> Before delving further into Zarya’s sexuality, it’s important to reiterate that just because a woman is mega-strong and pink-haired, that does not by any means mean she is gay. A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation, period.
> That being said, Zarya’s fan art overwhelmingly portrays her as gay. When our own Nathan Grayson dove into the deep, dark world of Overwatch porn, he discovered that the Chinese hero Mei appears to be fan-Zarya’s main squeeze, which my own forays into the Tumblr fanart community have corroborated. In many cases, Zarya is drawn to be more “butch,” capitalizing on her muscles and cropped hair. Sometimes, she’s drawn with a penis.
> Blizzard hasn’t explicitly commented on Zarya’s sexuality, but has left the door open for these fan interpretations. Bill Petras, Overwatch’s artistic director, confirmed at 2015’s BlizzCon that the game would contain a gay character. In Blizzard’s PAX East presentation last year, Zarya was touted as a diversity hero: “We’ve been hearing a lot of discussion among players about the need for diversity in video games."
Where the heck is this "Zarya is gay" meme coming from?
>>343281436
>Where the heck is this "Zarya is gay" meme coming from?
She looks like a typical dyke.
>>343281436
Zarya beats her tiny frail nerdy boyfriend
>>343281436
>Where the heck is this "Zarya is gay" meme coming from?
Faggots.
>>343281436
>That being said, Zarya’s fan art overwhelmingly portrays her as gay
Majority of OW characters are either gay or futa on fanart, that's what fanart is about.
>>343281436
>Zarya’s fan art overwhelmingly portrays her as gay
If we followed this metric every single female video game character is gay.
Haha how unfjortunate Russia.
>>343281436
>sometimes, she's drawn with a penis.
>>343281436
>Sometimes, she’s drawn with a penis
Zarya confirmed for male. The fanart can't be wrong.
>we need more strong women in vidya!
>draw Dolph Lundgren with tits
>no one finds it offensive whatsoever that a strong woman have to look like a man
>claims that she's gay, since she looks like man, therefore has to like woman like straight men do
It's just the typical hypocrisy, OP.
>>343281436
>A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation
Seriously?
>>343281528
this pretty much
>>343281436
>Sometimes, she’s drawn with a penis.
OH MY
I personally find it extremely funny that the Russian conservative racist character has become a Tumblr icon just because she's built as fuck and has pink hair.
Show just how the only thing that matters to them is appearances. Zarya is probably one of the least Tumblr characters (lore-wise) in the game, Blizzard really pulled a bait and switch on them.
>>343281436
>Porn is evil and oppressing to women!
>Unless it happens to match our political views :^)
>>343281738
sauce
>>343281436
>journos get paid to look at porn of video game characters and then make up some bs political subcontext based on that
we did it lads
it's finally the current year
>>343281436
>Literally flirts with McCree in dialogue
>"B-Blizzard hasn't explicitly stated that she's straight, therefore she is gay!"
Why are faggots so dumb?
>>343281436
>A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation, period.
its just a crazy coincidence guys
>>343281436
So the proud nationalist of a homophobic country and racist to omnycs to top it off has become some sort of shitty LGBTIOJSDFJHASDJKASD icon?
Ayyyyy, you can't make this shit up.
>>343281436
>russian flags
>faggots
holy fucking shit, this is golden
>>343281436
Imagine if they'd done a really flamboyant male character with short pink hair that wore makeup and short shorts and strutted around in high heels and talked with a lisp.
People would probably call it an offensive gay stereotype, despite his sexuality never being mentioned.
>>343282278
entertainment writers arent journalists
>>343282262mycamera
>>343281436
>Zarya from Overwatch has become a gay icon, ironically
ironically? so these people do not know what irony means
not my OTP
>>343282445
if you know her backstory (which apparently not a single tumblrtard has read) it actually is quite ironic
>>343282432
Go on.
>>343282475
>autism
>>343282445
Zarya being a gay icon is ironic because she's a Russian nationalist and Russia hates gays. Also, she's made no inclination of being gay, tumblrtards are stereotyping her as gay just because she's fit and has pink hair which is also ironic because tumblrtards freak out when other people stereotype them due to their appearance.
>>343281738
>>343282432
>those nasty fake tits
>>343282482
it's not
she looks like a dyke and was always meant to appeal to homos and SJWs everybody knew that right from the beginning
>>343282098
why is widow so fucking smug
>>343282565
And to add insult to injury she is also racist as fuck when it comes to Omnics. Funnily enough the only other racist character is Swedish.
>>343281436
>A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation, period.
>That being said, Zarya’s fan art overwhelmingly portrays her as gay
Oh fuck off. If you're going to be an SJW at least be consistent about it.
>>343282519
Last one.
>>343282580
>nasty
Found the fag
>>343281528
not exactly typical. the bodies actual pink haired dykes have more similarities with trolls and goblins than anything resembling muscular structure.
>>343282614
sounds more like you don't know what irony means, dongus
>>343282565
she's also a robo-biggot
>>343282565
the moment you saw her you knew she was a lesbo, so no
there's nothing ironic about her being a russian
russian lesbians exist
>>343282667
irony is when the opposite of what you expect happens
she looks like a dyke and is meant to appeal to lesbians and SJWs, so that she becomes a gay icon is totally to be expected
there is nothing ironic about it faggot
>>343282634
>liking fake tits
Found the cuck
Literally using porn to prove a point. Could work with any character since they all get porn. In fact, you could just rewrite that article with any other female character in the game.
> Before delving further into Tracer’s sexuality, it’s important to reiterate that just because a woman is mega-spunky and short-haired, that does not by any means mean she is gay. A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation, period.
> That being said, Tracer’s fan art overwhelmingly portrays her as gay. When our own Nathan Grayson dove into the deep, dark world of Overwatch porn, he discovered that the French hero Widowmaker appears to be fan-Tracer’s main squeeze, which my own forays into the Tumblr fanart community have corroborated. In many cases, Tracer is drawn to be more “anime,” capitalizing on her round eyes and spiked hair. Sometimes, she’s drawn with a penis.
> Before delving further into Pharah’s sexuality, it’s important to reiterate that just because a woman is mega-armored and short-tempered, that does not by any means mean she is gay. A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation, period.
> That being said, Pharah’s fan art overwhelmingly portrays her as gay. When our own Nathan Grayson dove into the deep, dark world of Overwatch porn, he discovered that the Swiss hero Mercy appears to be fan-Pharah’s main squeeze, which my own forays into the Tumblr fanart community have corroborated. In many cases, Pharah is drawn to be more “butch,” capitalizing on her muscles and dark skin. Sometimes, she’s drawn with a penis.
>>343281436
>big, muscular woman
>must be a lesbian
So progressive.
>>343282674
>russian lesbians exist
And none of them look like Zarya
>>343282743
>Pharah drawn with a penis
I need this, for research purposes.
Reaper or Lucio are the most statistically likely to be gay, if we're going by IRL figures.
Girls tend a lot more towards bisexuality than homosexuality, at any rate. Zarya probably wishes she was small and feminine at times, despite being proud of her physique. She'd probably be most attracted to the most twinkish of the male characters.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
>>343282790
she looks like a dyke so of course there are lesbians that look like her lol
>>343282408
Actually what did happen was they just made sexual characters and just said 1 of them is gay to make the loud minority happy, I can bet my ass even Blizzard doesn't know who the gay character is.
>Joe the SJW are crying we dont have a diverse cast of heroes
>just fucking tell them 1 of them is gay
>Which hero you want me to make gay
>I dont care just tell them its a secret and call it a day.
>>343282727
it's ironic because her actual character and appearance differ completely and it shows sjws care only about appearance which is exactly what they say they are against
they're fucking classifying zarya as a lesbian just because she looks butch when there is nothing else about her that hints at her being gay and she also happens to be a nationalistic russian bigot
So this is basically the "Samus is trans" article again only now they're trying to justify it with porn
>>343281436
>Nathan Grayson pretending he's some kind of pure paragon of moral values and not the dirty degenerate he is
>>343281436
>girl in a video game being drawn having sex with other women means she's a gay icon
are these people just discovering drawn pornography
>be transwoman
>no trans character in Overwatch
It's not fair
>>343281436
Just because SJWs and Tumblrites have pink hair doesn't mean it should be a tumblr stereotype
Fuck the west, leave my meme waifu alone
>>343281436
>Bill Petras, Overwatch’s artistic director, confirmed at 2015’s BlizzCon that the game would contain a gay character.
it's obviously not Zarya because she's a racist Ruskie, who could it be?Reaper
zarya is cool for appealing to the unwell/gays imo.
>>343282837
its lucio
lucio is basically the most sjw character
>hurr durr muh omnics are just real people
>everyone shud be freee
>black
>humble origins
>>343282854
nothing of what you just said makes any sense
she looks like a dyke, she's meant to appeal to lesbos and SJWs
lesbos and SJWs like her
Is this the kind of nonsense overwatch players care about? Yea I'd rather stick to dota
Why do games have to be diverse? Why can't we just leave it to the devs to decide for themselves?
>>343281436
>Next week: "This place called /d/ is really progressive, there are a lot of transwomen with dicks on there!"
>>343282889
>Samus is one of the most long standing badass female characters in the industry
>she is too badass to be a natural born female, she has to be trans
Absolutely hilarious.
>>343282905
>pinks
>being not gay ever
>>343282098
This.
If you made Zarya real, she would literally be a conservative racist. If she doesn't trust Zenyatta or Genji in game, what's the chances she'd trust Muslims IRL? Tumblr sees the pink hair + bodypositivity and immediately ignores everything else about the character.
>>343282943
You're free to make your own cis white male only game, friendo
>>343282634
Holy shit! I don't care! MUH DICK!
>>343282943
because people who don't play video games are angry that minorities and statistical oddities aren't properly represented even though they technically are, and that those people don't care about being represented in fucking video games
>>343282928
im starting to think you either have serious brain damage and are unable to understand anything that isn't clearly spelled out for you or you're being obtuse on purpose
>>343281436
>A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation
Confirmed for never seeing a real lesbian couple.
Dykes are men with tits.
>She's a gay icon because fan art!
So is the entirety of Touhou a gay icon too?
Because practically all Touhous are super gay.
>>343282979
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING SMUG
why do they write about "diversity" like its the 1950s?
>look at us eh eh? ebony and ivory eh eh? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmTV62mE1PA
>>343282837
This is the perfect scenario to keep the community actively interested, as everyone is simultaneously right and wrong, but thinks they're the only ones who are right.
>>343282482
So you think that if Blizzard will make Hitler charackter that willl suck jewish dicks and will let jews fuck him in the ass that would be ironic also? Irony in this case can only apply to something that happens in real life and not to something that was part of a charackter from the begining.
Some faggot in Blizzard hates Russia because they don't allow gays to go on their degenerate parades tho he creates fucking duke lesbian bitch with Russian accent and makes her gay This is pure Ressentiment on their Blizzaard behalf.
>>343282896
>be transwoman
Gonna need some pics
>>343283038
there are feminine lesbians too tho
>>343283003
kek
I mean, why is there pressure to make games diverse?
>>343282995
Yes, that is an absolute statement
>>343282905
Nah tumblr can keep their gay Zarya.
>>343282634
Image searching this led me to https://www.pinterest.com/kenwofo/stefania-ferrario/
I have a new fetish!
>>343282616
>>343283002
Isn't being fit anti-SJW as well? So probably not even that.
>>343282664
Any woman who gets her muscles to that level isn't really straight anyway.
>>343281436
Doesn't Zarya express interest towards Toblerone or something
Besides why would you want a robo racist to represent your minority group?
>>343283035
thinking the same thing about you
gr8 b8 m8
>>343283076
No, but if Blizzard made a Hitler character that sucked jewish dicks and neonazis deciced to make the character one of their icons then that would be quite ironic. Which is exactly what is happening here.
Zarya herself isn't ironic, the Tumblr reception of Zarya is ironic.
>>343283130
Whoa now anon, don't get your reds confused for your pinks.
>>343281528
Have you ever seen an actual dyke? It's usually fat and has a cunty face.
I just realized what this article reminds me of.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K9J7TB5OeN4
>>343282098
They don't play the game, obviously.
>>343283216
Implying
>>343283203
You just FAT trolling at this point. Here is your (you)
>>343281436
It's just shipping and fanart. There's nothing "iconic" about it
>>343283203
I haven't even seen anyone on tumblr praising zarya
I'm pretty sure everyone, including "journalists" who write about tumblr's opinion are going off of one or two blogs despite the site having hundreds of millions of users
>>343283260
>make shitty analogy
>get called out on it
>"ur just le trollering!"
kek
>>343283026
They should leave it to those minorities to protest on their own terms. Do these people think those minorities are too weak?
>>343283163
It's McCree she flirts with
And SJWs don't actually play the game, so they don't know Zarya is a huge conservative robo-racist with a cowboy fetish
>>343283112
>>343283142
WHYYYYYYY
>>343281436
So if we go by fanart, Hanzo is aching to have wild, incestious sex with his brother, Junkrat is Roadhog's cocksleeve, Mercy, Lucio and D.va are total sluts and Winston feeds his tiny banana to Tracer on a daily basis?
I don't think they tried at all.P.S futa isn't gay
>>343283214
Pink or red, I don't really careI blame anime for giving me this weird fetish, no real girl would have the color without being a massive cunt or dyke
>>343281436
>looks like a tumblr dyke
>from an anti-faggot country
>>343283361
futa is the gayest anon
>>343283142
Being 'standard beauty fit' is anti-tumblr. So female gymnast body type of low fat toned muscles is seen as triggering. Being a 'nonstandard unique fit' is ok because she's doing it to break gender norms instead of doing it to be more attractive for men.
>>343283039
only Miko
>>343283346
What, where
>>343282098
b-but muh diverse body types
>>343282837
List of most likely gays:
>Zenyatta
>Hanzo
>Widowmaker
>Pharah
>Winston
>Bastion?
>Junkrat? (Possibly bi)
Frankly I find it hard to believe many of the females in this game are rugmunchers
I don't give a fuck what they do with that pink-haired dyke, as long as people continue to draw THICC Mei porn for me to whack it to.
>>343283423
>watching a girl get fucked, but with double the tits
Futa on girl isn't gay. Futa on male is slightly gayand I love it
I see they've learned that it's easier to out fictional characters as gay because they can't fund lawsuits against you and destroy your website.
>>343283163
She flirts with McCree, but Torb shares her view on omnics.
Torb is super racist as well.
>traveling to: Numbani
>Torb goes "NO NO NO! N-O NO!
>traveling to: Nepal
>"It's like a culmination of a thousand of my worst nightmares! Are you kidding me?!"You're now realizing the irony of the Swedish character being racist
>>343283549
embrace your inner gay, after all it's THE CURRENT YEAR
>>343283361
>dude+girl=good
>dude+dude=bad, 2 dicks
>girl+girl=dyke, bad
>dickgirl+guy=bad, 2 dicks
>dickgirl+girl=dyke, bad
Now you'll never be confused
>>343283423
YOU GON LEARN TODAY
>>343283549
>being attracted to a guy with fake tits bolted on
Futa is gay.>>343283548
>>343283515
Widowmaker was literally married and had a husband.
>>343283682
she got brainwashed into killing him tho. I don't see why couldn't they brainwash her into livking pussy
>>343283632
That's where the wonders of hentai come in. In hentai, it's a woman with a dick bolted on.
>>343283515
I seriously doubt Zenyatta or Bastion have sexuality, the former is above it and the latter is too early of a design.
Hanzo doesn't seem gay at all.
Widowmaker was literally married.
Pharah I doubt it but whatever.
Junkrat maybe.
Homosexuality is a pretty odd thing, I doubt a third of the characters in the game happen to be gay. At best I'd say one or maybe two.
>>343281436
I hate that this person can sleep at night. I hate that they think they've engaged in some kind of journalism or creative writing or whatever, when they're really just shitting on a plate while advertisers pay them for the spectacle.
I hate this world, I wish it would all go away.
What the hell kind of article is this? Are they seriously reporting on Overwatch porn?
Video game journalism is such a fucking wasteland.
By this logic you could get Nathan Grayson arrested by drawing him fucking a baby.
>>343283797
did someone arrest zarya?
>coexistence with murderbots which are built only to kill is impossible, scrap 'em all
>probably sleeps with guns because a disarmed human is an easy kill for a deadly assault bot
>renowned athlete and gym devotee, would be front of the line fatshaming because an omnic would be able to hit your fat, barn-sized ass without even toggling on its hitscan
>flirts with McCree because powerful slavic amazon will FUCK brazen american cowboy
Zarya is alright, what a shame she looks like a tumblr femnazi
>>343283723
If I was the boss of Talon I'd brainwash her into liking my dick. I mean just look at it.
Reinhardt is the gay one.
>>343283857
>flirts with McCree because powerful slavic amazon will FUCK brazen american cowboy
When does this happen?
>>343281436
>s BlizzCon that the game would contain a gay character
Jesus christ why? What has this information do do with anything in this game? Its so fucking useless and out of the boundaries of this realm.
Am I missing some kind of dating feature or what the actual fuck? Because im pretty suire this game is all about Shooting and thats it.
>>343281436
>a woman's appearance has no bearing on her sexuality, period.
This person is the most wrong person who ever typed something.
>>343281436
I honestly thought its more a man.
Those muscles are definitely man muscles. So she took manly drugs or its a fucking trans
>>343283957
nein. reindhardt is a pussy slayer
>>343284067
sjw points
i mean who the fuck cares really, most likely the gay character isn't even determined
blizzards pr still as top notch as ever, they've released a game filled with sexy girls wearing skintight bodysuits and heels and they have sjws praising them for being inclusive
>the overly racist character is the gay icon
What did they meme by this?
>>343284150
>implying he doesn't take the currywurst every day
the only things he slays are (bad) dragons
>>343283174
Not him, but you're a dumbass.
>>343283445
It's a shame they gave her the literal build of a man. If her arms were maybe 3/4 the size I'd be into it.
>>343284252
shut the fuck up, faggot
>>343281528
FPBP
>>343281593
this.
Its hilarious how little these fucktards writing articles understand about the internet.
>>343284257
no u
>>343282565
>stereotype
>lesbian
>fit
u wot m8
>mfw Lucio ends up being the gay character and retard conspiracy theorists start bitching about blacks being emasculated in media, again
>>343284257
>a dyke turns into a dyke icon
if you think that is ironic you do not know what irony means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-okOWMzIOI
>>343284340
the type of woman who would want to get swole is probably gay. just like if a guy gets into the fashion industry then he's probably gay also
>>343283682
Well scratch that, I forgot about that.
I dunno maybe the brainwashing turned her gay
>>343283754
Zen's all about love and hippie shit so it could be possible, most likely asexual though.
Bastion has that whole naive new mind thing going which is easy to write into gayness.
Hanzo doesn't show much interest in anyone at all but he's human and not really religious so it could be literally anything.
Pharah ditto.
I mean I don't think anyone is partuclar leaning that way but these are the most possible to write as gay or ambiguously sexual.
>>343281436
>People still don't realize Tracer is the gay one.
>>343284236
It means that a community that's supposedly AGAINST judging people based on looks alone is totally okay with doing exactly that so long as it fits their agenda.
>>343284285
no u
though now that I think about it would be better if he wasn't
the flood of shitty tumblr art and shitposting would be unbearable
>>343281593
Even Winston?
>>343281436
Go take a look at your closest Pride Parade. You won't see a single normal person marching there.
And fuck off Polygon
>>343284236
>gays can't be racist
pretty bigoted desu
>>343281436
i hate tumblr
>>343281436
>Overwatch’s artistic director, confirmed at 2015’s BlizzCon that the game would contain a gay character.
I bet it's Reaper
>>343284570
reaper was banging mercy
its probably something like stupid bastion
>>343284530
is the pyro really canadian?
>>343284429
Blizzard wouldn't shoot themselves in the foot by actually revealing the gay character(s). There's no reason to; the character's sexuality has fuck-all to do with the gameplay and this way the tumblr crowd can draw whatever pairings make them moist and feel vindicated that it could POSSIBLY be true.
>>343284264
like this?
>>343284570
>Actually evil gay
Nah
It makes for interesting villains sometimes but a game as non offensive as OW wouldn't dare open that hornet's nest.
>>343284530
lot of effort for a quite shitty bait honestly
I ship Zarya with McCree
>>343284530
i had no clue that pyro was canadian. that's awesome
>>343281924
Yes?
>>343281436
she looks like a massive dyke dude
>>343284616
nah it'll be soldier. they have to make one of the cool characters a fag or it doesnt count
>>343284738
>sets fires
thats literally all canada is known for
>>343284482
>hurr durr if you're in a field mostly staffed by women, you're gay
Stop this meme. I'm a hair stylist and I'm not gay
>>343284710
>OW
>literally Tropes and Stereotypes: The Game
>non-offensive
>>343284728
I ship 76 and justice
>>343282098
>Racist
Omnic scum aren't people.
They deserve extermanatus
>>343284530
Is the second one a bad thing?
They all look pretty normal.
I do like that girl in the middle column, bottom row. She a cute.
>>343281436
>That feel when you like the idea of Zarya/Roadhog
I don't know why; they just seem cute together.
I don't get this article. People are taking a homosexual looking charcter and assuming she's gay, how is that ironic?
>>343284815
>OW
>Offensive
Notice how the tropes presented are generally positive or accepted and embraced by their nations?
>>343284803
>I'm a hair stylist and I'm not gay
whatever you say, gayboy.
>>343282324
Wait she does? What does she say?
Also jokes on her, it's McCree who's gay
>>343281436
>Where the heck is this "Zarya is gay" meme coming from?
she is literally unironically a butch dyke of the highest caliber
>appearances do not reflect one's sexuality
horse shit
one's appearance is an extension of their psych to certain degrees
even plain looking people have something to say from how they look
Zarya is so gay she probably grew a legit penis by now
>>343282098
>Show just how the only thing that matters to them is appearances.
We talking about all the faggots on /v/ raging over how much her design is pandering or the tumblrites for feeling pandered to?
>>343284803
Yeah but hair stylist = fag. A barber, sure but that toni and guy shit
>>343282905
pink hair means trash, even in 2d
Im I the only one who hasnt come to terms with the shitty pink hair yet? Ruins the entire design of the character imo.
>>343281436
>which my own forays into the Tumblr fanart community have corroborated.
>JOURNALISM
spaniard passionate toreador-based character when
it's a trope that needs to be filled
>>343281436
>Tumblr
Do I have to say more? It's their "Take that" to Russia.
What does zayra say towards mcree i havent heard this
>>343284530
Reaper's American. He's just a Mexican American. Born in California.
>>343284941
gender identity =/= sexual orientation
>>343283002
>chances she'd trust Muslims IRL
High
Apparently the joke about Zarya is too kino for /v/
Zarya is normal in America today, but banned in Russia today.
Overwatch is in 2030 something.
By 2030, America is accepting of Omnics and some are movie producers.
But Russia is now just as culturally advanced as America 15 years prior.
So yes, Zarya would be fine with Muslims.
She's a Tumblrina years after it was "in" to be one.
>>343284954
pointing something out isnt really raging
>>343281436
Its the same shit with those spergs going around shouting that symmetra is autistic.
>>343282408
But she's not flamboyant, she just build as fuck. The only thing supposedly gay is her hair and that's only seen as gay because that's what all the tumblr idiots wear while playing Tetris with genders
>>343285021
No pretty much everyone hates it and wishes there were recoloured alts.
Also where the fuck is D.Va's Asuka alt?
>>343285089
Symmetra IS autistic.
Obssessed with perfection and order, has trouble understanding others' feelings and her comic all but flat out states that she's got the 'tism.
>>343284931
>generally positive
>token black character is a thief who is always trying to get people to listen to his mixtape
>Russian bulldyke
>Indian Tech Support
>both Japanese characters are ninjas who are all about "muh honor" and "muh dragons"
>a fucking cowboy in a game that's supposed to take place in the year 2076
>>343284920
it isn't, people in here don't know what irony is
>>343281436
>Where is this "insert character is gay" meme coming from
It doesn't take a genius to notice that the vocal majority of the LGBT community is fucking batshit insane. So instead of having real fucking role models, they try and force their sexuality onto fictional characters in popular games/series for representation.
Hell that whole "Samus is trans!" thing was fucking ridiculous. They literally lied saying that the creator said Samus was trans, and this was proof and people had to accept it. Then when the creator corrected them, they did a 180 and said fuck the creator, Samus is trans because I say so.
These people are fucking desperate to not look like the fucking lunatics they are
>>343285089
symmetra is very heavily hinted at being autistic
>>343283216
Let's rephrase it then
She looks like a typical dyke's power fantasy
>>343285065
who is talking about gender identity you retard
>>343284524
>Even Winston?
Specially Winston
>>343284530
>Gabe "pay for mods or i am not releasing hl3" Newellsten
>Not a jew
>>343285090
The age of the tomboy is over
The age of the lesborainbow, has begun
>>343285303
>character R63
>generic moe girl wearing a similar outfit
never understood this shit
>>343285065
alrighty here it is
male attracted to females-straight
male attracted to males-gay
female attracted to males-straight
female attracted to females-gay (lesbian)
male and female attracted to both genders-bi
male or female thinking they are other genders or they thing that there are 100 different genders because they were earrings-fucked in the head and unworthy of attention or merit
Zarya is female trying to attract other females through masculinity
thus lesbian
she is not a different gender because of the way she looks she just advertises her tastes through them
>>343283549
>attracted to """""""girl""""""" with a penis
>IT'S NOT GAY THOUGH
I'd have more respect for people like you if you just admitted futa is fucking gay you faggot
>>343285201
>both Japanese characters are ninjas
Actually one's a ninja and one's a samurai
It's literally the only thing I find cool about the characters in Overwatch, the fact that they have both a ninja and a samurai.
>>343281436
>Before delving further into Zarya’s sexuality, it’s important to reiterate that just because a woman is mega-strong and pink-haired, that does not by any means mean she is gay. A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation, period
> That being said, Zarya’s fan art overwhelmingly portrays her as gay
This is intensely problematic. People posing as progressives are insisting on stereotyping gays and pigeonholing straight women into regressive gender norms. Death to these fans.
>>343285201
>Brazilian is a freedom fighting musician
>Russian is strong, powerful racist
>Indian is techno genius and not ugly as sin and pooing on her shoes
>Implying nips don't fucking love that shit
>Implying Americans don't fucking love cowboys
>>343285089
But she literally is, obsessed with tech and math, has almost no social skills and insults torbjorn and his armor saying its barbaric, hell, the fucking comic says she's in the (autism) spectrum, she even goes to another guys conference room and adjusts a fucking frame in the wall.
She is quite literally autistic.
>>343285356
>Actually one's a ninja and one's a samurai
They're both ninjas
They're brothers from the same ninja clan
>>343285351
there is no hint at all of Zarya being lesbian and she has a voiceline flirting with McCree
>>343285343
It makes more sense that OP's article
>>343285356
Hanzo isn't really a samurai.
More like a wandering hobo with a bow and arrow.
>>343285414
ninjas don't use bows
>>343285201
>token black character is a thief who is always trying to get people to listen to his mixtape
also a hero of his favela who fights for equality
>Russian bulldyke
also strong, proud and values unity
>Indian Tech Support
fucking genius with some of the most advanced tech in the entire world
>both Japanese characters are ninjas who are all about "muh honor" and "muh dragons"
japan loves ninjas and samurais
>a fucking cowboy in a game that's supposed to take place in the year 2076
>cowboys
>EVER a bad thing
>>343285415
if a guy wore a skirt,high heels and make up it would 99% of the time be because he takes it up the ass
Zarya is THAT example reversed
>>343285178
>>343285245
>Taken at a young age from a shit hole
>Learned every thing at vishkar from thier tech to thier ideals which is pretty much keeping everything perfect and orderly
>Up holds those ideals since she was practically raised on them
Hurrr shes autistic, next you are gonna say tracer has ADHD cause she zips all around and is energetic.
>>343285575
and zarya is the 1%
>>343285451
>ninjas don't use bows
Uhhh yeah they do
>>343285201
I just realized the American characters are a soldier and a cowboy
fucking Blizzard
>>343285575
You know that most drag queens are straight right
>>343285643
keep telling yourself that
>>343285575
Most crossdressers are straight.
>>343285624
Read her comic lol, even the creators hinted at her being autistic.
She has issues understanding social cues and is pretty much OCD about clean and orderliness.
>>343285662
And Reaper the Edgelord
>>343285451
someone never played ninja gaiden
>>343285662
>I just realised the American characters are the best
>Fucking Blizzard
>>343285414
They are yakuzas
>>343285624
Its literally the 6th page that blatantly tell you she is autistic you tard, at this point you are wilingly being ingorant.
>every time there's a musclegirl she has to be gay
JUST me up, senpai
>>343281436
I seriously hope they don't make Zarya gay
Make Tracer gay and Widow bi instead
>>343285804
Ninjas can be yakuza
>>343285378
>Implying nips don't fucking love that shit
They dont, they are tired of being saw as "ninjas and samurais"
They prefer cute girls
>>343284862
This
>>343281436
>Where the heck is this "Zarya is gay" meme coming from?
Where do you think?
>>343281436
Why the fuck would she become a gay icon? Literally because she has purple hair and tattoos? She isn't even gay!
>>343285236
/thread
Its the fucking weirdos that crawl out of the cracks. That whole Samus is trans made me sick. Couldn't believe the audacity.
>>343285918
As someone who goes to Nico nico to watch inane bullshit for the scrolling text, the Dragons animated short has the nips spouting memes from Ninja Slayer, a recent Trigger anime.
They still love their ninjas.
>>343285759
being the only characters that aren't obnoxiously overdesigned makes them the best, but calling them "the best" gives them too much credit. McCree is literally just a cowboy, and Soldier 76 is a man wearing a future-y mask. I mean 76's mask is supposed to be bionic, but it would be easily confused for a mask if you weren't told otherwise.
>>343285245
You're autistic you fuck.
>>343281436
People like to do this all the time. Sonichu is a gay icon too. Lol
>>343281436
Given that she's a Ruskie there's no chance that's she's homo.
>>343286031
>tfw katanas are aesthetically pleasing but if you like them you instantly get called a weaboo
>>343285734
Reaper is a spic.
Symmetra literally says she is on the spectrum.
>>343281436
What place does a PR stunt have in a videogame? I wonder why anyone would think a videogame would 'need' diversity or anything that would deter from the original creator's work. I cannot understand some people's need to project their differences in a way that 'forces' people to accept them. What good would that do?
The only reason I can think of is to capitalize on the tumblr crowd. I would think simpler folk could feel driven to buy a game simply because they changed a white dude to a black girl or something.
>>343286089
That's because only faggot weebs find them aesthetically pleasing
>>343286117
He's american born though.
>Sometimes, she’s drawn with a penis.
Why do people get these news sites seriously?
>>343286057
She's probably autistic. Not super autistic, but slightly autistic. I mean, when she is debriefed, the only thing she focuses her attention is slightly tilted picture, that's pretty autistic to me.
>>343286047
It's not bionic, it's just a mask.
76 is basically reverse Reaper and McCree is a merc for hire and self made man.
>>343285223
it's ironic because SJWs are trying to push the idea that just because a woman has bright colored and or short (in this case both) hair, she's not a dyke
it's ironic because SJWs are trying to push the idea that just because a woman does bodybuilding, she's not gay
they say all this, then go ahead and call Zarya gay based on these two factors and FAN ART
it's ironic because in lore Zarya is a crazy Russian nationalist who gave up her top spot in some bodybuilding competition to go fight robots for her country and she's still openly intolerant against robots in game
>>343286229
that's not ironic it just means SJWs are idiots
Doesn't Zarya hate Omnics? Like a KKK member hates blacks?
>>343286179
Yeah not really, most bladed melee weapons in fact are aesthetically pleasing and katanas are no different.
But obviously due to all the fucking "THE GREATEST WEAPON EVER MADE! FOLDED OVER ONE MILLION TIMES" faggots made it so now it's cool to hate on katanas.
>>343286297
you're an idiot
>>343281436
>Where the heck is this "Zarya is gay" meme coming from?
Gays who don't want to be stereotyped sterotyping a video game character to make themselves feel accepted.
It's like pottery.
>>343286308
She does. In fact she does so much she doesn't even trust cyborgs as evident from her conversation with Genji.
>>343285337
I refuse to give up.
It lives on in 2D at least
It's funny because she's one of the characters most likely to be straight, since she's super fucking conservative.
None of the characters indicate their sexuality at all, actually. At least not directly. I just hope they don't go full retard and make half the cast gay, bi, etc, for the heck of it, and butcher the characters because of it.
Should be one, two at best.
>>343283754
No straight man has a beard as perfectly maintained as Hanzo, i bet hes the gay one.
>>343286512
the characters don't have enough personality for them to be butchered
>>343285351
>Attracting females through masculinity
Except she's not, she's built as fuck in order to destroy omnics
>>343283515
>its Roadhog
>>343286371
shut the fuck up fag
Zarya is a dyke, period
if you don't get this there is no hope for you
>>343285449
So a Ronin?
>>343285575
I dressed up as a woman for Halloween. Skirt, makeup, wig, and all and I'm not gay.
Though it was weird being 24 years old and being better looking as a woman than as a guy
>>343283119
I just got back from being at a pride festival in SF. I can confirm, there are a lot of feminine lesbians and it kills me
>>343283515
>implying it isn't Reinhardt
bears, man
>>343286667
No that kinda implies he takes jobs instead of slumming around.
>>343286717
did you also blow Jamal in the bathrooms and let him stretch your boypussy but in a no gay way?
>>343286585
Partly agree. But they'll develop, with ingame updates, comics, etcetera.
Still, it'd be pretty weird to have 76 hit on Reaper in one of his lines.
>>343285575
>Muscles make you gay
Good one, maybe if you weren't made of flab you wouldn't feel so emasculated
>>343285071
>too kino
Fuck off, kid.
>>343286789
Keep me out of your gay fantasies, thanks.
>>343286717
Post pics?
>>343286804
76 cares about nothing but justice and keeping his team alive.
He also hates Reaper.
>>343282098
But the thing is that Blizzard hasn't made a good character they've just made a contradiction.
If you had Zarya's views you wouldn't dye your hair pink.
>>343286846
big muscles make you gay if you're woman you retard
it's literally like sucking dick if you are a man
>>343281436
>/v/ says she's a dyke
>"No she's not guys"
>People overall take her as a dyke
>Ok let's make her a dyke
thanks blizzard
>>343286308
It would be more like a Frenchman post WWII hating Germans
>>343285378
American here. Man, I do fucking love cowboys. They got me.
>>343286992
>/v/ says she's a dyke
more like everyone says she's a dyke because she's obviously a dyke
>>343286963
Shit nigger you dumb as shit
>>343286661
>Projecting this hard
>>343286963
I hate tumblrfaggots as much as the next guy, but that's fucking stupid.
Me dyeing my hair pink or whatever has absolutely no relevance to my views or sexuality.
Stereotypes aren't facts, anon.
>>343287041
you can tell it's an aspen because of the way that it is
>>343284530
>Gaben
>not a Jew
>implying
Even if he wasn't born a chosen one, they have long since invited him into the ranks of the elders of Zion.
>>343284520
Reinhardt is either bi or doesnt care about sex. He protects all. Taking men and women in his arms and protecting them whilst delivering justice to the criminals and monsters of this world
The gay character will be the kid from the trailer.
>>343286904
Here.
Now leave me alone.
>>343287126
100% fine with that
>>343284530
>demoman
>english
Yeah okay.
>>343286980
>Being this insecure
>>343284786
Soldier is too daddified to be gay
>>343284530
>Smart as fuck engineer with multiple master's degrees and a legacy of genius is from Texas
>He has plenty of "obviously from Texas" lines but also some clever non stereotypical lines
>Character is rich with muh lore and is well developed
Ah fuck yes, this is aweso--
>Stereotypical cigar-smoking, revolver shooting cowboy with a robot arm is from Texas
Really?
>>343287126
>Doesn't care about sex
See that shit?
Stop it.
Everyone cares about sex, you stupid snowflake cunt. Regardless of what you post about on your demigod pansexual pandakit tumblr blog.
>>343284954
The difference is /v/ is up front about hating zarya only for her appearance.
It's 2 sides of the same coin, we all hate what the other people like and vice versa.
>Hates and discriminates against a group of "people", the Omni's
>From Russia, the country that banned gay propaganda
>Nationalist
>GAY ICON
>??????????
All omnis need to be rounded up into camps and dismantled. Omnis aren't your friends, never trust an Omni.
>>343287151
You have a very feminine face, might as well go trap or move to East Asia
>>343287229
McCree isn't Texan, he's from New Mexico actually.
>>343287229
The names mccree motherfucker.
>people saying Zarya flirts with McCree
>can't find a single interaction between them
>mfw people lie on Internet
>>343287292
I trust Zenyatta.
Don't believe Talon propaganda.
>>343284530
>bitching about the number of women when it's still less than half, not even fully 50% of the roster
Gamergate pls go
>>343287151
I remember that picture, but nice try.
>>343287229
Engineer is a literal fucking redneck who says stupid redneck shit whilst building stuff. That's his entire fucking lore.
Get that dick out of your mouth.
>>343287334
Blizzard fucking killed it with the story in this one, they have almost nothing in the game, which leads to people making shit up, which leads to Blizzard being praised for putting fan theories in the game, without even doing anything themselves.
>>343287113
we are in 2016.
Everyone was so fed up with aesthetics=what i am that there is no room for error, maybe 5 years ago i would agree, but not now.
>>343283590
>bad, 2 dicks
Do you ever listen to yourself?
>>343287462
I mean mccree and zarya have zero lines for each other like actually zero and not even related in any way in lore. Zaria wasn't even part of over watch. Any headcanon revolving them is a joke
>>343287229
>Spahs sappin may sentry
>Hits shit with a wrench
>Smart as fuck
>>343283980
Slavic women HATE slavs, but are total sluts.
Also the whole world power envy thing.
I AM HUNGRY
HUNGRY FOR MCCREE
>>343287416
>>343287702
He's pretty articulate in Meet The Engineer.
>>343284540
>normal person
*tips skullcap*
Duuuuude I drank so much alcohol at that party!
>sexual orientation is entirely based off hair colour
how positively open minded
>>343284530
Half of the non-white countries represent in the Overwatch part are skins. Also, Winston is literally a fucking gorilla.
It's seriously not that bad, most of the characters are either white, asian, or a robot.
>>343287462
Mccree is shipped for Hanzo for some goddam retarded reason. There literally only fanart of him with zarya
Zarya wants Reinhardt's dick.
This is canon.
>>343287229
>Tf2
>Deep, clever lore
Are you fucking retarded?
>French Spy who's a pussy
>Boston/Detroit guy has a bat and talks shit
>Russian guy is big, bald and dumb
>German guy is an insane doctor
>Scottish guy is a drunk brawler
>American guy is a military racist
Fuck right off, you stupid cunt
>>343287398
Where's it from
>>343287260
when you start seeing monsters and going out to fight them for justice theres a pretty good chance there might be a problem with your brain. It wouldnt be too far off to say he might not care about sex at this point and just wants to right the evils of the world, wasnt even trying to be tumblr.
faggot
>>343285071
>too kino
You guys never cease to amaze me with your completely inappropriate usage of words. But I guess my post is too Maxim Gorkiy for you,
>Sometimes, she’s drawn with a penis.
>>343287841
And what he says makes him sound like an idiot hick
>>343287905
She just wants to arm wrestle
>>343287947
And I'm telling you, again, 'brain problem' or not, everyone cares about sex, it's literally in our DNA.
It's our single most important natural drive.
>>343287330
That makes me feel better then. No one cares about New Mexico.
>>343287416
>Engineer is a literal fucking redneck who says stupid redneck shit whilst building stuff
>Has eleven hard science PhDs and loves building mechanical masterpieces of modern engineering
>Completely ignore his character in order to degrade him into walking stereotypes
You racist bastard. I hope the SJW boogeywomen get you while you sleep.
>>343287943
I saw in on 4chan earlier, in some thread. Uh, search it in archive?
>>343287914
>>French Spy who's a pussy
Spy is badass though. He also probably fucked your mom.
>>343287950
>too kino
What does that even mean
kino means cinema in russian and I don't know any other languages with this word.
> That being said, Zarya’s fan art overwhelmingly portrays her as gay
Yeah and bayonetta's a sub.
>>343287841
>"And if that don't work... Make more gun."
We get it, you like TF2. But please stop, you're embarassing yourself.
>>343288028
That's how she flirts
>>343287914
>Russian guy is big, bald and dumb
Isn't the Heavy a famous writer? It's just that he isn't well versed in English, so he comes off as dumb.
>>343287989
Like that part where he says he invented a completely automated sentry gun capable of scanning for and locking on targets in a 360 degree radius?
>>343288090
It's a TV meme.
>>343287185
As of the time of this post, that flag still includes Scotland.
This thread is now tf2 lore vs overwatch lore
We can all agree we can tell more about tf2 characters cause each of them have a shit load of dialogs and taunts
>>343288074
>Character is said to be super smart
>Doesn't act like it at all
Brilliant storytelling.
>>343288090
Also means cinema in German, Finnish and, I think, Czech. It's just a word that some /tv/-fags use to look more sophisticated, even though it means jack shit.
>>343288074
>Has eleven PhDs
If he does, that makes his character even more stupid, because he talks like a complete fuckin' retard.
>>343281436
>A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation, period.
>>343287354
omni spotted
>>343285303
Gabe won't release hl3 even if you do pay for mods
>>343288194
It's almost like tf2 has been out for nearly a decade and updated throughout or something.
>>343283151
That's just not true, mate. Muscle girls love jacked dudes, they're usually into 300+ behemoths.
>>343288162
Everything he says is dumb shit, not just a language barrier.
This is exactly why they say you need to show not tell. Claim he's a genius in backstory and make him act like an idiot in game
Same as engineer
>>343288162
He has a degree in russian literature.
>fans think shes gay therefore she must be gay
>>343288346
DICK STATUS: MUH
But i through SJW were against fans turning lesbians into fapbait
What happen to that?
>>343288321
Ya but do you expect blizzard to actually add more dialog? There are what 21 characters? Just to track them down with all other 21 people irl would be annoying and blizzard doesn't like to deal with shit
I'm just saying that tf2 has also been in the game for a longer time
Lore even shows up in TF:C
>>343286229
> She's crazy for fighting the enemy and hating them.
Glad I'm not retarded like you to believe racism is a real thing meme.
You know, Zarya looks like a dyke now that I think of it. But whenever I looked at her I just thought she was a really strong female hero, not once did her sexuality come to mind.
Also, why are they just assuming somebody's sexuality based on looks I mean isn't that antithetical to their beliefs.
>>343287914
The difference here is that because they took the time to give everyone a personal video, they feel like they have a lot more personality.
Blizzard already copied so much of TF2, they should have given each character a teaser video like TF2 did.
>>343288389Ironically TF2 fans throw shit at Overwatch for this
>>343288346
>Tekken story mode.jpg
>>343281436
Blizzard doesn't celebrate diversity. They target tumblr fanart that depicts Zarya as futa.
>>343286089
>caring about other's opinions
>>343288618
>they should have given each character a teaser video like TF2 did.
You mean, what they are doing?
>>343282324
>Flirts with mcREEEEEE
Got a link, partner?
>>343288557
she looks like an abomination
>Overfats finally have to accept that their game is by gays and for gays
But don't worry, we real /v/edditors/ embrace our LGBTQFGTLMAO pride!
>>343288695
Didn't they just do a half-ass job with a couple of characters while neglecting the others and there are no new videos in sight?
I realize that it took years for some of the TF2 guys to get their own, but blizzard has more characters and needs to be going a bit faster than they are.
ZARYA IS A CUTE GIRL WHO LOVES BOYS!
>>343285841
>Every time there's a female/female pairing, some nu-male gets upset that he isn't being dominated by one of them.
Just fuck off, kohai.
>>343288745
You sound like a faggot. Afraid a Russian teenage girl can beat you up?
>It's another season of "/v/ will masturbate to penises and pretend they're not gay"
>>343289057
It's weird seeing her older pics, where she's not completely jacked.
>>343289057
a faggot cause I don't like women that look like men?
you are the real faggot
troll elsewhere
>>343282634
>that man jaw
Here you go, have a Snow Elf you flaming faggots.
>>343289057
>UK
That's a muslim, not a slav.
>being into women who look as manly as possible
Just admit you're bi.
>>343289148
>Not attracted to women
>Claims to not be gay
>>343289181
>/pol/ shitter can't actually read
>>343289123
She was still growing.
>>343289148
>she looks like a man because she's bigger than my dyel ass
>>343289208
There are no "manly" or "feminine" features everyone is just individuals.
>>343288796
They already have four videos and multiple comics.
Valve after TF2 release only had the Heavy video, and that was just "I AM HEAVY WEPONS GUY I SHOOT THINGS HAHAHAHAHA"
>>343289181
That's not UK, retard. It's VK, she literally wears a Russian nationalistic symbol on her necklace.
>>343281436
>she must be gay because people draw lots of gay shit involving her
Why do these people still have a job?
>>343289274
>those flaps
That's a man, surely.
Mainstream futa here we come
>>343289228
>women
gr8 b8 m8
>>343287841
>HURR DURR MAEK MOAR GERN XD
>articulate
Fucking kek
>>343289386
No, just the average Russian girl.
So what do we call them now?
OverGays?
SuicideWatches?
>>343289476
Casual faggots is enough.
>>343289398
It will, but it will be stronk womyn who make men obsolete.
>>343289274
>Gorilla tier arm to body proportion
>Not manly
I like muscle chicks too but you're an idiot.
>>343289279
>there is no homosexuality or heterosexuality, everyone is attracted to different people
Well,
It actually makes sense
>>343281436
I hope she inspires more women to get dem gainz or w/e /fit/ goes on about
>>343289279
That's literally false to the bone.
>>343289576
It's not musclegirls or dickgirls who are needed to make men obsolete.
It's the braingirls and those are rarer than both of those.
>>343289672
You don't think there's any variation in those?
>>343289584
>>Gorilla tier arm to body proportion
You blind, lad? Her arms are perfectly in proportion with her legs and ass.
>>343289672
Fuck off skeleton
You will never be accepted into society
You're fucking parasitic abominations
>>343289415
>implying
>>343281436
>video game characters' sexuality
>a topic
Good thing I don't play shit anymore.
>>343289676
This is factually correct.
>>343281436
Zarya is one of the two characters in overwatch modeled after a Blizzard employee. Pretty sure the real life Zarya isn't gay either, but she is cutie patootie. <3 <3 <3 winky face
It must suck to wake up one day and see that Kotaku has slandered you in the name of LGBT.
>>343287109
Name a conservative that dyed there hair a flamboyant color.
It doesn't happen. Hair dye is supposedly degenerate to them. I once dyed my hair pink/purple for an event at work, and half of the older people flipped the fuck out at me and said I wouldn't be able to do "x" thing any more, as if hair dye was fucking permanent or something. So I dyed it back to my original color and walked in that monday to alot of surprised faces.
>>343289725
i THINK that no matter how much variation a specialist looking a bare skeleton will be able to till what sex the person was
besides you just conceded the point
>>343289794
>BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!?
Kek.
>>343289181
thats vk idiot
>>343289827
Their*, fucking autocorrect
>>343289813
>kotaku
>not the GOAT source of Gay-ming_____news
Uh, racist and sexist much???
>>343289730
And her waistline, chest, and back isn't.
Those wouldn't be great aesthetics on a man either.
>>343289725
Yes, but even tiny pointed hips and broad smooth chest is still pointed hips and a smooth chest.
>>343281436
>A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation, period.
that's a lie tho
>>343289887
Dare you go further into the rabbit hole?
>>343289936
Her waist is perfect, wtf is wrong with you?
>>343289794
Maybe if they didn't get tons of reactions to the mere fact that they're girls, then they wouldn't have that feed into their identity?
>>343289794
holy shit. these ppl are girls AND they play games!?
that shit still triggers me lol
>>343283216
Yeah, Zarya
>>343289997
Why do i care? pathetic people have thrown money around to get attention since the dawn of time.
>>343289997
how much of a bitter little loser do you have to be to make something like this?
>>343289997
>anal herpes
>>343281593
OVERWATCH'S FEMALE CAST ALMOST ENTIRELY TRANS
>>343281738
>>343282432
>>343282634
fake, because i dunno who's the tranny in the first two pics, but the third you posted is Stefania Ferrario
>it's a "/v/ will defend vaginas" episode
>>343289936
>That waistline not god tier
I'm sorry about your blindness anon
>>343290112
>Zarya
>fat
She's jacked, not obese.
>>343281436
>SO WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT PORN IN THE OFFICE
>WHOA THIS PORN ISN"T FOLLOWING THE GAMES PLOT?
Wtf?
Why even write such a pointless article what god awful site was that?
>>343289827
>I once dyed my hair
Well there you go
Maybe Zarya just likes the colour. Maybe the views on pink hair are different in the future. Maybe Zarya likes to stand out so that the homosexuals can see her coming before she beats them to death. Maybe it was just done so that she's easier to recognise and spot in game.
Fill in thr blanks, use a little imagination
There are a billion potential reasons for a conservative woman to dye her hair.
UTTERLY
INDEFENSIBLE
>>343290320
No, pink hair makes her gay
There is no other explanation
>>343281436
What? Zarya is a racist, she's the worst gay icon. Also she isn't gay, nothing has pointed her to being gay. Just because a women is strong and has pink hair that makes them gay? What kind of shitty double standard is that.
>Zorro has pink hair, that mean's she's not gay, stupid shitlords
/v/ logic.
>>343290329
context?
>>343290430
pink haired stronk women tend to be homo IRL
>>343290430
Omnics aren't a race
They are bloodthirsty machines that need to be destroyed
>>343290329
STOP OPPRESSING WOMEN DEELTE THIS
>>343290524
fuck youj
>>343283160
Id fuck that mouth
Am i gay now?
>>343290524
You don't even know any women irl you neet
>>343290524
Have you ever seen a IRL leasbian? They look like goblins. Muscle girls have a fetish for huge men.
>>343290607
no just disgusting
>>343290686
He asked for a conservative, why would you post a homosexual?
>>343290686
>blond
>flamboyant
>>343290624
>projecting
>>343290658
yes, they range from fugly to stronk
>>343290686
Milo is the Chosen Faggot. Rules don't apply to him.
>>343290686
i like that guy becoz he admits that homos are fucked up and wishes he was straight
>>343290789
no, they range from fugly to fuglier. I've been lifting for almost a decade now, I now a lot of muscle girls and trust me, they go for jacked dudes.
>>343281436
>Make a game full of blatant stereotypes with only barebones backgrounds
>SJWs completely ignore the stereotypes and begin assigning full-on progressivist characteristics to them
>Blizzard neither confirms nor denies them
Genius writing on Blizz's part. Just outsource all the lore to gaming journalists.
>>343290807
These are pretty solid.
>>343281436
>We’ve been hearing a lot of discussion among players about the need for diversity in video games."
feminists dont play games
>>343284706
Hair ruins it.
>>343290864
>my personal experience is different from yours, therefore I'm right and you're wrong
>>343288745
I'm sure she's cute, but make up and bad dressing make her look like shit.
>>343281436
>> BlizzCon said that the game would contain a gay character.
How great would it be if Soldier 76 was the faggot
>>343290998
Aren't you doing the same thing?
>>343283601
>Porn featuring straight sex
>Male is faceless and/or generic looking as possible
>The focus is entirely on the female and the penis obscured and out of frame as much as possible
>Porn featuring futas (aka gay porn)
>Futa is the focus and the penis often shown off and loving details
>The penis isn't treated as a necessity but rather the focus of the porn
>The penis wielder is attractive in an attempt to make the penis attractive by proxy
Still in denial about your massive buttlust?
>>343291007
She's in the gym, do you expect her to look like she's going to a wedding?
>>343290524
I agree, however that is still a very homophobic thing to say for normies so they're shooting them self in the foot by claiming someone is gay without any evidence proving otherwise.
>>343291059
I don't 76 cares about shit like that anymore. And besides it would be way funnier if it's Reaper.
>>343281436
>A woman’s appearance has absolutely no bearing on her sexual orientation, period.
>>343291067
yea, so this will go nowhere
>343291059
This, to betbqh
I feel raped every time I play against one, stupid straight whitey boy
>>343286626
>Nipple piercings
Was there ever any doubt?
>>343290329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOTU89cgC4
>>343290407
But pink is a femenine color?
>>343291007
>I'm sure she's cute
no
>>343290928
tldr but im sure a triggered bulldyke from tumblr made it
>>343283601
>some nihilist sodomite typed all this out
>>343283497
Pretty sure she's muscular just because powerful russians are typically portrayed as bearmode strongmen
Just like Heavy in TF2
>>343285875
This.
Also, this fucking thread
>>343281436
Gay is illegal in Russia, and anything that makes Putin angry is all right in my book
>>343283216
>it's
very edgy lmfao your post is embarrassing
>>343291469
And she's a girl?
>>343291723
I have the pink skin for Mei
Is Mei a turbodyke too?
>>343291782
Tracer has pink hair in her punk skin. Tracer goes from straight to full on turbo gay between skins.
>>343292000
Man, we should stop this pink epidemy, is turning everybody into dykes
>>343281436
This is the thing that annoys me. Yes, there are some fags that appear totally straight, but usually they make themselves very obvious.
You see this with Bioware, they always have to make gay people as not-gay as possible. It's as if they find the idea that a fruit would act like a fruit to be horribly offensive.
In this case, they have to put the declaimer, like "not everyone woman who makes herself as butch as possible is a lesbian". Who gives a shit?
Honestly, if you don't think there isn't anything wrong with being gay, then why be such a faggot about it?
>>343292303
Enjoy your vacation, shitlord.
MODERATORS!!
>>343291782
I'm saying a girl wearing pink is not gay.
What are you saying?
>>343292397
As if anyone keeps their homosexuality a secret on /v/
>>343292397
well it's usually true that people who are against gays are closet fags
>>343287151
Would smash.
>>343289827
You are right. In Russia you can't have both pink hair and conservative views. Don't argue with Amerifats.
t. slav
>>343283863
Why would horus-AI have any interest in booty?
>>343292767
Speak for yourself, lampshade.
>>343292303
>Yes, there are some fags that appear totally straight, but usually they make themselves very obvious.
how could somehow write something so dumb
>>343292397
kek
>>343292979
Wait, the guy in charge of windowmaker and edge is an AI?
>>343281436
This article is everything wrong with video game journalism
>>343292998
fuck off back to >>>/pol/
>>343292767
no that's actually retarded and doesn't make any sense. why would a faggot be prejudice towards other faggots, closetted or not.
>>343293084
>28% of homosexual men have had over 1000 partners
That is fucking bullshit. God damn. My bullshit meter is off the fucking charts.
And I love it when one guy provided the source for these kinds of charts and then they present them as fact. Fucking. 1000 people is unreasonable. Motherfucking celebrities haven't slept with over 1000 people. That's insane.
>>343293360
>why would a faggot be prejudice towards other faggots
that's exactly the point
do you know what being in the closet means?
>>343293384
>>343293084
Sorry anon, I actually agree with you, meant to reply to
>>343292998
>>343293360
because they view homosexuality as wrong?
jesus you can't possibly be this retarded
this isn't hard to understand
why do muslims kill gay people and fuck little boys?
why do christians hate gay people and fuck little boys?
do you ever go outside?
>>343289997
>Top donator for the day gets MOD!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>343293384
>defending sodomy
>1000 people is unreasonable
What are you, a faggot?
It's only 1 person every day for around 3 years, nothing impossible for the dick-searching sodomite.
>>343293384
To be fair, the source being cited is from 1978. Surely, nothing would happen between the late 70s/early 80s and today that would queer that research.
Who gives a fuck about this faggotry? The homosexual thing too.
>>343287185
Scotland is not a real country. He is an englishman in a dress.
>>343293623
sure there are probably some self-loathing gays, but saying that most homophobes are secretly gay is like saying most arachnophobes secretly love spiders
>>343293623
>he's still an atheicuck hung up on "muh pastors and little boys"
Keep defending those muslims.
>>343293806
>vlcsnap
>>343281436
>Gay Icon
>Is Russian
Man these faggots dont know shit do they
>>343294034
>1466708530103
>>343287914
Heavy isn't dumb though, his english just isn't that good. In the russain dub he apparently speaks using a lot of fancy words and complex language.
>>343294048
Didn't you know, anon? Only appearances matter, so long as YOU aren't the one judging them.
>>343289386
point of the image?
Like every character in Overwatch is drawn as gay, in gay relationships, shipped with every other same sex character in the cast.
How did they get a foothold in western society?
>>343294342I hope your mother gets severe alzheimers, and dies sad and alone while surrounded by family she doesn't recognize and with her being unable to make peace with christ.
>>343294191
>vlcsnap (2)
>>343293848
>comparing homophobia to arachnophobia
you do realize that people who don't like gays don't scream and run away from them right? you're comparing apples and oranges
why would anyone pretend to be afraid of spiders or to hate spiders? there is no social stigma attached to loving spiders
if people were discriminated against for loving spiders, so they have to pretend to hate them while secretly loving them, you would have a point
>>343294553
>phobia
A phobia is a type of anxiety disorder, usually defined as a persistent fear of an object or situation
>being afraid of fags
wut?
>>343282758
Dude, it's a game where Mei is somehow considered representative of fat chicks, just because she's got a bit of curves.
Sure, her % of bodyfat might be high, but it's all gone to the most flattering places.
>>343294553
>implying the social ""stigma"" hasn't switched sides to affect those who don't view sodomites as normal and beneficial to a collapsing western society
Kill yourself, fag.
>>343293848
No, it would mean most arachnophobes secretly ARE spiders.
>>343294467
Suicide is generally considered to be caused by social reasons. People (like you) that do no accept people for who they are, make them feel like trash, encourage suicide, etc. will make people want to kill themselves. Then conservatives use their hate-induced deaths as reason to hate them more. It's really an endless cycle.
You got a problem with gays? What are you, a closet fag?
>>343282758
This
>>343294754
>Thinking gay people somehow don't benefit society
Yep, all gay people evade taxes, don't get married, and don't work. They just sit around drinking cosmopolitans and talking about Vanity Fair.
You're fucking stupid, or afraid of your attraction to men. Either way, I can rest easy knowing you won't breed.
>>343294720
>still posting the damage control post-release art when in-game mei is clearly large
Why can't you just accept fat PEOPLE?
Im not homophobic
I just hate attention whores
And if your a man and you put effort into swaying your hips to look more efeminate then you're a fucking attention whore
But if you're gay and you were MANLY about it, then you're cool in my books
>>343294419
We need more visual proof of thatPlease
>>343294826
>life is not a disney fantasy realm
>people are mean to me
>maybe they are right
>404 fag not found
Tell me how being gay is... productive?
Most of the times is the oposite, because fags cant stand being enclosed and shut up like the rest of the lemmings.
>>343293147
I don't think anything has been uncovered yet, but it's an easy assumption
>there're gods AI not related to the omnics
>these are tied with an Egyptian theme
>evil organization is talon
>one of the main Egyptian god is associated with predatory bird
>it is suggested that the omnic crisis were caused by something controlling the omnic
>gods-ai are shown controlling omnic
>brainwashing agents is another them of talon
Blaming racial wars on a single evil being on top of making racism terrorism a programmed machination rather than a simple expression of hatred and propaganda is a rather obvious and cheap escaboutage, but then again I'm making this stuff basing on what I happened to gather here on /v/, I don't even play overwatch
>>343295002
>he doesn't like images of cocks in all forms of media around him 24/7
What are you, a fag?
>>343294826
>who they are
No, gay isn't who they are, it's an illness destroying who they are. And like all illnesses, can be cured.
Instead, they choose to deny christ and hold parades to show how sexually open they are and get in front of children to spread said illness, and then wonder why they're hated.
>>343295002
Some gay guys are subservient in bed and want to communicate that with more dominate men. Some straight guys do the same to more "butchy" women. What's wrong with wanting to communicate that?
Now, if they're standing on top of the table, girlishly squeeling "look at meeee" then I get where you're coming from.
>>343295261
>there're gods AI not related to the omnics
>these are tied with an Egyptian theme
But Anubis did try to make another Omni uprising
>>343294216
Heavy is dumb. Everything he says is dumb. Not just through an accent.
They just made a dumb Russian stereotype and then tried to retcon it after the fact with a bunch of background shit that makes no appearance in the character
>>343295164
>Confirmation bias
I live in Atlanta, where there are lots of queer people, and very few of them have been shitty or in my face about it. Matter of fact, the Pride parade here is becoming unpopular because too many straight people are going and making it about them, or whatever.
Meanwhile, how is being gay unproductive? You're the one claiming it's a drain on society, so the burden of proof falls on you. Do they not work? Do they evade taxes? And could you even prove that?
Matter of fact, actively hating a large group of people is less productive to society than just letting them be.
You're definitely a closet homosexual. You can die frustrated.
>>343294679
>implying homophobia is a phobia
>>343295291
Hey man, I see enough dicks in my day as it isLearning art is a pain
>>343295354
I see this guy, regularly, he walks like the biggest slut ever, every step involves his legs being posed at a 90 degree angleAlso he wears pants that are several sizes to small, and camel toes him, do you know how fucking horrifying it is to see a male camel toe? ONE BALL ON EACH SIDE