I still don't get it. Why the heck is no one talking about Battleborn?
Because it sucks
Because it sucks
>>343283523
Stop spamming this shit.
Because it sucks
Because it sucks
Because it sucks
because their marketing team made the gamble of saying they were an option to overwatch
>>343283523
Link;
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/you-probably-didnt-play-it-but-the-story-of-battleborn-was-all-about-badass-women-343
quads
>LOOK MOM I EVADED AND POSTED IT AGAIN
They really need to rangeban after the first evasion, fuck the collateral damage
>>343283523
I don't know, I didn't play it.
Because it sucksBADASS
>>343283523
>Battleborn is about badass women!
No, it isn't. I played it.
It's shit.
6 starting characters, the rest have to be unlocked/bought. fuckfest of a grind. shitty unlocks. etc
>>343283839
Are you saying the reputable journalists at Vice are mistaken? Surely not?
[spoilers]5 get[/spoilers]
>>343283523
>Was all about Badass Women
>picture of the Briana Wu looking character
>>343283523
>those proportions
A+ character design Gearbox
battleborn fan is a mental illness
prove me wrongyou can't
I still don't get it. Why the heck is no one talking aboutthis six.
>>343283979
I don't think anyone here is going to try
And I don't think anyone ever is going to succeed
>visited home last week and my brother and his room mate are playing that as their primary game
>>343283953
>>343283969
>purposefully create repulsive looking characters
>be surprised when people are repulsed by them
Meanwhile at pic related..
>>343283523
Because the badass women dont suck enough dick
>>343283908
Failure on 2 levels.
>>343283865
you... y-you... *breathing heavily* YOU...! *inhales deeply* ARE A MISOGANIST!!!
REEEEEEEEEE!
THIS GAME STANDS UP FOR WOMENS RIGHTS!
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO LIKE THIS GAME BECAUSE IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE A SEXIST PIG!
BUY THIS GAME!
BUY IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE I WILL CHARGE YOU WITH SEXUAL ASSAULT!
Because it sucks
>>343284097
D.VA gamer girl hot on my dick plsssssss
yesssss
>>343283908
you missplaced your 5
>>343284097
>implying Overwatch has any better character designs
Because it sucks
>>343283523
Played Borderlands 1, didnt like it all that much, loot was garbage and ended up being grindy. B2 was more of the same with double memes.
This is more of the same but with triple memes and now apparently suffering from ghostbusters syndrome.
Price tag is over the top as well, but considering i wouldnt buy it for .50 cents it will always be over the top.
In short, because it sucks.
>>343284270
He sure did.
Because it was all about badass women.
And nothing is more trite, dull and overdone than badass women.
>>343283523
Because it's made by Gearbox
>>343284274
It does, even if we're not talking about waifus, roadhog and junkrat look great
>>343283725
>linking to vice.
Come on newfag, archive it. I'm not fucking giving vice any clicks
>>343284274
>looks like a tumblr dyke
>is racist as fuck and probably straight/bi
>>343284274
There are. Right now, at this second, more people making Overwatch porn than there are people playing Battleborn.
>>343283725
>vice
They just keep getting worse and worse.
>>343284338
Would you actually pay fifty cents for battleborn?
>>343284274
Its hilarious that shes one of the most racist of the characters. Triggers SJWs something fierce no doubt.
>>343284574
The swedish (+liberal points) dwarf (+diversity points) is also racist as hell.
Blizz knows exactly what they're doing.
>>343284507
>>343284574
She is racist? Proof?
>>343284443
i clicked it twice just for you anon
>>343283523
because it lost
it got thrashed
it's over
trying to make this a wymyns issue ain't gonna save it
I wish they stopped using 'badass' so much
>>343284821
Congrats. More quality content coming your way, thanks a lot for funding!
>>343284395
This. Badass women are literally a dime of dozen in Nip games, its almost too much.
>>343284709
Character lines plus back story confirm she hates those metal niggers along with Torb.
>>343284887
Badass female journalists writing badass articles about badass women in badass games by badass developers. Isn't it badass?
>>343284887
It's said like 5 times on the blur on the back of the box
>>343284887
It's a good word to identify games that are shit.
>this thread still exists
>>343284993
No way. I demand a pic.
>>343284709
In the game, hating omics is like beign a racist to blacks
She has suffered because of the two War against them.
She is extremely nazionalist and she is the main face of the russian propaganda.
>>343284985
>>343285196
How is this allowed? Why aren't there 9 gorillion articles, neofag sticky, hashtags and tumblr posts about the matter?
SriHead OVERWATCH SriHead KILLER SriHead
>>343285340
because robot lives don't matter
>>343285489
They still do frame it as a civil rights issue. I'm just genuinely surprised any of the playable characters are openly against it.
I liked Borderlands and even I don't like Battleborn.
>>343283523
I think I "got it" perfectly.
>>343284887
The mainstream games ruined that word just like EPIC
Because it's a much, much worse game in every way.
To add to that, it tried to compete with a much, MUCH bigger publisher/developer in Blizzard and it bit them in the ass.
>>343285869
Would it be fair to say that 99% of female game protagonists are EPIC BADASSES?
>>343285965
>implying you prefer that over pic related
>>343283523
>Why the heck is no one talking about Battleborn?
We do talk about why it's bad and why it's inferior to Overwatch
>>343286085
That's Bioware tier.
>>343285185
Okay, I didn't remember it correctly, it's only used two times. Still, using the same adjective two times is still pretty lousy
>>343283793
i hope you are the collateral damage
>>343286210
>>343286085
Jesus, I mean...
Even if they didn't try and compete with Overwatch, there's no way shit like that would get traction.
That's just awful.
>>343286210
more liek suckass
>>343286191
Riot tier more like. Meaning shit.
It's like you're begging people here to hate it even more
>>343285965
It competed with two games actually. Overwatch and SMITE. Both way bigger giants than Battleborn could ever be.
>>343286210
oh jesus christ it's literally on their box
how can you ruin this one word so badly
What's this look like in other languages? Just as bad?
>>343286210
What's gearbox's obsession with the word badass? Like seriously they had a whole system in Borderlands named Badass Points.
What is it about that word
>>343286210
At least they made it take half of the boxart so we know just how badass the game is.
>>343284274
>good character design = anything you can fap to
>bad character design = everything else
i feel like this isn't a very good approach to judge designs.
>>343286426
SCHLECHTARSCH
>there's a alternative universe where Battleborn beat Overwatch
I wonder what would have it been like.
>>343286541
Underrated comment.
Zarya's design is fine. I'd narrow her jawline, but that's about it. No woman has a jaw that blocky and wide and it ruins the whole thing, but her design is perfectly fine.
>>343285340
Because that would be criticizing a strong female character anon, they found the loophole.
>>343284574
>she
>>343285682
so you are saying you are shocked that people aren't offended by this? i'm genuinely confused.
>>343286623
>there's a alternative universe where Battleborn beat Overwatch
No there's not. Infinite universes, and in none of them Battleborn worked.
>>343283523
Why didnt anyone play Battleborn?
>Badass
The continued use of that word over and over and over and over.
>>343286671
I'm 99% if they fixed her jaw, she'd be just as popular Tracer/WidowEspecially because she's broken as fuck
>>343284274
>Only reason that character was added was to appeal to lesbians and feminists
oh /v/ you make me laff
>>343286828
>so you are saying you are shocked that people aren't offended by this?
Yes. These days people get offended by fanart that changes the race of a character. An actual parallel to legitimate racism should be way higher on the "offending" scale.
Maybe it goes over their heads?
I'll hope Gearbox doomed beyond repair
>>343284517
hey.
overwatch has no empowered black women. just qt brown girls.
that's pretty cool
>>343287034
Black women are by far the least desired partners by any any race. (even for black men, heh)
There is a reason for that.
>>343283523
>Badass
>>343286426
it looks displaced. it usually isn't used in german.
>>343286210
>badass xDDD
Is this the only word Gearbox writers can use to describe something?
>>343284821
This, but I also shared it on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
>>343284274
I will never get over her dyed hair
getting rid of that shit would be the easiest way to fix her design. Her legendary skin might be the best in the game simply because it covers up her head. I don't even play her but I'm seriously considering buying that skin just for that
>>343287169
that and "awesome!"
>>343286623
I got it for 20 bucks from a third party site. Had fun. It would probably be worth $30-40 if the playerbase was big enough, but as it is, it should be free. It constantly gets compared to OW which is the main problem with the game.
>in a parallel universe gearbox/2k actually spent money on marketing and advertising
People don't know what it's even about, and a quick glance at it doesn't tell you anything. Shit is closer to a moba with lanes, creeps, and turret building, which is actually fun. Problem is waiting for a queue for 10+ minutes on PC. The other problem is hellish optimization and an FOV slider that at max feels like it's set to 60 which combined with the weapon visuals is really straining. Top it off with the devs releasing skins/taunts that can only be bought with premium currency in a game that already has a price tag, and you have a perfect storm for commercial failure.
Their repeated use of the word "badass" reminds me of how Wildstar was pushing the word "hardcore" so long ago.
>>343286085
>that face
Is her lore centered around lemons or something?
>>343287149
It's never used in german. Even fucking 'abgefahren' is dated as fuck. The entire thing is literally >>343287143 in action and it's sad an miserable and at the same time hilarious to watch the whole thing crash and burn.
>>343283523
>You probably didn't play it
Holy kek, it's like they're admitting it's a flop piece of trash, and they only care about "Le badass womyn" aspect.
>>343286671
you sure? there's this one blonde actor who is in many hollywood movies too with a literal square jaw and tiny eyes. i can't remember her name or movies though.
>>343287000
maybe it means that you misjudged the people these days`?
>>343283523
Sometimes i wish vice would write more about north korea, those documentaries were really interesting.
>>343287275
It's her jaw and facial structure, not her hair.
Here, have a punk/tumblr girl with an actual feminine facial structure.
Yet nobody calls this one tumblr or a dyke, even though she more or less is one, and everyone loves her.
>>343287464
No, they're spinning it's sinking ship as an empowering female piece against male gamers because "you didn't play it because it was about badass women ;^)"
>>343286210
Relevant.
>>343287636
>everyone loves her
Wasn't she the first hero Riot hired actual musicians to write a theme song for? I think that was a pretty big part of the appeal, look at the blue-haired small-chested one for another example.
>how should we promote our game?
>people'll love this and spread the words around I swear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyNYsvqaaKw
>>343287636
to be fair her face at least makes sense since she's probably filled with testosterone
Vi is strong, but most of her power comes from her gauntlets while Zarya uses raw strength to carry her gun
But her stupid dyed hair makes zero sense and makes her look stupid in the process
>>343287275
That lion mane she has in one the skins looks great, and it's fitting for her character. They should have gone wiht that as default.
>>343286623
>alternative universe where alien colonial marine
probably heaven.
>>343287464
They do that.
>>343288000
That's actually a rather good drawing, too bad the subject matter and the artist's attitude suck
>someone actually got a tattoo of a battleborn minion
Jesus
>>343288000
I'd love an edit of this with Hitler talking about his Reich, and enjoying all the jews crying about it.
>>343288165
he's kinda cute
just dont tell anyone where it comes from
>>343283523
>hardcore feminists avoid this game like the plague
>they prefer Overwatch
>mfw
>>343283523
No wonder it flopped.
Because it's fucking shit, not even the SJWs will play it
>>343287475
not really blonde but pic related
>>343288295
People will always prefer attractive designs, Overwatch ticks all the boxes SJWs want while still not being butt ugly, it is the great peace bringer of our time.
>>343287850
>But her stupid dyed hair makes zero sense and makes her look stupid in the process
hanzo have a bang that could go into his eye while aiming / moving
roadpig don't have any kind of body armor, it makes him more vulnerable
junkrat have a stump, why not using an artificial leg to be faster and more steady?
lucio should just carry another holstered gun, just to get the 2 buffs at the same time
why do widowmaker show her cleavage? it makes her more vulnerable to winds and temperature changes, it could affect her accuracy
maybe she just like to dye her hair?
>>343288000
>literally doesn't care about the quality of the product
>says anyone who does is racist and sexist against the diversity quota
I wish these people would stop existing.
>>343288376
>SJWs actually playing vidya
>ever
>>343288425
yes, thank you, that's her. well, women do change their hair color once in a while.
>>343288471
makes zero sense design-wise
>>343284097
Thumbnail looks like she's stroking a robot dick.
>>343288000
>I don't care if it sucks
It it were good people would remember it and whatever "message" it is you think the movie portrays. If it sucks people will forget about it.
>>343288530
B-but a few thousand people bought this SJW game! (and probably didn't actually play it)
It tanked the studio.
>>343283523
That character looks like that dude who played Mama.
>>343288573
>have a strong body
>always laughted at because you look like a man, even without your muscles
>decide to dye the hair pink to be less masculine
how come?
>>343287850
>But her stupid dyed hair makes zero sense and makes her look stupid in the process
she is a woman wiith short hair and a not so feminine face structure so the hair colour serves the purpose to give her a little more feminity on the head. looking stupid is subjective.
>>343287134
german here
i would go for some juicy black girl because literally only 1 out of 10000 or so over here is black and would of course never go for me
i heard stories about american niggresses chimping out but with a german upbringing over here the are just normal girls i guess
tl;dr i'd go for some juicy black woman
>>343288638
This entire story 100% revealed how shit the modern """"journalism"""" is. I'm glad he didn't apologize and doubled down.
>>343286470
Elite enemies were also named Badasses. Not just out of character, but everyone in the game calls them Badasses like it's natural.
It's weird, but since 4chan probably has a higher output of the word Cuck than any other 25 sites on the internet combined, we're probably not the ones to criticize about word autism.
>>343284274
>Make a Tumblr dyke character to appeal to SJWs
>Make her actual character Garithos 2.0
sugoi blizzard
>>343288510
We're on our best way to disappear so no worries
>>343283740
every time, but not this time
>>343287636
>speaking shit about best Vifu
How do you want your characters senpai?
>>343283523
What the fuck were they thinking modeling a character after that golem looking tranny?
>>343288718
i live in cologne and i feel like blacks aren't that few anymore. though i don't often go to public spaces so idk.
>>343284517
I want to put my hands on mai's chubby hips and she bobbles up and down on my turgid phallus.
>>343287818
Yep, and they're both really good and really hype songs.
https://youtu.be/q4P8YVnm7_w
https://youtu.be/0nlJuwO0GDs
>>343283523
How many fucking time this has to be explained. Battleborn got released on very shitty time when OW's launch was right behind the corner.
>>343288743
>4chan probably has a higher output of the word Cuck than any other 25 sites on the internet combined,
i miss the word filter.
>>343287000
Probably because that story is not in the actual game. The only thing they tell you about the characters is how to play them, nay other information is on the overwatch site.
>>343288870
Mei isn't actually chubby in-game. (winter jacket + massive glows =/= chubby) Only in fanart and fanfiction for people with so low standards that even their fictional waifus must be 2/10.
>You probably didn't play it
Well, at least they got that thing right in the article.
>>343283523
F2P when? I want to play this for bird husbando but I aint giving jewbox money for it.
>>343288000
>supports gender equality
>blatantly generalizes a group of people over their gender
The problem is that the art style is ugly and there are not any waifu baits. That's how a game developer sets himself up for failure.
>>343284167
[shitposts loudly]
>>343284274
>mfw you notice she actually has a cute little nose
Zarya is just getting better and better
>>343289014
welcome to modern feminism.
>>343288825
>someone approved these designs
They should've hired a new character designer/art director upon the first draft.
>>343283523
>I swear Gearbox isn't paying for me to shill for them: the article
>>343288876
Well shit I've been pronouncing her name, "Vee" in my head all this time.
>>343288861
east germany here (Dresden, Pegida and such), most syrian niggers got pissed off with us and fled to the west
also i am talking about women, not niggers in general
>>343288982
No. She is very chubby. Very thick. Very innocent.
>>343288876
>the background is the same section of the city as in >>343287636 but destroyed
that's kinda cool, I guessing they're sisters or arch rivals or something, Lina/Rylai style
>>343289118
No. Use all of your brain power to mentally remove the boots, gloves, and massive jacket from pic related.
She isn't actually fat at all.
>>343288861
Yeah but to be fair those are refugee subhumans. Often literal retards because the Arab solution to the mentally ill is to fling them to the west and cross their fingers they get welfare. That and Africans.
>>343289070
or maybe they just use borderland's artstyle with borderland characters instead.
before BL1 they chose the artstyle on purpose because they knew their models were shit and the amount of things on screen looked stupid
>>343289129
Wait is that a real screenshot? What am I looking at here?
>>343289070
It looked better on the concept art.
But they had to add Wu face, delete details because shitty cell shading and remove mane.
Not a great design, but not a horrible one either. Just needed a couple more pounds.
>>343285340
Because you have to be in game to find it and SJWs don't actually play games that they demand be changed.
>>343289256
I dunno man, those thighs look really juicy.
>>343289285
Battleborn UI on the right.
>>343286085
she looks like videogame John Flynt
>>343289256
Thick thighs, that belt is hugging her waist
She might not be chubby but she's definitely a wide girl
>>343283523
Because it sucks so bad, gearshills has to use SJW arguments to push in on the fucking /v/.
That's actually pathetic.
>>343289375
Yeah, what's going on in that screen shot? It's a mess. It's like the team kept pitching ideas but nobody had the guts to refuse any.
>>343288825
Is Marquis from Sir You Are Being Hunted?
Do you guys think with the massive failure of Battleborn, they'll drop all the sjw shit in the next Borderlands?
Like, they haven't released a a good game since Borderlands 2
>>343289570
They haven't released a good game since opposing force.
>>343286085
>>343289382
Was this a legitimate thing?
>>343289449
You need to learn what thick winter gear does to the appearance of an average person. Even normal weighted women look like Mei during winter where I live, it gets cold you have to wear thick clothes.
>>343289625
BL1 was so good fuck off
>>343289570
>Borderlands 2
>Good
>>343289050
He made fun of people who whine about misogyny.
I don't see the problem.
>>343289070
What do you mean? Don't you find this appealing?
>>343288982
She's wearing skin-tight leggings, and she has massive thighs.
If you know anything about anatomy, you'll know she's at the very least chubby. Saying otherwise is stupid.
>>343289151
They're both from a town called Zaun that's a lawless and criminal infested hell-hole.
There's only hints that they're sisters, or at the very least from the same childhood gang.
Vi went off to Piltover, a pseudo-utopic city where there's a lot of technological advancement and extremely competent police and crime fighters, to steal a pair of hextech gauntlets (the ones she now wears).
After she stole them and got caught, the head of police gave her an ultimatum - fight to uphold the law, or rot in jail for life. Vi asked if she could keep the gauntlets if she agreed, and that's what happened. Now she punches criminals for a living.
Jinx mostly went insane from the shenanigans going on in Zaun, and is a bit of a gun/explosive nut. She also talks to her guns, and has them talk back to her.
She chased after Vi believing Vi's staying in Piltover instead of coming back to Zaun as willing betrayal, and so she wants to wreck Piltover to force Vi to come back to Zaun. Now she just blows the fuck up out of everything in Piltover while staying a half step ahead of Vi and Caitlyn (the head of police from earlier).
I think that about covers it.
>>343289570
BL2 was garbage.
>>343289678
Yeah, let's just compare her with the other girls, some of which are fairly thick themselves.
...Oh.
>>343283523
Meanwhile the game with actual design diversity is completely ignored.
>>343283523
Thank you mr. skeletal
>>343286210
The big one counts as ten.
>>343283953
All of them look like Brianna Wu
>decide to see how Steam userbase is receiving the game
>steam page greets me with this screenshot
I don't want to know any more.
>>343288825
I do like Phoebe aesthetically but like everything else gearbox makes, the second they open their mouth it's all ruined.
>>343289832
Are you trying to prove my point? Half of the women there have comparable thighs with Mei and are not fat at all. She is simply wearing a tick coat.
>>343289716
See the pic I replied to.
>>343289832
That merciful ass though.
>>343289941
I want to fuck that frog.
>>343289976
Look like a bad version of the zombies in Wildstar.
> GAMES NEED TO PANDER TO US!
> Game panders to them
> it flops
wow fucking misogynist assholes
>>343289893
I signed up for the beta. I havent gotten anything yet
>>343284097
>There is probably more drawings of the DVA Gremlin than there is Battleborn fan art.
>>343289893
No waifus and no bad ugly designs.
>>343289893
>Meanwhile the game with actual design diversity is completely ignored
No, Overwatch is not ignored
>>343290001
>comparable thighs
Yeah, I'm done replying to you. See an eye doctor. Or a psychiatrist, for your denial.
>>343290015
Even the guys have nice asses
>>343290145
Not really suprising, nobody is playing the game
>>343289893
>3rd person moba
Some shilling on /v/ when open beta, moderate success, /v/ stop caring after 3 months
>>343290001
>comparable thighs
Not even close. Do an overlay and the thickest part of the thighs of the other girls are the same size as her thinnest
And she's wearing leggings. Clothes that fit that tight aren't thick
>>343289832
Both of tracers thighs could fit into one of mei's.
Not even who you were arguing with.
>>343290209
Look at Mercy, Widowmaker, Symmetria and then Mei when you see the entire legs.
Then kill yourself in shame.
>>343290187
>All humanoids except for turret bastion
>>343286210
>from the creators of Borderlands
Christ they act like that makes them gaming legends.
>>343290682
The funny thing about this post is that it is extremely ironic depending which side you are taking.
So when will daughter raising simulators become the next trend of video games, like WW2 FPS and MOBAs?
>>343290392
>>343290458
Here, just for you, my autistic friend.
It's also worth noting Widow has some pretty big thighs as it is, a fairer comparison would be with Tracer.
But even with Widow, Mei has much larger thighs despite being far shorter.
>>343290936
I wonder why you purposefully avoided using Symmetria or Mercy. I wonder indeed. I did consider leaving Widowmaker out of the pic, but by avoiding the 2 other ones you aren't winning the argument :^)
>>343290936
The problem with including Widowmaker in this is that she's likely designed with French sexyness in mind.
As in long slender legs, not 'Murican tig ol biddies n ass.
Widow's design is kinda like Bayonetta in that.
B A D A S S
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>>343291040
I'm not making another two pictures just because you're clinically autistic and in denial. I tested it with Mercy as well, same result.
Symmetra has the biggest thighs/legs behind Mei and even with her, there was a big difference.
I used Widow because she's the closest to 'normal'-sized thighs in the game.
>>343283523
what is that?
BADASS WOMEN
>>343291195
You used widowmaker because the other 2, especially Symmetria, prove my point.
>>343291092
Captcha ate my image.
Pic related because average humans are 7.5 - 8 "heads" tall, and Bayonetta is in the neighborhood of 10-11.
So when is Memebox going to die? After Colonial Marines and now this it can't be long now can it? Wait, didn't that terrible Brothers in Arms game crash and burn before even being released?
>>343291393
Don't forget duke.
>>343291261
Fuck that's ugly. Seriously whoever approved these designs needs to be blacklisted from ever working in development again.
>>343290145
There's more drawings of D.Va than there are Battleborn players
>>343291040
>>343291092
Okay, so to further make you look like a retard, lets use Symmetra, the girl with the second thickest legs.
Oh look at that, Mei's are still nearly twice as wide. Let me guess, you're gonna ask me use Mercy next, even though her legs are smaller? I mean, you're a complete retard, so I fully expect that.
>>343289686
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
All those women and the only cute character is a bird.
I thought this game was about BADASS MEN?
>>343288165
Reminds me of the TOR devs....
>>343289296
>>343286721
Bingo.
>>343291504
>>343291317
this is fucking hilarious
how btfo can you get
>>343289686
>b-but he was typing like a retard to get at then ESS HAY DOUBLEYAS
kys reddit-friend
>>343291324
God I love bayonetta.
>>343291504
First, I >>343291092 am not the original guy you're fighting with >>343291040.
Second, Mei's also wearing really thick clothing because she's a climatologist that I assume works in the arctic or Himalayas or somewhere else just as cold, while the other 3 women you're brought up all wear skin tight leggings.
>>343291626
Samefagger.
>>343283523
Because it sucks
>Pander to SJWs
>None of them buy the game
Woooooow dude
>>343291664
She's wearing leggings, too
>>343291627
Aren't you typing like a retard to get back at me?
>>343291664
>Really thick clothing
She's wearing fucking leggings, you dumbass. You can literally see her asscrack and the creases under her butt because it's literally digging into her skin, you fucking mongoloid.
What's next, you're gonna say I edited the pictures? Jesus fucking christ, just admit it already.
>>343291664
>that asscrack
>really thick winter clothes
>>343291780
Hopefully other devs learn this shit. I mean come on, League of Legends have sexy lewd shit skins, and people buy them. Battleborn didn't take that into consideration.
>>343287814
Can confirm, this is how it is.
>>343291890
So, she's fat
because it fucking sucks thats why the hell no one is talking about it
stop saying heck its fucking annoying and reveals you as an underage retard who is afraid of words
>>343289129
And the left still looks better.
>>343283523
>Pandering to an audience that does not actually buy games, just complains about them
Will they ever learn?
>>343291890
I-It's just r-really thick clothes!!!!
Ignore the fact that her legs and ass are literally twice the size of Symmetra's, who has pretty big legs and ass herself.
Fucking retards.
>not embracing Mei's chubbiness
It's like you don't even like her.
>>343288718
>he things upbringing will make niggers behave like humans
wew lad.
>>343292117
Slim Mei skin when
>>343292075
nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>343292117
Her chubby body and cuteness just makes my dick even more hard.
>>343290109
I got a Key for Stress Test Beta.
I also already played it before.
If you want it, I can give you the key.
>>343288660
Spooky adventuring skeletons
>>343289474
Bottom middle is a level up notification, bottom left is health and shields. Bottom right is ability cooldown timers, above that is a notification that you can spend shards to activate equipment. Riht side is questlog and radar above it. Black guys talking to the PC so he's pictured because of script. Top bar is boss health with extra life count in red and shard count in blue above that. Words in yellow are level up notification and he gun in pink due to licking up a power up.
About half of that is gone once you upgrade your level abilities and gear and listen to the story chat.
>>343292441
Wow, all them typos.
>>343287442
i like you, germanon
>>343292441
dont ruin the circlejerk anon
funny this thread has turned into overwatch spam just like the /btbg/ threads were raided constantly
>>343289985
Marquis and Phoebe are the only redeeming characters and it just so happens he's her butler.
>>343283908THIS is how you get a 5
>>343291261
When people pick her, just know you're going to lose.
>>343292585
thats because battleborn is absolute shit and i hope it kills gearbox or at least causes a complete reform of it
>>343291559
What the fuck is this shit
>>343292221
Never
They don't want to suffer the wrath of the trigglypuffs
>>343289382
>"what kinda plastic surgery u want senpai"
>"just fuck my cheekbones up"
>>343291324
I've always hated how Bayonetta's proportions are completely fucked and I have no idea how anyone can find her sexy. Like the game though.
See how gearbox went to absolute shit when Anthony Burch left, he obv held that place together
>>343283523
>badass
>>343289687
The girl on the right looks like she was drawn by Shadman.
>>343291569
TOR devs?
I take it you don't mean the browser.
>>343283523
one reason why I really dislike D3 is because every ability is a fucking rave light show and that's also a big reason why I was really put off of Battleborn
>>343286210
>badass is on there twice
>>343283523
>these people are aparently working on next Brothers in Arms game set in Bastongne
>it will probably be filled with female and black transgender soldiers
Baker did not deserve this
>>343289294
Dunno, still looks pretty shitty to me. All I can see is that ugly Elf sorceress from the dnd 3.5 player handbook crossed with the girl from princess monoke.
>>343292920
I don't find her sexy myselfam gay, but I love her character, and I took pretty much everything in the games - her provocativeness, much of the dialogue, etc - with a pinch of humor.
Made them into my 2 all time favorite games.
>>343293063
do you think she either has a mole or a piercing on her ball sack
>>343292735
Most of the people that actually played it or were in the generals to discuss the game agree with you. Gearbox/2K fucked up badly. Learned nothing from Evolve. People are just going to call out cherrypicked screenshots from the beta.
>>343293123
I forgot entirely about brothers In arms, what a shitty fate for it
>>343293162both
>>343283523
>shove politics into video games
>nobody buying it
it's not rocket science
>>343289687
Is the left one supposed to be a ripoff of Glove from Bionic Six?
>Game panders to women
>Straight white males kick them out with their online toxic behaviour
>Main target audience leaves
>See? Women dont like video games!
>>343293557
How does the game pander to women outside of having playable females? Please tell me.
And using gaming journalism doesn't count because it isn't the game itself pandering, it's journalists telling you it's pandering because they say it does.
>>343293469
There's a generic COD guy in the game named Oscar Mike. He's literally a clone. The dude in that image is a fucked up older version of the same model named Whiskey Foxtrot.
>>343285489
Double Standards
Blizzard knew this, and that's why they made this character.
They are literally laughing as all the SJW types embrace her, not knowing she actually is the exact opposite for what they stand for.
It's fucking hilarious. If only they played VIDEO GAMES.
>>343293380
we're better off with that new game never sees the daylight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp5CbqKyJsQ
>>343293557
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>343293691
this artist is fucking horrible
So how do those actually interested in Battleborn feel about the recent matchmaking changes? From an outsider's perspective it seems absolutely insane to force your playbase to play modes they have zero interest in just so you can prop up your ever dwindling player base.On top of this they seem to have also given up on actually balancing matches and seem to feel that slapping a big CASUAL sticker on a mode means its fixed.
>>343293702
meant to say that it's better off never seeing the daylight, fuck I should go sleep.
>>343293797
Eh, it's not much different. As a level 15 I was getting matched against premades of 80s+.
>>343289785
That's neat
>>343293123
>>343293380
That was cancelled though. Montana was one of the characters in it and got moved to Battleborn with a more cartoonish design.
>>343293797
Lol why are you asking us that like there's anyone here who plays that train wreck of a game? There's probably about 18 people in the world playing right now
>>343293797
They cant do much when it has so little numbers of players to work with.
7's for everyone.
>>343293920
I'm not referring to furious 4
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/07/16/gearbox-working-on-authentic-new-brothers-in-arms-title
>>343294050
Ah, well. Silly me.
>>343287814
This feels like an actuall line from boringlands. Fug.
>>343294050
Cant wait to play as badass soldiers in a badass mission in a badass war.
Women a shit.
>make a game prominently featuring character skins
>make all of the characters ugly because inclusiveness and diversity
>meanwhile Blizzard makes waifu dress up TF2
Wow gee I wonder what happened.
Hero based games without waifubait will never ever be successful
>>343292657
>>343289985
those actual designs are fine but they're both modeled horribly.
>>343287814
>its actually accurate
>>343294050
>Sadly it takes a lot of resources, energy and money to do what must be done, so it’s not something I feel I could completely do alone. I need good partners for it, so we’ve been talking to great folks but it’s really putting all that together that’s the limiting factor. Once we put all the partnerships together in terms of publishing, collaborators and creatives, we can talk about it.
After A:CM this always sounded like "we need a scapegoat in case shit hits the fan" to me, especially after they announced that the next Douk will probably not be done by Gearbox themselves while BL3 will be done completely in-house..
>>343294569
All concepts for the game look great. In game, not so much. Look up the concepts for Thorn, the in-game Brianna Wu lookalike
I had a dream last night that I had a chance to fuck mei but instead married my gf. Then I was old and I regretted not getting with mei. I woke up with an actual pang of regret about not sleeping with a fake girl in a dream. The waifu poison is in me
>>343294769
You say poison, I say passion
>>343283523
Overwatch has got badass women too but they don't flaunt them and try to make it only about them
also its a better game
>>343294516
Blizzard clearly didn't want to cash in on all the progressive gamers out there just waiting to purchase an appropriate game.
>>343294673
Dude even wildstar looked better, while the battleborn concept art isn't particularly offensive, they totally ditched it to be part of a shitty completely different art style.
>Literally hiring anthony burch as your writer
>in 2016
I dont get it, why does /v/ keep talking about battleborn?
ITS 2016
libcucks write like lesbians writing fanfiction
>>343290316
Well, there is 31 image tagged 'Battleborn' on rule34.paheal.net and around 450 tagged 'D.Va.'
>>343288936
this desu senpai
>>343283523
>you probably Didn't play it, but the story of 'Battleborn' Was all about Badass women
GEEEEE I WONDER WHYYYY
>>343286085
she actually does look like brianna wu
like wtf
>>343284987
it is bad, I have colon cancer.
>>343283523
>When Deande tries to introduce herself to Mellka, the player-character's response is, "Nope. You're mistaken. My name is... Pissed Off Eldrid."
Holy fuck.
This is just... How do people write this shit and not cringe themselves to death?
And that's even with the author trying to cherrypick to make the game sound good. Or, "Badass" as Gearbox would say.
All "Le bad gaem" Memes aside, this game is plenty of fun.
>make everything totally unattractive
>try to sell this to people
gee
>>343283523
muh feminism
muh jewbox
muh shill
>>343294865
damn, it's down that much already?
>>343283725
Remember that time they made an article about how Brianna Wu "pwned" a troll?
>>343283523
Is gearbox still planning to make Borderlands 3? I really just want them to die off and fade into obscurity. They haven't made anything redeemable in fucking ages and i doubt they're going to learn their lesson anytime soon.
>>343289976
>mouse icon in picture
>>343295576
The female characters are all ugly as sin though. You can't doubt that. They spent all their effort trying to add as many different men as possible.
>>343295276
How dare you not fap to MEEEE
>>343295659
This is the current player count.
>>343293797
I'm really not a fan of mixing the game types together. They experimented with it in the beta and I didn't like it, and I like the idea of it even less now that I know how a capture game type plays out for Battleborn.
Not that I hate Capture but I really have to want to play it to queue it up. Also certain characters perform better or worse in certain modes/maps, so if I'm looking to make progress on a character like that I am now going to have poor odds of getting the mode or map I want. Probably worse than 1/3 given that people stubbornly vote for the same maps every time. I feel nothing but pity for the people who haven't finished Attikus' challenges for instance, who has to win a game on the least popular map in the game. It was hard enough when going into the game mode that it featured in was a two option choice - it's never going to happen anymore.
>>343296065
>Losing 75% of your player base in 1 month
>>343291447
>more people have fapped to d-va than have played battleborn
>>343295276
>she
>>343296065
>all time peak is 12,000
>24 hour peak is already below 1,000
like pottery.
>>343284274
She's cute as fuck and has the added bonus of triggering all of you autists
>>343295786
>Gearbox goes bankrupt
>Borderlands IP gets bought up by 3DR/Interceptor
>>343289129
C-C-CHERRYPICKED!! IF YOU STAND STILL AND DO LITERALLY NOTHING IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!
>>343284274
Zarya's design is fine. Her legendary skins all suck ass though, which is too bad since most of the other characters have at least one great looking skin.
>>343296436
Are you saying that arctic and siberian suck ass?
I think you might have a case of terminal shit taste
>>343285682
Wow, characters are allowed to have flaws? What is this bullshit?
>>343296483
They do suck because they cover up her eyes with retarded goggles
>>343291559
This thing looks like somone did open model editor for the first time in their life and did random things in it.
>>343296598
>Disliking mechanical scum
>A flaw
>>343296961
I'm all for omnics extermanatus
It's just funny how whenever a character has an actual flaw she jump down their throats
>>343296924
>>343292743
>Crimson Chin minotaur with giant mechanical arm
>not the best design in the game
>>343296012
Not fapping to Thorn is transphobic now
>they're still contractually obligated to put out a bunch of shit for this game that no one will ever play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3Odi_p5KAA
>>343283523
Terrible art style
Crowded, ugly UI
Suffers from Dota 2s saturation of particle effects that compounds on the previous issue by limiting visibility even more
Forgettable soundtracks
Animations are unpolished and clunky for a modern AAA game
tl;dr it sucks
>>343297052
>literally a giant veiny penis neck
>>343297052
Being the best design in Battleborn is like being the least disabled person at the Paralympics.
>>343284274
>there are people who hate muscle girls
Such shit taste should be a bannable offense.
>>343289570
>Do you guys think with the massive failure of Battleborn, they'll drop all the sjw shit in the next Borderlands?
No chance, this is not "pandering". They ARE sjws.
>>343284517
....Pharrah has robot limbs tho...
IenjoyBattleborn
I find it to be anentertaininggame
I likesolo/co-op campaign with the option for competitive multiplayer
I like thecartoony artstyle
I even likesome of the absurdist humor
>>343287275
>people still getting this angry over some hair
Ran out of actual problems to rage at and still needed your daily bitchfit quota?
>>343297440
18+
>>343290316
>all-time peak
>12,070
That's actually kind of sad.
>>343286210
Didn't these guys make Brothers in Arms?
>>343283523
What the fuck is a Battleborn? Some sort of Skyrim game?
>>343292075
>MOLTEENNNN COOOOOOREEEE
I guess it's time to pay our respectsF[/spoiler[
>>343297628
>Some sort of Skyrim game?
Yes, actually. It's a high budget game that came out looking and playing like garbage.
>>343297052
I love Attikus but there's this weird dichotomy where it was clear that different parts of the writing team were running around on different orders for some characters, Attikus being the worst example.
>all text-only lore has Attikus being very well spoken, with an expansive vocabulary, often to the point that some of the "normal" characters can't actually understand what he's saying
>in game Attikus speaks slowly, with a slurred Cockney accent, and while his vocabulary isn't stunted, it's not terribly varied.
>closest we get to the two meeting is his audio lore, which has him speaking the longest lines he has in the game, but still mostly falls in line with the rest of the voice writing in that Attikus uses simple speech
It's even weirder that there are other enemy Thrall characters like Jailer Hylis who seem more intelligent and speak clearer than the one who is supposed to be a freakishly intelligent and composed Thrall due to an experiment gone wrong.
>>343283523
>muh strong female characters
Every time someone says something like this they will ignore the actual strong female characters of the medium in question only to bring up some feminist wankfest
Every single time
I don´t know what the fuck is Battleborn about, but I´ll assume that its guilty of this
>>343296891
they are for better targeting those omnicniggers
Pic related
>>343283523
I want to cum on her feet
Another reason to avoid it
>>343297708
Yeah that actually did bother me about him. His lines are very simple, would've liked to see him going on and on like Sam from Freelance Police does.
I still think he's a great design and character though. Probably the only one they actually take seriously in the entire game, has NO jokey lines.
>>343297945
Phoebe is the only qt battleborn hero worth waifuing, too bad the art style makes that impossible.
>>343284408
gearbox are the biggest memesters in the games industry hands down. all they do is make memegames with "lul s0 randum XDDDD" humor directed towards 14 year olds and SJW's. it's a fucking travesty that retards keep buying their regurgitated garbage over and over, we truly live in a world where shit taste is the norm.
>badass
>>343297452
>rage
sure showed me
>>343283953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Um13Bzob9o
>>343297945
>& Knuckles
God damn it.
>>343297748
Honestly the game doesn't harp on about how great the female characters are, I don't know why that particular journo crowd has latched itself onto the game. They're just characters, the same as any of the others.
Someone will inevitably regurgitate the Oscar Mike line about feminism as evidence, ignoring that he says it when he's got a kill streak on a female character.
The whole Brianna Wu idea is absurd, though I do find the coincidental resemblance pretty fucking funny.
I think about the only other bit someone could point a finger at is El Dragón has a line addressing "Ladies, Gentleman, individuals of a non-binary gender", which is also absurd because that's been a gag in science fiction writing for decades, and also there are a couple non-gendered characters in the cast that he could be addressing (a sentient mushroom colony and an ice golem).
52 get.
>>343298302
Well theres this
>>343298759
The ice golem is a baterial colony as well, mind you.
>>343297748
Meanwhile bayonetta and samus are panned almost universally for having sexist designs
I guess a strong female character does not a good game make :^)Ignoring the relative successes of the majority of games from both franchises
>>343290392
Her's actually isn't that different from Mercy, who already has ridiculous proportions. Comparing that image with >>343289256 shows that Mei may not be as fat as people want her to be.
>>343297430
Blizzard says she doesn't, they just made her shins too narrow
>>343283721
This can't be real
>>343284274
>zarya will never cuddle you in bed and whisper how much she loves you into your ear and how she'll keep you safe forever.
Why even live.
>>343289832
MERCY!
>>343288825
Marquis is probably the only decent design and actually worth to pick.
Phoebe is not bad but it has no sense in the game at all.
>fighting a war with while wearing a fucking dress
>They made Montana's every part of his body fucking HUGE AND lower his head to make it even more ridiculous
>Dunno about Rath, it looks like it had some potential.
Then there are even more fucked up design, like that punch guy who looks like they put 5 different hero concept art and slapped them all together.
Battleborn is the story of people with Marfan syndrome, and deformed faces.
Best hero coming through, outta the way feminists.
So where are they going to get the Borderlands 3 money from?
Scamming Sega again?
>>343292075
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?
>>343299786
They are working desperately and tirelessly to find a partner to scam
>>343295750
Don't forget the quality journalism of "straight people don't exist"
>>343292075
THAT'S NOT REAL THICK!
>>343299786
I don't care, borderlands 2 was one of my favourite games of all time, the loot system, combat and classes are just amazing. Co-op is second to none.
Hopefully they can get some 2k bucks.
>>343291559
He looks so done with everything
OK but serious question you guys.
Aside from the terrible art and stupid writing is the game fun?
Bad art and writing take a huge chunk out of the quality of a game and for that reason I'd never pay more than 20 bucks for it, but is the gameplay enough to make it worth it even at that price? I liked BL and gave them a pass on the shitty artwork in those because they didn't go crazy with it and they were pretty fun to play through once. But this game looks like built on concept art that was done in their kids' junior high art class.
>>343283908
leave the 5s to me
>>343299914
I don't know, it seems really desperate that people assume they would scam Sega, maybe colonial marines was just shit and rushed. Not everything is a conspiracy.
I wonder if people have found out that having women in your game doesn't automatically make it good.
>>343300112
Is that why they sued sega, lost and then got sued by sega?
>>343287814
>>343294602
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH0Ghg0N1xY
AlsoSkip to 5:28 for a perfect reason not to buy Battlebornand something to trigger /v/
>>343300178
Yes we figured that out in the 90's. Same shit, different audience.
>>343284274
Fuck you, she's hot
this game has the worst character design I've ever seen
>>343292075
>pandering to /v/
>>343299424
Your opinions are weak and you should feel weak.
>>343300298
He says that line when you kill a girl.
Its a TAUNT. He says it mockingly.
>>343292075
>>343299803
Don't fall for it, anon.
>>343283523
>Badass
There's that word again...
>>343300178
Some people genuinely believe including ''minorities'' in games makes it better by definition. Case in point, the PBS Gaming faggot.
>>343300298
>the lines for dominating a mirror match
Battleborn is great with its character interaction at least.
>>343300298
I am just letting it play and this is offensively bad.
It's like they have to be LE EPIC COOL KIDZ and it hurts to hear
>>343283523
What does her feet smell like?
>>343283523
Because I don't give a shit about "badass women".
The beta was actually alright, far as the PvP went. GB totally dropped the ball with the story though. The writing itself was lame and some heroes are downright useless. They were also fucking retarded to try and release alongside Battleborn. Seriously, why even attempt that?
Really though the only reason I don't have it is because my friends don't want to play it, and there's no way I'm suffering through pubs for a game that's just okay.
>>343300279
Or it was just a desperate lawsuit, I mean I know randy is a shit CEO but to say they'd take the money to make BL2 is hilarious. Doing that would leave such a paper trail
They were both completely mad about how much of a fucking debacle the whole downgrade thing and how shit it was.
Companies sue each other all the time, if you post a source on them actually stealing money for bl then I'll believe you.
>>343300556
Dirt.
Western game are SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
>>343300667
Thanks...
>>343300490
>I wanna eat off that ass
>>343300518
>>343300596
>>343283953
>>343300464
>Your opinions are weak and you should feel weak(is this bait?)
>>343300101
Battleborn at its core is a neat idea clouded by terrible execution.
Killed all potential hype by trying to attack blizzard.
Devs refuse to actually engage in discussion with their playbase.
Been extremely slow to patch both performance and balance issues.
Killed their matching by removing the lvl filter from matches.
Introduced a cash shop instead of pushing out much needed fixes.
Recently announced another matchmaking overhaul which will remove the ability to choose a game mode so that they can force their remaining playerbase into 1/2 queues together in hopes of speeding up the queue times.
>>343299105
Randy Pitchford is a delusional hack and a thief. I guarantee he thought he could take Blizzard head on and win.
>>343284274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bozvLUp0f1o
Overwatch has infinitely better character design than stillborn.
>>343283908you fucking suck 5
>>343300664
Left enough of a paper trail that we're talking about it now, aren't we?
http://www.vg247.com/2013/02/24/aliens-colonial-marines-gearbox-stole-says-alleged-sega-staffer/
https://www.destructoid.com/anonymous-whistle-blower-claims-gearbox-stole-from-sega-246558.phtml
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/Embezzle-Borderlands-Aliens-Duke-Nukem-Forever-Gearbox,21268.html
You're welcome to keep denying it though.
>>343300709
Fixed that for you.
>721 in game right now
>>343293878
And mostly wrong too but neat
>>343301161
you're a real 0
>>343300101
It's fun, but it's a completely different fun from Borderlands.
To be bluntly honest, single player/co-op is ass. A couple of the missions are decent for one or two playthroughs but most of the others feel very copy+paste, the single player is where some of the most "Gearbox" writing is, and a lot of the missions just flat out feel broken - the worst of Borderlands sponge enemies, gated damage progression on bosses (at least 3 have "invincible" stages where you have to waste time running around doing something else before they let you hurt the boss again, making building for high damage pretty useless since you will never just blow these bosses completely out of the water), obnoxious effects like being thrown 60 feet through the air every 5 seconds for a number of boss fights, etc.
They're doable, but not terribly enjoyable and you're really just trying to finish them as quickly as possible to get your rewards. And you do want to do them, because the rewards for PvE carry over to PvP.
Which brings me to PvP. Actually pretty fun, it's very basic MOBA shit but this is where the character build and loadout stuff becomes fun to play around with. I'm still pretty impressed Gearbox of all developers managed to put out a game with a cast of 25 with as many build options as they have and still have the level of balance they managed - by no means perfect, but at launch there were maybe 3 ridiculously good characters and 2 ridiculously bad characters. The good characters have since been mostly brought in line (including a DLC character added later who was also ridiculously good), but the shit characters are still shit.
Tl;Dr: you wanna play Borderlands, play Borderlands. If you want to play a MOBA with Borderlands character building, play Battleborn.
>>343283953
The pictured archer has a dick too I bet.
>>343288000
>they actually look good in 2D
Heh
>>343289570
Even without SJW, they're just plain garbage
>>343300940
>>343301289
Sounds awful for the price. I'll wait til the next steam sale when it's 5 bucks.
If the servers are even still up by then.
how do you guys even look up the stream stats for this shitty game.
Its not even on the top 100
>>343301520
Everything looks good in 2d
3D was a mistake
>>343283523
ugly-boring character designs tbqh
>>343301624
http://steamcharts.com/
http://steamspy.com/
>>343301770
thank you senpai
>>343301706
>choosing my pronouns
get the fuck out you cis scum
>>343301706
No thanks. No loli no buy. This is why western devs are shit.
>>343301706
delete this
>>343301880
>transnigger
>>343301880
>Nurgle
>Bipolar Junction transistor
>A turn off
>>343283523
Not enough memes for it to keep it afloat.
Nobody plays it.
It's not easy to look at, with how much shit is on the screen at any given time.
It's color scheme is very unappealing.
They shilled it to hell and back at the same time Overwatch was rolling around.
Lastly:
>Gearbox
>>343300298
>20 minutes of voice lines
Jesus fucking christ, imagine spending days voice acting this horrible trash, and THEN the game flops making whatever effort you expended moot.
>>343296245
I don't even play the game and fap to D-Va and Pharrah
The SFM wave this game created makes my dick really happy. I sometimes even suspect Devs to have created some of these webms.
>>343287636
>>343284274
What's up with the le badass female meme with pink and short hair?
What happened with tattoos and piercings? Am I stuck in the old era?
>>343289129
anybody have the screenshot on the right at full resolution ?
>>343283953
Whats the story behind her? Didn't she fuck her way to the top of some shitty company or something?
>>343302492
Still some UI to block out above the heroes
>>343301880
>Civil/attack helicopter
>separatist
>>343286085
>Price tag is over the top as well, but considering i wouldnt buy it for .50 cents it will always be over the top.
> In short, because it sucks.
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>Anonymous 06/30/16(Thu)07:30:33 No.343284353â–¶
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> He sure did.
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>Anonymous 06/30/16(Thu)07:31:17 No.343284395â–¶>>343284968
>Mouth so small my dick can't fit in it
>>343286671
Bruh, its a cartoon video game. Why aren't you complaining that tracer is quite literally 66% legs yet she is slower than battleborn players when their autism is undercontrol?
>>343285489
this guy gets it
>>343288825
Montana looks like some gearbox employee saw pic related and thought it would make le epic meme xdd character.
>>343302886
What the fuck is going on here
>>343301161
>>343301161
So this is the power of the king of 5s.
>>343288743
there's a whole chunk of reddit that's basically /pol/ with names and they use it a ton as well.
can't forget about all those "ex"-/v/irgins on twitter who made a clique for themselves using outdated nigger slang
>>343302886
Anon are you okay? Do you need a doctor? Just have a lie down and some cold water.
>>343291261
>eye patch
>glowy eye patch
>tough badass dyke
were they trying to copyundeyne?
Reminder to check out the battleborn subreddit every so often for a cheap laugh
>>343303442
what's on there? i don't wanna browse reddit
>>343301068
>12,000 all time peak
w e w
>>343303442
you can't fool me r/battleborn
>>343293105
Even on the german cover
>>343303356
she's also has thick thighs......but shes short which makes it gross.
>>343302703
Wu is actually a guy who was a creeper in college, he then got 200k from his parents because he was a trust baby and he used it to chop his dick off and marry a chinaman who could actually program. He then goes on to false flag himself and pretend he's a victim of harrassement and push out a really shitty 'game' thats like a horrible knock off of EBA and mega man battle network. He hasn't done anything since more than get offended on behalf of women on twitter.
He also shills and false flags himself on /v/, a lot. And was also caught trying to false flag himself on the steam forums.
>>343303821
The biggest problem with this character is that she holds her gun sideways. Utterly unforgivable.
>shit humour
>shit gameplay
>shit design
>shit everything
Isn't this the exact same as Borderlands, yet that's incredibly popular for some bizarre reason.
>>343283523
haha, wait, are we get game journalists telling us Battleborn failed because of sexism? If so that's hilarious.
>>343299325
Anon plz
>>343292734
>Reyna
>not the best support in the game
Git gud already.
Loving
every
laugh
>>343284517
damn JJ got gid
I remember his MLP shit
>>343304142
Why has he not necked himself?
>>343303941
She also has the same hair as another hero in the same game
>>343295450
A lot of people seem to be under the impression that "strong woman" means "acts like a huge bitch for no reason."
>>343301880
>Aussie male
>>343288295
Overwatch is popular, so naturally feminists prefer to pretend to like that. Same reason cam whores might stream themselves sucking at Overwatch.
>>343287825
HOW DO YOU MAKE A ELF ARCHER LANKY AND UGLY
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW EVEN WESTERN GAMES GOT IT RIGHT PREVIOUSLY
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>343304290
cause his wife's lover is using all his belts to tie her to the bed
>>343304290
Because he thinks the world would fall to pieces without him
>>343304290
he's a literal cuck, he LIVES for this kind of public humiliation.
>>343288000
>All that wasted talent
NEW BREAD
>>343305135
>>343305135
>>343305135
>>343288000
And yet we get called sexists when we point out the internet feminist cult is primarily about female superiority
>>343284517
>friend asks me to play HotS with him
>there's a Tracer character
>look out whirl, Tracer's he-yuh!
Wow, that's two games I'll never play!
>>343305225
y tho?
>>343289832
>mfw mercy and loo
got daaaaaam
>>343304305
Because the other hero idolizes her.