>playing Mercy
>land from high up
>*clack*
>immediately get rock hard boner
Anyone else know this feel?
>>343037843
no nigga what? what the fuck does *clack* even mean?
>>343038718
You know, **clack**
Pure practitioner or naughty nurse?
Yep
I can't play with Mercys on my team anymore or the enemy team. Haven't played in like a week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5xxd5gbzPI
>>343038945
I can't decide Anon
I would think pure practitioner, which is kinda even sexier in its own way
>>343037843
I can't even play D.Va because her adorable voice makes me so rock hard I need to masturbate
Why is she just such a perfect Waifu?
mercy
Widowmaker
zero suit dva are the only ones with heel noises right?
>>343039427
Is it bad that playing D.Va made me start watching Evangelion?
>"When I play Mercy and jump up and down, the sound of my heels makes me feel like a real lady"- Anonymous Pro Gamer
>>343039510
Jesus Christ I forgot there was an ifunny border on that
I forgot to crop it out, I apologise Anons
>>343039510
she just is
>>343015835
Thought a Vietnam War Mercy field medic trying to help keep an artillery wounded US Soldier alive while crying might be very feelsy
>>343039658
What kind of pickup lines would work well with Mercy? I was daydreaming the other day and thought a cheesy one might be something like "Oh wow, an angel? I must already be in heaven" after getting revived. I feel like I've seen it before, or maybe I just came up with it because I'm aautistic Waifu loving faggot
>>343037843
Would you die or get heavily wounded just to have her heal/revive you?
>>343040074
>What kind of pickup lines would work well with Mercy?
Pickup lines are for people too boring to have personality or charisma, Mercy is a wonderful woman and would only settle for the best. Therefore, all pickup lines would fail.
>>343039510
>Take a deeep breath! Now, let's accomplish our objective!
Does anyone else take a deep breath when she says this?
>>343039510
Because she was designed by committee to be like that
>>343037843
>injured in hospital
>Mercy comes to spend time with you and make sure you feel better
>Hear her distinctive clacking from the other end of the hospital as she walks along the long hallways
Unf
>>343039427
D.Va is actual best girl. Mercy is Christmas Cake.
im just going to sit here, and wait for that Mercy webm.
>>343040379
>Because she was designed by committee to be like that
Is this the new meme? Anything that's not buttugly or manfaced is a cynical attempt by satanic lord Kotick to grab your shekels?
It couldn't be that the artist had agency and liked what he/she was creating, of course not.
>>343037843
Is Mercy heel clacking a new meme? Prior to that one thread about hearing mercy's heels from behind a few days ago i didnt notice a single comment about mercy's heels but now it seems like a regular thing.Not complaining though, i also find it hot as fuck
>>343042669
>didnt notice a single comment about mercy's heels
You should find that thread in archive then.
Does anyone want to play together? :3
>>343043114
What platform?
>>343040291
no, but like a faggot weeb i repeat the japanese that genji saysin my defense it's because he pauses in between phrases which makes it easy to say along
>>343038990
I seriously don't get this image and it's the 4th time I've seen it.
What the fuck is going on?
>>343043584
Not him. I repeat what Reinhardt yells into my group's Discord.
>>343040291Perhaps. I try to think of her saying it while playing Rainbow 6 Siege too, really helps me concentrate when I do it. It's just sad that I do so well because of her and then realise she's not there to be proud of me or anything :(
>>343038990
I love your work
>>343043392PC, nerd
People can talk shit all they want about Blizzard but they know how to make some well designed fap material
>>343043705
McCree hears heels and knows Mercy is coming to heal him. She sees him clutching his hat on his abdomen and mentions it. I think it's implying he has a boner.
>>343043705
McCree has a heel fetish.
>>343043705
I don't even play overwatch nor do I have the fetish and I got it immediately. You're retarded.
>>343043817
N3opolitan#1240
I'm playing DS3 right now though. Be on tomorrow.
>>343038945
Aren't these the same?
pure
pjÊŠÉ™/
adjective
1.
not mixed or adulterated with any other substance or material.
So, interest in practicing medicine not mixed or adulterated with any morals or sympathy. Naughty.
>>343043846
It is most certainly implying that he has a boner, specifically that he has some kind of foot/heels fetish.
>>343043936
Not everyone has an obscure fetish like you.
>>343043807
Not me
>>343040804
>Mercy is Christmas Cake.
>D.Va is actual best girl
these two statements heavily contradict each other
>>343044203
I never lost control
>>343043807
Thank you.
>>343044203
>>343038990
You draw a cute Mercy, pham.
>>343037843
People like you are the reason I don't like using Mercy
>>343039510
It only hurts we can't have her beside us now, doesn't it...
Anyone got any archives to the mercy erp threads?
>Being turned on by the sounds of High Heels
I thought I was the only one. I'm so glad I'm not crazy.
>>343044695
Same, I feel weird as fuck when I play mercy because all the comments from people who are so sexually desperate go through my head.
>>343037843
>play phara everyday
I kill the stupid mercy
>>343044912
It's like an audio version of glasses: just gives off a strong "intelligent capable classy lady" vibe.
>>343044081
>you need to have a fetish to understand a joke about it
OTP
>hearing d.va get nervous or frustrated as her mech takes progressively more damage
>>343039650
Heres the sauce, now don't let me catch you doing this shit again:
http://koyoriin.tumblr.com/post/108425582310/little-mercy-sketch-i-might-draw-tracer-too-if
>>343045109
or just a whore
>>343044812
>mercy ERP thread
What?
REPOST
Overwatch is being shilled to death, betavirgins dont give a crap
Going for 3.0 k/d on reinhardt, wish me luck anons
>>343045325
90% of Mercy threads
>>343045247
To simple people, yes.
i wonder if her healing ray works on mental wounds
>>343045230
I-I won't Anon, gratzi
>>343039517
Yes.
>>343043114
>>343043584
If anyone of you guys want to play later just add me, K?
night /v/ is always pretty chill
>>343045520
US or Europe?Or the UK?
>>343045590
US, homie
>in public
>hear clack clack clack
>instinctively look up/turn head everytime
anyone else? it's like I have no power
>>343045520
>>343045590
>>343043114
lol forgot to add my username is PKMIKE
>>343045620I could play if I use less ping-intensive characters
>>343040949
>Thinks artists have any creative freedom in a multi million dollar AAA videogame
>>343045659
How can one not attempt to gaze upon superior Mercy beauty?
>>343045681
And the number?
>Mercy is cute
>Lucio is way more fun to play
It's not fair. Wall riding is way more fun than floating.
>>343045681
>>343045751
>>343045850
#1628
Goddamn, making friends in battle.net is almost as hard as nintendo network
>>343045853
I never enjoy playing Lucio unless absolutely necessary. Flying from target to target, juggling heals and damage buffs, is way more appealing to get the most out of your utility.
In contrast, all Lucio has to do is keep a pulse and make sure his team doesn't stray too far. Wall riding provides some entertainment, but the maps never feels well designed enough to take advantage.
>all these people calling Mercy pure
look at here, you can see it in her eyes, she's a huge slut
>>343045821
Mercys boobs are big
B I G
>>343046589
can you prove that? she could be flat-chested and simply wearing booby armour
OTP or not Mercy x Phara stuff is just adorable
>>343046157
battle mercy is fun. too bad you can't play it else everyone one your team will start complaining
>you will never make Mercy a mommy
>>343046685
Did he die?
>>343045185
Dawwwwww
>>34304667176 x Mercy is better
>>343046671
Mercy and Pharah is pushed by Korra fags, it's really tiresome
They're only effective as a team because they can both fly to some extent
>>343044296
>unironically wanting Christmas Cake
You disgust me
>>343046685
Holy shit Game of Thrones is retarded
>>343046589
And perfect for lover fun times
>>343046685
I-it could still happen
>>343046671
Far better than Tracer x Widowmaker.Zarya x McCree is cute too.
>>343046926
>Not liking Christmas Cakes.
Neck yourself.
>people fawn over this creature
>>343045401
>where's our tank?
>outside 1v1 with a Tracer
>fucking spongewall can't do anything right
https://a.pomf.cat/xefkkp.webm
>>343045185
Nah still shit senpai.
>>343038945
>Tits blatantly showing off like that
naughty nurse for sure
>>343047208
Is this like a fetish or something?
>>343047286
kek
>>343047194
post tracer x widowmaker comics
>>343047194
That's a good loop, desu.
>>343047194
MORE
>>343045401
Oh you're that one retard that can't into tank.
>>343046963
He had some good reasons to jump
This last episode was pretty much the best of the series
>>343047286
>Zarya will never clumsily attempt to flirt with you with her tenuous grasp of the English language
>she will never try to act feminine around you, despite her massive frame, in a bid for your attention
>>343047194
>mercy will never ride you full force
This game has too much ass.
>>343045484
W-why though?
>>343047683
Ireland pls don't you have some cars to bomb
>>343047194
source?
>>343038945
Pure practitioner but naughty nurse for S76
>>343047712
Hey, don't associate him with the rest of us Irish. I'm Irish and I love me some ass, Mercy is perfect
>>343047194
>Reviving his dick
That's brutal
>>343047629
game of thrones is retarded for far more reasons than just that clip
Its a show aiming for young adult females, was never intended to be smart or complicated
>>343047629
It's been pretty shit for the past three seasons.
The cinematography in the last episode was actually pretty decent though, all things considered.
>>343047743
Explain to me the purpose of this comic, is it supposed to be sad?
>>343038718
I want literal retards to leave.
>>343047724
>You will never spoon Tracer
why even live brehs?
>>343047959
Mercy is sad seeing how fucked up S76 has gotten over the years after Overwatch disbanded and being recalled
>>343048051
hurts my hands
>>343048051TOBLERONE TIME
I need to know if Mercy is pure or not /v/
>>343047194
fuck....my dick
>>343048289
Of course she's not pure.
>That slutty as fuck armor
>37 year old "virgin"
>Crazy as fuck
mercy is a whore! whore!
>>343047194
what's that white stuff
>>343048182
Tracer has no ass
>>343048370
milk you make swiss cheese with
>>343047194
I'm pleasantly surprised that this hasn't been deleted yet
>>343047959
Not everyone is a sociopath like you, Anon.
>>343044567
Ha.
>>343048289
>>343048346
No, Mercy is pure. PURE!
>guy with 20 hp left
>shitty healslut arrives
>literally out heal your dps
>>343048565
Anon, there's one constant among all healer women. They are always healsluts. Healers love to please men and suck cocks, and Mercy is no exception.
>>343048051
FUCK SHIT
>>343048289
Of course she is
Don't listen to the cucks who say she's a slut
She is the purest waifu
I mean look at her, she's always working. She's all stressed but keeps goingShe needs someone to console her cause she's probably all sorts of fucked up too, and someone to relieve that stress
>>343048370
This guy >>343048565 gets it
>>343048705
The only thing Mercy is working is cocks.
>>343048630
Seriously though, I think Mercy is the type that's married to the job and has no time for flings. She probably spends all her time in the lab researching when not out saving lives in 3rd world countriesshe probably pleasures herself with a dildo to relieve stress though.
>>343047743
>im the medic. i have a right to choose which patient gets treated first
That's not how it works is it. Because thats kind of retarded.
>>343047743
>fancy doctor
>doesn't grasp the concept of triage
>>343048868
actually it is, it's just the most obviously savable patients are treated first usually.the seriously wounded are left to die
D.Va is best girl
>>343048915
>>343048868
>Telling a doctor that can revive people who she's allowed to treat first.
kek.
Enjoy your family members not surviving an accident.
>>343048915
What if he's the most injured one and Mercy was right?
>>343048770
B-but that's whatFareehais for.
>>343047286
Mercy will never walk up to you with a pouty lip asking you to open a jar, her face bright with amazement a you do it then giving you a kiss on the cheek and calling you her hero.
In no way is life worth living.
>>343040804
fokken midgets, man
>>343049000
D.Va a shit.
Mei > Mercy > Pharah > Widowmaker > Zarya > Tracer > D.Va > Symmetra.
>>343048868
Triage
>>343037843
Mercy is the worst character design ever. Her wings look like shit and her generic appearance is literally the same as widowmaker/Tracer etc.
And the tight suit is a copy of Samus.
>>343049342
>reading "tiny imp child" in reinhardt's voice
every time
>>343049084
Why is daughterfu dva so adorable
>>343049342
>the balloon says rekt
funny
>>343049451
Not adorable
A horrid wretch
Would you a Roadsow?
>>343049342
But she's so much fun
>>343048705
Why did you post this image for the third fucking time
>>343049562
Would you a Gabrielle Reyes?
>>343049342
>Mei > Mercy > Pharah > Widowmaker > Zarya > Tracer > D.Va > Symmetra.
I can't tell if you're rating them based on attractiveness or usefulness in-game, but you're horribly wrong either way.
>>343049578
In a matter of speaking, I suppose.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS, THEY GOT OUT AGAIN.
>>343049824
Attractiveness:
>Mei > Mercy > Pharah > Widowmaker > Zarya > Tracer > D.Va > Symmetra.
Utility:
Mercy > Zarya > Widowmaker > Pharah > Tracer > Mei > Symmetra > D.Va.
This is known.
>>343049770
>>343049562
Sure, why not?
>>343049946
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>>343049770
I'd cream pie pie pie her.
>>343049946
>Mei above Mercy and Tracer
holy shit taste, batman
>>343049946
Kek wrong.
Attractiveness:
>Mercy > Widow > Zarya > Pharah > D.Va > Tracer > Mei > Symmetra
>>343050003
Fat.
>>343050025
Mercy I'll accept, but Tracer is pretty awful. She's a twig with a grating voice to boot.I don't know what Amelie sees in her.
>>343050093
t. low test beta
>>343049946
Attractiveness is more like Widowmaker > Mei = Tracer > Symmetra > Mercy > Pharah = D.va > Zarya
Usefulness is more like Zarya > Pharah > Mercy > Tracer = Widowmaker > Symmetra > Mei > D.va
>>343050131
Tracer is spunky, short hair is life, andEnglish accents get me rock hard.
>>343049770
Probably before she became an edgelord yeah
Overwatch is lacking in spicy latinas
>>343046685
>tfw no frogfu in king's landing
>>343050003
thicc is large thighs without being fat (think Enji Night)
this is just straight up fat
>>343050182
>>343049946
>Attractiveness
Pharah > Mercy > Widowmaker > Zarya > D.va > Tracer > Symmetra > Mei
God you faggots have shit taste
>>343047743
Because.
He's not a young man anymore...
>>343050286
That's not thicc. All she has is thighs.
>>343050398
>Zarya anything but last on attractiveness
Your taste makes me physically ill
>>343047660
>she will never try to act feminine around you, despite her massive frame, in a bid for your attention
nothing purer except maybe infants or other kinds of babies
>>343049770
>Gabrielle
>not the Spanish version of the name, "Gabriela"
>>343050538
>he wouldn't want a strong like mountain gf
She could definitely do without the pink hair, but she's fine otherwise.
>>343050538
fag
>>343043705
>>343038718
same retard detected
>>343047162
I really, really like this picture.
Mind if I save it?
>>343050768
I want her to protect my smile
>>343039862
fag
>>343047162
This might be the most pleb room I ever saw and it's 100% fitting for a twitch whore.
>>343050538
Jokes on you
>>343050768
She could also stand to be just a little less bulky, if we're talking about making her attractive. Or even half assed realistic. I've never seen anything but fat women coming close to her frame. Even that bleach blonde bodybuilder everyone posts doesn't look like a male bodybuilder with tits
>>343051101
>No muscle
You didn't do anything.
>make a Swiss character
>literally nothing about her is Swiss
Why fucking bother.
>>343051146
>>literally nothing about her is Swiss
She's covered in holes I'd like to put my mouth on.
>never know when's the right time to revive people
>doing it right away
>or wait
>end up dying anyway
Being Mercy is suffering.
>>343050910
Me too.
>>343051305
There's almost 0 reason to hold a rez as Mercy.
'
Like, if your entire team is being ulted on and will all be dead in 3 seconds then yeah, wait and rez the team. But otherwise it literally charges so fast that there's no reason to save it ever.
>>343051305
Don't worry every dog had its day
>>343037843
No, I don't get aroused that easily.
>>343049672
Is that Satsuki-sama?
Jesus Christ, what DOESN'T make you guys erect playing this game?
>>343051445
The only time I save it is if the person that died is useless and doing more harm than good.
>>343051508
>that hover hand
>>343051940
THAT FUCKING CUNT MEI
>>343051940
Is there ever a reason to NOT be erect?
http://puu.
sh/pIQJX/bac29c4a1f.mp3
Idk if there's a harder surface than the metal floors in Volskaya, maybe concrete in Numbani/Hollywood?
>>343051989
SORRY SORRY
SORRY SORRY
SORRY SORRY
SORRY SORRY
>>343051940Symmetra.
>>343038945
Blood Thirsty Executioner
>>343052935
Cedargrove on hentai foundry.
His orc women are da best.
>>343051305
>>343051445
Ehh kind of. Just using it as soon as it's ready is not the key cause rezzing often gives other characters the go ahead to use their ult like fucking GOING FOR THE TOBLESTEEN without worry.
Know your oppenents and when their ults are ready. Don't just spam your rez.
>tfw no mercy paizuri drawings yet
>>343051940
Tracer's voice
>>343053428
How can he aim with closed eyes?
>>343054096I kinda like Tracers voice.
>play winston solely to kill mercy
>dem moans when she gets grilled
>>343050006
kek
>pick mercy
>literal autistic zenny loses his shit on mic
always worth it
>>343045401
as long as you can out snipe a widow im ok with that . Saw a rein do that to a widow in the starting area on kings row.Mtahc was about 3 mins in that that point. was fucking hilarious and the widow was called out in match chat and dropped from the game 30 seconds later. could not handle the bantz I suppose
>>343047629
Too bad the rest of the season has been pretty trash. Fans have been coming up with better theories than anything the writers can do.
The idea that Arya - after she left the faceless men but before she was stabbed when she was walking around so carefree- was actually jaqen testing the waif was a neat thought
But no, it was just her being stupid and somehow managing to run through an entire city with several stab wounds to the stomach, somehow finding the one person in braavos she knew, and that person happened to have modern day surgery skills to not only save her life but to prevent any sort of infection or sterilization issues
>>343045659
I wear cowboy boots and I've grown accustomed to men turning around to check me out when I walk behind them. The look of disappointment when it isn't a cute girl always makes my day.
>>343037843
Yes Anon, yes
>>343043804
I'm proud of you anon
>>343051940
All hard, all the time.
More like Ovarywatch.
I want to marry Mercy!
>tfw girls IRL will never be as cute as these wifus
>>343051305
i only do it if it's at least 2 people.if i see 1 dead and the others critical i stop healing let them die :)
>>343055701ey sauce that shit nigga, google only gives me cartoon network
>>343037843
>Watchpoint Gibraltar
I don't care if the team consists of five Mercy's already, I'm picking her just to hear that clacking.
I'm glad I'm not the only one with that fetish.
I just wish Widowmaker had a stealth melee kill ability, so you'd never really know if the clacking behind you would end with Mercy healing you, or Widowmaker strangling you while softly whispering in your ear not to struggle.
>Think about other anons rock hard boner
>immediately get rock hard boner
I can't be the only one, right?
>>343056241
Perfectly natural.
>>343056241
It's actually biological, at least if we were in person it would be. If I have a hard on, your mind thinks I'm going to fuck something, in turn you get a hard on to compete.
>>343037843
No, but then again, I'm a shit mercy.
>>343051989
JUST DID 190 DAMAGE TO ME
>>343055701
second this >>343056058
>>343050441
He knows though:
We're all soldiers now..
>No scheduled down time today
So much for late June comp mode.
>Widowmaker will never tug at the waistline of my clearly-strained pants and sultrily whisper "come out~"
I'm not seeing a whole lot of reasons to live anymore
>>343038990
>Hear some heels / Here come heals
God bless this person.
>>343039510
Because not only is she pretty, she has a trait that has been completely fucking wiped out in modern women: warmth. She wants to help, to take care of you, a d boost you up to your full potential. We have truly lived too long.
>>343057845
>she has a trait that has been completely fucking wiped out in modern women: warmth.
my mummy still has that
>>343057845
>all the real women I know don't display this trait
>this fictional character does display this trait, as well as many other fictional characters
>obviously, this is the way that real women used to be, but are no longer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>343057845
My wife is cold, brilliant, and sarcastic, but she is warm enough that we still love each other
>>343049451
>>343037843
i only get a rock hard boner from widowmaker
>>343049946
Poor Mei, probably has the worst fanbase
>>343058079
>theres no such thing as behavior changing over time!
>>343058602
>I'm literally comparing fictional characters to real people and expecting them to be the same
>I am one of those people that can't tell the difference between video games and reality
I can't stop laughing
will mercy become better mother x lover than pharah?
>>343049659
Because I didn't pay attention to how much it was posted and didn't remember. I also can't find any of my normal pics other than the porn ones, which I didn't want people to see cause I was in a train. I rushed. Good enough?
I love reaper and i find his edge lovable.
>>343038845
Stop
I love reaper.
>>343059416
if i was reaper i'd spend most of my time fucking widowmaker to be honest
>>343059585
he has no dick
>>343058918
>secret lesbian love triangle involving mom and daught
pls stahp
I haven't been turned on by lesborans since I was 12
>>343057845
I disagree. Her warmth is a trait that many would want, but her caring for so many, pushing herself to help others in worse situations she doesn't know, is uncommon, so much so it makes her stabs out among others. She isn't a fan of violence and sinoly wants to help. This incredibly caring and warm attitude makes her seem like a great lover and mother, which is what many men will seek. A good partner who will be loyal and always love them, and a woman who can be the best mother possible
Her application to duty and care is admirable, but also attractive
Applying yourself to help save others; many of us likely find it attractive, and it is also something we'd like to do. In a sense, Mercy as a partner could make us a better person by working with her, another attractive qualityYes sorry I'm a faggot
>>343045185
bro as fuck.
>>343043804
Kill yourself anon
so, dose the game even have a story or is it some they will expend upon like team fortress 2?
>>343060476
all the characters have short bios. they're starting to flesh them out with comics and stuff like TF2
What car would each Overwatch character drive?
>>343060790
Mercy strikes me as someone who would drive an Alfa Romeo 156
>>343050006
underrated post
>>343060107
I already have. This is hell.
>>343060790
Who needs cars when you can just get a jetpack or some shit
>>343061284
>Pharah
>Has a car that can only drive 3 seconds or in short bursts
>>343050507
Yes, that's the point of this "thicc" shit. Big hips, thighs, and/or boobs.
Wait, you thought it was about having fat rolls?
>>343060790
widowmaker would ride on my dick
>>343037843
I'd drag my nuts thru a mile of broken glass just to hear that clack thru a walkie talkie. Yes I know that feel.
There was me thinking Id never have a Waifu. Thinking I could get away from that faggotry. Then Mercy came along, and once you hear the **Clack**, there's no going back.
And now I'm here, and I think I like it.
Why can't Blizzard just create a lesbian dating/fucking simulator with all the waifus they've created?
Especially with VR on the way, it could make them more money than all their games combined.
And it would make gamers less violent and more loving, too.
First person Mercy VR when?
>>343050398
Zarya is the ugliest bitch the game has to offer. She's the girl that stays sober till 3 in the morning to get the drunkest guy to take her home.
>tfw you're low on HP
>pretty sure you're going to die because you stupidly stood over the health kit while taking damage
>you're also overextended as fuck
>make peace with your mistakes
>suddenly, you feel better
>your health is steadily going up
>but why?
>It's a ZEN FUCKING YATTA FROM DOWNTOWN WITH THE 76 YARD SCREEN PASS
>best of all there's no clacking
>the dragon becomes you
>TEAM KILL
Mercy is for people who make mistakes. Zenyatta is for people who micromanage. Lucio is for braindead shitters.
Hear some heels
Receive heals
love these feels
>>343059869
Love and warmth is cool and all but I'd rather a delicious brown girl.
https://youtu.be/docTNH2O1-k?t=167
>>343037843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ypvEsF0UeU
>>343045185
This is the single most cancerous thing to come out of Overwatch.
It's worse than the Genji/Hanzo instalocks.
It's worse than the MOBA portion of the playerbase that demands nerfs to characters they don't play.
It's worse than the players who refuse to counterpick and complain.
It's the second coming of Korrasami. Remember that shit? How tumblr immediately shipped the brown girl and the white girl because they thought it was cute and "meant to be"? How the smallest of interactions that happened in that Avatar show was blown out of proportion as a "hint"? They were so sure that it was going to be a good thing. And then the writers actually made it canon and it only exposed how forced the whole damn thing was. To this day people still argue whether or not it should've been made canon.
This cancerous ship is no different. It's even worse when you realize that there is no way Mercy would actually be romantically interested in her dead friend's daughter, or that there is NO unique dialogue between the two.
Pharah x Mercy (or Pharmercy as they so "cutely" call it) is tumblr cancer and this webm is cancer and you are cancer. Kill yourself.
Hello, friends
>>343063637
machines have no rights
>>343063637
>>343063637
fuck off with that orb of discord m8
>>343063426
>stupid shit that doesn't affect gameplay is worse than things that happen in the game
What a fucking retard. Who gives a shit about shipping.
>>343063637
Best girl
>>343063754
>straight out of the gate
>discord or a hog and kill him straight away
>Ult already at 50%
>>343063426
how can one person by so wrong?
>>343064068
>one person
If only the Pharmercy shit was forced by one person, anon. If only.
>>343063637
REMOVE OMNIC remove omnic
you are worst heroes. you are the idiot heroes you are the omnigger smell. return to outback. to our london cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the junkyard
>>343043705
He fucks horses and Mercy walk sounds like a horse
>>343063934
thank god you translated it for me, i couldn't read whatever language the comic is in
>>343063426
Damn, you've salty.
>>343064602
>you're salty
As meaningless as "you mad".
>>343049342
>HASLHOF
My sides
>>343056058
>>343056815
http://exhentai.org/g/934026/923b90812f/
I HOPE YOU'RE A GAY FAG
>>343063426
>Using mechanics to save your healer from death is bad
>Getting this triggered over pointless fan art
>>343065827
Jokes on you, i am
>>343065827
damn that was hot. i'm not gay but i like femdom so this works for me
>>343061776
>Then Mercy came along, and once you hear the **Clack**, there's no going back.
This is great, should be the new slogan for Mercy waifufags
>>343063637
>>343062198
>tfw too poor to play overwatch, but have been wanting to play Zenyatta ever since the beginning because I find his design fucking cool as shit
One day, the world will be crushed under my balls
>>343037843
Daily reminder that she is THIRTYFIVE years old
>>343064710
It's as meaningless as being mad, indeed.
>>343056787
Are you crying?
>>343065827
>linking to sad panda and not the almost identical url that can be viewed by everyone
>>343064162
Pharmercy is the most retarded shit I've ever seen. I like yuri as much as the next guy but it's just dumb on so many levels with the cheesiest comics.
>>343067076
Why? Because you're a sad little person who can't respect the harmless appreciation of a cute couple?
Or do you enjoy cuckolding so much that you can only enjoy fictional relationships when a guy is involved?
>>343064343
That should be Torb and Zarya since they both hate omnics.
>>343067181
>Why?
Because crack shipping is cancer and tumblr-tier shit.
>Hetero relationships are all cuckoldery
Kill yourself and stop breathing my oxygen.
Do guys like high heels that much? I'm tall as fuck so I never wear them, never even learned how to walk in them. Should I? I'm already self-conscious about being so tall...
>>343062310
>>343062581
Now I'm on heat
>>343067181
>only cucks enjoy Straight Ships
>>343067564
If cute girl, yes
If gayboy, no
>>343067564
well generally yes, but I don't like tall girls desu
I know lotsa guys do though so don't feel self conscious about it
>>343067564
L O N D O N
>>343063426
stay mad, anon. they're coming for your waifus
>>343067564
If you have never tried them, you could do it just for the sake of trying, if you don't like it then don't.There's always people looking for all kinds of people, don't despair friend, you'll find the right person.
>>343067338
Why are you so angry?
>>343067564
yes, heels are sexy as fuck and personally the taller the better because literally every girl I know is 20cm+ shorter than me and I cant take them seriously
>>343067564
You're not a girl, because all girls know that most men AND women like heels.
It's not something that came to be in the past few weeks.
>>343045185
I mean it was a good save and both parties reacted well enough but fuck this shipping shit. It's downright fucking retarded.
>>343067564
It literally takes 30 seconds to learn to walk in high heels. 'It's hard to walk in high heels" is a stupid myth.
>>343067669
That looks more like an anime face than actually angry
>>343067974
Because I realized I'm talking to a retard.
>>343049342
Everything about this is perfect, down to the Diablo font.
>>343059283
this
I think he's hot and cute
>>343067646
>>343067783
>>343067865
>>343068018
/v/ is unexpectedly very nice. Maybe this Kyojin-woman should get heels...
>>343067776
I'm a girl. Don't know about cute. More of a tomboy.
>PLaying Mercy
>I bounce off off our Phara
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>Tfw kept her alive during her ult
>I descend slowly on our team, healing them like some kind of angel
Feels so good man
Phara's can help keep your Mercy alive.
>>343059869
Fucking this
It's not the "oh she's nice nobody is nice anymore" thing, it's much more about how she's much more nice and caring than most. She goes out of her way to do the right thing and help less fortunate people. People who do this are looked up to, and if one of us was to join her in helping people, we would be better people too. That's why people Waifu her, cause she's a genuinely good person with good intentions and a good heart. She's also sexy, cute and would make the best wife/mother ever.
>>343067228
>implying Junkers don't hate omnics
They stole their land from them and caused the ALF to glass it with nuclear bullshit.
>>343068283
>tall
>tomboy
>cutely wants to try wearing feminine things
HOL UP
YOU'RE AN ANIME CHARACTER AREN'T YOU
NO GIRL IS THAT PERFECT
>>343047660
>Tfw Zarya wants to try and be feminine/dainty but doesn't have the courage or knowledge to do it
>She will never get her scruffy American Cowboy Husbando because she is STRONK MUSCLE GIRL
>>343059869
>>343068487
Goddamnit /v/ you're such romantics
>>343057882
ur mum pussy sure was warm last night
>>343068487
I literally know girls who used to be like that but they stopped since they had a solar system of orbiters wich ended up calling them sluts/bitches because they were just being nice and didn't want to fuck them.
Funny how it doesn't work out in reality
I don't think you all realize that Reaper is the real best girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9J16su9oLg
>>343068613
Oh believe me I have flaws. No Mary Sue here.
Behold, /owg/'s OC hero, Callahan
>>343048942
You have literally no idea how this works do you?
Ever heard of Triage? look it up, worse patients first (except those with no salvation)
>>343068740
I wouldn't say that yet
That's just the product of some thought and understanding, I'd have to put it into practice with her to really be a romanticToo bad that's not happening any time soon...
>>343068895
>Love&Joy
Good taste
>>343068719
>implying muscle girls need courage or knowhow to be feminine or daintyqt Zarya skin when?
>>343061946
chads and tyrones hate dating sims for very good reasons.
>Maybe if paint nails Cowboy notice me
>>343038990
>Reach for the sky
God dammit i'm giggling like a fucking retard over here
>>343068613
>falling for the fucboi's tricks
shame on you fampai
>>343068927
How tall, anyway? I've had 5'7 girls claim to be tall and that's just an inch over average.
>>343068094
This. My roommates and I went out in drag once and I went in blind with respectable very thin 4 inch heels. Took literally no time to adjust.
6 inch heels and stilettos I can see as being possibly awkward. Anything else is functionally similar to platform shoes in terms of usability.
>>343060790
Reaper would be "that guy" you see on the bus trying to hide in the back with his headphones on but they don't matter because he has his screamo turned up so loud everyone can hear it anyway
>>343069296
182 cm... which is just short of 6' in murican right?
>>343069016
>omninigger
>plastic potato nigger
>human hater
>terrorist
So basically someone that every other OW member would despise. Everything I'd expect from /vg/ and less.
>>343069108
That is so cute, I hope he notices her too...
>>343069018
I fucking hate 'muh realism' faggots like youIt's clearly implying that Morrison is trying a ''treat the men first'' and Mercy's healing him over his protest anywaybecause he's a qt
>>343039517
Yeah. Evangelion fucking blows.
>>343069532
It gets cuter, anon.
>>343063426
mate it's just a webm showing pharah making a smart play to keep the healer from dying
don't get so triggered
>>343069490
Yeah, just about. Dang, where do you live, Norway?
>>343069759
Close haha, Sweden (imagine if tumblr ran a country). Stereotypical tall pale blonde. Total pettanko though :(
Why the fuck cant we just talk about the game instead of having the same retarded waifu circle jerk every day.
>>343069883
I want to fuck ____
Mercy is a glorified necromancer Mercy a shit
>>343068881
Unfortunately that's how it works when you try to help people in your local area in a first world country. Mercy, however, travels around to help people from really bad situations all over, so that probably doesn't happen. That, and she's a hero, so yea. It basically happens with all every day heroes, cops, firefighters, paramedics, Coast Guard, soldiers. They all get shit on constantly by others
>>343069867
Fuck off you attention whore piece of shit`
>>343069490
L O N D O N
D U B L I N
H E L S I N K I
S T O C K H O L M
A M S T E R D A M
>>343069964
Posting to see how fast this gets deleted
>>343069867Bög
>>343069883
Because we're all faggots and Mercy is best Waifu
That's probably why
>>343069964
holy shit anon
>>343037843
come on what the fuck is with all the overwatch threads? the game is fine but it's honestly getting to the point where this shit needs its own board
>>343048575
what heroes have a lower dps than mercy's heal?
>>343070095
This.
>>343069867
That's okay, dfc is best chestTrying heels out couldn't hurt, though.
>>343047959
cute but sad
>>343067564
Not really. Not a foot person in general though so that's probably part of it. Heels look insanely uncomfortable as well.tall girls are pretty cute tho
>>343070183
I don't know about everyone but I do know that unless you get two direct hits in a row or a direct hit with 2 to 3 80 splash damages as Pharah she outheals you.
Reinhard does 75 damage per swing at one swing per second roughly.
Mercy Heals at 50hp per second.
>>343068740
Aww, you think so?
That's probably the nicest thing anyone has said to me this month
Thanks, Anon
>>343069097
>Muscle girl
>Huge DD tits
??
>>343047162
I want that Prinny
>>343070831
That's why 2D >>>> 3DPD.
>>343067974
No one loves him
post more gremlins
>>343063426
Out of lithium again, lad?
>>343070928
It just looks retarded.
DUDE LIVING TURRET GUN GORILLIAN DAMAGE LMAO
>>343063426
Why do you hate love, anon?
>>343071154
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.
>>343071290
No one loved him as a child
>>343070183
Mei's primary freeze beam does 45 dps, but the target still gets frozen despite you healing it.
Winstons tesla cannon does about 65 dps, meaning you can almost balance out the damage, but chances are you gonna get shocked as well doing it. Also you can almost outheal Genji with his 28damage per shuriken.
you can also outheal damage coming in from enemies that are further away and their damage falloff is noticable, like Bastion or Reaper
>>343071315
Oh, im sooo fucking scared, faggot.
>>343054698
holy shit shut the fuck up
video games
>>343046883
he don't have time for her tho
>>343071167
>still getting fucked up by the worst character in the game
Are heels becoming a new fetish meme? Like THICC or "vagina bones" or whatever you fucking retards spit out.
>>343071587
You are literally mentally disabled.
>>343071483
Dad 76 is the greatest meme
I'm going to have to post my collection now
>>343071587
is calling everything that gets posted more than once or is vaguely popular a meme a new meme?
>>343071726
You mean Gremlin DVa. I would pay a lot for a skin where her mech is a giant gremlin version of herself.
>>343047007
who would be the top in the situation
Zar zar is totally a bottom bitch and would be tied up by mccree all the time
>>343071716
Absolutely based.
>>343071726C'mon now, don't keep us waiting
>>343039427
WINKY FAEC
GEE GEE
IS THIS EZ MOOODE???
>>343071483
>double bun hair
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
>>343071846
McCree doesn't have time for that nonsense.
>>343071726
>>343067865
Koreans don't eat doritos when playing games tho
they eat one of those fast food ramen
>>343040235
*you kill yourself*
god damn it not that fucking weaboo again
*HEROES NEVER DIES*
NOW STOP KILLING YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NECKBEARD
*you shoot yourself in the foot*
FUCKING CHRIST
>>343071836
76 making dad jokes is so good
>>343071825
why not both?
>>343071836
>no dad joke voice lines
Suffering.
>>343071668
Literally mad.
>>343071737
It gets literally posted literally every literal overwatch thread.
>>343071419
>>343071315
Ladies, you're both pretty
>defending a payload map
>I joined in progress
>there is no healer
>pick mercy since I know everyone's going to be too spread out for lucio and I want to play mercy more
>end up taking out a lot of guys with mercy's gun, including the enemy rein a few times
>because my team was full of retards but I kept them topped off
That thing does good damage, especially if they aren't focusing on me for some reason. Headshot killed an enemy widow a few times too and they switched off. We still lost though because braindead team going out single file or overextending when we had a good point. Mercy shouldn't be the only one on the payload pushing it back when your whole team is alive and the payload is like 5 feet from the end
I wish shipping was a bannable offense.
Hanzo's hitboxes are fucking ridiculous, Junkrat's rate of fire is also ridiculous. Nerf when?
OTP
>>343045185
>tfw you save mercy from falling to her death
>no one posted the best one
>>343072007
I don't think they eat anything which is why they die in internet cafes and shit.
>>343071587
>not liking thicc girls showing their vagina bones off and clicking their heels
Top pleb
>>343072115
>>343063426
And here comes the shitter shattered 76fag like clockwork.
>>343072451
I'd love if they started advertising the new skins with "Mercy's getting a nurse skin" only for it to be scrubs like that.
>>343057328
oh my god i really want to fuck widowmaker dude
>>343072457
>he has the eyepatch
guys i miss my ex so much
but if i tell her i might seem weird and creepy what the fuck do i do
>>343072238
Not a lady but thanks famalam
>>343072145
>literally copying asdf jokes
>which copy old as fuck jokes
RE.
>>343045185
>almost killing your own healer in a team fight
>>343072580
This is the only one of the shitty pairing I like.
>>343072886
>Reinhardt drops his shield and runs like a bitch, resulting in Mercy being hooked when Pharah pushes Roadhog off the map for her team
If Rein didn't drop his shield that never would have happened.
>>343072782
she always has the best facial expressions mang
>>343072458
McCree is 37 fer feck sake
>>343072258
JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG ARE PLATONIC MATES, AND SPEND THEIR EVENINGS EXCHANGING CASUAL BANTER
>>343072965
Yes, and torb is 57.
>>343072819
Pay someone to pretend to mug her and let you punch them, allowing you to play the hero and get your foot in the door for some of that reconciliation pussy.
>>343072998
>she sees your cock
>>343069016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0_GYXvmoNw
yeh fucken dafty
anybody wanna play on yurop server?
i play mostly D.Va Roadhog Lucio Torb and Soldier
>>343072998
>shitty graphically downscaled ingame model
oh well
>>343072819
Give up. Humans are social creatures and will feel lost and alone when their current partner leaves. Use it instead to find somebody better than her who is more suited to you. Use it to spur you on.
I find it funny that every OW thread is Mercyx76 faggots shitting everything up while calling everything else cancer
>>343048289
she certainly isn't a virgin. I mean, look at that godess, it's impossible that no one made a move on her yet. She might not be PURE but she also isn't a slut
![tumblr_o70z33Ewrw1sdnd3no1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/v3zcu4L.jpg "tumblr o70z33Ewrw1sdnd3no1 1280[1]")
>>343073024
Exactly, but that is still so the kind of shit they would do. Think Timon and Pumbaa.
>>343072998
>>343072782
Is Windowmaker really based off of pic related?
>>343073123
Only a Shimada can control the dragons.
shitpicture/10
>>343047743
Why does she grow a beard in the second panel?
>>343039517
Yes. What took you so long?
>>343045364
You mean.... OVERSHILLED?
>>343073372
But D.Va posseses and even great, related powerShimapan
>>343073202
>you grab her tits and she laughs like that
pic related (tfw you will never smash that and you can see it right in front of you)
end me
>>343073185
i guess youre right
it's just hard to forget about her even though she left in november
>>343067258
And it only makes it better.
>>343063426
>complain about people being "easily offended"
>throw tantrums over shit that doesn't affect you
anti-SJ's are the dumbest group of people on the internet
>>343072458
they should have drawn bastion as a toaster or something
>>343073556
>implying i care what a fucking /tv/tard thinks
Fucking kill yourself, homosexual cuckold
>>343073029
and reinhardt is in his fucking 70s
>yfw no dad-hardt
>>343068178
You need to chill out.
Anybody have the comic where Mercy flips shit at Zenyatta and Lucio because she has a medical background and isn't some kind of new-age bullshit healer?
>>343045209
MRUUUEERGH
>>343045185
Reminder that blizzard is LITERALLY shipping these two as well
One of the weekly brawls is "Justice rains from above" the description of it is "Pharah and Mercy take to the skies!"
>>343072516
>corner Mei as Pharah
>she safe spaces
>patiently wait her out
>nuke her with a spiteful Rocket Barrage
>>343045209
>REEEEEE
>>343064343
>omnigger
my sides
>>343067564
Tbh I don't like high heels.
Is this the daily Overwatch comic shitpost thread?
>>343054768
I know that feel. I don't ALWAYS wear them, but it's hysterical when they turn to see a 250 pound weight lifter with a beard.Mind you, I'm still fat as hell.
Sometimes I wink.
>>343074254
overwatch threads usually end up as people fantasizing about certain characters and posting sexual images
>>343047921
>Its a show aiming for young adult females
Keep telling yourself that
>>343058918
The first interesting lesbian concept I've ever seen. We need to go somewhere with this.
>>343051105
They exist. My mom used to date this german chick with huge muscles, basically looked like zarya with longer blonde hair, used to be a bodybuilder and line(wo)man.
>>343068525
Actually, it was Roadhog (then still Mako) and his plucky resistance movement that caused the nuclear disaster by blowing up the Australian Omnium.
>>343048346
Any 37 year old woman is bound to have had sex with well over a 100 men
>>343074310
You sound hot desu. I'd suck that dick.
>>343074407
>Women can't possibly like/handle violence
wew lad.
>>343074665
m or f
>>343038990
dat legs
muh dick
>>343045539
STOP IT! MERCY IS PURE
>>343072886
That's not what happens at all. Where that repel hits shouldn't do anything to where Mercy is standing compared to the explosion. On top of that, watch Mercy going into the pit. It's a straight line not a curve like what repel would cause, and the enemy that drops into the pit is a Roadhog. He hooked her on his way down and the Phara came in to save her.
>>343053428
godlike harassment
![1467078125253[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AcgktcE.jpg "1467078125253[1]")
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