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We should IP ban all Jians from /v/.


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We should IP ban all Jians from /v/.
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>>343001021
I fucking hate this game!
Its nothing but gibberish!
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>>343001298
Don't try to understand! Just execute orders!
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>>343001449
Peanuts to that shit
I ain't going round suckin no tvs for 35 usda grade beef a pop
Fuck you I'm making a sounder argument then this%
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>>343002067
[Kill them all]
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BULLSHIT!
ultra-failed attack!
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HACK DAT MF (You) BUTTON BOY
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>>343002150
[Suck my ass]
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My legs are OK
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>>343002067
What are you saying, fuckface?
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>>343002067
How about I wear your stupid fucking face as a party mask, filthy Jian? Get the fuck out of my way and don't start shit with me ever again.
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>You will go to your grave never understanding this game.
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>>343002538
Fine but ill fucking eat you!
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>>343002674
I understand it perfectly.
The trick is to not understand it simultaneously.
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>>343001449
The orders don't make sense, though. I've been playing for 3 or 4 hours now and all I've been doing is going around killing things and pressing buttons and following the waypoints as much as I can. Sometimes the levels just end, and I can't figure out why.
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One of EYE's level designers makes custom missions for Quake and Thief. They're a lot better than EYE's levels desu
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>>343002674
id really love to see the developer design bible for this game, it was probably written on blotter paper.
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>>343002674
Just have to learn French, then it'll make perfect sense

Alternatively, become independently wealthy and fund a remake with only the most cutting edge of technologies

We'll get the Fox Engine
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>>343002776
Also, the game was ridiculously easy until the level where a million monster things run at you all at once and don't stop ever even after you're dead.
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>>343002674
I don't think even the developers understand this game.

>>343002762
Just don't touch my legs.

>>343002774
>is to not understand it simultaneously

So, Dutch isn't real, right?
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>>343003025
Nope.
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>>343003078
I'm trying to understand his role and purpose in the story.
Don't you think the main character would realize that things aren't exactly lining up if you kill Dutch early on, and then he just appears later on in that mission where you infiltrate the base?

He just keeps coming back.
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>>343001021
This game drives me fucking crazy.

I've beaten it before, but nowadays I can't seem to get passed the third mission without deleting my character because something happens that I can't take, like getting a fatal wound or accidentally murdering my allies and taking a huge hit to my karma.

I'm way too OCD for this shit.

Doesn't help that it always takes me like an hour to roll a new character because I have to autisticly calculate my stats to get an ideal spread. (My latest character, who I just deleted, had a total of 313 stat points of character generation, giving him an average stat of 39.125.)
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>>343003263
But are your legs OK?
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>>343003263
Ah... I see you are still dreaming...
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>>343003319
When you die, before you rez, press escape, and select return to temple hq. No injury, and karma doesn't mean jack shit.
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>>343002674
>he didn't get the true ending
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>>343003585
That only works for resurrections because they only get used once it actually zaps you back to life. You still get the injury immediately applied.
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What bothered me is that Rimanah looks different from every piece of concept art and official wallpapers
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>>343003319
late game research allows you to cure fatal wounds
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>>343003659
The one thing I still don't get, is the player Rimanah, or is Rimanah just an aspect of the player he attributes all his backstabbing shit to?

Operating under the assumption that the player got Hypnotic Gated and everyone is basically an aspect of himself combined with his memories, does that mean someone in particular is the "core"?
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>>343004168
I had my accuracy at 62 which allowed me to use the Bearkiller, then a fatal wound reduced it, driving me insane. I didn't want to waste a point increasing the stat some more (For 2 points a pop.) or wait until hours later to use the fucking thing.
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>>343004086
You must be doing something wrong. God only knows how many times I've died, and I've never gotten an injury as long as I returned to HQ in time.
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>>343003450
>>343003492
I knew I would receive these replies.
Thank you /v/.
I love y'all.
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>>343004568
I'm not doing something wrong, fatal injuries are just pretty rare most of the time and I keep getting fucked.

There's like a 5% chance of getting one when you die (Basically 100% if you have no more resurrections or you fall down a hole.), but I still keep getting fucked by them anyway, which is why I'm also autistic about keeping my karma very high, because it reduces the chance.
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>>343004980
You know what's worse than getting a fatal injury?

Getting trapped within the cycles of your own guilt.
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>>343004289
Here's what I've gathered from reading a bunch of steam discussion threads on the game's plot
Player = Rimanah = Mentor
You (as in Rimanah, head of the Secreta) are condemned to an endless cycle of guilt/recurring death/dream for executing your wife (Circe, statues of her in HQ and stuff) and possibly attempting to perform necrocybermancy (hence waking up in a cave surrounded by dead allies)
To me, the true ending seems like it's Rimanah's mind telling him that there is no way to break the cycle even after becoming aware of it, as attempting to break the seal just sends you back to the cave.


if i'm wrong on anything here pls do correct me
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>had to uninstall to clear space for visual studio which for whatever bullshit reason needed 12 gigs of space
>implying i wouldn't just want to gain bruozouf
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>people not abusing fatal wounds to keep stats under the "needing additional points per skill level" threshold then curing them once you've invested enough to max all your skills out
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>>343005570
just execute orders
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>>343005570
here

also forgot to mention there's supposedly a whole other level to the plot regarding some serial killer and werewolf or some shit but i have no idea about that
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>>343005570
Well you are warned that breaking the seal would start the cycles all over again.
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>>343005570
what about the bits of lore on the official website and archives ? They say you're not actually a culter dei of the E.Y.E forces but an infiltrated agent sent by secreta's council to keep an eye on Rimanah's ambitions and piss off the federation while you're at it.
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>>343006308
if the site and archives mentioned that none of it is real it'd be a pretty big spoiler
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>>343006106
the serial killer is actually the first victim of the metastromic forces monsters if I recall correctly, he got attacked while burying a woman's body in the woods. He was a vicious sex offender thus implying the monsters were attracted to human's evil nature and bringing a mass paranoia climate among the population.
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>>343006106
>>343007171
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>>343007691
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I've always wanted to play this game because the armors or whatever look cool as fuck
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>>343007824
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>you will never play the EYE tabletop RPG

Maybe someday I'll find someone on /tg/ willing to fit some system to the EYE universe
Maybe someday
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>>343005570
This game is an onion of insanity. Every time you learn something new the game's world gets increasingly tangled up.

I love it
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>>343008003
Play it, friend
It's 2.50 on Steam right now
7.50 for a four pack so you can get your friends in on it

It's like the most unfinished game there is but it's beautiful in its ambition
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>>343008056
This is all the lore I have.
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>>343007691
>>343007824
>>343008056
>>343008562

you're a god among men, thanks
saving these for future EYE threads
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>>343008562
What's the Deus Ex then?
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>>343003003
Pffffft
Polyclone is the "I win" button
Shotgun them in the face
Shits easy
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>>343009218
Doom homage most likely
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>>343009610
Is there ANY other game that lets you backstab a gunship?
I hope some of this silly charm makes its way into space hulk
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>>343008562
>>343008056
>>343007824
>>343007691
I really wish I could see the original french dialogue. This is a mess.
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>>343009768
>wearing your fucking moron face as a party mask

Jesus fucking christ the banter in this game is unreal
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>>343009610
>you gain Brouzouf
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>>343009707
any more art like this?
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>>343010156
I only have some official art and a bunch of memes from the cyberpunk games general, sorry
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>>343010404
cyg revival when?
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>>343010571
When EYE 2 or Cyberpunk 2077 is released, whichever comes first
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What is the secondary fire on the bk444? It looks like explosive rounds or something, but the gun seems to behave the same.
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>>343011504
>Lady killer
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i'm dead
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>>343011504
Roll for friends
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This game's got the weirdest fucking memes

How do I get into it
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I just need everyone to post all the EYE memes they have, I lost all of mine
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>>343012216
simple

kill everything
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>>343012216
see
>>343010571
and don't try to understand, just upgrade legs
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I have 9 cyber legs, what do I need to research to get 10?
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>>343012216
>>343012230
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>>343012452
Some briefcase with a 0.0001% chance of dropping. Was in my 90's before it dropped for me.
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Fucking love this game.
E.Y.E. 2 when?
E.Y.E. tabletop rpg when?
E.Y.E. miniatures board game when?
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>>343013285
>E.Y.E. 2 when?
The devs said that after Deathwing they will look into the possibility of making a sequel, so don't get your hopes high yet
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>>343013285
>EYE 2
Convince the frenchies to make a kickstarter

>EYE tabletop RPG
Convince the frenchies to release the tabletop RPG they made and played privately and based the game on but don't seem to have thought to release
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>>343013494
If i had the fucking money i would just buy their studio or something and make them make a new game.
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>>343013640
maybe if /cyg/ comes back we can pool enough money to buy streum on
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They totally should make a kickstarter for EYE 2.
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>>343010404
>OC inspired by Dr. Octagon
Color me surprised.
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Why does Rimanah have a skull face in promotional art but a human face in game.

Is this another cycle of guilt
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>>343001021
Goddamn, this thread is giving me EYE flashbacks.

It's like people are making syntactically correct sentences yet I still don't understand them.
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fuck it /v/, you make me want to buy and play this game
the memes are ridiculous
what the hell am I in for?
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>>343014179
What do you mean, brother?
You've been t
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Server when?

>>343014068
Maybe to make him look a little more similar to Mentor, there's some sun and moon imagery going on with the two of them.
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>>343014292
That's exactly what I mean.

>>343014279
You really won't know until you try it, and then you'll seriously not know.
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>>343014279
Werewolves, evil Federations, civil wars, philosophy, layers of reality, Pluto's Cave, history repeating itself, questioning reality, portable gatling guns, nuclear warhammers, backstabbing helicopters, cyberdemons, eerie white-clothed ladies, all inside a cyberpunk atmosphere

And I haven't described a quarter of all the shit you'll see
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1. oh an eye thread. i love these, time to post some of my eye memes. [kill them all]
2. an eye thread. dead game. waste of time. [kill them all]
3. dont make waves my mentor said. but the cycles return and i am prisoner of my own deliverence [kill them all]
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>>343013926
>kickstarter
I don't know if that's the best approach
>>343014279
FPS with heavy RPG elements
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>>343014279
Brouzouf
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>>343014279
This images sums the entire game's plot up, although not in the manner you initially think. You have to beat the game 3 different ways to understand...or maybe you won't
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>>343014279
How attached are you to your legs?

Both literally and metaphorically
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>>343014570
>eerie white-clothed ladies

Speaking of that shit, who the fuck are these ladies and why does no one seem to notice them when they're attacking?
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>>343014279
brouzouf and legs
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We should IP ban all Americans.
Board quality would go through the fucking roof.
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>>343015235
It's your wife, who you killed, which is what started your cycles of guilt and infinite groundhog day loop
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>>343014945
you see, the snake does actually not have any legs
this is important because I don't think anybody can beat Rimanah.

I'm not talking about Necrocybermany Rimanah. No, I'm not talking about Cyber level 10 Rimanah. Hell, I'm not talking about Cyber level 11 Rimanah either.

I'm not even talking about Last Cycle Rimanah with the eighth gate (which is capable of beating Mentor, Arg and Big Guy), his remaining Five Gates of Doom (which grant him the Flying Jian Block, the Five Knuckle Truffle Shuffle, and the Stepover Toehold Facefukc) capable of using Bearkillers, Excidiums and Spiculum Ovums, equipped with legs (capable of using acrobatic attacks) and a microphone because he is a master in micspamming, a perfect gimmick (that can include Doctor of Culternomics), control of both the server and the co-op partners, with SBO Agent's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his Streumaniacs guarding him and Viper's album "You All Cowards Do Not Even Smoke Crack" playing behind him AFTER he absorbed brouzouf from the cycling legend, entered Synicle Mode, cast a triangle gate on everybody and use Heat-Hawk Bomber (crooked arm croissant) so he can put his legs in a 60-90 degree angle while running into them.

I'm talking about Mentor Mode Sage of the Brouzouf Gaining Paths Argster ”Running Jian Drop" Rimanah with the Dual Damocles, Five Gates of Doom, Five Armed Looter Hooter, Zhaar's eye drop, and Brouzouf to Brouzouf Suplex, equipped with smug Culter helmet while casting the entire Gachimuchi discography as his theme song, controlling the JoJo signature pose, able to tap into the Frenchmania, wearing cardboard Gundam armor, and can perform advanced pinning methods while being an expert in Jian Removal and Micspamming all while the odds are stacked against him.
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>>343015290
I don't know man, Jians look pretty asian to me
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so if the protag is rimanah which is pretty obvious then how can he be at the same time mentor?
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>>343014597
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YOU FOOLS

STOP MAKING WAVES
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Hey Jians,
My name is Rimanah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are dishonorable, disgusting, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass statue asses. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever killed any feds? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own single digit cyberlegs, but you all take to an eleventh level. This is even worse than shooting vases on br_risingsun.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. My legs are pretty much OK. I was Gray Master of the team artifact team, and got The Gift achievement. What sports do you play, other than “ultra-failed attacks”? I also get 10’s on Klaadum's ladder, and have a banging wise mentor (He just taught me triangular gate; Shit was SO brouzouf). You are all xenos who should just commit sudoku. Thanks for listening.
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>>343015416
Player Character = Rimanah = Mentor

id = ego = superego
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>>343015401
quality post
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I don't know what any of these things mean but they are intriguing.
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>>343014597
4. changelevel br_mareyeokart_1.6 [kill them all]
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>>343015843
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>>343015737
What the fuck did you just fucking say about EYE, you little looter? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Culter Dei, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Federation, and I have over 300 million confirmed brouzouf. I am trained to not make waves and I’m the top sniper in the entire Secreta armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on all 1200 planets, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over cyberspace? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Federation and your cyberbrain is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my broken legs. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Culter Dei and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of your planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, looter.
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>>343015996
あなたは少しうんざり?私は知っているカトラー デイで私のクラスのトップを卒業したと私は多数の秘密侵略、略奪に関与してきたし、私は以上 3 億得られた brouzoufs がある必要があります。私は psi 戦の訓練を受けて、私は全体の分泌物の軍隊のトップの狙撃。あなたは私に何を反転するだけで、別の歩哨もいます。私はあなたの心とその地球のマントルから解放された間欠泉のような brouzouf を抽出、私のクソの言葉をマークします。言っている私にたわごとをサイバー スペース上で離れて得ることができると思う?略奪者をもう一度と思います。私たちが話すので宇宙全体分泌物エージェントの私のネットワークを問い合わせるだし、磁気嵐、スクラップの脳より良い準備するので今あなたの ip アドレスをトレースしています。哀れな小さなことをワイプ嵐を呼び出すあなたの人生です。あなたが死んで、クソしている供給します。いつでも、どこでもをすることができますと、700 人以上の方法であなたを殺すことができる、それはちょうど私の心。だけでなくは広範囲で修行 psi の戦闘、Culter デイの全体の工廠へのアクセスがある私、悲惨な存在、少したわごとのお尻を拭くためにその完全な範囲に使用されます私。たぶん少しの「賢い」コメントはあなたをダウンさせるしようとしてどのような邪悪な報復を知っていることができる場合にのみは、クソ口を開かなかった。あなたができませんでしたよ、馬鹿を勝手脚と Brouzouf の価格を払っている、今。あなたの中の狂気をたわごとが、それに溺れるでしょう。あなたは死んで、考えをクソしています。
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>>343004793
What replies?
You've been talking to yourself throughout this thread.
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>>343016280
remove police
you are worst fed. you are the fed idiot you are the fed smell. return to new edn. to our jian cousins you may come our temple you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,looters we will never forgeve you. parapsy rascal FUck but fuck asshole fed stink looter sqhipere shqipare..fed genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead fed..ahahahahahLOOTERS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget noctis .metastreum we kill the king , metastreum return to your precious mars….hahahahaha idiot fed and looter smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE POLICE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. secreta+culter+jian+FKO=kill looters…you will noctis/ bubicon alive in temple, bubicon making album of culter . fast rap bubicon culter. we are rich and have brouzoufs now hahahaha ha because of bubicon… you are ppoor stink fed… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
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>>343010571
[angry audio hallu in the distance]
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This game is too fucking weird
It's not amazing in any one aspect but the combination of all the crazy shit in it somehow ends up being greater than the sum of its parts
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>>343016579
AYOOOOOO
*wakes up in cave*
HOL UP
*puts on glorious gilded heavy armor*
SO U BE SAYIN
*dual wields arrancadora de trippas and excidium*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*gains brouzouf*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*upgrades cyberlegs*
U BE SAYIN
*breaks jian legs*
HOL UP HOL UP
*brings down interceptor via backstab*
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
*critically fails an attack and still manages to smear enemy's entrails across galaxy*
SO U BE SAYIN
*takes order from Commander Rimanah*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*shoots mentor in head with four high caliber bullets*
WE GON BE
*prepares electrodes for the genitals*
FINNA WE GONNA BE
*drinks canine urine*
AYYOO HOL UP WE GONNA BE
*researches streumonic complimentary*
SO WE GONNA BE
*singlehandedly purges entire metastreumonic force*
SO U SAYIN WE GONNA BE
*breaks the seal*
SOME KINNA
*wakes up in cave*
COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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So sad that I can't 'into' this game. I love cyberpunk so much and the story is so retarded and awesome... nothing I do will make me understand what it is I'm playing.
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Do you wish to join the army of the dead?
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I love this game, because you'll never fully understand what's happening same as life, when you think you understand, you dont
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>>343016976
Yeah, sure, that sounds like a good ol' time!
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>>343012216
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>Go to hack for shit and giggles
>Check health
>My health is different to the target health even though I am hacking myself

Fucking weaker aspect of my mind, gotta get its shit together.
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>>343016873
I don't have any more pastas, you outmemed me
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>>343017503
HOL UP
*blinks third eye*
SO U BE SAYIN
*puts on ricefarmer hat*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*insults culter-dei*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*sells cyber augments*
U BE SAYIN
*has a moron face*
HOL UP HOL UP
*breaks vases*
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
*gets kicked from server*
SO U BE SAYIN
*quotes Lao Tzu*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*reads manga*
WE GON BE
*fires gun in battle royale*
FINNA WE GONNA BE
*casts hypnotic gate on co-op teammate*
AYYOO HOL UP WE GONNA BE
*backstabs fellow E.Y.E member*
SO WE GONNA BE
*informs culter-dei of thoughts and opinions*
SO U SAYIN WE GONNA BE
*falls into pit of acid after face has been ripped off*
SOME KINNA
*breaks legs*
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN
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>>343008258
>an onion of insanity

that's a neat way of putting it, i like that
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>>343016976
I don't really know what I expected but I got it
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QUICK

I NEED A SCREENSHOT OF THE THIRD MISSION WHEN YOU TALK TO THE BANDITS AND IT SAYS [KILL THEM] [KILL THEM] [KILL THEM]
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I finally achieved the true ending where I'm banished to purgatory.

Of course I didn't actually stay, but least I have all the gates.
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where were you when the escape from eternal torment was presented
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/v/ E.Y.E steamgroup
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vrouzouf

Post raifus
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Sad thing I'd probably play the shit out of this game if it wasn't such a pile of clunky poorly translated trash. If you don't explain what your supercoolhighlyjargonterm for everything does or have a proper AI then polish it up first before releasing it.
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>my name is Jian
>my face when E.Y.E. operatives shittalk Jians
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>>343018409
they explain literally everything you dip
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>>343018575

I don't speak poorly translated english
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god damn I want to commission a good artist/armor maker to make me some replicas of this games armors
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>>343018462
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>>343018462
>unironically being a jian
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>>343018703
there's tutorial videos for every mechanic in the game you double dip
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I would just like to say that you are all good and caring daddies, and that to make sure you have Llamas for your children
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China is already IP banned from 4chan
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>>343002858
During and following a drunken stupor out in the wilderness. It's so nonsensical that they must have never been serious about it.
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>>343019040
Nice
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>>343018712
anyone got a link to this video?
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>>343019369
The Law & Order episode, or the vid with the vidya edits compilation?
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>>343019539
the edits compilation
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>>343019581
Here you go my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV5TLkfYHuI
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>>343019926
God bless anon
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>>343009862
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something something Jians fucking shits

I tried
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>>343018462
Party mask, et cetera
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so how do you make custom maps and missions ? All those memes give me crazy ideas
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>>343012216
Play it like a shooter, then start venturing out towards other options during the second or third playthrough.
I'm having fun going with the dual pistols and the Damocles, but I always love going full Space Hulk with the minigun in Vindico(Sulaco)
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>try to sneak
>enemy sees me from 200kilometers away and headshots me with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on all 1200 planets

What the fuck.
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>>343022412
The game uses Source so I assume it's the same process as HL2 / CS:S and the like
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>>343022412
http://steamcommunity.com/app/91700/discussions/0/846958724680586156/
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2821462
I believe you need Source SDK installed, and then need to download another tool. I was going to make missions a while ago, but never did.
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>>343022584
>Trying to sneak without activating the cloak
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>>343022584
the beginning is pretty tough until you get stealth and some solid stats, game uses a "if you can see so do I" AI

the silent sniper is your friend until then
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Game would be better without all the stats shit
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>>343022937
nah ur retarded

getting agility to 200 and going super fast is the best
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>>343022875
The what?
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>>343023119
The invisibility cloak you nigger
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>>343023119
research shit, and check the stores.
You'll find it all eventually
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>>343023119
Only a Fed could be this dumb
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>>343023168
gottcha
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So, on cc_Noctis, when you're "investigating," what's up with the three waypoints that are behind that huge cliff?

Am I just a massive retard?
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>>343023013
You think the game would be worse if it had slightly more simple shit, like how Deus Ex does it? It would prevent memers from calling the game hard to approach and would skew less focus from the JRPG trash and back to the fun gamepaly
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>>343023692
probably. just follow the canyon
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I just got E.Y.E. on sale and I'm going to play it tomorrow, what am I in for?
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>>343024805

Brouzouf and leg maintenance
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>>343024805
don't look shit up, watch the tutorial videos and research the medpack and you are GOOD

also upgrade legs and the stat that makes you go faster
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>>343002674
>not speaking French
this is like baby tier game
fucking anglos
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>Culters and Jians use to be friends
>E.Y.E started to gain as much power/influence as the Secreta
>get shut the fuck down because of this
>E.Y.E gets rebooted because oh shit monsters
>Secreta keeps Culters and Jians fighting to keep them down this time

Reminder that Secreta Jews and their wall Torahs are keeping Glorious E.Y.E down with petty infighting. Dutch trusted bullets more than the Spirit of the Secreta for a reason.
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>>343011504
>not a good choice for a beach vacation

Okay, I fucking lost it.
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>>343025632
>Trusting a dead imaginary friend
Without the Secreta there's no E.Y.E
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>>343025758
That dead imaginary friend did more for me than the Secreta ever did, faggots stole my final research.
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>>343025958
>stole
You're not doing that research yourself, you just pay E.Y.E scientists to do it for you. The only thing Dutch did is job to metastreum fodder and get killed by Interceptors
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>>343024805
Press V every once in awhile
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>>343018462
>boss's name is jian
>get to imagine being a mighty culter warrior from when get to work to when I go home, in constant struggle with the enemy
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>>343016889
There is nothing to understand. Just execute orders.
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Someone explain to me what exact is the point of the struggle between the Jian and Culters and why they even oppose one another pls
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>>343022412
>>343022730
get dat source SDK, follow dem instructions in the pdf, edit the .fgd so you can add BR and TA spawns and maybe some brouzouf, exp and briefcase spawners, and then proceed to create dozens of maps that don't get past the alpha phase
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>>343027221
jians are fucking weeaboos that jerk off to those faggy oriental dragons with the wavy bodies and mustaches
culters are cool alpha males that constantly have synicles on their foot-long cyberdicks
how do you not understand where the conflict comes from
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>>343027501

I didn't try to understand, only executed orders.
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>>343027856
>transparent webum
this will never cease to amaze me
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>>343028059
Not him, but I once posted the same webm except it didn't have transparency but I had a posting error, when I pressed F5 the webm got posted but it had that transparency effect.
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>>343025632
>>343027221

it's funny that the only friendly conversation you have in the game is when you have some small talk with that jian at the beginning. No mention of any urgent situation or assassinating anyone just some casual talk with a guy you haven't seen in a while.
Nothing is clearly explained about the conflict but I guess they started as two rivaling schools of psykers trying to surpass each other until shit escalated.
I also find it very strange that if you go on an optional mission and use the clone technique you can see that you have a Jian armor. Maybe it's some ruse to worsen their reputation as you go on a rampage every time you step out the temple

>>343027501
>synicles
>sex

but that's heresy
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>>343028505
no
to give the synicle the CD is to purify her
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>>343028709
they're monsters that shape shift into what you desire the most to trick your senses (your late wife in this case) have fun sticking your dick into interdimensional horrors

I'm telling the mentor about this btw, he'll slap your shit and you won't learn any triangular hypnosis meme this time
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>>343028709
>Like every Saturday shinji would rape the girl in his cellar and eventually decapitate her
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>>343028495

>tfw made waves in the first mission

Did I fuck up
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>>343029050
>he doesn't enjoy sticking his dick into interdimensional horrors
you're not one of those milquetoast jians, are you?

>>343029158
nigga gotta get the pussy somehow
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>>343029258
Yes
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>>343029258
oh shit man, you fucked up hard.
delete the character and start new there is no way of getting back from this.
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>>343029739
>perish like a dog
>mortimer confirmed for having murdered plato and goofy
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Requesting a Rimanah/Bloodborne edit of "Jians all over the temple. You'll be one too, sooner or later."

Also "Ohhh, sweet Brouzouf. It's enough to make a man sick."
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>>343029920
Gimmie some reference/source material to work with and I'll see what I can do
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>>343029258
Nah. It's just your mentor being a whiney liberal Jian lover.
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>just made 71,000 brozoufs from killing a single master Deus ex
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>>343027856
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>>343030608
forbidden secret don't let jians see
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>>343030050
This here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnYw9Vs9V0Q

First line is in the cutscene at the start
Second is just over a minute in
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>>343030752
What level do you have to be to be a grey master?

I'm only lvl 34 myself, and still an equilibrium lord.
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>>343030893
bout fiddy
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>>343030949
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>>343031137
keep up that dude sex slaughter with some healthy co-oping that means not dying and you'll be two fiddy in no time
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>>343008056
from this I get the impression that 'the world' of the game is within the spirit wolf. I hypothesize that 'your predecessor' refers to the whole Rimanah who sought out the Spirit Wolf for its power and got trapped within it.

I actually suspect Dutch is the same way, rather than an illusion of the wolfworld. Which is why he comes back even if he dies.

going out on a limb here, but the way you get unique psi powers each ending, kinda creates the impression that if you gained both enough power and enough understanding (which are synonymous in an illusionary world) you could merge with the wolf to finally escape, at the cost of your own identity being compromised by the already gestalt mind of the spirit wolf
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>>343012230
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>>343031818
are we posting images from time immemorial now
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>>343031421
They pulled an warhammer gene seed deal with the wolf and E.Y.E

The secratum took parts of the wolf+shinji and inject it into the soldiers to allow them to use psi. But your character is so wrapped up in psi that he has a Donnie darko situation where he can only continue his cycles, doing whatever he pleases until he realises he will have to kill himself in the end.
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>>343032082
>he got to purgatory
>he figured breaking the seal was the only escape
pro-tip: it's not
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>>343024805
you gotta get all the endings to see everything, but each run isn't that long once you know what you have to do,
don't worry about unlocking everything on your first playthrough
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SERVER GAME

WHEN
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someone explain giant skellington that kills you like a jerk
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>playing Warhammer 40k Deathwing
>near the end of the game
>Warp shit shows up
>game turns into EYE

how hype would you be
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>>343032352
he da king of mars silly jian
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>>343032427
i would actually buy the game in that case
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>>343032427
legs would immediately heal to 100% even after being reduced to bloody stumps from genestealer ambush
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>>343032070
>play with /cyg/ on warehouses
>manage to jam the elevator at the bribe bandit with barrels and bug the shit out of it
>hallucinate while sitting around a campfire of wood and gore while twenty minutes of Lords of the Locker Room plays in the background

Can't wait for E.Y.E 2.

>>343032695
>people hated the song for that trailer

I get its unfitting but it gave me a smile knowing Sterum On is still giving 0 fucks about peoples expectations.
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>>343009783
is this game horribly mistranslated? Another Pathologic?
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I just started this game, should I get some mods or anything?
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>>343032940
>twenty minutes of Lords of the Locker Room plays in the background
It's a lot longer than 20 minutes
I long for those days to return

>>343032992
The fan translation patch is even worse
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>>343032992
Just read the dialogue and you'll see. Some of this shit is incomprehensible.

Even the status shit in the corner of the screen constantly switches between first and third person, thus the "my legs are OK" and "you gained brouzouf" jokes.
>>
DEJA VU!
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>>343009783
>>343033219
What's wrong with the dialogue? Mind pointing out specific examples?

The brozouf and leg thing.. I think it fits though, since you clearly have some sort of identity disorder.
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>>343033269
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>>343032070
wait

there are images outside time immemorial?

can I see them?
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thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMl8eZoudJE
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>>343033446
it depends on just how much you've seen
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>>343033446
>bullshit

why is this so funny

somebody explain

doesnt it take like, 2 triangle powers to kill deus ex?
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>>343033618
only on minos™
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>>343033618
it's the start of the "Bullshit! Ultra-fail attack" aka rolling a natural 1
the joke being that even a critical fail triangle is enough to kill a normal DX if your PSI is high enough
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>>343025632
>Dutch mentions remembering you pulling out a black rune-covered sword and wrecking shit, mentioning he's not sure where you got it
>do the optional infiltration mission murdering all those Jian in their HQ
>black rune-covered Damocles swords mounted on walls everywhere

Was it a gift from old Jian friends? Did we steal it? Is it our hypnotized subconscious dropping hints about our cycle?
>>
What happens if I team up with my mentor in the ruins of Immortal king?
>>
So whats up with that heavy Culter who you meet only once? The guy that talks about travelling and appears right beside the commanders office?
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>>343033882
you get the mentor end
denying him gets you a different end
there's another possible outcome as well
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>>343033882
He goes mad and you have to kill him
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>>343032248
What the god damn fuck.

How did you do this
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>>343033537
this seems relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IG3Ad-2_w4
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>>343033819
>The waves.
I SWEAR TO GOD RIMANAH
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>>343034163
I shot a tree twice and then hit it with a sword
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what's with the 'find the metastruman is the secret room' sidequest?

I only found the thing once and that was a run where I pissed off the guy who normally tells you about it so couldn't do anything about it
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>>343033819

>Someone else played Marathon

Was Gherrit supposed to be Durandal?
>>
this game sucks
>>
>>343034462
I've been wanting to play the trilogy for ages but last time I tried to torrent them I couldn't get it to launch
>>
>>343033163
nah

all you might need is the farming custom map for the last couple research items
>>
>>343034519
Aleph One is your friend
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>>343034467
you suck
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>>343034354
N...no mean how did you get to the quadruple secret ending with be trees?
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>>343034645
oh hey, thanks
>>
>>343005570
the only way to break the cycle is to stop playing
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>>343033537
what the fuck did I just watch?
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>>343034714
you must venture to the jian-infested lands of cherry trees and vases known only as br_risingsun

there you must commit yourself to the ritual of honor and sacrifice every firearm and every ounce of knowledge you have of them to hone the mighty blade of your humble facere mortis, striding into battle in the pattern of the sacred triangle, keeping thy enemy ever within thine sights

true peace and enlightenment comes once the gravity of the world is gone, and you may take to the skies on legs crafted of the finest silver inlaid with gold to rotate as quickly as you are permitted to soar from one end of the grand arena to another with such speed that naught but the greatest jian could hope to break thine legs

the grand palace awaits for the faithful
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>>343034856
Then you just leave him trapped in stasis forever. Is that better or worse than the cycle ?
>>
Guns swords or psychic powers
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>>343035341
enough guns for bearkiller, then dump everything into psi
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>>343035341
guns are for jians and culters what want to speedrun after they accidentally murder their mentor in new eden as soon as the map loads
swords are for culters what want to lay waste to the world while having fun
psi is for culters what want to lay waste to all known and unknown universes while having fun provided you know how to get infinite medkit fuel
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>>343035341
gunswordtrickroyslayswordtrick
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>>343035506
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>>343035081
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>>343034462
Bernard Strauss was the gnawing rat. Durandal had access to pattern buffer data and the memories those that used it, his rampant psyche using those memories in piecemeal to apply to his own thought processes and frustration with his previous moral restrictions and previous shutdown as Traxus.

that's my headcanon
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>>343034462
Marathon is like EYE, it's not supposed to make sense.
>>
>>343035602
>dmc5 not announced
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>>343036837
don't worry, they'll announce Bayo 3 next year as a launch title for the NX
>>
Why did people dislike the trailer again? It's not what the OST will sound like but it's refreshing. Given the EYE soundtrack, I'm confident they'll deliver.
>>
>>343037335
The what now?
>>
>You killed a good and caring father

w-what did the game mean by this?
>>
>>343035882

Damn, I thought he was just simulating humans as a means of encouraging his own rampancy, but what you said makes much more sense.
>>
>>343037824
you killed a good and caring father.

it's a pretty straightforward statement
>>
>>343038150
>You've killed a Snake man
>You've killed a geek
>You've killed a video game censor

goddamn
>>
Hacked :^)
>>
>>343037824
Your murderhobo programming is reaching its terminal phase.
Do not question the voice.
Now take this depezador and go kill 27 jians.
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>>343038321
HACKED!!

>8D

fatal wound
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>>343038321
visual hallu
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>>343032940
>hallucinate while sitting around a campfire of wood and gore while twenty minutes of Lords of the Locker Room plays in the background
I know for a fact there is no footage of this event but I want it anyway
>>
>playing undercover bandit level for the first time
>mowing waves of fireball assholes down
>running down dark hallway
>start getting shot in the back
>did I aggro a bandit by accident or maybe its accidentally shooting me
>turn to see woman clad in white in a dark hallway
>shit pants
>it starts shooting again
>kill it

Spookiest moment in the game was meeting the synicle for the first time, the wanna be xenomorph in the vent had nothing on her.

>>343033723
>get told cm_minos to farm bruozouf
>oh god everything hurts
>load cm_purge, two shot the gunships within 10 seconds of spawning for like 30k bruozoufs each
>return to temple to do it again

CM_PURGE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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what the fuck is the word right besides the percentage weight in the armory?

mauis?
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>>343038595

>mfw hallucinating for the first time

I honestly thought the game broke when it happened.
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>>343038693
>tfw rolling around cm_purge at the speed of sound tri-gating 1 of 3 masters and getting the mission complete screen and another 30k bountyzoufs

>>343038747
malus
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>>343038880
>that pic

holy shit, i did the same thing to, but with a dick. and everyone saw it cause it was right beside the training room
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>>343038954
you better believe I drew my share of dicks
aiming augment is a miracle of the universe
>>
>>343035341
i put all my points in endurance for max cloak and then murder my enemies with the drained medkit
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>>343038807
first time I got attacked by synicles I assumed it was because my karma had fallen too low and they were angels of vengeance sent to punish me
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>>343024805
For the love of god, don't make waves.
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>>343002271

MY LEGS!
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>>343039267
how effective is this?
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>>343039704
technically you have infinite ammo, and when you get it above 20 it helps keep your health high when you're using power conversion to maintain the cloak

trapping a carno by making it stand on a box and then turning it into gibs with repeated pokes never gets old
>>
Is it even possible to not make waves?

I bum rushed mentor with my cyberspeed and the guy still got on my ass.
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>>343040009
have you never been in water? the only way to not make waves is to do drown
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>>343039704
>how effective is this?
depends on the amount of waves you make and how deep you are stuck in your cycles of regret.
>>
>>343040104
>he didn't learn waveless swimming
sometimes I feel sorry for initiates like yourself
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>>343001021
Why is he crying? :(
>>
>>343040408
>Why is he crying? :(
The question you should be asking is: "Why are they crying?"
>>
>>343040009
I once got him to not be mad about waves by using the dragon telefrag spell.
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>>343040408
Why are you crying?
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>>343004094

I legit beat EYE and finished EVA for the first time in the same day.

It was all so confusing.
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>>343040280
>he put points in swimming
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>>343040009
You need to not be seen or heard and it's practically impossible. You need Cloak, you need Dragon, you need the drain health for energy ability, and you need a lot of energy to keep it up
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>>343040408
thignken of jians
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>>343040528
>>343041041

So is there any extra dialog or does he just not yell at you?
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>>343040808
>he is confused by EYE and EVA
top kek lad, this thread is for people who achieved post human enlightenment only.
did you even farm enough brouzouf to research the streumonic complementarity ?
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>>343040808
you watched EoE too, right?


now go watch Texnolaize
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>>343041191
He just says some shit about not having made waves instead of bitching, and then goes on exactly the same as if you had made waves.
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>>343041549

Yes, that's what I meant by finishing it. Can't wait for Shinji to impregnate Rei Q in 4.0 resulting in Fourth Impact: The ReiQoning.
>>
>>343041549

Which is worse: making waves or making a spectacle?
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>>343041923
>4.0 got delayed another five years because Anno had another breakdown while making 3.0
>took on the Godzilla Resurgence project to let off some steam by having a giant runaway zombie monster ruin Japan for two hours
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What does it mean?
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>>343043037
Fancy way of saying "I am a huge Jian please zouf my face"
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>>343013494
>implying that they'll stop milking 40k
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>>343043037

In 2784, Streumonic force personnel met with federation to change Earth cycle.
First words said was that only 1 cycle
could be used on Mars to not change
the 1 cycle secreta. So they applied the 1
cycle and ignored the other 3 cycles.
The secreta cycle was wrong then and it
proved wrong today. This a major lie
has so much evil feed from it's wrong.
No man on New Eden has no belly-button,
it proves every jian on New Eden a liar.
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>>343042171
>making waves
>ever
Shit jian, what are you DOING
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>>343043037
>game hud

huh
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>>343043397
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>>343043397
so the Jian all claim to be clones but that's a total lie?
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>>343043397
>every Jian on New Eden a liar
I thought we all knew this already.
>>
>>343002948
I'm french and i can tell the french version doesn't make any sense.
Hell, i even play in english because it's easier to understand.
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>>343043397
was this written by the timecube guy?
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>>343043037
My Chinese isn't great but anything that reuses that many characters has to be gibberish.
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>>343045071
>>343045623

That actually is the timecube copypasta
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>>343043397
Belly-Button Logic Works.
When Do Culter Dei?
Jian Eat Culters Alive,
No Record Of Their Death.
Mentor Dutch Image, Not Rimanah.
Every Culter Born Of E.Ψ.Ǝ

Belly-Button Is the Signature
Of Your Personal Creator -
I Believe Her Name Circe.

Mentor Told His Disciples That
Metastreum Created All Of Them -
Truth Was That They All had
Circe Made Belly Buttons,
Secretorum Was Full Of Liars.

New Eden Has 4 Cycles In Same 24 Missions, 1 Day Rimanah Was Wrong.
Shinji Was ONEist Brain.

Try My Belly-Button Logic.

No Jian Knows About 4 Days, It Is Evil To Ignore 4 Days,

Does Your Mentor Know ?
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>>343045960

Jians are actually RETARDED from

Secreta Sectretora taught GUILTism -upon

a New Eden of opposite poles, covered by Mama

Hole and Papa Pole pulsating opposite sexes.

The GUILTist educated with their flawed 3 eye

perspective (opposite eyes overlay) Cyclops

mentality, inflicts static non pulsating logos

as a fictitious queer same sex transformation.
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>play EYE for the first time with a friend the other day
>first level
>find a vent in the area where you first get your weapons
>spend 40 fucking minutes crouchwalking in this huge vent/sewer tunnel thing that seems to go on forever
>eventually drops off into a huge pit filled with water and a single ladder
>climb up to find this guy who says we fucked up a mission or something and a locked door
>"mission" complete, game automatically proceeds to throw us into the hub area

Can someone tell me what the fuck that was about, and what the fuck I'm playing?
>>
>>343046150
>spend 40 fucking minutes crouchwalking in this huge vent/sewer tunnel thing that seems to go on forever
you can run through it the mission takes like 10 minutes tops
>>
>>343046150
>finding the vent
Oh shit nigger
what the fuck
I forgot that was even a thing
How on earth did you even find that shit? That was the only thing in the game like that
>>
>>343046150
you got ventd, it's a fake shortcut. should have gone outside to get some action
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>>343027221
Army vs Marines.
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>>343008258
>ONIONS HAVE LAYERS
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>>343029920
>someone used my edit
>>
>use dragon on the sniper on the mountain at the start of mars
>can't move, crouch, jump
>have to splatter myself off the wall with the excidium
fuck
>>
>>343012216
You get the uzi-looking SMG and you set it to fuller-auto.
Not full auto, fuller. This is important.
You then point it in the direction of whatever you want dead and hold down the trigger until you gain brouzouf. Optionally, pick up the recoil absorbtion cybernetics and use it as a laser.
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>>343045890
dat server brah

i was one of the floating ones
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>>343046945
>fuller-auto
>>
>>343041549
Don't forget to watch Lain after that.
>>
>>343012216
escape your cycles of guilt
>>
>>343047159
of course, I feel stupid for not thinking of it

If anything, watch Lain first.

Hell, I should rewatch Lain. I also still need to finish Boogiepop Phantom.
>>
>>343047129
it's a beautiful thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtJh_B4jDrY
>>
>>343047295
One time I saw a poster at my college saying the anime club was showing Lain so I went by out of curiosity
It was nothing but Naruto kids making fun of the show and the head of the club saying "we're watching Boogiepop next week"
He was trying so fucking hard to make them cultured and I could tell he hated every single one of them by the way he spoke
>>
>>343047295
http://fauux.neocities.org/Love.html
>>
>>343015235
Basically, there's this thing called the Memeo stromic force or some shit. Its a tangible force that seeks to stop humanities rapid expansion. It represents humanities flaws by manifesting itself in the variety of memeostromic monsters. The ladies (Called Synicles) are the result of a Culter General (Rimanah/You) gouging out the eyes of his wife after she left him or some shit, and the Memeostromic force being inspired by the cruelty and creating a monster to represent humanities lust and dilusion.
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>>343047349
>>
>>343047429
A friend of mine actually knows the dude who runs this site. It's less terrifying once you realize he has a twitter.
>>
how easy is it to create a server?
>>
>>343027221
It's like Shiites and Sunnis.
>>
>>343019926
Oh fuck, thanks anon, you just made my day
I made the halo one at 0:52, never knew anybody saw it but me.
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>>343047530
>the result of a Culter General (Rimanah/You) gouging out the eyes of his wife after she left him or some shit
>gouging out the eyes of his wife after she left him or some shit
>after she left him or some shit
>after she left him
>>
>>343032940
Holy fuck, now I'm sad I missed this shit.
>>
>>343008096
Pretty sure you could just use GURPS
>>
>>343038657
I definitely recorded that. But it may have been lost in a hard drive failure.
>>
>>343047129
There is nothing like having the fuller auto SMG and throwing absurd amount of bullets into everyone. Just pack clips, lot of lot of clips.
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>>343015401
>and face implanted on his chest,
Holy shit anon that made me spit out my drink fuck you.
>>
>>343048176
NO. NOT THE FORBIDDEN WORD!
>>
>>343047349
I remember back near when the game was released, the HS010 could take down gunships and DEs before the armor buff.
It was a strange time.
>>
Wait, so why did Rimnah shoot his Mentor? Did he shoot him? Who is the mentor? Are they the same person? If so, how did he shoot him? Who's real? What's in your mind?
>>
>>343049123
Yes
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>>343049160
HOW DID THE LIBRARY KNOW I SHOT HIM
>>
>>343049123
Rimanah is the incarnation of the ultimate samefag (you) are him, he is (you)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJmzMlLBWeg
>>
>>343049565
Holy shit this is hysterical
>>
>>343049565
>ywn fuck two honeys and find out one of them is a jew
>>
>>343050308
my sides are in orbit. that russian
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>>343050308
>one of them is a fucking
>how do you call it
>jewish person

slavs are so best
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>>343049565
>yeah that won't work babylegs I have armor
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>>343049565
>If you kill me you'll never know the real secret
>That cinnamon toast crunch is gay?
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>>343049565
>We have an army of space popes standing around staring at a man entering himself into another man on a ladder
>>
>>343049565
>that slave
>Im gonna sew a baby to your face, so you have to eat the baby
Toppest of keks
>>
E.Y.E threads are the best thing on /v/
>>
>>343052681
Drakengard ones are pretty chill too
>>
>>343052681
gives you hope that there are still decent folk out there enjoying a hobby just like you.
>>
well, time to reinstall

but the cloud doesnt work or i didnt have it turned on when i was playing which means starting over
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>>343052681
>>343052728
>>343052892
you know why eye threads are good on v?

decent and niche community, thats fucking why.
>>
>tfw reinstalling eye
>by the time i finish eye threads on v will probably die out again

i just wanna play with you guys ;_;
>>
>>343054271
>not having E..Y.E already installed on your cyber brain

What are you, a Jian ?
>>
>>343054409
>What are you, a Jian ?

Yeah, their heavy is stylistic as fuck.
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>>343054271
Seems to have been a bit of a resurgence recently, maybe to do with deathwing being made. Try joining the steamgroup, one of us is bound to start hosting eventually.
I hope.
>>
Jian is best.
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>>343054820
>steamgroup
Wher? You give this link so I can play when get payed for sale now.
>>
>>343002674

Don't think the developers will either this game feels like it was made by aliens.
>>
>>343016976

did rimanah actually encounter this King of the dead on Mars? Or was it just a easter egg in the hallucinatory part of the game?
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>>343055215
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vrouzouf
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>>343009768

can't handle the bantz
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>>343020321
That's my favorite one.

>What are you doing with your life in this imageboard except bothering me? You never spend your freetime? Are you too fucking stupid to play video games?
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>>343055353
Noice.
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>>343055349
he symbolizes rimanah's disillusion with the military complex in the strongly militarist society the game takes place in

same with the part after you cleanse the jian temple, people go full "dude lmao the story is hard to understand and this character is referencing that" but nah
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I love how E.Y.E subverts tropes in such a subtle way.

>King of the Dead, the Immortal King, who sits on his throne with an open mouth.

>is pretty chill, acts like a landlord to the tomb instead of a dictator, and only asks you to kill 27 humans.
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>>343032940
The trailer fitted the fluff perfectly, but 90% of people are filthy tertiary fans and read 1d4chan or Lexicanicum instead of the fucking fluff.

Pisses me right off. Just like the chucklefucks moaned about the Genestealers having 'guns' and not understanding fucking why.
>>
So aside from the story mode, is there any kind of single player replay value/post-game stuff?
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>>343055850
There's three endings (you get a dope spell at each one) + the secret one and all that research

also you keep gaining brouzouf and stat points to make you go faster

and multiplayer of course
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>>343032427

BROTHER-LIBRARIAN, LOOK!

BLACK TEMPLARS APPROACH! THE PURGING OF THIS SPACE HULK IS NEARING COMPLETION!
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>>343055934
Can multiplayer be played offline with bots or online only?
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>>343049565

>My PTSD is high levels
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what's your favorite map?

Purge is aesthetic
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You can't write rangeban without rage.
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>>343001298

Are your legs OK?
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>>343055984
i don't actually know

the best multiplay is running the single player or christmas maps with your bestest /cyg/ buddies though
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>>343048612

>clips

jian scum confirmed
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I just bought this

What the fuck did I get myself into. This thread is hurting my head.
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>No EYE for .99
SHIT SALE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>343056658
there's nothing to understand
just execute orders.
>>
so are you niggers going to set up a room or do i have to wear your faces as a moron party mask?
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>>343041549
>tfw finished Texnolyze yesterday
Ichikse didn't deserve this.
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>>343056826
do it faggit
I'd love to but E.Y.E servers are a fucker to get working.
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>Oh sweet, an Eye thread with 400+ replies
>Surely there must be a server up!
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>>343012216
WOOPIN 10LEGS
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>>343033446
Nothing can still top the best PSI power in the game
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le ironically played badly localised game
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>>343057231
then theres this guy
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>>343057231
S U C C
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I'm like a level 14 hacker
I don't seem to be gaining brouzoufs from things my hacked minions kill. Is hacker a shit class? Should I reroll?
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>>343053184
>starting over
No, anon, you are just continuing the cycle
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The achievements for EYE are great, especially considering I don't know how or why I got 90% of them. Why does it matter that I've survived 1,111 seconds? Is that supposed to be exceptional? How did I even reach 0 Karma if I've only killed people who shot at me?
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>>343057489
I'm not even sure the hacking stats do anything at all
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>>343057694
>1111

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

also what the fuck is a necromancer? ive played the game but havent.. seen one?
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>>343057338
i would but you're a degenerate weeb
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>>343057694
I got the 0 karma thing after using the medkit
I dont understand
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>>343057842
you killed a good and caring father
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>>343057842
I think it's one of the "you've killed a kind and caring daddy" kind of achievements
You should earn it by just earning your brouzoufs
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>tfw no servers
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>>343057842
Looking through the ones I haven't gotten, just gets weirder and weirder. Is this the most advanced videogame of all time?
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>>343057930
>>343057957
yeah but what the fuck is a necromancer in lore?

>>343058112
it's unironically a "deep" game, and yes, ive read a lot of fucking books.
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>>343027020
That's some real culter shit right there
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>>343005570
Quite sure that both Rimanah killing his wife and undergoing Necrocybermancy happen.

The game explains that the process of Necrocybermancy can result in a endless coma death to the patient.

So it's not far fetched that Rimanah underwent Necrocybermancy after killing his wife, but his guilt ensured that he falls into the coma dream

>>343002808
The level designers for E.Y.E are crazy bastards, their philosophy was to shove as much cool shit into a level to the point where the max number of objects (or whatever) that the source engine allows per map

>>343013285
>>343013494
>E.Y.E. 2 when?
Devs had said that if Deathwing is successful that E.Y.E 2 would be their next project

see pic related
>Just to tell you guys before we sign up with Focus [Focus Home Interactive], we were envisioning an EYE (We had already started pre-production on it for a while), that takes place long before the first, and was more oriented at being a tactical shooter (like Swat 4) with big inspiration from GITS and Avalon, with a bit of RPG, although unfortunately it's on our backburner. Anything concerning Unreal Engine 4, we can't say anything, except that it's not like 3 anymore at all. We're also going to miss Source, it has it's own little niche that's really it's own, and when we see what it can do with Titanfall, it makes us envious, but well, it does some good to discover a new engine, it changes things up a bit.
>Otherwise in licensed manga we would absolutely love to work on GITS, Akira or Blame, but it's not what's on our plate right now.

>E.Y.E. tabletop rpg when?
Whenever they finally clean it up like they said they would and release it

>>343028505
There are a couple missions where you wear Jian armor, The mall area and Electric Sheep I think are two of them
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>>343046150
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What was his fucking problem?
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>>343059920
just bantz
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>>343059920
He was actually a good friend of yours, everything he said was just banter but it seemed personal because you can't remember anything.
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>>343032427
I'm honestly really hoping that Deathwing's story is going to involve a whole lot of mind fuckery with the warp and all.
I'll be incredibly disappointed if there isn't.
I trust Streum On though practically one of the only devs I still have trust in

>>343052681
Although STALKER threads have taken a downturn the past couple of years with shitposting, they used to be the epitome of comfy

>>343056035
New Eden will always be top tier

The Jian temple is quite nice despite being the most weaboo crib of all time

>>343059920
You were best friends but you bantered a lot
When you went into your guilt induced dream cycle your banter and the your hate for Jians warped him into your rival
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>>343059920
>>343060034
>>343060065
>>343060096
>tfw his "..." everytime you take his banter personally

D-don't feel sad, Huan, I-i didn't mean it!!
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>>343059349
>Blame! vidya
Oh baby
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Jesus christ what do I do to stop hallucinating shit?

Also is there a way to stop bleeding?
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>>343059920
He probably didn't say the things/insults you think he said, remember that you're under Rimanah's control for most of the game.
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>>343060383
Maintenance
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>>343059920
>>343060096
>>343060210
btw

Was Huan the Jian equal to Culter Rimanah?
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Post your weaponfu

Or just tutorials/funny EYE images.
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>>343060623
As far as I know Huan is just a regular Jian, iirc he's higher up in the ranks of the Jians but he's not their commander.
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>>343060630
This looter gun never ceases to piss me off.
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>>343057767
>>343057489
so should i just start over then?
i have like 60 in hacking and spent a bunch of brouzoufs on brain stuff
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>>343056035
Dream of Electric sheep
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anons where do i get EYE assets

like the animated avatars that pop up when you talk to people and the cool neon ads
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>>343060870
example
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>>343043397
I asked a Chinese friend who told me it was basically gibberish
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>>343060720
We didn't really get any info on their command structure.
Are Mentors superiors to Commanders or just advisers?
What was the deal with all the fags in the Federation mission you were assassinating,
allegedly high ranking officials but did they out rank Rimanah?
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>>343060383
Press v
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>>343060870
and the animated avatar
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>>343061268
Is it just me or are the animated avatars very cute?

Anyone else know this feeling? Like the head bob from Dutch.
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>>343060870
Wait, so you want to change your player profile picture and you also want to buy more guns?
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what the fuck is a jian
everyone looks the same
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>>343061051
>Are Mentors superiors to Commanders or just advisers?
I think Mentors are exactly what their names say, they are their to train and mentor newer additions to the ranks and are probably high ranking due to their expertise and time spent in the organization, but are still below commanders

>What was the deal with all the fags in the Federation mission you were assassinating, allegedly high ranking officials but did they out rank Rimanah?
The Federation has nothing to do with E.Y.E/Secreta, they are an opposing faction.
It's possible the Federation has a ruling council and the people you meet on the ship are those people (I think they specify this, but it's been a while since I played)
I guess if you compare their ranks though they would be either equal or under Rimanah, since they have power but are under the power of others (The Federation being the other members of the council and Rimanah needing to heed the orders of the Secreta)
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>>343061407
No, I meant the level after that.
When you are in some Secreta base that isn't the Temple and you have to axe some commanders.
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>>343061370
i want to get rid of my pesky ex
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>>343061530
ah I forgot about that.

Then maybe the two factions of E.Y.E form a ruling council as well. I had always imagine Rimanah as ruling commander of the Culter Dei, but it might make sense that the game makes you think that way since Rimanah would like to imagine himself as having as much power as possible

>>343060870
Can't remember if you need to unpack anything, but it's in the EYE folder
I found the avatars in the
EYE\EYE\materials\vgui\temp
folder, but I have no idea if there's a proper folder for them, but I'll keep looking
Also there's this in there

Neon ads will probably be in the models folder somewhere, I can look for you
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>>343061530
I think those are just assorted officers. Maybe some other high end field soldiers like yourself.
>>
I've never seen a server being hosted from these threads.
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>>343063189
There have been a few, it's just a matter of someone who actually knows how to get the shit working right browsing the thread.
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Here's a post I just translated:
>Hop hop: Battle Royale is not exactly a deathmatch, but a last man standing, with randomly chosen weapons upon spawn, with the possibility of picking them up from the dead, you can play it with your character from the singleplayer mode.
Team Artifact is not a team deathmatch, you pick a class at the start, and then you must bring the artifcat to the assimilator in the enemy camp. There are also optional terminals to hack to increase the score of your team.

>We took a lot of time to get these two PVP modes ready to avoid the sense that it's just a superfluous addition. For example, we tested it for more than 6 months non stop to balance all the classes in teamplay. We should have maybe released it as a paid standalone, it maybe would have been complained about less. But it wasn't in our vision/ethic from the start.

>To tease a little what we're working on at the moment: an fps, space, big guns, and it's not halo (nothing against it, but I prefer pointing it out). Knowing also that we developped some prototypes that we hope to one day develop more (EYE 2, a realistic medieval game a la conan the barbarian, and something completely crazy). In short, we have also experimented a lot, thanks to the sales of EYE, so thank you very much.


>>343063189
I've just never been able to get it working myself
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>you will never experience EYE with /v/
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>>343063682
>Something completely crazy
>They do not consider EYE completely crazy
Dear god
>>
This game has the highest quality memes of them all.

May it never change.
>>
>>343063725
I did. It was glorious.
>>
>>343001021
this and nier has the deepest lore.
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>>343063725
There is still a chance, brother
See the steam group in thread
>>
From reading this thread it turns out I got the story completely wrong. I always thought the game is about a highly advanced AI (or otherwise near-godly entity) simulating experiences in the form of the actual game and its playthroughs to alter the actual real-world player's mind, meaning altering your brain patterns by having you play through a perceived simulation in the form of the video game. Guess I got that pretty wrong, fuck.
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>>343063950
ahaha ha ! !
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>can't roll a new character and make it count towards the true ending requirement
>can't reset spent levels
>only the short second last level is different in the endings
>very shallow and non-meaningful choices apart from the ending ones
>MP campaign NPC dialogue is fucked forever
>randomized research
>research kits aren't shared in MP or unlootable / given to another player if you already have the research they offer, instead you get an useless copy
>bugs out of the ass like important NPCs not spawning or auto-save / spawn points not working correctly and throwing you to previous missions
>mostly nice looking, but vast and empty levels with shittons of endlessly spawning mobs the moment you turn your back to a corner spawn point
>hacking is horrible and useless aside from controlling the flying ships or insta-killing Rimanah's guards in all the endings
If there's one game that seriously needs a remake it's EYE. There's so much good stuff like the different weapons and augments, plus interesting lore, but at times the game also feels like a very cheap Source mod.
>>
>>343063628
what the fuck is happening in that pic
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>>343066595
Justice!
>>
tfw I can't be bothered to unlock all of the psi powers by playing through the game all over again and the trainer for it is broke
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>>343001021
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>>343067117
the trainer doesn't work?
Fuck, I want to put my mental balance at 0 so I can have being a badass motherfucker that's so damn crazy that he should be put under heavy sedatives and stuffed in an asylum
>>
>Plato
>Nietszche
>Camus

What other philosophers does the game refer to?
>>
>>343002674
no...
>You killed a dude that looks like you
>>
should I try to bother to get all achievements?
>>
>>343068830
The hard to get ones rely on random chance, so if you have lots of free time then go for it
>>
>>343068219
Confucius
Sun Tzu
>>
>>343070018
>Confucius
>Sun Tzu

Since when? Not just in quotes, but in the story itself. The cave is so fucking Plato's Cave it's not even funny.
>>
Betraying the SS and joining the Federation is best ending
>>
>>343070205
Oh, my bad. Those are both just from loading screen quotes.
>>
>>343070509
What's the best loading screen quote?

Hard mode: No "heavy"
>>
So how does Jian?
I picked up EyE yesterday and I really like the medium armor hat.
>>
MORON PARTY MASK
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>>343074189
Those mega cyberdemon freak me the fuck out, I fucking hate their grinning face.
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I lost my level 170 character and escaped the cycle.

should I return to the cycle?
>>
I've just started this as well, doing the first mission. Do the bandits ever stop spawning, or do I just need to keep killing them?
>>
>>343074838
Nah, they'll keep spawning as you move around. It can happen any time as long as you aren't looking at their spawn point, but you can reduce their numbers in the game options if you find it overwhelming.
>>
>>343074838
Just execute orders
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>>343074660
you mean 120? Cause 120 is the max.
I lost my 90 not so long ago, I just used the farming map to get back to ~60-70 quickly.
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>>343001021
Is this worth the sale price?
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>>343075430
There's a farming map???
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>>343075441
Yes
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>>343045890
filthy jian stealing my screenshots

are we playing again tonight?
>>
Don't go make Waves now
>>
>>343070743
Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
>>
What's the max server size
>>
>>343061371
t. fed
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>>343070743
"Any man who has heard the screams of a dying animal shall never again feast upon its flesh" or some shit. Can't remember it word-for-word.
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yes
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>>343077104
maek °º¤o,¸¸,o¤º°`°º¤o,¸,o¤°º¤o,¸¸,o¤º°`°º¤o,¸. |̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲ ▫ ̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡ ▫ ̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡l̡*̡̡ . waves nigga
>>
i put all my points into hacking
did i make a mistake?
>>
>>343077569
32 players?
might only be 16 for "singleplayer" mode
>>
>>343034408
It's a passive monster that talks about the cycles.
>>
bump for memes
>>
>>343079027
>bumping at the bump limit and page 10
fucking jian
>>
>>343079027
>bumping past the bump limit
>>
>>343034408
uhh i faintly recall the talking werewolf hidden somewhere in the mars mission, before the halls that lead you to the king of the dead, and the teleporter to your mentor
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