New dinosaurs themed games fucking when?
>>343108693
never because feather fags ruin them.
never ever
>>343108693
This game was fucking 11/10 co-op material.
>>343109138
dinosaurs look great with feathers
that said jurassic park is one of the few series that could get away with not having them be feathered given its backstory
>>343108693
Saurian looks promising.
>>343109138
>Not scalefags that want to backpedal science to fit their Jurassic Park agenda
I wish dinosaurs had taken off like zombies did.
>>343109469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktbrUBUbjD0
Saurian indeed looks promising. I still have faith in the crowdfunding system, in spite of shit like Broken Age and Armikrog sucking, and the recent rumors that The Mandate is in dire straits, having lost half their staff and relocating to Slovakia to cut down on development costs.
>>343109380
>Running from the T-rex mission
>Raft mission
Shit was good
>>343109380
The level design (especially in the caves) was awful though. Still fun to fuck around in. PS1 Lost World and Genesis JP are the best IMO though. Rampage Edition was good too.
>>343109765
aliems are cooler
>>343109765
Dinosaurs were pretty big during the 90s.
>>343109929
PS1 game was pure trash.
>>343110408
Nah man it was great. The Special Edition fixed most of the issues of the original release. It's far better than the original.
Why 2 and 3 were so disappointing?
>>343109765
Hard to make dinosaur romances and dinosaur tv shows on a low budget
>>343112994
That sounds hilarious though. Provided they used guys in suits and not shitty CGI.
Something like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmxQSwwTRqU
could be cool though.
>>343111467
3? There was no DC3.
>>343112994
>Hard to make dinosaur romances
pretty easy actually
>>343114520
Oh god it's a whole series...
>>343108693
Yearly reminder that Rampage Edition is best JP game.
>>343114520
>mfw I have that t-rex toy sitting on my shelf
>>343114520
My favourite would still be pic related.
>>343115350
Hot glue it.
>>343116791
Thats one big leprechaun.
>>343116791
MORE OF THESE
Ravaged by the Leprechaun
written by
PETER GREENE
CHAPTER 1
There was a leprechuan and his name was Patrick was his name. Yes, that
is right, he was the coolest leprechaun in County Connemara , a rural place
in rural Ireland where he was living. his house was red and he was a good
guy. he knew right from wrong and he knew how to party. he wasnt the best
at school when he was in school but now years later he had a successful
business.This leprechaun was pretty cool for a lot of reasons. Number 1 he
had a really cool hat that all the other dickhead leprechauns envied
because it was made out of solid gold, and even though it was heavy, the
leprechaun had such a solid thick neck that he was able to support it all
and his own head as well! he was quite the guy. So he woke up one
morning and had a piece of toast , but then his leprechaun friend shouted
in the window hey you fucken leprechaun why do you always have a bad ,
carb based breakfast, that white bread has too much simple carbohydrate
in it you idiot . so then the leprechaun said what kind of better breakfast
coud i eat? The other guy then said to him , well friend what I have for
breakfast is this
Pain au chocolat
Pan de yuca – served for breakfast or with tea in Bolivia
Pancake
Pandebono – a popular breakfast food in Colombia.
Pandesal – A common Philippine breakfast bread
Palmier
Pain aux raisins
Palm syrup
Pastry
Peanut butter
Perico
sweetener.
Pesarattu – A popular breakfast crepe from Andhra Pradesh, India made
with green gram.
Phitti – a hunza bread that is a common breakfast food
Pisca Andina
Pop-Tarts
Popover
Porridge
Portuguese sweet bread
Potato cake
Poached egg
Popcorn cereal – consumed by Americans in the 1800s, this is popcorn
with milk and a Potato scone
Protein bar
Puttu
Pudding-Irish
And then the leprecuahn said but what the fuck that breafkast is way more
than what i have what kind of stupid friend are you get the hell out of here
so the other guy left.
CHAPTER 2
NOw there is also a woman, and her name was Mary. She was the most
beautiful woman in all of Ireland, she had a beautiful body and really big
breasts. She was truly a stunning hot woman and she had a big ass too.
Every man wanted to be her boyfriend and even some girls wanted to be
her girlfriend. She was very healthy too and had great skin and everyone
liked that. One day one of her friends asked, “Mary how do you keep your
skin looking so good? what things do you put on your face?”
and mary said well i use the following products
creams
ointments
analgesic
applications
balsams
cerates
compounds
creams
demulcents
dressings
embrocations
emollients
formulas
lotions
medicines
potions
preparations
prescriptions
then her friend said wow that is a lot of things that must be like 100. Mary
laughed and said, no you stupid head it is not 100, do you even know how
to count? watch i will shjow you how to count from one to one hundred
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
[This actually does go all the way to 100 but 4chan's giving me a "Too many lines" error. First time I've seen that.]
Wow said Marys friend, you are so smart, I bet one day you will charm a
handsome man. “Maybe one day” said Mary.
Chapter 3
The leprechuan walked down the road, his sexy balls dangling between his
plump , perfect strong muscular ass as we walked. He met eyes with the
woman and he said oh my god she is a wonderful woman i think she is so
sexy. “Hi “ he said to her. “Hey what is it” she said. Oh nothing how about
we just make sweet love so they did. THe leprechuan and her made
beaitfuil tender love for hours and they were nude in the field together and
then she said I love you. then he said i dont know if i love you yet ok? i
need more time to think about this please understand but i do know that i
feel something strongly for you! OH YEAH MY BIG ERECTION! she
thought this was very charming so she put his penis in her mouth again and
and they had more sex in a beautiful country setting oh yes it was beautiful
thanks. t
then they fell asleep together and slept for a long time in the field. when the
woman woke up the leprechuan had gone . he was nowhere to be seen?
where was he now? who knows, maybe he had important business to do.
as she was walking out of the field a farmer was passing by and she said
“hey did you see the leprechaun in this field leave?” and he said
“leprechaun? you slept in that field all night on your own?”
She was shocked. Had this all been some type of dream? was the
leprechuan ever real? had she imagined all of this? no she thought. if felt
too real, he remember the powerful touch of his balls and ass brushing off
her back as she slept. his hads on her body in all types of intimate places.
the smell of his breath as he lay next to her it had happened. she had been
powerfully ravaged by the leprechuan.
>>343109469
Dont you have some feathers to attach to a sauropord, you mental case?
>>343116791
>Tasted his lucky charms...
>Lepriporn
>Limerdicks
Did 4chan write this shit?
>>343114363
Yeah there fucking was.
Dinosaurs in SPACE.
>>343114520
>>343114726
>>343116791
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica
>it's actually for real
>>343120843
Nigga probably is blocking painful memories.
>>343120632
The guy who wrote it is the best shitposter I've ever witnessed. I'm fairly certain he does come here.
>>343121198
>A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay
>>343121198
>A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay
You cant make this shit up.
>>343111467
Fuck you, 2 was amazing
>>343121568
>>343121537
You guys should look into Chuck Tingle, author of Professor TRex Teaches me Gayness
>>343122827
>>343122827
Yeah but it's not a BILLIONARE t-rex. Who would want a deadbeat hobosaur to make you a faggot when you could kiss your anal virginity goodbye to have a billionae dinosaur serve you the fucking world in a gold platter.
It's a no brainer.
http://jurassicoutpost.com/cancelled-jurassic-world-video-game-back-development/
Don't give up hope.
>>343123996
I haven't read it yet, but Gay TRex Law Firm Executive Boner probably has a few well to do sauroids
>>343109138
This so fuckin much, feathers bring the worst kind of furfags and pretentious neohipsters aboard.
>>343111467
The same reason why RE games suck now, they stopped being focused on survival and went for more action based gameplay.
