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How is this a ninja? HOW?
>>343335679
Ask Senran Kagura
>posting Ibuki
>not Senran
female ninja was literally whores
so senrans are accurate
Ninja in training. Shes also wearing her school uniform there.
>>343335679
stop being autistic, it's a videogame, it's meant to be fun.
Ninjas were just spies and hitmen. Who are you fooling when you walk into a venue in a stereotypical ninja costume?
It's not a ninja it's a slut.Makoto best
Girl ninjas were all about showing off their T&A, just look at Mai Shiranui
What kind of shit ninja looks like ninja?
Real question: is there a non slutty female ninja? Tell me, /v/.
>>343335679
how isn't she a ninja
>>343336108
Yeah but her outfit turns me on.
>>343336016
Senrans are not whores. They just have big tits (most of them, at least).
Haruka and Ryona might enjoy being whores, though.
>>343336421
i mean
she's literally kunoichi tier
>>343336385
Nope, and hopefully no one is a big enough faggot to try
>>343336526
I like the first one, but it needs a ninja scarf.
>>343336385
Izuna
...
Wait.
Keep posting ninjas
>>343336385
>underage faggots don't know Tenchu
kek
this is video game board, right?
>>343336385
Kunoichi from Ninja Warriors and Ninja from Sadame.
>>343337024
Why is she exposing her belly and the guy isn't? Any reason?
Japan invented ninjas so they can do whatever they want to it
>>343337139
Kunoichis worked as sluts to get intel and kill horny targets.
>>343337139
easy to sudoku
>>343337092
Only true answer. Then again she's a robot ninja isn't she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB5gGyHvPwo
Fukkin' cheap bitch at that
Zelda has some modest ninja
>>343337139
She's a pretty girl.
If I were one I'd show off cleavage, too.
>>343336385
That's the reason kunoichi exists
They are more to infiltrate, seduce men and steal info or kill them.
>>343335679
I've read somewhere that female ninjas (aka kunoichi) used to dress like sluts because if somebody spotted them, the person would be distracted by their bodies, giving them time to kill them
>>343337352
Ibuki is too well-meaning for that.
>>343336510
>20 years from now we will be able to live out these amazing perverted experiences with incredible VR
>I could be dead by then
>This is one of the reasons i have held my self from suicide
>>343337569
I bet we can do it in 5-10.
Hang in there.
>>343337569
wait a little bit more for custom-made sexbots
>>343337443
>>343337352
'kunoichi' is fiction, though
There were female spies (history book in the 16c said so) but there are no historical materials that proves they worked for whore things.
>>343337668
This, VR is starting to taking off, just be a little more patient anon
>>343337475
Behind that cute innocent face, it hiddens a huge slut
>>343338248
Karin is a slut.
>>343338120
If you wanna go there, ninjas are fiction too
>>343335679
The traditional portrayal of ninjas as wearing full bodysuits and mask wielding katanas and shurikens is the most obscene and incorrect portrayal of anything of all time.
Real ninjas are disguised in plain sight, dressed like any one of us. I went to school with a ninja back in high school. He could disappear and skip class any time and he also beat up people really fast. He told me he was a ninja and then I never saw him ever again but he still graduated high school somehow despite not showing up for any classes.
>>343338385
>what is 万川集海
>>343335679
She looks sexy and flexible enough to be a ninja, what's the problem?
>>343336510
I thought Katsu was very uncomfortable with people touching her breasts
>>343338120
I know, most of that stuff is based on fiction, from what I can gather is that they explained why in the fiction they dressed like sluts
in the end it all can be bullshit, that's only what I read
Hey, girl ninjas are hot.
Course, she'd be hotter if she lost the ponytail...
>>343336421
>you will never catch a fleeting glimpse of her pubis mons through the sides of those pants
>>343339189
I guess washing isn't quite groping.
But Yagyuu even thinks washing is erotic based on her nosebleed (and I can agree with her, any touching can be sensual).
>>343337705
Watch them be expensive as fuck.
>>343339632
Yagyuu would find the skinning and slaughtering of a live chicken erotic if Hibari was doing it.
>>343335679
tecmo invented tiddy ninjas
>>343336421
why the fuck couldn't we get this
>>343339860
not as expensive as a real woman
>>343339924
I don't know about that but any physical contact with her she would for sure.
>>343337092
Is it Daddy Mulk time?
>>343337705
That would be fun. Better be able to make it soft all over.
I wouldn't have any issues with a threesome if the third person was just a robot.
>>343336385
the mc from red ninja
>>343340113
Taki came out a year prior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZrOIt3metM
>>343340640
Not fleeting enough.
>>343340113
I mean Kasumi is my waifu and all but Mai debuted back in 1992
>>343341405
Are any other DOA girls ninjas besides her and Ayame?
>>343341606
Momiji is a ninja I think?
>>343341140
her alt is pretty slutty though
>>343341606
Momiji and Phase 4 but she doesn't really count since she's a Kasumi clone
>>343337139
The artist wanted it that way, now fuck off.
How is this a ninja?
>>343341843slut
Is a qualification for being a ninja to give men erections?
>>343341909
Ninjas can have big tits. They just have to work harder to be more agile.
I think they'd be better using arts like Taekkyon and Capoeira rather than hard traditional ninja styles, though, since their chests would bouncing hard and hurting them doing hard sharp strikes.
Flowing motions would be more fitting and sexier.
>>343335679
Who made this, it looks very Senranish
>>343342016
No, but kunoichi probably check for that.
>>343342016
It's a lot easier to steal from someone if you can fuck them to sleep and end up with no blood on your hands.
Kunoichi are supposed to be sexy, they lure men to their death much easier that way.
>>343335679
Please sit on my face and give me a footjob while calling me a hopeless pervert and promising to care for me the rest of my life.
>>343342634
Not always death. Sometimes they just knock the guy out and steal his shit.
>>343342634
This
>>343336421
>>343340640
>Ibuki isn't barefoot in SFV
F-fine. I didn't want to play as her anyway.
>>343342752
>A sexy kunoichi will never fuck and rob you
>>343336421
Ibuki looks more like a wastelander than a ninja.
>>343342838
Theres a joke about all women in there somewhere.
>>343340395
because they want you to pay for it.
>>343336385
Nobody would ever find Kanami sexy, she's too flat
Notice me senpai.
>>343342334
Not him, but it's by Kengoro Nishide.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57570043
>>343335679
check those deets
>>343343148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J23oMSk1h8o
n-no
>>343343125
Maybe not super sexy but definitely cute.
>>343343125
D'awww.
Ooh, I just remembered Izuna.
>>343343387
Stay away, pervert!
How is this a ninja? HOW?
>>343340989
tit socks are literally the best female attire ever
>>343343125
she has nice hair
>>343343629
Fluffy hair is the cutest.
>>343343609
I prefer silk pajamas
>>343336385
If you are taught to use every thing in your favor you damm well will use sex appeal as well. Just because you are happen to be a homo doesn't mean everyone else is.
>>343340395
That is a lot of cloth physics that needs to be working properly.
>>343344443
Why can't I be a busty sexy girl, even just for a day?I want to bodyswap with my gf
Ninjas in video games are a big joke. About coming up with every opposite of what a real Ninja was. So instead of a poor, malnourished man who kills to fight against an oppressive government, you get thick females who fight for fun.
>>343346029
What game wouldn't be better with thick girls?
>>343346029
>against government
Wait, I thought ninjas were hired by the government.
>>343346029
Honestly...who the fuck even cares?
Imagine caring this much about historical accuracy in a bunch of what essentially amount to games meant for fun and enjoyment.
>not liking thick girls anyway
>>343346029
yeah ill take the thick females ninjas over those real ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ninjas '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' in my vydia
>>343346312
Thick girls are good for cuddling, sex, and all other kinds of affection, and I'm glad the Internet is finally coming around to them.
They're also usually more humble.
>>343346206
Samurai fought for the damyo. Ninja fought against the damyo.
>>343335679
What you want someone that actually looks the fucking part and not be some shit samefaced paint by the numbers horseshit for otaku consumption? Sorry not happening because that would require fucking effort, and standards.
>>343346312
Fun and historically accurate aren't mutually exclusive. They're not even related. Senran kagura is not a fun game to play and never will be. I mean unless you get kamiya in his prime to make one some how.
Once again since no one answered how the fuck is this a ninja? No really i dont understand why he setteled on the name ninja i really dont
>>343346312
>thick
PLEASE STOP USING THIS WORD
>>>/twitter/
>>>/kikebook/
>>343346029
Tenchu?
>>343335679
Is that even possible to pose like that? The strain that it gives to the spine gives me the heebie-jeebies.
>>343347252
I weigh 270 pounds at 5 foot 7 manlette status and i can pose like that even at the ripe old age of 29 how out of shape are you?
>>343337346
That's because you are a shallow impulse controlless piece of shit produced by an equally worthless society more concerned about feeling good than doing good
>>343347252
even I can do dat pose and Im a pretty big guy
>>343347252
I'm pretty sure I could do it
>>343335846
Hikage, Katsuragi, Daidouji, Renka, Yokozura, Kumi, Reo, Ginrei
I like
This is a ninja in a 3DS game.
>>343335679
Ibuki is cute and perfect.
CUTE AND PERFECT.
>>343346585
>tfw no thick qt nerd gf with fat titties, a fat ass, and an interest in video games
I don't even care, it's what I want.
>>343346743
>Fun and historically accurate aren't mutually exclusive
Not necessarily but realism often conflicts with fun in vidya anyway. Not to mention none of these games are even remotely trying to be realistic or accurate to history anyway. It's not something to care about.
>I mean unless you get kamiya in his prime to make one some how.Good taste. Kamiya is the goddamned shit.Though I don't think you realize that W101 had a superhero ninja in it anyway.
>>343347059
Absolutely not. Some girls are thick. And it is glorious.
>>343347407
I've been in a committed relationship for 4 years and have never done anything even close to cheating.
I have self-control. I just like when people look at my body.
Noone really
>>343347758
>Absolutely not. Some girls are thick. And it is glorious.
i don't give a shit about the body type it's the word itself i have a problem with
>>343335679
How is this a ninja? HOW?
>>343347758
You described my gf. Girls like them can be very shy, so you need to be carefully assertive with them.
Having those characteristics tends to get you bullied.
>>343347941
>i don't give a shit about the body type it's the word itself i have a problem with
Mad femanon detected.
>>>/tumblr/
>>343347941
I use "thick" to mean slightly chubby but it's used for anything more than beanpole at this point.
>>343348008
FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
THAT IS ALL I WANT IN A WOMAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAlso is captcha being really weird for anyone else too or is it just me?
>>343335850
Ninja is sexual.
Ninja is sex you and get info.
Then ninja kill penis.
Senran is sexual and thus ninja.
I sad now.
>>343347965
Oh shit, I forgot about this anime. I thought it was actually pretty good despite being so heavy on fanservice.
>>343347941
>>343348095
Thick is the best word that can describe anything between regular and fat, it fits too well
>>343348202
Just stay open. I met her on a very very lucky fluke.
Had circumstances not worked exactly as they did I would probably still be single.
>>343347868
That's a mermaid, you silly
>Now
Ninjas weren't real, anon. Sorry.
Just some cooked up nip mumbo jumbo.
>>343348059
no not even that. it's like >>343348095 says, it has become the normie catch-all term for anything not very skinny and holy shit do i hate hearing it over and over to describe landwhales. it's lost its meaning at this point. the original 4chan word for it was "healthy".
>>343342681
my fucking nigga
>>343348291
storytime. explain.
>>343348378
I think the gradient is skinny -> lean -> normal -> thick -> chubby (fatter than thick but still can be quite appealing) -> fat
>>343346585
people are "finally" giving up on having a proper, actually healthy gf's and instead are "finally" willing to settle for trift store-tier goods such as thick girls because they are too lazy and pathetic to see any effort.
>>343348537
>>343347758
Where does she fall cause she is fucking cute as fuck
>>343348291
Thanks Anon. I'm not really that self-conscious about being single but sometimes I do wish I had a qt gf to snuggle with at bed or someone to share my degenerate sexual desires with. Or just someone who loves me.
>>343348378
I use it in the same way that >>343348095 uses it and I don't get people who use it for anything else. 'Thick' to me is something like webm-related.
>>343342016
distraction yes, ninjas use as many cheap tricks to win
>>343348506
Met her through a friend playing League of Legends (of all fucking games). I messaged her on Skype for her birthday and we got to talking a little. Then I followed up later and we had a date which was very awkward since it was both of our first real date but it was cute.
Just don't be too afraid to talk to girls. I completely failed with at least a dozen before randomly meeting her.
>>343348265
It's good because the manga writer just wants to write a story about feudal politics using boobs to sell it.
>>343348791
Interesting. All the women I come across the street seem very busy, always walking somewhere really fast or are with friends
>>343348618
Thick. Not quite jiggly enough around the belly to be chubby.
>>343348767
more like alexis breakfast
>>343348767
>>343348960
Alexis Texas got fat, jesus
>>343348791
Lovely story, anon. Glad you met her and very inspirational.
>>343348960More like Alexis 'Finally Needs to Let a Black Guy in Her Ass'.
>>343343125
Doesn't she get raped and killed?
>>343348791
>Just don't be too afraid to talk to girls. I completely failed with at least a dozen before randomly meeting her.
How did you other encounters go
>>343348935
All i know is i find her completely adorable its too bad im fucking ugly or i would talk to girls like that
>>343348872
She was kinda a shut-in. I think her kind would be rare to see in public.
>>343349131
Got too emotional too quickly and scared some off because I have very strong feelings. Nothing that damaged my reputation or anything. This varied among girls of many different personalities and body types.
>>343346029
>Hating on thick girls
>>343336648
>this will never ninja sneak up on you in your sleep and give you a ninja bj
>>343349439
Karin with that BOSS walk, goddamn I'd follow her into hell itself
>>343349548
>following a nigger lover anywhere
Well I guess Hell is where you deserve to go
>>343349717
go back
>>>/pol/
>>343335679
she's not. she's a girl, therefore a kunoichi, you STUPID GAIJIN
>>343349775
and to you sir
>>>/oven/
I hate 'kunoichies', they are nothing but prepetual continuations of filthy lies in regards the usefulness of women in anything regarding to actual work.
"Oh look how cute and sexy and dangerous I am, don't you love me"
Fucking disgusting, and yet you mongrols eat it up and ask for fucking seconds.
>>343349887
epic meme
>>343349717
>>343339608
>implying she's even wearing panties
>>343350125
Wah wah fucking wah, what's wrong you disgusting simp, triggered like the little numale that you fucking goddamn are because I don't buy your fucking bullshit? Go to hell and fucking stay there you disgusting failure of a goddamn man.
>>343349775
B B C
B
C
>>343350236
>all this impotent rage
redirect it here instead
>>>/r9k/
>>343349930
Please just let us have another excuse to have sexy women in games.
Nobody even cares about the authenticity.
>>343336829
>Izuna 3 never ever
>>343349930
so are we mongols or mongrels
>>343336385
Also absolutely useless.
If you dislike sexy women in games you have a problem with appreciating the female body, which is beautiful.
>>343350553
isnt this one from arc rise fantasia?
>>343350236
>triggered over some goddamn weak bait
guess you're no better than him. here's a (you) for weak effort.
>>343350349
Piss off.
>>343350368
It's the exact same mindset that has gotten us into this miserable mess to begin with, if we are ever going to get video games back, we're going to need to make some sacrifices to eject the cancer, the removal of pointless women additions to casts is one such thing.
>>343338120
Isn't a ninja technically just a spy/assassin hybrid, though?
>>343350882
Luminous Arc. Same developer, different genre and artstyle.
>>343335679
Ninjas aren't real, loser. Any more than James Bond secret agents are.
>>343351050
I'm not the one doing yelling, you should yell with your comrades in arms here
>>>/r9k/
>Titty Ninja thread
>no Sheena
I mean I know she's not as exaggerated as senran kagura, but she's got jugs too!
>>343350313
yap mine is big
>>343351074
>"Deeply swayed by Adell's manliness and cologne, Yukimaru has joined the group!"
Sluuuuuut
>>343351254
Fuck off simp, if I want your pussy worshipping faggotry I'll ask you.
>>343351050
I don't know if you're as sexually minded as I (I'm horny most of the time) but I love seeing attractive girls in games.
I do think chubbier girls could use more representation and skinnier/flatter girls could as well, though.
But no female representation is "pointless." It's a deliberate choice by a developer.
If I had a choice to make a male generic ninja or a sexy girl that would have a 100% chance of free marketing through rule 34, which one should I logically make?
>>343351128
oh, then I imagine she was a guest character only in that game
>>343351306
Hers are very realistically big.
Girls with natural Senran-sized tits and bodies are probably 1/10,000, if not less.
>>343351050
Based on your previous posts, are you suggesting that all females should be removed from video games and that only males should be the playable representatives of future installments?
>>343351489
>simp
stop using words you're trying to force into a new meme
>>>/r9k/
>>343349080
If that's fat, then your skinny must be anorexic. Got some pudge, but that's it.
>>343351809
I know, she's perfect.
>>343351830
Either that or severely cutting down their numbers and mitigating their importance and if possible underselling their previous accomplishments to let the men shine better.
>>343340719
Oh man that made me feel uneasy and aroused.
>>343352537
I'm not comfortable having a threesome with another person because I'm very attached to my partner but a robot would be fine.
>>343352453
Why is that important, though? What is the rationale behind putting men exclusively in the forefront? Are you suggesting that the male representatives in video games are impotent in relation to the female counterparts?
>>343351857
Oh but numale you'll defend to the death as a fucking valid insult, goddamn hypocrite.Just like a woman.
This is not a ninja.
This is also a ninja.
>>343352431
she was total waifu material, and kept dropping hints at Lloyd but he was too stupid to pick up on it. She acted all flustered but she was totally down to marry Lloyd by the time they reached Mizuho.
>>343352756
Because society has been gradually and gradually undermining the importance of men and tries to make it seem like women are both capable of geninue kindness, intelligence, and usefulness in various things besides housekeeping, anyone who has to deal with women knows this is factual untrue.
>>343353303
Women are lovely nurturers and while they may not be as maximally able as men in some fields (such as ones that require physical exertion) they are much better at reading and understanding emotions. These skills are outstandingly useful for teaching the young.
>Tfw I like petite, short, skinny girls
Browsing /v/ is suffering.
>>343353785
I like girls of all shapes and sizes.
>>343353785
What is appealing about girls with the body frame of a malnourished Chinese boy?
>>343353846
>>343353956
I mean, I like girls of moderate and healthy size too, but I definitely don't like "HEALTHY" and "THICC" girls at all.
And the appeal is in their cuteness. Thick girls aren't cute at all. They go for sex appeal only.
>>343353785
Nah. Like what you like. I won't mock you unprovoked.
>>343354076
You haven't met any cute chubby or thick girls? You know, the ones who are a bit self-conscious?
They're adorable and soft.
>>343354123
>dat hulk face
>>343354184
That's cuteness only by personality. Petite girls can be cute in looks AND personality at the same time.
I mean, I wouldn't say no to a moderately sized girl who could do that too, but petite girls are more likely to pull it off.
>>343353785
Yeah. I feel ya.
Aside from literal lolis, there aren't many girls like that, and the few that exist don't get any love here.
>No ass they said
Fucking kek
>>343354272
He looks asian.
>>343354362
You don't think a pudgy belly is cute?
Not to mention the long and fluffy unkempt hair they tend to have.
I guess I am a bit biased.
>>343354123
>>343354419
Is that Enji Night?
She has a booty? Holy shit.
>>343353508
>Women are lovely nurturers
Wrong, propaganda, women are manipulative meanspirited shrews that poison children with false ideas and use others to do their dirty work.
>>343353151
>>kept dropping hints at Lloyd but he was too stupid to pick up on it
You do know you control which girl Lloyd chooses in ToS1?
>>343354362
What kind of cute personality traits can petite girls have that a larger girl cannot?
I propose that cuteness is largely personality, to a point.
>>343354686
You can spew these ideas but I know so from my gf caring for me while I'm sick.
>>343354362
I guess why I'm not attracted to them. When it comes to visuals, I find sex appeal more important than cuteness.
There's something primal and highly sexual about women that are thick and it makes me lose my mind from time to time.
>>343353303
>>343353303
I see that things have gone full circle. You honestly sound like the crazies on tumblr ranting and frothing in the mouth about how "the patriarchy" is repressing womyn all over the country and how society is out to crush womyn with the heels. The only difference being that, in your case, it is the women and the female gender that is the problem instead of men. Your description of the things that women "lack" seem to be a case of "my limited experience + echo chamber reinforcement is fact" or perhaps you intentionally limited your sample population of women to those who fit the criteria of backstabbing, stupid, bitchy and moronic (which, I won't deny, like Sturgeon's Law, are many). Perhaps you should move out of the trailer park or the basement, take a break from the internet and see the wider world of people out there?
>>343354647
Yes. She got a bubble.
>>343354812
Child bearing hips, yo. And full, large breasts to better feed our hungry, growing sons.
>>343354769
You KIND of do, but it's not like they actually hook up.
>>343354953
is that suppose to be mei, or kasumi?
>>343354953
Sweet jesus.
>ywn smack that fat ass
Why even live?
>>343354890
Women are nothing but decictful, ugly in the soul, pieces of shit that society binds over backwards to cater too and capable of getting away with reprehensible acts with minimum repercussion because 'they're women'. THere was a reason why our ancestors treated them like shit, because they were in fact shit.
>>343354992
Not only that, but fat on the thighs and ass are important for child rearing too.
>>343354517
No, a pudgy belly is not cute. It can only be sexually appealing (and to me it is not). Additionally, long hair can be attractive, but I still wouldn't find a more...heavyset girl attractive even with the most god damn amazing hair on her head I ever saw.
>>343354773
Well, for one, thick girls tend to have larger breasts, but I only like A-C. Additionally, I find it very attractive if a girl is self-conscious about having smaller breasts. I want nothing more than to tell a cute girl that I love her small breasts, and then continue to squeeze them.
For the record, I'm not a virgin, I've actually slept with a girl who had an A cup, but sadly, she wasn't really self-conscious about it.
>>343346312
I don't care. I'd prefer female ninjas. My comment was pointing out that games don't need to be realistic. And explaining what Ninjas actually were.
I preferred games like KOF and DOA back when people mocked you for not preferring Street Fighter and Soul Calibur.
>not liking thick girls anyway
I do.
>>343355121
For the glory of VR porn along with sexbotwhen you're 80
She is a Kunoichi.
Godamnit, westaboo.
So it's official. Enji got a fat ass. So we can lay the meme to rest that it's flat, negative ass. Mother Nature wasn't fucking around she created this Hungarian goddess.
>>343355252
I guess I'm biased since I've slept with a chubbier girl.
>>343355194
theres a bit in the brothers karamazov that Ill always like, where the one of the brothers who is a really great guy, has his shit together, and is madly in love with this pretty girl ... but she just cant make up her mind because "well hes nice BUT..." and theres this older woman I forget what exactly her role was exactly but she correctly points out "Ill always take the side of the men in these matters because there just way more reasonable about these things" sorry I forget how it went exactly its been a while but I remember it making an impact on me^^
>>343355194
You sound super well adjusted
>>343335679
japs are fucked, you should know this by now
>>343355596
Ninjas are Japanese so I think they hold the authority.
>>343355570
I think women and men can be as ugly (emotionally) as he described, but women are a lot more likely to be that way because society reinforces the behavior by letting them get away with anything.
Men have to be self-sustaining, the government won't pay for your dumbass (at least here in the US).
>>343336238
/thread
>>343355914
I don't think as many people put up with their behavior as you think.
And women are less likely to be vile when they become moms because they have a significant reason to try and keep the man around.
>>343355570
Yes keep dodging the truth with your American sarcasm you little bitch, see where that gets you.
>>343356214
Mothers are easily the most vile, destructive of the entire lot, they'll gladly fuck up their kids emotionally and even physically if they think they can get away with it.
>>343355334
If that was your post, then it read like you were complaining about video game ninjas, I'm sorry.
>>343356214
Nah, women can literally get away with attempted murder.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-slit-throat-aqcuitted-attempted-murder-article-1.1815198
>>343356572
You're talking boundless amounts of shit yet you have no evidence.
>>343356616
>>343356826
>ywn get Enji Night to wear whatever cosplay you want her to, then fuck her senseless
>ywn smack her fat ass and make her squeal in pain
>ywn suck her toes
>>343356730
To be fair, police officers can be acquitted of actual murder.
But if you're going to play the "women are terrible people" card you're ignoring the statistically 51% of people you encounter who don't fuck with you.
>>343338807
Flexibility is necessary to make lewd poses in fights.
>>343356738
He got issues.
>>343356214
Well... I could be biased because of my anecdotes (but let's be real here, good luck getting objective evidence on this).
But my mother left my dad for no discernable reason while he was at work while I was young, and kept me from him by sending me to my grandmother (his mother, mind you, not my mom's mother) while I was a kid.
And then, a year ago almost, she left my stepdad, and...well, to get him to pay some bills she invited him back for a few days, and then kicked him out after he paid said bills.
And that's just MY mom, my stepmom (my dad remarried) is pretty ugly (emotionally) too. Well, I don't think she is physically attractive either, but that's besides the point.
And similar things happened to my stepbrother...
I'm just saying, I havent really seen ANY women who got screwed by ugly decision-making, but plenty of women in my life who have made said decisions.
>>343356982
>To be fair, police officers can be acquitted of actual murder.
[citation needed]
>>343357229
Yeah, that's anecdotal, and you're operating on a population size of FOUR BILLION.
There are plenty of evil and hateful people of all races and sexes.
>>343356730
Oh shit, I remember that story. Shit made my heart stop watching the video. It was pretty fucked up.Not that I agree.
>>343357393
I mean, I already acknowledged that it is anecdotal, but how would you possibly go about getting objective evidence?
Even trying to would get you screamed down and jobless and defamed in the news.
>>343356960
I'd do her raw. Fuck the consequences. A body like that needs to be enjoyed thoroughly.
>>343356616
I probably worded it wrong by saying 'they're a big joke'. What I meant was, ninjas in anime and games are purposefully a parody of real ninjas. Trying to be the opposite on purpose.
>>343357597
My nigga.
She's one of those perfect women out there.
>>343357393
I think he's different from the woman-hateboner anon.
>>343357229
Sorry to hear that, anon. That's pretty fucked up. Burgerlaw needs to be re-examined in its implementation of this shit.
>>343357539
Well, why would you be judgmental of a class of people that makes up over half the human population?
Is it really so hard to believe that many women are not nefarious?
>>343357704
Ah, okay then.
>>343357729
She's the prototype
>>343335679
How many ninjas have you seen OP? Tell me what they look like.
>>343357332
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/10/27/prosecutor-wont-charge-cop-who-killed-white-teen-zachary-hammond
>dashcam shows he didn't try to hit him
>officer shoots him point-blank anyway
>NO CHARGES
Also the victim wasn't black, before you play that card.
>>343335679
Do you think Ibuki looks like a Ninja in that image?
>No.
Then she's done her job. A Ninja isn't supposed to let people KNOW they're a Ninja.
And whoever drew that Ibuki knows shit about anatomy. Pic related was drawn that way to catch the viewer's eye in order to make sales, as it's official art. That was done for fapping alone by a pervy fan.
>>343357998
All women should look like Enji Night.
>>343357845
Hang on now. I only think US women are like that. I've met some Chinese and Japanese women, and do not believe they are like that.
>>343358296
I thought she was drawn that way because ALL of the character's in Dragon's Crown are meant to be exaggerated?
>>343358296
But if someone wears a ninja costume everyone would think that's a cosplayer and not a ninja, it's like hiding in plain sight tactic.
>>343358605
Still, you're talking about approximately 200 million people in the USA.
I just don't think you're giving them a fair chance. Yes, bad people exist, but not all girls are intrinsically bad.
Men also don't always see the evil and manipulative side of men, which more commonly only affects women.
>>343358553
I prefer some variety in my thickness, but yes, women like Enji, preferably speaking, should be the norm.
>>343358907
Goddamn.
My boner can't take this shit anymore. Who is in this picture with Enji?
>>343359436
Dunno, posted that picture because Enji, not the hipless broad next to her.
>>343358553
If all women looked the same, we'd need Pon'farr to mate.
I've got an entire gold mine of rare shit from Enji.
Want me to post it?
>>343335679
The proper term for a female ninja is "kunoichi"
>>343359581
Enji looks fucking stellar in that picture, but her friend is a cutie too. Well, at least I've got another rare Enji.
>>343359709
Please do
>>343359709
>should I post rare Enjis
Nigga, this is not really a question, is it?
>>343359709
reminds me i hate suicide squad
>>343359697
I think he meant women with different grades of thickness. As a thickfag, I co-sign that notion, but that leaves nothing for the skinnyfags and fatfags out there, so it won't be fair to them. That I don't co-sign.
>>343359709
Please, god. PLEASE.
How is this a ninja?
>>343359709
MY BOY, POST THEM NOW
>>343358907
>>343359697
>>343360002
Well I was joking, but yeah, that level of thickness is just right.
Don't get me wrong though, I do like plenty of other body types though. And in retrospect, it was kind of a creepy comment. But whatever.
Hundreds of pictures. Ya'll think you can handle that amount of thick?
>>343360847
I'm willing to try.
>>343360847
I WAS BORN FOR THIS
>>343335846
Who actually needs this many charcters?
>>343359709
You don't ask that, you simply do it.
>>343359964
I just hate that they decided for a toothpick to play Harley. What the hell, Hollywood?
>>343336218
They all know they can get into places that men never can by being sexy sluts.
Okay, enough teasing. Brb posting the link.
>>343360847
I held off committing suicide for just a moment like this one. Let me get them, anon.
>>343361430
Pls yes
Brehs. I can't post the link. 4chan thinks it's spam.
>>343361430
I'm sure this thread is gonna die before we get the link.
>>343363049
just break the link down
>>343363049
Put the link into a pastebin.
>>343363049
Break the link up. Don't do this to me, anon
Found a way around it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/EnjiNight/comments/4mpokn/enji_overload_enjoy_facebook_photo_albums/
Just click on the link on Reddit.
Really wished we got more content from the back because she got a fatty. It's just that her massive thighs eclipse everything else. Goddamn, my thirst for her body is through the roof.
>>343363268
I would marry to that woman.
>>343363485
She wouldn't marry you, though.
>>343363539
I know.
>>343361059
Most of those characters are just there to fill the ranks for the mobile card game.
>>343363268
>a reddit link which leads to a facebook link
goddammit anon what the fuck are you doing
>>343363697
Who cares if it's reddit or facebook? That shit is gold mine.
How are these metal ninjas with tails? HOW?
>>343364221
Those are samurais, the crows were the ninjas.
>>343341140
chinese assassins, not ninjas
>>343364221
Ever wonder why cats have better sense of balance than human?
>>343366026
That and their whiskers. They also have a much larger portion of their brain dedicated to sensory perception instead of cognitive processing like humans.
>>343341909
Yunioshi was my one of my first introductions to thick back when I was a kid (others were JLO, Chel from Dorado, Dexter 's Mom and Chun). Never looked back
Post more pretty ladies.
>>343335679
I will spend months on /fit/ so I could meet a cosplayer of this character in real life and crush her vagina (consensually) like the fist of an angry god.
Wish me godspeed you /v/.
>>343347758
who this
>>343370261
>banned artist
Huh
![kunimitsu-ttt2-yamashita[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z2omkLK.jpg "kunimitsu-ttt2-yamashita[1]")
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