Are yousmartenough for her?
>>343337768
I think so
>>343337768
I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this anon, but you have shit taste.
Franziska and Justine >>>>>>
>>343340250
The feathers, because you have to factor in the weight of horrific things you did to those poor birds.
>>343340250
Trick question, they're the same.
>>343340250
The potato.
>>343340250
The real question is what happened to all the birds that had those feathers
>>343340378
>feathers
>heavier than bricks
Are you fucking retarded?
>>343340641
They got turned into chicken tendies.
How is it that she's still the best waifu after all these years?
>>343340378
>feathers weighing the same as bricks
Kys
>>343340250
Duh, a pound of bricks obviously
Can I have my Ema now?
>>343337768
Of course notThanks for reminding me I have a crush on a smart girl, faggot
>>343340378
>Brick is just as heavy as a feather
Just when I thought posters in this place couldn't get any dumber.
Why do I still browse this place?
>>343340250
What would hurt more 1 pound of bricks falling in your head or 2 pounds of feathers falling in your head?
>>343337768
>women
>smart
That's the best joke I've heard all week. Everyone knows women are worthless cum dumpsters that only think about dick 24/7. I'm so glad I was born a man. I actually have something worth living for.
>>343341408
>>343337768
Move over you old hag
>>343341585
If you banged pic related could Edgeworth send you to jail for statutory rape?
Ema>Maya>Kaye>Trucy>Athena
This is undeniable fact
>>343340378
>A pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of fucking bricks
lol. kill yourself dumbass
>>343341408
>>343340998
>>343340727
>>343342283
>>343342283
>>343340727
>>343340998
>>343341408
are you all retarded? it's not saying X amount of feathers or X amount of bricks, it's an amount of feathers that EQUAL one pound total in weight, and an amount of bricks that EQUAL one pound in weight.
>>343342719
How the fuck can feathers and bricks be equal? A FEATHER is obviously way lighter than a FUCKING BRICK. Holy shit I can't believe you're this dumb.
Ever since that one doujin I can't stop thinking about fucking her in the ass
Is there something wrong with me
>>343342719
>a feather equals a brick
Holy shit you're stupid
>>343342892
Are you Limmy?
>>343342948
>a feather
:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a
>>343337768
>shit shoes
This bitch couldn't count to 12 if she makes the mistake of wearing those plastic hooves
>>343337768
>>343342084
>>343341585
>>343340956
Best girl coming through.
>>343340250
Bricks, because bricks are heavier than feathers.
>this thread
I've lost count of the layers of irony ITT already holy shit
>AA6
>digital only
>DLC
>3 month delay
>"we know western fans want DGS but we only care about our sales"
Dunno about you but I'm done supporting this franchise.
>>343347697
it's not that complicated
>>343347697
S U C C
>>343340250
but
>>343340250
I'd ratherPound that girl
Hello, it's me, Miles Edgeworth.
>>343347697
[[succ]]
>mfw Pearls
>>343348391
That was the greatest twist of all time
>>343340250
Was this 96% based on 4chan's replies?
Take out feathers and bricks. Is 1 pound equal to 1 pound? Yes? There's your answer. Bricks and feathers are only added to confuse the retarded 4channers.
>>343342719
But a brick is heavier than feathers
>>343349149
But is 1 pound heavier than 1 pound?
>>343349252
Maybe in America
>>343349252
How many bricks can you buy with a pound? What about feathers?
>there are people out there that sexualize the Pearls
>>343349252
i don git it
>>343349252
A pound is worth about 0,000001 euro, which is about 1 mg, which is less than a pound.
>>343349449
Pearls is a perfect daughterfu and I will fite anyone who says otherwise.
>>343349252
>But is 1 pound heavier than 1 pound?
There's the confusion. We're talking about the USA feathers and bricks, not European
You should understand why the bricks are heavier now
>>343349449
I'd older pearl desu
>>343340250
bricks, they are able to retain their shape because 1 pound could be a single block, feathers on the other hand aren't combined so you can't pick them up at the same time, some might end up fallinf ro blowing away or simpley because you need your whole body to hold them, they would feel as if they were less than a pound, bricks you can carry in 1 hand and all the weigh is set in just your hand therefore it feels as if it weighs more
>>343349374
Depends how hard you can haggle.
>>343349491
Kek that fucking skit
>>343349561
So 1 mg is less than a pound
>>343337768
AA6 ships her with the new prosecutor guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ris5lVssz8
>>343337768
How can a thread be full of so much irony?
>>343340250
>>343350027
That's right! And considering that's a pound, we can conclude a pound weighs less than a pound. QED.
>>343349449
I know, right? Bitch looks retarded as fuck.
Punching a pearl in the face, on the other hand...
>>343350406
Poor britbongs, no longer exists in europe. Euros > pounds.
>>343337768
>anime skips right from Turnabout Goodbyes to The Lost Turnabout
>the whole reason i wanted to watch it was to see Rise from the Ashes animated
>>343340956
Her skin looks weird in this desu.
>>343348718
>not posting best Pearls animation
>>343350770
should've had the total time as 14:88
Tell me /v/, how does she do it?
She aged like fine wine.
>>343351094
Good genetics.
>>343350591
But what's heavier, a euro of steel, or a euro of feathers?
>>343351094
Remember that this is what a 50 year old Fey woman looks like. Good genes and/or mystic youth power
>>343350079
>ships her with the new prosecutor
>not Klavier
This series is dead.
>>343340250
feathers
obviously
>>343351094
Have yo not seen Mia?
Maya was always destined to have a rockin' bod.
>>343351679
Klavier is fucking lame, he's like they tried to make an Edgeworth/Godot hybrid without their flaws and even more fangirl baiting.See also: Trucy
>>343352202
But Edgeworth doesn't have any flaws.
>>343340250
rip
>tfw no qt snack-loving sciencey gf
>>343352461
In the first game he sure as fuck had some serious character flaws.
>>343352803
How is being perfection incarnate a character flaw?
>smart
Scientist smart as fuck girls what dumb as rocks spear chuckers with massive cocks attached.
All studies show the more retarded the male is and the smarter the female is the more likely the relationship will work. For your best interest right now, stop all pursuits of knowledge of any kind. Learn to toss rocks really far. I was lucky enough to be born with a huge dick, but its fine most girl's can't tell the difference between 4inches and 8inches up close, so you just need to practice rock throwing.
You'll thank me for this in the future.
>>343352995
English is not your first language. I'm sure of it.
>>343353123
I just talk funny.
>>343352931
>daddy issues
>ruthless, cares more about winning than the truth
>sore loser
Can't tell if you're meming or not anon
>>343353207
I dunno, he certainly took his first loss better than Franzy and his own mentor. IIRC all he did was crush a coffee cup.
>>343353394
That was classy, not him btw
>>343353394
you're thinking of godot
edgeworth just had his damaged sprite on when he lost
>>343353394
No. I remember Gumshoe saying during 1-3's investigation that Edgeworth crushed a paper coffee cup with his hand in his office.
>>343337768
> Pull those pants down
> Bend her over
> Give her the science
>>343354661
Meant for>>343354356
>>343354661
deepest lore
>>343352931
He's antisocial as fuck and awkward around people, earthquake phobia, trouble with names, has a severe addiction to Steel Samurai, is an ass
>>343355107
>Edgeworth saw Diego crush a coffee cup when his first trial got fucked
>He crushes a cup after his first actual loss
HOLY FUCK
>>343340250
Mod got it wrong.
>>343353183
hm I guess that is part of the 'be dumb so that you are compatible with smart girls' schtick huh
ooga booga
> I'm ready, Phoenix, ready for your hard, mercilessobjection