>play a Dynasty Warriors game for the first time
>pick Xiahou Dun first because he looks the coolest
I think we can all relate to that, huh?
>>342942590
Sun Jian was always the coolest to me. Always picked him for the first Yellow Rebellion stages.
>>342942590
I know I can. One-eyed nigga was my first DW character ever.
am i a faggot for just wanting to play lu bu?
>>342942590
>started with DW 3
>always thought Wei were the bad guys
>didn't like Xiahou Dun too much cause he was always shitting on my man Guan Yu
>fast forward to few months ago
>realize Shu were fucking degenerates
>realize Guan Yu was a fucking idiot, although strong
>realize Wei is the only one that actually tried to do something about the whole situation
>heard about Xiahou Dun not caring what Emperor had in plans for him, instead he chose to serve Cao Cao
Best guy, although not the best girl
>>342942590
No one looks cooler than him
>>342943140
>>realize Shu were fucking degenerates
how is your summer at /pol/ going?
>>342942590
>Xiahou Dun is literally Nobunaga
>Cow Cow is literally Nobunaga
>>342944159
Xiahou Dun has no Ambition to be like Nobunaga.
>>342942590
>Want to be Zihao Dun
>Have to go with Homo man because brother chose him and he's "1st player"
Good times
I started with Wei Yan, I love masks and his weapon looked fun
>>342942590
>not picking lu bu
>tfw Yu Jin has a legacy of being a traitor
He dinyu nuffin he was a good general he wanted to protect his squad
>not picking Zhao Yun, the mc of the series.
>>342944759
>>342944815
You can't pick Wei Yan or Lu Bu in any DW games without unlocking them first.
Xiahou Dun was always my go to character, same with Zhang Liao.
>>342944936
>he didn't buy dw8 xl ce
>>342944041
In real life Shu was a terrible nation and Liu Bei was a awful leader. The only "righteous" one was Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang.
>>342944041
>Liu Bei I am sorry, but in order to provide you this feast I had to cook my wife
>I'm so happy right now, thank you for this wonderful feast of human flesh, you are my realest friend
>My lord I have retrieved your child from the burning village!
>BABY FOOTBAAAAAAAALL
>My lord I think its time for Guan Yu to leave Jing
>Nah let Wu try to take it back, we aren't giving that shit up
>but we promised!
>huehuheuheuheuheuehuehue
>>342942590
He was cool until for some bizarre reason Koei made him completely obsessed with Guan Yu.
>start with DW3
>just like the laid back attitude Wu has, main strategist Zhou Yu, then switch to Zhuge Liang with the next game because strategist and fan lasers
>mfw reading the actual novel and history background
I fell for the Zhuge Liang was good meme, can't touch Shu characters anymore
I gravitated towards Zhou Tai as a kid
>>342945095
Gay fanfiction does crazy things to people.
>>342942590
God I fucking loved the DW4/DW5 character designs.
>>342942590
Dynasty warrior empires are better.
>custom character
>marry waifu
>mild strategy.
>dynasty mode.
I thought the Dynasty Warriors games was based on some fanfiction that jerks it to Shu. So why are they always still so boring and unlikeable in comparison to Wei and Wu?
My first Dynasty Warriors character was Sun Shangxiang.
Then I'd move to Zhou Yu when able, or Ma Chao.My current go-to is Wang Yi, and occasionally Xingcai.
Obligatory.
>Always liied Zhang Liao
>Read some history about him
>He was literally the greatest and most bravest warrior of the era
>Blow the fuck out of Sun Quan with just 800 men vs his 100000 strong army
Why is he so perfect?
>>342944041
>been here forever
>"better call this guy a summerfag that visits /pol/ cause I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about"
Don't ever reply to me again
>>342942590
I went for Yuan Shao right away, still play him despite having no crowd control these days, fucks officers up though.
>>342945437
Why is Wang Yi so perfect?
>>342945532
yamada was a veteran warrior of experience
truly a hero of the three kingdoms
>>342945924
It's cause she's insane
>>342945924
Crazy sadistic yandere lady.
And because she had those cool daggers and the rad as fuck assassination musou attacks with them.Especially the one where she straddles and then stabs him.
Fuck the new needle things, though.
