The last female protagonist you played as will be your gf if you can defeat the last male protagonist you played as in battle. How fucked are you?
>>343369603
>Linkle will be my girlfriend if I can beat Sora
Guess I'll never get a girlfriend /v/
>DS3 LLD Spiked Mace Warrior GF if I can defeat my DS3 luck build
Easy enough, just Estoc him to death.Cause I don't parry or block, only ever at most use a Crystal Sage's Rapier in offhand for pokes.
How could I possibly defeat this man?I wouldn't want Ayesha as my gf anyway
>>343369603
>Level 90 FO4 bitch on Very Hard with a never ending plasma pistol, 75dam 60something fire rate
vs
>Level 47 guy on survival with combat shotgun doing ~350dam per shot and 30 something fire rate
I guess it really depends who gets the drop, survival guy only needs 2 shots to drop the bitch, but that plasma pistol has a range of ~180...
All I have to do is beat up Lan Hikari to get Miku as my gf. Best deal ever.
>>343369603
D.va will be my girlfriend, but only if I can defeat Lucio in combat.
since Lucio has a future tech sound gun, I think I lose.
I'm never defeating Kirby so it doesn't matter.
>Zarya
>Soldier 76
I'm fucked either way
Doom Slayer is standing between me and Peach
Can I just go home
Shantae
Geralt
Yeah...I'm fucked
>Neptune will be my gf if i beat Fidel
>Fidel trains people to fight with swords
>my only experience is a few bar fights and school yard brawls
Fuck
>all these OverShart players
What happened to you, /v/?
>>343369603
Can it be a gf (male)?
torment 8 witch doctor zecora vs venom snake
I guess he wont be surprised by the magic and shit
>>343369603
>Get socialist qt3.14
>Only if i beat a molten gladiator who can crowd control you into fucking oblivion.
She aint worth that kind of death.
>New Leaf mayor gf if I can kill TF2's Soldier
I'm fucked, nothing I can do about rockets.
>>343370123
Lucio is 5'8", unless you're a manlet, a future blowhorn isn't goin to beat ya
>R. Mika
FUCK YEAH!
>Batman
Well fuck me.
>>343369603
Pharrah is my gf and I have to kill Junkrat? I'm pretty sure I could do that. He doesn't have any special powers or anything so a 12ga should take him out.
>>343369603
>Laverne
>Bernard Bernouli
Easy enough but I don't think it's a good idea to stick my dick in crazy.
>Jill from VA-11 Hall-A
>the biker dude from Trials Fusion
I think I can take him.
Pharah Gf if I can beat Junkrat
done and done.
that fucker'll kill me
>Peach
>ToadI was playing SM3D World
Success.
>get mercy gf
>but only if i can beat reaper
Sounds like my luck
Chun Li vs Vega
Fug, maybe she can take him?
>>343369603
>Mei
>Roadhog
This could easily go either way
>>343369603
>MC from Rabi Ribi
>have to beat Sigma from VLR
I think I can pull it off. Shame though, second to last game I played was Momodora IV, I would have liked her better.
>>343369603
Pharah's heart will be mine if I kill a low level asthmatic zomboid survivor who's slowly bleeding out and feverish from scratches he got climbing through a window?
I think I just won this thread
>my qt Skyirm char lvl 20 vs my Dark Souls III char lvl 200
No contest
>>343370780
You get the shitty looking Peach then, should have played smash
>Stab Len
>Acquire Mikus
I accept!
>>343370780
Fuck I wish my last played game was Super Princess Peach now. I want her bad.Doesn't matter anyway since I'd have to beat Jack Cayman in a battle.
>>343370878
Wait nvm I'm fucked. I thought it was if she could defeat Roadhog.
Yeah I'm fucked
Last female protag I played as was Iji, so it's not like I lost out on someone pretty anyways.
>I get Tracer
>If I can beat Nathan Drake
Hmmmm...
>>343370909
But Zelda is my ultimate waifu and my Smash main.
Peach is a fine replacement.
>>343369603
>Evie Frye
>Nathan Drake
I'm royally screwed, am I not?
>Mercy
>have to beat 76
Can't do it.
>>343369603
>Palutena against Corrin
With or without customs?
>I need to defeat Soldier 76 in order to date Pharah
ILL DO IT
ILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER
ILL BUILD PYRAMIDS WITH MY BARE HANDS BY MYSELF
N O O N E W I L L S T O P M E
WISH ME LUCK
>>343369603
Post more Palutena
>I'll never have Palutena force my face into her armpits for hours each day
>Dva
>Hot Monkey Dick
I don't even want her though
>>343371075
Are you a black woman?
Don't remember who the last chick I played as was. I'll say it was Sona. Last dude I played was Rumble. I'll slam that furry fucks head into his cockpit, and if he doesn't have his mech, even better.
I'd prefer my waifu, though.
>I need to kill the Sniper from Tf2 if I want to get Samus from Sm4sh
What a time to be alive, son
>>343369603
>Gwendolyn from Odin Sphere will be my girlfriend if I can beat Jotaro Kujo
Well I'm fucked.
>Pharah
>Runescape character I just made
gg ez
>>343369603
>gotta defeat Cloud
>for Shantae
Yep, that's not happening. No hopes of that bullshit ever taking place.
>>343372192
Cool picture of Falco, friend.
>>343369603
Dq4 heroine will be my gf if I beat the DeSu MC. Should be easy if I can steal his COMP.
>>343369603
So I can marry Gwendolyn from Odin Sphere if I kill Cornelius. Who is basically a raccoon with a sword.
The fight is not really a problem. I'll go buy a handgun. Actually, fuck it, I'll go with a M134 Minigun.
The bigger problem is Gwendolyn herself, who would probably kill me to get back with Oswald.
>>343372192
Um, you forgot this
I get the mage from hearthstone if i kill my character from dragons dogma.
>>343369603
>Smash Peach as possible gf
>Gotta defeat Mega Man
I'm fucked unless he can die to a Spike Trap that I can place down.
>Shantae
>Mario
I hope this is a Smash brawl.
>>343369603
My Animal Crossing character, if I can beat Minish Cap Link
He's just a kid... right?
>Samus from Sm4sh
>Billy Lee from Double Dragon
I'm completely fucked. The guy literally fought his own brother for a gf.
>doom guy
>doom guy with every upgrade
>railgun with siege mode
>even his bare fists
>his only purpose is to wake up and kill demons
>the positive outcome to this isnt even that good
Fuck me sideways.
>>343369603
Femui vs. Generic military man
I'll win if I can get one paper cut on him. Because for some reason melee can kill you in one hit in the recent call of duty games
>Have to beat up my Pokémon trainer avatar from OR in order to get Bayonetta as a girlfriend.
If it's just the kid then it's fine, I may an out of shape nerd but I can beat up a 10 year old. If he has my Pokémon though, I'm dead.
Diana will be my girlfriend if I beat up Q? Wew... I don't want to beat up a friendly little kid so I guess I'll continue my forever alone existence. If only Eric was team leader. I wouldn't mind hitting that faggot.
>muh ice cream
>muh smiles
>muh sob story which is just an excuse for his violent outbursts
>Sheik
>have to beat up Lucas
No. I refuse.
>Marin
Perfect, I wonder who I have to fight.
>Just got done trying out pic related.
Well, that was easy.
I get to date Ibuki if I can defeat Jak and Daxter...with all their weapons/powers/vehichles from Jak 3JUST
>will get a qt3.14 ship gf if
>I can take down the dude from Subnautica
I'm totally marrying the Kamui!
So you're saying that if I beat up an innocent Animal Crossing villager, I get Ms. Fortune from Skullgirls as my gf?
I was just barely lucky this time.
>never played a game with a female protag
uh
>hot as fuck female PC from modded Skyrim
>if I can defeat Garrett
Even if we were fist fighting in an ebin 1v1 he'd fucking wreck me, even if he was shit at fistfighting he probably has a better build than me
>>343373017
If you're lying, fuck off. If you are serious, I guess go play a game with a girl protag and come back?
>>343369603
>Sola vs hunter from BB
No idea. If we judge just by gameplay mechanics she's faaaaar stronger than him though.
I get Sm4sh Zelda if I beat Dunkmaster Darius.
It was a good run fellas.
>have to fight Snake to date Faith Connors
Fuck that.
>female version of myself from Xenoblade X
>if I can beat up an Inkling
Fuck yeah. He doesn't have bones and his ink will do nothing more than annoy me.
>mfw having myself as a gf
>>343373258
The question isn't about whether or not the last female protagonist you played could beat them, it's if YOU could, anon.
And if it's the Hunter from BB they'd beat you easy.
>Lucas
>Smash 4 Zelda
Should be easyAlso totally worth it
I wouldn't fight old Joseph Joestar for her even if she WAS legal.
>>343369603
>Maria Renard
Fuck ye-
>Alucard
Damnit.
>Pharah
>Windwaker HD Link
I haven't fully restored the Master Sword yet so I think I'm fineI hope ;_;
>FemCorrin
>have to beat Mobius One in an F-22
yeah no, i'm fucking dead.
>get a hot ninja gf
>have to fight Cloud
It was nice knowing you guys.
>>343371012
>iji
good taste, anon.
Corrin if I can beat the Spelunky guy
>>343369603
>Claire Redfield
>Doomguy
welp nevermind....
>>343369603
>My Dark Souls character will be my gf if I can beat Ephraim from Sacred Stones.
Yeah, no. I'm completely fucked and it wouldn't even be worth it anyway, she would probably be boring as fuck.
>>343373258
Is this that Dark Witch game? I remember enjoying the first one on my 3DS. Is the second any good?
Reimu will be my GF if I can beat up Lan Hikari.
If its a physical battle, that should be pretty easy.
>>343373604
Cloud's a nice guy. Maybe you could convince him to throw the fight.
>>343369603
Elma from Xenoblade Chronicles X will be my GF if I beat Twilight Princess Link.
Well.
I give.
>>343373343
>>343372886
>psychic powers
Moral conundrum of beating up Lucas of all people for a gf aside, I don't imagine you'd win anyway.
Does this thing even have a gender?Just finished the game and it was really mediocre, last time I listen to /v/ music was ok though
>>343373701
Doomguy doesn't attack innocents. You'd win because he wouldn't fight you.
>>343369603
But I don't want Corrin from Fire Emblem Fates as my girlfriend, and beating up Phoenix Wright would be wrong.
>>343373892
General consensus is that that is a boy, and the other one is a girl, as far as I know.
>Lady in DMC4SE
>Level 1 joke character in Oblivion to test sex mods
Who's gonna fuck me first becomes the question.
>>343370909
>Dick sucking lips Peach
>Not better than Smash 4 Peach
>have to fight Ryu Hayabusa
>get to date Ayane
worth
>>343374029
>other one
What?
my character from bastard bonds if I can beat up the minimum strength guy I made in AA2 solely to get raped.
I'll do it just cause she's a musclegirl
>>343369603
A spell blade from Vindictus would be my gf if i could kill the guy from Technomancer...
I think that i could put a bullet on his head... Although, I do not have a fire gun...
>>343373982
Ignore Corrin, befriend Phoenix, and get him to set you up with his daughter.
>>343373982
post hfw you and PW go get burgers together
>>343373982
>not wanting to ride the dragon all night long
I don't really foresee a problem, but I don't really feel like it's worth it anyway...
I'd prefer Rita.
>Have to fight Zenyatta to get Mei
I think me and Zenny would just talk it out, he seems like a pretty chill guy.
Shion from Xenosaga
CJ from San Andreas
The person I have to fight is merely human so I have an actual chance of winning but the exchange for that is having a character become my gf who I don't really care for.
Can Geralt deflect bullets?
Either way, don't really want to date the Convict from Gungeon.
>>343374149
Geno run spoilers.
>Samus will be my gf if I can beat passepourtot or whatever his name is from 80 days
See I would be confident, but he did knock out Jesse James in the game, so....
>Zarya gf
>have to beat Roadhog
going to die
>>343374218
>his daughter
Wait, what?
He has a daughter? When? How?
Who's the mother?
>>343374341
Just don't be Jesse James.
>>343374269
>fighting against Zenyatta
>you think it's going to be easy until this nigger wombo combos you with discord orb and 5 charged orbs at once
>eviscerated corpse can't take him down now
>he was a robot to begin with
>>343374307
>Geno run
Dude speak English please. Are you talking about Undyne?
>Momohime
>Momohime Jinkuro
This is some lose-lose shit
>>343374368
Trucy. She's his adopted daughter, right? It's been a while.
>>343374424
No Mercy Run. It's the bad ending.
>>343374394
Fuck you man those banks and trains aren't gonna rob themselves
>>343374424
I'm talking about thego fucking look it up yourself you lazy nigger.
>>343369603
>Amaterasu
>Plague Knight
RIP me.
>>343374424
He's talking aboutChara.
>>343373758
Better and longer than the first, and it fixed some of the bad mechanics. But it's a bit easier and the soundtrack isn't as good. It's pretty cheap so I highly recommend it if you liked the first one.
>>343374218
I'd be a lot more interested in having him as my bro than in dating his daughter honestly.
>Hikage will be my gf
>if I can defeat Ultron
God fucking dammit.
>Edea Lee as gf
>have to beat Gunvolt
goodbye thicc dreams
>>343374569
Ok I beat the fucking game and I'm pretty sure I never ran into a Chara. Is it an easter egg or some shit?
>>343374520
>It's the bad ending
This game has multiple endings? God damn it, seriously?
>>343374527
Ok so it's called the genocide run, right? Is it worth the effort replaying the game? And apparently there's a TRUE ending as well. Jesus Christ.
>>343374654
Then consider it a bonus. She's cute as fuck.
>>343374713
>somehow manage to beat him
>suddenly j-pop
I honestly feel sorry for you.
>my Splatoon character if I can beat my Story of Seasons character
Guess I'll be having squid tonight.
Also, fuck me for not playing Marin in the DLC tonight.
>>343374713
>Edea Lee
good taste
>>343369603
>Jigglypuff is my gf
>have to fight my Terraria character
I couldn't beat my Terraria character, but I don't really want to have Jigglypuff as my girlfriend, so I guess it's alright
>>343374836
What, you thought the Neutral ending was it? Next time, show a littleMERCY
>>343369603
>gotta beat my shitty sneak fallout 4 character to get chicken from nuclear throne
I mean i might be able to do it but is it worth it?
>>343369603
>Jigglypuff
>Agent 47
It ain't even worth it.
>>343375123
Free eggs.
>>343374836
[after the neutral ending, dont kill anything to get the true ending. then kill everything to get the bad ending and meet chara. but beware,you're gonna have a bad time.
>>343375123
do you not want to watch movies with her?
>>343374984
Fuck that. Why would I show mercy when literally EVERY monster has a go at murdering my ass the entire game? And don't even get me started with Sans that hypocritical piece of shit thinking he can judge me guilty after admitting if it weren't for Toriel he would have stomped my ass on sight. You know what, I'm gonna give this genocide run a go just to spite that shit eating grin of his.
>>343374836
Try the true ending first.Then, if your heart is really full of LOVE, and ready to give it, try Geno.
>>343375205
>implying
Jiggs is best girl
>>343370483
Tall people lose to short people all the time. I don't know why lanklets act so cocky about this.
>>343375273
>Somehow killing these murderous monsters hellbent on killing a child is considered the "bad" end
Genocide run here I come!
>>343369603
>Femshep in ME1, so one with down syndrome
>New Conglomerate Infiltrator
Not worth it.If it was a qt NC medic it would be a different story.
>>343375312
They literally don't know any better except for the bosses. And SPARING enemies is a lot harder and funner than killing them
>>343369603
>lady palutena
>meta Knight
Thank sakurai for the nerfs shouldn't be too hard
>>343375304
It's not that, I'd be happy if it was just that but she's just a fucking chicken that's somewhat less stupid than an average chicken.
But then again, it's probably the best i could get.
>>343375463
You can't get the true ending of you do Geno first. Do the true one, unless you want to lose it forever.
>>343369681
Lmao what's wrong, can't beat a little kid with a plastic "sword"
>>343375312
>spite that shit eating grin of his
the sole reason why I did a genocide run. good job dooming everything you awful skeletonbetter job letting someone who killed everything that fought them get near your brother you stupid fuck
>>343375463
Get ready for the least amount of payoff for your work ever.
>Lucina
>have to fight Captain Falcon
If I had tomes and a levin sword I'd be fine, but alas Im not Robin
but at least im not chrom, so i wont get BTFO that badly
>Played 4chan Mario Party
>Played as Daisy last night and Mario last game.
As long as I protect my head I should be good. Daisy's second best Mario grill toRosalinaso I'll take it.
>>343374572
>you will never fuck an edgy, no shits given goddess
Why live
>>343375613
worth the wait
>Have to beat the Bastion kid in order to get to bury my face in Miriam's delicious thighs
Haven't finished Bastion yet so I have no idea of what he's fully capable of, but it's gonna be fucking worth it.
>>343375408
>>343375540
Nah, we genocide now.
>>343375728
I don't understand some of the stuff you said, but it's fucking on.
>>343375801
Says you, I'm getting pumped just thinking about all that sweet EXP.
Here goes.
>>343375889
Well, if you self-insert hard enough...
>>343376032
>in before quits at undyne
>in before gets bored and gives up before even reaching undyne
>>343376018
>Beat a guy that takes several dozen shots and walks away to save hisenemy
Good luck Anon.
>Terra verses Geralt
Fuck lads I don't rightly know
>best DOA girl
And all I have to do is sucker punch Master Chief in the back of the neck.
>>343376032
You really should try the True Ending first. But, hey, it's your funeral.You dirty brother killer.
>>343369603
Last female protag
>Lightning
Last male protag
>Hope
Lmao game is too ez here I come lightning
>>343370271
>Not wanting Amazonian-tier snu-snu
Quit being a fag, anon.
>>343369603
I hate this nu anime artstyle so much
Draw the whole mouth you lazy nips
>>343369603
I have to fight Ephraim for Eirika? Shit, I'm not going down without a fight.
>>343376150
Undyne was a breeze. Killed her then I'll kill her now.
>>343376317
I'm gonna laugh if Sans doesn't even bother to stop me from killing Pap. Poor Papyrus, your brother made me do this to you...
I actually like Toriel. Oh well, gotta get that EXP. You guys got any advice for this run? Anything I need to know?
>>343376150
the boredom factor is a legit risk. I mean, I get why it happens, but it doesn't make it any less dumb
>>343370446
Not to mention that if you kill him, he'll only come back stronger.
>>343370271
She's not as /tumblr/ as people say. She hates Robokangz, for one.
>>343369603
Batman Vs Tracer The Dawn of Brixit
I have to defeat the Emperor of Mankind just to fuck Zarya.
Pass.
I can get Pharah as a wife, but I have to fight Kholek Suneater
Well I'm fucking dead
>>343376526
Only advice I have is that it really isn't worth it. Just watch a run on the 'tube. Joel's was one of my favorites.
>>343376526
>Undyne was a breeze. Killed her then I'll kill her now.
![robin[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/X0qoCOs.png "robin[1].png")
>>343369603
Do you mean Main character protagonist or is the supporting cast also included.
>In that case Nico Robin will be my gf as long as I can beat Hajime Hinata in a fight.
I'm confident I can beat up a literal nobody.
Shit, I haven't played a game with a female protag in ages and ages.
But here we go:
>Liliana Vess, Duels of the Plainswalkers (only on a technicality)
>Wes from Pokemon Colosseum
I could probably do it, but it would not be worth it, no matter how hot Liliana is.
>>343376868
Finish SDR2 and rethink your answer.
>>343376887
Wouldn't the girl from Pokemon Colosseum be the last girl protag, then?
>Momo from Momodora 3
>The player pilot from Freespace 2
This is actually pretty balanced and reasonable. I'll take you on, me.
>>343376763
Why watch when I can enjoy it first hand? I want the pleasure of killing every monster like an irredeemable edgelord all to myself!
>>343376834
Your memes only make me edgier.
Ah yes, my first victim...
So, modern Tomb Raider is my gf if I can beat Doomguy,
That's fucking bullshit. Not even close to being fair.
>>343376997
>*licks katana*
I can have some dumbasarock beef jerky undead in ds1 to waifu, but I have to defeat my ds3 bare fist character who just punched the pope to death? not worth.
>my blood elf warlock will be my gf if I can beat my level 100 heroic HFC geared tauren death knight in battle
rip me
>Pic related last female protagonist played.
Last male protagonist I played was 3 days ago
>Khepri god of rebirth
>>343376763
>wasn't worh it
Lmao kys kiddo
Also
>watçhing someone play video games because you're scared to kill pixels
>>343376958
Anon pls.
You really think he's going to go Izuru on me mid-fight?
Why didn't Toriel have anything to say about me killing the frog? You'd think she'd be a bit off put by that.
>>343377072
>*teleports behind you
>*unzips buster sword
>be with Pharah forever
>Have to fight lv. 20 Chuck Greene
No contest, I'll be planning my future with Pharah during the fight.Unless he has combo weapons and food, then I'm fucked
>>343377209
>kys
>kiddo
I see you lining your hook, fisherman
>>343369603
>juri
>mario kart Koopa
YEEEEEEZZSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Truly, Jesus has blessed my family name.
>>343376997
I'd say that I hope you have a fun time, but the amount of fun you will be having will be rather small, I think.
>>343376997
I know this is ironic, but the genocide play through isnt supposed to be a positive experience to those who are lurking
>>343377232
Whoops forgot pic. Why didn't anyone tell me how profitable killing was? First enemy in the game drops a goldmine. I'll be taking that thank you!
>>343376887
>>343376968
I mean, you for sure play as Wes in the game.
But if I get the qt redhead from Colosseum...
>Go get my A team from the PC (I was intentionally playing with my B team, so I could level them.)
>challenge Wes to a battle
>win with 2 of the legendary dogs
>aquire Rui
letsdothis.png
>>343377072
Oh that's fuckin good, you're nasty
I wanna punch my dog that was gross
>>343377409
I'm sure you'll be able to buy lots of nice things.
>>343377773
Yeah no shit, I already got a 100 gp when before I had 20 tops when I was sparing everyone.
Also this little shit. Don't think I forgot about you.
>>343378090
I noticed how it changed from a ! to a =), that's pretty neat.
How do I kill the rock?
>>343377949
Go on. Come and join the fun.
>>343378218
Get him to act in a movie about the Tooth Fairy.
>>343376997
>>343377949
>Mfw killing everyone right after true ending
>Mfw Flowey saying "There are people in this world that prefers to watch others do this kind of stuff, i bet some of them are watching right now" except nobody was watching me
You know, what i would have loved more isthere is no true reset, Flowey and the rest somewhat realize you are the good guy but you fuck them up with genocide mode, the reactions could have been glorious
My Selkie from FF Chronicles
nice tits await me if I can beat Link
>>343378246
>>343378328
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>343378359
I'm sensing hardcore spoilers here. I like it.
![1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GrHjUam.jpg "1000[1].jpg")
I have to kill John Marston.I've actually seen real combat. I could probably do it.
>>343378465
Can't kill best character.
>marisa
>if I can defeat Serious Sam
Gensokyo, here I come!
>>343378465
Heads up, you can SPARE the final boss and it skips the last half of his fight. Gullible fucker.
>>343369919
Use a gun and shoot him in the face
>Aile from Mega Man ZX
>Doomguy
>>343378817
This is true. It also makes your next attack undodgeable.
>>343378807
1 > 2 >>>>> 3 = 4
>>343369603
>Sham
>Have to defeat my stalker from CoC
Win by default file got deleted
>Mia Fey
>Spiderman
Damn.
>>343379519
Your crusade starts here Anon.alt+ctlr to move on yourself so you don't have to wait a thousand year for a enemy
>>343379519
>MFW I'm horny but she's asleep.
But seriously, enjoy your time.
>me and karin kanzuki vs king dedede
Sounds easy enough
>>343379675
>>343379684
>alt+ctlr
Thanks anon, teaching me how to kill with efficiency! That's real friendship.
>>343379684
Oh I intend to savor EVERY moment. Especially when I see that memelord Sans.
This run is getting better and better.
>>343369603
>I get Ciri as my gf
>if I can defeat Geralt
Well I'm fucked
Gotta showdown with McCree for Symmetra.
I could probably manage.
>>343378512
If you can wear/use modern equipment and Marston can't, you should be fine. Assuming he aims for the heart.
>killed in 1 hit
Oh. WOW, alright then! I thought genocide was supposed to be difficult?
>>343380236
Forgot pic
>>343380236
I told you sparing things was harder. Enjoy your empty victories.
>>343369603
I need to defeat
>Big Boss
to have
>Loli jew from Recettear
hmm
hmm...
>>343380332
>>343380316
>FLOWEY joined the party!
Someone remind me why this isn't best end?
>>343380487
You'll see.
>Get Mengele knockoff Dr. Frankenstein fucking Angela "Mercy" Ziegler
>Gotta fight an insane Australian with a grenade launcher and bear traps
RIP in piss, we had a good run
>playing as a grill
>>343380034
>Oh I intend to savor EVERY moment. Especially when I see that memelord Sans.
Kinda a shame you got spoiled, Anon. The only thing i expected from the game was god tier music since i played Toby's halloween hack back in 2008. I made sure to not get spoiled one bit despite the demo going through /v/ some years ago, and people spamming it on the first week
The only spoiler i got was "DON'T KILL ANYONE, ESPECIALLY MUH PAPYRUS" from some guy on my steam, but i didn't give a shit and killed/spared who i like as if i was doing a unspoiled run. Second i finished the game, i restarted to get the true ending, and then killed everyone one by one because i wanted more Undertale and was curious to see what would happen if i killed everyone.
>>343380332
Being OP sound fulfilling to me, ESPECIALLY if I get to stomp this sarcastic fuck out.
>>343380570
I'm holding you to those words.
Long time no meme, fucker.
>>343369603
>win Lara Croft
>if defeat Germany in HOI4
mfw
>>343369603
what if i can't remember what the last male protagonist i played as was
what does this mean
>>343380861
>Kinda a shame you got spoiled, Anon
Spoiled? I've avoided anything to do with the game other that having played the game once myself. Apparently I got the neutral route. I'm going to stop reading your comment there though. I want to enjoy every second of this run.
Catwoman if I can beat Serious Sam.
I am well and truly fucked.
>>343380918
fucking exactly,
the last male protagonist i played was hitler in hoi4
Now that's useful game mechanics!!
>My God Eater waifu
>But I have to defeat Victor Goddamned Sullivan.
>>343381374
Purification in progress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1EPegIzD2M
>>343369603
>Mercy
>Doom Guy
...fuck me
>>343381548
For the last god damn time,
>>343378918
>>343369603
>Symmetra
>Reinhardt
No thanks.
>>343381486
>>343381547
Oh, this is just fucking priceless. It's like an entirely different game.
>>343381787
Just keep playing. Stop posting.That way you can quit when you get fed up.
>>343381908
What's wrong anon?
Can't stomach the carnage?
>D.Va
>Zet the Arc Warden
Thank you 6.87
>>343382156
Nah, it's just that this really doesn't fit in with the rest of the thread. Don't want you to get banned.
>>343377223
>implying he would need to
>implying he wouldn't refute your ass to oblivion once he goes white super saiyan
![3840x2400-metroid_video_game-11792[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nojqIpd.jpg "3840x2400-metroid_video_game-11792[1].jpg")
>Samus
>King Dedede
I think I can do it. All I have to do is shoot that fucking duck and I get a space alien bird hybrid with daddy issues. Yea I'll do it.
