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Something came in the mail?
I hope it's video games
Can't be too big
It'sGOOD TASTE
hold on there's something under it?
whoa
the box is bretty cool though
>>343111840
gay
>>343112758
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
You're the gay, anon.
>>343111840
Did you wash that off before you put it in the box? Also why are you such a disgusting beast?
>>343111840
now put it in ur butt
>>343111840
I'm glad things worked out the way they are supposed to
>>343111840
I might throw up
Well, that was a waste of time and money. With that money you could have bough me a copy of Mass Effect andromeda with your star ocean, you are not a bro.
>>343113314
Plus those dragon dildos can get pretty expensive.
>No anthrax
Failed yet again
>Tfw nodog dildo
>>343112057
It's fucking nothing
Since this thread is now a Star Ocean thread, is Star Ocean 4 worth playing?
>>343112057
I like how warped the spine on the art book looks. Waste of money.
>tfw nohorse cock dildo
>>343113314
Ill do another unboxing for Andromeda in the same fashion
>>343113584
No, 4 is regarded as the worst in the series. Really not enjoyable at all outside of the combat. Just starting 5 so Ill l can't speak on it.
>>343113584
Nope, just as shitty as the last few.
>>343113687
>Ill do another unboxing for Andromeda in the same fashion
You're a cool guy.
>tfw box full of bad dragon toys
>tfw browsing 4chan the other day with a knot up my ass and no one on /v/ could do anything about it
>>343114372
Filth. Your poor family.
>>343114372
Do you even feel poo coming out of your butthole anymore?
>>343114372I do that sometimes too
>>343111551
>>343111840
>bought Star Ocean
>owns a dragon dildo
Can't say i'm surprised
>>343113678
They get boring after a while. The dragon ones with loads of ridges and bumbs feel much better
>>343114727
I don't think you'd believe how powerful my anus has become, to the contrary.
>>343114727
Butt does not work that way uderaged Veeti.
>>343114941
I'm underage because I don't jam large objects up my ass daily?
>>343112057
I just got the base game. been playing it all morning. It's pretty fun. definitely better than star ocean 4 by a mile.
>>343111840
THAT'S A BIG COCK.
>>343115049
Couldn't be more young. I started putting shit up my assafter i got abused my cousinwhen i was 9.
>tfw no tentacle dildo
>>343115049
Freak
>>343115049
Talking about things you do not know shit about, yes
>>343115231
>tfw want bad dragon
>would cost well over 200€ importing it to europe
>would need to declare the packages content
fuck that, regular will do until I figure out silicon casting
>all these bum blistered normies
I love dragon dildo threads because of all the delicious rustled jimmies.
Thinking about letting Rex knot me tonight. Got pretty close last time.
>>343115380
They're silicone sculptures, anon. That's what they're shipped as.
>>343115380
If you're a disgusting beast you might as well let everyone know so they wont have to come in contact with you
Pretty sure this thread is not video games.
>>343114465
>>343112981
>>343115874
normie detected
>>343116013
Kid who shoved Legos and gi joes in his ass
>>343116013
>you're a normie if you don't like having ginormous dragon cocks up your ass
>>343113521
There's like three different dog dildos on BD alone, without counting the fox dildo, the horsedog dildo, the werewolf dildo and wearable and none of the handful of other companies that also make dog dildos
>>343116275
It makes sense. No normal person would do this. Only someone with a mental illness
>>343116275
yeah, actually. that's pretty normal.
>>343116275
>He doesn't want to be fucked by a dragon
>>343116275
You're a normie if it bothers you that other people do
>>343116367
>comes to a site overrun by deviants to complain about degeneracy
I think Facebook would be a better fit for you, my normal friend.
>>343116441
>He buys the Beats By Dre of Dildos
>>343110786
Prolly something gay
>>343111551
Totally not surprised
>>343111840
Haha...what a faggot
OP is ALWAYS a faggot, faggot.
>>343116809
that would be correct if there were reputable companies making enthusiast dildos.
but they dont.
>>343116809
>he buys the cheap knock-off full of phthalates
>>343115206
>4u
What's so good about dragon dildos anyway?
>>343117437
You get to show it on /v/ for pic related.
>>343115206
For you.
Now THIS is big.
https://videos.toypics.net/view/4347/xl-trex-hilted-1/
>>343117437
You get to shove it up your ass.
>>343115524
>tfw you take the knot
>>343117689
>This video again
It will never cease to horrify me.
>>343117437
They come in shapes that are very uncommon in dildos you get from regular or fetish stores. These ones feel way more interesting and intense up your butt than your regular rubber sausage.
>>343117920
>Tfw you finally manage to force the knot back out
>>343118419
relax and let gravity do its job.
>>343113584
If you like schlock or "B-Movie" type things, it's worth playing since the gameplay is actually good.
>>343110786
Literally not even worth the $110. The "Federation ID card" is fucking cardboard instead of plastic and also half assed(should have been able to give them a name and photo to put on the card to personalize it instead of preschool art project it), the artbook is tiny, the game is subpar and the art prints are small.
At least FFXV has a statue and movie.
