Who's your main /v/?
>92 hours of Genji and counting
>>343066424
And I bet you are still fucking dragging your team down and/or refuse to switch if anyone other than you is playing "the ebin ninjacyborg".
>>343066959
Why would I switch? Genji is my main, I play him exclusively. Please tell me you're not one of those shitters who thinks if you actually try to make a good team comp with the shitters you end up with you have a better chance at winning than if you just play something you're good at, because if you do fucking lol
>"Hey! We need a support, we have too many offence heroes. You playing Genji! Switch to a support hero!"
>"FUCK YOU GENJI IS MY MAIN."
>Team loses
People who "main" in Overwatch need to be shot.
>>343067680
>He actually thinks healing the autistic mongloids quick play lumps you with will give a better chance of winning than just carrying the team on your back
Fucking idiot. Enjoy your losses while your dumb ass tries to be a 'team player'. I'll be over here with my 62% win rate because I wipe the enemy team and get the objective.
>>343066424
>enemy team has a semi-competent Roadhog
suddenly you are dead weight.
>>343067914
it's an example you nigger, there could be no tanks or not enough defence.
There can be 3 widowmakers on attack doing jackshit, only caring about their dumb K/D and not getting on the point.
Roadhog a best
>He thinks we care
Man I can't wait until competitive comes out and you get called out for being the shitter you are and get to stay down in bronze league where you belong.
>he thinks roadhog counters genji in top level play
try winston and zarya
>>343068121
Doesn't matter who is on your team. Shitters gunna shit. You just need to carry them to victory and it's way easier doing it by picking a hero you're skillful at than trying to make up for 2 Hanzos and a Widow by playing a tank and getting shit on anyway because none of them can hit a target (shocker!)
>>343067914
>I'll be over here with my 62% win rate because I wipe the enemy team and get the objective.
I'll take "Things that never happen" for 1000 Alex.
I don't mind someone maining, but don't come into the game as the 6th man, pick anything other than support, and then spam chat that WE NEED A SUPPORT GUYS. Don't ever be that guy. If your team doesn't have a Mercy/Lucio/Zenyatta, you are morally obligated to roll support.
>>343068289
>top level play
T.racer here, I have the speed racer theme song on repeat while I play.
I never wanted to main Lucio. It just happened.
>>343066424
Hope you mastered his edge jump exploit with all those hours anon.
>>343068526
>morally obligated
I'll pick Tracer even if the entire team is offensive. Hell, I've convinced entire teams to play as Tracer and it was a lot more fun that your defensive bullshit.
>enemy team has Zarya
>enemy team hastwoSymmetra
>enemy team has NO Bastion
>enemy team has NO Widowmaker
>my team has a Genji
>see he's getting killed over and over in the kill feed
>never changes
>10 min match
>lose
>"someone needed to take out those sentries"
>mfw
lmfao people actually play overwatch and think it's a game that requires actual skill loool
it's only good for the fuckin rule 34 porn, and maybe like an hour or two of gameplay a day or whatever.
>>343066424
>maining in a game designed about constantly adapting by counterpicking
>>343066424
>Maining in a class based game
What a retard, do you also "main" in rock paper scissors?
>My team is always shit! I'm so much better than them and need to carry to win!
>in a game which matches you based on a hidden elo rank
I'll take shit that never happened,
Now fuck off with your shitty bait.
>>343068889
WoW also has classes and everyone has a main, retard
>>343068621
I don't think fucking anyone wants to main Lucio, but I ended up in the same boat.
He's just too useful to not have on a team. Too bad he's absolutely no fun at all to play. Especially on consoles where shooting and wall riding simultaneously is essentially impossible.
Does anyone have any tips on how to get the "get three kills while wall riding in a match" achievement?
>>343068726
I think everyone should have a main per class. Someone you know you can trust to solve the teams problems because you have experience with them.
>Offense
World's Oldest Piece of Shit
>Defense
MIT Manlet
>Tank
Ironically racist SJW boogie man
>Support
Huehue-gofast
>>343068889
>not maining paper
>>343066424
Why do you have to bait OP an overwatch thread, of all things?
Fucking tag it for my filter, you fucking faggot.
>>343069212
On Lijang tower it's relatively easy, especially on the one point in the garden. Just wall ride around the outside and blast people into the pit. With that said, it's still hard as fuck
>>343069212
I disagree, wall skating and bonking people around with right click is fun. So is unkillably darting around a point to extend overtime as long as possible.
>>343066424
I encountered and extremely angry Genji main called 'Niinjah', who used /v/ slang as well.
I hope you weren't behind it, anon
>>343069262
Fuck paper fags you're a broken piece if shit. At least scissors is balanced. I can't believe devs let you go unchecked for damn long
>>343067680
>that guy that always complains other people don't drop what they're doing and go healer
>heaven forbid they're ever the ones to just do it, no it's someone elses problem
Every time.
First of all
>Maining
Second of all
>MAINING GENJI FOR 92 HOURS
What do you do for a hobby, anon?
>>343069480
>I go Reinhardt on a payload map
>Hanzo faggot complains endlessly about no healer
>everybody tells him to go fuck himself
>I say "ok, I'll switch to something more useful" and change to Hanzo
>proceed to copy all of his hero picks (Genji, and then Mercy for the last five seconds) for the match
>>343069567
He baits retards like you.
>>343069354
Now do you have to still be wall riding when "Eliminated" comes up for it to count? Seems tricky as hell to get it in time.
>>343069391
>Right click
See, I think he's be exponentially more fun on PC where you have significantly more control and can do some crazy wall ride actions, and actually aim your standard burst shot as well. On PS4 it's fucking hell.
fucking battlefield 4 takes more skill than overwatch
>>343069923
>not playing a low skill game your gf can enjoy
>>343069480
Make the one tank change to support and keep the 3 attack players?
No.
>>343070070
yeah but overwatch players think the game is a fucking hardcore test of skill. it's laughable my dude. the best thing about the game is the rule 34 porn.
>>343069762
Wall riding is really only good for the occasional shortcut or saving yourself from a fall death, mostly it just makes it easy for people to lead their shots. I think the somewhat useful tricks like skating in the well in Ilios or the top of the tower in Lijiang wouldn't be too hard on console.
Anyone else notice how psychological this game is?
If a single player is dominating your team and you kill them a few times they tend to back off and go back to being cautious.
>sometimes just hearing your team pop multiple ults is enough to break the enemies' will
>>343066424
>I main "X"
Prepare the rope.
Zenyatta, because he melts tanks, erases flankers and can heal anyone at any range.
MVP card all day erryday.
Also fresh OC.
Zenny. I've grown to love him after picking him game after game to support the insta genjis and hanzos.
Lately however I've started also picking genji and following the "genji mains" around stealing kills. If you're gonna main him I figure showing you how to actually play him is better than healing you and your 30% accuracy.
>>343066424
You are the real cancer
>>343070859
Zenyattamind.
>>343070213
It's a little tricky on console but I've managed it.
>>343069212
Use the claw grip i got it easy
Lucio is my boy. My team only wins when I'm playing him. Whether that's a placebo or not, I ain't breaking the chain.
Which hero counters the shit out of Junkrat?
>>343070991
>>343071146
The thing that can fly
>>343066424
>still playing overwatch
People are still living the meme
>>343071503
>guys look at me! I'm so cool and jaded!
fuck off
go shitpost somewhere else
>>343071503
yeah, it's pretty funny. i only linger around overwatch threads in hopes of seeing pr0n.
>tfw yous stopped playing because the friends you bought it to play with are obnoxious cunts who also happen to be Leaguefags
>>343070830
>wrong font
>jerking yourself off
haha, terrible.
>>343072063
Hey, you leave Zenyatta alone. He's a cool guy, it's not his fault his character is bad.
>>343071564
>jaded!
not that guy but i play 2 matches and get bored before logging off. its not as good as tf2 thats for damn sure.
Cheers mate, the cavalry is here!
>>343070213
It's almost impossible unless you either rebind jump to one of the shoulder buttons/triggers or having hideously malformed fingers. Same with Pharah if you actually want to move and turn while hovering.
>>343067680
>"SWITCH TO SUPPORT WE ARE LOSING YOU FUCKING NOOB OMG"
>"no"
I have fun playing reaper, why would I stop having fun just to appease scrubs?
>>343066424
Why do all genji mains sound the same? You dont have a 68% win rate, it most likely under 50. I bet you over extend for a few kills that contribute nothing while your team actually tries to get the objective.
All genuine mains sound like this, autistic crybabies who smash their keyboard and ragequit if their juvenile bullshit loses the game for the team.
All genji mains are this conceited, they think one or two solo kills nowhere near the objective is helping, and that their team which is frantically pushing the payload is the ones at fault for losing.
If you get stuck in a game with a "genji main", fucking leave. Can't wait till I can start selecting avoid for all genji autists
>>343067436
Fucking hell my head can't handle it
>>343068889
All rock. It's called the avalanche. Is this your first day?
>>343066424
80 hours of widomaker
60 hours of hanzo
54 hours of mei
>>343073751
Do you have a life?
>>343069147
Long term WoW players also used to, I dunno if they still do it's been a while, switch to do other things. Almost like you're supposed to do in Overwatch. Huh.
>>343073891Holidays for 2 weeks
Also my playtime is pretty tame compared to the level 300+ guys.
>>343070464
I have not noticed that at all, no.
>>343071385
I play Junkrat a lot and I've never been troubled by Pharrah. Especially once you get the hang of your gun and realise just how fucking slow rocket bitch is in the air.
>>343072369
Not him but why would you respond to someone who calls you jaded by proving that you're jaded?
50% of reinhardt's gameplay is jumping around a corner while winding up the charge, pinning some random fuck, turning around ulting and spinning with your left click
>>343072983
My favourite part is anyone who claims that they main Genji don't understand how to PLAY him. It's like fucking clockwork, every time you see them they're acting like retards and dying over and over again.
And the only reason so many people want to main him in the first place? Because he's a fucking ninja. I'm about as weeb as it gets and that still makes me sad.
>>343069212
Volskaya on defense.
Wall ride the right wall near the spawn as the match starts
I rode past a Reinhardt shield and bumped 4x people off the ledge. Dependent on whether or not people have the tendency to huddle though.
>>343073751
Ah, I see you dont like winning or being a team player.
>>343067436
The bait is.. Pretty solid actually. 8
>>343073891
>unironically asking this on /v/
>>343066424
>tfw you ult and rape the entire team solo
Lucio is good aswell.
>>343066424
>Mainimg anyonr in a counter based game
I have favorite heroes, heroes that i play better than others and heroes that o try to avoid because im just to terrible with them. In the emd i just pick whateber is necessary to the team.
My favorites are roadrog and Zenyata.
>>343069212
Change the controls nigaa, it is what i did
>>343066424
Well sir, of course my main is the only hero that truly represents my dark and twisted side.
I can teleport behind you and destroy you so fast that you'll spit your milk all over your stupid and fake Bible.
Reaper is the only hero for grown ups like me, I only play him while sipping some delicious red wine.
The only hero that gives me problems is Bastion, but that's just because it's a childish and stupidly OP character that I'm sure Blizzard's Devs will nerf, since they're the best Dev's out there.
Good day, my dear.
Doodles
Battleborn sucks, it's shit
>>343067680
>Why don't YOU switch
>Silence
Just as much their fault
>>343068843
an hour or two a day of game play seems pretty good to me.
Genji, Reaper, Widowmaker and Tracer mains are all underage faggots.
>>343073751
If your intention was to make me mad, you did it.
>>343068621
>4h hanzo
time for suicide buddy
>>343075954
Is it weird that the most retarded part of this post was Reaper having problem with Bastion?
mei
>>343067680
>In a group of four
>Pick Genji the second I have a choice because I know one of the randoms is going to
>One of them picks Hanzo
>The other picks Genji anyway
>>343066424
What do you do when the team has multiple Winston's?
>>343069471
>rockfags complaining about balance
when will they learn?
>>343067436
Wonder what this anon's winrate is. I do compose well rounded teams, solo, and have a positive winrate.
>>343076152
>switch from tank to support
>team now has no tank
>switch from support to tank
>team now has no support
But at least we have that additional selfish faggot out pestering the enemy team while we're all still getting melted.
I main Lucio because this game is full of presumptuous faggots and I kill them all the time by blasting them in the face, punching them then m2. And no one bitches at me for not healing.
I main reinhardt and charge constantly
>>343074465
I've found that as Reinhardt, if you do it right he gets his ultimate so damn fast it's unreal. When I'm on my game, I just roll through the other team so quickly.
All of my friends got epic/legendaries for Reinhardt, and so I stopped playing him so much because they want to show off. But man, it's so fucking painful to watch them flail around as Reinhardt when I know I could be outperforming them in every way.
>>343066424
I hope the devil comes and sodomizes you on national television and a few AM radio stations
>>343074465
exactly the same<
>>343078315
you sound like an elitist faggot, i'm sure pretty sure your "friends" probably think this too.
>>343078594
Considering the conversations basically went:
>"Hey, even though you're better at Reinhardt, I'm going to go him because I got the Paragon skin."
>"Yeah, that's cool, go right ahead."
Or
>"Man, I suck as Reinhardt. You should go him instead."
>"Nah, it's fine. Just keep your shield up and it will be fine."
I highly doubt there is any animosity there. After all, a useless Reinhardt is still better than a good Genji, so who cares?
>>343078315
I bought his bloodhardt skin and charge highlight intro with ingame coins, it was very much worth it. I don't babysit people with my shield though, I just pull it up while advancing with my team then I try and charge something
>18hs Roadhog
But he is so much fun
>>343079106
Not that guy, but stacking Reinhardt isn't always a bad idea. He blocks and you berserk all over the point.
I main Zenyatta because retards absolutely refuse to pick support classes, and if I'm going to be forced into a support role, I'm going to pick the support that is most fun to play.
Best thing is, even if I'm shit, I can just blame it on Zenyatta being underpowered.
>18 hours as Torbjorn
>Next person below him is Roadhog at 10
>Both above 70% win rate
Why are they so fun?
>>343080298
Good Zenyatta + backup Lucio for life desu senpai
>>343070830
Muh niggas.Is zenyatta the most under appreciated hero? I shred the enemy team with him. Pinpoint accuracy, long range heals. Zenyatta is based.
>>343080506
Console player detected
>>343080616
I haven't bought a console since 2010 Friendo.
>>343080204
I feel dirty playing him sometimes. Having that melee right out of the hook before or after popping them with the scrap gun just kills so reliability. I wonder if he's gonna get some reworking done, I can see that happening.
Also the whole "hook you over a hole and let you drop" thing is super lame sometimes, I'd loike to see blizzard make him take a full step forward when he gets a hook so they all just jump into holes with people.
>>343080568
How can he possibly be under appreciated or unpopular when there are literally hundreds of you autists every thread talking about how much of a special snowflake you all are for picking him?
>>343079576
I haven't bought anything for Reinhardt yetexcept for "CATCH PHRASE!"mostly because I got one of his recolors and More Stretching Required, and that's good enough for me.
And the only people worth babysitting with the shield are healers or people targetting a turret or Bastion. Though, I've found half of the time my team will scatter if there's a Bastion set up even if I'm shielding them, so if I was to press I'd be by myself, my shield would shatter, and I would die. Other than that, I keep it up when I think it's worth it. Being able to quickly take out a talented Zarya or healer is worth the risk.
>>343080797
>Also the whole "hook you over a hole and let you drop" thing is super lame sometimes
But the Garden at Lijang is perfect for this. Any time I play there I immediately switch to the Hog.
>>343080986
>buying cosmetic skins and DLC
Well now we know who the cancer is
>>343080813
Literally never see anyone picking him. Out of my 100 last matches, i have seen maybe 4 Zenyattas.
>>343081183
This might just be the dumbest statement I've ever seen, so I don't even know how to handle it. I pray to god that you're either fucking around for a rise or are Australian, because it would be tragic for a human being to be this brain dead.
>>343070991
>>343070830
Zen best omnic
I feel so serene playing him
I have 音 LIGHT システム: Buy Milk on repeat at the 15 minute mark, that's how I feel bois, that's how it feels.
>>343081469
you are part of the population that encouraged DLC maps, phone apps that pay to win, LOL skin shit, and a host of other items that were once free. Now companies are withholding content because idiots like you are willing to pay full price of a game AND other parts.
I wanted to play mainly as reinhardt, but instead I'm always playing mercy since nobody wants to be support.
>>343081183
>you earn crates for free
>dupes from crates give you coins
>voice lines cost an absolute fucking pittance
Neck yourself.
>>343081642
I'll bite. You use in-game currency you get through playing the game to buy skins/voices. Now go ahead and post your "I was just pretending to be retarded, got you".
>>343072558
On PS4 you can glide with L2 with Pharah, making it insanely easy and as a tip for Lucio players, map your jump to L3 for easy wall riding.
>>343081642
Keep digging yourself into a deeper hole, you mole-brained retard.
>>343081839
>>343081823
>implying you're not going to buy more crates
i've seen enough shitters like you to know you'll eventually cave in and give 50 dollars to gamble on crates
>>343067680
>People who "main" in Overwatch need to be shot.
but how am I supposed to giiiiit guuuud at this class based fps ??
seriously though, if it doesn't have a competitive ranking system it's not competitive and you're not good
>>343082010
I'll give you one more (You) for the effort you're putting down. At 70 I have already gotten 8 legendary skins and enough money from dupes to purchase another one. There is no point in buying crates unless you are impatient and retarded.
>>343067436
>Genji main
>Gets hard-countered by stupid Monkey and Bae
>Only hard-counters Bastions or trigger-happy retards
I find it incredibly impossible that you're any good at Genji and haven't had a problem with how team comps work.And if you think you're doing good, odds are you had a pocket medic to help you pull it off.
>>343067680
>pick genji at the start of a match
>if we need support or tank, switch to one of those
>if someone else is playing genji, switch to a different character
How did I do, bros?
>>343082365
>Gets hard-countered by stupid Monkey and Bae
You have no idea how hard my dick gets when a Genji will refuse to switch when I'm playing Winston. I just constantly kill them all the while spamming "How Embarrassing". The enemy team is down a man because he wants to be a cyborg ninja.
>>343082472
>implying having two Genji on your team is a bad thing
You should really only have to switch if the other Genji is throwing the game and is being like OP and refuses to switch.
7/10 would question why you picked Genji in the first place when there are shitters like OP to fill that role.
>tfw angry other people tank unless roadhog
Can you be Genji-like with tanks?
>>343082660
Because he's fun.
>pick reinhardt everygame
>shield sometimes
>constantly flank
can anything survive a sneaky rein ultimate?
>>343082221
whatever you say buddy
>>343082558
>Widowmaker/Hanzo picking team off like gnats
>Go Winston
>never let them perform their duties ever again
It's the greatest feeling
>>343082558
>Almost time to re-read Hitman
Cheers for reminding me.
>>343083207
Nigga you don't even have the game.
>>343082663
>charge happy Reinhardts with zero situational awareness
>useless Roadhogs that feed the enemy team ults
>D.Vafags operating under the delusion that she isn't a useless paper turret farm nuke
>>343083368
Just remember,you gotta leave your guns at the door
>>343081845
Thanks for the L3 tip, anon. Don't know why I didn't think of it sooner. Wish you could rebind inputs for heroes individually.
I didn't choose the edgelord life, the edgelord life just has the best sustained DPS at close range and I really enjoy facefucking tanks and squishy supports.
I shit on every Genji I see. Possibly the only class that is never needed. There's always a better choice.
