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Why does she wear that useless heavy thing on her back?


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Why does she wear that useless heavy thing on her back?
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>>342954982
Her wings? Do you miss the part where she flies to you?
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>>342954982
you are fucking retarded
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She is a miracle of the universe.
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>>342954982
Her breasts are HUGE

Mercy's breasts are amazing!
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>>342954982
Why does she wear those useless heavy things on her front?
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>>342954982
Because it allows her to follow her girlfriend/mistress Pharah all over the world.

Kinda like why Lucio has his skates, to chase after Tracer. Only their love is more onesided I think.
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>>342955667
It's because she is a life giver
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37 YEARS OLD
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>>342956713
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>>342954982
So you can follow Harambe when he leaps across the map
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BABY

WANT

MILK

MILK
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>>342956909

Isn't it wonderful?
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>>342956909
jokes on you i love christmas cakes
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>>342957324
Too soon, anon.
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Her team?
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Her wings look really dumb. It's like they wanted to make a 2hu but no frills.
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>>342959739
that's a big 2hu
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It's so you can glide.
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>>342954982
For D3 players to put together transmogs to suit the wings.
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>>342961207
4u
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>>342954982
Because the designer thinks it looks cool.
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>>342954982
>Angela Ziegler
>Angel
>Wings
>Healer

So deep.
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>>342954982
I wish she had a "hold space to go up a little" like pharah, she's really bad at escaping by herself as it is, giving her the ability to not catch her toes on ledges is like a really really sad but nice pity buff.
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>low on health on defense darango or whatever it was called
>look around for health pack
>this bitch is only damage boosting a bastion way in the back
>everyone is low on health
>"FIRE IN THE HOLE"
>they both look forward and forward only even as the tire messing up climbing the ledge
>the tire makes it over and exploding, killing both of them
>they respawn and do it again
>that bitch still isn't healing anyone other than bastion
I think I'd rather have bots.
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>>342963975
A Roadhog once got really angry because I wasn't healing only him exclusively while he was running around on the other side of the map playing team deathmatch
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>>342954982
>If I take those wings off, will she die?
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Because she's like an angel, gettit?
Blizzord design team does it again
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>>342962032
this

wings in d3 look neat
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>>342955113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwN6efmhp7E
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>>342963508
Healers need to have low mobility and be easy to target or they are way overpowered. They are supposed to support and be protected by teammates, not escape from a fight and go off on their own.
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>>342964897
>lucio
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>>342954982
Some men like a shapely ass.
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>>342964953
Lucio has shit single target heals.
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>>342956481
underrated post
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>>342956713
forced yuri is the absolute worst. She is reinhardts pocket healer.
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>>342957503
>mfw there's no scientist or doctor/nurse outfit for mercy
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>>342965453
Holy shit this, didn't even know I needed it
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>>342965446
>forced

The only thing being forced is Pharah's ass onto Mercy's face. Lovingly, of course.
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>post yfw you revive your whole team with 1 Q
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>>342955113
Her wings?
No, her team.

I figure that's the joke OP was going for.
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>>342954982
Because Mercy is an evil bitch with a God complex. She experiments with peoples lives and creates abominations like Reaper.
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>main mercy
>buff some dps on my team
>enemy dps shows up and starts fucking my shit up
>my dps takes some damage, gets scared and hides
>i die

every time
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>>342966140
She can make me her Reaper any day of the weak. I'd Reap her all night long.
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>>342965847
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>>342965847
>Defending on Temple of Anubis
>Teammate revives 3 people from spawn with .00001 seconds left until defeat.
We didn't even kill anyone after that, just managed to force the attackers off the point.
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why she white tho

saying angles can only be blond white gurls

das racis
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>>342954982
Its not heavy its her brother
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>>342966429
>implying the majority of Swede girls don't have blonde hair and blue eyes
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>>342954982
wait a minute that image...
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>>342956713
>Implying Mercy doesn't dom the shit out of poor Pharah
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>>342966524
I'M CLICKING AS HARD AS I CAN AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING
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>>342966518
The majority of swede girls have brown skin and burkas zozzle
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>>342965446
all shipping is forced man, nothing worse than a hypocritical shipperfag
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>>342965446
Damn her breasts are huge here
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Someone post the
>team dad, team mom, team bab
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>>342966845
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>>342967543
>mercy
>small tits

that image is drawn bt some fat feminist
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>>342954982
To look like an angel, plus they're probably not that heavy. There's a talking gorilla so it's not a stretch to imagine the wings are made of something light.
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>>342965446
Reinhardt is one of the worst characters for mercy to pocket.
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Taking care eof the kids
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>>342966524
Holy shit I spat my coffee and my office has glass walls.
Are those ads still around? I don't think I've seen one in years.
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>>342965446
Shipping has a quite literal definition of being forced pairing.

Also all tanks but Winston are bad to stick next to for Mercy.
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>>342967702
If that was the case it would be lesbian couple with the dyke as the child
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>>342964862
under rated post.
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>>342967702
Here take this to calm you down.
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why can't i just fly anywhere instead of to my useless teammates? I just want to run and gun and fly
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>>342966518
>>342966661
But Mercy is Swiss, not Swedish.

Toblerone is Swedish.
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Have played nothing but Mercy of over a week now trying to get her damn Cute spray, not ONCE has a situation popped up where I could use my ult to revive four people, because 4 people are never dead at the same time or in the same spot.
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>>342968384
hot damn
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>>342966701
Agreed
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>>342964760
It would be extremely painful.
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>>342968384
Too big now, they need to be the right size.
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>>342968384
clak clak clak
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>>342968901
Good, I hope you suffer
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how is that crate going /v/?
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>>342968924
>too big
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>>342969013
THOMPSONVJ
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>Gets revives through healing at a rate that drastically outpaces Lucio or Zenyatta
>The revive happens instantly at the beginning of the animation instead of at the end
Why?
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>>342969010
>didn't get the meme
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>>342969106
There are limits anon, and those limits is when one tit becomes as big as an entire torso.
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>>342969106
there is such a thing as TOO big.
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>>342969213
People get the meme, nobody cares. /tv/ has been driving it into the ground for years, even after social media and stuff has gotten a hold of it.
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>>342969213
I do get it, I just hope you suffer. Im sick of that fucking meme
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>>342969203
The downside is that Mercy gets absolutely buttfucked if her team isnt cooperating. If they dont group up or hide indoors a lot, Mercy's lack of solo mobility basically renders her unable to heal anyone, and unable to not die immediately to the enemy Winston.
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>>342968384
BIGGER

>>342969235
>>342969297
Post and example of this "too big"
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>>342969235
>There are limits anon
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>>342969448
He already posted the example of "too big" if her tits are bigger than her torso individually, its too big.
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>>342969448
The only bigger Mercy I've seen is giantess
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>>342969570
We must go bigger
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>>342969297
>>342969235
>there are limits
>there is such a thing as TOO big
These people can't be serious??! Parker, tell me they're joking!
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>>342969669
BIGGER!
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>>342969669
Someone needs to draw Mercy blocking the exit from the attack's spawn with her massive breasts, and she's apologizing but Reaper's getting impatient.
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>>342969883
Not what I was looking for but it's even better than what I was looking for, post more fatties
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>>342970060
Mei is best at blocking!
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>>342969883
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who is best for mercy

soldier 76
genji
or pharah
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>>342969883
WAY BIGGER
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>>342956713

I've seen people ship lucio with d.va. Never seen any tracer shipping
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>>342969448
>>342969476
>>342969865
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>>342970267
BIGGER STILL!!!!!
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>>342969883
>>342970135
I was talking about huge tits, not hippos!
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>>342970135
Idle Minded's stuff is really hit and miss for me, that one's pretty good though
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>>342970360
There are a lot of problems with this woman and breast size isn't one.
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>>342970316
Nobody cares about Tracer, even though she's supposed to be the poster girl.

>>342970360
3DPD, don't bring my 2d fap material into the real world
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>>342954982
I sure hope I can find a mercy who loves to heal me. Being a tank feels lonely
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>>342970360
>tfw have unironically fapped dozens of times to Chelsea Charms
That beshine bitch has uglier tits

The idea of a woman doing that just to be the biggest, sluttiest attention-whore is hot.
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>>342970429
SPRAYING SHIT ALL OVER WITH THEIR TAIL TO MARK THEIR TERRITORY!
GORING AFRICANS TO DEATH FOR NO REASON AT ALL!
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>>342966140
Nice fanon
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>>342970471
Everything about her is a problem.
>>342970504
But I thought you said things couldn't be too big anon.
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>>342970409
The one I posted is still the biggest.
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>>342970669
Fantasy shit =/= reality anon
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>>342970612
I can't tell if you're just attempting to shit up the thread but you're really giving me a boner with all these fatties, dude

Knock it off
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>People who unironically think being the healer means you do more work then others.

No you're a necessity the same way water is. Water isn't doing anything people are just drinking it. The people are moving forward and accomplishing the goals you're just the resource. How about you give thanks to those two DPS who basically killed everyone and without them the enemy team would shit stomp you into nothing?
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>>342966140
Reaper's orange is he ate too many tacos and burritos, and then he became half man, half fart. He may be silent, but he's deadly.
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>>342970694
My dick is the biggest desu fampai
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>>342970851
>aesthetic Zarya

fucking saved and added to the folder, thanks senpai
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>>342970779
You're right, it's a fantasy and you're deluding yourself if you think tits that big would ever look good. Animu doesn't count anon, you're waifu a shit and not real.
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>>342971036
Zarya is my favorite. Both to play as, and as a waifu
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I want Mercy to use me as her personal toilet inbetween battles.
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>>342966290
/thread
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>>342971137
>>342970851

the sweatband makes the haircut look much better
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>>342971137
You've got some good taste my dude
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Why do Mercy's only heal their faggot friends?

>be Reinhardt
>Kings Row attacking
>pushing through main gate with a Soldier 76
>kill two people, low health and shield is dying
>"I require healing!"
>push again with soldier and junkrat
>get to objective with low health
>spam "I require healing!"
>die to Tracer who I almost kill
>go to find Mercy
>she's been standing near spawn with a Genji who has been trying to snipe a Roadhog across the map with his shurikens

We ended up losing. It hasn't been a rare occurrence to have a Mercy on my team and not get healed once despite never being along one the front line.
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>>342971294
With any luck, we can get a "Pets get Physical" skin for zarya. I'd prefer an adidas tracksuit though.

Have a young zarya!
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>>342965158
>Lucio has zero single target heals.

FTFY
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>>342971136
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>>342971348
This your first multiplayer team game?
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>>342971137
Aerobic skin for Zarya when?
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>>342971348
I only do that when it's effective.
>me and a friend playing
>he's Roadhog I'm Mercy
>pocket him the entire game
>he gets a 25 player kill streak and they never stepped on to the point
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>>342971553
Nah, but I do forget at times that I'm playing with people on console sadly. I also make the false assumption that at higher levels the Mercy's will be more efficient
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>>342969013
Grey Grey Blue Grey
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doctors orders
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>>342966290

EVERY

TIME
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>>342971752
That I can live with more because healing Roadhog rapidly fills your ult and in turn you can revive your team, plus Roadhog with a steady healing/damage boost can beat his counters like Reaper. Healing the 20 HP that Genji lost is a lot more useless
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>>342965446
>Reinhardt's pocket healer
fuck you fucking useless faggots, damage boost someone that can do damage instead of some reinhardt holding m2 god damn
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>mfw damage boosted 76 who can aim

You haven't felt pleasure until you've seen a roadhog go from full hp to dead in nanoseconds.
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EVERY FUCKING TIME

It's like purples don't even exist, they are as rare as legendaries.
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>>342971348
>Tracer who you almost kill
Unless she used recall right after killing you to regain full health.

Tracers are a bitch to play against.
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>>342968384
*clak* *clak* *clak*

Muh dick
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>>342968973
>>342973250
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>>342964570
Retardhog. He should learn the fucking map and use self-regen.
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>>342968454
>literally pharah
fukk off m8
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>>342966518
>>342966661
>>342968458
And people wonder why Toblerone has his "For the last time. I'M SWEDISH!" voice line
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>>342974016
Me on the right
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>>342973250
is that foogin samson and gert?
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>>342966701
>All shipping is forced
But what about canon ships?
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>>342971780
High or low level, people who queue together will always favor each other in really retarded ways. Happens on PC, as well. Not just a console problem.
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>>342964570
>Roadhog
>Needing a healer

he was str8 garbage, then.
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>>342965446
No she's everyone's slut.
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>>342974161
no me.
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Who else /savingupcoinsforsummerskins/ here?
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>>342967702
It's not always about the tits anon, as silly as it sounds.
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Why does Overwatch attract so much fetish shit?
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>>342976828
Popularity.
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>>342976667

Me.
Got 1760 saved up so far.
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>>342976667
Me, 1450 coins here.
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>>342956713
>Gay shipping
Absolutely disgusting
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>>342977290
>old man cock
Gross.
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>>342977478
Beautiful old man cock
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>>342977603
>Not supporting deviant lesbian pedophiles
anon are you even trying
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>>342977804
>pedophiles

uwot
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>>342977478
>>342977804
You disgust me
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>>342969580
what are you waiting for Anon?
Is Karbo isnt it?
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>>342977804
Why do non-native English speakers try to write these things in English?

Also, we can go further down the lesbian pedophile rabbit hole.
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>>342966817
Mercy is kirby?
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>>342977478
I love how the lesbian fanart for Oberwatch is always shitter than straight fanart.
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>>342977958
Somebody's picture got taken down for false flagging as pedophilia. It's a joke now.
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Why play Mercy, hen you can play Lucio?
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>>342954982
>mfw tracers and genjis expect me to try to heal them when they back line.

Haw haw haw no go look for health fags I have more important characters with less mobility to heal.
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>>342973360

>Reach for the sky

Perfect
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>>342978026
this is good

doujin where d.va seduces mercy away from pharah fucking when holy niggers
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>>342978026
Where's the mistake?
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>>342976667

I'll just buy another 50 chests if there's something I want

>poorfags
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>>342978221
Because you should have both in your team
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>>342978396
That is exactly what people do in competitive play anon.
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>>342978012
I don't think Karbo has done Mercy yet.
Linking because of bare titty.
http://kononokoniko.deviantart.com/art/NO-MERCY-609734061
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>>342966290
>>those lines
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>Pharah made me want an Egyptian gf
>That feel when I'll never have one

why live
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>>342978026
Why does Pharaoh only have one leg
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>>342979006
Reaper ate the other one.
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>>342973360
I don't get it
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>>342977290
Muh nigga
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>>342967868
Its always awkward playing with randoms as Reinhardt and mercy keeps following me around buffing. My sheild isn't an attack, some autistic DPS is probably sperging. I CANT HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF MERCY FOLLOWING ME
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>>342977968
They dont know the true path anon
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>>342963072
They're literally all hyper-stereotyped. They weren't meant to be deep. They don't have to be.
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>>342979391
This is specifically why I'm not a fan of people playing Reinhardt.
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>>342971137
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>>342979594
I don't get it
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>>342979789
Now this I can get behind
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>>342979594
Why is Zarya so cute?
>tfw she'll never hug you like a big, fuzzy siberian bear.
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>>342979672
Mercy is cute and weak

Dyke is disgusting and strong

She can open jam jars.
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>>342979672
>mercy asks soldier 76 to open a jam jar for her
>he does so
>girls find this cute
>mercy finds this cute
>watching, zarya finds it cute
>she begins to ask mcree to open a jam jar for her because she's sweet on him
>he knows she's damn well strong enough to open it herself and tells her not to lie about it
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Aren't they cute?
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>>342979594
That's pretty damn kawaii
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Mercy is slowly becoming my favorite girl
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Do you think the suit hurts her nipples?
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>>342980362
No I take care of her nipples every night
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>>342980362

I want to kiss and make them feel better
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>>342954982
To balance out the useless heavy things on her front.
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>>342980362
She probably wears a plaster or something to avoid friction.
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>>342979541
lel
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>>342976828
The target audience and (in my experience) most of the consumer base are teenagers and League faggots, neither of which have ever been laid.
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>>342980362
She doesn't wear a suit. That's her actual body, with her organs encapsulated in it. She was too good to let age, so they forced her in it to keep er at her prime. Calling it now.
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>>342979594
I am not gonna lie, cute comics and SFM porn is top tier for overwatch and it alone makes me accept the game, even though its P2W cashshop neo blizzard copy of F2P cancer game. Though I still wont play it.
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>>342979994
FUCK I AM POSTING WITH A TRIP
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>>342980938
>p2w
There's nothing but cosmetics to buy

The game isn't p2w
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>>342969013
And i already have one blue and the imp skin
I use the epic.
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>>342981031
Werent new classes unlockable with money like lol? I dont really monitor the game status and my info is about 4 months old. Its still pure fucking cancer of a game and the characters are its only saving grace.
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>>342980938
>P2W
Excuse me
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>>342974161

Like this?
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>>342981194
No all future updates, classes, maps, whatever the fuck you can think of is 100% free
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>>342981194
No

Every new class is free, blizzard has been saying that every time new characters are brought up, they really want to hammer that in
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>>342979942
I don't get it
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>>342981194
>i know nothing about the game
>but ya it's shit and cancer
you've been on /v/ too long
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>>342980938
>Such a newfag he can't even google shit other anons have said
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>>342980735
so shes a warframe
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>>342976667

5075c here. 0 lootboxes bought.

Only spent 175c so far.

>>342978323

>Paying for content you can get for free in the game

I don't mind people buying lootboxes, it's their money.

But they have to be really stupid to buy shit you can get for free.

Good for Blizzard that it's already working and it's not even new content.
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>>342969883
>time to raise my BMI
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>>342981321
>>342981315
Well, thats better than I expected, nut by much though.

>>342981508
>>342981369
I am here for comics and porn, friends. Sorry you got mad by my shitting on your game. I got one out of 5 wrong. Its purchase cashshop neo blizzard copy of F2P cancer game. Which is tons better than P2W cashshop neo blizzard copy of F2P cancer game.
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>>342981369
He hasn't been on /v/ long enough and neither have you. lurk moar
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>>342980938
>>342981194
>knows literally nothing about the game besides pornographic fan content and misconceptions about microtransactions
>calls the entire game cancer
the only cancer is you
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>>342981798
>if I keep calling it cancer I'll start being right
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>>342981813
I am not calling overwatch a cancer game. I am calling it neo blizzard copy of F2P cancer game. Team fortress is the cancer game. Overwatch is its way too late knock off cashcow copy made by has been company.

But as I said, top tier porn and comics.
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>>342981798
Just shut the fuck up, you fucked up
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>>342981595
buying high quantity of loot boxes means easier chance of getting something cool, it also does a lot to increase the amount of coins you own, if anything the coins are whats the most beneficial from opening crates because its the only way you can get a sudden influx of them
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>>342981798
>Still calling it p2w

You're just a fucking retard

You don't even need to spend money, you get the exact same loot boxes by leveling up as you do by buying them, and you level up every 2-3 games pre level 25 ish, then 4-5 games past that.
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>>342982164
I actually can't tell if you're being ironic or serious.

You're worrying me, anon.
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>>342982353
He's more than likely European
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>>342981798
Everything in the game is unlockable for free and it's very dissimilar to TF2 from a gameplay standpoint, the only connection is the game modes, dickhead.
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>>342982156
Is my syntax wrong or are you the same guy? TF2 is the cancer game. Am I fucking my english again or is it you reading it wrong?

>>342982307
>Still calling it p2w
Do I stutter or what the fuck? Are you people bad at reading comprehension?

>>342982353
I just wanted to say something nice about the game. I am being serious.

>>342982429
And a slav on top of it.
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>>342977478
Old man cock for old woman
>37
She might as well be senile at that point
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>>342982623

but I want to impregnate Mercy regardless of her age
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>>342982623
Yeah but she has nanomachines, so it's okay.
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>>342982490
You cant be seriously believing its not cashcow copy of TF2, right? Blizzard is doing the same thing with lol and Magic: the gathering simultaneously to overwatch. They are producing knockoffs of popular games.

But seriously, I never intended to shit on it. I was actually trying to say that I am thankful that the game exist for the comics and porn. No hard feelings?
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>>342982778
Are you sure you want to take that 15% increased risk of autism for your spawn? Are you going to take responsibility?
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>>342974446
yeah. I play a lot of hog and I actually get annoyed if I'm ducking around a corner to huff gas and mercy starts healing me when she should be damage boosting or healing other teammates
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>>342977804
>>342977958
I thought it was because Mercy is old as shit and probably knew Pharah as a kid.
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>>342981194
you're a fecking eejit
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Who does this cowboy get paired up with?
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>>342982996
>unironically uses lol
>unironically uses league of legend
Not exactly sure whats going on anymore. But I am not lol player if you are implying that.
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>>342965446
>>342977290
This this this this
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>>342983067
Genji.
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>>342983030
There's only a 5 year gap between the two. Now if Mercy had been a founding member then there would be way more of a gap.
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>>342969013
Just got the turntable highlight intro for Lucio, which would be super rad as I play him all the time if it was ever possible to get play of the game with him. The most hope I ever have of getting PotG is pushing people off of the tower, and that requires people to be stupid and a hero that can't recover from it.
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>>342983067
I see mainly Mccree/Hanzo R34
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>>342982917
Overwatch is better because fuck Valve.
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>>342983582
It may only be a five year gap, but Pharah was still a kid when Mercy was teammates/friends with Ana.
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>>342982996
>deleted
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, FAGGOT
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>>342982952
And I get annoyed when faggot hog players deny me all of that ult charge by huffing gas. Damage boost does nothing meaningful for the majority of the cast anyways.
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>>342983884
I agree, fuck valve, fuck blizzard too. Both has beens companies who turned shit.
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>>342983992
Its ironic that he opened up with
>doesnt know shit about anything
and then mistook the abbreviation use of "lol"
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>>342983610
I've only ever got 1 play of the game as Lucio

>Playing Ilios: well
>Push Zarya into the hole
>Soldier 76's controller disconnects
>Spam primary on his head
>he dies
>Mercy revives him
>Still not moving
>Kill him again
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>>342968221
Zarya is a good pocket tank for mercy, you sustain up what little damage gets through the shield, while Zarya can emergency shield you herself.

If it wasn't for the fact that Mercy is HVT #1 in every single game I play, both as and against her, that combo would be absolutely retarded.
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>>342984269
>c*ntroller
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>>342976728
Post more Sundown buttz.
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>>342983992
>>342984268
I admit, fucked that one up
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>>342984447
What?
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>>342984704
So did I with P2W. Lets just rejoice about the comics and porn, how about that? And you enjoy playing the game as a bonus.
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>>342983067
Widowmaker. He wants the good girl but needs the bad poosy.
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>>342984873
This is /v/. Being reasonable is not an option

fag
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>>342983067
I've only seen him paired up with Zarya, or non-sexually paired with D. Va.
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How the fuck do I get into team chat instead of group chat to introduce the ground breaking notion that our team doesn't need two hanzos, a black widow and a genji?

The menu options are so fucking unclear.
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>>342985316
>non sexually
I agree
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>>342977804
>long hair pharah
Stop.
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>>342985454
>press enter to bring up chat box
>press tab to cycle all/team/group
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>>342985680
Forgot to specify voice chat.
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>>342955667
Sucks they are nerfed on the devil/imp skin
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>>342954982
Because its a video game.
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>>342979594
Where can i find more zarya and mccree ships. This is my shit
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>>342984447
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>>342985316
muh DICK
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Overwatch porn by Palcomix when?
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>>342981595
Not everyone can play OW 24/7 anon. Buying boxes cuts out a huge chunk of time that would be required to earn it.
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>>342974417
then its not shipping
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>>342983894
age gap yuri is my fetish, especially with the younger one being taller
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>>342954982
Think of how useful that thing would be
Like back in the North Hollywood LAPD Bank Robbery Shootout

There was that officer who got shot and almost shredded by armour piercing rounds, crawled behind a palm tree and called himself in as downed. Other officers Couldnt get to him until a bank truck for the bank arrived on schedule and they commandeered it to save him

Meanwhile angelic Mercy could have swooped in there like a badass and saved him
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Mercy only has feelings for daddy Morrison
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>>342988154
Mercy has no feelings for anything because she's not real.
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>>342988212
Damnit Anon, why remind me
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>>342988212
delete this. NOW
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>>342988212
DELETE THIS
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>>342988212
delete that
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>>342969013
Brilliant, bought junkrats notgreen scarecrow skin for 1000, next loot crate I got the skin I just paid for, last 4 lootboxes has been all voicelines and sprays
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>>342974417
she was too good for him
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>>342965902
SAVAGE Mercy is best Overwatchfu
>>
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>>342986665
Automata
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>>342966290
>my dps bitches out
>I take out my pistol and cap the enemy dps with headshots
>tfw win with 70%+ dmg
sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands
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>>342986882
>Palcomix
>>
>2000 + 16
>being a tits guy

sure is summer around here.
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>>342988343
>>342988313
Make me
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>>342989819
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>>342989927
Please?
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>>342989958
Post more palcomix
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Yo
Have you guys ever heard of a game called Nuclear Throne?
cuz i made a thing
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>>342988786
He protected her smile, it's alright.
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>>342990094
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>>342990037
That's kinda sad
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>>342990719
Morrison had a hard life
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>>342989865
Mercy isn't even about tits anyway, it's all about dem hips
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>>342969013
Just unboxed my 4th Roadhog legendary!

FUCK
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>>342977478
Isn't Mercy like 40 herself? I don't think 76 is that much older

Just looks older because of years of stress and getting his face fucked up
>>
Anybody else start sweating and feeling immense pressure when getting pocketed by a Mercy? Like I'm pretty good but then I just start missing all my shots whenever that happens.
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her neck in that official art looks gigantic
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>>342969013
After 30 boxes of blues/greys meh.
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>>342991625
Almost every time.
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>>342991353
>tfw mercy sees him for the first time after he was believed dead

Does he wear the visor because his eyes are fucked? Are his lungs fucked too? Is that why he wears the mask?
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>>342991846
I would learn how to play Junkrat if I got a scarecrow skin.
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>>342992002
I want a pirate skin
New skins when?
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>>342954982

Because she randomed it.
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>>342991978
Yes. If you removed it, it's likely he wouldn't stay alive for very long.
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>>342992139
Would it be extremely painful
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>>342992139
He is a man of high resilience.
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>>342992115
I kind of assume around Halloween as it would give them an excuse to give us the witch outfit Mercy as well as other skins they could do.
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>>342954982
>the heavy useless thing on her back?
The wings that aren't directly attached to her back you mean?
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>>342992241
It would be, but not for Soldier 76. The person who removed the mask is who it would be painful for. Because Soldier 76 would hurt them.
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>>342990037
I wish I could be Winston
Or for her to like me like that
Having a cute, hot, medical badass Waifu would be great. Imagine her always having plasters on hand, quietly muttering 'You're bleeding' when you get a small cut, always making sure you're in great health.
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>>342991130

Mercy is definitely about tits. Her armor is designed in such a way to pronounce titty presence without any need for cleavage, because she is a doctor. Her ass is covered up so you make no mistake what her game is.
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>>342954982
god I fucking love angelic themes. Whether dead sea scroll angels or humanoid, its all fucking great.
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>>342990876
But now he is a cool dad
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>>342954982
Helps hide the fact that she's fallen
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>>342991625
Unless you're playing someone with a high ROF you shouldn't. It doesn't really help that much otherwise.
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>>342992330
Didnt they say Summer?
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>>342992002
>Spam grenades everywhere in choke point
>win
Pretty simple with his fast as fuck reload speed.
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>>342992583
But she's got the biggest waist/hip ratio out of everybody except maybe Symmetra

Her ass may be covered but you know damn well it's there
>>
>>342993223
You still have to learn how to use the landmine/trap properly, and as effective as grenade spamming is, every time I've tried it I immediately get impatient because I assume I'm doing it wrong and the enemy team is going a different direction.
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>>342993383

She probably got made fun of in medical school for having such an incredible ass, so she covered it.
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>>342992458
Holy shit my heart
I can just see her tugging your arm back to stop you as she already has a band aid in her mouth, taking the tape off it and applying it with a sigh
Same thing with bigger injuries: bandages, splints, etc
The bigger the injury the greater her sadness Why
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>>342965446
DELETE
THIS
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>>342985917
"She" has a bulge on that skin. There is no way Blizz didn't know what they were doing with those skins.
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>>342992858
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>>342981304
Perfect
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>>342990037
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>>342965446
>pocket healing someone who literally doesn't need to take damage
This BBC prep the bull, heal the big bad tank meme is eternal for some of these WoW players.
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>>342994304
>>
>>342992424
Subtle.
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>>342965446
>pocket healing Reinhardt

Any Mercy who does this is dumb as fuck and needs to learn how to play the game
>>
Her legendaries confirm she's compensating for her old age by giving her armour huge tits.
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>>342954982
>dem titties

lawd have mercy
>>
>>342994606

I'm no lord but god do I want to have her
>>
>>342994416
>b-but heroes never die
>Holy shit kid, that was lame. Did you read that on the back of a cereal box or something?
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>>342968384
kek'd and then a boner
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>>342965847
>Junkrat kills entire team with wheel
>spams GG PotG in chat
>rez all of them
>screams at me as Mercy PotG plays
Was top banter.
>>
>>342965446
reinhardt is with Genji
>>
Its pain knowing she will never poop on me
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>>342955667
>Her breasts are HUGE
>Mercy's breasts are amazing!
Are you 12?
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>>342981365

Zarya has a crush on Mcree you dumb fuck. And he calls her out on it like the sauve cowboy he is.
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>>342995752
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>>342994416
>>
>>342969145
Yeah
that's me
>>
>>342995886
>>342994416
>>342994304
>>342990037
>>342977290
Mercy + 76 is bestTP
>>
>>342996126
Yes
>>
>>342995886
>76 could just just used a biotic field and healed himself up
>Mercy is being a complete drain on the team
OTP!
>>
>>342996453
>not letting Mercy heal so she gains revive quicker
>>
>>342982253
That's only worth it if you're impatient and you want a few cosmetics(that are technically free) right away. It's maximum anti-value to buy ANY loot boxes, never mind large quantities.
>>
>I will never unironically eat her shit
>>
>>342996547
Oh how I hate healing roadhogs who feel the need to chug when I'm nearby
>>
>>342996453
>Not letting mercy get her revive up faster
>>
>>342996827

>waiting for your slow ass 50hp/s to heal when hog can vape for 300hp in a single second
>>
dumb mommyposters
>>
>>342997049

we get it, you fucking vape
>>
>>342997049
>Not letting your Mercy get revive faster
>>
>>342966518
Not anymore they don't
>>
Post more Mercy+76

My heart has never felt warmer than this thread
>>
>>342997980
Fuck that
Post more Pharah x Mercy yuri
>>
>>342997980
This.

My heartboner demands more.
>>
>>342998207
Fuck that, post more 76 bittersweetness.
>>
>>342998207
no, gross.
God, STOP THIS.
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>>342988786
>Implying they aren't perfect for one another
Also this >>342990343
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>>342983610
You can get it at Lighthouse or Night Market by pushing people off the sides near the point as well.
>>
>>342997980
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>>342999228
Now post the porn
>>
>>342999147
>gross

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
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>>342997980
sure

https://my.mixtape.moe/hgbaej.mp4
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>>342999147
You cant stop me
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>>342999465
No, I like men.
>>
>>342999415
There's only one.
http://i.imgur.com/FY1n0LF.jpg
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>>342968384
TITS
TITS
TITS
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>>342999579
That's faggot behavior son
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>>342999879
you're a gross dyke.
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>>342969013
>got legendary nomad skin for genji
>never touched him
>always play lucio mostly

just give me ribbit
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>>342999587
>no tits
I can't fap to this
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>>342999587
Whats this from and why does the fox girl have bird feet?
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>>343000036
No, I'm a heterosexual man, but I don't like that lesbian ship either. If it were to me, I'd ship no one.
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>>342965446
What everyone misses is that Reinhardt does insane burst DPS and well as fitting Mercy perfectly

>fire strike does 150 dmg
>charge does 450, mercy can follow Rein
>hammer swings do 112(2 shots mostly everyone)
>if Rein takes damage, he puts up his shield, Mercy changes to healing beam, then resumes rape
>ult is Zarya-tier and instant cast

Offensive Reinhardt is basically broken if you have the smallest amount of support
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>>343000036
>>343000504
Now go to bed soon, I'm taking you out camping tomorrow
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>>343000297
>Not liking flat chest

>>343000341
Pandemonium Wizard Village, and she was born that way.
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WHO THE FUCK IS SOMBRA
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Does Mercy's hymen regenerate?
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>>343000559
its 30%, not 50%
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>>342999228
I dont get it. Does he go on a quest to find a family for her or something?
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>>343001224
Read it for yourself, I recommend it.
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Pandemonium-Majutsushi-no-Mura
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>>343001127
Whoops, mixed up with discord orb, you're right

Remind me, does charge do 50 for pin and 300 for hitting a wall with it, or just 300 total for a pin?
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>>342954982
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>>342993579
>made fun of for looking good
?
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>>343001081
Literally takes .0000000000001 seconds for google to tell you exactly who sombra is. Do your own research faggot.
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>>343001563
Awful.
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>my mom never loved me: the character
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You mean her ass?
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>>343001761
In relation to Egyption stuff, I like that there's a bunch of easter eggs in ToA. There's a Horde hieroglyph that can be found on the walls.
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>>343001761
Who cares about Ana?
I bet her dad was a badass.
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>>343001920
yeah jack morrison is pretty cool
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>>343001761
>All those limbs
lol no
Her armor has joints that would be literally impossible to fit for an actual leg.
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>>343002003
I bet Morrison would make for a really badass playable character. He might overlap with that Soldier 76 guy too much, though.
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Let's get to what we're all here for.
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>>342954982
her boobs counterbalance it
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>>343002147
Pharah's outfit is confirmed to be a suit of armor by blizzard
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>>343002284
too slow
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>>343002463
here's the other one then
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>Play Lucio
>Listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-2ufHb06Mc
>Get in the groove of things
>Do better
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>>343002147
>Her armor has joints that would be literally impossible to fit for an actual leg.

Correct
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>>343002640
>At the end of match tell enemy Lucio he didn't UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND enough
>nobody understands understands me
>someone asks me if I'm autistic
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>>343002640
its super fun and i recommend everyone who loves jsr and likes lucio to always have it running and constantly wallriding

hes so boring on the ground
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>>343002003
>Turns out Jack is the father of all the new generation kids
That would be amazing.
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>>342965446
Reinhardt is the absolute worst possible character for her to pocket heal though.

She has best chemistry with Pharah, so is Pharah's girl.
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>>342982952
>He doesn't know
Listen shitter, Mercy's ult charges based off of healing percentage. If she pockets you, she can pop her Ult every 30 seconds if you're Roadhogging correctly. Plus if she's GOOD she will switch to damage right when you hook someone for the guaranteed one shot and then switch back to healing.

I main Roadhog and my buddy mains Mercy and we absolutely carry 90% of our games by doing this. Consider a Mercy on your ass a god damn blessing and only huff gas in an emergency.
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How can you hate it, it's cute.
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>>342966429
Do you ever tire of pretending to be the disgusting moronic shitheads from tumblr that you constantly complain about?
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>>343001505
50 when pinned or knocked away and 300 hitting the wall
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>>342971420
underrated post
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>>343002598
>this shit gives me an erection now
Whelp, it's been a good run, time to die I guess
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>>342991846
>Next ones 3 duplicates and a grey
Fucking figures i'm back to my shit luck.
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>>343004014
Heros never die!
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>>343002598
I wish I had links to all the pictures in this
Damn
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>>343002189
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>>343003643
Post more
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>>342983894
"You've gotten taller than me"
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>>343002189
Yeah he would be cool! We should add Reyes as well, watching the two of them interact would be awesome.
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>>343004115
I-I'm a good Mercy player and I'm not gonna be made into a faggot, ok?
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>>343003260
he is
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>>343002284
>>343002598
>>343004115
Men draw these pictures.
Men do these gifs/webms.
Men jack off to these and the character is nothing like these drawings.

Faggots.
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>>342999376
this is fucking gay
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>>343004115
>tfw your two hobbies have collided beautifully
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>>343005572
>hobbies
sucking dick aint a hobby
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Who is the foxiest grandpa?
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>le healslut meme XD
>think mercy is a simple hero that attracts faggots
>think I can do better becuase most healers are shit
>its probably the most stress inducing hero to play
>cannot contribute much to winning if the team cant kill

Its awful. I boost I heal I shoot and nobody does shit. People leave me to die when I power boost them. Pharah boosts away from me. I charge junkrat to make his bombs shy a little of 170 damage and hes not spamming them boost a widow and no "tick" for like 20 seconds. Have to resort to deciding if I want to contest the payload or hold back for res as we are losing. I hate this game and this character is nuts I recall that guy who had like 150+ hours with only mercy. How the fuck.
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Mercy needs to revive this thread
and my heart
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>>343005136
There's plenty of female porn artists, insecurefag.
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>>343004525
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>>343006652
kys fag
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>>343006513
I've got fifty hours with her, and I can tell you, yeah it's actual hell half the time. You get better at not dying as time goes on, and the payoff is pretty nice though. If you've got a good tank or two, and at least one good dps, everything gets waaay less frustrating.
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>>343005650
We can't all be professionals like you, anon.
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>>343007073
I can see it coming together or I can just pick tracer and run around the map like a retard melting anybody with less than 500 hp.

At my skill/player level everybody that picks a damage dealer sucks REALLY bad. So I cannot play mercy even if I wanted to.
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>>343005929
Why is granddad so perfect?
I can't think of anyone who is objectively better than him.
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>>343006513
Mercy has murdered my win %, since you can't support a team that won't be supported. Get used to swapping off her early if the team isn't gunna play by Mercy's rules.

But when you DO get a team that knows what you're doing, and you're flying around healing and boosting and the flankers that try to kill you are getting mowed down, after that game ends BAM 6 commend cards instantly, every time. Good players know that a good Mercy isn't easy to play and can spot the good from the bad.
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>>343005015
I love this.
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Mercy would make a terrible wife and mother. She would probably spend most of her time abroad on UN peacekeeping/humanitarian missions and leave her husband and children back home alone. When she does come home she'd spend most of her time in the labs trying to invent new medicine and technologies to save lives.
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>>342954982
Counterbalances those giant titties of hers
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>>342979942
>Girls find guys opening jars cute

In what world?
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>>343007892
>Implying
Sure, she cares a lot for those in need, but in no way is it even hinted that she'd neglect her own family, her husband and children, to constantly work. She'd probably work more than a normal mother, but she'd be an amazing mother. Caring, cautious, loving, protective etc
She'd be a great wife and mother :(
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enjoying your shitty casual game, kids?

im sure enjoying the free porn of it, and knowing that the cuck-company you gave money to hates the fact the porn exists, makes me cum that little bit harder
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>>342983067
HANZO HANZO HANZO
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>>343008314
"jar opening" is the number one pornhub search among women
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>>343008446
>but in no way is it even hinted that she'd neglect her own family
She sold out Overwatch, her own 'family', to the UN.

Mercy would never put her family above the well being of the world.
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>>343008635
at least we can afford games old man

how is that studio apartment
>>
>>343009363
>didnt buy a shit game
>must be poor

nice kiddie logic, enjoy being stupid, and poorer than me
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I want to see Mercy in a Vietnam war US Army medic uniform, giving first aid to a pretty banged up soldier. I think it'd look pretty cool. She'd probably be a little bandaged herself, either crying or sad, and likely stressed out. That kind of war would really test a medic's skills
Those wings would have been fucking sweet during it though
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Post the true otp mercyxreaper
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>>343009284
When? As far as I recall she simply went back to working in a hospital after the drama that fucked up Overwatch. Unless there's something I didn't pick up on, which is likely. I mean, she doesn't like war or violence, she's a peace advocate, but I don't remember her selling out Overwatch
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>>343009284
That doesn't mean she'd abandon her kids and lover. There's a very different kind of bond there, especially when it's your own offspring. Overwatch may have been her family, but they were still colleagues who fought alongside her, fighting being something she wasn't fond of
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>>343009770
>Mercy trying to help a soldier who just suffered napalm fire or an artillery explosion, crying as she does her best to keep him alive
Why must you give me these feels
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>>342954982
Why do you have that useless micropenis between your legs?
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>>343010020
Not him but iirc she testified against Overwatch and was the primary witness responsible for shutting it down.
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>implying Mercy would be with anyone

She's literally a "married to her work" type, some of this shit is painful to read and I consider myself a waifufag.
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>>343010407
Sure but that doesn't mean she can't have a fling every now and then
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Reminder that Mercy has even bigger tits than her armor suggests.
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>>343010345
Holy shit, I never saw this
That or I forgot it after my latest construction incident
Although, if there was corruption among the ranks of Overwatch, it's not necessarily wrong to rat it out, seems like something she'd do, especially with how she didn't approve of the organisations very militaristic and violent attitude.
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>>343010560
SUPERIOR ARYAN GENES
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>>343010345
>>343010618
She was called as a witness at the U.N. hearing after the fight between Morrison and Reyes. We don't know everything she said, other than calling the fight between the two 'inevitable' despite the team's best attempts to patch things up.
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>>343010786
Well, I mean you are risking job and reputation if you decline to testify, assuming she was approached to. I mean, she could have done worse, but sometimes the game is up after shit like that happens
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>>343011004
>Well, I mean you are risking job and reputation if you decline to testify,
Really? I thought you weren't obligated to testify at any court and it was purely voluntary?
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>>343010560
>her tits that close to his face
You know toblerone gave that trick his treat.
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>>343011209
Torbj always struck me as the type of guy that's completely loyal to his dwarf wife and dwarf kids.
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>>343011481

fer tha last time, I'm SVEDISH
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>>343011150

It's purely voluntary insofar as they can't punish you directly for failing to testify.

They would simply add a tenuous "Aiding and Abetting" charge, she'd get fired and they'd quietly drop the charges.

And then she'd be the doctor who "was involved in that whole Overwatch debacle" and never get a position again.
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>>342964570
>>342974446
to be fair if you were pocket healing the roadhog you'd have ult every 23 seconds, you would just wait for your teammates to die to revive them, fuck wasting the time to heal.
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>>343011150
Yea, but that was a hearing, not a trial. It's possible that she could have been threatened with a dishonourable discharge or something similar if she didn't help with the investigation or was found to be covering up info. Like it was said, we don't know what she said to a full extent, but if you get some sort of dishonourable discharge, she would probably have to kiss goodbYe to any job in emergency services or government jobs again
I probably dig too deep into this kind of thing I'm sorry, it's a problem
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>>343003643
This is some legend of Korra tier Tumblr shipping. Blizzard had said only 1 hero is gay, probably bastion or some shit knowing Blizzard "changed male blood elves so they look less gay" entertainment.

Besides mercy is a wholesome house wife loyal to her husband 76.
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>>343012420
They said multiple characters are homo.
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>>343012420
who gives a shit what the creators say?
who gives a shit what YOU say, for that matter?
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>>342985495
What the hell were they thinking with that top image? Stick to your fucking chibis if you suck at drawing that much.
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Wait, why does she have wings? Haven't played the game so I don't know if it comes into play in the game
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>>343012420
>>343012964

We're cutting that line of conversation off right now dammit.

If you wanna discuss death of the author, either move it to the fucking cesspool or actually go bag yourself one and post proof.
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>>343012420
>Blizzard had said only 1 hero is gay

No one cares. They're all lesbians to me.
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>>343010560
Those are small though. Suggesting her imp skin is the actual size.
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>>342997453
>doing all kinds of dumbass ult math when you're in a firefight and an enemy could be right around the next corner
Roadhog has 600 fucking HP, even after taking a sippy there should be plenty left for Mercy to top off.
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>>343013646
>Those are small
I think you need to go outside.
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>>342978171
That's because there's way more desperate lonely guys.

You'll notice Male/Male fanart is also well drawn.
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>>343013996
They're smaller than her default skin.
>go outside
lol
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>>342954982
>Shipping
Holy shit you guys are fags.
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>>342977290
>closet homos can't get off without looking at dick
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Post cap near, what do?
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>>343002459
The tweet avoided the question, they just said it was her suit
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>>342968384
>clak clak

MUH

DICK
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>>343011150
Yea, I believe >>343012346 is right. It's the UN Hearing, not a court, so they probably could threaten her with a dishonourably discharge, effectively ruining any chance she would have of working as a first responder or doctor etc
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>Be Reinhardt
>Enemy D.VA throws her mech at us to explode
>Sacrifice myself to get it away
>Mercy revives me instantly

I love Mercy.
Real heroes never die.
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I want breed with mercy
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>>343015136
>>Sacrifice myself to get it away

You can charge the mech and survive just by pressing right mouse button bro.
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Do we make a new Mercy thread?
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>>343015672
Yes, someone make one. I would but I don't know what Mercy picture to use
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>>342980024
how the fuck did junkrat wrap his tiny leg around him
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