https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/28/tetris-films-trilogy?CMP=fb_gu
I don't know how to feel about this.
this summer, the block buster to end all block busters.
>>343082791
Kiss my sphincter
>>343082791
CARLOOOOOOOOOS!
>>343082791
put me in the screencap
>>343082791
I want this capped so we know that it was called before marketing got ahold of footage.
>>343082791
Goddamn
Watch it be Social Network tier.
>>343082791
KEK
That would actually be a cool motto
http://gprime.net/game.php/tetoris
Here you go /v/, something to waste time.
>Trilogy
Not a Tetralogy
Who's the protagonist?
I think it should be Z-block, he had a hard life, hated by everyone, never finding a fitting place
>>343082791
Somebody is gonna steal this and put it on the actual trailer
>>343082791
>>343082436
>too much story to cover.
Obviously a joke.
>>343082791
>>343083736
cool virus, buddy.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JkteuzG.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>343083783
As if.
I don't remember Z-Block winning any Gamefaqs character battle.
>>343082791
Hello can I hire you as avlead of marketing team for my latest project?
>>343083736
can confirm, its wasting my time. good thing to do when downloading shit.
>>343082791
Just waving to me on r/4chan
What block is your waifu?
>mfw this movie is gonna be about a square block that identifies as a line block and he just wants to fit in
>>343084156
LINE-CHAN IS CUTE
CUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 v 1 me on tetrisfriends fagit
u wont
>>343083753
Missed opportunities desu lads.
>>343084156
Square
![retro-video-game-01a_9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ml29KdD.jpg "retro-video-game-01a_9[1].jpg")
>>343084156
I like 'em thick
>>343082791
>>343082791
The first reply is always the best one.
>>343082791
Oh you mother fucker
>>343084664
is this loss?
>>343084156
Z block is clearly objectively the best.
So...what the fuck will it be about?
>>343084465
Jesus fuck, spoiler that shit.
>>343082436
what?
but
how?
>>343082791
Motherfucker
>>343082791
put me in the screencap
>select all images with popcorn
>>343083926
L is banned from the movie because of copyright issues with some obscure Vietnamese scrolls company.
>>343084465
>2x2
I will show you real THICC
I really like this thread
>>343082791
>>343085873
enjoy lads
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>>343087689
Finally
A /v/ screencap without a mosaic of posts covering the shit we need to see.
>>343087643
Every waking moment of my life, I want to protect and love Chiaki Nanami, the ultimate Gamer Waifu! I want to feed her kind words about how good an example she is to other gamers and make her bed every day with fresh linen so she sleeps in pure comfort. I want to always make sure that I'm there to press the snooze button on her alarm clock for her and gently coax her awake when she wants to finally get out of bed. Then I'll clean her entire game collection every week and make sure that all her discs are always in their proper case and repair every scratch in each and every CD she owns. I'll buy her every Video Game OST she likes and always keep spare controllers and memory cards for her to use if even one single button begins to stick!
And I'll make sure to buy her foreign consoles and games for every game that people refuse to localize! Like Tetris the Grandmaster 3: Terror Instinct! I'll always upgrade her gaming PC with the latest graphics cards and solve all of her driver issues that she could possibly have!
Then, I'll help her play through every Dating sim there ever was, and I'll help her learn how to beat them on her own, ensuring that she has the social skills fitting for a wonderful young lady like her!
>>343082791
If this isn't actual marketing then nothing is.
What's your definitive Tetris version?
>>343088153
man these nvidia tech demos are getting surreal
>>343082791
This is for the screencap
>>343084746
Migrants fitting into society.
>>343088153
what game is this?
>>343088153
That's fucking hot. Source.
>>343087689
That wasn't that funny, how new are you all?
>>343082791
>>343083735
Thats a tagline not a motto, jerk ass
i fucking hate this place
>from the creators of Foodfight
>>343082791
goddamit
>movie would consist of blocks slowly falling downwards and talking with each other as they go through their lives ending on the bottom alone and afraid until their friends and family finally join them if they were on the same paths
>the different paths the blocks each individually take are references towards various religions
>>343082791
This line would actually work better with Breakout
The sequel's tagline can be
"Line up for the best movie experience of the year"
>>343085814
>posable iron giant toy
Where damnit
WHERE
>>343082791
ayy
>>343082791
I approved
Are they basing it off of Tetris World's storymode?
>>343088153
Is he ded?
>>343082791
Story movie is based on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30b7jLZjp6w
mfw...TetrisCinemtaicUniverse
>>343082436
Well that makes sense. I mean, as soon as the plot starts to line up, it disappears.
>>343087525
UNNNNFF
>>343082791
I hope they add this to the trailer.
>>343093096
>>343090567
Line up for the blockbuster to end all blockbusters
>>343093096
better than the first reply to be quite brutally honest
>>343082791
HUE
>>343083725
It's staring Chinese actors not Russians, so no.
>>343083863
It's about the Soviet Union from the beginning of the Iron Curtain to the fall of the Berlin Wall
There's a ridiculous amount of material to cover.
>>343082791
hi r/4chan
>>343082436
Yeah, cuz they're jews who want three movies worth of funding up front so they can make one flick and run off with the rest.
PA predicted this.
>TETRIS. SEE THE NEW SHAPE OF FEAR SUMMER 2004. A JERRY BRUCKHEIMER FILM.
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>>343082791
well played
>>343093096
>>343082791
I don't know if it's a good or bad thing that this is the best thread we've had in the whole year
>>343088153
Nullpomino.
There is no reason why you would want to play any other version.
>>343082791
>>343082791
>>343082791
Why is Reddit so awful?
>>343083753
fukcing this holy shit
>>343082791
I actually laughed
>>343082791
post yfw the Tetris trilogy becomes the best video game movie ever made
>>343082791
Can I be a part of the r/4chan screencap too?
>>343082791
Holy fuck!
>>343082791
How about...
'Get ready to fit in! This summer.'
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>>343082436
>tetris movie
the smugfrog does not approve
>>343082791
First post best post
>>343082791
it wont happen niggers
The only way a tetris movie can work should be if it is like the tetris plus series by jaleco (i think its jaleco, cant remember right)
A group of explorers travel thru the worlds most dangerous temples solving tetronimo based puzzles to claim the relics of the world.
>>343082436
Just watch the old Icons documentary. It'll save you like 5 and a half hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q51TSBak0ds
>>343082791
first post best post
It can't be worse than the Emoji movie
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>>343104380
Well, the director has confirmed it's not gonna be about personified Tetris blocks, so there's that.
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>>343082791
you cheeky cunt
>>343106014
So what, its gonna be a documentary?
