YOU'LL CHOKE TO DEATH ON THREE POUNDS OFwitcher thread
>HoS
>that dwarf quest
>tfw you see what actually happened to his apprentice
>>342955126
>browsers humming
>witcher thread, gotta be
>>342955290
>that guy who didnt white knight the dude olgierds crew was beating up
>that guy who missed out on a goat boss fight because of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8QIhLQppHk
which haircut is that?
I'm in Velen, just killed Keira. Lvl 6.
How can I change my haircut? Also when do good quests start to appear?
>>342956626
>that music
Holy shit, now I regret that I missed this fight.
>>342956849
I hated Keira quests, worst side quest line imo.
Bloody baron is pretty good
>>342955126
Downloaded the 21GB patch last night. Bug fixes take up that much space?
>>342956675
Shaved with sides ponytail, then you let it grow for a day.
>>342956869
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=W2QX6Lm4iXE
So good
>>342956849
You gotta get to oxenfurt to get first barber I think
>>342957063
>implying all that find dandelion bullshit isnt the worst
hahaha ok buddy
>>342956849
Go to Crow's Perch on the main quest. Most of the main ones are good, but that one's pretty much one of the best in the game. Also, lol, you could have fucked her instead.
>>342955126
TOP NOTCHWITCHER THREAD!
>>342956849
You can get your haircut in Oxenfurt and Novigrad. I think Oxenfurt is easiest to get into at first and it's the city in the northwest corner of Velen.
>>342956849
I killed kiera because i didnt expect a reasonable call of 'give me the papers' would end in a fight to the death.
You go to barbers, one in oxenfurt, one in novigrad and one in the velen town but he needs to be rescued as a prisoner from a ? marker.
The bests quests are all side quests, the werewolf one with the sister in law was great as are many others + the dlc main and side missions. The main mission of the game itself is pretty lackluster i must say but only because it stands next to other missions that look so great
>>342957160
This. Find dandelion. Any mission involving you herding animals using axii. Any mission that goes from cutscene to gameplay only to have you walk a GODDAMN FUCKING METRE before another cutscene starts.
>>342957160
>not thinking that the play's the thing to catch the conscience of the doppler
>not catching a predator afterwards
Do you even RPG?
>>342957162
>implying you cant fuck her then kill her
Fuck and then guarantee her silence. Triss and yen will never know
>>342957358
best quest is throwing the baby in the oven
>>342957063
>I hated Keira quests, worst side quest line imo.
Well that's how I feel, Towerful of Mice was pretty good but the mainline quest with Keira and the one in which you fuck her were absolutely atrocious.
I'm looking forward to Bloody Baron, but I have to level up. Now I'm looking for some hunter's wife.
>>342957134
Thanks.
>>342957162
I fucked her. Then she went to the tower to steal some magician's notes, so I murdered her for being a total cunt.
>>342957358
>i didnt expect a reasonable call of 'give me the papers' would end in a fight to the death.
Same here, but I've heard that you can send her to Radowid and that's what I wanted to do. Well, killing her was enough.
Oh, what about the DLC? Should I get it?
>>342956849
Theres a great vampire contract out in novigrad that is good fun. Just dont jump to conclusions and start swinging your sword or youll catch the wrong guy and be taunted by leaflets left around the city for the rest of the game
>>342956626
Damn, I remember how fucking awful the game is on higher settings.
>>342956849
>just killed Keira
It's best to turn your head and let her carry out giving a crazed emperor the recipe for a plague. At least, that's what the game wants you to do.
>>342957538
Fuck me dead mate i was so spooked by that mission, fucking creepy demon shadows lurking around. Im a fucking pussy and hate horror so i could barely bring myself to play that mission.
>>342957714
Shit, I thought that it was the end of her questline.
Also I didn't really expect that she would attack me for being slightly mean to her.
>>342957440
They don't care about Keira, Shani, or any other bitches Geralt fucks. Triss and Yen just want to be sure that they're the main hoe. Kinda like most women, honestly.
>>342957396
The predator quest is optional and one good quest hardly makes an entire quest line worth it. Novigrad was the slowest part of the main questline and a chore to do. The side quests in Novigrad were much better though.
>>342957541
>Now I'm looking for some hunter's wife.
Very nice mission, report back about what you did
>>342957541
>Oh, what about the DLC? Should I get it?
most definitely, the story of HoS is better in everyway than the story in the main game, better characters, more upgrades, new map area added and new monsters. Same goes for BaW though im only halfway through it, i put this dlc up there with the gta4 dlc, so fucking good it can be sold on a separate disc on its own. Pulled 20hrs from the first dlc which was meant to be 10 and now the new one is meant to be 20hrs so i expect plenty.
>>342957714
>It's best to turn your head and let her carry out giving a crazed emperor the recipe for a plague
>thinking radovid likes sorceresses even if they can help him win the war
pic related
>>342957538
I knew I was being tricked there, but I started to doubt myself and I thought I really killed that baby because not-Merida is one crazy bitch.
>Buy Witcher 3 on sale
>Haven't played since W2 years ago
>Import save file
>That fucking tattoo is still there
>>342956849
>when do good quests start to appear?
They don't. Have fun following red shit with Batman vision for the next 40 hours.
>>342957085
Young looking Geralt makes me feel very uncomfortable.
>>342957917
>I thought that it was the end of her quest-line.
It's not, but there are choices that guarantees her death is the end of the quest. I had to go back (load a save from hours before) and do all of her quests and the chains that resulted from it before she could become an ally.
>>342958092
>Have fun following red shit with Batman vision for the next 40 hours.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
what the fuck were they thinking with this? Every goddamn mission is follow this scent to this cave to fight. You can tell exactly which contracts were proper missions like the one where geralt gets drunk to attract the vampire in oxenfurt and which were added as pure filler to pad out the game
So how bad are the graphics on PS4 for Witcher 3? I don't have the funds for a really good PC; my PC is around 12yrs old and extremely outdated, but I also don't want to blow it on a game when it could look good on something else; basically putting it on a wishlist until I build another PC at a later date
>>342955290
The bank one?
>>342957917
>Also I didn't really expect that she would attack me for being slightly mean to her.
I dont blame ya, happened to me too. It would be nice sometimes if what geralt says + tone is a bit more obvious in the options, sometimes you choose a completely reasonable thing but he'll spit it out sarcastically and send you down the opposite path you wanted/
>>342955126
Just playing through wild hunt....
probably best game I've ever played. Got both the expos.
>>342958169
>load a save from hours before
Why do people do this? What is the purpose of playing games that have choices if you do not stick by them? What are you to gain if you simply reload over and over to get the ending you desire?
>>342957786
did you play HoS? It got spooky too
>>342957541
The DLC is better than the main quest, which is better than most recent RPGs. Definitely get it while it's on sale if you think you're gonna be in this game for the long-haul.
>>342958080
Broche4lyf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCBGFiyq75w
>>342955126
That quest got me completly off guard, laughed my ass of the entire time while doing it.
This game is awesome because it is many RPGs. I like finishing one RPG quest and then getting into another RPG. Keeps me entertained.
>>342958453
That mansion to help olgierds wife. The second i approached and the weather instantly changed i shat myself. I drank my cat potion and kept my witcher vision on for any spooky shit.
I just want to ride around in the woods during the day and fight monsters in proper visibility. Why the fuck do i have to go down into so many dark and dank caves dammit
>>342958062
Considering it's a prerequisite for that line I think it's a decent justification. Honestly, I do think Novigrad was pretty goddamn slow altogether. Too much fetching. It wouldn't have been so miserable if they'd just let you break the speed limit on your horse.
>>342955290
>MFW I decided to spare them and scare them into not doing that stuff anymore
>Halfling says fuck you then I'll do it myself
>Return to the house after a while
>MFW he actually did it the absolute madman
>>342958064
>Very nice mission, report back about what you did
Declined Hanna's sister's offer, gonna find that werewolf
Well, I'll definitely get the DLC.
>>342958092
That's the biggest flaw of this game desu, I'm 12 hours in and I don't remember a single quest without witcher senses
>>342958169
Ugh, I'm not that type of guy. When I make decisions and it ends in a way that doesn't satisfy me I just suffer the consequences of my actions. I'll give it a try on a Death March run after I'll beat the game.
>>342958350
Yeah, but at least it's not as bad as Fallout 4
>>342958460I live in Poland so I can get it for $10 in a nearby store, The Witcher stuff is super cheap and super common here
>go to skellige
>all those ??? in the water
fuck offffffffffffff you cunts. I did all the ones in novigrad and velen but youre pulling my dick if you think im going to dive down a million times and shoot some fucken drowners or flying shits for some pathetic loot.
>>342958605
Hey man whassup
>>342958240
The graphics are fine. The biggest issue with the console versions is the pop-in and the low NPC density. Although you only really notice the NPC density in the major cities, where there will be many food stalls that are left unattended. The framerate stays at a constant 30 fps as well. If you already have a ps4 just buy it for that, since by the sounds of it you'd need to do a complete overhaul on your pc.
>>342958749
>thinking ill click that
its 2am, suck my dick faggot
>>342958605
The worst part is when you get out of a cave in Skellige in the middle of the day under the effects of cat.
My eyes were melting.
>>342958726
Your crossbow kills stuff in the water in about 2 hits regardless of level IIRC
>>342958240
This game is the gold standard for graphics IMO, but no game is worth the 1200$ you'd need to drop to make a top-tier rig. It looks good enough on PS4 that if you stay away from watching high-spec footage of the game you'll still be impressed.
>>342958749
>>342958801
I fucken clicked it you faggot. Fuck that dude but worse still fuck that cat and dog. Unnerving as fuck to hear them talk and i didnt trust them one bit
>>342958749
>Geralt literally goes "What the fuck was that?" after fighting it
This guy was great.
>>342958895
>'I told you, were NOT animals'
WHAT ARE YOU THEN
>>342958754
>overhaul
kek, the DVD drive and the case are probably the only thing usable, I am not surprise if it still has a floppy disc drive
>>342958843
WHERE IS MY WHITE HONEY
>>342958859
doesnt mean we want to spend time shooting 4 drowners underwater over and over though
>>342958859
Was gonna reply to say this. Changed everything once I figured it out.
>Diving to get witcher gear diagrams southwest of the Tower of Mice
>Ambushed by drowners
>Can't swim up
>Down every kind of potion to substitute HP for air
>Remember the crossbow
>Chug n' Slug my way to victory and downer tongues
geraltshades.jpg
>>342958350
Don't know what you guys are talking about.
I fucked her then folowed her to the tower, she came out. Told her to go to ker morane, shel'l b rite there... and then asked for the papers.
She gave them and left. No need to slay dat fine ass
>>342958843
nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1677/?
>>342955126
Is there any move cancelling in this game or are you locked into the attack animations like in Witcher 2?
>>342959157
>start game
>go underwater
>whats that coming towards me
>drowner kills me instantly
Yeah i dont like the water in this game, i was traumatized too early on by it to go back into anyything thats not the crystal blue water of toussaint
>>342955290
>dwarf
they are halflings guy.
>mfw I've played through tw3 twice all the way up to Skellige and the game crashes at the same main story quest both times
It really kills me because I love the game but I think there's something wrong with my disc or something because I'm on ps4 and I couldn't find anything about this online. I deleted and reinstalled all of the data more than once
I'm tempted to rent a copy and see if it works and then send back my bad disc
>>342958895
>>342958605
How much of a fucking baby do you have to be to get fightened by vanilla shit like this in a game where nothing happens unless you press some prompts after following some red trail? Jesus fucking christ.
>>342959287
Yeah, dodges and rolls cancel attacks.
>>342959332
I dont like creepy shit fuck you
>>342959293
Swimming was fucking goofy in this game when all they needed to do was have you swim directionally after you dive. No clue what they were thinking with the up/down keys. I wouldn't dive for much of anything but my thirst for sexy armor is just too strong. Pic related.
>>342958726
I stopped halfway through completing velen/novigrad when it just clicked me that the loot in this game is worth absolute jackshit. It got me completely burned out on it and I had to wait months before I went back to it. The exploration in this game is dogshit but I made sure to avoid these shitty POIs and just do the quests. Most pointless open world design I've seen.
>>342958064
Okay, I let the werewolf kill the woman. Really good quest, I'm really satisfied with the fact that I could finish him even after letting him kill this cunt.
>>342958749
Is this guy from the DLC? Looks interesting and kinda creepy
>>342959319
It sounds like a disk issue anon. Get a used disk from GayStop and see if it works for you. Return the shitty disk and it'll end up being totally free, assuming you can afford to front the cash for a day or two.
What will I loose with NG+? I have all full grand master witcher sets, for God's sake.
>>342959553
Yeah i let him kill her then finished him. Loved that side quest. Now you see what i mean where the side missions outshine the main story
>>342959610
You will lose whatever potions you haven't already crafted and whatever you don't have equipped.
>>342958080
>not having the tattoo removed
ahahahaha faggot
>>342959502
I feel you bro. Only weapons and armor worth using/finding are the DLC and the scavenger hunt quests. Relic swords are a nice chunk of change though.
If you roll an alchemy build you'll find that you use your loot a lot more, but without that it's kinda useless
>>342959487
>play feline armor
>enjoy light speed with sword play
>each armor upgrade adds new layers of heavy shit
I can understand it for ursine but for cat it really made no sense to me
also rank armor faggots
feline=viper>wolf>ursine>>>>>griffin
>>342955126
Should I play the first two before the third game?
>>342959716
Why even NG+, holy shit. I'm one of those weird faggots who enjoyed the scavenger hunts but fuck me if I'm gonna do them all over again.
>>342959818
No, it's
manticore - ursine - wolf - feline - viper - griffin
and while my further choices may be debatable, everyone who doesn't say the manticore set is the best looking is a tremendous faggot.
>>342959858
Don't do it then. What would you need to do it for anyway if you already have equipped the most powerful armor & weapons? NG+ is for people who want to play the game over and make different decisions and see shit they didn't see originally but with an added challenge.
>>342959818
manticore>*
>>342959502
>>342959763
Cutting half the POI from the game and replacing them with random encounter side missions would have done a lot for the game.
When the only armor worth getting is witcher gear and that all comes from treasure hunts youre just not fucked to go down into this sunken ship and collect some shitty boots and iron ore unless you need the cash you get from selling.
Very padded and my chief complaint of the game next to constant batman vision missions
>>342959858
Why would ever bother with ng+? This game is massive and the differences are fucking minimal from one playthrough to another. It's not worth replaying at all.
>>342955126
How exactly do you know the weight of your dick?
You can't put it on a scale because it's attached to you, there's no way to be sure you aren't holding it up a little bit or leaning on the scale. You would have to know the density of a severed dick and multiply by volume.
>>342959818
Played Feline for two games. Really isn't the best armor. The neckflap too really irks me on the mastercrafted.
Eventually switched to Manticore in B&W. With more alchemy upgrades and the Mutations it's significantly OP. Downing 4 concotions and doing 200% more damage per swing is ridiculous.
>>342959920
Viper set look pretty bitching tho. I like the colors it turns when light hits it differently and it makes Geralt look OG.
>>342959818
Ursine > Wolf > Feline = Viper >>> Griffin
Different tastes, but good shit anon. Personally there's nothing like being a tanky battlemage with invincible Quen shields. Plus that scarf is perfect for cold Skellige nights.
>>342959818
viper has those gay glasses. superior cat armor is GOAT.
>>342959973
armor goes into legendary tier for level 70
but it has changes only in armor rating and very slight changes in stats, you can easily run in grandmaster
>>342960035
To me they should have gone with witcher 1's hub style for maps but hey, everything has got to have OPEN WORLD slapped on it nowadays for normie pandering marketing bullshit so of course they went that route instead of making something that wasn't a copypasta hackjob.
>>342959818
Manticore > Feline >>> Wolven > Ursine > Griffin > Viper
>>342960086
The density of humans is known and you can assume that it's almost the same for your non-gut body parts.
>>342959716
So my 40+ hours of searching and grinding will mean nothing? I only get to keep one fucking set?
>>342960116
you're so fucking boring
>>342960191
based
>>342959973
A better challenge would be a fresh NG+ on Death March, wouldn't it?
>>342960094
>The neckflap too really irks me on the mastercrafted.
a lot of the design of the master crafted irked me and is why i wish they kept a simpler design as its a light armor and went all out like they did for ursine as its a heavy armor.
Halfway through BaW, can anyone tell me how much im looking at to craft grandmaster feline set? Also how do i into dye
>>342959610
I believe you'll keep all your armor, weapons, money, etc. But you lose gwent cards, quest items, and a few other things I think.
>>342959716
wait, aren't you allowed to keep money and inventory?
>>342960116
>upgrading to grandmaster removes the sick-ass scarf
>>342955290
what quest was this?
>>342960109
Best looking imo
>>342960134
you know you can take it off right
>>342955126
The Witcher 3 a.k.a the Shitter 3 is not a game, it is an interactive movie. Story shouldn't be the main aspect of a GAME, go read a book, watch a movies or series, fuck off from the GAMING community, you subhumans do not belong here.
Play a proper RPG like Dark Souls franchise.
>>342959610
>>342960197
You keep your entire inventory, crowns, and all alchemy formulas. Don't listen to the shitstain.
>>342960303
>not playing on deathmarch to begin with
I have the grandmaster Griffin set plans but not the one that came before it so the plans are useless right now. Does anyone know how I get all of the scavenger hunt quests?
>>342956626
I see they've kept the Deluge references in the translation
https://youtu.be/r-mnfJvSDkU?t=205
>>342960191
sounds good to me but griffin isn't better than anything. i cant stand beer gut geralt
>>342959818
I still hate them for removing that sexy scarf-thing in grand master version
>>342958717
Man, you fucking Polish sure know some shit about making a goddamn attractive artstyle.
Them Japs were for sure #1 until I played the Third Witcher game.
>>342960404
missing apprentice, and he is not a dwarf he is halfling
>>342960327
It gets quite expensive. I dropped like 22k on 8 pieces.
>>342960449
>tfw your armor set now comes with compulsory edgy hoody
>tfw you didnt buy the glasses from HoS so you cant wear them to remove it
>>342960439
wow, that director should be lectured on proper saber combat
>>342960530
the fuck? did you just like, sell your crafting shit from playing? how can anyone spend that goddamn much
>>342960530
so spending 10k to renovate my house wasnt a good idea...
>>342960620
>that sad tale attached to griffin armor
>>342956626
>Would you wait, sir, for the dribble to subside?
>Makes no difference to me.
That's a pretty neat reference.
https://youtu.be/r-mnfJvSDkU?t=210
>>342959487
Grandmaster wolf armor was a mistake
I miss my jacket
>>342958884
>but no game is worth the 1200$ you'd need to drop to make a top-tier rig
Only if you're a casual.
>>342960694
>>342960670
It's not that bad. Just go clear a Hanse site in B&W; each sword is like 500 crowns. I was sitting on 40k and 22 was fine for the last and best armor.
I regret giving the Runewright 5k+ more than spending money on armor/swords.
>>342959024
they're demons dude, olgierd only summoned demons
>>342960620
>not just wearing the laurel
>not getting that one mod that disables the hood
Anon, please.
>>342960440
Dyes kinda help the Griffin armor.
Besides, at least it's not a reskin of the Kaer Morhen armor that already looked terrible.
anyone got any idea why its only the feline set that has a crossbow?
Letho was school of the cat and so was that witcher from the dlc quest but theres nothing indicative of why that school has a crossbow.
>>342958484
>that bridge scene
I know remember why I loved Vernon so much
>>342960856
>If I bought the most expensive guitar then I am not a casual guitar player
>>342960991
Letho was viper wasn't he?
>>342960991
Letho is viper school, dude.
>>342960991
Urine has a crossbow as well.
>>342960946
>>not just wearing the laurel
>start tourney
>get into the arena
>jump from person to person and make sure my team stays alive
>we win without losing a single man
>the chance to fight the big bad is given to some other dude
>no tourney win
Im not a bitch ass nigga who reloads saves until he gets the outcome he wants but lord was i about to become one
>>342960419
Just on my persons or does my chest count? I would be encumbered if I had to hold all that armor and swards.
>>342960879
>Just go clear a Hanse site in B&W
Did you turn on level scaling or something?
>>342960793
>I miss my jacket
huh? did they patch it out?
I could craft a grandmaster one without a mastercrafted one
>>342958080
Does wither 2 saves make a huge difference?
>>342961127
Wait, what? I didn't even know you could fuck up that badly.
>>342961085
>>342961119
shit my bad.
>>342961123
oh never noticed since ive never owned ursine armour.
>>342961127
>Everyone bullies me in the tourney
>Just sit in the back and wait for all my teammates to lose so I can mop up
>Win
>Beat the big bad
>Deny that faggot the chance to save his waifu
>Later find him drunk in a ditch
Felt pretty good, fuck them.
>>342961192
No, why?
>>342960946
>the laurel
the most fitting for a white wolf white knighting in a fantasy world based on grimms tales
>>342961254
neither did i, absolutely fucking spewing about it
>>342958484
>no more Witcher games (besides Gwent) means no more Roche
goddammit
>>342961080
First of all, everything you just said was retarded and makes no sense in context of the situation.
Let's break that shit down.
>1200
>most expensive
Retarded +1
Somebody who doesn't want to buy an expensive guitar despite wanting it, even if they just wanted to compare to their numerous other guitars, is not as hardcore into guitars as somebody who does.
Denying that fact makes you a double retard. Maybe even a Retard squared.
I have a lot of experience judging retards, by all the time I spend on /v/, and you are among the most retarded.
>that HoS wedding mission
i normally hate shit like that but fuck me if running around possessed diving after shoes and doing party games wasnt fun
>>342961340
Yup, I lost it when I found Guillaume just passing out drunk.
HANDS OFF OUR GWENT
>>342961340
Saving the waifu quest was actually pretty good, there's a tweest, hot girl is grateful to you and that Guillaume mong is still rejected.
>>342957249
>top notch swords
>sells armor
i got bamboozled
>>342961581
can't tell if serious
>>342961792
DELETE SKELLIGE
>>342957134
>>342956869
https://youtu.be/zYJPSgCYicE?t=2m9s
>>342961873
I'll upgrade you to a retard cubed, but that's as high as I'll go.
>>342957085
I'd let young geralt eat my ass if you know what I mean
>>342961792
fack you dvarfs
its our game now
>start game
>not too interested in gwent
>game constantly putting gwent in my face
>one missions involves playing gwent to get info or slaughtering 30 people inside the tavern
for fucksakes i didnt want to kill them all i just suck at fucking gwent and dont care about it
>>342961842
he's pointing at your swords.
Official HoS main quest ranking:
Open Sesame > Scenes From a Marriage > Whatsoever a Man Soweth >> Evil's Soft First Touches > Dead Man's party
>>342962058
its so easy and pseudo tactical the larger your deck gets and the further you get into the game.
>>342962058
Gwent is easy mode if you bother to visit all innkeeps and start building your deck. The only truly difficult match is in the tournament and it's only Sasha.
>>342961792
Real talk, is the skellige deck any good?
I've only ever used the Nilfgaard spy orgy deck and playing against shitters like that didn't really feel like a good test for the deck
>>342962058
Dude it looks boring at first but once you get into it it's almost blitzball tier of fun distraction.
>>342962329
Fuck no.
>>342962423
let's not get crazy here, it's far better than blitzball
>>342962423
>blitzball
>fun
DELET
>>342961979
>>342957134
TERE TERE TERE
>>342962329
eh skellige is not bad just different
but not good enough to make me change from my NR MIN/MAX commando deck
>play B&W
>ran into dude that gave u a quest to withdraw money from the bank
that entire quest is just talk talk but i fuking love it
>fighting a leshen/elemental/whatever
>supposed to be weak to dimeritium
>throw a dimeritium bomb
>the monster is still fucking casting its spells
>I can't use signs anymore
Why is this allowed?
>those ghost dogs that hang around wights
>those panthers
>those plant monsters
base game>HoS>BaW in terms of monsters
>>342962891
It was basically an Asterix love letter, pretty neat.
>>342962891
if you didnt get a weird feeling of deja vu or nostalgia you aint my nigga
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtEkUmYecnk
>>342963012
>monster is teleporting
>throw dimeritium bomb and moon dust
>nuffin
Fuck it, yrden and swing away
>>342962891
Yeah, it's a wonderful reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI5kwSap9Ug
>>342962891
>>342963081
>>342963124
Which quest is this?
>>342963130
Moon dust actually works though. Stops Katakans from going invisible and anchors Wraiths in the material world.
>>342963207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Fk8ugl_z0
>>342963130
>>342963236
Moon Dust does work it's just very situational. Alps, Bruxae, Katakans, and specters. That's about it.
>>342962329
yeah, if you are not dumb
you can basically bait opponent with zero or 1-2 card to 3rd round and win
>>342963043
HoS shouldn't even be ranked, aside from the boss fights they added what, TWO new monsters?
Meanwhile B&W not only added a few variations of existing monsters but new monsters with better mechanics.
anyone know who posted this? triss or yen.
pretty sure it from postending blood and wine.
>>342961494
What armor is that?
Getting drunk with Eskel and Lambert > Dead Man's Party > The Man from Cintra
>>342961979
damn son whered you find this?
>>342963826
forgot pic.
>>342957134
Everything about Olgierd is great. He's probably one of my favourite characters in the whole game and his brother is a right lad.
>>342962201
Scenes From a Marriage had all the best HoS boss fights though
>>342962329
It's alright. I think the reshuffle deck hero card to counter medic cards from resummoning spies + strategic scorch + well timed combos is what makes skellige.
>>342955290
>Tried to kill the cannibals but they became invincible due to a bug
>Immortal fearless elders keep charging at Geralt plank and pitchfork in hand
PITCHFORK OP PLS NERF
>>342963885
Its the one you get off the dead knight in the fablesphere alongside with the Vitis steel sword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bxc66vdiPA
>>342964251
The human opponent AI change is really sad. They just charge you now and don't bother to do anything else.
>>342963923
Pretty sure it's a posting from the witch you have to deal with during the "A Knight's Tale" quest. It's from B+W right?
>>342964251
Got the same bug. Run about 100 feet away from their hut, and meditate. I went back and could kill them.
>>342963893
Lambert best bro
>>342964434
Lambert, Lambert. What a prick.
>>342964529
That's good.
>>342964365
Oh shit that looks awesome. I'm wondering if I sold it on accident now instead of putting it on an armor stand.
>>342964434
Fuck off Lambert
>>342963939
>all
Caretaker is great, but the fight itself was pretty mediocre desu.
Got nothing against Iris' fear of Silent Hill though.
What character from another game would you want to replace Geralt for a "what if"
>Splatoon in the Witcher universe
>>342964569
it looks fucking amazing on the armor standalso looks fucking amazing on geraltno homo
>>342964742
There's an armor stand?
>tfw I sold my cool Geralt of Rivia tourney armor already
>>342964616
How I described that quest to a friend was "A bit of Dark Souls mixed with Silent Hill." Better than neither, obviously, but it was the feeling I got.
>>342956534
Nice
>>342964873
yeah if you upgrade the estate
>>342964412
but it imply that either triss or yen want to adopted some kid after settle in toussaint. by the way im not taking the screenshot that why i have to ask.
>>342955126
Official Witcher dance routine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOac7t4kSUI
>>342965054
I liked it when geralt was this odd looking dude instead of this drop dead handsome motherfucker. How am i meant to believe people scorn him if hes so charming and good looking
>>342958484
>>342964959
The posting is supposed to be a humorous one off thing, would make more sense for it to be posted by an actual witch that would have use for a child. It doesn't have anything to do with triss or yen. There are quite a few of the postings that poke fun at stuff in the game.
>>342965179
>not having Lore-Friendly Witchers mod
>>342958484
>FUCK!
>>342961238
makes one fairly good difference in a few quests.
> beat witcher 3 like 2 weeks after release
> finished every quest except 2 or 3 that I failed
How are people getting any more replayability out of this ? I mean sure there's DLC, but why else go back? Its not like witcher 2 where the game branches into 2 paths
>>342955126
The Witcher 3 is one of the ugliest and most retarded games in recent History. And those clichéd, childish, "good vs evil, kill da monsters" plot lines should be illegal. Really, why do people love to be submitted to this kind of empty horrifying visual and aural aggression? A fascistic anti-human interactive audiovisual experiment. Simply put cirque du soleil for "gamers."
>>342965752
Because u touch ur self
@342965752
Too weak, can't give you a (You) for this one buddy
>>342965976
>can't even reply properly
>>342959818
the basic feline just wasn't fit for skellige. It's too cold to run around like that with no sleeves.
On the other hand all the upper tier armors look too warm for Toussaint. For that manticore is best.
Geralt doesn't want to be sweaty.
>>342960191
Manticore feels like the penultimate one. But I dress to the weather instead of stats. So when I am in Velen I use Wolven and in Skellige it is Ursine.
>fake witchers BTFO to a year in a hard labor program
What did you guys do with this fool?
I just got the game a month ago but I like these little touches. It was fun to notice on a trip through Lindenvale long, long after, rather than the game just breaking the fourth wall and having the NPC disappear completely inconsequentially.
>>342956626
I missed it :(
>>342966216
You don't have to subject yourself to urine, upgraded Feline looks warm enough for Skellige.
>>342966148
I replied like that so he wouldn't get a (You)
Did you even read the post?
LAMBERT, YOU'RE A GENIUS
>>342964959
Are you stupid? Its a note found in the B&W fable world. Posted by the hansel and gretel witch
>TheBull94 and his friends have created a new copypasta to post on /v/ and /tv/ now
Does anyone have experience with the special sword from the magic lake in blood and wine and NG+? The one that permanently adds damage when you kill monsters at 10 charges. In theory it can reach infinite damage, but always limited by your level.
Does NG+ scale the experience gain from quests? How would it work with that sword. Is it even worth it?
>>342967031
>In theory it can reach infinite damage,
Thats wrong, it only goes 100% more dmg and 100%crit chance when it hits 10
And no it doees not scale
>>342965179
>canonically Geralt is supposed to be buttfuck ugly
>in the game he looks like a fucking hunk
I don't like this.
>>342967207
>Thats wrong, it only goes 100% more dmg and 100%crit chance when it hits 10
When you kill a monster at 10 it adds 4 damage to the sword permanently.
>And no it doees not scale
alright then
>>342967281
How come he gets with all these super hot sorceresses and village girls if he looks like a gremlin?
How many religious organizations actually try to help people
>>342967325
>When you kill a monster at 10 it adds 4 damage to the sword permanently.
Wait does it, didnt know that
But the sword is great i hit like 16k with the fast attack when i get 10 hits
How would you fix combat in the witcher 3? pic unrelated
> blocking costs stamina
Or
>no blocking, just parrying
since it's so easy to dodge
That's just off the top of my head
>>342967370
author's wishful thinking and self injection
>>342967370
For the sorceresses, he's just a badass. For the village girls, he can't get them pregnant or give them STDs.
>>342966316
told the villagers the truth and let them execute him.
>>342967485
Make human enemies' attacks more varied.
>>342967370
Sterile and diease immune in a world without condoms, big manly monster hunter etc etc
>>342967473
Yes, 4 damage per charged kill BUT you can only ever add 10 damage to it in total per level.
Like if you get the sword at level 40, you can add 10 damage until you reach 41, then you can add another 10 etc.
So in the long run if you can't make mad levels it's not worth it.
But it makes the game more fun, It's not that easy to get a kill with 10 stacks. need to not take damage in 10 hits and you need to not kill the monster before 10 stacks.
Don't know how many times I've had 9-10 charges only to then take damage or kill the monster at 9 charges.
>>342964873
>I can't cry, don't know how
heavy shit
>>342967791
This sword actually makes spinning around usefull, just use it its great
When will Doug Cockle and Elias Toufexis be in something to gether
>>342967791
Can't you just use a magic build, use the sword on humans so that it does little damage and you can do lots of hits, wear down the remaining health with igni and then finish them with Aerondight?
>that skill that lets you spin like crazy
yes
>>342968469
>enchanting your blades so it has a longer reach.
i am the hurricane of death!
what size is the game with all the DLC
>>342968741
About 35GB
>>342968741
45.1 GB for my GoG version
>Please save my boyfriend Geralt. He led an army of death on the town but he's not a bad guy.
>>342969274
>He just got angry for some reason idk
Regis pls
>>342969274
So my choice is to eitherkill Dettlaff or sit in jail for a while? I may not bother with either.
>>342958484
YOU SHITTY LITTLE IDIOT
>>342969274
makes sense for higher vampires to not Really care about human lives, regis is like a psycopath whos just acting to care about humans, he's learned to correct responses to moral questiongs but doesnt actually feel that way
>>342970420
It's almost like that's exactly how it is between different races.
Are there any mods for Witcher 1 and 2 to change the models to Witcher 3 models?
