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tfw finding old posts you made on GameFAQs when you were 11


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>tfw finding old posts you made on GameFAQs when you were 11
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>they added a page where it shows EVERY archived post you've made since 2008
>read it all

I was a happy soul.
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>>342938084
Yeah I noticed this recently. It's kinda nice to see my posting habits have more or less remained consistent over the years.
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>tfw that anime forum you posted on is gone

feels good man, must've written some pathetic shit.
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>>342938247
>>342938084
>2008
>all the hype posts for Devil May Cry 4 and Ninja Gaiden 2
It was a simpler time.
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>>342938084

>read my archived posts
>the jump between being a Nintendo shitposter and a Sony shitposter dotted at years when Nintendo or Sony shat the bed during E3 conferences

what the fuck was up with me then
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>>342938289
>tfw Yahoo Answer is still alive
>tfw the cringy shit I asked were still there
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>>342938289
>tfw all the forums you posted on as a kid are now 404'd
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>>342938084
It seems I stopped discussing videogames between 2004 and 2006.

I wonder what happened there.
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>tfw i actually subbed to this

i still question it to this day
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>>342937617
>tfw finding old posts you made on zenhex when you were 13
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>>342938289
Same here
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>tfw log in to neopets for the first time in over a decade
>go through all the unread messages
>people used to care
>have left their MySpace links in some of them
...I imagine they're on normiebook now. Should I even try to contact them again for shiggles?
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>>342940686
You ain't got anything to lose.
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>all those ecksdees
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>>342938084
How do I find this?
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>>342943296
>not white so didn't go full rawr xDD
>typed XD instead
Dunno if that's worse.
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eh, i still asking some question in Gamefaqs

they helped me a lot when i played Atelier Sophie
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>>342937617
>tfw dozens of videos and hundreds of posts on Gametrailers
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>>342943738
I don't know what kind of white people you knew, but most white people just did what you did
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> archived 2002 post
> was 13 then
> talking shit to some ps2 player
> was telling him im 25 and work for Microsoft and made the xbox and that its 10x faster than his ps2
> calling him a bunghole and poojabber

Literally just end me.
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>2001 is 15 years ago
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>>342938902
>ICE
what's that
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>Forget you have an IMDB account from 2003 and you were a pretentious faggot 11 year old
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>used to be a regular member of a small online forum when I was just a dumb kid
>got banned for being an annoying little shit

>recently decided to check the forum out again
>the forum has gotten really big since then, now has many users and gets many visitors
>some threads from way back then are still going strong
>check them and see myself being a dipshit
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>>342938289
>TFW Bebo is dead
If it ever came back I'd nuke my old account
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>>342944212
What I'm trying to say was I didn't have a scene phase but still typed XD.
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>>342944709
ya smoke it ya dingus
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>>342943296
Did that shit all the time back in WoW. Since 6-7 years back I can't stand any unironic emoticons.
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>>342944952
W-what?
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>suicided my gamefaqs account by posting swears and porn links because I was so mad at Brawl's final roster

I'm not too disappointed with this.
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>have a YouTube account for 10 years just for subscriptions
>Go to the videos I liked years ago when I used to like videos
God I liked some stupid shit
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>>342945169
Brawl had a great roster
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>>342944784

>that crappy webpage i've made when 15 years to channel my teenage angst and existential anguish
>my crappy poems and all the dark emo shit i wrote is still there

i like to visit it once every couple years and cringe. unbelievable what pathetic twat i used to be.
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>>342945126
YA SMOKE IT YA DINGUS
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>>342945169
Sounds like 2008 /v/ to me.
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>>342945169
i did this on my gamespot account to get rid of my post history but it was still there
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>>342944369
>works for Microsoft
>calls other bunghole and poojabber

That's actually not that hard to believe

my sides
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>>342945253
>You find the sketch pad you had of all the Sonicchu tier comics when you were 15
I was so ashamed of my autism throwing them out, I lit a fire and through them into the fire place. Thank God it was last November so I'd excuse to put on a fire
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>>342945180
>my first favorite video on YouTube was madtv's trapped in the cupboard
I ain't even mad
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>>342938538
>tfw the forum where you embarrassed yourself many times 15 years ago WILL NOT FUCKING DIE!
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>nuking accounts and digital breadcrumbs you left behind
>newgrounds music portal still exists
>removed schizo experimental noise garbage created mostly with randomize
>removed midis with replaced instruments that I considered "remixes"
>but that one song that got used in a video
>it can't be deleted
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>>342945432
>Liked lots of Amish shit back in 2007
I was 15 but damn it's embarrassing ever thinking I liked and laughed at that crap
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>Only have 1 post that is searchable with my username
>It's not as bad as I thought it would be

Now if the Runescape clan forum I went to showed up in the search results I'd die. However I could just delete the posts because I am still a moderator of it.

>>342943296
I used to use a lot of emoticons but somehow I never actually used ecksdees. A ton of !'s though.
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>>342938902
>Youtube red before youtube red was a thing
I'd do it if I used Gamespot back in the day.
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>>342945260
I DONT GET IT
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>>342945457
>Used to think everything the Nostalgia Critic was the golden word back in the day and that he was a comedic genius
Fuck me, I never got bullied as a teen but I should of
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>>342945253
>when you find a friends old page and its full of messenger chat logs
>WITH NARRATION TO EXPLAIN HIS MOTIVATIONS
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>>342945534
I feel you. It makes me mad and gives me great shame when I see anime in my favorites.
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>>342937617
>used to be brony
>had everything ponified on steam and pony bio
>cringe at the memory of it
>old friends use the wayback machine on my steam profile and revisit my profile to remind me
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>>342945250

In retrospect yeah, it was mostly wolf and rob hate, and I didn't get some characters I wanted.
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>>342944895
I know darkies that have been through scene phases.
Mostly indonesians and phillipinos though.
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>>342945720
Dude. That can be five years ago at most. Just how can we know you're successfully distanced from it?
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>>342945720
Once a brony, always a brony.

I'm just glad I only ever watched three episodes.
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>>342945615
>I'd rather you didn't reverse image search me
Why not?
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>that really low point in your life where you played competitive Mario Kart Wii for a clan

I never wanted to remember anon.
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>>342945720
>used to be a brony
It's like saying that you aren't gay anymore.
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>>342945824
I deleted pretty much everything I had related to MLP and stopped watching anything. I find it incredibly cringy to see it now.
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>>342945860
Because the profile has my actual real name.

That's how little something like that mattered sixteen years ago.

People you were going to work with didn't google you.
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>expecting lots of embarrassing shit
>get only a little bit of embarrassing shit with lots of funposting and memes

based 14 year old me
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>be a dumb kid on SAMP
>keep quitting games to avoid being killed and losing shit
>member posts topic about me on forums
>everyone congratulating him on the evidence
>make a single post
>'wow fuck you guys'
>b&
Thank fuck that server and forum is long dead.
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>>342945931
Well, the show IS crap now. Only the first two seasons were ever worthwhile.

The fandom however, never was.
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>you will never find your old /v/ posts
Feels good man
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>>342946019
>he started posting on 4chan when he was underaged

you should be ashamed.
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>>342945720
>>342945931
David?
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>>342946196
>he didn't
hipster fuck
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>find old HL DeathMatch clan forums
>My sig was 'Can't BOIL t3h <--sHAdOWlOBsTEr-->
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>>342946196
To be honest I started browsing 4chan when I was 17 in 2005.
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>>342946273
That's actually kind of cute.
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>>342946226
_No.
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>>342945767
I'm Bengali. Philipinos are definitely a meme amongst South Asians.
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>>342945847
You've seen too much.
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>>342946273
>used to be a part of a TF2 clan called "Pacifist Hevay Nation" where we'd raid servers as Sandvich/Chocolate heavy and do nothing but eat
>still have the hat I wore from it

Thinking back to it, it was such a waste of time.
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>>342945720
Ha ha! That wasn't that long ago
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>>342937617
>the time i convinced someone their wii could play ds games and their ds cartridge got stuck
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>>342946418
Eh, first two episodes are actually pretty good for a kids show, the problem is that after that it goes full formulaic garbage kids show instead of a story driven cartoon.

If it'd stayed story driven I probably would've kept watching it, I watched fucking W.I.T.C.H. and that was pretty bad.
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>>342945725
>Used to hate Lucas and Toon Links
>They became my mains
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What went wrong?

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrities-gone-bad/detectives-convinced-michael-jackson-molested-his-nephews/news-story/c72bd4da0b264af0fae9235e73d946e2
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>>342946196
I only posted on /b/ when I came here when I 16.until I was 19
That 6 years ago
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>>342946196
I also watched porn when I was underage
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>>342946625
Not really a surprise.
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>>342937617
>skim over my forum posts from old forum that I had thousands of posts in
>go from first to present
>see myself go from being happy to a cynical asshole who calls everyone sensitive bitches
>even had another old community member call me out on my behavioral change
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>friend shows me /b/ in 2004
>think we're the hottest shit for spouting THE GAME at normies
>actually called ourselves /b/tards

I want to die
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>over 300 posts on the Minecraft forums from 2011
Some of these aren't that bad, but most of the time I just typed like a fucking douche kid trying to sound "mature" and acting like I knew more shit than I did, so I was a pretty classic 15 year old. Still hard to read.
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>>342946273
>mock a vidya character's line and make them sound stupid
>some dude thinks it's funny, "sigs" me (without asking of course)
>attributes the quote to me but doesn't specify that I posted as if I were that character
>some salty dude ingame years later googles my handle and finds the quote making me look like an ultra retard and announces my faggotry to the server
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>>342945720
Quit jumping ship and draw more horse pussy you fucking sellout.
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>tfw finding old posts you made on 4chan
>tfw I don't have that feel
>mfw I'm not retarded enough to sign up for anything and then regret it
>mfw no faec
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>>342946767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IVJVTUNl0I
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>>342945720
>tfw used to send my friends pony youtube poops by dikekike back in the day
>lost all interest before the brony shit exploded
>one of the guys from my school was an open brony and he used to nag people and ask them whos their favorite pony.
super cringe. Glad I bailed just in time.
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>>342946273
Totally using this next time I make a username, your loss, chump.
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>>342946934
Dikekike's fresh prince videos are still pretty entertaining. And I got a few chuckles out of his steven jewniverse videos.
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>played SW; Galaxies as a kid
>remember all of those awkward times when I'd get in a pre-teen fit at people in vent or act just plain kid dumb
>remember how cool the adults were about it since I wasn't a sperg just a kid
>wish I could play with them today as a mature, well adjusted adult
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>>342938770
You were playing halo 2 multiplayer
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>be 15
>lurk and ocassionally post on Animal Crossing Community
>have a group of friends
>started talking with a user via pm
>turns out she was a girl and interested in me
>I fell for the le ebin first <3 meme
>speak everyday for months
>she eventually becomes my gf
>one day leaves me randomly
>few weeks later she connects online again
>I write to her frantically, she says it is her friend who is staying over
>eventually fall for this 'new' gf
>ftw I was rused not once, but twice for months by the same person

T-thanks /v/. I had repressed this pure betaness
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>>342937617
Recently found the posts I made on NeoSeeker when I was about 14. Got me in the feels
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>>342947115
>a mature, well adjusted adult
>posts on 4chan and uses crying anime gifs
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>>342946718
>kick me kike me don't you black or white me
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>>342947034
Noh
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>>342947321
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>>342947253
that's the joke etc. etc.
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>>342947321
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>>342947193
>she
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>>342946767
>started browsing in 2008
>unironically threatened my classmates with hax and anonymoose
>pretended to be super edgy and sent them gore I got from /b/

Im so so so sorry. I was just a dumb confused teenager
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>>342937617
>GameFAQs
went back there during e3

it's just as retarded as I remember
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This thread made me go back and look at my old Gamespot account.

>tfw reading my posts from 9 years ago where I was hyped for Spore.

I wish I could go back :(
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>>342946859
That minecraft hoodie is icing on the cake
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0.99~ =/= 1
ass bleach
anyone remember any more Current Events memes?
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>>342937617
I'm so fucking scared to look at the shit I posted on Gaia.
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>>342947513
>youtube tutorials on mashing
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>>342946428
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>>342946767
>it's a meme you dip
Was that you guys?
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>>342947897
Nah THE GAME was about our limit when it came down to other people.
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>>342946196
I started posing on /v/ back in Japan Time.
That is, I posted once and got called out for being a child so I never posted again for the next 3 years.
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>No CE in the archive
fuck, I wanted to see all those shitposts, my highest one ended up being Monster Hunter Tri with 566 posts and it was mostly just helping people because I had already played the Japanese version.
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>I just realised I've been coming to this site religiously for 6 years
Fuck why can't I leave
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My posts from 2006-2008 Kotaku are still there.
My posts from Gaia are still there, I think.
My AMVs are still in youtube.
And my posts from some local anime fanclub and my fanfics are still hidden somewhere.
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>>342948027
I remember coming to 4chan when I was about 12 in 2008 or so, found the layout confusing (I was used to more typical forums), got scared I was gonna see gore images and went back to the WoW forums.

Don't even remember what board it was. Probably /b/.
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>>342944091
I thought GT was kill though.
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>>342946625
What a credible , non-biased source. They even call him Jacko.
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>>342937617
I got lucky, GFaqs didn't start archiving posts until after I grew up a little. I still remember some of them though, and that stings
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>>342948218
You see, I came to /v/ first because I heard from the IGN forums that this was where all the cool kids hang out to get the latest video game news.
I found /v/ later, when I was 16, and it was the perfect storm of shit and cringe that ultimately destroyed my life.
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>shitposting on pixeltendo in 2005
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>>342948186
>just finished watching that episode

jesus christ subaru plz
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>>342945720
>First year of college
>All of my friends start getting into it so I thought "why the fuck not"
>They all mysteriously leave school so I stay more to myself with my newfound interest
>Made other friends but they never hung out with me a lot
>Get to about the end Junior year, realize that it was stupid so I start to distance myself from it
>Still seen as that bronyfag guy
>Tell my friends I no longer like the show
>They instantly start to hang with me more
>Word travels fast so even asking out freshman girls they know I was once a brony
>Missed out on 3 years of hanging out with people and a chance at a college relationship all because I liked a shitty cartoon

I want to kill myself every single day for liking it.
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>>342948186
Why are you so confident telling us this
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>>342945720
>used to be a brony
Why? I'll never understand how that was a thing.
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>>342948536
It just became a thing, hell I didn't even call myself that people just said I was for liking the show. I personally wish to be publicly executed for dare liking such a fucking cancer on society.
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>>342948158
12 here
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>>342948403
I know right
Definitely my personal aots.

>>342948417
Because you will never, EVER find it. Ever. It's burined deep and I have used multiple user names.
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>>342948638
But why did you like it? That's the bit I don't get. I watched the first episode back when it came out and it seemed like the most generic sickly sweet little girls show ever created.

Don't know why people decided to define their whole personality based on it either.
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>Finding the notes you had for that story idea you thought was great when you were 14
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>>342946418
That movie was so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXlHKTPfLVA
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>>342948536
I used to play on a gmod server when I had nothing to do and the bronies there were a tight-knit community of people, with the show being tolerable to watch. I stopped watching after season 2 when it became meme-infested and insufferable and when the server died.
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>>342948762
Give us the tldr anon
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Thank god my myspace is gone and all the forums I used to go to are now defunct
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>be "that black kid who talks white"
>watch anime
>know how to do the Hare Hare Yukai
>skateboard
>giant afro with a bang
>paint a nail black because I thought it was cool
>have "girlfriends" on Myspace

Those times were so much simpler.
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>>342948737
I thought it was a pretty decent show and >>342948404 I guess because everyone I knew got into it I just latched onto it.

I never defined my whole personality on it, I just liked the show and thought some of the fan art was great, especially the music. Admittedly, I still listen to the Eurobeat fan music because it's sick as hell, I unironically recommend the Eurobeat version of the Japanese opening because at that point it's literally just an anime OP.
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>>342948186
>literally a gaiafag
GET OUT GOD DAMN IT
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>>342946767
>started shitposting in 2008
>tfw never revealed my powerlevel to others
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>>342948762
This so much.
The edgiest thing I have ever read.
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>>342948959
Why is it that when black people like things it looks cool but when white people like them it looks dumb?
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>Spend a year griefing the BFM racing servers on Halo PC before finally being banned
>These guys enforced family friendly, pro Halo racing.
>No cursing, could only kill if your hog had a driver and was moving
>All types of retarded rules
>They would ban anyone breaking them
>Fuck that
>Only join servers where mods weren't playing.
>Would break all their rules such as camping in the warthog gunner, flipping teammate hogs, cursing, driving backwards, etc
>Spend hours in a server causing mayhem coming up with creative ways of fucking with them
>Immediately curse any mod that joined and quit fast
>Change names and join new server
>Would visit their site after every assault to check their player complaint section and read in detail all the shit I pulled
>Hundreds of complaints
>Save each page as a trophy
>Computer ended up crashing a year ago and lost everything

God I hated those people.The Christian servers were far more lenient than those fags. Besides the blowing out the mods before running, my signature stunt was getting a full hog and jumping out before going over cliffs, letting my teammates die. Too bad they purged most of the stuff on their site.
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>remember all the embarrassing drama posts and photos I posted on a forum of a small private Ragnarok Online server from 10 years ago
>tfw the server died and the site doesn't exist anymore
I some imagine how it would be if I did that shit in social network sites or official forums of major MMOs.
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>that shitty and cringy English you spoke and wrote when you were younger
I bet all non-native English speakers feel that way.
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>>342948860
A teenage boy is mysteriously transported to another world. This world is inhabited by a race of muh honourable swordsmen who all have Japanese names and includes totally-not-Saber and totally-not-Archer, a race of slave people who all had Greek names and includes totally-not-Kotomine, and a race of ethereal demons who are the product of a mass ritual performed by the swordsman race long in the past. The demons will dissipate without a host body and so possess the slave people swhile the swordsmen aim to hunt them down to atone for them being created in the first place.
The MC gets wrapped up in this as he meets a slave girl who gets possessed by a demon girl, only to discover that the demons aren't all bad and he tries to prevent not-Saber from killing the possessed slave girl. Together they go on adventures to find the true origins of the demons and search for a way to save the slave girl and the demon girl together.
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>>342945169
I would have done the same just by looking at Smash 4's roster.
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>>342948959

>It will never be 2006 ever again
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>>342947513
>hurrdurr guess i'll just buy a turbo controller
>he doesn't know
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>>342949276
I guess MC was a self-insert, right?
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>>342946859
honestly the banter between the redditor kid and '/b/tard' boy is exactly how it would play out if these two sites manifested into people.

>Reddit fumbles and spurts out big words to make himself seem like the more mature and professional one
>4chan just doesn't give a fuck and says whatever's on his mind, not caring if anything is offensive or mean spirited.
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>>342948982
What's so wrong about that?
Gaia was relatively popular back then.
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>>342948982
>check on gaia again after years of not going to it
>go to the towns game thing to see what people are doing
>literally the same discussion topic I constantly saw way back when
>"Slave Market"
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>>342947513
>RE4, Mario Party, etc.
Do people think they sound like experts when they mention random games?
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>>342949141
Maybe because it seems rare or something? I never really got shit growing up other than "haha you're black but you're really white dude lmao", but then again I was never a huge faggot in public.
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>>342948959
>used to use microphone on xbox 360
>when people found out I was black they would always say I "sounded white"
>would get insulted by obnoxious coons and called a bitch
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>>342949438
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>>342949413
I don't think so, but I remember so little of what his character was that I'd have to go dig through the notes again to find out, and that'd be much too painful to do.
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>>342949438
Gaia was reddit before reddit was reddit.
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>>342949565
these are the fucking best
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>>342944865
Bebo went down? Thank god, got scared being reminded of it wanted to go and see if I can delete my profile. Some of the shit on there, man.
>tfw normie as fuck kid and wanna be chad back then
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>>342949713
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>>342946226
fuck you im right here who tf are you, also im not the one who made that post
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>>342949731
>TFW my profile was a weird hybrid of normie orbiter and Linken Park edge lord
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Most of the forums I posted on as a youth were lost to the sands of time thankfully. Still I think of some of the stupid shit I posted...

Very glad that facebook and this "real names" shit being memed by Facebook, Twitter, and Google didn't exist in my childhood
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>>342943296
>not using XD xd xD :P :^) ^^ :D unironically because you don't give a shit about what /v/ says

begone, weak of mind
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>>342949565
>>342949713
>>342949779
>Big Dawg posting

You guys are alright.
>>
>go to http://archived.moe/v/
>paste filename from you most used reaction image
>search
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>>342945720
How do I use this if I've changed my URL a few times? Want to see some of the avatars I used years ago.
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>>342949920
You probably have to use your old url.
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>>342945180
>check the bottom of my liked list on Youtube
>there are fucking MLP videos
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Somebody fucking explain how to look at these posts, because all I'm finding is "0 active messages posted".
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>looking back at those emoticons being used
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>>342949558
I play Rocket League or CSGO and say "nigga" and have to tell people to go to my stream because they don't believe I'm black.
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>Almost started completely pointless beef with some other guy on a Runescape fan forum
>Website didn't allow png uploads and I got stumped

Holy fuck
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>>342950214
What the fuck? I DIDN'T UPLOAD THIS
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>>342945931
I used to be one too. I've also since distanced myself from it and can't even last 5 seconds of an episode.
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>>342938462
I know that feel anon
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>>342950214
nice emoticons
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>>342937617
>Michael Jackson died in your lifetime
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>played pokemon mmo a decade ago
>meet girl
>we played together all the time and made a clan with just the two of us called pikashaymin (our 2 favorite pokemon)
>she disappeared forever without telling me why
>was the closest thing i've ever had to a gf
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Joined gamefaqs in 2003 now an Icon, never really hit my peak.

>archived 500 post troll topics in guitar hero 2
>released regular content on the paranormal board and even made it onto their wiki page

those were the good ole days
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>made old Guids for games on 1up
>want to see my old work for nostalgia
1up is dead and gone
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>>342949141
A black person having abstract interests or showing higher intelligence is a rare sight, sort of like a women enjoying good games.

If he was white he'd be just another piece of the flock, but since he's black he stands out from the primitives.
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>used to lurk this games forum from my country
>on the first page of the Duke Nukem Forever thread
>"It comes out in about 10 years"
It actually comes out in 10 years 2001-2011
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I fuckin lived at this site when I was 12
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>>342938538
Thankfully this. The hours I wasted posting on GTA forums.
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>>342951285
man, fan sites are weird relics
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>>342949857
Its not about what /v/ says. Its just the anti-autism in our brains telling us its cringe as fuck.
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>>342937617

>finding old GameFAQs posts
>finding old Runescape warnings
>finding old forum posts full of edge

I want to go back in time and slap myself.
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there was some old ass smash forum i went to a long time ago and it got shut down. This was like pre "Brawl just got announced" times. I forgot what it was but I do remember there was a guy named Pengweed on it.
>>
do forum posts ever get purged (on any website, I know the posts on 4chan do)

if not, why? how can a forum hold billions of posts?
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>>342951834
Shitposting on invisionfree forums feels like a distant memory
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>>342937617
>tfw spent a lot of time discussing naruto and other manga on manga sites back in the day

to be fair, it helped my essay writing much more than school did
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>>342952197

Yeah, my 'works' may have been cringe as fuck looking back on it now, but at least it got me A's in my classes.
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>tfw I still have access to my old deviantart page that I abandoned years ago
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>>342952010
Some forums do tend to reset over time, but it's entirely up to the admin.
I used to be on a lot of forums in 2002 and they all pretty much reboot sometime around 2008, so all those posts dissapeared.
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>>342952010
Most forums I've been on went like this:

-5 years pass and hundreds of thousands of posts get made.
- All threads and posts made so far are "archived" and the forum is "reset" while keeping user power and post count.
- Another hundred thousand posts later, the "archive" is deleted and the previously "new forum" is archived instead


>1700 posts of cringe

If they didn't delete their archives I would've probably carpet bombed their servers.
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>Freshman year, get stuck in the new expensive dorms that were pretty much two beds in one room
>Get incredibly horny one Sunday morning, practically nobody on campus
>Make a sadpanda account using my personal email with my name in it thinking I could delete it later, not that it's impossible
>Years later realize my mistake, change the email and put in a random password
>This month it finally dawned on me that I keep getting emails from Twitch on my primary/personal email account because I have an account with it there
>Unsubscribe, check to see what it the username is
>It's the same one I used for Sadpanda
>You can't delete your Twitch account
>They keep track of every username you use
For an 18 year-old I did some really dumb shit back then. But then again, I did fall for the "lolicons are only into 2D" excuse.
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>>342952523
>>342952543
do you know if gaiaonline resets
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>>342952463
boring, don't bother finishing it
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>>342952601
I also want fireden to die to hide some shit, but I know that will only happen if someone makes terroristic threat on /a/, /cm/, /ic/, /sci/, /tg/, /v/, /vg/, or /y/ and actually goes through with it.
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>>342949276
>This world is inhabited by a race of muh honourable swordsmen who all have Japanese names

sides are already gone
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>>342952463
I agree with the other guy, this story is complete ass
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>got banned on GameFAQs for "troll account" during the time Bub and Bob were killing it in that one poll despite not trolling, just cheering on Bub and Bob
>before ban, account had existed for many years
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>>342952831
>>342952925
fuck off
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>>342949276

it's not even that bad 2bh, i mean for an anime
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Maybe I should have visited daily just to pretend I'm important with a big karma number
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>>342952463
>tl note: kisikie means plan
every time
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>>342952463
>This one clan meeting/social event at the clan castle, were all messing around
>for some autistic reason, pretended I was crippled and used a cane
>joked that I was House, just yknow with out the medical doctorate, and Cay was the actual doctor side of me
>god help me, the autism was strong
>Anyway, can't even remember how the fuck we started talking about canes and shit and wheelchairs
>Lionsfan makes some joke about...shit I can't remember man, like canes...or wheelchairs
>pretend to get MEGAOFFENDED
>(even though I joked about it all the time....even though I wasn't crippled)
>End up making a big to-do of it, Lionsfan ends up getting stripped of officer position
>He is extremely sorry, he didn't mean to offend his "bro"
>god I hate myself when I look back
>I end up getting promoted to his officer spot
>"No, this won't do, my autism must go deeper"
>Help Cay get her officer spot, end up flirting with the female officer she had planned on replacing
>End up like making this also big scene with the officer, making it sound like constant sexual harassment, sending screenshots to the leaders every time she would send something naughty
>hue
>She eventually gets stripped of title, Cay replaces her
>"No, our combined shit posting potential could go so much deeper"
>Decided it was time to "end the FUN"
>start spreading malcontent during each event, scaring off new people with Cay's and my autism
>Different sects in FUN begin to arise, shitposters and hardlining family types
>Shitposters eventually call for the current leader to step down because "wasn't leading the clan in the right direction, not enough new members."
>after months of shitposting, he eventually does.
>BUT WHO SHALL LEAD US NOW
>BUT OF COURSE, STRAWHEAVY SHALL LEAD US
>I assume command of FUN.
>First rule of Straw's law (yeah I called it that)
>Change name to COC
>Community of Champions
>hue, it sounds like cock
>hue
>I hate myself man
CONTINUED
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>>342946417
>there is another bengali on /v/
H-hi
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>>342953117
Nobody cares about your fucking stupid story, holy shit. Fuck off.
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>Last visit: September 10, 2001
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>>342953015

Boy, I remember those people. How I somehow got respect for no reason other than I lurked in a few threads.
>>
>found scraps of paper with ideas for games I made
>most of the games are rip offs of games that already exist except with me and my friends as the main characters
>one of them had some kid I disliked as the villain
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>>342948961
Ponyshit would have fucking killed eurobeat for me if it wasn't for ID
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>>342952463
>>342953117
>So, now the community of COC is fractured, the old clan leader is around, with some moderate support
>How shall I destroy this community once and for all?
>Ah yes, the honeypot, Cay shall work well here.
>Cay agrees to like...seduce the old clan leader
>For pussy is mightier than the sword
>Internet flirting, nothing better
>in turn, ends up making it seem like a major sexual harassment thing again, even though I had pulled that stunt earlier
>It was like the major nail in the coffin, after much hubbub on the forums and Cay complaining, the community fractures
>Lo, look what I have wrought, the fruits of my labors
>and internet community of originally family friends had fractured due to my autism, now probably never talking to one another in real life
>A large clan of about 200 people destroyed
>Great job Straw, you sure were an edgelord as a child
>stop playing runescape a few weeks later, haven't talked to Cay in ever
>I wonder if she was even a chick
>the end

>>342952831
>>342952925
Finished it anyway, hue.

>>342952925
Thanks for defending me senpai, my edgyness has diminished since then, or so I like to tell myself.
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>>342950013
I fucking feel you anon
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>>342953208
I do what I want.
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>>342953485
why'd you post your handle
it's legit too
your epicmafia profile is so lame dude
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>Wrote comments hating Carol Pete back on the GameSpot comments and forums
>Now I see the forum has become a SJW hugbox and the comments section has had a really shitty redesign

>Used to use the ign's vestibule before coming to 4chan
>It used to be about fun and dumbshit
>It is now just serious business, repeating the Karld meme even worse than/v/ does for loss, getting butthurt over Christians but defend Hindus, Jews, and Muslims, and basically every loser from 2000-2008 are now being circle-jerked as oldfags

How did forums become so shit /v/?
>>
>>342937617
>used to actively use a brony forum in 2011
>did the cringyest shit of all time
>actually took people's suicide threats seriously
>cyberstalked one of the most popular users on the forum
>kept a text file of the penis lengths of 30 different users
>get banned in 2012 for posting porn
>tfw the forum stops showing up in google searches of my username
I regret everything
>>
>>342953883
>checking epicmafia
woooow, taking me back a few years, I haven't played that in years. I forgot my password to that account too, bruh now I wanna go back and play.
>>
>joined July 2000
>last post 2008 arguing about GTA4

Shit I'm getting old
>>
Damn I wish I could remember what my user name was I want to walk down memory lane
>>
>>342938353
with cobbles and chimneys and speaking in rhymes
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>>342946196
>he didn't browse /b/ when he was 16
>>
> tfw your 10 year old gamerhandle just links to you bitching about WC3 mods with shitty coding.

Good times.
>>
>>342954154
You don't need to remember your username, just the forum/site and the email you were using at the time.
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>>342954114
It was shit
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>>342954415
Came here when I was 15, if I started with /b/ the novelty would've worn off after a week and I wouldn't still be here 7 years later.
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>>342954154
Found myself I was such a little bitch
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>>342947513
>can't even get past the torture sequence
>didn't use the ketchup
I hate neo millenials.
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>tfw your old social community account is still up
>tfw you started up some real shit when you were younger during that site
>tfw you distinctly remembering arguing with a girl that women cannot get off with their nipples when you were very in the dark about sex
should I post my account
>>
>>342955220
Do it for free
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>>342949276
This could work you know. It would all depend on the presentation though
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>Went on GameFAQs way later than you guys did, back during Smash 4 prerelease
>Loads of shitposting and bad puns but occasional sperging out over leaks and shit (one of which was posted on Twitter solely to laugh at me)
>Did loads of shit on the board's wiki
>Whiteknighted a girl who was obviously fishing for pity points
>Put my birthday on the site so if I ever do anything else people could easily track it back there
>Undertale jokes
>Don't even care about Smash anymore because final roster sucks
Not ENTIRELY ashamed of my time on GameFAQs, some shitposts I can still laugh about , but damn it, I wish I could just delete those RAGE posts.
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>mfw going back and reading the Newgrounds reviews I made from 2007 to 2010

At least my original Youtube account got banned in 2008 for copyright infringement, since that was in the middle of the golden age of YTPs
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>remember how occasionally posting on a site for a couple years when I was around 12
>look up my account
>it has ~7000 posts

How can there be so many? I honestly don't remember doing any of that an expected something like 500
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>>342955610
don't judge me too hard
http://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=187791
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>>342946019
>use a reasonably small collection of images for posting with
>search archive by image name, which will be unique to my saved version of each image
>find most of my posts
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>tfw you made a cringy sonic sprite comic when you were a kid
>it's still up with your name attached because you forgot the password and lost access to the email address
>>
Who
>starting username with Shadow
here?

ShadowSlayer reporting in.
>>
>>342945971
>have so many posts on a SAMP server forum that still exists that it would take literally dozens of hours to delete them one by one
>deleting account would just leave the posts there with my name still attached
thankfully they deleted the religion & politics section so I don't actually have to kill myself just yet
>>
>>342938462
>Be edgy 13 year old atheist
>Spend hours a day going on the religious section calling Christians idiots
>Ultra fedora-tier posts

Fuck, man.
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>tfw remembering that you vehemently hated gays when you were 13
>nowadays you fap to traps like its nothing
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>>342956627
>mfw I once used shadow_shadow_69 as a username
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> tfw shitposting on usenet since 1989
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>>342943296
:x was my go-to emoticon when I was 12-13
>>
>>342956880
I remember when I thought chicks with dicks were weird.

Now I masturbate to futa almost exclusively and ERP as one often.

Life is funny isn't it
>>
>>342957020
>Nintendo turned 100 that year
>>
>check old posts
>find your edgy phase

I'm not the only one right?
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>>342957020
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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>>342937617
>Finding posts you made only 3 years ago at 19
It never stops.
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>>342956880
It's just part of growing up.
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>>342956880
>used to fap to traps exclusively
>one day wake up and cant get into it anymore
>switch to thick secretarys
that was a weird time
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>>342957020
This man probably hasn't had a reason to smile in the past 10 years
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>>342945720
>Tfw shut down friends interest in MLP immediately before he allowed the cancer to spread

We warned you dog, what made you lose your self-awareness at the time? Friends wouldn't let friends jump off bridges and they certainly won't let them fall into a fandom about a girl's children show about ponies and become people like Barneyfag.
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>>342956880
>tfw used to watch beastiality and hentai when I first discovered porn at like age 11
>didn't even get off to it, just watched it out of curiosity
>now despise furfags and weaboos
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>>342948762
>start planning a story when I was 14 because bored as fuck
>get really involved with the characters, refining, planning, plot ideas
>spawn multiple side-stories that are connected to it
>basically live in the "world" whenever I'm bored
>still continuously adding to it
>I'm 21
>don't want to stop

It makes me feel autistic that I can recall the characters/details so clearly even though they only exist in my head.
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>>342958047
post it
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>>342945180

>Had an account for 9 years now
>All my favourite videos are gone now
>The earliest video is from 2009 or so.

Videos being taken down are the worst, I nearly lost the first Gaichimuchi I ever saw because of it.
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>>342957525
Online forums have always talked about the same shit and made the same complaints since 1980, the only thing that changes is the subject. It's kinda depressing.
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>>342958047
Write it out, make it a thing. As long as you like it there's no time wasted.

If you can draw, even better.
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>>342958047
Then write down those ideas and turn it into something. Take a creative writing class at your local community college if you have to.
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>still using that embarrasing as fuck nickname because you don't want to create a new PSN account
I've accepted the fact that everyone thinks I'm twelve even though I'm 23.
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>>342958352
Isn't it like $10 to change the name?
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>all those posts I made on my go to RuneScape fan forum

Jesus lads I was a fucking faggot
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>>342948762
>tfw finding the fanfiction you wrote when you were 16

I had over a hundred pages written of this.

both sides
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>tfw you were that kid who used his mommy's credit card to buy all kinds of tf2 hats when they were new

ad now the hats have ruined the game. i'm sorry meemaw
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>>342958445
you cant change psn name
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>back then when I was underage and still liked anime
>wanted to get into a fansub group
>found one that had no standards
>translated one 50 minute episode and was tired as fuck because it's shitty and repetetive work you do for free
>left the group
>made a website for scanlations
>did three chapters of some manga
>posted my site on the forum of the old fansub group I left
>was all smug and said how superior my group is
>too much work
>shut everything down
At least this teached me to never work for free in my life.
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>>342958690
My bad, I was thinking of Xbox
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>>342957525
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>>342937617
does it go back to 1997?
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>>342948959
Man i miss those times
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Damn....
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>tfw you were naive as fuck as a kid and always used your real first name, last name and adress when registering to a forum.

Now I always fear that I will be easily trackable if I ever get famous.
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>>342958540
oh good lord
>reading old journal entries on this page
also, I have 11,000 pageviews on this page.
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>tfw you used to care about mmos
>I find my old gw2 vs sw:tor heated discussion posts
Good thing i was never into forums before so this is recent shit and isnt so cringey, just pathetic

>tfw you cant remember the name of the naruto rp threads I used to go when i was around 13

Thank god
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>>342958047
Oh fuck, I did/doing the same. Started planning a story and game mechanics for a game when I was in 8th grade and I still have all that in txt format and I continue to refine it and plan it.
Too bad the game will never come to exist.
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>>342949438
Before people said "go back 2 reddit", it was "go back 2 gaia".
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>tfw used to blog a lot on GameTrailers
>got sorta well known even on the forums
>even chatted with Monty Oum once
>all my blogs are gone now, no way to find em

And that's when I learned the only constant in life is death
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>make thread
>get home
>almost 300 replies
>>342953195
Neat to also see another Bengali.
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>>342951980
and you ignoring it :^)
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>>342949565
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>>342957642
>finding posts you made in 1992 when you were 7
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>>342937617
>Find old RateMyServer.net account back when I played RO
>Hopeful, big retarded dreams like making a server for gravity
>Retarded childish cringe shit but mostly comes off as obviously underage rather than a retard
>Coding for fun and making friends
>Long ass constructive posts alongside with silly forum games and whatnot

Can I kill myself and let my past self take over?
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>>342949276

Literally sounds like an existing anime/light novel
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>>342948186
>gaia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey89bBIgi3w
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I fucking miss the simpler times, /v/.
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>>342949253
>non native english speaker
>find my old Newgrounds comments from when I was thirteen years old
>They're actually pretty well constructed and more readable than most other comments on Newgrounds
>every single one ends with "sorry for my bad english"
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>>342949276
by going isekai route the history is already expected to be shitty, so unless you try your hardest to make it shitty it will remain on the average level of isekai novels.

i'd read as long as totally-not-Saber wasn't a tsundere love interest while the possessed demon girl wasn't a cutesy 'awawa' shy girl who has a crush on main character.
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>>342959546
You can definitely do one of those things.
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>>342958047
>>342959191
I do this too, except I create AU versions of male anime MC's, and cross them over in places where I want to see them live and interact. I go the whole route too; I try to make sure their character traits and flaws are consistent with those laid out in the series where they came from, and shit like that. It's unironically fun to do
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How did you lose your innocence, /v/?
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You faggots seems to have had a very happy childhood
What went wrong?
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>>342960117
I was in a demotivational posters group on facebook when I was 17(in 2007)
people started posting 4chan threads, and I eventually investigated myself.

been here ever since.
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>>342957020
Didn't Romans used to shitpost by writing on walls?
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>>342960117
2 guys 1 hammer
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I used to watch gameplay commentaries of Machinima players. It was always just about them ranting about their lives and what not, especially this fat fuck called Onlyusemeknife.
Ever since I've grown out of it, I hardly watch them the only exception being Critikal.
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>>342960117
Dude sucked my dick when I was 5 and told me he'd kill me if I told anyone.

I still told on him and got him arrested.
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>>342960193
I didn't realize I was happy.
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>>342937617
>2001
>getting mad that people insult Eminem, who of course is the greatest musician to live with his witty and intelligent rhymes
>on a video game forum

My first 20ish posts on that forum were all about music. I don't remember, but it might be possible I made an account specifically to tell one guy that he is wrong for disliking Enimem.
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>>342960338
how good was he
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>>342960117
Slept with my qt 3rd degree cousin when we were kids.
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>>342956880
You became a gay yourself.
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>>342960117
Probably around the time I had to start worrying about university

Then everything became more complex and the reality that im nothing special knocked on the door
Then I went in and out of depression cycles, met a chubby girl whom I dated for a year, lost my virginity but then I started getting paranoid about getting her pregnant
She dumped me, I quit uni for about 2 months, got in another one, and got in and out of depression again
Now I am working a white collar job but I realize that I dont want to sit in an office typing on excel all day long for the rest of my life
Once I graduate im gonna travel and fullfill some dreams, think about the next step, I domt want to live a boring "get a job, a family and kids then wait till you die" kind of life

Im not going to get rich but atleast I wont have regrets
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>>342960514
Must not have been very good since I told on him.

My aunt also took me into the shower with her a lot.

But I think the first time I really saw sex stuff was when I was even younger than that and my grandpa had a porno on and I watched it, not knowing what was going on. I think I had a dream where I sat on a throne of ice cream while getting my peepee licked by some hot babes.

I could really go for some ice cream right now.
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>find posts I made on a forum between 1999-2003 back when I was an edgy teen
>they're all 1n |3e7 5p3@k
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>>342956880
>Tfw bashed gays all the time

>I just realized I'm bisexual and love cock on occasions
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>>342950461

I-i didn't want you to know I was actually a boy.
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I unironically liked Ctrl+Alt+Del in the yearly '00s.
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>>342960117
I was interested in fanfiction at the end of a pokemon series. That spiralled into me going deeper and deeper into the rabbit-hole of "lemons".
My sexual deviancy has only gotten worse since I ended up here, as I started off with some pretty high level stuff to begin with.
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Try this /v/
>Open steam activity page
>Comment History on right
>go to last page
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>>342937617
>finding amateur reviews you wrote for a site called Christ Centered Gaming when you were 12
>Get on Metacritic and Gamerankings when you were 12
>could have been worse
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>>342960117
i humiliated someone very publicly in vanilla WoW and acquired permanent guilt. i had no reason to do it and I still regret it a decade later
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>>342960338
Snitches get stitches, kiddo.
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>discover 4chan at 13yo
>i'm 19 now and still here
I wasted all my teenage years
>>
How do you see old posts? My gamefaqs account says I have 2000 posts, but I can't see any posts I made except the most recent ones. There's no link to the archive?
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>>342961405
It could be worse.
I found 4chan when I was 14 I'm 26 now.
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>>342943489
I agree. I would like to know too.
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>>342938084
Oh I found that a couple days ago. There should be a way to remove it all. At least it doesn't go earlier, I'd hate to see what I posted like at 13.
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>>342961405
>wasted
>>
The people here are lying. I actually talk to one of the site admins and he told me there is no way to view archived posts that aren't within the past several months.

He said the only thing you can really do is a google search of "site:gamefaqs.com/boards" followed by your username and any other search terms to narrow the search
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>>342961164
Holy shit, are you me? Fanfiction was how I created my sexuality; I was asexual for many years beforehand. Started with Pokemon, though I at least turned out straight because all I read were harem fics.
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>>342961257
wew
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>>342938462
Yahoo Answers is only a few years old though you newfags
but Yahoo Games is gone. All those games chatrooms, getting a private game with a girl to cyber with
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>long on to old account from old website
>unread pm's
>"Happy Birthdays!" from people dedpite you never logging on
>less and less every year
>still one for this year
>messages that talk as if you had never left
>messages asking where you are
>and you just left them
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>>342960117
I think it was when I first saw cp on /b/.

Shit just disturbed the fuck out of me, even though I was underage at the time.
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>>342960117
>used to beat up one kid in school, year 7
>one day after we had a fight he didn't show up to school
>turns out he tried to an hero
>he lived and moved schools
>realise it was probably due to me
Whoops.
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>>342961257
>10 years on steam
>only one comment
>complaining about payday 2 microtransactions
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>>342953548
>>342950013
I can recall being a brony in middle school and coming really close to being public about it multiple times and I thank god every day that I didn't.
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>>342948536
I think It has less to do with the show and more to do with the "fandom" aspect and being part of a group. Why do you think all bronies are lonely autists? Show gave them something to sperg out over together, calling themself a brony made them feel like they were finally part of something
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>>342962052
I hope you know that you should die alone and unloved.
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>>342946625
>www.news.com.au

Looks legit.
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>>342962157
I am.
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>>342948536
The humanized porn is good.
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>>342961405
Are you me?
My mom was transferred to Japan and I went along with her. I wasted those years I was there in my room browsing 4chan instead of exploring the city.
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>>342962279
Meanwhile that kid you bullied is probably a normie rising in the ranks of a big corporation and with a sexy young lady whom he fingers every night
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>>342948959
Giant afro with bangs? Wut? I have never heard of such a thing
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>>342960117
I was always the quiet guy people picked on at school.
Only one girl was being nice to me, coming to talk and giggling at my awkward jokes.
That same girl was getting harassed by the dedicated class bully.
I tried to get him to fuck off, he pushed me away and laughed.
I jumped him and savagely mauled him, causing actual heavy damage and blood and flesh under my nails and shit.
Girl told me I am a freak, cried, how could I, she thought I was nice.
Later she and the bully were a couple, inappropriately touching in public and so on.
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>>342962246
It is.
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>>342961690
Where is it? Please...
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>>342946196
Started posting when I was 14.

I've been here for almost a decade, please help.
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>>342946196
You really think everyone here waited till they were 18 to post?
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>>342962443
Nah he was an ugly autistic. He was the type of kid that always talked shit to everyone.
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>>342962434
You could have lived in an slice of life anime anon
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>>342949558
Haha nigga youse a bitch! Im white, i call everyone a bitch. Think of it as a term of endearment
>>
Haha. I got all of you beat.

But I won't dare post even a snippit of what my child self wrote on the internet, because it can still be found.
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>>342962561
Go to a board
click on your username that drops down the menu
click on "my posts"
at the bottom click "archived messages"
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>>342962458
Goddammit.
Well at least you did what everyone wanted to.
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>>342962458
Sorry anon.
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>>342949857
I use emoticons because people always ask me if im jokin, being serious, sarcastic or think think i might be being rude. Emoticons help stabilize the mood. Get over yourselves
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>>342962458
>falling for the old "girl you like realizes bully is actually not so bad because the person that had enough of his shit (you) acted way worse" trick

Seems that nice guys really do finish last.
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>>342962786
Thanks friend.
>>
>Went back and checked conversations I had with an old friend on there
>he was a furry and I didn't realize at the time
>pic was cropped cub porn
>looking back some of the things he said were obviously creepy and grooming
>I sent a picture of myself to him and he asked for a shirtless one before I stopped talking to him
What the fuck
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>>342962689
I know man, I regret it to this day
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>>342961257
Holy shit.
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>>342962246
We also have a website unironically called www.baka.com.au
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>>342937617
Shit I got two high topics one on the wiiu and one on the ps4 that has em both pissed.
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>>342962458
>getting cucked by chad alpha
>>
The only stuff I ever did online was 06-07 hongfire posts where I pester people with my growing perversions. Someone eventually pointed me in the direction of /d/.
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>>342953485
similiar story.

I played a relatively small FPS named Tremulous. I started playing on a server and quickly became involved in that server's community, and managed to become a high ranking admin after a month. I then purged the server, wiped the ban list, banned all of the regulars, banned all of the other admins, changed the RCON password, and changed the MOTD and server name to "Cocks". 14 year old me had a grand time.
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>used to always "troll" around being a metal elitist because I thought I was cool for that when I was younger
>Always gave this one guy on /myspaceFacebook a hard time because he acted like he knew his shit when he didn't
>Fast forward a few years and now I'm still very into it but I have a wide breadth of experience and actually do know my shit unlike when I was younger
>Meanwhile the other guy still acts like he knows shit when he doesn't and likes the same bad shit he liked when he was like 16
>He does the same thing about anime
>He's also an autistic gay sjw that spouts tumblr stuff all day

Sucks because he was actually a nice dude when I met him a few times in person
>>
>Had an account on shinobilegends back when I was younger.
>Remember the place at 24.
>See if it still exists
>It does
In the words of my teenage self. "O.o"
Thankfully, all the posts I've made on gamefaqs have all been purged over time.
>>
>This game is not cheap, this game is not hard, this game is not trial and error... this game is a platformer. It's as simple as that. If you think it's cheap, then why don't you stop playing because apparently you aren't good at platformers.

I'm at the 4th world now and there is not a single level that has come close to frustrating me. However after saying that, it's obviously one of the harder platformers out now. This generation of gamers is nursed to the extent that they need to complain about a platformer being hard. Even a website complains the bosses don't have checkpoints....good I wouldn't want it any other way It's about time someone isn't complacent.

What game is this for? It's not too old.
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>>342959905
>sorry for my bad english
You people piss me off. We all have bad grammar on the internet, no one give a shit that you are awear of your own misfortune. If youre so sorry as you claim to be, than dont post.
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>>342962458
Maybe she thought you weren't a total loss until your autism hit its peak and you went full retard, flipped out, and scared everybody into thinking you're an unstable retard that will go off at any second. Good job thinking you were a cool guy only to learn that you truly lack the social queues that normal people have and will never find anyone that actually like you
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>>342963731
Yes, actually.
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>>342962157
Ha! Someones a little hurt :'( boohoo boo hoo hoo>>342962246
>>
>dark reaper 7000
oh god
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>>342962458
She was completely right to move away from you.
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>>342947321
Make me a sandwich?
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>>342962565
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>>342945603
Drugs you silly duck
>>
>implying any of this shit existed when i was 11
I guess I was lucky.
My angsty depressed teenage years are still out there, though.
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>>342946859
no
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>>342961257
>0 items found
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>>342946019

>2011
>Friend I know sent me a video of a kid from our school going on a crazy rant about computer lessons in our school
>Basically SammyClassicSonicFan tier
>We think it's hilarious
>I post it on /v/
>People ask me where the fuck I found this, and laughing at the video
>It gets around 1000 views in two hours or so
>The kid takes it down
>My friend reuploads it, and posts on the same thread with a name that has his email linked to his facebook account
>Next post after that was just anon's saying "You know you're not supposed to come here "friend name". This is for 18+ only"
>After that they started to post pictures from his facebook

And that was the day I discovered how to delete threads. 2012 was as far as the old archive would go, so it's forever gone. As far as I know.
>>
>dutch facebook wannabe gets taken down
>all the stupid shit I did is gone forever

I should have never tried to mingle with normies.
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>>342961257
in 10 years on steam, I've never commented on anything. I don't even know how or want to know.
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>>342964306
It's been literally 12 years for me. Fuck my everything
>>
>Used to post on a now defunct anime site
>Most users going sperg once in a while
>People set up an MSN group after a while, because the forum had hickups
>Activity on the forum slows downas there's barely new members popping in
>The MSN group gets smaller over the years
>MSN is kill and everyone moves to Skype
>Still talk to some of the people from that place

The place actually spawned that anti-feminist Jim
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>>342956627
I may have you beat anon.

My email and chatroom handle were Bloodyedge14 some years ago.
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>>342961141

I actually read the whole thing. Someone on /v/ posted this comic and I found it quite funny, so I read the whole thing.

I don't even remember what I thought of Loss, but I do remember wondering where their child was. I probably didn't know what a miscarriage was.
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>>342963651
I know, it pisses me off too. This was over ten years ago man and I was just a retarded kid.
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>>342964553
>mfw hyves is dead
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>tfw your old MMO clan/guilde forums is still up
>tfw the last activity or post was from over 10+ years ago
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>>342961257
DELET THIS
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>>342960117
When I discoved 4chan through the nsfw section of a forum back in 2005
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>only forum I ever frequented was 4chan
>but I can still see every youtube comment I've ever made
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>>342965736
Let's hope it stay's that way, don't want people I played ogame with to find me.
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>>342937617
>tfw my old YouTube videos from when I was 12 were achieved and can still be found easily
>tfw I had to call and beg YouTube to remove them
>tfw they told me to just report them, and nothing happens
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>>342945180
>first video i ever saw on yt was a tale of two turds
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>>342937617
>tfw I used to have a TVTropes account
I actually don't remember it being that bad but that was before I discovered it's userbase was a swirling vortex of pure concentrated autism.
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>>342958047
what are you me?
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>>342956627
Shadow fucking Ninja.

Jesus christ someone kill me.
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Logged into runescape for the first time in 9 years. Lvl 20 geeks think I'm some God because I have a Santa hat.
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since we're all confessing here
I pretended to be a furry to join an MMO clan
I was the group "scaly" because I wore the lizard armor instead of the regulation wolf pelt
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>>342967272
I had to make one just to use the fucking 'night vision setting'
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>>342967754
That's dumb as fuck.
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>>342937617
>tfw I find my first youtube account with a bunch of me playing maplestory doing absolutely nothing but jumping around to tetris techno music
There were no point to them. Back then just having a video on youtube was the tightest shit to me.
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>tfw Nostalgia Critic's forum still exists despite being almost dead
>I'ts just the same couple of autists circle-jerking everything
>stupid tumblrina as a mod

Holy shit put it out of it's misery.
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>>342948158
It's easy, zero commitment, no gay-ass karma to be gained or lost, NO FUCKING UNIQUE USERNAMES. You could literally shitpost and derail threads all by yourself if you feel like it. You don't have to worry about opinions being linked to you, every post of yours will be treated as the opinion of another individual.

Every thread is a fleeting paradise of anonimously exchanging pieces of yourself with others (or being a prick for fun and profit).
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>tfw demonic_king
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>>342962458
Fucking cuck.
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>>342959301

Are either of you named Guran or work for a guy called Kit Walker?
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>>342967754
>>342968156
I read TV Tropes occasionally a while back, but never created an account. What's so bad about the community?
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>>342946196
19 now. Been on 4chan since I was 13, but lurked for a year before I ever posted.
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>old forum account
>400 posts
>last one in october of 2004

why did you have to remind me fuck
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>>342968754
It was mostly the Troper Tales, but they got rid of those a few years ago. There's also been some weird changes to certain pages and stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL65885E08173B69BB
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>>342962089
>middle school
>brony

You are making me feel really old right now Anon.
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>>342968374
OP here, name's Nasir. No, not named after the rapper.
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>tfw all of the outstandingly naive and embarrasing posts you made on Usenet as a teenager under your highly distinctive real name are all archived until the end of time
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>>342946196
>back in 2009 when I started lurking
>newfags had respect and stfu when told to fuck off and lurk moar
>make my first post after 3 months of lurking


fast forward
>nothing is sacred anymore
>underaged shits post their facebook tier posts from day one
>can't even tell they're wrong because I'm the minority

I don't post that often anymore
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>>342969452
>Nasir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbvMswY5Cys
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>>342969335
>first video's comments claim 4chan is worse multiple times
Wow, the shitflinging between sites never ends.
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>>342969715
Not even gonna watch it.
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>>342938434
You're just a shitposter
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>>342969438
i'm only 18, don't feel too bad.
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>>342937617
>look at skype logs from 8th/9th grade
Thank goodness I lurked here while underage
It straightened me out and made me stop meme'ing in fucking real life.
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>>342970080
Do Skype logs even go that far?
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>>342945636
>comedic genius
How did you believe this? The guy is so unfunny that it's almost a work of art.
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>>342970142
You can go back as far as skype has been installed on a given computer.
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>>342970080
This, I really do thank you elitist faggots for keeping me right on the cusp of self awareness at a young age.
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>>342963731
>social queues
hehehehe
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>>342937617
So you found your posts from 2015?
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>>342970269
I preinstall my Windows every couple of years. Oh well.
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>>342948762
say no more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMXNuaDZ068&app=desktop>>342949276
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>Combing through any old YT posts with *action*
>nuking or changing accounts names which shared a old Username I used during a spree of 4 years
>old pictures I had on Internet is destroyed, but friend found one I missed
>cringe tier

End it all. I still regret things I said last year.
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>>342969892
That Nassir will always be a Better Nasir than you could even dream of being.
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>sites which don't allow name change or deletion
Fuck. Still waiting for a Wikia and TVTropes account to die.
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>>342946196
>you didn't post on 4chan while underage
faggot get out
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>>342970734
Why you gotta throw shade, bruh? ;_;7
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>>342945615
AAHHAHAHA PIECE OF FURFAG SHIT
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>>342967272
Never went if forums, only edited pages on shows.
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>>342945615
>>342945947
Couldn't people just color white over those spots and reverse image search it?
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>>342960297
Yes
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
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Billy Jean is not my lover
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>>342937617
i was some sort of retarded nostradamus

either that or kojim read my posts and tailor made the phantom pain for me
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>>342938289
Thank fuck
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>tfw I wasn't even close to be as cringe worthy as most of the faggots here
>tfw my most visited forums were literature and FF portal
>worst thing was roleplay book in original setting and not even fandom shit
>tfw different nickanmes on almost each of them
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>>342960117
At 12.

>grow up poor
>never really realize it
>dad was never around but used to call to talk to me a few times a week send me money for vidya and comics because I loved heroes and wanted to be one
>over the next year he stops calling and sending me shit
>think it's no big deal he'll come see me at some point
>mom always working
>her "working" is her spending nights out with friends getting drunk and shit
>stuck with grandma for most of the time
>it's cool she's like a second cooler mom
>grandma gets cancer
>watch her die slowly over the next few years because nobody in my family has enough sense to remove me from the situation because they're all fuck ups
>still young and stuck in fantasy worlds think I can save everyone
>grandma dies
>have a mental breakdown because I couldn't do anything
>have to work my way out of it alone because adults around me say "fuck getting a therapist"
>depression sets in at 13
>start doing odd jobs at 14 to help pay rent
>constant fights at school
>seen as "dangerous guy"
>so I can never really form any kind of romantic connection outside of one night stands
>literally all my friends end up as addicts, dead, in jail, or on their way to one
>have to cut ties with them while still in the same neighborhood
>I'm the only one who grew up somewhat functional
>dad sends me a letter at 18
>Oh boy...the one decent connection I could have that isn't completely fucked!
>letter basically says:"Is your mom still hot?" no questions about me, dude couldn't even write me a single paragraph
>no phone number, just a po box address
>to this day I'm still optimistic about life
I still have you, /v/. That's all I'll ever need.
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>>342955874
What was your username bro? I was so big on Newgrounds back in the day
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>>342969438
>middle school
Get out, unde-
>MLP: FiM was 6 years ago
What the fuck
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>>342945720
Yeah right, once a brony always a brony.
I bet deep down you still love your waifu Twinkle Muffin.
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>>342972231
MlP as a franchise has existed for decades. Though I'm not sure how long the concept of a "brony" has existed.
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>>342970695
My old Youtube name was pure cringe. It was EvokedDarkness.
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>>342972441
I'm aware. But I'm quite sure the whole fad among manchildren started with the FiM one and even if it didn't, it surely made it "mainstream."
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>tfw when finding 4chan posts from 2015

thankfully i have grown up since..
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>>342972441
About 6 years. Brony as a term came fairly early in the new seasons inception when people were making impact font pictures.
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>was 10
>used to play Ragnarok Online and Deus Ex's multiplayer
>everyone I used to play with was 16+
>used to find photos of older people and pretend that I was them
>never got caught
>even got some nudes

I was hardened by AOL late@night chats and developed a criminal mind when I was a kid.
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>>342961904
>few years old
>it's a decade old

Dumb 30 year old faggot.
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>>342972061
That was amusing to read. Glad you seem to be doing well despite all that shit.
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>>342972061
Shit experiences that should never be needed, good if you can enjoy the little things in life, anon.
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>>342961257
Time to start deleting five years worth of comments.
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>>342960117
At 12 when my brother died of a heart attack in front of us.
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>>342972892
FOX
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>>342960117
e-hentai.org and dragonmoon x
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>>342960897
Holy shit, my aunt used to take me into the shower too. Pretty sure my life's PTSD had blocked anything that I didn't want to remember, but I do know that she was a fat alcoholic dyke who cut ties with the family after I spent a summer with her.
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>>342972994
what about him
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>>342960897
>had a friend at like 8 years old
>went over to his house
>he showed me some porn dvd cover and it had some guy with a bbc on it
>i was utterly confused and didn't know what it was

that's all i remember from it.
>>
>mfw I just remembered I used to do wrestling roleplaying online
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>>342945180
>first set of liked videos on Youtube are old Brawl machinimas from 2008-2009

To this day, I still wonder what happened to the Shippiddges and the RaustBDs of old.
>>
>tfw first h-games were incredibly shitty images found online put together in some stupid "quizzes" on funny-games.biz/adult

And now I'm watching HD 3D porn with Vive. Life is funny sometimes.
>>
>somewhere in my parents' house, there's a drawing I made of Dexter turning into a Rahkshi from Bionicle and destroying Dee-Dee
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>>342973462
That's not that bad. I used to IRC with autists when I was 11 and pretend I was a barkeep in some Tolkein world.
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>>342960117
When I found out about porn and corrupted everyone with it in middle school. Everyone was so innocent until I transferred in and everything turned to shit like people looking at porn in the school courtyard. I also invited schoolmates to play violent vidya and look at my cool sex mod in GTA:SA.

Good times.
>>
>You will never meet new people and become friends with other players in Maplestory
>You will never legitimately marry another person in an MMO without suspecting they're G.I.R.L.s
>You will never again have that sense of wonderment WoW/Maplestory had when starting up.
>>
>>342973234
My aunt was pretty cool. We would watch South Park together all the time and she bought my first Gameboy Color.

I remember liking reenact that one scene from the Michael Jackson episode where Cartman and Mr Jefferson are in the bed with my aunt. I mean It never actually led to anything but our faces always got really close and then we'd laugh.

I remember my mom telling me that my aunt cucked her out of her first husband.

>>342973430
Reminds me of when I hung out with this kid in my old neighborhood and we'd go exploring around the abandoned house on the street. There was an empty porn dvd case in the back and we each dared the other to go and look at it.
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>>342946196
I started posting when i was 13.
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>you will never be a kid again
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>>342973462
>>342973624
>used to do Battle Network netbattle roleplay with OC navis

Not the worst thing ever, I suppose, even with the shitty MS Paint drawings of what they were supposed to look like
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>>342961257
why did you make me do this
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>used to watch those spongebob and koth edit videos
>the spongebob ones are just mindless cussing
>the koth edits are actually funny
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>>342960117
>11 years old
>school decides to let two ugly lesbians come in and give us a sex ed lesson
>they tell us about exactly what happens during puberty
>they put on some weird as fuck DVD with gross unattractive naked cartoon characters with visible genitals
>the class tard is having loud fits of laughter right next to me for the duration of the DVD
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>remembering when I was a kid and used to draw boobies on post-it notes at school during class and then just throw them away

Jeez, I hope my teachers never saw them...
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>>342972441
Brony fandom is a 4chan troll that was misconceived.
Around when the old show was rebirthed, people would post pony threads ironically on /b/ and have these silly pretend threads about which Pony they would fuck and which was the best, etc. Similar in fashion to fingerbox threads.
Except 4chan is filled with manchildren, so the threads went from ironic to literal Brony in a very short period of time.

I'm almost certain this is how it happened. One day the threads weren't there, the next day they were taking up 90% of /b/, at around the same level that boxxy was being spammed in her prime. It was very forced. And like most things that start on 4chan, it leaked everywhere else with even less chance of it being seen as a joke.

So yeah, we only have ourselves to blame.
>>
>>342946196
I was 20 when 4chan was created so it was impossible to post here while under-aged!
>>
>>342946196

23 now, been lurking since I was 13.
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>>342960117
>be 7-8
>1998, had a shitty Gateway/e-Machines machine with a pretty crazy dial-up connection
>older sister used to tutor rich twats that couldn't in2 math
>had this kid come up to me while I was watching some shockwave videos online download super Mario bros.
>8 year old me never had an NES but obviously played every Mario game after
>older kid starts giggling
>turns out to be a romhack of Mario with his dick out
>8 year old me turns off monitor
>older kid keeps cracking up and want to keep playing
>told him that if he keeps playing it that I'd tell on him to his mom
>my mom was a housekeeper (lol poor) and I'd come with my mom to sit around the houses she would clean (his was one of them), so I used to know who she was
>starts getting nervous and goes find that Britney spears oops I farted again or some joecartoon flash to cull my 8 year old confused mind

That kid later turned out to be cocksucker to lives with his mom.
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>have a myspace
>It's just me mostly telling my family i love them and posting stupid kid shit
Not that bad.
>>
>>342973523
>funny-games
>not newgrounds
>>
>>342945180
>go check mine
>remember that I made a new account 4 years ago because I wanted to tear ties with the past
>it's all a bunch of early dunkey, dota 2 and vindictus stuff
good to know I was based 4 years ago
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>>342974738
>newgrounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8
>>
>still have my IRC logs from all those years ago
>somewhere around 700,000 autistic posts I've made in there
>ERP shit with hundreds of furries
>every single thing I've said littered with XD :P :-)
There's a special kind of hell for people like me
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>had youtube for a long time
>have liked shane dawson videos
>>
>narutobase
>can't delete account or rename
>rename is some retarded shit like platinum accounts or contests
>left because it was a shitty site, just wanted late 2000 shit on the show
If I spam porn can I at least get banned?
>>
>>342974938
>10 years later, Sim-Man came back and updated simgirls
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>>342953485
Forget the shitposters, I like your story anon
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>>342974696
>look at my old myspace
>all those flashing gifs from the early 2000s
>thought I was a computer genius because I could change font size and color with the html editor
>>
>>342974212
>all of the good koth youtube poops are gone
>>
>>342958180
>Videos being taken down are the worst, I nearly lost the first Gaichimuchi I ever saw because of it.
>tfw lost a really fucking nice Gachimuchi video some time ago because it was taken down
It had a nice beat too
For some reason it said it was taken down for a hate crime or some shit
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>>342937617

>tfw I was all over Neoseeker in my early teens

What a simpler time, man. What a fucking simpler time.
>>
>>342974696
>not having your xanga link to your MySpace and your Myspace link to your livejournal
>not listening to Taking Back Sunday and posting pictures with your Blood Brothers shirt to impress all the scene chicks
>remembering the amount of poon I used to get back then
rawr xD
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>>342974212
MOAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJsy5jJ7Dp0
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>>342975519

Anything else you remember.

I spam these in G-Mod cinema's a lot, I might recognize it.
>>
>>342948536
autism was one hell of a drug.
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>tfw I just managed to log in on my old newgrounds account.
It's just 6-7 years old or so but there's an abstract mix of genuine autism and ironic memery in the content I uploaded.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/537027
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>>342946859
>picturing those kids seeing this video in 2016
>imagining the absolute cringe on their faces
These two have preserved the modern age in a digital time capsule
>>
>>342956627
ShadowSniper
>>
>>342960117
When I was about 11 years old. Kind of long story but I'll try to keep it short; my friend and I (we're both male) were watching something on TV and kissed each other as a joke. I hadn't really thought about girls much up to that that point, I think I may have started to like them but I don't really remember.

Anyhow, something sparked during that jokey kiss and we did it again later. It was still just "pretending" but another time we hung out I convinced him to do it again. We had started to learn about sex through our older brothers and I guess we were just kind of curious and wanted to experiment. I think I was a lot more enthusiastic than him but we did it a few times. It eventually got to the point where we would hide in my cupboard and kiss in the dark. It wasn't that I was attracted to my friend or boys, I just couldn't get enough of it and I guess he couldn't either. We talked about sex and tried to understand it and eventually our curiosity led to us rubbing our soft dicks together and kissing but we didn't get hard at this point. We did that a couple of times and then it just stopped, I think we started to realise we shouldn't be doing it. Eventually he started hanging out with girls (he was ridiculously handsome) and we drifted apart a bit. I started cross-dressing not long afterwards.
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>friend messages me on kikebook
>its some spergy paragraph filled with emoticons
>ask him what he's talking about
>"you should know, anon, you wrote it"
>links me a video
>suddenly remember all those cringy youtube comments I made
>>
>>342976291
Sorry, deleted a bit by mistake
>It wasn't that I was attracted to my friend or boys, I just couldn't get enough of it
I just couldn't get enough of the feeling of it, the sensory experience
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>>342976291
This sounds like a doujin I read, except they met later on and fucked. Not sure if jelly or not.
>>
>>342976352
jesus fuck your friend is satan
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