Has Twitch reached an all time low?
Twitch has launched a new Social Eating category, and invited streamers to share their breakfasts, lunches and dinners in front of the camera.
Social eating is already popular in South Korea, where it is named "muk-bang" - literally, "eating broadcast".
Twitch launched its social eating category officially last night, following the successful roll-out of other non-gaming sections such as music, art and crafts.
>it's real
So how long until twitch rebrands as a general-purpose streaming site.
>>343283093
>ASMR
Normalfags ruin everything
>>343283093
>>343282970
>not wanting to hear some qt3.14 gently slurp up her meal while you close your eyes and imagine she's eating your shit
>>343282970
Oh god this gives me an idea. It's time to hit the gym and start eating healthier so I can sit on twitch making fun of fatties all day for cash.
>>343282970
The people making it and the people watching it are pathetic.
>>343283172
You should go outside more.
Jesus Christ dude
>>343283273
are there cuties slurping up poopoo outside?
>>343282970
The did it because, now streamers dont' have to fuck off to eat, they can do it on stream.
>>343283161
I had better not be that creepy as fuck recordings of someone smacking their lips into the mic and such
>>343283172
I don't think it's that simple
>>343283334
I wouldnt call your mom a cutie, but yes.
>>343283435
Not that anon, but thats one of the "triggers", yeah.
>>343283435
That's literally all ASMR is
>>343283093
>ASMR
This shit makes me feel very uncomfortable.
It feels more like torture rather than relaxation.
>>343283462
then why would i need to step outside if im in the samehouse as mom
>>343283545
You have to be autistic to get something from it, to me its like watching someone touch their eye
>>343283545
You probably have autism
ASMR has healing powers
>>343283464
First thing I noticed too
>>343282970
OP the people who like this are closet feeders, its the reason why there is so many fucking Food Porn channels.
Theres a fucking 24hr food network channel here that just goes extreme with food porn.
Good news for Joey's World Tour then.
>>343283545
Same
I don't understand how anyone can take it seriously in any way
I'd imagine you'd have to be pretty pathetic
>>343282970
Sigh.
Twitch is doing this because it's extremely popular in Asia. It's called mukbang and is very comfy.
Educate yourself, kiddo.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/29/world/asia/korea-eating-room/
>>343283658
>didn't even bother to speedread the OP
Fuck this board
twitch is so cringy now
you literally can compare some of those channels to a morning kids show acting all goofy like blues clues and shit
>>343283093
so they went from being a general purpose streaming site (justin.tv) to a gaming focused streaming site and now back to general purpose.
If I wanted to watch someone eat food I would watch sexy Koreans instead of ugly Americans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wjXJL6ZwLk
>>343283658
>South Korea
It's a shame fearless leader never conquered that shit hole
Twitch is for degenerates, what else is new?
>>343283658
good job reading the thread, you fucking moron.
too bad you wont even bother to read this comment.
>>343283658
asians are subhumans.
>>343283787
this.
im ok with watching some korean girl eat shitty fast food but when some american eats the same thing, it grosses me out and makes it very cringeworthy
I don't get it. I'd kinda understand if they did some mundane task just so have something to do while talking with the viewers, like playing a game, but when you eat you can't talk so it'll literally just be watching someone nom nom nom
>>343283583
>>343283606
IM GETTING MIXED RESPONSES HERE
>>343283726
>>343283870
I don't understand why you people expect everyone to read every comment in a thread before replying. Do you guys even know where you are?
>games
>eating
>general chat
>general shit
didn't niconico already have this?
what the fuck
>>343284013
>not reading the fucking OP before posting in a thread
Have a complimentary (you).
>It's a 4chan complains about something that literally has no impact on their lives episode
You people have problems
>>343283464
Put a meme arrow before it and enlarge the text to cover the whole width of the picture. Then it'll be perfect.
>>343283948
It's cringeworthy either way. What kind of pathetic waste of human garbage sits around watching people eat?
>>343284138
>Not eating a salad
>>343284028
NicoNico isn't really popular with the western audience.
So do people watch the food being prepared or is it really just people eating? If it's the former I can see the appeal, cooking shows aren't anything new.
>>343284138
>literally has no impact on their lives episode
b-but what if all my favorite streamers start eating instead of playing vidya??? how can you say it has no impact on my life??? I would literally have to find another hobby
>>343284239
Primarily because they have some draconian riddle apex jew systems in place to make watching broadcasts and videos as obtuse as possible.
>>343284151
>What kind of pathetic waste of human garbage sits around watching people eat?
literally everyone. even you have done it before but just never noticed.
unless you've never had a meal with someone before.
>>343284239
I kind of wish it was, but it's for the best if it stays unpopular with the west.
>>343282970
먹방 are absolutely disgusting. who the fuck wants to sit around and watch a dumbass eat and react to messages?
it's like watching a chimp at the zoo doing normal chimp shit.
>>343284348
Don't be a smartass. I was talking about people who literally just watch someone eat for the sheer purpose of watching someone eat.
>>343284304
only eating and talking to the chat. it's like streaming a game, but the game is nourishment.
>>343284304
well its suppose to mimic the muk-bang craze which sometimes consist of the person cooking a meal and then eating it.
but these are lazy, fat americans. specifically the nerdy/gamer type. you think anyone of them actually know how to cook?
>>343283220
People can watch all they want, but if they PAY for it
>>343284506
>talking while eating
Disgusting. Why would anyone watch that?
>>343284614
No, just watching it does not make either party less pathetic.
>>343284506
>*nom nom nom gulp* so *slurp nom nom* so *how *nom nom slurp slorp* so hows "nom nom* hows you guys *gulp* been *slurp nom nom* been doing?
yeah that won't get annoying fast
Matter of time till World Eating Championship jumps on this.
>>343282970
Supply and Demand .
If there is a market , it will exist.
>name is in korean
You can't make this shit up
twitch was a mistake
>>343282970
isn't this the thing that's popular in korea
>mfw camwhores in tight revealing tops will get away with just nibbling on a piece of celery for 3 hours and calling it a social eating stream while I have to eat a full pizza every 30 minutes for it to not be shut down
>>343283769
But now they have a corporate backing so the site wont be 90% people streaming tv shows and movies
Twitch is coming full circle and is slowing becoming Justin.tv.
>>343284850
>Social Eating has more views than Dark Souls 3
What happened Souls bros?
>>343284850
>Poker
Ehhhh?
Jeses Christ that's fucking autistic
>>343284784
So why no porn streams on twitch? Bet that would have a shit ton more views then watching some fat fuck gobble down a burger.
>Social eating
What the FUCK
>>343282970
>open twitch out of curiosity
>cook4nubs or something like that
>its literally a family streaming from the kitchen
>they are cooking and not even explaining what the fuck is it, ingredients, or anything ever
seriously what the fuckthis happened 2-3 weeks ago
>>343285085
Restreaming is a copyright issue
>>343285045
why is the person on the dark souls 3 picture giving a thumbs up?
>>343285113
>he eats alone
LMAO what a loser. Eating is inherently a social experience
Feels good
Justin.tv was based
"gaming only" shit was so stupid, why limit yourself
>>343282970
>twitch is formed with the purpose of splitting the gaming streams off jtv
>jtv gets shut down
>remake twitch into jtv
How long until we get 24/7 pet streams?
>>343283180
It's not that simple. I diet and I exercise but I still am fat! It's genetics!
>>343282970
>>343283093
I know my life is sad... but I don't want it to be capitalized like this! Some things should just left to be not abused.
Pimple popping channel when?
>mfw political channels are next
the internet has gone too far
This is what happens you ban porn like korea
>>343285338
>>343285176
Stop replying to me.
>>343285328
>yfw /pol/ on twitch
>>343285328
/pol/ stream when?
taking a fat ogre shit stream when??
>>343285131
That actually sounds interesting, if they would explain their process.
>watching people eating food
>>343285425
>>343285408
>not knowing about asmongold
>Tfw people are literally getting paid to eat on cam
Man life is not fair. I've been turned down for two jobs in the past month and these people are living the easy life
i can understand why south koreans doing this because porn is illegal there. but people watching this/filming this have no fucking life and this is coming from me who uses 4chan and play video games for most of my time.
this is pathetic.
>>343285408
>>343285425
>tfw 24/7 Trump channel
>>343282970
>Make channel called America Channel
>Eat nothing but burgers everyday in front of an American flag with a constant clapping soundtrack
My life now has meaning
I like how twitch shut down justin.tv but are just going back to being justin.tv
>>343285406
Don't talk to me or my wife's son EVER again
>>343283172
Acting like this much of a faggot doesn't make you fit in here you know.
>>343285542
That already exists. It's called "every US news network."
So do you get in trouble if you stream "Social Eating" without actually eating anything?
>>343285589
I thought twitch was justin.tv
>>343285589
it'll never be jtv
>>343283583
that's kinda hot
>>343282970
>watching some fuck eat their shitty meal
Do people really do this? I guess it's a proper excuse for camwhores who suck shit at videogames to show their ugly mug on stream.
I'll never understand those korean gooks.
>>343285557
>Include a beverage segment to the Murica burger stream
>Drink and describe the flavor of only the finest diet cokes
>Brew some tea while doing this
>Once it's done just pour it over a UK flag
Someone must do this
This is one of those things where you feel old because you just do not understand it. I cannot fathom how anyone can derive any form of pleasure from this.
>>343285679
twitch was an offshoot that turned into the main site that turned into the only site
>>343285664
Yeah but those are always full of shills whining and cherrypicking stupid shit. CNN is fucking unwatchable when it comes to that.
>>343284492
But that's what you're doing isn't it? I don't understand what the problem is. If it helps people keep their mind off of suicide
>>343285671
fucking kek
>>343282970
Just remember to not engage in the act of eating bananas in any sexually suggestive manners.
>>343285408
>not having a nazi flag
try again.
>>343285664
>>343285763
first election year?
>>343283464
he looks like he's 60, he's probably just 20 >not eating a salad
>>343285135
Twitch doesn't care. Just like Kickstarter doesn't care
art,3d modelling, music and coding had their own place on twitch because they often have something to do with videogames. You could see people drawing video game stuff, dota2 hat designers modelling 3d stuff, music stuff crossbreeding with the songs tournament broadcasters used in dead times.
at least they are creative activities.good music is worth hearing; an expert artist is worth watching drawing.It promoted creativity.
Eating has nothing to do with videogames and can lead twitch into stop being a videogame based streaming site and becoming an attentionwhoring site.
Do you enjoy seeing someone eating? good. but it's not an art, you can't be good at it and it's not fucking videogames, why does it need to be streamed?
in 2 years you will have sexy girls streaming themselves cleaning their house. "donation target 324/1000$: i'll vacuum clean under the sofa!". Mark my fucking words /v/, screencap my fucking words.
>>343285708
its pretty sad how the young generation is growing up with shit like this and are actually enjoying it.
>>343285835
No, but that doesn't make it any less annoying
>>343285797
No one goes to a restaurant to watch other people eat you idiot. They go there to eat good food themselves. Or at least that's what I used to think, but now I'm not so sure...
>>343285192
>>jtv gets shut down
Why did that happen?
>>343283545I like the ones where a Japanese girl cleans, whispers and blows into my ears.Licking can fuck of however.
>>343285908
i wouldn't say 24 hour news networks are any more or less annoying
>>343285897
Seriously ! It's one thing to watch cooking channels for learning more about the practice or videogames because the player is far better than you but this isn't even teaching you something.
>>343285816
>camwhores messily eating and drooling over lollipops in HD
>>343285931
Don't like 80% of those lead into fellatio.
>>343285928
Because the gaming channels were where all the money were so they decided to focus all attention on that.
>>343285708
People are lonely. The same reason they watch people play videogames and movies. Eating together with some streamer is the same as dating. Really, it's just that simple. I take it you aren't old enough yet or have a normal social life. Age has nothing to do with not being able to understand though, you can't understand everything.
>>343285926
You go there to have an experience with others. Not for the food. You sound like a movie reviewer that watches 8 movies a day.
>>343282970
>>343283093
You got to be shitting me.
Is this for the MukBang audience? Are Koreans really taking over the net?
>>343285135
you can produce amateur porn live. degenerate couples might be ok with streaming their sex life daily.
sexy streaming sites show there is a big market where the interests of 30 year old male virgins and 20 year old women that need funds for their college meet.
>>343285928
I don't even know, probably wasn't making money.
>>343283658
Le Sigh...........
>>343284349
so did he kill himself?
>>343286005
Some of the licking ones certainly sound like it.
>>343285694
porn is illegal there. why do you think korean idols are such a huge deal over there?
>>343286035
>Eating together with some streamer is the same as dating.
now thats fucking sad.
>>343286102
YNoI wish I could find the link to his channel.
>>343286115
Because it's a capitalistic country like Japan?
>>343286035
>You go there to have an experience with others.
Point is they do not go there to sit and watch people eat.
>>343286035
>People are lonely.
I'm lonely as fuck, I haven't had a girlfriend in 10 fucking years (I'm 28) and I have mild autism along with social anxiety which makes me horrible in social settings but I still cannot fathom this shit. It's just not real. It will never work as a replacement.
>>343282970
What was the point of shutting down JustinTV this they are just going to remake it on TwitchTV?
Was this an elaborate plan to get out of bankruptcy?
Why would I want to watch people eat? Why would I want to hear them smack their fucking putrid lips? Anyone that watches this is stupid.
>>343282970
Haven't Koreans and Japs been doing this for years?
Except they are usually qt girls and not some faggots.
>>343286186
So?
>>343286218
What do you think these streams are for?
>>343286231
>it's not real
So it's better than nothing, then?
>>343286205
well, that too but i was thinking more of them having something to fap too.
>>343284239
thank god for that.
it has the comfiest total war videos, and I don't even know japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaSxaz1bmrU
>tfw no qt Japanese gf who can destroy 5000 calories in one sitting and still remain slim
>>343286267
>Haven't Koreans and Japs been doing this for years?
yes and twitch wants in on that.
>>343282970
>watching Twitch
>reached an all time low
Aren't you aware that's you?
>>343282970
>Social eating is already popular in South Korea, where it is named "muk-bang" - literally, "eating broadcast".
what the fuck is so exciting about seeing someone fucking eat? i was already finding game streaming retarded but this is just sad.
i swear to god i'm getting too old for this shit
>there are more people watching people eat food than watching battleborn
it only gets funnier
Soon the gaming part of Twitch is gonna break off and be reborn as a new site and eventually Twitch will die. And in 5 years they will introduce social eating channels on this new site.
I wonder if Twitch will integrate synchtube features down the line.
That'd be pretty tight.
>>343286361
It's almost the same as watching video games. You release dopamine on both.
>>343282970
Prepare for food porn everybody.
>>343286290
>So it's better than nothing, then?
Arguably worse.
It's like eating paper if you're hungry. Sure it might fill you now but the lack of nourishment will kill you in the long run. And since you're full from eating paper, you cannot eat any of the proper food that might come along.
>>343286290
Actually it's better than nothing, since if thre's nothing then maybe you'll come to your senses and actually get out of the house once in a while, instead of living in a fake fantasy world with your internet buddies.
I spend practicaly my whole day at home by my PC and even i long for real life social interaction and welcome it when i have the chance, even if it's my fucking dad wanting to drink a beer together at his place.
ANYTHING is better than this.
>>343285131
this is much better than than watching someone eat hamburglars.
>>343286361
It's about watching cute whore eating. The eating is just an excuse for whores to act cute.
>>343286263
Who knows?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6HmlvQx64A
just go ahead and throw the adult tab, do you know how many thirsty teens are on that site. They're missing out on money because each of those girls have 100k followers.
>>343286290
So?
your a loser. not the "i got autism or tfw i have no gf" kind of loser but seriously, a bloody excuse of a human being. atleast a losers that dont watch this has some level of dignity.
>>343286361
People are very isolated and unhealthy socially these days. This really is just the next step down from videogames.
>>343286412
>You release dopamine on both
i sure as hell don't. even if i watch top players on fighting games or arena shooters doing crazy moves i just find it so boring
>>343286240
JustinTV was pretty lawless once Twitch was made.
I guess they didn't want to moderate two separate sites, so they killed JustinTV to make things easier for the mods.
>>343285519
what?
i searched up random muk bang videos because of this thread. why the fuck do koreans put melted cheese on everything?
i suppose thats the equivalent of americans putting ranch on everything, right?
>>343286412
It's not the fucking same. Things actually happen on screen plus the streamer can talk clearly all the time without his mouth being full of half chewed crap.
>>343286402
Twitch is a direct competitor to youtube, if they implemented synctube it would be shitty twitch clips
>>343286465
It seems like a specific fetish thing.
>tfw twitch killed the general Touhou game category so I have to search through twenty individiaul titles to find a shmup stream the one fucking time I use that godawful site
i just wanna say, i live in south korea. muk-bang is a blight (among many others) upon this country. muk-bang disgusts me and i'm appalled that so many of my friends here enjoy it.
sucks that you guys in the west have to deal with it now. welcome to my hell, i guess.
Just search "twitch cheering" and open the first link to their blog, this is the all time low
>>343286462
I'd rather watch a cute whore play games with cute whores tbqh
>>343286361
some people have no hobbies, why do you think they watch vloggers on youtube. 1 million
>>343286614
It's still there, and sometimes people use it to stream and shooting game. Searching for [STG] also helps.
>>343283093
Twitch already is a general streaming site what with all the camwhores.
>>343286705
to stream other shmups i mean, need sleep
they should stream this to people in Africa.
having children that has not eaten anything for days watching some fat bitch stuffing her mouth full of burgares would be hilarious.
>>343286662
>Twitch is only one step away from becoming a literal camwhore site
What a time to be alive.
>>343286515
No, they made Twitch on purpose and new JustinTV was a sinking ship.
Twitch is now a raking in way more money than JTV ever did due to company tie-ins and sponsorship, ads, etc.
Now that they have a strong structured site with steady money flow, they are looking to increase it even further with social channels like mukbang food watching.
Just watch Twitch become JTV 2.0. They had no real funding on JTV, but now they do on this new site.
>>343283161
>Complaining about normalfags
>When discussing twitch
What the fuck? The only people who use twitch are redditors and 12 year olds.
>>343286618
Wouldn't the proper board to talk about this be /soc/?
I doubt /g/ gives a fuck about livestreams.
>>343286616
i doubt its going to catch on like a real muk-bang stream.
its just going to turn into a "real talk" stream while the person eats a candy bar.
>>343282970
>Twitch has launched a new Social Eating category, and invited streamers to share their breakfasts, lunches and dinners in front of the camera.
Jesus christ just stream camwhores alredy, there is no need to be shamed at this point.
>>343286778
I bet these are the kind of horror stories african women tell their children at night as they lay dying in the dirt of hunger
>>343286618
How is this even /g/ material? It's obviously related to video games...
>>343285056
Theres some really good poker players streaming and most of them arent as autistic as the gaming streamers so its really comfy to watch.
>>343286778
Why would an african that can't afford food have a pc and internet ?!
>>343286361
It's also popular in Japan. They have entire channels and programs devoted to seeing people eat.
I lived in Tokyo for a while and was treated to a morning show where the hosts talked about current events while eating food they had brought, and they also discussed the food as well.
It was explained to me that there were two major draws to this. Asians in general are incredibly lonely people, so they eat while watching these programs and get a feeling that they are eating breakfast with other people. Like a pseudo-family event in front of the TV.
Additionally, there is also a different food culture wherein it is believed that you can get enjoyment and joy from seeing other people enjoying and reacting positively to a good meal, which is why the hosts go to great lengths to describe the flavor, texture and experience. Being able to tell your coworkers that you enjoyed a great and expensive meal yesterday is not necessarily a lie just because you watched someone else eat it, you still enjoyed it.
Good restaurants in Japan are also incredibly expensive, so watching people eat what is considered "top-tier food" is an experience in itself, as most working class Japanese (and likely most east asians) can rarely if ever afford it themselves. A dish with even a little beef in it for example can easily cost a good chunk of a monthly wage, so the alternative is simply to watch others eat instead of eating yourself, while imagining that you are eating.
>>343286950
I can't afford food because I spend all my money on computer parts and internet bills. Isn't that why they're poor too?
>>343283093
It became a general purpose site the moment Women realised they could amass a fanbase of thirsty beta-orbiters with little to no effort.
>Looking for streams of a game I'm undecided about buying
>Click one at random
>Oh shit its a twitch whore stream
>Her video takes up 75% of the screen
>Game is squeezed into the corner
>List of donators on the side
>Just as I'm about to leave, someone donates $300
>She glances to her left and says "Aw, thanks"
>He's immediately been forgotten about
>He's not even donator of the month
>mfw if he was this desperate for female attention he could have banged an escort for that price
>Consider myself a social autist with almost no real life friends
>Pretty much a big fucking loser
>Tfw I'm still not as pathetic as people watching others eat for entertainment
It's a weird feel
>>343286951
That's depressing
>>343286472
>they actually do open up an adult tab
>kiddies and teens are told to fuck off from twitch and are discouraged from playing associated games
>deprived adult-age, dudebro normalfaggots are occupied by orbiting the nearest camwhore they want to stick their dick(s) in
>mp as a whole becomes 352% better
i'm excited for twitch to rebrand with a new site desu
flash and all their security loopholes is disgusting
>Don't have a facebook twitter or use any kind of social media
I"m either on 4chan or watching a longplay or a "good" lets play.I can understand why people like social media but I sometimes wounder how many people just ignore all that kind of stuff. Like I don't really care for the people who stream it should be clear as fucking day they don't care for you. But why people so obsessed about them and shit that shows up on twitter? like threads showing up here talking about what (place person on youtube here) did or how much they hate them but none the less still talk about them like they have some kind of impact on them or the other way around.
Sure you can like a streamer or like a someone on youtube but stuff like this confuses the fuck out of me. I guess people do the same thing with movie stars?
>>343286897
>Jesus christ just stream camwhores alredy, there is no need to be shamed at this point.
give it another year and twitch will roll out a "late night" stream category where "anything goes". it will be for subscribers only.screenshot this because you know its going to be true.
>>343286614
You can follow games individually so they pop up in your list whenever a channel is live for them.
It's how I catch the occasional Gundam EXVSFB stream.
>>343286189
Why can't you?
>checked niconico earlier today
>sanana still streams
Wonder if bio ever learned english
>>343286951
that's even worst than i thought
>>343287056
>still fucking pathetic enough to comment about how much better you are than pathetic losers who watch social eating
LMAO
>>343286951
that's really informative. thanks for sharing
>>343286539
It is the same you mong. Most people don't watch streamers for impressive play but for the social experience.
>>343287097
Why the fuck can I not just search be genre?
>>343286917
Yeah Twitch is totally a video game and not a website.
>>343282970
>>343283093
>So how long until twitch rebrands as a general-purpose streaming site.
Honestly, I don't give a fuck.
It's cancer without this new category and it'll remain the same cancer with it.
>>343283768
You noticed too huh.
It's really just the next evolution of kids shows.
>>343287057
I don't see how it's any more depressing than watching people play video games.
So this is going to lead to some dude streaming cannibalism, right?
>>34328695 1
>A dish with even a little beef in it for example can easily cost a good chunk of a monthly wage
Yoshinoya is like McDonalds, you dumb fucking weeaboo.
>Hi, I'm stupid American. I will spend 15 minutes typing about asian culture when I've never been there in my life. Please give me a (You).
>>343287157
>making a comment takes a few seconds
>people watch this for hours
Not really on the same level.
I feel like Americans will ruin this, as usual, because they don't understand the little delicacies behind this.
They don't get that people mostly watch qt girls or people with extraordinary eating skills or something. Plus most of them can cook.
On twitch you'll get some random fat disgusting retards and hambeasts eating junk food while asking for donations and subscriptions.
I may be exaggerating a bit but I just feel it's inevitable just from the cultural differences..
>>343287259
holy shit you weren't joking you're literally this blind to how pathetic you are LMAO
>>343287164
If it was the same then people would be content with watching game streams and this new eating shit wouldn't be necessary.
>>343287278
Why would you want to watch someone else eat?
>>343286438
IF you can find me an analogy that isn't a food analogy I can have a civil conversation with you. I realize the irony of the topic being about food, but food-analogies have no place in a conversation ever.
>>343286479
That sound so convincing coming from someone that mixes up his "yours"
Who cares? The whole point of paying camgirls is as men we like to covet things, just some of us are pathetic enough to watch someone eat or play a shitty video game for hours because they look nice.
It's not bothering you so fuck off.
>>343287193
https://www.4chan.org/rules#v
/v/ - Video Games
All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture.
Get served, my Nigga.
>>343287157
>>343287315
>Being so pathetic you try shit talking strangers online
That guy wasn't even me
>>343287278
They're already ruining it, there is no "I feel like". It's just a meme concept to them, not anything that matters. Because apparently streaming games is noble in comparison.
>>343287278
>I may be exaggerating a bit but I just feel it's inevitable just from the cultural differences..
exaggerating? no, thats literally spot on.
>>343287337
Because they're probably a gook, and their brains are deficient.
>>343287315
Well by your own logic you're even more pathetic. You're commenting on me commenting on them.
>>343286552
>>343286402
You can already broadcast playlists on Twitch if I'm not mistaken
>>343287045
You know it's things like this that give me solace about this planet eventually dying.
>>343287346
>It's not bothering you so fuck off.
obviously it is bothering people.
>>343287381
Define "video game culture".
>>343286614
>>343287097
>tfw no one made a Project M game yet so that Twitch HAS to add it back in their database.
Also
>watching tr4sh
>>343287187
Genres in video games are umbrella terms.
>watch me eat shit and donate me your money
well, too bad i'm not a cute girl. making cash is freaking easy this days
>>343287427
>by your own logic
Nope. If that's all you got from "my logic" you missed the point ENTIRELY. Go back and reread my comment. :)
>>343287382
>attempts to be snarky
You never expected video games to become this shit in the 90s.
>>343282970
all the poor niggers in africa and sandniggers in warzones can finally watch rich white people eating expensive food. This will totally not encourage anyone to come over, right?
>>343285816
What about cucumbers, is it ok to eat them in a suggestive manner.
What would be considered suggestive anyway.
>>343285931
the korean/japanese girls doing nurse roleplays are pretty cute, sends me to sleep
>>343287346
The whole point of paying camgirls is to get them to take their clothes off and perform sexual acts for you to jerk off to. Twitch camwhores are lower than actual camgirls.
>>343287436
You can only broadcast your own past twitch streams though.
It's like the most unintentionally narcissistic fucking thing; I don't even think most big-name streamers do it.
>>343287278
>extraordinary eating skills
>>343287479
Why don't you, Mr. Faggotron?
I would expect a site that allows you to stream video games a part of said "video game culture".
You aren't the brightest bitch of the bunch, are you?
>>343287537
Yes you would have. A degenerate hobby becomes even more degenerate over time? Who could have known!
i could see this beign interesting if people ate weird shit instead of typical shit you see
like maybe someone eating shit or cockroaches
>>343287252
i cant wait.
>>343287505
>Taking the time to comment on someone commenting on you commenting on them for commenting on social eaters
Get a load of this autist
you know
if these were cooking shows i wouldn't have a problem with it
but its literally just people eating
>>343283093
I told you guys as soon as they got rid of justin tv they would convert twitch but no idiots say they learned only gaming is successful
>>343282970
What a bunch of losers
>South Korea
What a nation of losers
>>343287074
If you're a 'normal' person, which implicates some sort of social interaction I can only assume you get enough social interaction in your daily life by having friends and/or family to do things with.
Also, not all lets plays are bad. Just saying.
>>343283649
I'd donate for another Chorizo Challenge
>>343285883
>becoming an attentionwhoring site
It already is. Haven't you noticed the boob streamers. The camera takes up half the screen, the other half is divided between "gameplay" and chat.
>>343284013
Can you even read nigger?
>>343287581
Right so watching people eat is video game culture. You can also stream music on Twitch I guess we should discuss that as well on /v/?
>>343287593
>degenerate hobby
there was nothing inherently degenerate about vidya
I watch various channels on Youtube where people eat MREs and review them, but this is taking it a bit too far.
>>343287503
i love that pic
>>343287225
At least video game players can offer you a commentary,better skilled play than you could produce or teach you things.
>spending dozens of hours a day on 4chan is ok
>spending dozens of hours a day watching speedrunners and youtubers is ok
>spending dozens of hours a day playing games is ok
>but someone eating on camera isn't
the cognitive dissonance is fucking real amongst you fags
>>343287505
You said
>still fucking pathetic enough to comment about how much better you are than pathetic losers who watch social eating
then you said
>holy shit you weren't joking you're literally this blind to how pathetic you are LMAO
So you've done exactly what you said was pathetic, except it was about me commenting instead of watching social eaters.
Also, please use tastier bait. Maybe someone will watch me take it.
>>343287346
fuck off tripfag.
>>343287345
>IF you can find me an analogy that isn't a food analogy I can have a civil conversation with you.
(you)
>>343284734
That's basically it. Its fucking gross.
>>343287537
Why do I feel like this was made by a nintendrone?
Oh because it completetly omits anything Nintendo has done.
>>343287686
Showing too much skin. Sexist DC.
http://youtu.be/IQnwih7zIWY
>>343287346
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>343287736
Sakurai please
>>343286778
It's a myth that kids are starving in Africa.
Basic scams to con middle-class christian families to donate their money to large companies who "tend" to the poor little black kids.
Why do you think so many Africans have AIDS? They are living a more prosperous life than you are, fucking at least 4 girls a night. You are literally giving them free money.
>>343287575
>he hasn't seen this qt eat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA8qPW2Ngw0
>>343287697
You're not supposed to care about what people EAT. It's a fucking bodily function. Would you watch someone shit? That's next.
>>343286778
It's their fault for reproducing while being poor. You can't guilt trip people like this.
>>343287537
what the fuck is this bullshit.
>>343287721
No, the point was how you feign superiority over these supposed losers, painting yourself as somehow less pathetic than they are.
Please attempt to comprehend statements prior to calling it bait next time. :)
>>343282970
>Streaming sites are a huge failure and entire thing is dying to youtube
>Twitch is created as gaming only streaming site
>suddenly esports and shit and insane amounts of viewership
>People want to stream non gaming shit again but twitch is basically only site left
We've come full circle
>>343286951
>Good restaurants in Japan are also incredibly expensive, so watching people eat what is considered "top-tier food" is an experience in itself, as most working class Japanese (and likely most east asians) can rarely if ever afford it themselves. A dish with even a little beef in it for example can easily cost a good chunk of a monthly wage, so the alternative is simply to watch others eat instead of eating yourself, while imagining that you are eating.
Fuck me that's depressing.
>>343287679
Well that's actually interesting. Like shows that have people traveling country(ies) eating food at different restaurants and shit like that.
These people are just eating food that I could probably find in my fucking fridge.
can't wait to have a dozen channels like this on the front page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLbRQghBQ_w
>>343287581
Let's talk about the search engine Google. After all you can look for video games on Google.
>>343286951
Someone go to /pol/ or something and ask Japan if it's okay
>>343287697
>>spending dozens of hours a day on 4chan is ok
Not really, but watching someone else spend dozens of hours a day on 4chan is infinitely worse.
Also learn what cognitive dissonance means before you use it fuckass.
>>343287840
The same could be said about watching people have sex, but here we are with a giant porn industry worth billions.
Keep up that cognitive dissonance though friend~
>>343287742
Nah I don't have a Wii U. Nintendo is so irrelevant there's little point in paying attention to them.
>>343287880
People will believe anything won't they?
>>343287278
>instead of my irl waifu eating delicate meals while i send a gorillion dollars hambeast lesbifeminleftisits are gonna eat their fucking disgusting white piggu food
I don't know how we'll cope, bro.
>>343287985
Sex is for fappin
Eatin is for ???
>>343287337
Doesn't mean I want to watch them eat.
Just that it is guaranteed to amass a following of retards that would act like it's the best thing ever yet they would never even bother checking how it really should be.
You know, the usual stuff where people think the first thing they see is the best.
>>343287985
>watching people have sex is the exact same as watching someone eat food
>>343287889
Well yeah, we kind of have to wait until all the hype dust has settled and people actually start bringing something new to the table. Right now it's mostly just big name streamers eating mcdonalds as a meme.
>>343285045
> Zelda and eating have the most views
Fucking normalfags
>>343287663
Never said watching some fat chick stuffing her face with lard on Twitch was valid /v/ material.
The only reason this thread was made was to show us true gamers what kind of bullcrap his happening on our favorite gaming video site. We are going to change the wrongdoings of Twitch.
I'm guessing you are on the opposite side, jerking off to some skinny white boy eating tortilla chips? Pathetic, you sick fuck. Go play some video games.
>>343285636
>Acting like this much of a faggot doesn't make you fit in here you know.
I don't understand the point of this post. Is the main goal on /v/ to "fit in"? This is an anonymous image board, ya dingus.
>>343283654
Actually, ASMR (which is shorthand for referencing the Autonomous Meridian Sensory Response), has been linked to hyperactive neurological pathways that result in a person's naturally heightened perception, cognition, and mental acuity.
Basically, a person who has the capacity to experience ASMR also has a higher intelligence quotient than a person who doesn't, on average.
>>343288050
>Sex is for fappin
lol
>>343288059
>exact same
???
>>343288086
>Never said watching some fat chick stuffing her face with lard on Twitch was valid /v/ material.
But it's on Twitch and Twitch is video game culture so that makes it de facto /v/ matieral.
Absolutely based.
>>343287880
What in the fuck? Is Japan a third world nation or some shit?
>>343287835
I watch keemi from time to time desu senpai
>>343288050
Eatin is for streamin
>>343288156
>/v/ aligns itself with DSP
LMAO the autism is fucking real
>>343282970
I have no idea what this still has to do with video games.
Can we treat this whole streaming nonsense, e-celebrities and all that as something entirely different? It obviously has nothing to do with video games any more and should be discussed on /b/ or other places.
>>343282970
its literally the streamer eating while talking to twitch chat. streamers also gotta eat ya know
>>343288180
Would you watch someone eat?
>>343288218
/v/ is /b/ but with just less racism 2bh
>>343288086
>us true gamers
>>343282970
>10 nugs
What a bitch boi. 50 nug challenge or bust.
>>343287575
a true master of his craft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc
>>343288228
I would stream myself eating while secretly masturbating under the table so i get messy with all the food and moan with pleasure as i take another bite all while earning massive dosh
>>343288137
Not if us gamers can help it, bucko.
This thread is going to garner a strong tsunami of hate towards this new change Twitch has enforced.
We will bring back games, and only games, to Twitch.
>>343288313
he's an aussie 50 nugs probably cost more than his house desu
>>343288313
IsaacIsaacIsaacIsaacGungeonIsaacIsaacIsaac
>>343288169
living in the big cities like tokyo is a very expensive life
>>343282970
Reminds me of that scene from idiocracy...
>>343282970
Literally not vidya fuck off.
>>343288324
that guy is fucking dead
>>343287996
It's 4chan we're talking about here.
>>343288343
>We will bring back games, and only games, to Twitch.
No you won't DSP
>>343288156
Good to see DSP keeping it real.
Keep up the fight against the fake gamers.
>>343288367
Why isn't it expensive in the US except for say LA and NY?
>>343287045
>fanbase of thirsty beta-orbiters with little to no effort.
That was amazing, I would like to be your friend
>>343287458
yep, hopefully we don't fuck it up by bringing these cultures into space with us
On the other hand, this for most of us looks completely wack,
but there are souls of this world that actually find comfort in things like this. For example, some lonely and depressed ones, which is very unfortunate by itself
>>343287640
Honestly if I'm not at work I don't talk to that many people but I do see your point and yeah just I didn't mean to say lets plays are bad if anything you just have to find something that fits.
>>343287697
I don't really care not like I can stop them but I'm worried more then anything because it feels like a good number of people really does believe that the steamer "cares" for them or they turn obsessive about the person like how that one Idol a few weeks ago got stabbed because a fan gave her a watch or something. and she didn't want/like it. I'm just waiting on the first "streamer/youtube person gets killed by crazy fan" headline or some kind of cult too.
Transwoman here. Is it too late to corner the trans Twitch market?
>>343286817
And they are gonna blow it all away just to host thousands of shit nobody watches like videos of people eating or sleeping or making macaroni pictures. And then, once again, make another site for vidya.
based justintv
>>343287880
Japan imports very little, especially meat. They also have almost no beef cattle, so what they do have is expensive as fuck. Your average salaryman in Tokyo already has his hands full with paying for a stupidly expensive apartment, so a trip to a a good restaurant just isn't something they tend to do.
>Because of Japan's difficult terrain and sparse arable land due in part to its mountainous topography[2]. Cattle is bred in small, isolated regions, yielding low amounts of meat which sells for very large sums.
>>343288450
It'll probably be a Kaceytron fan who kills himself because she ignored him irl
>>343288475
Yeah man, it's a shame. Narcissa basically holds a monopoly over that market.
>>343288475
Trans gaming probably, but if you hurry you might just become the front figure for Trans eating
>>343287765
I don't know much about stuff but I'm pretty sure this isn't fucking ASMR
>>343288412
What did you *coughs* say motherfucker *snorts*
Oh......CAAAWWMAAWWWNN.....bugged gout mechanics....
>>343288549
Do trans people eat like normal humans or do they absorb their nourishment through osmosis?
>>343288156
Why is this guy memed as an idiot again? He seems pretty reasonable
>>343288542
Pfft. I'm a lot prettier than her.
>>343288549
I might as well give it a try.
>>343288397
>he actually is
>>343288614
because even idiots can say some good things
you fucking idiot
>>343287225
Really?
These two are completely different.
Looks like you too may have a problem.
>>343288637
So what's wrong with being an idiot then?
It's just a meme
>>343288564
it's certified ASMR, stop discriminating against her because she isn't a submissive asian girl doing ASMR wrong
>>343282970
I have never been so confused
>>343288687
Everything is just a meme you fucking idiot that's the whole purpose of memes
>>343284145
Fine, for the little that it's worth.
>>343288475
You should get some other trannies and make put with them if it isn't against the Twitch rules.
>>343282970
I don't have a webcam, think I can attract some viewers by just smacking into the mic for 15 minutes at a time?
>>343286951
What a nice, informative post. Thanks.
you guys are all late to the party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4
this stuff is hardcore, west is fucking causals
>>343288820
Great, now make it as a gif with the arrow flashing on and off.
>>343284239
I miss niconico /v/ threads ;_; so many good memories
>>343288839
if you sounds like a cute girl, sure.
>>343287278
>extraordinary eating skills
Weebs gonna weeb
>>343288614
It's his whole trope, acting like an idiot for free public promotion
>>343288156
The irony
>>343288836
But all my trans friends aren't very passable. They're all over 6'1"
>>343288343
>Not if us gamers can help it
Yeah, guys! Let's get Spanky and Buckwheat and the whole gang together and do something about this!!
>Fucking faggot.
>>343287835
Jesus christ, people are so pathetic
Why I'm even visiting this piece of shit board
>>343288893
These are fake as fuck you dumbass.
You got to be retarded as hell to believe that they can't jump cut this shit.
>>343288420
For reasons. Do research.
>>343286951
>"top-tier food"
heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPATKnW1BFs
>>343288450
Well some people are lonely, and this is their only way to experience this exact thing. There's as many reasons as to watch someone eat as to pay a prostitute while already married.
>>343282970
Now the camwhores can also cater to the food fetishists !
>>343288893
it's pretty great how the japs and koreans will eat so fucking much but also advocate exercising a lot to stay fit
meanwhile on twitch dot tv slash social eating we have a bunch of obese americans eating cookies
>>343284308
>watching streams instead of playing games
You brought this on yourself
>>343286951
>western people dedicate their lives to this culture
>>343288156
ahem..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9c7Hn_n6tM#t=30
>>343288893
>>343289016
>implying that shit is worth eating cold
we /ck/ now?
>>343288962
Just buy big novelty items like giant pens and other oversized junk and fill your casting room with it and pretend your trans buddies are all normal sized and you're super petite.
>>343283093
5 attention whores and 1 nu-male
How come I'm not surprised...
>>343289035
The Japanese love McDonalds because it's different. Hamburuga is strange and exciting.
why don't you whiners just go back to /pol/ and dream about a day where you can own slaves and work in a factory
>>343289132
This is satire right?
>>343289016
do they edit live eating contests too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFypOgRY1bY
>>343288980
>Found the mukbang masterbaiter
Take your shit fetish out of this board and take it to >>>/d/ you disgusting foodie fucker.
Leave this board for actual gamers who enjoy watching moving pixels and not moving mouths.
We will fix Twitch whether you like it or not. Go have fun watching some backwater Korean stream!
>>343289101
How do you know I'm not playing games while I'm watching streams on the side??I'm not but you can't know that.
>>343289225
there is nothing satirical about the food americans eat
>>343288380
its twitch and twitch is a GAMING streaming site
>>343289132
I hope you have some cu/ck/ing with Ja/ck/ webms.
Those always get good reaction out of people.
>>343286951
This confirms it, asians are subhumans.
>>343288893
Do they purge or take huge shits after?
>>343289289
Then why are Wholefoods a thing?
>>343282970
>video games
>gayming
>>343285557
>make a Canadian channel
>eat nothing but Timbits in front of a Canadian flag with a hockey game playing in the background
>>343289317
This guy is so boring when you got people like Elliot Rodger to idolize.
>>343289235
10 seconds in
Isn't... Isn't that Goku's VA?
>>343289132
>basically just "whatever is in the cupboard put it in"
Literally dry noodles and doritos, Im going to make this right now
>>343287765
>myfreecams sound whenever someone tips
But what about the BEST part of eating.
How long until we get "social shitting"?
>>343289235
>All those scene cuts
>"wow it's so hard eating a handful of rice every so often"
>random ass asians off the street who probably haven't eaten for days
Get fucking real, gaylord. This shit can be easily set up if it needed to be. This is the shittiest eating content I have ever seen, they are even talking while eating.
Besides, this is a Korean TV show, all that shit is fake, even the women.
>Twitch shuts down Justin.tv
>Brings back its non-videogame contents as new categories on Twitch
Nice course reversal. Maybe they should just bring back Justin.tv.
>google around
>stumble upon this
>>343289485
that's twitch chat
>>343288893
Imagine being herbfand paying for her meals
>>343288895
>>343289485
how long until this turns post-post-post modern and "social [X]" becomes shunned?
"social media" should have been the point to turn away, but now theres no stopping it.
It makes sense to have 'social eating' as a category.
Competitive eating is huge on other streaming site and amazon want some of that money.
>>343289503
>this is a Korean TV show
>Korean
nigga, you could at least try harder
>>343289564
look at hear views
guess how much that money makes
>>343289579
ahaha nice
>>343289579
If he's not eating why is it on Twitch.Eat?
>>343289035
you guys do realize that ethnic cuisine is the staple diet in their countries of origin right?
Disgusting. At least videogames/talk shows actually give you something to watch on there, but watching people eat is awful
>>343283794
He could, but the World's Capital of Degeneracy stepped in
fucking
cancer
>>343289132
>american food
>>343289547
Is she eating all that by herself?
All while recording herself doing it, while others are watching it and while others are dying because of malnutrition at the same moment
This world is fun
It just means that twitch is an inferior NND. Comment sliders are amazing and fuck that donation system, only greedy cunts do it.Peko-chan hasn't streamed in a week ];_;
Remember when we thought Amazon was going to save Twitch?
>>343289016
>if it's something I can't do that means it's fake
You can edit this shit all you want but an average person probably can't eat that much in a day.
Plus she's done plenty of live stuff.
>>343289795
Why did anyone think a huge corporation would save anything?
>>343289132
great cuisine america
>>343282970
>10 nuggets
I cant be the only person who is unable to do something like this
every time I go get fast food I literally get angry as fuck about the idea that ill buy a hamburger and then ill be left hungry after it with the taste of a good hamburger in my mouth
so I fucking buy a ton of shit and I cant even eat it all
This stuff used to bother me, but now I just find it interesting.
Streamers and Youtubers more and more are taking up the role of "virtual friend". Not entertainment, but instead kind of tricking your brain into thinking you're spending time with a fun friend.
Making social connections in an inherent need of human beings, but with the advent of the internet, we're all getting more physically isolated. People are filling that void with these odd make-believe friendships. People are building careers off of assuaging others' loneliness.
I think this is not just a weird pathetic trend. I think this will become the norm as people's lives are spent even more on the internet.
https://www.twitch
.tv/naniheichou
is she our girl?
>>343289662
She's actually widowed. Her husband died in a fatal car accident 7 years ago, which lead her to binge eat. She took this opportunity to make light of it and actually is now making a business out of it. Pretty badass of her.
>>343287345
Not him but how are you defending giving up on all social interaction/dating by saying "Well streams are good enough I guess."
They literally are not even fucking close to real interactions, streamers are at a job they are only talking to you because someone watching might give them money.
I guess you need to find this out on your own, but like sex, friends and social activity are far more enjoyable when you don't have to pay for them.
>>343289662
Yeah but stubborn male pride and shit.Although in Japan nobody has to worry about this and will let her pay.
>>343287125
I had the link to his channel, but I lost it and I can't remember his name.I also haven't been on nico nico in ages.
>>343289485
>How long until we get "social shitting"?
When streaming takes off in India.
>>343289971
>giving up on
never said that
>but like sex, friends and social activity are far more enjoyable when you don't have to pay for them.
You still have to pay for them.
>>343289991
Isn't this just boring as fuck?
>>343289991
I've watched a couple of her videos and I have no idea how can she be so thin or still alive.
>>343282970
>10 nuggets
>large
>>343290129
You don't wanna see her toilet after one of those sessions
>>343289972
that's full time work at this point. consider it work expenses.
>/s/ suddently starts liking twitch the more non-vidya it becomes.
like fine china.
>>343290129
I'm willing to bet she vomits quite a bit afterwards.
>>343284939
>not watching the only actual food stream worth watching
muk-bang? more like nu-bang.
>>343289012
>hotdog eating competitions are a OK
>this isn't
You are not watching her it for 2 hours, you are watching her achieve something an average person can't do.
>>343290129
metabolism probably fucked up to point of no return
>>343288156
HAHA, DSP talking about friends. He lost all his old friends by backstabbing them.
>>343289132
There was a point where she could have stopped and had something palatable.
Then, the mayo happened.
>we want the asian audience
>>343289991
They really should have something on screen that degrades quickly to prove this wasn't shot over several days, like an ice cube melting or something.
>>343289035
>still isn't fat
Notice the difference?
Someone predicted a future in which we get all of our social needs fulfilled by the internet without human contact, but they said it would take decades, at the current rate it'll happen by 2020.
>it's another 'misfits on 4chin get mad about how "degenerate" culture is getting without any sense of self-awareness' episode
>>343290306
Pour some Dew on it?
>>343290243
>tfw I used to be bulimic
>that sensation of your stomach cramping up
>that acid taste in you rmouth
Yeah, I'm glad I'm over that.
>>343290393
Why do you assume everyone here is degenerate? Does just posting on 4chins make you degenerate?
>>343290129
>I have no idea how she can be so thin
LMAO americans so fucking shocked over exercise
what a surprise
>>343289132
What is this supposed to be even?
Why all those damn sauces?
Who are they even selling it to and who are the retards that actually buy this?
>>343284138
>it's a normalfag trying to pass his conformism as common sense comment
You shouldn't be here.
>>343289991
Is it true that asians have multiple stomachs?
>>343290521
Mexicans eat anything. Even human body parts.
>>343290521
GAMERFUEL(TM)
>>343290493
By nature of 4chan, it's created explicitly to draw in degenerate misfits. Its very culture creates a whirlpool of misfits due to trying to push away chads and "normies".
Literally basic shit friend.
>>343285636
fuck off you donkey raping shit eater.
>>343283172
Keked
>>343290306
I was onboard until the end. It didn't look that great, but also didn't look horrible, but then
>alright, now what else does this need?
>I know! A metric fuck ton of spice
>Hmmm, maybe that was too much, better cover it with some hot sauce
>Two different hot sauces of course
>>343290582
I don't recall the Aztecs being cannibals.
>>343290576
Nah you're thinking of horses
>>343290594
>implying
4chan today is a bunch of teenage and young adult normalfags pretending to be autists and NEETs. Look up the statistics to this site nowadays. There were a lot of weirdos' years ago when this site barely got 1 million visitors but not it's above 20 million, the weirdo's are vastly outnumbered if they havent left. It's just people pretending to fit in with the long dead culture. Waifuism is a perfect example
>>343287676
Videogames are the worst medium humanity has conceived in recorded history.
>>343290594
Misfit=/=degenerate
Learn your terminology. A crazy old man living in a shack somewhere trying to survive off the land is a misfit but not necessarily a degenerate. If he's buttfucking his horse then he's a degenerate.
>>343290479
We Ja/ck/ now?Did Jack threads there get banned or something while I wasn't looking?
>>343290643
Aztecs ate hearts
>>343290626
There it is!
>>343290661
They're the same thing tbqh
>>343286951
I don't believe you.
>>343290643
THE HEART, OSBORNE. THEY EAT THE HEART.
>>343290626
Theres a look on his face, you can see it, a look of "jesus fucking christ what have I just done, Im on camera though, have to make it look good!"
>>343290696
>>343290754
Wasn't that part of their rituals, to gain the power of the sacrificed or some shit
Based Kaceytron predicted all of this. Even Notch knows.
>>343290479
>200% the daily amount of carbohydrates
>plus 200% the daily amount of carbohydrates
>plus 500% the daily amount of salt
>and then more 200% the daily amount of carbohydrates just for fun
>then add 50% of the daily amount of fat
>all in a single serving
Why must people think that MORE IS BETTER when it comes to food?
That is literally, honestly, disgusting.
>>343290681
This site will never be used by majority normies like facebook in its prime (not implying popularity, but since facebook has been "dying", there's been more weird stuff allowed). Putting on the "im an oldfag this place is too normie now" doesn't actually contradict the view that this place draws in people who view themselves as misfits, or actual misfits.
>>343290737
They're not. Horses are from the animal species while japanese are from the humanoid species. Lern you're biology.
>>343290805
Western comics maybe yeah but Japan proves comics can be about more than men in tights saving helpless bystandars
>>343290247
Fuck is this shit still a thing?
I remember the obsession with it on/b/like 6-7 years ago where everyone would share payed streams and shit.
>>343290692
Comprehend comments before replying to them. Hence why I used both degenerate and misfit.
>>343290270
They are not ok tho
What is she achieving? Am I missing something? XD
>>343283435
ayo hol up
>>343290858
Are you implying shonen isn't equally as derivative and boring as capeshit?
>>343290916
It doesn't necessarily draw in degenerate misfits. Only misfits in general.
>>343290847
>This site will never be used by majority normies like facebook
You should check out /b/ and /soc/ sometime.
Also facebook is a borderline shitposting site nowadays.
>>343290909
there are still occasional threads about it.
Can't wait to watch my boy ja/ck/ on Twitch!
>>343290971
Yeah but there's a lot more to manga than shounen while capeshit killed off all the interesting alternatives comics had at the beginning
>>343290971
That's just one category out of hundreds though while in America it's the only category
>>343291010
Raw beef sandwich?
>>343291010
J U I C Y
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>Korea's contribution to the world is Samsung and memes
Why does this "country" even exist
>>343291010
>raw meat in a sandwich
Why would you do that?
>>343288156
kill yourself
>>343290306
>ok, putting random stuff on
>a bit more
>some wet onions or whatever
>this is stupid but ok
>why so much spices
>what is this shit
>don't just pour stuff
>please
>stop
JUST.
Is this really just doritos with some random crap on top?
>>343291010
What the fuck
How does this guy not have some horrible food-borne illness yet?
>>343290972
are you autistic
>>343290981
It's just that being a degenerate misfit neet nobody has become more socially acceptable, and all this "weird out of bounds" shit is now hitting mainstream. Hence yeah Facebook is now just shitpost/political agenda pushing central
>>343291142
>doesn't have ham in a sandwich
???
>>343290981
>Also facebook is a borderline shitposting site nowadays
The young crowd doesn't even use it anymore. They've all fucked off to Tumblr/Instagram/Pinterest and thus lack the common thread FB provides. I use FB to communicate with friends, but most people are indeed either bitching about life or reblogging some form of dank meme.
FB is still a common thread, though. Now they're retreating to websites where other people merely exist to serve content (Instagram) instead of being at least ABLE to communicate in a meaningful way
>>343291120
The jooc is always loose with Jack
>>343290971
Not him, but Shonenshit has a far greater range than capeshit, not every shonen is dude in tights with weird powers in a city setting like 99% of comics.
I won't say that Shonenshit isn't shit, but it's atleast more varied and usually not derivative of a single source than capeshit.
>>343282970
Now we just need a category to watch them sleep and use the bathroom and we can watch their life 24/7
>>343291208
Eating that would actually send you to the hospital.
>>343290626
HE USES THE LITERAL ANTI-ROTTING WATER FROM THE CORN TO COOK
HOLY SHIT
I PUKED, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING
I ACTUALLY PUKED
>>343291306
really into that idea actually desu
>>343290306
I'm physically ill.
How eat this kind of shit without getting illnes.
>>343289991
>watching some asian eating burgers
You are fucking retarded, please end yourself.
>>343291307
i bet he's been to the hospital a bunch of times and never realized the food is what's causing it
>>343291208
Holy shit black lady that is way too bloody
>>343291363
What the fuck is he making?
>>343291198
This is a steak anon
>>343291208
>undercooked chicken
>>343291131
HOW? HOW DOES HE UNDERCOOK FUCKING EVERYTHING?
HOW HAS HE NOT LEARNED FROM EXPERIENCE THAT HE'S NOWHERE NEAR FINISHED COOKING 90% OF HIS DISHES?
>>343290479
I don't know what the fuck is she pouring on that.
Do i really want to know what the fuck she used make that shit?
Did she just used Mayonesse on top of it too?
>>343291363
>Using non-newtonian fluid for marinade
All of my what
>>343287985
There's a old quote of Diogenes' when he was criticized for jacking off in public. He said, 'if only I could sate my hunger by rubbing my belly.'
>>343291338
>ANTI-ROTTING WATER
the what?
>>343291339
Why does he have trouble eating that?
>>343283435
>I'm ok with people broadcasting themselves eating, so long as they're not weird about it.
>>343282970
>go into twitch stream
>chat is people spamming memes, emotes and le witty quips in the vain hope of being acknowledged by the streamer
streaming chat in general is for lonely people to desperately receive some recognition that they exist, it's fucking depressing to see
>>343291145
Go fuck yourself, Kojimadrone.
>>343291537
the greeks were legendary, and some of the romans too but to a lesser degree
>>343291498
Sour Cream and black olives.
...That's chances are the only good part about that entire shit creation.
>>343291478
He was asking why you woul dhave raw meat in a sandwich, not that particular kind of meat.
>>343291594
Because it is a loaf of his own shit
JOOCY
>>343291630
>lonely people to desperately receive some recognition that they exist
sounds a lot like /v/
don't mind me, Cuisine here
>>343291010
This isn't even rare.
That's straight up raw. Did he just fucking sear the top or something?
>>343291641
kojima and DSP can both kill themselves for all I care
DSP is human trash
>people shocked by all these webms
>literally unaware this is what americans regularly consume just slightly adjusted for their own tastes
now you know why tranny obama got so much shit for suggesting people eat more veggie tables
>>343291473
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>343291754
Nothing wrong here. The lobster dies instantaneously
It's just muscle spasms
>>343286005
yes since most of those lead to the girl screaming "o-chinpo/o-chinchin" basicallycock.
>>343282970
you are telling me there are people on this site that didn't know what mukbang is?
>>343291754
omg is that oyster okay?
>>343291753
/v/ just got BTFO
>>343291307
Fun fact, the guy once had videos showing people how to "can" foods, and he did it so fucking wrong that he was literally teaching people how to make food poisoning in a can
>>343291753
a lot of it is, but there's also discussion about videogames here and there, or discussion about anything, like this thread for example, there is discussion at the very least, imagine trying to discuss anything in a twitch chatroom?
>>343291131
Is there anything sadder than people who think they can cook but actually can't?
>>343291754
Ive had to do this, sometimes they have eggs inside them too and you have to scoop that shit out. I think Id rather just eat the burger and not meet the cow.
Does this Jack guy read the recommended cooking time for any piece of meat and just fucking halve it?
>>343291010
>>343291208
>>343291279
>>343291363
>>343291473
>>343291586
>>343291735
So is this guy doing this on purpose as a joke or something?
>>343287503
it was easier when normal people could get into the stock market
>>343291953
nope
and it's also simultaneously pretty fucked up on social media to see just how many of them there are in the world
>>343291754
>RULES OF NATURE
>>343285045
Too busy playing dark souls
>>343291754
>mfw i had to do it for 3 months.
I felt kinda bad everytime but at least it's better than cooking them alive.
And you will not feel bad anymore when one of those fucker pinched your hand.
>>343292023
>Jack
>reading
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET THE JEWSYNESS FROM READING
my heart hurts
>>343291940
>there's also discussion about videogames here and there,
"here and there"
twitch is less usuable for discussion due to the sheer posting speed of the chatbox. but trying to use /v/ for discussion is like trying to use the youtube comment section for discussion
>/v/ doesn't know about Ja/ck/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2_ZfxURwo
>>343292062
Why does the kitchen look like a fake plastic kitchen from a kid's TV show??
>>343291940
>imagine trying to discuss anything in a twitch chatroom?
But that's not what the chatrooms are really for though. They're there to enhance the stream experience, not for people to chat/debate with each other. What a stupid comparison.
>>343292025
He's 100% serious.
He even sells his own BBQ sauce and tried to get some rich Texans to invest in it.
I don't have the clip itself but here's a second of him on the show.
https://youtu.be/mLkzzRkgGsI?t=1m30s
1 minute and 30 seconds
>>343292232
well I'm not the one who made the comparison in the first place
>>343292256
I'm pretty sure his son has come out before stating that his dad doesn't know what the fuck he is doing but is trying to make money off of YouTube videos.
>>343292349
that's why you gotta choke the bitch
see
>>343292190
>>343292260
>Eggs
>Corn
>Pasta
Did i missed anything else?
>autists don't understand the wife material pictures are satire
>>343292483
yeah you missed the passion and care she put into making the meal~
>it's a /v/ thread turns into a /ck/ thread
Good times, bye bye thread!
>>343292553
It's not a true /ck/ thread before this thing is posted
why did nobody tell me jack has been feeding others
>>343292190
At least bump it on the fucking counter of something.
>>343292716
What the fuck is this shit.
Is this a pizza? I can't understand anything on this picture.
>>343292730
He's a retarded american so he thinks its a twist cap, rather than a proper bottlecap
>>343292783
It's a goyzah
>>343292260
>>343292380
>>343292457
Are these supposed to be ironic? Have white women regressed this much in cooking the in past 20 years?
>>343292716
Of course, how could I forgetti this messeti!
>>343292908
a lot of it is just memeing
but in between all the memery you'll find some actually delusional people
>>343289132
I was expecting her to close the styrofoam container, drench it in eggwash and breadcrumbs and deep fry it on butter.
>puts espresso in
>WOW YOU CAN SMELL THE ESPRESSO UNBELIEVABLE
>>343292365
I don't even know how to code but the left side looks way simpler
>>343293146
What's wrong with milk steak boiled hard and the finest raw jelly beans
>>343290131
large meal means large fries and large drink
