I WANT 5 GREAT PS4 EXCLUSIVES GAMES
QUICK YOU PLONKER
CHEF I made 5 servings of Bloodborne. Hope that's okay?
DONKEY
>>343219593
FUCKING
>>343219543
5 TIMES THE SAME FUCKING DISH?
ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS OUT OF ME TWAT?
I WANT 4 OTHER DISHES AND MAKE IT QUICK
CHEF WE ONLY HAVE BLOODBORNE LEFT
SHOULD WE JUST GIVE THOSE OUT INSTEAD?
PERSONA 5 IS STILL IN THE OVEN
>>343219436
here you go chef
Bloodborne
Uncharted 4
Gravity Rush remastered
The Last of Us remastered
God of War trilogy remastered
>>343219638
Dong
>NUH-UH CHEF WASMY! YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO ME LIKE DAT. I GETCHU LIKE ONE, MAYBE TWO BUT THAT ITS YO.
>>343219776
Have a (YUUUU)
>>343219436
I ain't no bitch, chef.
>>343219776
>3 remasters of games from other platforms and Uncharted 4
>>343219776
WHAT THE FUCK
WE HAD THREE OF THOSE DISHES LAST NIGHT
AND ONE'S NOT EVEN A DISH, IT'S AN APPETIZER
>>343219776
DID YOU JUST REHEAT 3 OF YESTERDAY'S DISHES?
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN
>>343219436
Infamous:SS+Last Light
Disgaea 5
BB
Ratchet & Clank
U4
>inb4 w-weeb, m-movies
>>343219776
remastered games do not count considering they all came out on other platforms you inbred.
The Gran Turismo is still in the microwave, Chef. Just wait a bit!
>>343219776
literally nogames
>>343219971
>Infamous:SS+Last Light
terrible terrible terrible
>Disgaea 5
weabshit garbage
>BB
Good game but bogged down by shitty ps4 hardware with 30-40 second load times at launch
>Ratchet & Clank
remaking an old game is just being desperate
>U4
objectively the worst game in the series with the nigger woman sjw pandering. 1 nigger woman with very little martial arts training should not be able to take down 2 fully grown men who do have combat experience at the same time.
Naughty dog has gone full sjw and they are forever tainted.
>>343219971
>Infamous
>R&C remake
FUCKING RAW
U
C
K
I
N
G
R
A
W
jojo eyes of heaven
until dawn
uncharted 4
bloodborne
last guardian :^)
>>343219994
>>343219714
LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKS
I DONT CARE IF ITS IN THE FUCKING OVEN OR MICROWAVE, I NEED THOSE DISHES.
MY CUSTOMERS HAVE HAD THE SAME DISH FOR 3 YEARS NOW.
>>343219776
>remasters
>>343220181
But Chef, if they wanted new dishes why did they get the ps4?
>>343220181
I-I-It's not finished, Chef! Uh, H-Here you go!
>>343219436
CHEF, GRAN TURISMO TOOK TOO LONG SO I SERVED MARIO KART INSTEAD AS PS4 EXCLUSIVE
>>343220368
STEALING DISHES FROM ANOTHER RESTAURANT IS UNACCEPTABLE. COME BACK TO ME WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DISH
WE'RE NOT DONE HERE
BRING ME 2 GREAT PS4 EXCLUSIVE EXCLUDING BLOODBORNE
YOU CANT FUCK THIS UP
>>343220547
B-BUT CHEF I'M UNDER A LOT OF STRESS LATELY
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO WORKS IN THIS RESTAURANT AND I'M NOT APPRECIATED
>>343219436
h-here chef!
>>343220929
>woman from minority
check mate, chef.
>>343220929
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MAN PS4 SOLD MORE THAN 40 MILLION UNITS WORLD WIDE. USE SOME OF THOSE PROFITS TO HIRE MORE CHEFS INSTEAD OF WASTING IT ALL ON REHASHED DISHES NO ONE WANTED
>>343220746
Chef, I have prepared an order of Until Dawn which is good enough for the first bite.
I've also selected our finest cut of Street Fighter V because nobody ever orders it at that other restaurant anyway.
>>343221310
Does PC even have any notable exclusives anymore?
>>343221194
CHEF I DON'T THINK THE DISHES ARE THE PROBLEM, IN FACT I THINK WE SHOULD FOCUS ON VR INSTEAD
>>343221310
UNTIL DAWN IS NOT A VIDEO GAME YOU MORON. SERVING INTERACTIVE STORIES TO THE CUSTOMERS IS LIKE HAVING THEM PAY TO CHOOSE WHAT SOMEONE ELSE EATS
Yakuza 0 and the Nioh beta are better than any dish served at Microsoft's bistro.
>>343221435
Im done. This kitchen is beyond saving, I quit.
>>343221567
Aren't all video games just interactive stories. Until Dawn is a more fulfilling meal than Order 1886 or whatever.
CHEF I'M SERVING STREET FIGHTER V AND MORTAL KOMBAT XL BECAUSE THE OTHER RETAURANTS CAN'T DO THEY RIGHT
ALSO HERE IS DISGAEA 5, UNCHARTED 4, RATCHET & CLANK, PERSONA 5, BLOODBORN, SENGOKU BASARA 4 SUMERAGI, LAST GUARDIAN, NIER, NIOH AND HORIZON ZERO DAWN AND UNTIL DAWN
ALSO I'VE JUST STOLE SOME RECIPES FROM THE OTHER RESTAURANTS, HERE IS X-COM 2, NOW OUR PEOPLE CAN ORDER THE BEST FROM ALL WORLD IN ONLY ONE PLACE
>>343221715
>Aren't all video games just interactive stories.
no. video games have gameplay, interactive stories are basically choose your own adventure stories with no gameplay. A video game requires gameplay.
>>343221782
like all those VN /v/ loves?
>>343219436
BLOODBORNE
DEMON'S SOULS
ASSASSIN'S CREED: BLACK FLAG
VIB RIBBON
FLATLAND ROVER
>>343219436
Gundam Breaker 3...
Infamous second son
EDF 4.1
Bloodborne
Ummm shit fuck...
Idk Knack????
No wait shit!
Star ocean 5????
>>343221873
visual novels are not video games. That doesnt mean they are bad , some ppl like them, but in order to be a videoGAME there has to be GAMEPLAY
>>343222001
yet they are allowed on /v/ - Video Games
OK FUCK IT THERE ARE NO FUCKING DISHES BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SHIT
MAKE THEM FUCKING PAY TWICE FOR THEIR INTERNET THE CUNTS
Bloodborne
Uncharted 4
Until Dawn
Ratchet & Clank
Tearaway Unfolded
>>343219436
Bloodborne
Killzone
Uncharted 4
Infamous:SS
Disgaea 5
Ratchet & Clank
Now fuck off
>>343221746
HALF OF YOUR SHIT ISN'T EVEN FINISHED
I CAN'T SERVE FOOD THAT ISN'T DONE YOU DONKEY
>>343220160
> nigger woman sjw pandering
I guess you've never played a video game where you take out droves of ninjas/soldies/other trained elites but one bitch kills two fuckers and you're off mate
>>343222097
not an arguement. The mods on /v/ are bunch of beta cuck weaboos who watch too much anime and visual novels. They dont get to decide something is a video game simply because they allow it on their board.
>>343219436
i-im sorry chef
>>343221715
>/v/ shits on Until Dawn
>loves Telltale dogshit
>>343221746
SFV plays great on the PC though.
>>343222318
SORRY SIR CAN'T YOU COUNT? I'VE LISTED 14 GAMES AND 8 ARE READY TO GO
>>343222314
>Killzone
>Infamous:SS
>serving cold and full of worms dishes
>>343222479
not the main plataform tho
>>343222637
Means fuck all tho
>>343222607
Are you mad it's not on pc????
you know what I gonna go to the xbox1 place next door.
lets see what they have on their menu
>>343222637
are you literally retarded? its still not an exclusive if it comes out on any other platform
>>343223051
So then the Xbone doesn't have any exclusives then...
>>343223206
W-we have rare replay that's 30 games never ever on ps4/pc.
>>343223051
did I say it was an exclusive?
I guess you are the retard kiddo
>>343222001
if selecting among multiple choices in rpgs is a gameplay mechanic (and ive seen plenty of witcherdrones arguing about it) then vns are by definition games. they may consist of a single gameplay mechanic, but they technically are games
>>343222794
I'm mad that SS was complete shit compared to 1 and 2
take your platform warrior autism to neogaf
>>343222637
still the bast platform to play it on (less input lag than PS4)
>name a game
>people name a game
>I don't like game therefore it doesn't count
You do this for every system /v/, it's like talking to a little picky kid and don't give me that shit about this place having standards when it comes to games
I'm going to stop coming to this restaurant. Tired of eating bloodborne over and over.
>>343223774
It's like you don't know how Ramsay threads go.
>>343223774
Pc users have to tell themselves all console exclusives are shit so they feel better about them selves.
>>343219436
Bloodborne
Uncharted 4
Driveclub
Ratchet & Clank
Alienation
>>343223730
except every tournament will be on ps4, so that is the standard
pc isn't the main plataform
>>343223949
So the standard is more input lag?
>>343223897
Consolefags do it too.
>name 5 good PC exclusives! They can't be indie, have to require the newest GPU to run, and have to be a genre that I like!
Themselves is one word btw
>>343223730
how? both versions are capped at 60 and both use a usb stick
>>343224117
For some reason that's just how it was programmed. Someone did some testing and found that inputs on the PS4 take 8 frames to register, while on PC it only takes 4.
Not to mention TVs have like 100ms of input lag over decent monitors.
>>343224219
but u have to disable vsync, and sfv has a noticeable screen tearing.
>>343224109
>have to require the newest GPU to run
Never happens.
>>343224030
yes, EVERYONE that matters will play on the ps4
>>343224487
How does that matter though? You've yet to tell me why. Are you a dumb fucking idiot?
>>343224410
The screen tearing is pretty minimal for me.
Git gud.
>>343220989
>hitman
>exclussive
>>343224030
Yes. More input lag is played at tournaments. The 3 frame difference will affect your performance.
ITT:KEKS
>>343223949
>he pretends to be a tourneyfag on a chinese cartoon forum
Lmao shut the fuck up
>>343224670
>tournaments
I'm not a 17 year old chubby asian/mexican. I'll pass.
>>343224637
reports say otherwise
free to google it
>>343219436
Bloodborne
Odin Sphere
Street Fighter V
Gravity Rush
Sorry chef , I'm one dish short and I took SFV out of the oven a bit early.
>>343223774
>im extremely new: the post
>>343224776
Okay.
That won't change the fact that I have half the input lag as you, fatty.
Hey, good job with the thread
>>343224825
Literally only one of the games you listed is exclusive. How do you fuck up this bad?
Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
>>343220160
>You
Here, catch, I know you wanted.
RAJ, QUIT SAMPLING THE FUCKING AMD DRIVERS AND FUCKING GET THEM TO THE FLOOR
>>343224441
It does, actually. They go
>HAH SHIT GRAPHICS DOESN'T COUNT MY TOASTER COULD RUN IT LOL cuck!
And repeat.
>>343222550
YOU THINK A RESTRAUNT SERVING 8 DISHES IS ENOUGH? YOU THINK THE CUSTOMERS WHO PAID JUST TO ENTER THE BUILDING WILL WANT 8 FUCKING GAMES TO CHOOSE FROM? DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME THE BULLSHIT THAT 6 MORE DISHES ARE COMING SOON. THE NEIR DISH HAS BEEN DELAYED TO 2017 ALL FUCKING READY.
>>343224949
Your kitchen sucks anyway chef , I'm going to master race cafe where we can have all the good dishes.
Hi can I get a happy meal?
>>343219436
BLOODBORNE
DISGAEA 5
PROJECT DIVA FUTURE TONE
E..EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1
AND THE NI-OH DEMO
AND P.T.
IS IT ENOUGH CHEF
>>343224541
nah, but you seem to be, calling names because you fail to get a simple point:
ps4 is the standard for street fighter V, its.that.simple
now you seem to be a dumb fucking idiot, kid
>>343225201
>YOU THINK A RESTRAUNT SERVING 8 DISHES IS ENOUGH? YOU THINK THE CUSTOMERS WHO PAID JUST TO ENTER THE BUILDING WILL WANT 8 FUCKING GAMES TO CHOOSE FROM? DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME THE BULLSHIT THAT 6 MORE DISHES ARE COMING SOON. THE NEIR DISH HAS BEEN DELAYED TO 2017 ALL FUCKING READY.
YOU ASKED FOR 5, I GAVE 8 AND MORE TO COME, CHEF I'M SORRY, BUT YOU ARE A RETARDED
>>343225469
He IS British...
>>343225379
Even when you want to be relevent you fuck up in the most spectacular way ever
you are beyond help, get the fuck out of this kitchen
>>343225379
Don't lie to chef we're out of P.T demos
Here's the dish for the Nintendo table chef
>>343221746
>SF5 and MKXL
IT'S NOT UNIQUE TO OUR RESTAURANT
>Disgaea 5
WHY ARE YOU PROUD OF CHARGING PEOPLE SO MUCH FOR EVERY INDIVIDUAL CONDIMENT
>Persona 5 AND EVERYTHING ELSE AFTERWARDS
IT'S NOT EVEN FINISHED YET YOU TWAT
>>343221746
>Sengoku Basara 4 Sumeragi
I had that in the restaurant I've been going to for almost a decade and you call it a new dish!?
>>343225696
>Persona 5 AND EVERYTHING ELSE AFTERWARDS
>IT'S NOT EVEN FINISHED YET YOU TWAT
>BLOODBORNE, SENGOKU BASARA 4 SUMERAGI AND UNTIL DAWN
CHEF YOU ARE A RETARDED, SORRY
>>343221567
all jokes aside id totes pay to make someone else eat shit
>>343225646
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS LOOK SO FUCKING MURKY? ITS LIKE SOME FUCKING IDIOT TRIED TO SUBSTITUTE INGREDIENTS!
>>343222407
>balloonshop reaction image
noice
>>343225906
>>343225469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXbHJtKcoKc
>>343225962
I'm sorry chef they changed the recipe while I was cooking and it's the only thing I have left on the menu!
>>343225962
Sorry Chef, the original ingredients seemed inappropriate to me.
>>343221715
>Playing a game that's literally just every horror movie cliche ever
It's shit.
Gundam Breakers 3 might as well be given how fucking shit the vita version is.
Hi. I'm a chef from Nintendo. You want a hoagie?
best thread in the catalog desu
The Sonaire bistro doesn't have 5 quality exclusive dishes, has to resort to microwave shit.
While a 3 star Nintendistre has quality exclusives thanks to their fine head chef cooking mama refusing to retire
Kek and sonaire has the gall to call itself a 5 star restaurant, my ass.
Bloodborne
PT (kek)
EDF 4.1 (until PC gets it)
KOF 14 (when it comes out in a month)
Godzilla (no 2P mode sucks ass)
CHEF RAMSEY, THE HEAD COOK JUST SLAMMED HIS DICK IN THE FRIDGE DOOR AND SCREAMED BLOODBORNE
Can I get a vitashake with extra pantsu and a 3dsburger without memes on it?
>>343227185
>vitashake
We don't serve those here anymore. Not profitable.
Console exclusive or completely exclusive? It doesn't have 5 either way.
Currently:
Bloodborne
Street Fighter 5
Eventually:
Persona 5
Nier 2
Shenmue
Death Stranding (maybe?)
>>343219436
I AIN'T NO BITCH CHEF
>tfw this fucker actually has his own game
>>343227443
>Death Stranding
>Game
>>343227443
>eventually
>>343227405
>not profitable
Bullshit I saw a wiiu restaurant earlier
>>343227595
That's just family owned by the Miyamoto family. Momma Miyamoto makes the pasta herself. And puts love into it.
IT'S FUCKING RAW!
>>343227443
>Eventually:
>>343227443
>Nier 2
It's confirmed not to be an exclusive. So it's probably going to get ported to boner or steam.
FUCK OFF
FUCK ME
NO
FUCK YOU
>>343226030
The funny thing is there is no a way this person could have acted normal during the interview or screening process. They had to have known he was a fucking retard, and they let him on the show entirely because of it.
>>343227672
But I read in paper that someone died eating Starpaghetti Fox zero
What about Xbox and Nintendo?
Has to be truly console exclusive, something like Forza Horizon 2 doesn't count
Chef Ramsey, I prepared a unique dish today called Knack.
![[slaps knee].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qRIEyIN.jpg "[slaps knee].jpg")
>>343219436
>This thread
>>343228118
ARE YOU FUCKING DAFT YOU FUCKING CHEEKY CUNT? KNACK MORE LIKE SACK OF SHIT.
>>343227961
That was her son. She no talk about her son no more. Mario Miyamoto. He's a mad ghoulish cunt.
>>343223206
>Xbone
No, they don't. The only thing they have is Windows 10 exclusivity if you count that as a thing.
>>343228085
Xbox is fucked, they only serve dishes that are popular on other restaurants and since they have no success they also send their original dishes to the PC restaurant.
Nintendo has many original dishes but many people complain about them being shit, truth be told some people just find them too hard to digest and give up midway. Many customers usually complain about the looks of the dishes, probably too many vegetables in them, they say there's are too many colours.
>>343226030
>>343227913
>East Coasters in a nutshell
>2 pscucks can't make 2 different combinations
im fucking dying here
So what is Gordon Ramsay doing
I mean I didn't watch TV for a long damn time
>>343228503
I also heard Miyamoto's been trying to modernize the restaurant but it's all gone to shit since they cannot adapt easily. Old traditions and habits are hard to abandon you know.
Sad story, sad story.
CHEF, DOES INDIES COUNT? CHEF
Here y-you go Mr. Ramsey sir.
Disgaea 5 , bloodborne , Infamous second son ,ratchet and clank remake ,kill zone shadow fall (fuck what people say the campaign was good)
>>343219436
YES CHEF I--
>plonker
Annnnnnd there go my sides.
>Wiiu bistro only has one dish to serve
>ps4 restaurant take forever to serve you
>xbone deli closed down
>3dVita's it's plagued with weebs and pedos who only eat sugar
>PC bar it's only experimental dishes that no one will eat and are made by weirdos
Where can I get a good meal around here?
>>343229118
Just get the 3dVita to go.
>>343228770
>>343228925
FUCK OFF GET THIS FUCKING TRASH OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE INDIES ARE UNDERCOOKED AND TASTE LIKE GHANDIS FLIP FLOP
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gordon Ramsey has always looked like an old Vic Mignogna to me.
Ironically, he's younger.
>>343229118
>Not playing the one wii u dish until your ps4 waiter comes to serve you,Then playing the 3dVita pedo shit until your order arrives then play your xbone while you wait for desert.
fucking poor fags
>>343229347
>ghandi's flip flop
10/10 me and the gf chuckled
>>343229347
>Knack is an indie
How do you get dressed in the morning always wondered how a retard manages to put his shirt/pants on.
>>343229437
>hello mr shit taste
>same as always?
>no problem
>1 BOWL OF SHIT WITH PISS
>>343229493
did your gf's son also chuckled?
>>343229770
>trying some of everything is shit taste
Nah sorry you can't afford anything beside you big mac.
>>343229118
>Wiiu bistro only has one dish to serve
Only one???
>>343219776
There is no GoW trilogy remastered you god damn retard just the third game is remastered.
>>343227443
Weebshit doesn't count, since they're not actually games. Just visual novels chock full of fanservice.
>>343229673
FUCK OFF KNACK FUCKING PS4 HAS NO FUCKING FLAVOR.ITS FUCKING DRY LIKE YOUR MUMS CUNT
>>343228723
masterchef? his daughter also has a show
Hello Chef. I have made a lovely spread of a new Zelda game, Breath of the Wild.
>>343228118
Top kek
