DUDE
WEEDLE LMAO
I am tired with these ugly as hell pokemon... im sorry but nintendo really is getting worse
>>343277989
The 3D makes it worse
Was the juggalo seal pokemon real or am I going to have to fucking kill myself?
>>343277851
New main
>>343278112
>Seal
Sealon anon with bad taste.
>>343277851
pokken when
>>343278029
i agree, if we still had sprites it would probably look half-decent
DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN
>>343278213
Nigger that clown seal 3rd stage evolution would have been the best thing to come from Pokemon since gen 4.
>>343279008
GRANDPA'S GETTING UPSET
>>343277851
>>343279008
i really really like this grandpa
>>343277851
I'm weirded out by the lack of pupils
still no evo for the starters?
>>343277851
>there is no way in hell that shit is an official pokemon
>it is
>>343279008
>We want the Youkai watch audience
>>343279794
>hating on based grandpa dragon
>>343279792
Not yet. The leaked Pokémon, assuming they are real, can all be found on the first island as wild Pokémon.
>>343279794
There's a chance that it's fake, but currently it seems like it's more likely to be real.
He's normal/dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTt65qAkR84
>>343280153
It's real. See >>343280398
>>343277989
Nintendo doesn't make Pokémon, doofus.
>>343277851
Wtf first niggers and now stoners. How degenerate can one game be?
>>343280398
>that fish
it's literally just a buttplug/fleshlight mouth combo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfdIlD4VF-Q
Can i chase my bullies with weeddragon
>>343280398
In what world are dragons "normal"?
>>343283020
>tfw Ponyta being the only fire option in D/P
>>343283998
The pokemon world?
>>343283998
grandpas are normal
>>343279008
FUCKING KIDSreal talk he is kinda cute
>>343283998
In what world are dragons 'real' and have to abide by retarded rules?
>>343280398
ay that bug thing is fucking cool
>>343285106
I wonder if it's fully evolved.
>Dragon
Looks weird as fuck.It'll probably grow on me, though.
>Fly
Looks ok.
>Rodent
It's ok.
>Gay fish
What were they thinking?
>>343285158
Probably
>>343285264
>liking pikachu MK.XII
>Fairy
>>343285318
I don't particularly like it. It's just ok.
>>343285106
I love this stupid fluffy grandpa and I want one. First of the non-starters revealed that I want on my team.
>>343285369
This guy is pretty cool.
so people are turning into genwunners now?
UGH THESE NEW POKEMON ARE SO BAD IT WAS BETTER IT MY DAY THEY WERE SO MUCH BETTER
>>343285308
Coolest bug since Heracross.
>>343285308
Based
>>343285843
>now
That has always happened everytime new pokemo are revealed.
>>343279971
You mean like since gen 2?
>>343285843
No, some of the new designs are just shit
Nobody is shitting on Vikavolt for instance because it's rad as fuck and is a good design
>>343285369
just rip my shit off
>>343285308
Middle evo
His abillity makes priority moves not work or something
The type will make him a good smogon bird counter if he is fast
>>343286114
Well if they're both based on hawaiian culture, then yea.
>>343280398
That bug thing is pretty sweet, even if it looks like Square Weedle.
>>343286193
Also
EYES
>>343286067
Who's Vikavolt again?
>>343286389
Beetle
>>343286389
The taser/railgun stag beetle
>>343286439
>>343286450
Looks nice. Hope they don't fuck up its third evo if it has one.
>>343286389
A kickass evolution to Grubbin, second stage is >>343286268
I dunno about you guys but I am loving me some Gatack Zectermon
>>343286496
it is the third evo
>>343286496
It IS the third evo
>>343280398
CUBUG
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>343285308
Holy fuck that thing is cool
>>343286660
that's actually Grubbin's cocoon form
>>343277851
>no lewds of weedragon yet
>>343280398
Pikachu clone this time looks garbage
>>343277989
You're not sorry
Why does Japan make based beetles
Fuck my whole life up
>>343286590
>>343286657
Hold up, that's a second stage? Everything about it screams first stage.
>>343286794
it's like they turned your drunk aunt into a fish
>>343286794
Well at least it's intentionally terrible
>>343286824
Grubbin > Battery thing > Vikavolt
>>343286824
grubbin -> chargebug -> vikavolt
>>343286794
Atleast it's not Lumineon. So I'm sure more people will atleast remember it.
>>343286824
it's a bug type so that's just par for the course
>>343286843
I suppose that explains the blue eyes, at least!
>>343286794
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
It rubs the lotion on it's skin...
>>343286843
>>343286867
it has a ridiculous ability though (nullifies priority moves)
also like you guys forgot Stunfisk - an ugly mon that is super popular because of that fact and it made money
>>343286824
The cube bug is the coccon stage of the beetle grub they showed off at e3
The badass taser stag bettle is the final evo
>>343286906
That makes me wonder if there's a single pokemon so forgotten it doesn't have porn. I doubt it.
>>343286964
Not saying that it's bad, just that it's looking terrible.
Intentionally terrible.
>>343286906
>Lumineon
What the fuck is this, I've literally never seen this pokemon before
>>343287058
exactly, hence why I brought up stunfisk
I am imagining this fish is a drag queen
>>343285843
Every time a new gen comes out people shift target to it.
It's been this way since gen 2. Also remember all the "overdesigned" gen 4 memes? People have literally shopped out Gen 4 and replaced it with 5 and now look back on Gen 4 fondly.
>>343285369
>Topu Keko
>yfw Drampa evolves by dying and becomes a skeleton
>Ghost/Dragon
>it's actually really intimidating underneath
>>343287083
i don't blame you. it's a pure water gen 4 pokemon that was glossed over because 1. it's easy to miss in sinnoh and 2. it has no niche
>>343287083
Welcome to Gen4. The most forgettable gen outside of Lucario and those awful evos to Magmar and Electabuzz.
>>343287156
Digimon did it better with SkullGreymon.
It's like George Lucas
>George gets the magical cgi
>now instead of going through the process of building everything by hand he can just whip it up in the computer
>Star wars starts looking retarded all of a sudden
>Nintendo gets the magical 3D
>instead having to craft each sprite by hand they can just whip it up in the computer
>Pokemon starts looking worse
This is just the beginning, I hope you all realize that what they showed us today is the best that they have
>>343287095
the Brux in Bruxish would mean to clench and grind one's teeth so this may be more teeth based, considering it's really sharp looking ones.
What about Hagigishiri (ハギギシリ), it's japanese name?
>>343287228
Yeah, cube with mandibles is fucken crazy
>>343286964
>nullifies priority moves
Haven't played Pokémon in like 15 years.
What exactly does that mean? Does it block the capability of moves that usually guarantee to be first strike (e.g. Quick Attack)?
Doesn't seem too ridiculous, if you ask me.
>>343285308
???
>>343287350
It's a bit more like the Desert Seltas
>>343287214
>awful evos to magmar
But magmortar is great. At the very least it's better then magmar, which just has boobs for eyebrows, at last magmortar has sick cannon arms
>>343287318
>What exactly does that mean? Does it block the capability of moves that usually guarantee to be first strike (e.g. Quick Attack)?
Yes, but not just the first strike part, the whole move
>>343287441
>the whole move
sick
sounds like a hardcounter to smogonbirbe
>>343277851
tree fiddy
>>343287441
>>Yes, but not just the first strike part, the whole move
Doesn't that practically remove those moves from the game, if that Pokémon manages to be feasible?
>>343287214
Garchomp
>>343287214
Gen 4's got a lot of memorables to me. Weavile, Gliscor, the Gible line, the Snover line, Porygon Z, Bronzong aka that stupid as fuck annoying bell that was the most annoying wall of Gen 4.
>>343287318
>>343286964
>Bruxish has Dazzle
>Speed priority moves do no damage to Bruxish
Tapu Koko's ability is Elekimaker
>Electric field activates when sent out
Other abilities:
Yungoos- Stakeout
>Does double damage if the enemy switches
Nekkoala- Definite Sleep
>The only status effect that works on this pokemon is sleep
A lot of these new abilities are interesting, and then they give us """""New""""" abilities for the cover legendaries which are just renamed Clear body and marvel scale
>>343287538
Bruxish would be a viable pokemon if its stats aren't shit, or anything else with Dazzle would be
>See annoying pokemon that relies on priority moves (re: Scizor)
>Change to Dazzle Pokemon
>Bullet Punch fails
>>343287291
hagigi is an onomatopoeia
>>343287318
moves that take precedence over regular moves, i.e. barriers or quick attack or extreme speed or sucker punch
>>343287538
>if that Pokémon manages to be feasible?
You know it won't be, at best they'll give those abilities to some other Pokemon in the next gen or something.
>>343287693
Both abilities and typings seem to be quite a bit more interesting this time around.
>>343285308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZb-um5Q2M
>>343277851
interesting design, but why the fuck normmal/dragon
>>343285369
>>343285308
fav for now
>>343286794
I hope this pkm will evolve like Feebas cause damn son, that design
>>343287762
>hagigi is an onomatopoeia
For?
>>343287014
I hope it's early in the game. I certainly would love to run through the game with vikavolt in the party.
>>343285106
Loving it
>>343287228
Pokemon sprites looked awful, mate. Not that the models are good, but they're better than any sprite GF shat out.
>>343288006
It's shown to be an early early pokemon, like outside your house pokemon. it's your regional early bug like pikipek is for birds
>>343287853
dunno about what that guy is saying, but "gigi" is Japanese for catfish family
>>343277851
Chinigger dragon is already best dragon.
>>343286723
>wanting grampa lewds
>>343287214
>Electivire
>bad
>Torterra, Empoleon, Toxicroak, Staraptor, Honchkrow, Mismagius, Yanmega, Gliscor, Giratina
>forgettable
>>343280398
>Kuwaganon
One letter off from Kuwagamon, a Digimon.
>Jijiron
One letter off from Jijimon, a Digimon.
Is Game Freak even trying?
>>343288675
Kuwaga = Stag Beetle
Jiji = Old man
Problem?
>>343288675
>digimon names are literally word + mon
>pokemon names are literally a corruption and/or pun of one or two words mashed together
>WOOOOW
MAKE SOMETHING DIFFERENT
HOW MANY TIMES CAN I COLLECT 8 BADGES
>dranpa doesn't evolve and has below average stats
>zikavolt is the typical fast evolving cocoon threevo with shite stats
Calling it now.
>>343286794
I'M. STILL. HUNGRY.
>>343289023
>zikavolt is the typical fast evolving cocoon threevo with shite stats
they stopped doing that since Gen V anon
yes, fucking Vivillon can fuck your shit up with Compound Eyes Hurricane
>>343288956
That really helped Final Fantasy.
why does grandpa dragon look comfy
I just want a new Mexican pokemon
>>343289130
>vivillion fucking anyone one up with it's shit stats
It's easily removed with a priority move.
>>343289158
From Steampunk, to Dystopia to Post-modern, back to fantasy, on to MMO.
Damn straight it worked for Final Fanta.
>yfw they made this a pokemon
>>343285369
>One of the best types coupled with another great type that will most likely come with levitate.
>>343289223
Some border jumping pest perhaps?
>>343289232
>Vivillon
>shit stats
while it's no Scolipede it can actually carry you through end game unlike shit like Butterfree or Wormadam
it's like Leavanny
>>343285106
Is that normal or steel?
If its normal its fucking screwed.
>>343289232
252 Atk Choice Band Rayquaza Extreme Speed vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Vivillon: 252-297 (83.7 - 98.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>343289269
TOUCH FLUFFY BUG
>>343289283
that's a grandma
>>343289331
normal dragon
>>343289290
It has Elekimaker, which is a new ability that applies Electric Field when it comes into battle.
Field abilities equivalent to weather ones is kind of cool
>>343289323
I would never argue that the single player in pokemon is challenging enough for you to not use whatever you wanted.
>>343285106
>my dearest Ocelotte, are you hiding from me?
>>343289029
....that explains the vore fetish.
Guys it's anelder dragon
>>343289408
nah, even in single player your average bugmon are really shit
Vivillon actually has seen competitive play, especially unsuspecting people with its Powder move (priority move that makes the enemy explode when they use a Fire type move)
>>343289323
Vivillion is pretty good in the right match up with compound eye, sleep, quiverdance, hurricane spam
>>343289269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCaOpi5EvqM
Bee fly.
>>343289483
>>343286794
If you really truly hate this thing, best to get it out of your system right now because you're going to be seeing it a lot. The ability it has grants complete immunity from priority attacks, and being part Water means it's a complete check to Talonflame while being immune to Fake Out and Sucker Punch.
>>343289510
exactly
>>343289483
fuck
>>343289534
not just immunity, it outright nullifies them
so even in doubles, it wrecks an enemy attempting to use a priority move
>>343289381
SOILED IT
Why is Gamefreak having such a hardon about tacking normal onto other types lately, last gen we had 2 pokemon who could have been great if they didn't have the normal issue, I mean I guess they really were pushing that Hyper Voice stab but god damn.
>>343277989
Don't even bother. These filthy pokemon manchildren defend the newest games regardless.
It amazes me how gamefreak continues to outdo themselves with these awful looking monster designs.
>>343277989
>Drampa
>ugly
>>343289639
pappy dragon has a new ability though called Frenzy
>>343286794
Can't wait until someone draws pictures of it sucking a dick
>>343289534
Its the astetic, no everyone is a competitive battler.
I am, but even then I'd probably not touch the fish due to its looks, unless it was Landorus T or Kangaskhan tier.
>>343289720
Machamp's arms and legs Constricted while Bruxish sucks his dick
>>343289639
What's wrong with Normal?
>>343289714
Yeah, but the normal typing makes it weak to the most common attacking type in the game.
>>343289760
It could help take down Bravest Bird
>>343289815
we'll see what grandaddy could offer
I wonder if he is too old for furries
>>343289818
Talonflame is already easy to take down.
>>343289845
we have mature MILF fetishes, so chances are the male equivalent exists
I can honestly say these Pokemon released so far look based as fuck for the most part even the bad designs aren't that bad looking compared to other gen bad designs.
Who cautiously optimistic about this gen? You can really only go up after that shitfest called Gen 6. Plus GameFreak's second generation on the same hardware is always vastly superior to the previous one for some reason (Gen 2>Gen 1 on GB, Gen 3 is weak because no second gen on GBA, Gen 5>Gen 4 on DS)
I was expecting shit posting about 420blazeit drsgon and instead it's about the new designs and old man drsgon.
>>343289956
there are daddy furs (see: that dragon's dad in Morenatsu) but I'm not sure if Drampa hasn't crossed the line
>>343277851
IGNORANT SLAVES
>>343289639
>hating on Normal
>only one weakness, which doesn't really matter with the second type being dragon
>has total immunity against ghost
>a lot of common moves become STAB
>>343280398
They may have gone too far in a few places.
>>343290064
dragon doesn't resist fighting
>>343277989
Yes we need more people like Voltorb and Executorb.
>>343290173
I stand corrected on that point then, my mistake.
>>343279008
Why does it have ghosts for wings?
>>343290053
OCELOT IS THAT YOU?
>>343277851
THE NEVERENDING STOOOORY!
>>343290053
Oceiros is a good nickname for Drampa, you're right.
>>343287228
redlettermedia?
>>343277851
>Jijiilon
- Cool name
- Weird type
- Is a chinese dragon
I'm so gonna put this guy in my team
>>343290423
Thats it, Im naming this fucker Falcor when I catch one
>>343277989
You're just now realizing this? Did you forget everything past Gen 2?
>>343290546
I'm naming it "Puff".
>Tapukoko
>gets Electric Terrain as an ability
>Electric/Fairy
RIP Breloom.
>>343279074
>Since gen IV
>Implying gen IV wasn't the shitiest gen
Wew lad
these are deviantart fakemons right
>>343285106
>>343285308
>>343285369
right?
>>343290729
Breloom died when talonflame became a thing
>>343290957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTt65qAkR84
>>343290992
if you couldn't tell by the picture he's baiting
>>343289534
not unless it has a shitty state and/or movepool
>>343290989
>Still OU
nah. If newmon has good stats then Breloom's moving down to UU for the first time in its life as it will literally not fear Breloom whatsoever as it's resistant to both it's STABs andimmunity to spore
>>343285369
>a non pink, non faggot looking fairy
YES
>>343290267
Fuck off, bait faggot. They were the mimic of Pokemon in their time.
>>343285369
why does it look like a nigger
>>343291069
im not baiting I legit think those old sprites look better
>>343285308
CAST OFF
CHANGE, STAG BEETLE
CLOCK UP
>>343286193
Laziest shit ever what is Game Freak smoking?
>>343285308
>battery bug turns into a bug zapper
pretty clever 2bh
>>343291431
>laziest
>>343291193
what a piece of shit mimic, KI's mimicuties were much better
>>343287214
Gen 4 is redeemed since it introduced Weavile and physical / special split but yeah D/P/Plat were bad
>>343288675
>Digimon invented the terms for beetles and old men
HOW CAN POKEMON EVEN COMPETE?
>>343291356
>wanting to be associated with the cucked rider
>>343291514
>Plat
I'll fight you to the death anon.
>>343291431
>9-volt battery cocoon
>Lazy
Nigga it's cool as fuck. Better than another standard cocoon.
>>343291483
Well what else would you call it? Even Deviant Art fags put in more effort, This thing is just a simple cube with lines
>>343285308
Vikavolt is basically shaped like Vic Viper. Not likely coincidence. Supercool.
>>343279008
>>343285308
>>343285369
>>343286794
These are literally digimon. I bet they can even digivo-I mean mega evolve too.
>>343291562
>Cuck rider
>Not TheBee, which everyone had a go with
>>343291602
Sorry underage, try playing a less shitty entry for your first Pokemon game
>>343289639
Steel is weak to fighting too though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7lmAc3LKWM
>>343291661
>literally digimon
it's not a monstergirl though
>>343291104
Well, Tapu Koko it's a legendary. If it's strong enough on it's own it might not even stay in OU.
>>343291643
>rectangular
>calls it cube
I want elementary school students to leave
also
>cocoon
>outfitted with defense measures like a taser while drawing motif for a battery
much better than the shitty excuse of a mimic Voltorb line is
>>343291681
the person I mean
Kagami is Tendo's slut
>>343291684
If you could give me an argument for why Platinum is bad (when it fixed many of the problems with D/P), maybe I could take you more seriously.
>>343291958
Literally the entire cast is Tendo's slut. Kagami just has highest priority in getting Tendo dick.
>>343287214
Just because you hated it doesn't mean it was shit.
Don't be Kotaku.
>>343292027
so he's a Clock Slut
>>343291684
Platinum is arguably one of the best games in the series
>>343292120
>>343291454
>bug zapper
nigga do you even /m/
>>343290406lemmie borrow tree fiddy
Goodra's gramps
>>343279008
THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343291562
>cucked rider
Doesn't he get the girl at the end? Or was that just the movie? Point stands regardless.
>things look similar to other things therefore we cannot have new things
>>343279971
Yeah, they probably do. Why wouldn't they?
>>343287217
And so the concept is never allowed to be touched upon ever again
>>343291759
>underboob
god that shit is the best
>>343293325
It's not that great anon, that's usually where sweat accumulates.
>>343293524
That kinda makes it even better
>>343293620
Degenerate.
>Vika volt
>Zika virus
>>343285308
>Railgun Bug
Permanent team member right here.
>>343293652
sorrynot sorry
>>343293696
You do your thing.
HENSHIN
>>343293524
Not when the underboob is bare.
>>343277851
Literally my mom's dog mixed with my little sister
>>343293654
>word rhymes with zika so it's obviously a reference to zika virus xD
So what about Pikachu?
>>343294132
>>343294132
no, not here
I'm sorry
>>343294643
kek
>>343294543
DELETE THIS
>>343294175
It's just a prank bro
>>343294643
You know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking Gamecube. That's it. They drew a real life Gamecube and made it cartoony. Seriously, it looks like someone took my mom's Gamecube and put it in the game.
Older pokemon actually had personalities to them. They had quirks that separated them from actual consoles. This thing? It's. Just. A. GAMECUBE.
>>343289023
The trailer showed the second form in the upper twenties, so it's possible that RailBug won't appear until level 32 or close to that
>>343294132
Dude
>>343286906
>hating on based Lumineon
Get out, you underaged fag
>>343286794
>Literally my mom's triggerfish
>>343293684
Seriously, if Gamefreak keeps this up I can finally get a /k/ team together. Octillery and Clawitzer are my niggas, and Blastoise is always sweet.
Huh. Why are all of these weapon/gun pokemon water type? Maybe because of water guns or something? Are those popular in Japan?
>>343294884
Very well memed
Really hope Vikavolt gets a signature move based on its rail-pincers.
>>343295880
>Underaged
I'm literally turning twenty-five in two months.I wish I was five years younger again.
>>343294007
CAST OFF
CHANGE
STAG BEETLE
>>343286906
>>343287083
It's really easy to spot newfags by just showing Lumineon
Gen 2 has more forgettable mons
>>343295880
Literally only underageb@s that had D/P/Pt as their first game would remember Lumineon.