SMUPS are the most autistic genre of videogames.
Not exactly. They require artificial memorization just like rythm games however they also need mechanical skills.
>>342954420
No good rhythm game requires "artificial memorization" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUeY6pmRq5s
>>342954527
Here come the autists trying to defend their shitter genre. I got a good laugh out of that video, thanks.
>>342954693
Np familia
This was a well-constructed argument anon, filled to the brim with excellent rhetoric.
Wow, I'll be sure to take this excellent argument to heart.
>what are grand strategy and wargames
Pretty sure the most autistic genre is whatever Smash Bros is. The only "shmup" that's autistic is the 2hu fanbase, and those people don't even really play games.
Wtf I ur right I hate smups now
>>342954339
yeah! you tell them OP, with your well thought out arguments and typos!
>>342954420
That's nonsense. You can sit and memorize Ketsui for a year but it all comes down to execution.
does anyone know why there's a bunch of them on the 360
>>342957583
Which is exactly what I said, shmups require mechanical skills. Do you have brain problems you fucking autist?
>>342957720
Cave released a bunch of their Arcade smups, updated, on 360 because they wanted to
>>342957720
Something about Sony being dicks. Then everyone followed because the shmup fanbase already had 360s. It's now one of the GOAT shooter consoles.
>>342954420
You can't just put "artificial" in front of a word and call it criticism
What are some good shmup/bullet hell freeware game I can download RIGHT NOW
I already got Cho Ren Sha 68K and i'm not interested in Touhou, too much hassle to fix the problems I always have when trying to run those games.
>>342954339
Only bullet hell, true SHMUPS can be enjoyed by everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZx5e_XAzlM
That, my boy, is a good SHMUP.
>>342954420
>Artificial memorization
>artificial
I don't even play SHMUPs let alone like them all that much, but you're just being a complete retard.
>>342957720
From what I heard Sony had some dumb requirements that had to be met in order to release a 2D game on the PS3 so Cave went with Microsoft.
>>342958564
One of the newer touhous
>>342958564
>freeware
don't wanna emulate stuff?
>>342958564
Mecha Ritz.
http://www.freem.ne.jp/dl/download/win/8513/e9ad7e58085eb7786c9c59b3984c51c9
>>342958564
Literally a post after yours.
>>342954339
I'd like to see a word filter for "autistic". It's not even about autism, it's just getting to be like teenagers calling everything "gay" at this point.
Not every shmup is bullethell shit
>>342954420
>artificial memorization
Oh boy
>shooters are autistic
>no autistic people play shooters
Ok.
>>342962249
gus
>>342959825just got back to the thread, the link expiredc-could you post it again?
>>342962995
http://www.freem.ne.jp/dl/download/win/8513/6f5c6730c2f50ab10ee008a81e7a6cdc/
And here's an indirect link in case that one expires as well.
http://www.freem.ne.jp/win/game/8513
![starting-position-with-units[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lu98iE7.jpg "starting-position-with-units[1].jpg")
Wargames are.
Hell, wargames were a hobby for autistic people before videogames and computers were a thing.
As >>342956947 stated; grand strategy is the most autistic genre.
>tfw love grand strategy games but aren't autistic enough to be good at them and get the full experience
>>342963312
thanks famalam, you're pretty cool.
Not too familiar with the genre but this is my favorite shmup. Havent played many though
>>342954339
But the screenshot you posted is easy as fuck, Just because the sides are creammed with shit it doesn't mean you have to slam your face on it.
Just stay in the middle that's babby tier.
>>342954420
They don't require memorization, they just require reflexes, skill and focus like good action games. Knowing the pattern won't help at all unless you're playing a troll danmaku that likes to sneakily kill you. But even in that case knowing the pattern doesn't mean you'll win because removed the troll what's left is still a pattern that requires skill.
Also you're not a fucking robot. What the fuck is "artificial" memorization.
>>342954420
>artificial
I thought we stopped this faggotry years ago
I need more.
>>342963913
>I thought we stopped this faggotry years ago
Well the faggotry that should have stopped is the thought that having to keep track of multiple things at once is autism.
>>342964373
>He doesn't have Mushihimesama or Deathsmiles
Also, is it possible to put your Touhou games on cloud storage?
umad cuz ubad
How the fuck can ANYONE not like shmups?
>>342958564
Final Boss: Raw Label.
>>342964373
Try eXceed 2 & 3, they're pretty nice
>>342964373
where's Ikaruga
>>342965558
On my Xbone with Raiden and Radiant Silvergun.
>>342964904
Deathsmiles honestly isn't that good
I like shmups but scoring is for fags. I can't think of a more arbitrary reason to do things in a game than to have numbers go up higher.
>>342965792
It's good
>>342965792
I think the left-right system is a nice change of pace and the bosses look pretty cool. It is definitely pretty easy, though.
>>342965820
Agreed. 1cc Survival is challenging enough
>>342965876
It's fun, don't know about good. There are tons of great shooters you could be playing instead, so many that I'd find it hard to believe you ran out and had to play Deathsmiles.
>>342954339
No, because it doesnt require you to read wikis for 10 weeks to get past the tutorial like real autism games.
>>342966256
>it doesnt require you to read wikis for 10 weeks to get past the tutorial
Yeah, only the autism required to walk thru bullet corridors the entire game like that autist kid that avoided stepping on light reflections on the ground.
>>342966061
I find the socring system to be nice with the power up management, there's 4 dificulty setting for every of the 6 first stages and you can chose your order to a certain extent, it's one of the only modern horizontal shmup, there's an ex stage you can chose or not to spice up things even more and the black label even added a whole new one
>>342954339
i am pretty sure anything that has a high skill ceiling has a huge autistic fanbase. fighting, strategy, shmups, etc. me for example, i love arena shooters, im around other people that do just as much and maybe more, when you understand the duel community of quake you understand autism. some people learn enemy spawns naturally through years of play, most players will open the map and kill themselves 300 times a day just to time a strategy and learn the fucking spawns. ive spent years myself playing strafejumping maps in quake 1 for example and running through popular strafe jumps in quake 3 again and again and again. autism ends there? no not quite. these people don't see the game as a game anymore. earlier today i was playing a duel against someone, it was a moderately even match until he got one extra kill on me and then proceeded to hide the entire game. every time i follow him hes down a route through a 1 way teleporter at several stop points. they don't care about it as a game this isn't fun for them either but they just want to fucking win in the most monotonous way possible
>>342965792
You're right, especially for a CAVE game, but it's still better than 99% of what's on steam and in your library
>>342964373
Reccomend me some good cheapo shmups on sale anon.
>>342967915
>99% of what's on steam
Just "indie"shit doesn't really say much
>>342968385
Tale of ALLTYNEX
>>342968530
Crimzon Clover is amazing and indie
>>342968385
Mushihimesama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf0xkLOlQqw
>>342968764
That's not cheap.
>>342968859
Crimzon clover is 2$
>>342968985
Yeah I just bought that, any more?
>>342968859
Sry for me under 10$ is cheap.
In that case check Crimzon Clover
http://store.steampowered.com/app/285440/
>>342967432
also he started hiding literally 2 minutes in. 8 minutes of cat and mouse chasing. playing sinister against him was fucking lame, cure wasn't much better at all, absolutely awful
>>342968385
Not the guy you're replying to, but Mushihimesama is probably my favorite on Steam it's $10 right now. Dariusburst is also very good, but its more pricey ($35). If your going really cheap Crimzon Clover is only $2 and really good.
Most autistic genre fan bases
>arena fps
>schmups
>rts
>mmo
>fighting games
>cuhrayzee
Raiden IV: OverKill is under 4$ is it anygood ?
>>342969171
So, besides mmo, all of the best genres?
We've made artifical hyper-realistic memes
what are good shmups without more than one ship type, and without the lame power up systems? all i can think of is ikaruga which cant be played in mame still
>>342969273
If it's the same as the Xbox 360 game, then yes
>>342969097
Shoulda just left anon, fuck those fags
>>342968764
>cave was giving the mobile version of this game for free at some point.
I don't get why they would do that
>>342954420
> artificial memorization
???
its muscle memory, plain and simple
nothing artificial about it
Reccommend me some shmups with tons of powerups and cool upgrading systems for your ship.
I hate games that don't do this like ikaruga, too boring.
>>342969431
I THOUGHT I COULD CATCH HIM BUT HE WAS SO FUCKING FAST
i have to learn to deal with these players
>>342969597
gradius
>>342969597
Darius Gaiden.
Why do people consider strategy highly autistic?
>>342970010
because they're shit at it
>>342970010
Because "lol it's just a game bro"
>>342970010
why are any of the genres in this thread "autistic"? its just a word people use to describe something that takes a really long time to get good at. i think there is some truth to it, anyone i know in any of the "autistic" genres are generally pretty autistic in the literal sense
I like shmups but I'm garbage. What are some fun entry level games?
On a whim I downloaded Raystorm (I think? The one that I needed to install an arcade machine emulator for) and I had a bunch of fun with that.
>>342970547
Batsugun Special
>>342963910
don't kid yourself, memorizing patterns in danmaku makes the games way easier. while it's true that you don't need to memorize simpler patterns, you definitely need to see the more complex ones a few times to understand how they work and how to maneuver through them, in other words, memorizing the pattern.
all "skill-based" games are ultimately a test in muscle memory anyways.
>tfw you'll never get to play this 4 player on an actual arcade unit
>>342970902
I did many times when I lived in Japan. It's lots of fun.
>>342970902
>even if you were in japan you still wouldnt have any friend to play this with
I play a lot of Football Manager and grand strategy and I'm pretty sure those games are pretty autistic
>>342964373
Akashicverse - Malicious Wake
Astebreed
Hellsinker
Samidare
Refrain prism memories
>>342970902
Just played this exact machine at Galloping Ghost in Brookfield IL.
Very good.
