He may move slow, he can't jump high...

But this kong's
One FUCK of a guy

didn't buy this because it was expensive because of that expansion pak shit. my cousin had it and his mom was super religous and he'd shit himself every time I watched the intro which I liked to do every time I played it

good times

HELL

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grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells, aw yeah!

quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble

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>>343374850
when she needs to be, she can float through the air, and climb up trees!

he's the gun member
of the coconut crew

>>343374195
What exactly about a terrible song set to silly cartoon apes could possibly upset a super religious mom?

>>343375315
They say HELL

>>343375315
ONE HELL OF A GUY

C
G

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he has no moves
he cannot chase
this fat fuck can only grab in place

IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU SHOULD SHOOT YOURSELF
CG
COCONUT GUN

>>343375471
>>343375418
>people consider hell a curse word
That's fucking retarded

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>>343375418
>>343375471
Oh right, d*mn. I always forget that "h*ll" is a profamity in America.

>>343375882
>logic in super-religious soccer moms
Never.

>>343373897
But his coconut gun

Can fire in spurts

What happened in the last few hours to start all the ahitposting I missed it

>>343376427
*Pineapple Bazooka

can fire is spurts

>>343375174
fire in spurts

K K K
KU KLUX KLAN

HE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE

>>343375315
he says "ALL NIGGERS WILL DIE"

>>343373897
What was the game with all the monkeys and their fruit guns? I've been trying to remember which Donkey Kong game it was for months, but I just can't.

Please send help.

>>343378280
Ass Gorilla Nation

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>>343378280
iT FiREs iN SPUrTS

>>343379032
>>343378660
I hate you guys.
Donkey Kong 64, right?

>>343378280
LA Noire

DK
DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY

THIS CRAZY KONG HAS AN INFLATABLE COCONUT GUN

SOULJA BOY TELL 'EM

>>343378280
Lanky Kong X for the Dreamcast

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_____HE

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What kind of pose is this /v/?

>>343379693
The pose of a fucking disgrace.

>>343379693
monkey kong 69 for the atari 360

>>343379785
With a fUnNy FAcE