quinn into the game.
>>343430382
Name 3 fanbases that aren't horrible.
>>343430738
Lurk more if this is among the worst you've seen.
>>343430738
Decide on not vising the board as well.
The less newfags complaining about weebs the better.
>>343430738
>I don't plan on visiting the threads after this one.
Thank you.
>>343429720
Denial over what?
>>343430738
>It's okay though, I don't plan on visiting the threads after this one.
Well you're more considerate than that spongebob poster. That guy has issues.
I find it fascinating that memes are considered offensive materials to /v/. Is it because they understood the reference?
>>343430947
Okay, what fucking manga is this from? It's driving me mental. It reminds me of SYD and D-Frag.
>>343430947
>>343431021
I have my decency. Yes.
In any case, enjoy your /u/ memes, nerds, bye.
>>343429038
Anyone know? I'm really interested in this.
I'M GOING TO MARRY STELLA!
>>343430149
Aren't they all dykes,queers or gendrefluids in this game?
>>343428970
>. I've already downloaded what someone posted here, but I'm so discouraged by these stupid referenc
>I love the art and the atmosphere those screenshots give off
download and play it you fuckin idiot, you are fuckin moron that save shitpost file and believe every lie from /v/
you are stupidier than indian garbage man
>>343431179
Bye bye. Just please leave already.
josh i know you're here
>>343431092
It's not that they're offensive, it's just that they date the game at best and feel very forced at worst, the incorporation of ISHYGDDT in particular was pretty painful. But really, it's a bit jarring to see a game set 50+ years in the future use memes that teeter on stale now.
DID SHE FAKE AN ORGASM OR NOT
>>343430758
>Main selling point of the game is custom pronouns
OH GEE I WONDER
>>343431379
do you have the same gif withLenore's little sister?
>>343431179
Please come again.
>>343431510
>meme has lifespan guys!
tell that to first memer of athen
>>343431612
Don't count on it.
>>343430738
I really want to know what you consider as a good fanbase.
>>343431796
That's interesting on a historical level, not to mention there was no such tool like the internet back then so you couldn't drive memes into the ground in a matter of weeks.
>>343431807
(Good.)
>>343431092
They're just being irrational and silly over nothing. You might notice how they almost never care about traditional pop-culture references.
>>343431510
>he doesn't know about Pompeii shitposting
>>343431510
They also greentext in the game too
>>343413696
>>343415637
t. easily triggered normie from reddit
>>343432221
In modern times, memes basically are pop culture references.
>>343432694
stop, you're breaking the conditioning
>>343422515
Oh, hey, the Fibonacci sequence.
Kira
>>343427821Actually I'm not a dev. I'm just an anti-pirate fag and report the links whenever I see them quietly.Jobless bums get out.
>>343434295
Miki!
>>343434295
Yamato!
>>343434481
The devs don't care if you pirate, really. They even told someone they were an idiot for using the wrong website.
you have 10 seconds to explain me why jill has a dress with slut written on it
>>343435642
she slut
>>343435642
I don't actually know but I'm only on like day 9 so whatever.
>>343435642
Why don't you?
>>343435642
She's a slut.
>>343435642
You have 10 seconds to explain why the panties hanging always stay the same.
>>343435956
she sloth
>>343435867
>$32
>>343435720
>>343435918
just when i thought i found the perfect woman
it's all in vain again
>>343435956
She's a smelly hikkineet
>>343435642
She's a guy
>>343436029
>smoker
>perfect
>>343435642
Because it's a t-shirt and not a dress.
Checkmate, motherfucker.
>>343436510
Gives it that extra ashy feeling while you're fucking her throat.
>>343436029
If it's any consolation anon, finding a fictional perfect woman probably wouldn't have helped you much anyway.
>>343435956
She has multiple of the same panties and wears them in according succession. You just see the ones recently laundered.
How about that?
>>343436819
>she lets her clothes dry for three weeks
Humidity must be out of control in glitch city.
>it's acceptable for a man to have Rape on T-shirt
>it's unacceptable for a woman to have Slut on T-shirt
Danger/u/ will defend this.
>>343437087
Rave ya dingus
I want Jill to SMOKE my COCK!
>Walk into a random bar
>Jill is the bartender
>"Welcome to Valhalla, what can I serve you?"
What do you order, /v/?
>>343437435
I'm not here to drink your dog piss.
>>343437435
A rimjob.
>>343404007
>a bit on the short side
i don't know why people keep saying this, i only did one playthrough and it took me 12 hours, $15 for that much content seems pretty good
>>343437435
I'll have an 18.
So apparently you click buttons, and read text in this game.
Just curious, how is the ending like? Is there some kind of story progression, or is it just random clients?
>>343415703
The setting and story, perhaps, but the concept? C'mon, man, that's comfy.
Sitting in a booth, checking and stamping passports, it's comfy as hell.
Although.. if youplay the game seriously and choose to worry about your family and coming up with enough money to help them, then yeah, it's stressful to be a loving family man. Thankfully, I'm a terrible father.
>>343437435
A piano man and a woman
>>343437732
The endings are all pretty shit. Seems rushed.
>>343437501
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong bar. The Jian club's two blocks down.
>>343437657
Because people take the $1/1hr constant way too seriously. There have been games that didn't meet a perfect 1:1 ratio that I still felt were worth it. Sometimes the quality of a game alone can be more than enough to justify the purchase.
>>343437435
Piano Man, sounds like a fun drink and it feels like the closest thing of being a long island.
>>343437732
There are many endings.
The drinks you give are the way to choose paths in the story
>>343437054
>Humidity must be out of control in glitch city.
Probably, it's a cyberpunk city. Shanghai, Hong Kong and Tokyo get pretty humid.
>>343437435
A drink like an octopus
>>343437435
A Blue Fairy because I'm a girly motherfucker.
>>343437435
Gimmie a side winder fang.
>>343437435
Finally in 1080x1920, my phone thanks you.
>>343437435
Cuba Libre.I started drinking Cuba Libre because of Catherine. Easily one of my top 3 cocktails.
>>343437863
I loved Tearaway and that game is like 8 hours long if you shoot for the platinum trophy. Still paid full price for it, still one of the better games I played this decade.
>>343438512
>cuba libre
anyone who orders that instead of saying "rum and coke" is a pretentious asshole
>>343438279
ALL WE HAVE IS LIBERTY ALE FRIEND
>>343437832
FUCK YOU
>>343438648
>menu in the bar literally says cuba libre
>say rum and coke instead
Spotted the pretentious faggot.
>>343437435
tsingtao
or gin+tonic
>>343436026
A Venezuelan gotta eat, money taste great with a bit of salt and pepper.
Just remember when you can use the microwave, cause you can't have electricity all day.
>>343438515
Thanks for the recommendation, I just downloaded the demo. Don't have a Vita but apparently they remade it on PS4 too.
>>343437832
[laughter stops]
>>343437435
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>>343407171
psst
it's because she is you
fap 2 yourself
>>343437435
I want you
>>343440657
Last I checked, I didn't have sexy legs like jill
I think I fucked up by buying the PC to play the minigame. Had spare money around the end of Chapter 1 I think, so I bought it, now I got 2 days to make 5k or be evicted. I can't even beat that shit game.
FUCK
>>343440732Have you tried putting them in pantyhose?
>>343440732
look again
your legs are now diamond
>>343440897
Nice, I can sell them and get those devs in a proper country so we can get valhalla 2
>>343415198
Is this the highest res off this image released?
>>343431337
shut the fuck up I already said I'll play it anyways
I bet you feel really smart
For future Bad Touch enthusiast.
>>343441204
No, they uploaded the larger somewhere else before, it's too big for 4chan
>>343440827
It's pretty to to get evicted first playthrough, money is tight.
I'm not sure if you could make 5k in two days, but always serve big drinks and the most expensive option when possible and see if it works.
There's always second playthrough. Protip: use ctrl to speed through text and the Q, W, E, R, T keys to pour shit.
>>343441348
link pls
>>343441209
are there any real cocktails with ridiculous names?
>>343441375
Yeah, I've been doing the drink things since the start of the chapter where I figured out it would be tough to get the money, and it's not helping that much, so I'm pretty sure I'm fucked. Oh well, I'll try not to buy that fucking computer again. Do you even get anything if you beat the minigame?
>>343441375
I will probably just fail purposely, and see it through. From what I heard, there is a new game+. Therefore, your money and purchases carries over to the new game?
>>343441209
LMAO2!
2!!!!
>>343441479
well, there's the Adios Motherfucker and Irish Carbomb.
suicide shot:
A variation on traditional tequila shots. You take salt and you make a nice line out of it, and ready a lime wedge. You procede to snort the line of salt...squeeze the lime in your eye.. and then take the shot. The minor pain completely distracts you from the alcohol..
>>343441572
>Oh well, I'll try not to buy that fucking computer again
No need to worry about that. It'll be there for NG+
You get an achievement for beating the shump. Not sure if there's anything else.
>>343441584
correct
>>343441868
irish car bomb sounds really good
>>343441454
>>343441348
Seconding, would appreciate a link.
>>343442046
I saw the devs tweeting about something new in the bar after you beat it, which is the reason I even bought it in the first place, but I can't fucking get to the boss with more than 1 health. Fuck it.
>>343441454
>>343442090
Lost both the link and the file in my 4chan/downloads folder which isover 20000 images with random names
Sorry guys
>pixelshit
ill wait for the next game, hope they make it 3d or else im aint playing
>>343442304
Sort by modified date bro
>>343442304
You have failed me for the last time.
>>343442218
If you do it, the UI switches to the one Anna gives you for a few seconds.
>>343442304
Sort by filesize or dimensions.
>>343442046
>>343442218
beating the shmup gives you alt themes for the UI and the drink menu by clicking on the arcade machines' screens.
>>343442372
get out millenial
>>343442046
Guinness with jameson with a shot of baileys. Quite tastey but I much prefer just sipping on the Jameson. Don't order that in front of Irish people though, cause apparently it's offensive.
>>343418486
Now that's a nice sandwich to be filled in.
Good going, Jill.
>>343442551
>>343442438
>>343442375
Well that sucks
I found the link in the archive
Turns out it wasn't even larger
https://i.sli.mg/gcNxT3.jpg
>>343402279
someone summarize this fotm game please, whats it about? All Ive seen are memes
>>343418486
Bi but only for Lenore and Boss
>>343443275
and don't forget Armitage
>>343443256
You play as a depressed pessimistic bitch who works as a bartender in a shitty run down bar in a cyberpunk city. Good music plays while you listen to people's problems.
>>343443275
Alma too dumbass.
>>343443042
>Jill will never be happy again
Thanks Venezuela.
>>343443042
You could almost call it a Jill sandwich.
>>343443507
That actually sold me on it, thanks.
Is there any way to find out whatthat cryptic message all Lilim were receivingwas all about?
>>343443965_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________No.
>>343444109
Fuck. It seemed like it was going somewhere and then nothing.
>>343444182
>It seemed like it was going somewhere and then nothing.
The game in summary.
I want Jill as waifu for life, fucking kill me these fucking perfect fictional characters for existing in their fictional worlds.
>>343444182
You have to remember that in Valhalla you're just some random nobody. Random nobodies don't get that kind of information.
>>343444312
>slut
>perfect
ruined the game for me desu im not going to play as a slut
>>343443242
>>343442438
Thanks anyway.
>>343444464
>I need muh pure wayfoos to fantasize about
Oh shut up you fat fuck.
>>343445316
jokes on you i'm underweight
>>343443507
I honestly don't see the appeal of the music. Maybe people feel nostalgic hearing it? Is it the retro theme?
For me, there was one, albeit weak vn game I played that had godlike music and that was this: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgX1EWUym06Q4guoeJ-W9tcQrbdbXU5E
>>343444309
i just wanted to know where did rad shiba go at the end of the game
>>343445563
He went back to CIRA because he worked off the donation.
>>343438648
> Saying what it's called instead of what it's made out of is pretentious
Are you just as upset people are calling you what you're name instead of referring you to "100% faggot"?
>>343443965
seems like that's sequel territory
>>343445465
The music is varied and fits the cyberpunk theme perfectly. It's not about being good music, it's about being great Cyberpunk music and that makes it 10x better.
>>343437435
A Bad Touch please.
How would there be a sequel, didn't they close the bar? Or did they avoid it?
>>343446076
pffffft
>>343446097
a prequel is the only way
>>343445964
I see. I guess this game just isn't for me.
>>343446250
No it's not.
This shit is not even a game.
>>343446451
Niceshitpost.
>>343437435
A black russian please. I want something sweet pretending it's not shit.
>>343446451
If it makes you feel better most of these threads are made by the same person and it's mostly the same people posting in them.
>>343446591
A shitty weeb, why am I surprised you're the kind of faggot who likes this "game". Boring, dull, and you need no skills. Fuck off.
>>343446724
Yes, it made me feel better, thanks. I'm not crazy after all. This "game" is shit.
>>343446752
>weeb
But that's a character from this western game anon :^)
>skills
How hardcore of you dude.
It gets much better in chapter 2, then it nosedives in chapter 3
>>343402279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaXE8GcTM9Q
>>343446752
>>343446838
u mad, bro?
>>343446724
Well I just finished the game yesterday and I'm only now posting in it.
Should I pick it up off of Steam or itch.io for the prologue
Or is there a torrent that everyone is using?
>>343447281
GOG version has been available for download/torrent since day 1.
https://1fichier.com/?sphg65w59t
sell me on this game? I fell in love with pic related so I might just get it for her
>>343447281
Just buy it you faggot.
>>343447281
probably itch.io. Prologue and the demo are worth playing before diving into the main game. If you are in the main game already, its worth visiting them before you continue.
>>343447434
Do I look like a marketeer to you?
>>343447434
Do it for her.
>devs are from 4chan
>know that most people here would want to fuck a robot
>no option to scissor the sexbot
why
>>343447434
I bought for the same reason and I'm happy with it. It's a VN, so gameplay is minimal, the only choices you can make is what drink to serve and whether to get your patrons drunk or not. Super comfy aesthetic and world, good music and equally great waifus. The rest you should figure out on your own, whether you like waifus, cyberpunk theme and some memes or not.
I want to PET that cat.
Unironically my GOTY.
![_va_11_hall_a__all_out_attack_by_ether_core-da8f1oi[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aGztcKe.png "va 11 hall a all out attack by ether core-da8f1oi[1]")
There's some nice stuff on deviantart.
>>343448070
Me on the left.
So, what is she craving for? Wher edo I find that information?
>>343448070
what is this? a bed? or one of those japanese tables
>>343448298
How did you get past captcha?
Games with good music is rare nowadays. Even jrpgs dont have good ost as they used to.
>>343448365
Go to the shop and back. It should tell you again.
>>343448391
It's a kotatsu.
>>343448467
>Go to the shop and back
I have to go to the shop, not buy anything, go back, get that info and go to the shop again? Eh, ok.
![dorothy_by_ether_core-da7ibp3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a8z0sS6.jpg "dorothy by ether core-da7ibp3[1]")
holy shit
>>343448787
Where's my Dorothy porn?
Prologue torrent where?
>>343448249
>dA
man you slow
>>>/vg/147142620
>>343448938
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/146744797/#146824204
>>343449145
I just checked this thread, didn't mean to imply they weren't posted before.
>>343449313
Its cool man, just joking around likeVirgilio
>>343413135
I played like 80% of the game just after 1.1.01 or whatever dropped and achievements weren't going out
I really don't want to go through it all holding ctrl just for achievements.
>>343446097
They could use that other bar Dana talked about that also had a weird name. They could use a different cast of characters for a sequel pretty easily.
>>343450754
Nirvanna
>>343446752
Kill yourself.
I need pictures and art of Jill
RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>343451419
There isn't that much yet anyway.
Also, calm the fuck down.
>>343426597
>A Neon Glow Lights The Way
>MFW
>>343409942
>Red short hair female android named Dorothy
Huh. You think...
>>343451734
Her design is pretty much an aegis ripoff, too.
>mfw the copyright on the jukebox
>>343448249
>>343448787
>>343448927
I can't wait until the Jap version comes out and the chinks get a hold of this game.
Western fanart a shit.
>>343452358
why doesn't Alma have a beauty mark
her design just screams for one.
>>343452436
Is there one coming out?
I really think this is one of those games that can be a hit with Japs. Kinda like Terraria.
I just want good art of it tho.
>>343437435
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>343452358
>you will never feel Alma's cold metallic arms around your back as she hugs you tightly
>>343452358
Me on the left and I'm loving life
>>343452769
A big Fringe Weaver it is.
>>343453131
>loving life
But she's suffering because Alma refuses to fuck her.
>>343452358
Which ending is that and what happens?
>>343453080
I wonder if Alma's fingers split GITS-style for lightspeed typing?
>>343453735
Bad End. Jill's evicted and has to stay with Alma
>>343453735
Bad ending and some serious blue balling happens.
>>343452358
She's probably groping the fuck out of her when she goes to sleep.
![jill_by_thefinnicle-da861kq[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DC9yfyK.png "jill by thefinnicle-da861kq[1]"){kind=small}
