>You can't handle this game, anon. It's too strong for you!
Which game is it, /v/?
>>343089071
touhou
Jak 2
Life.
Dwarf Fortress
Topleft
Terraria Expert
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
>>343089071
Game seller. I am going to play vidya. Give me the your best game.
>>343091743
My games are too hard for you, you can't handle my games!
>ascended in nethack 7 times
>beat hard mode FTL with every ship
>killed abyssal god etrian odyssey 3 without looking up strategies
>200 days survived long dark
>shitzillion hours in dark souls/monster hunter
>literally solo'd expert realism in left 4 dead 2 with no bots including surviving finale alone without cheesingcan't beat advance wars days of ruin
Vagrant Story
>>343092125
likely story.
Dark Souls
OSU!
>>343089545
This, I can beat them on easy but medium fucks me up real good. Fucking Sakuya.
Darkest dungeons.OVERCONFIDENCE
>>343094947
I dunno why but I have more trouble on easy than I do on medium.
>>343094947
best touhou
but god damn, she is difficult
try playing perfect cherry blossom first to hone your skills, its the easiest, even though people say imperishable night is I find PCB better
>>343089071
I am physically incapable of playing RNG games because I am a statistical anomaly. They are too strong for me.
>Darkest Dungeon
>Ambushed by spiders
>All four of them attack my healer
>All four of them crit
>healer is dead before my turn
Or
>Using Occultist
>Need heals
>All his heals are 0-2 point heals with bleeding damage
This happens in other games with randomization mechanics.
Zelda 2
I finished it once without savestates, god knows how
But I never managed to finish it again
>>343095931
what about rpgs with less weighted RNG like etrian odyssey?
>>343089071
Any isometric rpg ever made.
>>343095931
Huh, I'm the opposite of you. Always when I need it I get that crit or a heal heals it's fullest with no bleed. OnlyMonHunfucks me over. Too bad my luck doesn't extend to gambling.
>>343092361
Just beat this. Great game, but not too tough once you know what you're doing.
>>343095931
Spiders aren't actually that fast in DD, you kinda fucked your team somehow, speed wise, because you should've had at least one guy able to go before them. They only got 3/4/5 speed(+1 per difficulty)
>>343089071
Who tells you this kind of shit?
Or are you a little brother shitter?
>>343096361
>he hasn't sold his soul and firstborn son to the desire sensor for good drops yet
I want casuals to leave /v/
>>343089071
do you ever get tired of making these fucking threads?
>Deadbolt Death and Famine run
I just can't do it, the game beat me.
>>343096795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
>>343091819
Potion seller, enough of these games! I'm going to play games and I'm going to need your strongest games.
>>343097284
My hardest games would make a neckbeard ragequit, let alone a regular nerd!
>>343096102
Anything that involves numbers fucks me over.
When I play D&D, nine out of ten times I will roll below a ten on the d20, even with digital dice.
>>343096361
That's the entire point of a statistical anomaly. I exist because you exist, to keep balance.
>>343096708
Actually, the SPD is determined by a RANDOM NUMBER, plus your stat. So I roll low and the fucking spiders rolled high.
Ikaruga
I can't do it. I have no special skill in shmups, I don't find the genre fun, but I picked it up to try for a bit because a friend of mine says its perfect
perfectly impossible more like
>>343097476
Potion seller, I'm telling you right now I need only your hardest games!
>>343097479
>I always roll below 10 on the d20
Fer, my friend, is that you?
>>343097479
>Actually, the SPD is determined by a RANDOM NUMBER, plus your stat
Figures, this game is a motherfucker.
>After so many years playing games on the hardest mode available I am unable to enjoy moderate challengesI suck at fighting games and can't beat Remillia on hard tho.
>>343089545
the easier games are hard but doable. Shit like UFO is goddamn nuts.
>>343097685
No, I am a separate but kindred soul. Tell your friend he is not alone.
>>343097497
So what you are saying is that you are too much of a pussy to figure out the game.
>>343097690
>playing spacechem in the lab doing a distillation
>my supervisor comes over I think I'm fucked
>ends up helping me with Prelude to a Migraine
He's pretty based.
Human Resource Machine is too hard for me. Fucking Boolian shit blows my mind at powers and stuff.I wish I was better
>>343097690I'm too dumb for this game
>>343098346
he knows he isn't
the curse always makes him company
>>343098135
I'm still a fucking casul who can't normal IN or PCB
Professor Layton games
puzzles are too hard
>>343099403
>Hey luke how many candles do you need to met a 3m^3 cube of ice considering a candle can melt abou 125cm^3 in its lifetime?
>LOL none, cuz' if you do nothing it will melt eventually
Fuck you Layton
>>343097180
At least you don't have make them in Ng+.
>>343099710
>Getting mad at his genius
Fuck, that got me good. Never would have thought of that.
KSP and From the Depths, I'm just too stupid.
>>343089071
Shumps and Srpgs
I can beat DMC3 on DMD mode easy but I'm stuck in fire emblem awakening. With shumps I don't think I ever liked them enough to memorize them I don't think its a game you can beat on good decisions and reflexes alone.
>>343100651
Damn man I'm the opposite. I breeze through stuff like Fire Emblem but my fingers turn into useless flabby sausages when I play DMC.
>>343097648
I can't sell you my games because you are a casual. You better go to a store that sells mobile games!
>>343091515
Just play MiBe
