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IF
YOU
I always thought Donkey Kong was sexy
>>343221974
>inb4 /v/ posts the entire DK rap
KNOW
W-W-W-WALNUTS PEANUTS PINEAPPLE SMELLS
THE
HE
KKK
KU KLUX KLAN
>>343222170
WORDS
JUST
>>343222256
GRAPES MELONS ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS
KING KONG
KIN-KIN-KI-KING KONG
PENIS
DDD
DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY
SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
MONKEY TROUBLE
HOT
DICK
>>343222670
MONKEY
BALLOON
D.K.
IF HE SHOOTS YA IT FIRED IN SPURTS
HE
INFLATES A BALLOON, JUST LIKE A BALLOON
DANKEY
>>343222867
IF HE SHOOTS YA IT'S GONNA HURT
KANG
>>343222301
ALL NIGGERS MUST DIE
>>343222945
HE'S BIGGER
THIS CRAZY KONG HAS AN INFLATABLE COCONUT GUN
YOU'RE
KLU KLUX KLAN
THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
>>343223013
SHEEEEEE CAN SHRINK IN SIZE
MONKEY CUM
FUCK
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS, YOU NEED TO SHOOT YOURSELF
>>343223006
FASTER
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
AND HE HAS A COCONUT GUN
HE CAN STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT TO FIRE HIS COCONUT GUN
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
DK. CHECK THIS 7
fuck this place and fuck all of you.
>>343223185
AND STRONGER TOO
HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS A COCONUT GUN
>>343223351
WITH A COCONUT GUN
>>343223351
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS, YOU NEED TO SHOOT YOURSELF
>>343222256
it always bugged me that there are no walnuts in the game, but that's the only food they mention that isn't.
DK64 was a good game.
I unironically enjoyed the rap as a kid.
Seeing people hate on both these things makes me sad.
>>343223351
THIS CRAZY KONG JUST DIGS THIS TUNE
HUH
>>343223351
THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
>>343223431
Pretty sure everybody here likes it anon, why else would they post ITT?
HE
NIGGER
DD
DONKEY DONG
>>343221974
C C C C C G G C C C C G G G COCONUT GUH
RIGHT ABOUT NOW IT'S TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY BUCK BUMBLE RIGHT ABOUT NOW IT'S TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY BUCK BUM-BUMBLE
>>343223548
HAS
>>343222316
My dick is harder than getting shot by the coconut gun
GUN
U
N
>>343223323
YOUR 7 HAS FAILED YOU MEME MAN
LOOK AT THIS 5 AND DESPAIR
>>343223827
D
K
DICK A KONG
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
>>343223858
Sorry, I took your 5.
...
This kong has a funny face.
Has no style, has no grace.
...
This kong has a funny...FAAAAACEEEEEE
No grace, why for?
No style any more.
HERE HE GO, HERE HE GO, HERE HE GO NOW
ONE
Nothing wrong with he
TWO
Nothing wrong with he
THREE
Nothing wrong with he
FOUR
Nothing wrong with he
ONE
Stretch his arms for you
TWO
Stretch his arms for you
THREE
Stretch his arms out
FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
This kong has a funny face,
Has no stye, has no grace,
This kong has a funnyFAAACEEE
You people need to fucking kill yourselves.WITH A COCONUT GUN
Lacking the attractiveness and charm of the previously mentioned chimpanzee, as well as an overall sense of elegance in his refinements or movements, this example of an Asian species of extant great apes is adorned with a highly amusing front upon his somewhat unstable cranium. The orangutan in question is able to stand upside down utilizing his hands for support, but as with the small lady from before, only performs this feat when absolutely required to do so. However, he shall gladly elongate the muscles of his upper limbs in an outward position upon your request alone. Pumping air in his own body in a way that is sure to expand it, in a manner strongly resembling that of a colored inflatable rubber sac that is often used as a decoration or given to young individuals. This primate, despite being quite mentally insane, thoroughly enjoys this melodic performance. Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.
HE'S GOT TOUGH SPURTS
>>343223858
>>343224116
I've got your 5 and I'm keeping it!
>>343224228
THAT CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
>>343223858
>>343224116
>>343224267
>Implying I'll take your 5
THIS COCONUT CRAP ISN'T FUNNY
>>343224495
Checking that single digit
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU NEED TO SHOOT YOURSELF
>>343224495
GIVE IT BACK ONIICHAN!
CO COCONUT GUN
>>343224495
>implying you didn't
I implore you to examine my 3
WHO IS HE?
>>343224984
A supreme gentleman
>>343224984
I don't know, but his asshole is on the front.
>>343223697
DD
DONKEY DICK IS HERE
This coconut rap isn't funny.
>>343225640
Do you know the words?
JP or Gorilla?
So guys
JP or Gorilla version?
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
AND HE HAS A COCONUT GUN
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
AND HE CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
>>343225957
HE CAN SHRINK IN SIZE
TO SUIT HER MOOD
>>343225640
CAN MAKE AN ANON CRY OUT FOR MUMMY
>>343225834
>>343225786
Gorilla a best!
>>343225786
>>343225834
Gorilla desu
>>343225834
I'm partial to the jp ver. just because the "This coconut crap isn't funny/if you know the words/ you need to shoot yourself" fucking killed me the first time I heard it.
>>343221974
IF YOU KNOW THE SPURTS
