Will Link ever get laid?
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Will Link ever get laid?
No. Hero's curse.
>>343125637
Better question: Will I ever get laid?
>>343125637
Link is only into dudes. He ignores all the ugly bitches in the series for a reason.
>>343125637
>>343126118
Maybe you can solve each other's problems...
Now neither of you will be virgins...
>>343125637
For that to happen, Nintendo will have to acknowledge that sex exists. And that will shock their customer base.
>>343126504
bowser junior doesn't count?
>>343125637
i have dreams about a windwaker sequel that is coop and you play as link and tetra having adventures with their kids.
the fact that this does not exist makes me very sad.
and then you have this guy who made a bajillion fucking pieces of fanart that look like they are straight out of the game that never existed.
http://beagletsuin.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=windwaker
and then you have fucking nintendo.
who hates their fanbase and only cares about money.
>>343125637
Why do fans of WW like to make Tetra into the most pussy Zelda of the franchise?
>shown as strong independent pirate who don't need no man
>this translates to her being Links babymaker and absolutely nothing else when it comes to fanshit
>>343125637
If by laid you mean fucked then yes
>>343126834
That sounds really stupid. I'm glad your dumb idea will never be a reality.
>>343126834
>this is the mentality of a deviantArt faglord
I forgot it was summer
>>343126943
Of course. Link is a bottom. There's no way he'd ever be with some disgusting hag.
>>343125637
Tetra was way better before she transformed back into Zelda
>>343126686
He was brought by a stork.
>>343127256
That is an unanimous agreement at this point.
>>343126834
>I have dreams
stop
>about a windwaker sequel
STOP, that already kind of exists with the Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks
>play as link and tetra having adventures with their kids
I SAID STOP
>the fact that this does not exist makes me very sad
G O O D
>every fan in existence equals (you)
I'm glad the world doesn't revolve around your autistic idea
this thread is gay
>>343127823
NO
NOT NOW PLEASE
Link is for sexual
>>343125637
Tetra was tanned which is evident with her Zelda transformation. Her kid is dark because link got cuckolded.
Anon, please. Link is drowning in the toasty tuna. He has at least one mutual love interest for every game, and he often has a whole harem lining up for his Master Sword. You're just jelly.
>>343128206
Damn, he's pretty cute here.
Anyway, post more cute Link x Tetra art
>>343128312
DELETE THIS
HE'S NOT A FUCKING BREEDER
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>343128493
>Link x Tetra
Absolutely disgusting. Link is for homosexual only. Women are filth and belong in the garbage.
>>343126504
It's only NoA that's ashamed of sex. Japan has no problems with it.
>>343128312
They probably never fixed that bridge. That's a very poor job he's doing as a father.
>>343128590
Post more twinklink
>>343128580
This. Breeders are vile trash. Post pure homo instead.
>>343128801
His peepee don't work like the autist white males that play his nintendobaby games.
Fight the homos
Post heterosexual
>>343125637
>>343128312
>>343128642
>>343128713
>>343128840
>>343128969
That's kinda cute yo...
>>343128580
>>343128825
>fags using their petty little insult
>>343129028
I saw this on DA years ago but I've since forgotten the artist
She (IIRC) did a good amount of cute stuff
>>343129010
Heteros will always lose because they're too stupid to understand real love.
I don't think Tetra would be a good mom honestly.
>>343129223
And Homos will lose cause they'll never have real genetic next-of-kin.
There's no way he didn't pound out SS or ST zelda.
needs pragnant tetra
>>343129334
How so?
>>343129340
That's not something you should want. More reasons why heteros are scum.
>>343129350it makes a heart
>>343129334
Her loyal servants would probably be good fathers though. I am sure they could compensate where she would be lacking.
>>343129359
He was pounded out by Groose.
>>343129350
>>343129508
Holy fuck.
>>343128590
>>343128580
>Triggered fags
No surprise
>>343129139
It's amusing but Zelda is the girl Link would least likely have that reaction for in OoT. Everyone knows it would be Malon or Ruto at the top.
>>343128312
>>343128642
>>343128713
>>343128840
>>343128969
>>343129334
>I'm not a father with a family like that
I see these pictures and feel like I'm missing something
>>343129350
fuck off loser. there is only one love for ike.
Damn I'm getting that feeling of wanting to be a father again.
>>343129515
MORE NTR PLEASE
>>343128264
Kids get tanned too, you retardoid.
>>343129762
You're not. Heteros are trash and so are their lives.
>>343129950
I want fags and homos to leave 4chan
>>343129924
tans are genetic, and also a choice
>>343129762
You really are.
>>343126849
>having kids makes you a pussy
Anyways to answer your question, there's an appeal to tying to break in the tough ones.
>>343130017
You first, breeder scum.
>>343129950
That doesn't help
>>343129906
find a flaw
>>343130017
Heterocucks not welcome.
>>343130172
just be yourself bro
>>343128312
Found and faved.
I don't think he can handle Din.
>>343125637
At least one incarnation did.
>>343130357
What
>>343130304
I wanna fuck Link like the twink he is
>>343128580
Butthurt gays are the best.
>>343130394
Nayru is where it's at.
>>343126242
I fucking wish.
So which Links probably fucked someone who wasn't Zelda?
>OoT
>TP
>>343130318
>being gay
Could you be any more of a meme?
>>343130438
>This triggers the breeders to fill my boipucci with their hot white (You)'s
>>343129334
You never know if you are capable of being a good parent until you become a parent.
I wanna see Link get violated by monsters!
>>343129848>Ike is going to die quick since he's just a beorc.
>Soren is going to outlive Ike by 1000+ years and spend all that time alone.
Cool
>>343126849
>Painting an entire fanbase based on one artist
You can't be serious. I guess all NES Zelda fans are Andrew Dobson
>>343130117
Also this
>>343130513
>boy poochy
what
>>343130536
>>343130304
Not a gratuitous ass shot.
>>343130664
>You will never rim Link's sweaty ass
>>343130257
Thanks fampai, see you in a few days.
>>343128580
The thought of giving a woman is child is the only thing that gets him to ejaculate
>>343130501
Heteros are the meme sexuality. Only people who have been tricked into thinking it's 'normal' are straight. There's no substance and no love in hetero relationships. You have to be a serious mental deficient to be straight or even bisexual.
>>343129906
>>343130257
LITTLE HYLIAN WHORES FOR BIG GERUDO DICKS
>>343130740
>>343130559
Only half though. I dunno how that works in the Telliusverse, might not live much longer, unless there's an explicit example.
>>343125637
canonically: he does
most link's are descendants of one-another, and this is true because Demise claims to have cursed Link and Zelda's "Bloodlines". so sadly it's not just a bunch of randos across time being born with the "hero's spirit" (read: muh courage)
Also, the only links that have a chance of being homo are the ones at the end of their timeline, because their lineage would have no way to spread.
Damn I hate leafy
>>343130854
>>343130746
>gays like to eat literal shit
>>343130917
They're all reincarnations. Every Link is canon homo.
>>343130972
>liking link
>gay
?
>>343130917
Nah, Link is explicitly the spirit of the hero while Zelda is the blood of the goddess. The only confirmed descendant Link is TP. All Zeldas are descendants of each other though through.
>>343130839
Have any involving Tetra?
Sure, but never with zelda.
>>343130907
He's a branded. I think Black Dragon Laguz lives the longest out of all the laguz seeing as how Dheginsea is still alive and kicking(strongest shit alive till Ike's Army came) despite fighting Yune many, many years ago. We never knew how old he was or how a branded's lifespan compared to a full laguz.
I think he'll live a long ass time.He's still going to be alone
>>343130972
>I don't understand how eating ass works: The post
>>343130917
AWOO
>>343130917
Screw that. I like reincarnations better than just ancestory. And WW Link had no relation to any Link and he still proved himself.
>>343130975
I dunno how much preggo Zelda art is out there, but it isn't enough
>>343131031
Why is Link being eaten by a giant turd?
>>343131038
>The only confirmed descendant Link is TP
Then the answer to OP's question is still yes.
>>343131206
because zelda is shit
>>343131082
None I can post without getting banned.
>Cute Wind Waker art
It's been too long since we've had one of these threads
>>343131203
>Breeders in charge of not having a terrible fetish
Pregnancy fetish is literally disgusting.
It's just fat fags wanting an excuse to like fat.
>>343130972
>MFW my girl moans like a dog in heat when I lick her butthole.
>>343130304
It's homo
>>343131219
I wasn't debating that, I was countering the point that most Link's are descended from each other.
>>343131282
Hetshit isn't cute.
>>343130907Micaiah is an example. Also, Zelgius since his backstory and reason why he went to Begnion from Daien was primarily due to his delayed aging due to his laguz heritage which was several generations ago.
>>343131206
>>343131031
Because in Hyrule, Giant Turds like to eat your shields and clothes.
Oh man, I just realized that Like-Like's could return in BotW as something that literally takes your gear and spits you out in your underwear.
>>343126504
If yoshi's island is anything to go by, sex (at least for the sake of procreation) does not exist in the mushroom kingdom. You just get married and some time later a stork drops off a varying number of kids at your house.
>>343129762
Nope, kids suck.
For every minute they look cute theres another hour where they're an insufferable annoyance that won't stop fucking everything up.
>>343131203
Even one is too much. Straight people are fucking disgusting.
>>343131286
Pregnancy is cute even without a sexual element
>>343131371
But it isnatural
>>343129762
what is the purpose of life if not to make another person whose life will be better than yours? see all the fucking retard kids running around? fatherhood is your chance to try and make one that isn't such a screwup.
>>343131412
delete this
When's the last time we even saw Like Likes again, come to think of it?
>>343131286
Objectively false
>>343131136
And considering we run into Ike's ancestor in the 3ds game it seems Ike wasn't into Soren that way anyway.
>>343131520
It's not. Men belong with other men. Women naturally belong in the fucking trash.
>>343131505
>>343131628
I agree. Wanna meet up IRL?
Can we all agree that women and other men are both trash? Being single forever is objectively more peaceful, more rewarding, and more financially stable.
>>343131575
Link Between Worlds actually.
Let's not forget that Ganon was the only male Gerudo. Basically implying that he spent most of his days fucking gerudo women to keep the race going when not plotting the destruction of hyrule.
>>343131412
>>343131575
They were in ALBW and Triforce Heroes, along with the trickier ones that have Rupee or Heart lures.
I don't think they've been in a 3D game since Majora's Mask, though.
>>343131592Unless they pull that fucking Anri crap that Marth does where he's not actually the hero's descendant but their sibilings(Mist/Boyd).
It'll explain why he can't even fucking AETHER
Mia was a good candidate for being fightsexual like Ike, fitting Priam's character but they cut all of Ike's RD female supports. All men.
>>343131782
Stop lying to yourself. Cuddling and being held is worth the stress of dating.
>>343131782
Careful now. Claiming to be asexual will just get you accused of being a bitter virgin.
>>343131592
>ancestor
Priam was his descendant, which raises the question of who did Ike fuck
>>343131782
No. A loving and virtuous relationship between two guys is objectively the true path to happiness and fulfillment. Countless scholars and philosophers have all proven it to be true beyond any reasonable doubt.
>>343131740
SNAKE
YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX
>>343131918
I mean, I'd assume a good chunk of them are.
>>343131828
If Ganon was straight he wouldn't be trying to take over Hyrule to get away from all those nasty Gerudo bitches.
>>343131828
What's even the point of male Gerudo if they can seemingly be impregnated by Hylians anyway?
>>343131946
Link is clearly uncomfortable when fag sword flirts with him, like your pic. You proved yourself wrong.
>>343132062
Maybe he's just after da white wimminz.
WHY IS THIS THREAD SO FUCKING GAY
This triggers the homos
>>343125637
But he fucked best girl
>>343132167
Because Link looks like a fucking twink.
>>343132006
Poor ALttP Zelda. Lost to time.
>>343131907
>be legendary hero
>save your whole country from an evil dragon
>get NTR'd by politics even though you and your loved one both wanted to be with each other
Anri had a hard life.
>>343132139
>implying the picture was related to the content of the post in any way
Breeders sure are fucking stupid.
>>343132268
That's a different Link, dumbass.You're right, though.
>>343132275
He makes up for it with the fattest, manliest cock you'll ever see
>>343131352
Oh
Then you're probably right, I don't pay attention to all the lore
>>343132167
It's not gay enough. Straights should be purged.
Aren't SS Link and Zelda basically the Zelda series' Adam and Eve, in that everyone's descended from them?
>>343132394
OP didn't actually specify which Link
>>343132203
Welp, all outta Link being violated by monsters.
>>343132285
Speaking of ALttP characters
Is Gramps actually the previous Link or is it just fanservice? Everything hints towards it, but it makes no sense for two Links to exist at the same time.
>>343132492
>tfw AVGN predicted the plot of SS by joking in his Zelda timeline video
>>343132562
I thought he ended up marrying Malon since TP Link is from a farm
>>343132334Played FE11 a long ass time ago. What was his reason for not fucking the chick again? He was a peasant by birth? To me he just like one of those OP shounen MCs who are too pussy to even choose a girl in his harem.
>>343132723
Link never marries anyone. He's a confirmed bachelor in all the games.
>>343132723
Literally canon.
>>343132505
Well that's egg on my face. We can still bond over best girl, though, right?
>>343132492
Nah, there was an entire group of people living in Skyloft. Groose already came down with them, it'd make sense that other's would follow.
Though I love me some fuccboi Link, I like to think canonically that he gets with one of the more down-to-earth sidequest girls, like Malon or Quina.
>>343132334
Fuck. I should've read that thoroughly.
>>343129163
if i recall correctly 90% of what she does today is gay shit
>>343132821
Yes
>>343132812
But TP Link is OoT Link's descendant
And LoZ2 Link at least makes out with a Zelda
>>343132812
TP Link is literally the descendent of OoT Link.
>>343132724
Don't remember too well, something along those lines. The nations needed a marriage to make everything stable after Medeus almost fucked up everything.
>>343131173
Hes a direct ancestor of OoT link. his family has passed on the green tunic and hat from father to son for countless generations.
and outset island is the only place that still teaches that hyrule was flooded
>>343128312
>>343128642
>>343128713
>>343128840
>>343128969
>Link's white
>Tetra is white (but has a tan from being outside all the tan)
>Link's kids are tan
Being the hero is truly suffering.
>>343133028
>But TP Link is OoT Link's descendant
No he isn't. That's headcanon.
>>343133028
What the hell is going on here.
>>343133054
>TP Link is literally the descendent of OoT Link.
Wrong.
>>343133105
It's in Hyrule Historia
Which is canon
So I guess you're stupid
>>343133167
hijinks, clearly
I fucking hate breeders.
If Link weren't so cute I"d understand shipping him with women. But as it stands, he's a twink, he belongs to the gays.
>>343131914
>>343132057
>you will never kiss Ashei's tummy
>>343125637
Aren't all links related to each other through generations of people?
If so then yeah he has gotten laid alot
>>343132084
They become god kings in the eyes of the gerudo.
and the offspring they make become the royale gerudo guard
>>343133225
>Hyrule Historia
>canon
It's a cheap cash grab. There's nothing remotely canon about HH. You're an idiot.
i want to put a baby in links butt
>>343133105
>>343133193
Hold up, didn't Nintendo say that was canon, or am I misremembering?
>>343133083
SJW artists probably think Tetra's black or something instead of tan.
>>343130664
would wreck that ass hard
Ever notice that Malon is the only OoT waifu to return in Majora as a loli, and consequentially is the only valid romantic option for him in that game without /ss/ and/or bestiality?
Zelda's only in a flashback, Saria's gone for god knows what reason, and Ruto appears as an adult and is already hitched with another guy.
>>343133390
Except it is canon
Prove me wrongyou cant, faggot
>>343133225
Hyrule Historia isn't canon, retard.
>>343133416
No, they didn't. It's just a rumor that got spread more than it had any reason to.
>>343133225
>Hyrule Historia
Post discarded.
>>343131094
>>343125637
>there will never be a brown Link directly related to Tetra
Tetra was the only good thing from Wind Waker and she will never be relevant again.
>>343133460
Literally a different universe
Either way, Saria seemingly got NTR'd, going by TP and Ruto doesn't even remember Link anymore.
>>343133894
It's because Link isn't straight
>>343133885
peatrice is patrician
>>343133617
I thought it was based off the fact that the Hero's Shade and he directly talks about the moves he teaches link are passed down through his bloodline and calls him son and shit.
>>343133885
Why are cuckqueens so great
>>343133885
Feels like I'm missing the joke
Best of both worlds.
>>343134153
the sign says "Link's room"
>>343134153
Play Skyward Sword.
>>343134121
That's what started the rumors, but there's no credence to it. Every Link is a reincarnation of the previous one. None of them ever had any kids or started a bloodline.
>All these nigga's arguing about links sexuality
>When the obvious solution is to just make him Bi or Pan
The kid would probably have fucked that fishgirl. Link'll fuck anything. Kids a freak.
>>343134297
No I got that, what's over her head though?
>>343134169
Not even the best girl in either game.
>tfw Anju will never molest you
>>343125637
He always has Epona, doesn't he?
>>343134343
>Bi or Pan
Biscum are as disgusting as Heterotrash. Anyone that would fuck a woman is a garbage dump of a human being.
>>343134343
>Pan
>Meme sexuality
>>343134338
I did, I get that the uggo had a crush on Link, what's over her head though?
>>343134342
Then what the fuck was so special about WW link where he needed to "Prove himself" or whatever? Why did TP link already have the triforce hand thing?
>>343129762
Family life is a meme. Especially in the modern world.
Not worth it when all signs point to a crumbling economy and degrading quality of life within the next 100 years.
>>343134463
I just assume anybody who calls themselves pansexual fucks children and animals and furniture
>>343134153
whenever link does a favour for an NPC, the satisfied NPC gives out a gratitude crystal
in the pic peatrice is coming out of link's room with a gratitude crystal above her head, heavily implying link did her a 'favour" and that she is completely satisfied
>>343134343
>Bi
Kill yourself my man.
Literally the ending of skyward sword that Link and Zelda are the only ones not blood related, who create the new bloodline of future Zeldas and links
>>343134384
>Not even the best girl in either game.
I will fight you.
>>343134552
>whenever link does a favour for an NPC, the satisfied NPC gives out a gratitude crystal
Ah, i forgot that, together with 99% of SS
thanks
>>343133885
People always draw Peatrice hotter than she actually is.
>>343134456
You can't be serious? Women are way more enticing to fuck than men. The only men even worth thinking about fucking are the twink ones but thats only because they're feminine as fuck. Face it, female qualities are just more attractive to almost all men.
>>343134493
It's just another variation on the formula, and an excuse to add extra dungeons and quests. The lore isn't that deep in these games.
>>343134692
This applies to every female ever drawn by a fan
>Being gay isn't a choice they said
>Gays just want to be left alone they said
>Gays won't try and corrupt the children they said
>>343134463
The kid could have fucked a fish girl or a bird person. What the fuck do you call that?
>>343134747
>Women are way more enticing to fuck than men
Seek mental help, anoon.
>>343134692
To be fair, everyone does the same to SS Zelda, although the difference between them is still vast.
>no Hero's Shade spinoff
I want to see Link turn into a shuffling corpse in armor.
>>343134372
A star bit? From merrio galaxy? Fuck know why?
>>343134747
No. All women are absolutely disgusting, and sex is only truly enjoyable when it's with somebody you love. If you find any woman lovable or attractive in any way then you're one notch above clinically braindead.
>>343134841
this website is 18+ only so no children are being corrupted
>>343134807
But her whole gimmick was being not very attractive.
>>343130805
>hating Bisexual master race
>>343134343
I wonder if BoTW Link is a crazy little jackass in bed who'll fuck anyone and anything as long as it has a hole and he has some moderate attachment to it.
He seems like the kind of guy who would do that.
>>343134995
>>343134995
>this website is children claiming to be 18+
FTFY
>>343134601
I thought link was always reincarnated. Same with Zelda. That's how wind waker exists since oot link disappeared from that timeline
>>343134874
Then why even in this thread were there people saying that link should be gay because he's a twink? Even gays don't want masculine men.
>>343134872
Does it have a dick?
Gay.
Does it have a vagoo?
Straight.
Does he fuck both?
Bi.
Do either have both a dick and vagina?
Does he get fucked by the dick, or does he fuck the vagoo?
If dick=Gay, if vagoo=straight
>>343134747
Twinks aren't feminine, they're just thin. The male body is inherently and objectively more beautiful than the female body. A twink's traits should be considered masculine they're exclusive to men. Heterocucks and women need to stop taking credit for beauty that isn't theirs.
>>343135105
Thank god Zelda 2 exists to throw a wrench into everything.
>>343135136
>This triggers the breeders
ifs there an official timeline how come the technology never progresses in a straightforward way?
>>343135107
Twinks are masculine men.
>>343135118
>Do either have both a dick and vagina?
>Does he get fucked by the dick, or does he fuck the vagoo?
>If dick=Gay, if vagoo=straight
If someone with a dick has intercourse with someone has a dick no amount of vaginas will make that straight
Stop arguing and post cute.Gay or straight, I don't care.
>>343135064
The guy just woke. Jeez. Plus, he's way more into exploring than anything like that.
>>343135107
see
>>343135136
dumb hetposter
>>343135064
That's what I'm saying. Link's a freak who'd probably fuck Ruto, Medli, or even that one girl tree from that oracle game.
>>343133225
Who the fuck was Link fucking in the Lost Woods? He didn't pass anything on because he got stuck in the Lost Woods.
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS ARGUING ABOUT THIS STUPID SHIT.
>another "sexuality is black and white" debate
>>343135291
get that plebeian scum away from the princess.
>>343135118
Then what the fuck is pansexual even supposed to be? I thought It'd be the right term if linkk is fucking a different species. The fuck
>>343135291
Heterotrash isn't cute.
Meme sexuality aside, I can totally see most of the Links being bior pan.
Fits him pretty well, honestly.
Pretty sure NES Link and ALTTP/LA Link are straight though; they're manly men for their age.
>>343129368
needs pragnant link
>>343135365
then where'd he serve as a knight to get his weird eagle armor, anon
>>343135291
>Those comics will never be translated
I hate everything so much
>>343135136
Twinks are small thin and delicate. These are not masculine traits and should not be seen as such. Men should be bara as fuck. Otherwise there's no point to calling them men.
>>343135553
>meme sexuality aside
>pan
thats jumping right back into it.
Post more family man Link.
>>343135620
It's fucking unfair, is what it is.
>>343135890
Too lewd, I guess
>>343135553
Objectively it's the road of least resistance because it negates most of this idiotic arguing cause then you can imagine link fucking or getting fucked by whoever.
Why does everyone thing Link and Tetra fuck? Wouldn't the Hero Garb be the King's Vestments and not the uniform of shit-tier knights?
>>343136075
It's called a consort
>>343135757
Those are masculine traits, and most of the world sees it that way. Only Americans and barafags hold your disgusting and objectively wrong opinion.
>>343135565
Shouldn't the Hyrule Bible tell you? HONESTLY, Link probably found it like he finds EVEEYTHING.
>>343125637
Does anyone actually feel a lot of sympathy for Link, or is that just me? Even though he's a character that's supposed to have no personality and is supposed to be the player's avatar, the thought of being constantly reincarnated just to protect Hyrule and the triforce sounds like a curse.
Then he has to live with the fact that everyone that loves him, either grows old, dies or separates from Link. Poor fucking guy. Same could be said for Ganon and Zelda as well, they're all trapped with the triforce and its curse.
>>343135594
Link wanted some of Telma's Gerudo tiddies.
>>343135757
Barafags are disgusting and always retarded. Kill yourself.
>>343131918
You can be asexual and have romantic but sexless relationships (you do more than you'd do with platonic friends like cuddling and dates and sleep in the same bed. Obviously the other person has to want the same so they don't get bitter.)
That's what I have and it's 100% pure
>>343134372
A gratitude crystal, they're the generic "sidequest token" Skyward Sword used. They appear when Link makes someone happy.
>>343136225
Yurop pls. More countries might leave your fagginess.
>All these triggered homocucks trashing women when they act exactly like them and even try to look like them.
>>343135339
He seems like a clone or a robot who's fresh out of the vat and willing to explore and involve himself in all kinds of stimuli.
Just look at what he's doing just a few minutes after waking up in the world - already hunting animals, killing moblins for giggles, practicing arson and gathering all kinds of useless wild shit.
I can totally see him going down on a random sex encounter just for the experience of it. He's already living up to the game's subtitle.
>>343136606
Oh, a Zelda fancomic? Any details you'd be willing to share?
>tfwyou lose your A rank because you took 200 points of damage too many because you're forced into playing as Agitha
This thread just reminds me that I need to iron out these designs and finish this goddamn comic.
>>343136689
Something sorta like this
>>343136729
Fuck playing as her. Even Ruto is more fun.
>>343136225
>most of the world sees it that way
The fuck are you talking about? Those have been feminine traits for literal centuries. Hell in the roman times the skinny small hairless men were the only men that were supposed to be penetrated. There were two different classifications of men. Ones that did the penetrating and those that got penetrated. One was seen as masculine and the other was woman-like.
>>343136213
>>343136213
Even if he was consort, that would mEan that the Royal Guard was dressed as him while he was alive. No royality, consort or otherwise, would stand for that kind of thing. Especially not for a new nation.
I want to see link lose and become ganon's sex slave
>>343136849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWxppftPUZI
>>343135620
How many pages is it?
>>343136836
Well, good luck with it! It'll be a lot of work, but it's good to have a project to chip away at.
>>343136849
>There were two different classifications of men
But they were both seen as men. That's the point. Romans didn't refer to things as masculine and feminine because frankly that's fucking stupid beyond belief. Dominant men and submissive men are two different ideals, but both are great and beautiful in their own way. The same can't be said of women, which are all disgusting with absolutely no exceptions. Even the thinnest most frail twink still only has masculine features, because only men can be beautiful.
>>343136836
You got a Pixiv/Tumblr/Soup/etc?
>>343136892
>Assuming fiction works like boring shitty medieval kingdoms in real life that all had different rules anyway
If I saved the world I'm wearing my baller ass tunic whenever I want, not some gay royal shit. My fucking dumbass subjects can wear an offshoot of what I wore as a kid too if it makes them feel better about not being as good as me.
>>343125637
WW link got laid.
link is a cute girl(male)
>>343136943
fuck that i want to become ganon's sex slave
>>343135565
I hate when artist draw an old Link in that armour
>>343136981
Read a book nigga. Even back then you were seen as less of a man if you let someone fuck your ass. Only difference is that they saw it as perfectly normal to want to fuck younger more dainty boys, but wanting to be penetrated was a sickness.
>>343137176
Not yet, but soon hopefully. I haven't done lewds in a while but I'm practicing anatomy and finishing up some stuff for friends before I jump into the comic.
I'll probably just make a tumblr for the comic itself to keep it separate from my other art blogs and I'll link the comic in Zelda threadsand email that guy who made some funny Wind Waker fapfics
>>343137157
Submissive women are disgusting. Dominant women are perfect, though.
>>343137318
Calm down nigga I was joking fuck
>>343137318
It wasn't a sickness, Romans had more respect for their fuccbois than that. It was just seen as submissive, which was an undesirable trait to most men.
>>343137431
All women are trash.
>>343137395
I'll wait til it shows up on panda
>>343137157
But that's wrong you fucking faggot. The men, more often than not young boys really, that were penetrated were quite literally seen as effeminate and put at the same level during sex. It was all about the masculine man having sex with the effeminate male or female. They were fucked because they weren't masculine. If someone who was masculine was fucked they were shown to not be masculine or if they enjoyed it they were sick.
>>343137267
unf
>>343137779
I don't really draw in a weeby style, do they upload western shit on there?These threads get a lot of traction but I know the same few niggas lurk around
epona is best girl
>>343137503
I meant in Men it was seen as a sickness. It was ok in boys that were supposed to be fucked but not in those that were supposed to do the fucking.
http://pastebin.com/N1M6isC2
Maybe this'll shut the homos up for a bit.
So cute.
>>343137956
dumb hetposter that can't keep up with the conversation.
>>343138438
>Multiple shadow links fucking Link
>>343135565
>yfw Breath of the Wild lets you find that armor to wear.
>>343138438
>tfw working on three fapfics at once
Midna/Link, Tetra/Link, and a futa Rosalina/Peach/Daisy story
>>343126118
No, Loser's curse
I'm sure he will this time.
>>343138992
>Three fapfics
Jesus. And I thought the build-up to the actual fucking in my comic was too lengthy/thought out for smut sandwiched between jokes.
>>343139293
I'm in no hurry to finish them. I just add what I feel like typing when I'm in the mood for a particular one.
>>343129762
>Tfw those pics remind me of my relatives
>Gays find pregnancy disgusting
I used to tolerate gays, but they've gone too far.
>Implying Link and Tetra don't celebrate the news that she's pregnant by fucking even wilder and harder
>Pastebin linked
>Fags disappear
Well I guess it worked
>>343139795
No shit, fat people are disgusting you retard.
>>343140470
>Pregnancy is the same as fat
You've never spent significant time with a pregnant chick before.
>>343140470
Fat in all the right places.
>>343140849
I've never spent significant time with a chick at all.
They're barely human. They're the leeches of society.
>>343140849
And thank god for that.
>Gays will never appreciate walking around with a pregnant woman, everyone admiring your handiwork as you've filled the most beautiful woman around with several of your children
Now I know why you nerds used to be oppressed
>>343141012
>>343141028
There are some really great chicks out there that can brighten your day by simply existing around you. Sadly, you'll never experience that.
Which is good, because you seem so bitter not to enjoy anything. Killjoys.
>>343140849
Have you?
Were you the father?
>>343141039
FUCKING NORMIE
LEAVE
I FUCKING HATE YOU CHAD FUCK YOU
OoT: Link alone
MM: Malon drinks Link's milk
WW: Tetra family
TP: Link alone
SS: Zelda fucks Groose, link alone
>Dark skinned Latina coworker with an amazing body just started getting flirty with me at work
>Loudly announced that she was carrying my children and calls me "future baby daddy"
I have trained my entire life for this moment.
>>343141373
It's been too long since Legoman showed up.
>>343141139
Friend knocked up another friend in high school. She was nice but emotionally damaged.
>>343141575
We don't need no sameface around here
>>343141575
A dedicated andtalentedartist can make anything canon with enough effort.
>>343141710
>Canon
LM confirmed untalented
>>343142169
buttmad cuck detected
>>343127823
COMRADE STALIN WOULD NEVER
>>343142314
I'm not Groose
>>343125637
Why is this picture so comfy to stare?
>>343142416
Yeah I bet telling yourself that gets you off huh cuck
>>343130576
>an artist
And his legions of fans who accept his headcanon as canon and push it in every aspect of WW fandom. I'm sick of my favorite Zelda character treated like she's Martha Stewart.
>>343142942
Having children doesn't make her a weakling. She deserves a trophy for pumping out around a dozen kids with the strength and energy that Link has.
>>343142942
>Legions of fans
Again, more people know who Andrew Dobson is. Nobody knows about these pictures outside of these threads. Don't get butthurt over one person's interpretation. I have my own but still enjoy the art.
>>343126849
Miyamoto confirmed that she regularly leaves bite and scratch marks all over Link's back though.
>>343141528
DO IT
FAGIT
Fuck off leafy faggot
>>343129000
wew ladby the blessing of keksandra no trips shall go unchecked
>>343129010
>>343125637
Its too bad that tetra is only brown because of a tan because when she turns into zelda she ends up white.
>>343129010
Like this?
>>343144062
Kek faggot kid
>>343144489
Of course she is. The only naturally brown Hylians are Gerudo.
>>343125637
maybe with my mom, fucking a
>play link to the past
>she reads some for me
>asks to play
>collects bombs and arrows
>wants to play mom with helping with a guide
>>343134634
>Romani, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Ro-ma-ni: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Ro. Ma. Ni. She was Malon, plain Malon, in the horse pasture, standing four feet ten in her ranch dress. She was Marin in her dreams. But in my arms she was always Romani.
>>343144639
>Gerudo
>hylians
>>343144062
Fuck people who can't control their kid.
>>343144503
That's brutal, but also hot. What girl is scratching Links back though.
>>343144503
Hot
See you in a week
he can't
>>343144859
Tetra, look at the sideburns.
Also it's not brutal, that's just proper lovemaking. You've gotta be able to switch from slow and tender to fast and rough at a moment's notice for hours on end until you collapse in eachother's arms.
Also it was a drawthread delivery by this cool dude http://eltonelarts.tumblr.com/
>>343145134
y tho?
>>343145158
>a drawthread delivery
Fug, I'm surprised I didn't notice it.
Why are all the homos here literal fucking sjw tier faggots? Holy shit could you stop being such an unbearably annoying piece of shit and just suck your damn dicks? People like you is what makes people homophobic. I don't care if your gay but you're being a fucking faggot. Leave non-homos alone you fucking mongoloids.
>>343145346
This was on another board about a year ago. Their drawthreads are also total shit now.
>>343144503
hawt
>>343145363
I never thought I'd see fags get legitimately assblasted over hetero stuff, especially on this site of all fucking places.
>losing weight because I want to be skinny with toned muscles like link
holy shit i'm a faggot aren't I
>>343145660
Not really. I'm pretty sure every Link gets fucking HUGE when they're adults though. We never see them past late teens.
>>343145660
No, just semi-autistic. Unless you're doing it to pick up dudes. Then ur gay.
>>343144062
Fucker got rekt
Bitch needs to learn to wrangle her tard kid
>>343145803
>People picking certain occupations or bettering themselves from inspiration is autisitc
I know we're on /v/ but c'mon.
>>343144503
Same artist
>>343146068
I wanna suck on Link's cock then pound his boipussy
>>343130839
>>343129515
I fucking love ntr
>>343145660
>tfw stocky manlet with toned arms and abs but pathetic actual strength
I just want to be a handsome fuckboy with top strength
>>343145980
>I want to look like game
>Not just a bit autistic
Besides, It's just the bantz. Besides besides, you're on /v/, that automatically makes you autistic.
>>343146227
There will be no pounding
Just riding
>>343144062
Anybody who could do this to a child should be fucking shot.
>>343146374
F-Fuck anon I need a Link in my life
>>343146363
I'm sure you'll find someone to pound your hole, anon. Just stay pretty and be confident!
Also tone your butt.
>>343145340
Anon that's a bit too lewd for me, I am going to have to kindly ask you to delete this before it harms my children's eyes.
>>343129223
This. Boy on boy is quite literally the purest possible form of love in existence.
>>343146618
>Teaching a kid if he fucks he can get fucked
>Right in front of the mother who didn't do anything
If he hit the kid, I would agree with you. But you can always clean whatever that shit was off.
>>343146618
Anyone who lets their child do stupid shit like that should be fucking shot.
>>343126686
Bowser Jr. isn't related to Bowser/King Koopa.
>>343146695
But I'm a hetero
>>343131592
>Implying he isn't Mist's descendant
>>343146695
>>343146363
>>343145660
>want to get skinny and cosplay as link
>hairy as fuck
I just found backhair starting to grow too
I fucking hate hair.
>>343131549
That's some fatherly wisdom right there. Thanks, anon.
>>343147294
>tfw 5 o clock shadow
How do I kill this shit
>>343147041
Oh
Uh
Typically when I hear "fuckboy" I think "gay bottom." Still, stay pretty and confident! And still tone your butt!
>>343146618
I wouldn't say shot, but have his ass beat definitely. However as much as I hate edgy "hurr fuck kids" fags the mother is a dumb bitch who
1. Should've controlled her kid
2. Should've actually stopped the guy from trying to dump it or slap the shit out of him
Homosexual relationships are almost always for purely sexual reasons prove me wrong.
>>343131549
>>343129762
You should be able to find meaning deeper than reproduction.
If you invest all of your hope into your offspring, who is to say they won't decide that they want to take a different path from what you want?
Make your own purpose.
>>343147294
Try some hair removal cream or spray. It's great for spots that are hard to reach with a razor, and it easily gets most body hair off if you're willing to pay for it.
Isn't it obvious that Link and Zelda always end up together? Hyrule Warriors shows us just that, they're fated to be together.
>>343147380
>tfw beard grows to full mass in a week
It's awful
>>343147654
Prove yourself right. The burden is on you.
I haven't played all Zelda games, do any of them contain ANY romantic element?
>>343147747
But that's non canon. Although zelda canon in the first place was dumb as fuck.
>>343147747
Hyrule Warriors isn't canon
Didn't WW Link fuck Tetra canonically and gave birth to ST Zelda?
>>343147654
like heterosexual relationships prove me wrong
>>343147673
at a later date maybe. Chicks seem to like my patchy-ass beard and I ain't skinny yet. I do need to shave though.
>>343126834
Kill yourself
>>343147846
There are side characters and stuff with outright romantic elements, but usually romance with Link is just heavily implied.
>>343126834
>their fanbase
>literally one deviantart artist and you who agrees with him
>showing Link with kids, which is unprecedented
This would never happen.
>>343147906
Fair enough, although I doubt they'd like a patchy-ass back. Also, I haven't tried it on facial hair, but I think it's not supposed to be used there.
Is it gay to want to be pretty like a Final Fantasy MC or Link if you're straight?
Aonuma is such a fucking faggot
He makes this saucer eyed dick sucker and what do you know, he just so happens to be the hero with the best life. King, wife, family literally fucking everything. Meanwhile, the hero of time, the one in the game so good it has shit on everything he has made despite being in a two decade old game, gets shit on. Oh he turned into a stalfos because fuck him. And he died unfulfilled, despite all the shit he learned in MM about spreading happiness and healing being it's own reward. He couldn't just leave him as some enigma lost in time. No he had to shit on him while making his fucking cartoon looking faggot the best. Aonuma is a nigger with white skin, fuck him
>>343148348
I also need to get contacts at one point because my vision is fucking shit.
>>343148534
Dude I've seen tons of girls that want link. You would be a hit if you looked like him.
>>343148617
Which I really don't get. He's only really somewhat masculine in his TP iteration, and not even that much, then.
>>343147846
The closest is probably Skyward Sword where the story heavily ships Link with Zelda. You can also optionally romance Peatrice but nothing serious comes from that.
Also Zelda and Link kiss at the end of Zelda 2 but that's more the standard "hero saves the princess" reward
>>343132268
mah nigga!
>>343148551
>the hero of time, the one in the game so good
pffffft. 90's kids, everyone.
>>343148551
Don't worry, HoT will get a happy endingin BoTW
>>343148584
I have naturally dry eyes and it's annoying as fuck because I can't wear contacts for more than a few hours.
>>343148734Talon is cute. Cute!
>>343147747
No, just look at TP Link and Zelda for a counterexample.
>>343148734
What happened to Saria in the Child timeline?
>>343148708
I don't know, I guess some women just want to fuck something resembling themselves but not all the way.
>>343148551
>thinks Ocarina of Time is the best game of all time
>doesn't understand the concept of a tragic hero (Hero of Time dying/turning into a Stalfos because of his very own adventurous soul)
Really makes you think...
>>343131549
This. Put some people on this planet who aren't assholes and will leave it a better place.
>>343146618
says the kid in the video
little bitch deserved itit looks super faked anyway, I don't know any parent who would just let the kid do that or let the person pick something out of the cart and pour it on their kid without really reacting
>>343148734
What artist is this?
>>343148551
>>343148980
>became a stalfos meme
Stalfos aren't ghost skeletons
>>343148865
What happens in that game?
>>343148926
Probably lived happilyif a bit lonelyin Kakariko village.Instead of dying in the Forest Temple.
>>343131907>Supports were cut from the game.
>TFW Ike was gonna get another Lethe support.
>tfw tsundere catgrill does not win the Ikebowl
>gay
>NTR
In the name of the light delete this thread
>>343147747
No.
Example TP Stalfos link.
>>343148985
Oh, you get to decide if your kid is an asshole when you have him?
That would be cool.
>>343133347
There wasn't any connection between OoT Link and WW Link as far as I'm aware.
>>343148709
She was horny as fuck from finally waking up and seeing the pinnacle of manliness had saved her. She had to get that tension out with a kiss. Link appreciated it, but then informed the lady he was seeing her descendant.
>>343149052
google ghostgreen tumblr
>>343149148
They don't have much of a relationship and both Ilia and Midna serve as more prominent love interests.
>>343129848
that doesn't look like ranulf to me faggot
>>343149456
Midna was so blatant femdom bait it wasn't funny.
>>343149303
It would be literally impossible for there to be a relation considering OoT Link doesn't even exist in that timeline.
>>343149332
Fucking thank you, I spent hours yesterday searching for something they drew.
>>343149196Now he's stuck with either a mongrel or a subhuman for the rest of his journey.
Unless they actually say Priam is 100% Ike's descendant, he's a possible faggot.
>tfw tsundere catgrill does not win the Ikebowl
I really liked the Lethe supports from PoR. Shame they didn't implement proper supports in RD. He could've had hot sweaty sparring matches, NTRing Sothe or even banging the Christmas Cake.
>>343129223
All right, I'm officially triggered. Listen here, fucker, I have two wives and a son by each. We all live in one house. The wives were an item before I came along in high school. It is a lifelong thing and we have tons of supportive friends and family. They are my reason for living and I am incredibly blessed. Love comes in many, many forms. Open your mind, dumbass bigot.
>>343130536
my man
too bad we have unicorn-rare taste
>>343149279
>hidden skills that can only be passed down through those carrying "the hero's bloodline"
He fucked someone.
>>343149553
He existed, but he went missing.
>>343129762
Gamer dad here, one year old son and two month old son. Greatest shit ever. You will rage, you will cry, but it's all worth it. Still, you are your own person, anon. Find an anchor. Parenting is great, but maybe your destiny lies elsewhere. Look not for filled time, but for fulfillment. Try everything. Good luck.
>>343149687
Hey! The purity of the love that Ike and Soren feel for each other surpasses that which is capable of being felt by us mere mortals. Do not hate on them!
"Link, the descendent of the Hero of Time: [...] The spirit of Link's ancestor, the Hero of Time, teaches him his secrets. Ever since returning to the Child Era, the swordsman has lamented the fact that he was not remembered as a hero. This is the reason he passes down the proof of his courage and his secret techniques to the Link of this era, addressing him as "son"." (Hyrule Historia pg. 118)
Why are you people so retarded?
>>343149859
We will ever see a TloZ about the missing Hero?
>>343149859
Yeah, he went missing because he disappeared from the timeline, i.e., he doesn't exist in it anymore.
>>343149794
Malon, most likely. Would fit nicely with TP Link's rural origins.
>>343150020
Fuck you, have more Toon Link.
So cute.
>>343149956
I'm not hating them. I'm just expressing that there could've been many more options other than Soren or Ranulf.
Who wouldn't want a fresh boytoy who is in their youth for hundreds and hundreds of years?
>>343150020
Yeah, it's called Majora's Mask.
>>343131914
>thought she was pretty cute when I played as akidthe game is 10 years old don't get too oldfag on me
>replay TP
>can't get over her dumb fucking bangs
>>343149781
<3
Thankfully it's a popular enough series that even more niche interests get some love.
>>343150113
Ike and Soren love each other and I will not accept any implications otherwise.
>>343148980
Tragic hero would have been better done by having him wander around the lost woods for eternity, falling into world after world, saving it and never getting the glory
>>343148534
>>343148708
>>343148969
Not all women want a beefy guy.Everyone has different tastes.
>>343125637
>Will Link ever get laid?
Heavily implied that he and Zelda in Skyward Sword form the basis for all ground-walking Hylian people.
Tetra and Link seem to move forward together judging on how TWW ends.
ALTTP Link and Zelda seem to have a pretty good connection considering how it follows through the Oracle games.
The Hero of Time probably had a lot of casual sex since everyone in OOT wanted his dick, but ultimately he was either truly married to the sword or fucked Malon or something.
>>343149982
This is such fucking horse shit. MM was all about coming to terms with losing people and with not getting the recognition. He was fine with it, he could have easily stayed for the festival and people, at least some, would remember him and thank him. But he willfully chose not to because he realized he didn't need that shit.
Fuck Aonuma that slant eyed gook
>>343128580
>>343128590
>>343128825
>>343129950
>>343130168
>>343130664
>>343131505
>>343133227
>>343134343
>>343136943
Holy shit you guys like just got rights and now i can see why it took so long, you guys are all supergay
>console will always be adult link
>handheld will either be "nostalgically" fugly classic link or toon link
>us young link fans are left in the cold
>>343149982
This is a shit explanation. He says specifically in TP not that he's mad he wasn't remembered as a hero, but that he's restless because his techniques never got passed on to his descendants for when evil would return to the world
>>343125637
>windwankerism
>>343125637
Just a reminder Spirit of the Hero exists because every link is a permavirgin.
>>343146618
>Anybody who could do this to a child should be fucking shot.
>Trying to defend shitty partnering
You're the same people who have children in highschool and wonder why your kids grow up to be shitty human beings
>>343150701
Where you belong. Young Link is trash. He should only be Toon, teen or adult.
http://pastebin.com/u/GreenFuck
Classics
>>343150701
Classic Link is cute!
>>343150713
>>343150568
"You have at last mastered all of the hidden skills. Although I accepted life as the hero, I could not convey the lessons of that life to those who came after. At last, I have eased those regrets. You who have marched through countless foes, each mightier then the last... You who now gaze to the future with vision unclouded... Surely you can restore Hyrule to its stature of yore as the chosen land of the gods. ...Farwell!"
This is what he says so you are correct.
>>343151105
you have shit taste my man and that's all I'll say about that
>tfw you will never naked wrestle with link
>bump limit
Fun while it lasted.
>>343149982
>>343151024
Why can't people on this site read?
Here's to BoTW.
>>343151408
Yep
See you fuccbois later
>yfw BotW features link as the alpha he was always meant to be, banging whore farm girls left and right
>and they show full penetration
>>343150568
Well technically Koizumi wrote most of MM, not him.
>>343151861
Yeah and he disregarded that with the shit heap that is tp
>>343138885
Favorite part?
>>343151950
Exactly. If anything I was agreeing with you.
>>343151680
Witcher/legend of zelda crossover with collectable cards when?
I would actually really enjoy a game set in the zelda universe where you play as some random knight dude instead of link doing something entirely different.
>>343151680
>BotW features link as the alpha he was always meant to be
We're talking about a guy who started rumors that Nintendo might have just made Link into a girl, here. He's a fuccboi, though he might be the roughest, toughest fuccboi around.
>Straightfags wouldn't fuck this
I want to have a bromance with Link, nothing sexual or romantic, just wanna fight niggas with him. Maybe spar or something.
>>343152664
I'd fuck anything that'd let me
im very lonely
>>343152664
dat some ylwkirby?
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