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>Hitman
>You don't hit on men
>>343083279
>Halflife
>You start with full life
But you are a man who hits things.
>Call of Duty
>You can't make calls
>Watchdogs
>You hack shit and murder minorities
?
>STALKER
>No women
>Killing Floor
>You don't kill floors
>Pokemon
>You don't poke Jamaicans
>>343084796
Keeps it from being waifu bait. Also women are too weak and most if not all would die pretty fast in that environment. Either that or the Zone turned everyone into males.
>Dark Souls
>The souls are the brightest thing in the game.
>>343085030
>gran autismo - the post
>>343085078
Fuck off
>Kingdom Hearts
>There's no kingdom
also, >>343085078
fuck off
>Sleeping Dogs
>there are no sleeping puppies
>>343085078
Fuck off
>>343085078
Perfect timing, fuck off Randy.
>>343085030
>he didn't see the bloodsucker fanarts
>>343084853
>Killing Floor
>The floor doesn't kill you
>Overwatch
>You don't automatically shoot people advancing on your position.
>>343085078
>>343085078
frig off
>2hu
>not even 1 hu
>>343083279
>Garry's mod
>It's everyone's mod
>ff7:dirge of cerberus
>no three headed dog
>-silent- hill
>radio won't shut up
>Dragon Age
>The dragons don't age
>>343085078
fuck off, Randy
>Final Fantasy
>More than 20 games
>>343085078
Fuck off.
>>343085180
But there is? Why do you think they call him King Mickey
>Resident Evil
>No evil residents
>earthbound
>you fly in a spaceship
>Haunting Ground
>You don't haunt grounds
>>343085842
The entire world is "Disney Castle", not "Disney Kingdom". Therefore, no Kingdom
>>343085896
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
>Quake
>Has horrible head bobbing
>/v/
>you don't talk about video games
>Splinter Cell
>You don't chop phones in half
>Super Mario Bros.
>just Mario in different clothes
>Farcry.
>It's a far cry from a decent game.
>Mass Effect
>Your choices have no effect, mass or otherwise
>>343086015
But isn't the whole galaxy the kingdom?
>>343086153
They should have copied the bobbing head thing from Doom, then it would've been perfect
>>343085858
there literally is, that is the point of the game.
residency and residents turned into monsters.
try again anon
>Battlefield
>Not battling 24/7 in literal fields
>Not battling the fields themselves
>>343084503
>half life
>you aren't even radioactive
>>343085858
Actually the first resident evil game was in fact a giant residential (the mansion) and the evils within.
>watch dogs
>you don't watch dogs
>>343086780
You actually do, anon. You actually do...
>>343086153
>Quake
>There are no earthquakes
>NetHack
>there isn't any network
>>343085030
>Also women are too weak
>>343083279
>Daggerfall
>No falling daggers
>team fortress
>there are no fortresses
>captcha
>select all sandwiches
>hamburgers in the list
>Gundam Breaker 3
>You don't just break Gundams
>You break more than 3
>Descent: Freespace/Freespace 2
>they aren't even free
>Stardew Valley
>The stars don't have dew on them, and the dew isn't shaped like a star, and it's not in a valley
>Rainbow Six
>There aren't any rainbows
>Terraria
>you're not actually on Terra
What gives?
>Crash Bandicoot
>You play as a fox
>street fighter
>you don't fight in the street
>>343087971
He's a marsupial you dimwit
>>343088104
A marsupial doesn't wear shoes or pants as far as I know
>>343088103
>the king of fighters
>there is no king, the game is not actually the best fighting game
>deus ex
>no plot twist
>Snake Eater
>You actually eat snakes
>Final Fantasy
>almost 20 sequels
>Red Orchestra
>Not about orchestras
>>343088103
WRONG !!!!
>Fallout 4
>You and your wife's relationship is perfectly healthy
>Remember Me
>no one remembers the game exists
>>343091236
>perfectly healthy
>she's dead
>>343087965
>terraria
>you actually can capture small animals and use glass to craft them into Terraria
Huh. Whoda thunk.
>>343091393
Post spoilers one more time you fucking son of a bitch, I'll fucking end you
>>343084972
kek
>>343091390
I'll finish the second level one of these days
>>343083279
>Starcraft
>You don't craft stars
>War Thunder
>There isn't any thunder
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