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>>343228689
???
I see nothing wrong desu.
>>343228689
What were they thinking?
>>343228689
Hang on. Let me press that blue button there.
The RC mission in Vice City still triggers me to this day
The success of Sony
>>343229281
I like it.
>>343228689
why da DO button blue?
>>343229281
It's okay. They cry too much though.
>>343228990
get the fuck out now
>>343229281
It's completely autistic
>>343229281
It's starts out okay, but progressively gets worse as it goes on
At this point any characters that you liked in the beginning are some of the biggest pieces of shit ever, ie Pearl. Or they go from interesting and mysterious characters to full on edge mode and pecimism, ie Lapis
Like holy fuck the only good character is Peridot and that's not saying much
>>343229281
It's what happens when Judaism meats hero warrior culturejust like Undertale
>>343229281
It's an sjw cartoon. It's been stripped completely of any humor, violence or anything remotely entertaining. It's literally "muh multiculturalism" and rah-rah gurl power xD.
I recommend Clarence for old timey style kids and their adventures or Uncle Grandpa for its non-linear humour and vivid art style.
>>343229281
It's literally a show for tumblr. CN has been complete dogshit for 6 years now.
>>343230058
My nephew and niece were just watching Regular Show.
I over heard some body in the show calling some one else "Normie scum."
Good shit.
>>343228689
>Letter on button isn't centered
Who thought this was a good idéal?
>>343229281
I like it but I can also see how people wouldn't like it also. I'd only ever recommend it to a certain people
>>343228689
BUT FIRST
>>343228689
>Placing B before A
Why?
>>343228689
MOVE
IT
OVER
>>343230648
The real half A press.
>>343230758
It's graphed you fuck head.
A is first.
It makes sense. A-B X-Y is logically superior.
>>343230185
i think the moment i heard that line in the show i almost had a heart attack
>>343228990
it's good but the forced drama is bad.
>>343229281
liberal propaganda: the cartoon
>>343229281
SJW: The Cartoon
Hey can we stop talking about steven universe and talk about video games? because if steven universe is bad or good or tumblr scum iis your speculation of what it is end of story.
td;dl everyone shut the fuck up about Steven universe
>>343228689
FUCKING NORMIE A PRESSERS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
"Nah"
>>343229281
You'll never get a real answer here
>>343231178
Is it common?
>>343231912
what is?
>>343231667
What's his name again?
>>343229281
I've watched a couple of episodes and I still don't understand what is the point of any of that other than to make a american anime, act as lib propaganda of all things
Only insecure social media teens watch this shit and praise it for the sjws, kids don't watch it because it's not funny, adults don't watch it because it looks just like the adventure time tripe Cartoon Network is shitting out.
>>343232136
Jose Vargas, also known as "Angry Joe" Vargas, who has a program on YouTube called The Angry Joe Show.
>>343232136
Furious Fernie
>>343232364
Must have seen Angry Video Game Nerd and copied thinking being 'angry' was marketable.
>>343230760
The attack the light app is pretty good for a super simple jrpg
>>343232136
Mad Max
>>343231912
Yes, it is. Tumblrfags and "dank xD" facebook pages post it unironically all the time.
>>343229281
I've watched a few episodes with people at uni.
It's a generic shonen about a fat kid who tries to make friends with all the alt space girls he meets/lives with.
I wouldn't ever watch the show on my own, and I can say that I don't get the appeal of it but maybe if I was a kid I'd like it
>>343229962
I love watching Clarence with myownson
>>343230760
This has to be the shittiest opinion l have read all day. Time to go back to tumblr famalam
>>343229281
S1 is great if you like slice of life with animu nods
S2 is garbage because they started pandering to their fanbase instead of keep the show flowing and killed everything good about the characters for forced drama.
S3 is going the same way with "peridot does stupid cute shit ep 10"
>>343232051
For the show to say that?
>>343231220
>>343228689
but first...
>>343234668
Simply epic.
>>343230648
this is shooped
i can tell by the pixels
this is related to this fred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTJQTc-TqpU&spfreload=10
>>343230648
there is no such thing like a half press, come to fuck on.
>>343229281
Autistic trash, the only people who like it are those that came here from tumblr during gg and never left
>>343229281
It's not for everyone, but I like it.
>>343236641
>the reviews were unfair with knack
KNACK IS BACK BABY
>>343237252
>>343237252
OH-OOOHHH
DID ANYBODY SAY THE MOOOONEY?
>>343234668
Anyone have the image comparing
"QPU posters to Henry Posters"?
>>343236641
>all thread titles except one are white
Why break consistency for one snip
>>343237696
Welp,
now you gotta die man.
>>343237252
>>343237509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc
>>343230758
the 'main' button is meant to be closer to your hand, so kids can still play.
>>343237252
>>343237509
OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT KNACK DONT YOU
Doom is 3D
>>343235745
fuck off TJ '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Henry''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Yoshi
>>343234785
And from seeing many photoshops in your time?
We need to bring that phrase back
>>343229281
To be honest never ask /v/ anything, they hate anything popular and praise everything obscure and not popular. /v/ is just a bunch of hipster NEETS. The show isn't bad, I enjoy it cause it has an interesting story.
>>343237696
damn, you furry now
>>343236641
>So I am playing Earthbound and it is terrible so far, am I doing it wrong?
>Earthbound is factually a terrible game
They aren't wrong
>>343229281
It starts out with kinda comfy slice of life stuff with monsters and eventually starts doing more serious plot arcs. Characters were interesting enough for me to keep watching.
Nice background and palettes. Music's neat too.
If you just watch the show and don't go anywhere near the cancerous fanbase you might like it.
>>343229765
Hell this, i hate how Pearl turned into a lesbian desperate for a necroscissor show and how every episode is a tear festival
>>343238485
sadly, people are gonna take it too literally. it won't come back.
>>343229281
If you ask 4chan it's awful sjw trash that should be burned
If you ask literally anywhere else it's one of the best animated shows on TV
Shows pretty good desu
>>343238954
>plug it back in
>it still works
>continue to use it with the constant fear of it breaking inside of a jack.
>>343239183
desu
it's boring as fuck, as in, there's no action going on at all
it's fun to watch if you catch it on tv, but i don't like it's muh morals shit
>>343229281
Trash. I have a friend who sometimes sings "this is garnet, back together" when we hang out. It's annoying.
>>343238406
it is not possible to have 2 paths cross over one another, the 3rd dimension is an illusion of the engine when in fact doom guy only exists on a 2d plane
>>343236530
I don't get it.
>>343236641
It's like a forum of kotaku writers
>>343239392
Doomguy moves on a 2D plane, but his environment exists in 3D space. It's entirely possible to move like that in real life, just don't ever jump.
>>343231038
>X is horizontal axis
>X on top of layout
Nintendo being dumbfucks as usual
>>343233271
>jrpg
That's not what that is.
>>343229281
Here's a hint. People who tell you something along the lines is MAN THIS PLACE IS FULL OF NEET HATERS LOSERS CONTRARIANS HIPSTERS [THING] IS GOOD are butthurt fanboys. You can do a quick evaluation of anything by observing the intellect of the average fan and their obsession levels.There are no good cartoons airing, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>343228689
The letters on the buttons are not centered...
>>343228689
Video games.
Females.
Straight people.
>>343239502
>Top 10 Games of 2015
fun
>>343237696
You're the vilest scum I've ever seen in my life holy shit anon
>>343228689
The B button being green always bothered me.
>>343228689
Yes but only half
>>343237696
MY WAIFU IS PURE NO MORE THANKS ASSHOLE
>>343240735
MODS MODS MOOOOODS
>>343241461
Your waifu rather be with a nigger then to be with your fat ass with a small dick
>>343229281MLPis better.
anti-cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihWsOcbS_E
>>343241648
SOMEONE CALL BARNEYFAG
>>343241648
rip thread
>>343241648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLonbjR_nuc
>>343234551
only thing this triggers is my dick.
>>343231220
>>343234668
Can someone explain this please?
Bio = water
>>343239349
steven is the only one of them that really cares much for morals. the rest of them don't give two shits if they steal or break shit.
>>343242479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>343239971
you really can't judge something by its fans. plenty of good shit has extremely retarded fans.
>>343228689
When your bro hands you your controller
>>343229281
The show is slightly enjoyable, but it's really fucking hard to get past the SJW elements, they're everywhere.
Literally 2 of the characters exist to have no personality than being gay and to pander.
>>343242479
speedrunning glitching autism
>>343229281
They squeeze in femnazi and gay stuff every few episodes, but it's ok; pretty obnoxious at times.
>>343239219
true story
>>343241106
I'm undefeated at this mini-game
Why can't my friends spin a stick?
>>343229281
It has a high number of "peggy hill" tier characters that are just outright terrible people.
>>343236641
no pls
>>343242479
The meme or the art style? The style is based off the Voynich manuscript, a book written in an unknown language that seemingly covers alchemist shit.
>>343237696
YOU DID FUCKING WHAT.
>>343228689
games that are actually good
>>343234668
This is amazing.
![e394ec08b1f5d57289813eca83c5e14a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L3aFmRT.jpg "e394ec08b1f5d57289813eca83c5e14a[1]")
>>343238954
God dammit
>>343243698
he's got the lion. and Amethyst is pretty bro-tier. she reminds me of The Flea from Mucha-Lucha for some reason
Nintendo's continued existence
>>343242479
It's a meme based on some challenge/speedrunner videos.
>>343242641
>>343242641
I watched this entire thing.
What the fuck.
This poor autistic little man spent THAT MUCH TIME trying to do something totally arbitrary and worthless.
fuck me, i thought i was sad, but this is a whole new level of depressing.
>>343242641
Jesus Christ
WHY?!
>>343247087
he enjoys what he does and has friends who he does it with
what more could you want
>>343247184
OH OH
DID ANYBODY SAY KNAAAAAAAAACCKKK???
>>343247259
Its funny how you argue the value of doing something arbitrary and worthless by stating that doing it is worth its own merit by arguing with an anonymous person online about something that shouldn't really matter to you in a thread that will most likely be deleted within a few hours anyway.
>>343246779
this isn't triggering, it's just odd
>>343247729
>>343247729
DELETE THIS
>>343239971
You sound like a shithead yourself, anon. Grow up and stop being so bitter.
>>343247087
>>343247684
>dumb weeb thinks he's above this person while acting like a tryhard nihilist
>>343247684
i think its funny how you're really overthinking things
>>343248072
>>343248110
>Hill hivemind
>>343248123
Damn, that's some sick projection. /co/ is so sensitive.
>>343248412
I had a feeling and I fucking went for it anyways
Should've waited for the replies
>>343248348
>using projection wrong
>>343248412
GOD DAMN IT
>>343238406
i don't get it
>>343248523
>baseless assumptions are not projection when I do it
Hmm, that's close to /co/, but not quite. I wonder what other place on the internet is like a twisted, dishonest, severely mentally handicapped version of /co/.
>>343247729
I hope this is fake.
>>343248412
stupid memers
>>343248934
what do you think anon
>>343248220
>>343248189
>I think its funny how you wage slaves spend your time arguing with the voice of reason about a subject that shouldnt even matter while the capitalists are showering in your money and black people are cucking you with your own daughters and mexicans are selling drugs to your dog
I've got cringe-worthy memes and implications to spare
fight me
>WAKE UP AMERICA
>>343248869
no, baseless assumptions are not always projection. in fact, youre assuming im projecting right now without a basis for that claim, so does that mean youre projecting too?
>>343249040
Jesus fuck you're so lost in your own insanity.
That's kinda sad, I feel bad for `NEET"s like you. Take note of what I mean by those quotes btw.
>>343249040
you need a break
>>343248412
BAZINGA!!!
>>343247729
This could be fake, but god damn it made me sad reading it
>>343248412
not mommy
Thumbnail of Mega Man's angry eyes.
>>343229281
I Rike It.
first epsisodes are a put off and the main character is a whiny fag. he is a kid though.
>>343249004
Why are women so fucking crazy man.
>>343248412
AARHH
>>343248412
BLIZZAGA
no tina no buy
>>343249623
>furry porn
>shameful
get a load of this uncooked sausage
>>343247729
This fucking shit. I'm simultaneously pissed as hell and saddened by this text. I'd legitimately kill if this happened to me.
>>343249623
>im just having fun.
If you call that fun, I guess.
You can lie to me, if you'd like. But you can't lie to yourself.
>>343249004
These women need to kill themselves.
>>343247729
>>343242479
sure thing senpai
>>343248412
Damn
>>343248412
Triggered.
>>343247181
why not?
>>343249913
>>343249839
Its not lying, im legitimatly having fun, also, do you guys mind if i say more things that make people mad at me? my internet is powered by (you)s.
>Implying futa is gay
>Implying that SS wasnt an important addition to the Legend of Link series.
>Implying DOTA can even compare to LOL
>Implying staying at a solid 30 fps isnt patrician tier already
>Implying implications
>>343249004
Yeah but literally how the fuck do you not lose attraction to someone after so many years? If you still only think and want to fuck someone after that long then you're fucking weird bro
You are now aware that Pannenkoek2012 never actually says "But first...!" in his video.
It's something like "[...], but to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes."
>>343249004
It is my belief that without the internet, we wouldn't have to worry about shit like this. Or at least, we could live the rest of our lives being ignorant about it.
>>343248412
>>343250092
proof that math is retard garbage
>>343250316
you're getting 2 (you)s per post by the same 2 people
you're not trolling, anon. you're having a half-hearted conversation
>>343248412
Sigh
>>343250316
I fucking hate this picture.
>>343248412
Not again
>>343250439
he says "but first" within the first 30 seconds referring to having to go on a tangent to talk about half a presses though
>>343248412
gosh darnit :D
>>343236641
>Super Mario All-Stars is a truly horrible remake
But that's true though.
>>343250628
An attention whore.
>>343229281
The porn of the white girl is good
>>343230648
delet
>>343250569
literally triggered
>>343250316
Sounds more like a you're just a teenager or woman (or someone who just has low self-importance) who always needs validation for their posts.
But then again, that's the go-to (and only) reason why I could possibly think anyone would ever use phrase "giving/getting (You)s` and anything similar around the concept.
>>343250887
>this
>>343250904s-sauce?
>>343247729
psh... thats what redditors get
>>343248412
will sheldor break into her house and do it himself
I want his autograph
>>343248412
>tfw you're unironically starting to believe in meme magic
>>343248412
GODAMNIT STOP THIS SHIT
>>343247729
ouch
that was a downer
>>343248412
GOD DAMN IT
MY MOM IS ACTUALLY DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TTO DYING STOP THIS SHIT PLS
>>343247729
>I played a part in getting my own son getting falsely arrested and expelled
>getting my own son getting
oh fuck off, at least proofread your shit
>>343242641
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLonbjR_nuc
>you will never have a scuttlebug jamboree
>>343248412
Joke's on you faggot, I open images with only my left eye open looking at the leftmost part of the image first.
>>343252170
FUCKING SEGA!
>>343252434
except /vg/ is a cesspool of cancer, /vr/ is dead and who cares about /vp/
>>343248412
FUCK YOU MAN
>>343248412
BAZOOKA
>>343252579
>meanwhile /v/ is worse than all three combined
>>343252434
/vg/ is nothing but waifu shitposting
>>343252579
the good half of /vg/ is much better than /v/
/v/ is a complete cesspool of underage cancer so I don't see the room to talk
>>343252853
t. millennial who's never gone to /vg/ aside from the worst of it because he's so new to the website
>>343248412
DUXK ME FUCK YUNMEMER
>>343247729
Jesus, I can't imagine what that guy's son must feel.
>>343250628
>>343250887
It's funny, the whole style of the comic, it's humor, the way the "points" it's trying to drive home are laid out, it is so ridiculously presumptious and condescending and conceited, you can just tell the author is the specialest snowflake ever even if that wasn't explicitly what the comic is about. It's just "a" tumblr comic. It's something about some guy who is SO smug and radical and knows everything better than anyone. It could be about anything, it could be about their gender, their political views, their favourite tv show, it would just make you cringe all the same.
At least, that's the effect it has for everyone but *other* tumblr-folk, who have this anti-establishment idea ingrained into their mindset so hard, that they don't see themselves as "the average guy" that's being looked down upon, not one of those invisible strawmen providing smug-guy with opportunities to to dismantle them and use a lot of curse words in the process, but as an extension of that guy, as part of the special nosey elite who knows better than everyone else as well. It just makes me a bit sad. These people must be so incredibly lonely.
>>343248412
fuck you
>>343229281
Everyone turns to shit or boring to even care about any more. Now the only one that actually has something to go for is zim. I would have prefered the show to be about Conny now
>>343248412
stop
>>343254052
>>343248412
>>343248412
ZIMBABWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343248412
GAH
>>343248412
Fuck you
>>343252579
>>343252853
Each /vg/ general has its own culture.
The Fire Emblem and Persona generals are basically waifu posting.
Some like the World of Warcraft general are an uncontrolled circlejerk.
The Katawa Shoujo and Undertale generals the worst possible outcome, where you have the worst of them all combined.
Then you have some like the Shin Megami Tensei general, with actual game discussion.
>>343254052
ech
>>343234668
>>343242479
>>343242641
>>343247087
>>343247181
>>343250076
I think we're finally under 30 A presses, at least for inside the levels
>>343242641
incredible
>>343252959
>>343253047
literally every general is waifufaggotry
every. single. one.
>>343252976
Hey a smart person!
>>343256804
What the fuck dude, shit man. Aw fuck. FUCK
>>343248412
>>343248412
Oh thank god, I thought it something much worse
>>343252976I like the episode with the townsfolk more than the episodes focused around the gems. I really only care about the actual non-drama shit.
>>343252358
>someone posts an Undertale thread
>"what is there left to discuss? fuck off underautists"
>someone posts a thread of some other game discussed to death for almost a decade
>nobody complains
eh, that's life
![sean_strike_the_hedgehog_by_darkneozero-d398937[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/a3tfr8a.png "sean strike the hedgehog by darkneozero-d398937[1]")
>>343241767
>tfw hiatus
>>343258606
Ain't gonna be sad about it, you'd think they would give them a fucking oscar or something
>>343228990
fuck off /co/ you fucking degenerates
>>343249860
kill who?
>>343250316
>poke'mon
>>343250628
so are they a boy or a girl
>>343252579
You just proved the point of that image.
>>343258845
>likes
>video games
>>343231783
Now I know why Drake always looked so familiar to me
he was modeled after the hacker from ss1
>>343232136
Why the fuck does everyone alliterate the name when his name isn't an alliteration
>>343250628
I don't have time or patience to read any of that that bullshit so that artist needs to pick something normal to call yourself or be prepared to be shunned, laughed at or ignored.
This is probably the same reaction that 99% of normal people experience when encountering these weirdos.
>>343259587
you mean she went from invader zim to fanfiction invader zim, right?
>>343258662
JFK Reloaded, my grandma caught me playing that once. She voted for JFK in the 60's. I got no McDonalds that day.
>>343242641
>Wow that's a lot of detail, but I guess it's kind of interesting
>"Now you're probably wondering what I need all this speed for, after all I do build up speed for 12 hours."
What.
>"But to answer that we need to talk about parallel universes.
WHAT.
>>343259838
This.
I can't stand that green shit, and just went they actually got a good episode with steven floats, we get another "peridot doing unfunny shit" episode
>>343259175
>SH-SHUT UP KEK! DUMB LIBERAL KEK!
Did /sug/ moved to /v/ or something?
>>343258861
>>343260231
Aren't you supposed to be in your cuck shed, Bjorn?
>>343230867
Honestly, I find the modern Scuttlebug design to be the most triggering thing in this thread.
>>343260028
She's popular because she's everything horrible about modern anime characters besides humongous tits in one annoying brat.
>>343247729
Why the fuck would you ever want to be a woman when this is how they think and operate; these poor dumb broads know they're lucky to have decent looking guys who are good husbands, and they still can't bring themselves to fuck them. If you were in a similar position, as a guy, you wouldn't have much of an issue with 'settling' for a woman who is only moderately attractive
>>343228689
So, why is this supposed to trigger me?Also, where is Carlos when you need him?
Someone post that pic of the girl using the 64 controller
You know the one.
>>343260712
meant for >>343249004 fuck I've been drinking
>>343242641
this is pure distilled autism. sweetest nectar
>>343250316
>Not his hair
>Charizard not a Dragon typeinb4 Mega X
>Not his hair
>Fus Ro Dah yet no blastwave
>NOT HIS FUCKING HAIR
>>343247087
The guy is a professor in math or comp sci. This is just his hobby; which he applies his skillset to. Not everything that takes expertise is automatically autistic, dumbass
>>343230648
Is this the most forced meme in recent history?
>>343252434
Only 1/4th of /vg/ is people actually playing together and having fun. The other 3/4ths are elitists circlejerking around an MMO/mobile RPG, waifuposting from anime games, and /qa/ spoonfeeding from rogue/other games.
Bonus part is that it ironically became a Naruto containment board.
>>343242885
Is there any joy more pure and simple than fucking with you mother.
>>343260330
Source? And is it porn?
>>343239369
you should get better friends
>>343262115
Will you be my friend?
>>343239369
cute, i went to a meeting full of spergs chanting the theme song while one of them was cosplaying the epic meme skeleton from undertale.
Atleast I bopped everyone on tr4sh
>>343260438
>He likes Classic Scuttlebug
MY NIGGA!
1
2
34
>>343229281
It's pretty good, just most of 4chan is underage faggots who get triggered over nothing.
>>343260438
idk why they changed the design. the old one was perfect
>>343232136
Annoyed Carlos
>>343242885
That shouldn't be this funny.
>>343250628
>age 7
>no idea what genders were
nigga you knew what boys and girls were and you knew you were a girl
tomboy isn't a new gender
>>343249004
People are scum?
>>343250904
She's Pearlfect
>>343252434
Dude in the months leading up to /vp/ being made, it was seriously awful. Half of the threads on /v/ were pokemon threads, and half of the posts in those threads were avatar fagging RP posts.
>>343238954
don't fuck with me here man
>>343241656
I beg thy pardon?
it doesnt make sense. slaves are people they have organs and make poo (bio waste). a slave should be the value of live organs times 6 +estimated production of bio waste in a month and thats a steal
>>343265332
Is that like Old elite? or some other game?
>>343261542
It sure is. I'm so tired of this shit.
>>343261957
Probably by an artist who does porn, but it's humanized horse and used to land people who posted it an incredibly timely ban.
>>343265332
Slaves probably have shit tier health and various diseases making their organs not valuable.
>>343249004
Don't live in the same place as your girlfriend. Don't get married. Familiarity breeds contempt on all sides.
>>343260330
>summoning barneyfag in 3, 2 ,1...
delete this
>>343229281
I like it but I'm pretty sure it has a cancerous fanbase honestly not sure but seeing as /co/ pushed the Steven Universe general over to /trash/ its safe to assume it is.
>>343241106
The outcome of a full night of mario party 1 minigames.
>>343229962
>non-linear humor
Oh my god, I KNOW right?? Uncle G is SO RANDUMZ XD
>>343268489
>triggered
It seems that image did its job just fine.
>>343258662
Undertale gets that reaction because the flood of threads was even worse than Dark Souls 3 and Overwatch were. To the point that the entire game nearly got pushed to /vg/
>>343269196
Ain't gonna be sad about it, you'd think they would give them a fucking oscar or something
>>343236641
What a wonderful place
>>343270312
I saw this in another thread the other day and triggered the fuck out of me. That place has a massive sony bias.
According to them Uncharted 4 was basically the second coming of jesus.
>>343229281
Its got fusions and shit so it's okay.
Don't expect to get the lore at a decent pace.
>>343270312
Is that a favela level?
What game is this?
>>343270312
This is advanced cognitive dissonance. I would hypothesize that half that board own shares in sony related stock if I didn't know better. Top cuck.
>>343269681
No one is try to take your gays away.
>>343270312
This can't be real. I refuse to believe this.
>>343234179
>generic shonen
It's mahou shoujo with a male protag. How can you be so blind?
>>343270993
Meant for >>343270312
>>343270312
Considering so many Sony fanboys put graphics over gameplay, you'd think they'd see the huge difference between the two
>>343271282
The problem with that is assuming a fanboy can remain objective when one thing has his logo of choice on it
>>343271198
TITS AND ASS
>>343250707
Oh absolutely.
My first time playing the original Mario was with All. The block physics were horrifying and I chalked it up to the game being 'old'. The original is completely superior, as it non only encourages you to bounce off blocks, but having fewer lives means you have actual incentive to collect coins.
>>343270312
>Lower quality blurry shadows, some shadows outright missing
>Extremely low res 1 dimensional trees can't even see individual branches for trees in the distance
>Blurry lower res environment textures
>Buildings are blurry and completely missing details like doors and windows
>Most likely running below 1080p
>Not much of a difference
How is it possible to be this much of a blind fanboy? Not even sony fanboys on /v/ are this bad.
>>343237796
>>343238750
>>343240998
>>343241461
>>343244705
>>343261221
These are never funny. This and the randy bobabny shit sounds like something reddit would actually do if commenting worked like that over there.
>>343247087
Dumb weeb.
>>343248123
>watches cartoons
>tells other people to grow up
no john, you are the cancer
>>343250523
I lol'd, hadn't seen that image before.
>>343229281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpQ_FwoPAU
>>343272158
Go back to GoT or something. That's a mature show for mature people like yourself right?
Watching cartoons and being mature has nothing to do with each other.
>>343258662
The hate base for undertale was frighteningly autistic.
>>343272470
Yeah this is so true. I keep hearing how autistic the fanbase itself is. Just picked it up on the steam sale but thankfully I can play it with absolutely 0 interaction from the community.
>>343272648
It was mostly people spamming retarded genderqueer something or other undertale artwork from the bowels of tumblr everythread that gave the game a bad rep here.
Everyone assumes the game is trying to indoctrinate people into gender studies, when it's just a simple earthboundesque RPG with a decent soundtrack.
>>343272847
What was that post that got deleted?
>>343255908
Fuck off, Henry.
>>343247259
I always say TM's as DVD's that play and show a pokemon using the move so that yours can immitate. And the DVD player in pokeworld scratches the fuck out of the disk. HM's were scratch-proof.
>>343247087
>This poor autistic little man spent THAT MUCH TIME trying to do something totally arbitrary and worthless.
That's what games are for.
>>343265332
Slaves cost money to maintain or to harvest the organs.
>>343272832
Yeah that would do it. Its a cheap game and I want to give it a fair shot at some point. Anyone who takes /v/'s word on a game is a fucking retard for the most part anyway.
From the first 30 minutes I played it has a unique combat system, the pixel graphics are fine for me, the soundtrack is really good so far as well. It also seems like the type of game that encourages multiple playthroughs.
>Genderqueer
People dig too deep into this shit in the first 5 minutes I played my impression was the player character's gender was made ambigious so that it was relatable to either instead of having a gender to select. The fact people took it as a tumblr SJW agenda shows how badly both sides are grasping at straws and out of touch with everything.
what triggers me most is people sucking witcher 3 cock(and before you say anything i think bloodborne is an average game)
i see you babies shitting on games with bad gameplay, uhhhh movie games with shitty gameplay uhhh cancer. but a book game with shitty gameplay is the messiah of gaming. 90% of the "game" going through text and the rest is either a mediocre version of batman detective mode follow the glowy crap and be sherlock holmes, next the worst combat while controlling the clunkiest fucker ever to grace gaming. tank controls are comfier and more responsive than geralt.
makes me sick
>>343274064
>i think bloodborne is an average game
I'm not a fan of the souls series in general and really don't think they are anything special. God forbid you say that on /v/ you'll have a witchhunt of souls fanboys after you.
>>343271839
well it might not be funny but it sure did its job
>I watched this entire thing.
>This poor autistic little man spent THAT MUCH TIME trying to do something totally arbitrary and worthless.
>I watched this entire thing.
>>343276436
It's fun to him dude and I wouldn't really feel sorry for him either.
>>343276557
The joke is that the Anon complaining about people wasting time spent all that time watching the entire thing you dope.
>>343276557
>>343276624
Oh wait the post number isn't in the post for some reason, I'm sorry.
>>343247729
>can't find it on archive
reupload please?
>>343276967
It's a mad mad mad mad mod.
>>343248736
Originally Doom was actually a 2.5d game.
As there was no Z axis.
>>343249994
I don't believe that's an actual paper
![not-when-i-shift-into-maximum-autism-thumb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/y3mopxf.png "not-when-i-shift-into-maximum-autism-thumb[1]")
>>343235745
ahhhhhhhhhhhh yes there is. it makes sense. if you play 3 levels in a row in super mario 64, do 3 paintings or whatever while holding A the entire time, how many a presses did you use to do the second painting/level you did? hes trying to do the entire game in the least amount, but hes doing it level by level and thats how many presses in theory a single level/painting would take if he really did it all in one go. otherwise, do you say the middle painting took no presses, if he used movements dependent on the fact he was holding A the entire time? ittts siiimmpleee fuuckkkkkkkk
>>343270312
I'm not one to really care about graphics, but holy shit are these people blind.
>>343269126
>Dark Souls 3 threads
>bad
How even? What's wrong with people talking about a good game?
Even Overwatch wasn't bad. It's what happens when a big game comes out. How long have you been here?
>>343279812
>implications the games were/are bad
they generally are, but thats besides the point: they fucking flooded everything and infested ever other topic and derailed shit just by existing. those "decade old game talked to death posted again" rarely matter because its not 10 new threads bumping everything else off every 10 minutes and being spammed arbitrarily in every thread because its the hip new shit.
>>343247087
And yet he got over a million views, imagine the YouTube money. That isn't pathetic.
>>343280260
I played Crazy Taxi and holy fuck you just triggered a level 100 autism.
![doax3vote1s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xtvTelK.jpg "doax3vote1s[1]")
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