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>the Guardian
Fuck off
Chloe Moretz as the square block
>what is implicit storytelling
Will it be a movie about that dude secretly writing game on a soviet PDP clone while wokring for KGB?
>>343091090
i sincerely hope its this and not a movie about fucking tetris blocks
Gonna be a blockbuster
>tetris
>story
What fucking story
>>343090839
>>343091090
>>343091323
>>343091518
I mean there's a Angry Bird movie so it's not surprising.
>pic related
>>343091518
If it is a story like King of Kong or the history of Tetris it won't be a success but it will be decent.
If it is like Battle ship or pixels it still won't be a success but it will also be shit
>>343090191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzkXSddxwv8
>>343091090
Why would they clone pewdiepie?
>>343090191
Meanwhile incredibly good scripts are forgotten just because the jewery is insatiable and keeps putting out shit movies left and right.
Gonna need at least three movies to put the goyim back to sleep after the last normie adaptation went off the rails.
>the guardian
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>>343091696
Angry birds can at least be written into a story.
Tetris literally "Falling blocks in Russia". It's like how battleship was about aliens and shit
>>343092529
How is this any different from SJW film analysis?
>>343092529
/pol/ aproves this
>>343092713
>tfw there are iron stars from WoW in that movie
>>343090191
I would believe Hollywood is this retarded.
>>343091481
Underrated post
>>343090191
>The Guardian
uhhhhhhhh.......
Commit suicide.
>>343090191
I'm still hoping that SoTC goes through
>>343093046
Even SJWs genuinely think the film is right-wing propaganda.
>"What the heck is this? Some sort of meninist political statement attempting to vindicate male anger? In a kids movie? Maybe men shouldn't make movies"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE_1KlWFJyA&ab_channel=Black20Studios
>>343090191
Oh is Metzen doing another movie?!
>>343091518
>Not knowing that tetris is an allegory for living under an oppressive capitalist society
>>343090191
it tells the complex story of an angled individual trying to fit in to a linear society
>>343092713
did battleship have a story
thats a big story
>>343096758
For you
>>343091481
Stole that from the other thread faggot
>>343093046
The Coexist bumper sticker on the pig's ship pretty much blows your shitty SJW rhetoric right back into your ass, fuck off.
>>343090191
>tetris
>not a tetralogy
wow
>the cuckdian
The only worthwhile news outlet in the UK is either the Times or the FT.
>>343090191
>Tetris gets trilogy as story "too big" to fit into single film
>Tetris trilogy
>Story too big to fit into a single film
>Tetris story too big
>Tetris story
