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Better than steam.
>>342934354
If it was better than Steam, why is it dead?
Checkmate
>>342934354
>limewire
Wow it's like I'm on 2004
>>342934612
as dead as ur sex-life m8 lmao
>>342934354
Oh man, I remember those times trying to download a new album and recieving beastiality porn.
>>342934354
Is this the designated nostalgia thread?
Rap.exe
Chop-suey.exe
>>342934684
Oh man, I remember those times trying to download beastiality porn and receiving a new album.No really, it was my source of brazillian anal horse porn for a time. It's also where I discovered some neat blackened death metal
>torrent tracker and client with no fucking comments or quality control
Never again, good riddance.
the good old days of wrongly titled songs in 64kpbs.
>>342935013
how I got my first gf so long ago. R.I.P.
>>342934354
yeah ;)
I still use for the hard to get games hehe
>>342934354
>all those disguised files that were porn
Good times. Besides the cheese pizza.
>>342935013
>msn will never return
>>342935013
Being able to make custom emoticons was the fucking shit.
>>342935013
> those games you could play with your friends
>>342934354
>system_of_a_down_legend_of_zelda.mp3
>>342935013
God, I miss when this was the dominant platform for people to communicate over the internet. MySpace wasn't all that popular here, but Facebook ruined everything.
>>342934354
>that retard friend who downloded porn.exe
>"My fellow americans..."
>>342935481
Nah fuck that, AIM was the shit in my day.
guys, i ERPed on gamespy...as a girl.
good times
>>342935481
>tfw your friends invited you in fucking 100 persons multiconversations
>everything went fucking laggy
GameTap is the best cause it had a shitty season of Space Ghosts
>>342935310
If +-( wasn't and still isn't your favorite emoticon you don't know shit about anything.
>>342935720
No wait, the puke one was +o(
My bad.
>>342935662
> have a computer from (i think) 2001 right up until 2009
> mfw 100 people conversations using an Intel celeron processor with 1.2GHz and 256mb ram
>>342935574
why do I get the feeling this is snuff
The days of dial-up were the best.
>1998-1999
>parents only had AOL
>would go into the role-play chats under my side sign-in
>remember taking screencaps to show my buddies as I'd go deep cover, getting into people RP-ing as OC donut steel or animu characters
>eventually pull shit out of my ass and obliterate a character or turn the chat on somebody
>actually get IMs during chat with these people freaking out, telling me 'it wasn't fair' or 'I needed to leave'
>use methodus tools to flood them and the chat with messages, IMS and emails
>>342935793
casuals get OUT
you remember this one surely?
>>342935815
> mum picks up the phone
>>342935720
>he didn't use the shit out of custom emoticons
>>342935481
Skype was okay before microshit decided to absorb it and replace MSN with it
Boring, minimalist Windows 10 style because normies hate fun UIs
>>342934354
Do people still use this? I remember the last time I tried to use it every search result was viruses. They made fake names for literally everything.
>>342935880
I didn't.
>That guy that had a custom, flashy emoticon for every single letter
I remember downloading one porn video where some guy had a weirdly curved penis that curved upwards.
>>342935864
m8 back then I was looking at all those terrible dragonball/sailor moon crossover hentai sites.
>>342935864
Hells yeah
>>342934639
On 2004
>on
>2004
>>342935878
>learning I could mute the modem when dialing in right after we moved the computer to my room
The golden fapping days started then.
>>342935864
>you will never EVER get a deepthroat from Heather
>>342934925
>brazillian anal horse porn
Whose ass is what dick going into?
>>342934354
Only for pedos.
>>342935921
I've used Skype maybe twice in my life. I just kind of let my online social life die when Facebook became a thing. Now I only have that because it's pretty much required for students these days.
>going to habbo
>getting underage girls to webcam you
>linkin park downloading on limewire
>constantly getting viruses on the family computer
GOAT times
>>342935864
>hey babe you layin out?
>>342936064
> actually found a bunch ofcheese pizzaonce
stumbling across mislabeled CP was always a good time
>>342936105
>thought it was ok to fap to CP because I was also underage
>the two guys I never knew IRL but chatted with my entire time through HS
>would get into some pretty deep talks and they were absolute bros
>did voice chat sometimes
I wonder what they're doing these days.
who /learned a lot about sex from limewire/ here
>>342936103
They're onto you.
They always will.
>downloading custom mouse cursor toolbars
>>342936050
Why don't we ask >>>/mlp/
>not using Kazaa and eMule
Out of the box Limevirus was like putting your computer next to the sewage line
> on the toilet while downloading porn on limewire
> here mum's car pull in in the drive way
post yfw
>>342935948
>that guy that had a custom, 5 part penis emoticon
Remember me /v/?
>>342936050
Really skanky ass brazillian chicks that's what.
To be fair, when they fuck adult horses the horse generally is like half chub at best and they sorta squish the head of it into their anus and then stroke the shaft cuz it ain't going in any further. That one video was the nastiest, it came in her ass and she collected it in a bowl and drank it. Shit man, that one vid defined my life.
Only time I've seen someone like legit fucking an adult horse, the women were almost as big as the horse itself.
>>342936297
I still use Winamp.
>>342935013
>Used to find men online and meetup on MSN to jack off to eachother
>I was 16 and always used to lie when they asked my age.
>>342936313
damn i really wanna see that video
Anybody ever remember that fucking prank porn video shit people used to upload
> would start like any porn, girls getting naked etc
> go in to a kiss
> "SHAME ON YOU, NOW YOU WATCH MY LITTLE PONY"
not sure why but after all these fucking years i still remember it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tajDxBaPBBM
>this sound either meant it was time for UT, newgrounds, downloading shitty qualiity amvs/anime/mp3s or fapping
Limewire used to be the best place for amateur porn. All the leaked videos of underage couples and sluts on webcams etc
I hope that shit is archived somewhere
who up
My fellow americans...
>>342936341
> you will never be young again and let dirty old men take advantage of you
>>342936440
oh god no
GOAT Game!
>>342936372
>strip poker game on Newgrounds
>girl finally gets completely naked
>has a dick
>HAHA FAG flashes on the screen
>Linkin_Park_Hybrid_Theory_50_Cent_PTHC_12yo.exe
My computer probably had aids
>>342936436
DC++ has a lot of shit. It's literally like limewire 2.0. Down to the nirvana-_-teen-slut-fucked.mp3.exe bullshit
>>342936439
I wasn't aware how old of a program xfire was when my friends told me to use it when we played league.
>>342934354
>not superior DC++
>tfw downloading classic wow as like four different .iso files
>played the shit out of it on a private server
>pirating games now that never even get installed
>>342936525
> it's a screamer prank
>Downloading limewire pro through limewire
>>342936565
>>342936472
>>342936341
>>342935013
Hey everybody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmDPdCzCfFM
>>342936486
Gallons.
GALLONS.
>spending practically all day downloading The Transporter movie
>it's in spanish
>>342935173
>hard to get games
what? can you give an example?
>>342936272
>on toilet jacking off to some stuff I printed out
>hear mom's car pull up
>I've made it this far I need to finish
>watch as my load somehow goes past the tissue and fucking five or so feet from me, splatting all the way on the rug
>want to be impressed that I shot that far but I'm horrified at the mess it made
>Mom: "Anon! Help me carry the groceries in!"
>>342936620
baltimore orioles, NUMBER ONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9B0a9WowPI
>>342936370oh I bet you wouldthe crazy thing is I'm pretty sure this isn't even that specific video, meaning she's done it multiple times
>Vicky
>>342936701
More like number sucks!
>>342936686
>on toilet jacking off to some stuff I printed out
fuck that was my first experience with porn too
> all i printed was a pair of tits
how innocent we were
>>342936620
>you're a fag, schizo!
> when you discovered you could pirate Limewire premium by downloading it on Limewire Free
>you will never stream HD videos on DivX again while laughing at Youtube for only having SD qualityMaybe that was just me.
>>342935364
Hexic the best one.
>>342936809
Kickass...
>>342935072
>Downloading songs from THPS or off the radio at 2kB/s and listening to them over and over because you barely had anything
>While watching WMP 7's visualisations
>>342936321
me too.
>>342935864
>nostalgia
>implying I don't fap to Heather pretty often
![[Procrastinating] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 05 [BD-720p] [5B79AF8F].mkv_snapshot_18.57_[2015.08.20_21.53.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h7ukaaY.jpg "[Procrastinating] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 05 [BD-720p] [5B79AF8F].mkv snapshot 18.57 [2015.08.20 21.53.49]")
>>342936097
Fuck you, I heard it.
>>342936321
>>342936915
> not moving onto foobar, a superior music player
>>342936884
there's no swearing in here
>>342936960
Shut up bambi, nobody cares.
This thread hurts
>>342937017
> over a deacde ago
>>342936729
GIVE ME THAT GLORIOUS SAUCE
>>342936958
Winamp does everything I need it to.
Why would I want switch over to Foobar?
>>342937030
Do you like Kippers?
>you'll never play Battlefield on Bonus.com ever again.
It is however rehosted as its own website though. https://tankpit.com/before_playing/
>>342937017
This posts wins the internet, you deserve a cookie
>that feel having to wait for your parents to go out so you could download a tiny shitty quality porn clip
>that feel when kids nowadays can get HD porn instantly on their phones
![[HorribleSubs] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.03_[2015.08.11_22.10.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZvRmVlZ.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 06 [720p].mkv snapshot 18.03 [2015.08.11 22.10.07]")
>>342936272
>Downloading porn with early utorrent
>Had download notifications set to on
>Go to toilet
>Come back
>Mum using my computer because hers was being slow or some shit
>Doesn't say anything and gets off in a few minutes
>Check utorrent
>Swedish_public_sex.avi 100%
>>342936372
>watch SEXY ANIME BABES COMPILATION XXX 2006 on Youtube
>start fapping
>about the climax
>suddenly Rick Astley singing about deserts comes on screen
It was a different time.
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
>>342937010
i'm moving my hands
all
over
your body
>>342936158
>child porn
is porn for children, it's ok anon
Remember the best video on internet?
2girls1cupfor some reason it was in youtube
>>342937017
>a time when we could say "win" or "epic win" unironically without fear of being shitposted at
I want to go back
>>342937151
Do you like Jazz?
My fellow americans...
>>342936158
My exact same thought process at the time.
For a while there all I ever downloaded was that shit, even on accident.
>Tried downloading Evangelion one episode at a time
>Got a shitload of cheese pizza or "My fellow americans." A bunch of shit by Max Hardcore too
>Eventually start relying on the comments section and user ratings
>Finaly got the fucking show after months of suffering
>Local TV station picks it up anyways.
>My "That kid" cousin swore to me the show had porn in it. Sat through the whole thing for it for nothing. It was aight.
>>342935013
Scaring your friends with autoplaying MSNPlus sounds was the shit.
>>342937132
> friend goes to use your pc
> types a letter in the url bar
> porn link history containing that letter comes up
>tfw I burn my Dattebayo Naruto episodes
>compressed them to 98mb each
>so more can fit in a 700mb blank CD
>10 years later
>cleaning my room
>saw that Naruto CD rack
>put it in
>it's not reading the CD anymore
sadmongoloid.jpg
>>342936560
Now that I'm an adult I'm much too worried to download anything like that anymore. As a kid I was too dumb to care but now I know that if I accidentally ended up with CP it'd be some serious shit.
>>342937192
there is no going back, but we truly LIVED!
>>342937056
>>342937017
>>342937119
>>342937192
>Post #40000
>Fast forward 10 years
>Posts numbers are at 3.42 billion
Jesus
>>342937202
I'm hungry, anybody got change for a 20?
>those sites with the row of porn thumbnails at the bottom
>that one thumbnail of the petite girl straddling a literal yard stick long dick
>it always led to a virus site or an unrelated video
>it wasn't real
Some day.
Some day
>>342936729
How does a person life get to this point.
any childhood stories relating to computers or vidya?
> friend in primary school gets caught with porn on his floppy disk
> gets suspended
> eventually find out what it was
> it wasshrek porn
>>342937121
>tfw I pretty much always had my own computer
>all my friends had the share with their family
I'm so fucking glad for it being over at their houses.
>tfw when my dad set up four computers and we all had LAN parties playing Diablo 2 almost every day
We weren't even well off or anything, we were pretty working class.
>>342937292
You wouldn't be, by any chance, happen to be, SlappySue?
>implying we aren't in a golden age of piracy with private trackers and XDCC
![[HorribleSubs] Fate Kaleid Liner PRISMA ILYA 2wei Herz! - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.31_[2015.09.13_19.58.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DRx47yN.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Fate Kaleid Liner PRISMA ILYA 2wei Herz! - 06 [720p].mkv snapshot 11.31 [2015.09.13 19.58.56]")
>>342937262
Oh shit, that happened too, with KaZaA.
>KaZaA had video previews for the shit that'd take forever to download
>Downloading several different porn movies
>Brother has his friends over
>Take a shit
>Come back to find my door shut
>My brother and his friends in my room looking at my porn
Say something!
Whaaaat?
>download porn on limewire
>it's saved in your limewire library
>parents didn't use it so I thought I was safe
>I didn't realise it would also save in a limewire folder somewhere in your documents
>parents could have stumbled across it at any time
God I was fucking retarded back then.
>>342937352
> those times your friend wasn't in the room and you and your other friend would go through his internet history
> mfw finding out one of my friends was into granny porn
>>342936882
>You will never sit through 20 minutes of BUFFERING to watch five seconds of an advertisement again
YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY
r@ygold
>>342937321
Ours was in the corner closet of the living room for some reason, on a make shift desk, so I'd like half way close the door, jerk off silently while pretending to read megatokyo... while my mom was in the kitchen. Not sure how I never got caught. Oh god... I hope she didn't know
>>342937262
There's such a fucking big difference between teen me and late 20s me.
>teen
>friends want to look up something funny on my computer
>freak out and just shut it down since I looked up a bunch of degenerate porn
>friends say "anon lets look this up on your computer"
>"let's just go use my tv in the living room instead"
>"why"
>"I didn't close any porn tabs before putting it to sleep last night. I doubt you wanna see that shit."
>>342937017
>4chan will never be this good again
>>342937417
>Save porn
>Bury it under layers and layers of folders like "Homework" and "Essays"
12 year old me was so clever.
>>342937408
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiZfmZE13Pw
jesus christ my highschool years just came back full force
I missed out on all the porn, only spent my time downloading music.
>>342937351
>see character on tv or in video game
>thousands of pornographic images of them are a meme Google search away
Kids growing up now truly are blessed.
>>342937017
>/l/ - Lolikon
Remember when moot wasn't a faggot?
>using keywords like "boobs" and "3D" on youtube
>discover these masterpieces
>tfw dead site nowI still fap to this
>this is 15 years old
>>342937082
Lightweight and doesn't look like shit
>download mp3 file on kazaa
>it's a 20 second long advert for a website done by a guy impersonating bill clinton
>>342934354
Literally don't even know what this is lmao
Steam for life.
>>342937557
What's the point of a loli board? You can find all the loli you want on gelbooru or sad panda.
>>342937553
>see girl at school
>access to bikini pictures and slutty pictures all day on facebook
it's fucking hilarious that your mind went to r34 instead of the reality that kids in school can see girls at their school nearly naked now and it's normal.
>>342937017
/m/ - Mecha will never be good again
>>342937557
When is Hiro-kun gonna bring that shit back?
>>342937624
holy shit, forgot about that entirely.
>>342937637
go home underage
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.28_[2016.03.05_05.45.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XAUgVEP.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv snapshot 02.28 [2016.03.05 05.45.03]")
Remember all those porn clip preview sites? Like, you'd click on a link and they'd take you to a page with 4 short clips from an H-OVA, and there'd be shitloads of these things on paysites everywhere.
I figured out looking at the filenames that they were always numbers, and some sites had different links that'd give you different clips from the same movie, and using Download Accelerator Plus to copy the download links and change the filenames you could download entire episodes in little 10 second chunks. I felt like a genius.
>>342937514
> when your friends and you would huddle around the computer late at night and watch porn together
never understood the point of doing that gay ass shit together
>>342937017
>taskbar at the top
>>342937646
Discussion?
An extra layer of "don't visit 4chan, they have loli shit".
>>342937538
I miss newground era videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WvAzMpYHQ8
>>342937423
>12 year old me looked up tranny porn on my great uncles computer in my 10 year old cousins room when we went to visit because I didn't have a computer at home
I wonder if he ever knew. He OD'd before I saw him again.
>>342936158
I couldn't do it. Felt too uncomfortable watching it.
>>342937731
> WTF
> OMFG
> the days when we thought saying that lingo anywhere outside of text speech was acceptable
>>342936958
not avoiding foobar and winamp, both needlessly overengineered and overcomplicated to make linux NEET's feel like they are worth something when you could get lightweight, good looking and just simple musicbee
>the story of little monica
>bible black
>tons of anime on Veoh
>ICQ
>Ares
Damn, the world really changed
>banana_SA.zip
>>342937017
>Two different boards for Torrents and Torrents/Loli
what happened
>>342937616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcs2V6kfrxE
My friend still has a CD with Group X stuff I burned for him. Goddamn, dude.
>>342937731
Albinoblacksheep, Newgrounds, Funnyjunk
Just think, Youtube wasn't launched until 2006, we had to go to these videos' sources to watch them. Kids these days have it so easy.
https://youtu.be/nZMwKPmsbWE
>>342937750
> 12 years old
> already on tranny porn
jesus i remember when i felt like i was going to hell for looking at a pair of tits on google image search when i was fucking 15
>>342937663
>mfw swimming lesson block during P.E at school
Those 6 weeks were the best.
>That one girl who wore a light-blue swim suit that would go see-through when it was wet, and her nips were rock hard the entire lesson
>>342937616
they looks so much like the same god damn person
>>342935815
>trying to download logos for my nokia 3330
>catching a dialer
>30 bucks
> "anon, you were trying to look at porn on the internet, weren´t you"
>"no dad, I swear!"
>>342937315
>Downloading loads of porn when my brother and I first got our own PCs at age 12
>Parents say they got a letter from "the government" saying someone had been looking up bad things online
>mfw
>Dad asks me if I have anything to tell him
>"...No."
>He goes and asks my brother later
>Find out my brother told him he'd been looking up pictures of the girl from Jurassic Park on Google
>Parents believe him and think the ISP was hugely overreacting and ignore it in the future
Our combined dishonestly lucked out.
>>342936016
>not living on years rather than in them
>>342937728
/a/ already has loli threads with "discussion", for whatever that's worth. It's not enough to carry a whole board. All the porn boards are a giant waste of space.
>>342936686
Verbally sniggered
>>342935013
Remember nudge-bombing your friends?
>>342937663
>before Facebook became big
>there was some website called the "picture diary" everyone in my country used instead
>spent years collecting pics of everyone I knew
>lost the folder when reformatting hard drive
That was a hard week. My crush was like the only person who actually cared about now having her pictures available for everyone to gawk at so any sort of "lewd" pictures of her were worth more than gold and hard to find. I used to stalk all of her non-mutual friends to see if they uploaded any pictures of her.
Good times.
>>342937870
But I am LE tired!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
>>342936297
Sonique was here.Everything else is shit.
Wish it would get updated for modern OS because it's neat as fuck.
>>342937958
> go online
> girl you know instantly nudges you
oh you know she want it
>search "[Celebrity of your choice] topless"
>masturbate to all of the topless photos not realising they were all fake
>>342937663
>nearly naked
>not pictures of fictional characters being fucked by horses
Until they day we can find FB pictures of girls being fucked by horses this will be the pinnacle
>>342937971
>this interface is GOAT back then
wtf
>>342937872
You were a late bloomer, anon. My first exposure to hentai was at age 12 with an episode ofdubbedNightmare Campus on KaZaA. I was fapping to degenerate tentacle rape before I found any vanilla hentai.I spent my time from 13 to 18 years old on various hentai-oriented forums and made several long-lasting friends there, which when I look back on it is really fucking weird.I even met one of them when he came to visit my city on vacation. He was a pretty chill dude.
>>342937962
>my dad unironically thought there's 9/11 message embedded in this when I showed it him
>>342935475
LINK
HE COME TO TOWN
COME TO SAVE
THE PRINCESS ZELDA
>>342937663
>posting on 4cent 500
>it's fucking hilarious that your mind went to r34
>3D
Door is that way normie
>>342937958
>that kid who discovered MSN Plus and could nudge you hundreds of times in a row, freezing your computer before you could figure out what the fuck was happening
>>342937678
His only comment on it was asking if it was illegal here.
>when the girl is actually into it
>>342938060
It's funny. That's pretty much how most professional driver management software and shit still look.
>>342938114
I was that kid ;^)
>>342937616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYQpGwJ3rEQ
I used to think this was the coolest shit.
>>342936291
>that guy who didn't
>>342937262
This is why I have a user account for me and another one for everyone else.
Also so plebs won't go apeshit when they see the taskbar at the top of the screen.
>had AOL instant messenger
>would leave it open
>that one time the girl I liked messaged me and my dad read it
It appears my face is leaking eye water
>>342938067
i grew up in a christian family so it took a while for the seeds of degenerate filth to be planted
> mfw you
>>342937064391zAKvbno idea if its still being seeded
>>342937315
>Annoying kid in school never shuts up about all the porn and shit he downloads on his, at the time, super fast internet connection
>Literally all he does is talk about how he has access to fast porn because his brother is an engineer who splurged on a super pricy internet set up
>Years pass
>He still does this constantly. Literally no friends and no one cares
>Gets put in charge of computer science class while the teacher goes deal with something
>Thetimehascomeandsohavei.jpg
>Puts a burnt CD filled with R@ygold's wickest shit and some horse porn for good measure
>Has that one video of a girl pinned against the bed and knotted by a German Shepherd
>Shows a girl his boner while trying to feel her titty
Motherfucker got beat up real bad once the video of a girl crying while farting cum came up. No one told the teacher, though, because "we all saw it, so we are in trouble too!" One guy ended up getting suspended for fighting in class once the teacher came in.
Nigga owned up to a beating many others were a part of.
>>342938091
GANON TOOK CHER AWAY
NOW DE CHILDREN DON'T PLAY
BUT THEY WILL
WHEN LINK SAVES THE DAY!
HALELULJA!!!
I'm surprised I knew this
> he didn't use the best color scheme for XP
>accidentally find some CP
>think it's sort of hot because she's your age and you don't really know what CP is
Yikes.
>>342935013
>downloading messenger plus and having your own meme soundboard to spam shit to your friends
>"alright, chums up, let's do this-LEEEROY JENNKINS!"
>>342938246
My nigga
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/-_x03_O4xoM
>>342938265
>You never grow out of it
>>342938025
>spend 3 hours with friends searching for 'britney spears naked' ... 'britney spears sex' etc. on limewire
>eventually stumble upon picture showing her being raped by tentacles and turn the computer off
>>342938184
Relax, I know something that's definitely going to be "seeded" soon enough.
>>342938163
You can just disable it you know. So you won't get any history.
>>342937514
>Mom comes by, asks me to get on her email on my computer
>Haven't deleted my history in over a year because it's so convenient not too
>Never expected to have to deal with it anyway
>>342937872
I have no idea how I got to that point so early. My first fap was at 13 when I found a tattoo book that had some ladies saggy breasts hanging out on a few pages. My dick swole up afterwards and I thought I caught herpes from masturbating. I remember at 13 or 14 using my Uncle's Razr to look up hentai pictures, and for my birthday that year I got my first laptop but no internet so I would ask my older friend to drive me to a motel and download porn samples from their internet connection.
>>342938179
My Uncle was very anti-masturbation, and vocal about it. Made me feel like shit, but didn't stop me. I didn't have a until I was 18 so my PC was in the kitchen. I used to masturbate and play video games in the fucking kitchen man.
>>342937698
You do it when you're young because you're exploring the unknown together. After that, it's just kind of weird. Like I'll show my friend some fucked up porn I find sometimes, but only for a few seconds, otherwise it's just wrong. There's like a 10-15 second window for that shit.
>>342938336
>My dick swole up afterwards and I thought I caught herpes from masturbating.
>>342938378
just killed my morning coffee, fuck.
>>342938265
> had a couplebefore i was 18
> just assumed no one and no legal power would know because it's "the internet and know one will ever find out"
> find out a couple of days later that they can track that shit
> have a fucking panic attack, constantly afraid i'll be arrested
> still to this day I'm concerned that i have been permanently put on a watch list
I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
https://youtu.be/CS0OktZpQw8
I wish I could meet Josh Tobin and shake his hand. His song punctuated a solid 12 months of my life as a 14 year old.
>that one vid of a japanese nurse fucking a dude who can't move
>>342938265
>Find CP as a kid
>Wonder why no one ever did that to me
How was I not molested as a kid?
>>342938302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z30oQIEzzvo
>On school computers
>Student's personal areas weren't properly protected and could be accessed by anyone on the network
>Snooping around one of my friend's documents
>He had evangelion hentai on his files
wew
>>342938114
NANI?
LIMEWIRE MADE PEDOPHILES OUT OF US
ALL OF US
and don't you fucking deny it
>>342937698
>>342938337
>tfw I never did that
I think one time we found some old porn VHS and we watched some of it because at the time we thought it was funny. But that was more just because it was ancient porn.
I guess I was just too late and the internet had become big enough that most of us saw porn at a fairly young age.
>i wrote down on a note for later use fairy bondage when my english was shit
>find it nowadays
>have a chuckle
>>342938378
gotta get those cock gains lad
>>342938309
>>342934354
Anyone used this?
>that time when you spent 30 min to download an Aria Giovanni picture
>downloaded I Am Legend using Limewire
>waited one whole day
>chinese dubbed
kek
>>342935475
>new_exclusive_secret_hidden_release_song_nine_inch_nails_bonus_cd_system_of_a_down_slipknot_linken_park.midi
>>342938410
They're more concerned with catching the people who upload or distribute it, not random downloaders.
Although they do go after the ones who download a shit ton.
If they haven't came for you by now then you're in the clear.
>>342938265
>accidentally find CP at 12-13
>feel a level of disgust that hasn't been topped to this day
>delete and then go stare at my ceiling for an hour or two, hoping that the girl in the video is okay
>>342938523
r@ygold much m8?
>>342938585
> still can recall what i saw in those videos
>Needing AIM, MSN, Yahoo, and Skype to talk to all your different friends because people all refused to just use one
>Trillian was the hottest shit when it came out
>>342938416
>kombinerki
>polish flag
now i get it
>tfw seeding 832 torrents
>>342938323
But I like having Gelbooru and then Google come up in that order when I type a single G into my address bar.
>>342936313
>>342936321
THIS. Making skins is still fun, too.
>>342938585
they always end up fucked to hell and back mentally
>>342938265
>Find CP as a kid
>Start showing it to my younger sister
>We play around naked and re-create scenes that we watch while parents are at work
Uh oh
>>342938585
>accidentally find CP at 12-13
>feel a level of disgust that hasn't been topped to this day
>delete and then go stare at my ceiling for an hour or two, hoping that the girl in the video is okay
>get semi-hard thinking about it
>log back on
>learn the keywords to find all CPs
>find that compilation with the crazy frog tune
>been a closet pedo ever since
>>342935864
I wonder what she looks like now. lel
> this fucking thread
> how we can all relate to the same shit from msn chats to fucking cp
christ almighty /v/ it's like we were destined to be together
>>342938179
I completely forgot to mention that I also found out about 4chan way back in 2004, from people on those forums.
I'm sure I would have been a very different person had I not grown up with this place.
lets hear those bad ideas you put your Johnny through lads.
>put minty aquafresh toothpaste on the poor guy thinking it'll help him heat up better
>rub it between my hands like when you try to stretch clay really quick
>get dickburn really fucking quick
bad ideas
>mfw downloading 120p clips of Toonami VHS tapings
Those were the days, you kids have it easy with your crunchyrolls and nyaas
>>342938410
>still to this day I'm concerned that i have been permanently put on a watch list
I think I have to be on one somewhere.
>heavily into amateur porn
>hard to find good unique stuff
>leads me to more and more shady websites, not that I have especial degenerate tastes, I just want to find more nice stuff
>often they link to stuff that has been shut down because of CP and has a message from the police on it
>happens fairly often
>>342938445
You were ugly
>>342938047
Hey, with the way neural networks have been evolving, we can have pictures of girls being fucked by anything.
It's within grasp that we could accomplish this even now.
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1606.05328.pdf
It won't be long before you can simply say "Facebook, can I get a nude Stacy being fucked by a mule" and you get exactly that. I give it two years tops.
>>342938540
>I guess I was just too late and the internet had become big enough that most of us saw porn at a fairly young age.
That's exactly what it is son. You have no idea what it's like finding some porn that your dad was hiding, or when your brother gets access to adult channels through some cable box fuckery. I remember waiting minutes, MINUTES, for a single IMAGE to load on my family's shitty computer on fucking DIAL UP.
AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO FUCK THAT LOUD ASS MODEM DIDN'T WAKE ANY ONE UP WHEN YOU SNEAK DOWN THERE TO LOOK AT PORN AT 2 IN THE MORNING
>Not using Limewire's rebranded, "safe" version
>>342938659
Lucky bastard.
>>342938681
> irl friend shows me a "website with funny batman comics" in 2006
> little did i know what fate had in store for me from that one event of going to his house for an hour
>>342938659
are you living in a doujin?
>>342938703
Masturbating in the shower with the 'tingly' shower gel
Got it down my japs eye. Was not fun.
>>342938463
Was it the Human something something experiment video?Still have it on portable HDD.
>>342938246
I used it too.
Nice thread. Brought back many memories.
>>342938632
>used to snoop inside vidya's installation folders to see what i could find
>that one time i found GTA3's player textures and the i could change it on paint
>pam3.avi on the pirate commandos cd i had
Those were the times.
>Kids these days will never experience the negative effect of what we experienced using Kazaa and Limewire
>>342938727
>Lucky bastard.
You do realize anon said he was underage, and his sister was even younger than him, right? How is he a "lucky bastard"? It's clearly illegal, retard.
>>342938585
>implying you didn't fap like the fist of zues
>>342938715
>People put up hidden troll links that would direct you to some image host with "loli" as a search term
>This causes a page to come up saying that your IP has been logged and they've notified the police
>>342936297
God, I'm so glad I switched to AIMP. Fuck Winamp and fuck the sliders that you could accidentally click on. THE ONLY THING I MISS ABOUT WINAMP ARE THE VISUAL EFFECTS ON FULLSCREEN. ... that shit was dope
> this fucking thread
i love you guys
Have you finished it?
>>342937017
Man, this place got really serious compared to how silly and carefree it used to be.
>>342936158
I did the same. I don't know how I wasn't v&
>>342938724
Why did dial-up modems need to audibly make dial tones, anyway?
>>342938246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8KCxzBCRLI
>not this for Millenium
>>342938765
fapping in the shower is never a good idea
I remember violently rubbing cum off my shower floor after it got all fucking sticky from soap, hoping no one would find out
>>342938839
FBI GET OUT
>>342938614
>>342938585
How much can you guys tell me about USB cables?
>>342938884
> he uses system sounds
>>342938703
>hey shampoo is slippery
>if i put it on my dick this should feel great
it did not feel great
>>342938724
Well. I did grow up with dial up, and spend my younger years looking through clothes catalogs making the underwear section stick together, but then broadband rolled around as you became more aware and interested.
>>342936439
I really should have made a screenshot of my gametime before they shut down the servers. About 2-3000 hours in WarCraft 3 alone.
>>342938875
It was the same on all the forums I frequented. Shit has changed to an insane degree. Not complaining, but the time that has passed by is really starting to dawn on me.
>>342938894
FUCK I HATE TAHT SHIT
why does it always do it?
> turns into fucking glue in my pubes, arm and leg hair
>>342938937
I was 10 and thought it was cool back then until I discovered XP
>>342938771
Shit, now that you mention it, I remember it too. Human Sexuality Project?
>>342938378
What else would I have thought? It was still 7th grade I think. I had scarcely noticed my dick before, except when I got my first erection while watching an Angelina Jolie movie in my tightie whitiesand ran around the house with it.
I remember having trouble in 7th grade at home because I wanted to walk around in my underpants but hadn't learned how to deal with my uncontrollable spontaneous erections.
I like having these conversations with you guys because even though we don't know each other, I feel closer to the anonymous people here than the friends i've made offline.
>>342938883
They didn't need to, it was there for troubleshooting reasons. You could disconnect the speaker and it would still work.
>>342936159
They're probably dead.Just like you.
>download music album
>it's the same 80s porn movie every fucking time
>>342938928I'd tell you but my parents are literally sitting in the same room as me so it'll feel so wrong to fucking type it outi downloaded it on purpose though
i was a sick fuck
>>342938679
Well, you know what they say, Anon. Alike minds sing a lot.
>>342938997
>glue in arm and leg hair
IKTF
>>342937727
So you don't have to move your cursor all the fuck down to the bottom just to change windows. It's fucking retarded to NOT have it there.
YO
REMEMBER ME?
>>342938771
Nah, he only had several H pictures, dominated mostly by evangelion.
>>342938765
>Jap's eye
KEK
>>342938679
I actually had a beer-fueled bonfire chat with buddies a while back about all this shit. Had a few randoms there that served in the military and it was great to hear them laugh and agree about this. It's funny how similar people in our age groups early lives are. Even funnier that we feared being outed by things we all did.
>jerking off to porn
>"LOL ANON'S GONNA GET HAIRY PALMS"
>every boy growing up whacks it
>computer search history paranoia
>trying to watch fuzzy channels or softcore stuff on tv
>learning to respect your television remotes 'recall' channel feature along with quickly double-tapping mute to remove the channel number if someone walks by
>finding your dad or older brother's porn mag stash
>trying to decide which mag he'd miss less
>This entire thread
Stop
>>342939070aren't we all
>>342938753
>In 2005, meet a Japanese dude who also knew 4chan
>At one point I was on the computer on 4chan and he was standing behind me saying "type desu again"
>>342938703
>start to cut hot pepper into slices
>taste each slice and find one which is just good enough it leaves a fine aftertaste
>rub it on fingertips
>rub Johnny with fingertips
>???
>feels hot and awesome as fuck imitating the hotness of a vagina i guess?
>do this without waiting for the aftertaste
>it was too burning
>wanted to carve out my eyes from the pain
never again
>want to use the computer
>parents say no because they're waiting for a call
>>342939020
> cut a hole in my mattress to fuck it
> dick swells up
> fuck better not do this again
> do it 3 more times
>>342938679
We didn't all end up here by accident. Life choices are what brought us together, anon.
>>342937454
Fucking trident gum ads everywhere
>>342938703
Tried rubbing alcohol as lubricant for fapping
>>342938829
I didn't. I actually felt pure disgust, like someone kicked me in the balls and dumped gasoline into my stomach. Just like my brain immediately locked brakes and knew what I was seeing was absolutely wrong.
I couldn't fap. I actually remember not fapping for a while after seeing it.
I get why I'm addicted to the internet now, it use to be fun.
>Everybody you knew used MSN messager
>But you and your group of fag friends were all AIMfags
AIM was such shit desu.
>>342938265
>>342938410
>>342938445
>>342938585
>>342938659
>accidentally find CP as a kid
>because of this im a pedo now
>on MSN I had literally hundreds of underaged girls added who have shown their bodies naked to me
>even this one girl thought she needed to show me her pussy every day
>this went on for months
>one day I try to be nice and tell her "You dont have to show it every day, we can also normally talk..."
>she instantly blocked me
I'll probably end up in jail one of these days
I remember at my school when the teacher "uninstalled" all games from all computers, i could simply type "sol" and play solitarie.
He only deleted the shortcuts in the start menu.
>>342938597
Isn't he in the prison now?
>>342938570
.exe
> been fapping for 13 years
> NEVER been caught
>>342937456
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES
IN A BLUE WORLD>tfw actually had this CD so I knew more than one song
>tfw it's still up
>>342939217
Jesus fucking christ anon
you still have a dick?
>>342938703
>soap
>shampoo
>toothpaste
All horrible experiences.
Caramel actually worked pretty well.The very first time I fapped was by breaking open a Caramello Koala and rubbing the caramel on my head. It was dark and I thought I pissed myself moments later.
>>342939118
Fuck off newfag.
>>342937352
Man, downloading random videos on Kazaa and wondering what I was actually going to see. It was both scary and fascinating. Snuff videos, fake or real and a lot of other weird stuff were there. It was so fascinating, I wish I could go back and spend more time looking through all the stuff you could find.
>>342939247
>that kid who used Yahoo Messenger
>>342939252
What!? no way!
>Stickwrestling.com
>>342937408
FUCK I ACTUALLY REMEMBER THIS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>342938703
Not that bad. But when I first learned to masturbate I would cut out the head of a bottle, you know, where the cap goes, and use it to fap with. Didn't last for that long until my dick grew to big for it though. That was a sad day.
>>342939252
You need help.>implying greentext stories are true
>>342939332
>not stickdeath
>>342939141
>get ISDN
>Can use both phone lines simultaneously for DOUBLE INTERNET SPEED
>Modem was located in the basement
>going down there to switch the phone lines around felt like I was the engineer on a fucking spaceship
>downloading porn at 15kb a second
What a time to be alive.
>fapping by humping the mattress before discovering using your hand is easier
can't be the only one
>>342939274
I obviously backed down and rushed to the shower to rinse it off then Itried bengay as lubricant next
>>342939008
Yes. That one video no one knows came from and I'd like to believe it was the actually Eva animation crew. The early 2000s were fun times.
>browsing obscure anime forums that are now dead for hentai videos and amassing 700+ titles
I cant be the only one right?
>>342938970
>Looking at underwear section of clothes catalogue
>Get a stiffy and don't know why
>Told my cousin about this for some reason
More importantly, he was crazy good at button mashing. I would never have been able to beat Conker's Pocket Tales without his help.
>>342939257
Same here, i mean, i was nearly caught once, but my quick as lightning reflexes saved my ass and nothing was revealed.
>>342939401
now I know you're fucking with me
>>342939257
Your parents still knew though.
>>342935574
Was this really a wincest video? Everywhere I see it claims it's an aunt and nephew.
>>342938765
>>342938703
>Mom washes me while I take a shower every other night
>Suddenly I remember dads porn magazine and i get stiff
>Keep hiding myself with my hands and awkwardly turning around
>To make things worse, it was at that time when mom would tell me to pull the skin so she could wash the penis head
Being 12 was awkward as fuck
>>342939398
I thought first that your dick had to be flaccid to fap, I was rubbing it like a clitoris until I found out I was dumb as fuck
>>342939439
who /master at stealth faps/ here?
>>342939398
Brother ...
>>342939403
>I cant be the only one right?
No. Does anyone remember Tetra-Hentai or Unlimited-Hentai?
UH came from something dying before it but I don't remember what that was called.
>>342937017
>winamp
>>342939267
>It stopped one day
>Later on Boners.org ends
>I used to show my dad some of the pictures on his shitty Razor phone and we'd laugh
>>342939145
> fuck better not do this again
> do it 3 more times
Story of my life.
I cut a hole in an orange after reading a thread, and tried fucking it. It wasn't any good because my dick was already used to my perfect hand grip. I got super scared and paranoid about it though. I thought "Don't want mom to see this orange in the trash with dick sized hole in it" so instead or tearing it up, or throwing it out, or what the fuck ever, I fucking flushed it. Had to call a plumber a few days later for some "unknown" reason.
>>342937110
>bonus.com
Holy shit anon, you just brought back so many memories.
I used to go to the library and play on that website so much. Never had internet at home, but still had games.
Even played that shit at school, though we were only aloud to play the 'educational' games.
>there are people who never used msn live messenger
I pity those who will never have the same experienceosea ay un chavo guaponon x aqui k quiera camxcam conmigo?
Soy pasivo jaja ;j
>>342937830
4chan went to mainstream
>>342939495
>To make things worse, it was at that time when mom would tell me to pull the skin so she could wash the penis head
> at 12
>>342939495
>Being 12
>Mom washes me
Nigga what?
>>342938894
>Fapping in the shower
>Suddenly taking 40 minute showers in my teenage years when before I was taking 5 minute showers
>"Surely no one will be suspicious!"
>>342938703
>Think I was ~10 or 12 years old
>Had no idea how to masturbate but knew the pleasure of touching my penis
>Would masturbate byputting my hand into a fist and rubbing it furiously against my dick
>and I would do this through my jeans
>>342939495
>To make things worse, it was at that time when mom would tell me to pull the skin so she could wash the penis head
>>342935540
Oh my fucking jesus, this is the main thing i remember from limewire
>>342939445
It felt like the alcohol mishap but more heat
SALTYMILK
>>342937912
The government or your ISP never contacted your parents you literal retard your parents saw your internet history and were trying to scare you. Are you fucking stupid?
>>342939495
>your mom washing you when you're 12
Pretty sure she was trying to /ss/
>>342939524
>I fucking flushed it.
Fucking what? Why not just cut it up a bit?
>>342939398
While looking at doujins on my PSP no less
Also sometimes formed a 'body' out of pillows and imagined I was fucking a girl from school
>>342938703
>hand felt good but I wanted a hands free jerk off
>the guys on the internet stick it in something
>oh hey, a glass coca-cola bottle, perfect
>tfw it gets stuck on Johnny almost right when I stick it in
> hey anon check out this fucking hilarious website
> types "ratemypoo.com" in the URL bar
Who here masturbated with only their index finger and thumb at first?
>>342937663
>all these pictures of hot girls on myspace who I never even got to talk to at school
![[Coalgirls]_Kannagi_04_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[96C229C4].mkv_snapshot_13.37_[2015.12.25_00.13.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LP9XvmU.jpg "[Coalgirls] Kannagi 04 (1280x720 Blu-ray FLAC) [96C229C4].mkv snapshot 13.37 [2015.12.25 00.13.04]")
>>342939145
What a perfect combination of post and image.
>>342939495
No you copied this from a doujin. I know it.
2 Girls 1 Cup
>>342939618
Why was this ever popular?
>>342939398
>Tfw masturbate by pressing my loins on the ground and just sorta held the pressure until I climaxed
>Tfw still do it
>Tfw only ever jacked off using my hand once.
>that time Bill Clinton was president
damn you /v/ i want to go back in time
>>342939496
>rubbing it like a clitoris
You fucking too?
I swear my underaged dicktoo some time to get up, the rubbing and swirlingof my foreskin was GOATY
Sometimes i would cum flaccid as cum would gently ooze out
Now i just get erections and have to jack off, i wish i could go back in time where rubbing was enough
>>342939495
>his mom didn't pull back the foreskin with her teeth
>>342939616
how did your dick even fit in the bottle
>>342939524
Did you try a melon after reading PENIS FIRE?
>>342939095
Yes, that was the shit.
>>342939540
Im legit playing Battlefield now senpai, kinda fun in a nostalgic way.
>>342939553
its really fucking awful when you think about it
I mean just check out /soc/
Hiroshima can't even nuke it because itd spread out to the rest of the site
I wanna go back
>>342939095
>Options
>Enable Musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyyn5rvmJ9I
>>342939668
>2007
>this video is over 10 years old
>>342939543
Don't type like that in front of me ever again faggot.
My only regrte from those years was not being more alpha around online qt's at the time.
>>342939647
my first technique was fucking weird
> would wait until I'm entirely flaccid
> push my cock down into my crotch, like RIGHT down
> start swirling it around while squirming about, would feel great
> learn about how to actually fap, don't enjoy it and just keep on my normal technique
> eventually realize how fucking weird it is
>>342938725
>tfw used frostwire literally one time because some dude's band had their album hosted on it
>>342939398
>Humped my pillow
>This was in 9th grade
I was slow to understand what masturbation was, hell I was actually really sexually retarded thinking about it.
>>342939689
haha and the sound was sometimes weird too
>>342938246
>using font smoothing ever
To this day I never used it
When I was a kid I thought masturbating meant just touching my dick. Like, just a light 1-second touch. So I kept bragging to all the other guys that I masturbated like 25-30 times a day because I usually touched it really quickly for 1-second every now and then.
It wasn't until I was 14 and discovered porn on the internet that masturbating meant you had to actually rub your dick and cum.
>tfw you will never experience dialup
At least I got to experience the early 00s
>Funnyjunk.com back when it was just a yellowish site that had lots of flash content
>That one "WATCH THIS!" flash that was actually just a screamer
>tfw that was my first ever screamer
I remember it clearly because after I watched it, I went crying to my mother.
>>342939647
>>342939745
>not taking your dick in your left hand and rubbing the underside of the head against your right
scrubs
>>342939647
>Used to masterbate when i was 7 by holding on to the window ledge looking out the window pulling myself up and down grinding my dick against the wall.
I have no idea how i figured that shit out.
my fellow americans
YOU FUCKS I JUST REMEMBERED THE TIME I WOULD FREQUENTLY FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING RAPED BY MY MASSIVE FUCKING GORILLA PLUSH TOY
>>342939608
Same reason I did a lot of dumb shit. Fear and shame clouding my already retarded judgment.
>>342939543
>tfw your friend tells her she loved you on MSN
>didn't know if she meant love love or was just being friendly
>didn't think so much about it
>later realize she might have been serious
>things got awkward and I didn't see her much
>drifted apartShe was a virgin too.
>>342939647
I used to hit it with my fingers, feels good to this day but it hurts in the second fap.
>>342938724
one time i found porn that my cousin was hiding but it was gay
i stopped going through other people's things to find porn after that. just seemed better to use my imagination
>>342936525
I remember that exact game. I'm pretty sure it fucked with my 13 year old self and it instantly killed my urge to fap, and I didn't fap for like a week after that.
>>342935864
Jokes on you I still fap to her anal vids.
>>342939809
nigga i practically treated my cock like a vagina, you're vanillashit
>>342935013
Why did they push Skype again? Uglier interface, no custom emoticons, no custom sounds, no sounds at all, actually a bunch of features removed, and also gayer. Seriously the only reason people made the switchh was because they were forced to.
>>342937017
I really fucking miss the text boards.
>>342939797
There is a lot of heavy nostalgia in this thread, it was not that great. My sister was always on the phone, every time she hung up I'd rush to the computer in hopes that could download one more video before she came back.
>>342939303
Back around 2008 I started downloading stuff from Bearshare for exactly that reason, I was just curious as to what I would find. And I did find some old movies I remembered from the KaZaA days.
But I gave up after a while because I was too worried about what I could end up getting.
>>342939797
>flash game already 99%
>someone calls
>forced to refresh it
>>342939741
>tfw those msn group chats were the longest time I ever talked with girls
>>342937830
4chan hemorrhaged money back then because advertisers didn't want anything to do with loli. Comprises had to be made.
>>342937663I still fap to that shit 10 years later
>>342939797
Dial up fucking sucks man. You're not missing anything. Don't worry. Some new lightspeed shit will come out in the future and you'll explain how archaic broadband was to the younguns.
>>342939815
>I have no idea how i figured that shit out.
Your dick knew anon. Dicks always find a way.
>>342939267
oh shit son
>looking up rotten with friends in school because nothing new onkuvalauta
>THAT kid comes to see what's up
>h-hey anon what is that stuff
>uh rotten
>hey show me that picture again
>he stares at a stab wound intensely while his mouth slowly drifts open
>tell him to fuck off and continue browsing
>look behind me from time to time and every single time the kid averts his gaze into nothingness
Incidentally that kid later paid a girl at school to go to the movies with him. The price didn't include holding hands.
>>342939615
>While looking at doujins on my PSP
Underage b&
>>342939267
>try multiple times to check out some motorcycle accident pic
>would never fucking load
Apparently the dudes head was destroyed and his tongue was just hanging there but I'll never fucking know!
>>342939741ooiiee no debes ser tan enojon, osea te calles o no te dejo darme un besito negro uiuiui ;3
>>342939845
Fair enough.
Anyone else tried to make a fleshlight out of cardboard tube, some foam/cotton and a plastic bag?Never worked properly.
>>342939939
>can only play rs after 6pm because it's cheaper
>>342939974
>Some new lightspeed shit will come out in the future and you'll explain how archaic broadband was to the younguns.
Hell my DSL is ten times faster than it was just a few years ago.
>>342939815
>walking down street
>look in random window one time
>little kid's face just going up and down with ever increasingly retarded expressions
>holds himself there staring into the sky
>suddenly collapses down
The fuck was his problem?
>>342934354
>2004
>around 13 years old
>go to cousins house
>shows me limewire
>we end up searching for random stupid shit and downloading .mp3's and .avi's and .mpeg's
>end up looking for porn
>find BME pain olympic video sneakily titled something like "hot-young-blonde-fucks-step-mom"
>freak the fuck out
>still not entirely phased so we start looking for more crazy shit
>eventually downloaded a surprise video of a girl bent over slapping her vagina and whistling for her dog
>we watch as the dog mounts her and starts fucking her
Those were the days, I even downloaded Hitman 2 off limewire and it miraculously worked fine, it probably also installed malware but I was too stupid back then to notice.
>>342939729
I NEVER FUCKING KNEW THAT GOD DAMN
>Heard about CP when I was like 12 for the first time
>Literally thought it was just regular porn but meant for children, like root beer
>Would go to Google and literally google search for "child porn" multiple times
Pretty sure I'm on a list, yep.
>>342939853
same, talked to this one girl for a solid 2 years, when I first started recording music (can't even remember what program it was, came standard with windows 98)
use to send her the hacked emo riffs and shitty songs. Eventually she wanted to meet, and I just stopped talking to her. To this day, I don't think I've been that involved with a person.
>>342939741
>Not being super alpha and dating every girl you meet online
>tfw you make history in the Ares chatrooms
lmao ez
>>342939595
That bitched loved every second
>>342940031
> game almost loaded
> anon i need to type up some reports
> closes your game
MUUUUUM
>>342939596
What makes you think I'm at all confused about the events, anon?
The ISP sent them a notice, our parents said it was from the government to give us a scare.
>>342939797
Dial up was bad
I remember playing WoW on dial up. I had to try and remember to not log out in major cities because it would often time out trying to load everything.
>>342940074
I remember my friends being like "yo dude can I download stuff at your place" because I had a half-working DSL connection with 50 kB/s downstream
this thread reminds me that I had a brief inflation/fattening fetish back in the day
can't believe I was able to find this image
>>342939267
we hacked their MUD in 1999. they used a MUD instead of IRC and the login screen was a custom designed castle with penis spires.
shit was hilarious. they actually mudded as pants/rands etc and talked just like jerkcity full time. even before they knew we were there.
>>342938703
>know rubbing my wee-wee feels good from those warm jets in the pool blasting my boyhood
>try to emulate it at home with a fan+heater really close to the fan while rubbing off really close to the fan so the heated air blew against the lad
>tfw
https://youtu.be/TazywZDuj9I?t=52s
>>342939687
>tfw gaming in the clinton years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw
>>342940098
>Literally thought it was just regular porn but meant for children, like root beer
>mfw downloading Limewire pro through standard Limewire
Crafty as fuck
The internet really was a different place
![[HorribleSubs] Wakaba Girl - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.51_[2015.07.18_17.39.52].png](https://i.imgur.com/tVp762p.png "[HorribleSubs] Wakaba Girl - 03 [720p].mkv snapshot 02.51 [2015.07.18 17.39.52]")
>>342939745
I did the same thing, actually.
>>342939853
>she says she likes/loves you
>"haha sorry that was my friend lmao"
>delete your heartfelt reply
>>342939583
this tbqh
>my sister caught me doing it once
>>342939939
>forget to disconnect dialup connection overnight
>phone bill racks up to 200 dollers
Mom, I'm sorry.
>>342940163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA
>>342940151
>the fucking video timing
I'm dying here right now. what happened to your dick?
>>342940098
I suggest you microwave your HDD and move to another location, anon
>>342939745
I haven't seen that image in 6 years
Thanks
>>342940183
yeah, it fucking sucks now.
>>342940178
>limewire_pro_platinum_edition_avi.exe
>>342935921
>because normies hate fun UIs
>I am an ADHD Aspie who needs constant distractions or i'll hurt myself!
>>342940102
I should have pointed out she was a classmate so it wasn't only a online thing.
Never was that attracted to her though. She was black and really horsefaced, But still something my awkward virgin self would have jumped on no question.
>>342940195
Yikes. That sounds harsh.
>>342940193
the worst part was that i discovered itwhile my mother was doing our morning bible reading while my siblings and i were in the same bed together listeningstealth fap master from the first fap
>tfw you will never return to late 90s or early 00s
>>342940141
wait a minute, THIS was the one that got me
Jesus christ all this nostalgia
>>342934673
epic comebac, duedeudeude
>>342940134
>family still had dial up when TF2 with the orange box first came out
>Only 1 of the 2 phones we had was actually dial up
>They always picked up the fucking dial up one when someone called
>MFW
I kept getting so pissed off at getting disconnected from playing games that I basiclly hid that phone when I played TF2.
>>342940098
>Literally thought it was just regular porn but meant for children, like root beer
I'm dying
Am I misremembering it or did the MSN emoticons have fucking sound? I remember spamming a custom bat one that was annoying as shit
>>342940225
We just bought the consumable ones that has 24-48 hours of internet time so we never had that problem
>>342940183
It's like when your favorite arcade/bowling alley gets closed down and turned into a Starbucks.
>>342940183
Simpler times anon
Now that the majority is tech savvy it will never ever be the same at allbecause when the next big thing comes everyone will jump on it, unlike the first internet boom where reqlly only creeps, weirdos, no-lives and the occasional business man would use the internet
![[HorribleSubs] Hello!! Kiniro Mosaic - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.39_[2015.04.20_04.13.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6A0Cq0a.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hello!! Kiniro Mosaic - 03 [720p].mkv snapshot 16.39 [2015.04.20 04.13.10]")
>>342940098
>>Literally thought it was just regular porn but meant for children, like root beer
First time I've heard that description.
>>342940029
>eat a banana
>always hear dick jokes when people eat bananas or crude shit as a teen
>"I wonder"
>heat up peel in microwave for just 15 secs to get warm
>shove into huge freeze ziplock bag
>shove dick into banana peel
>oh fuck its so warm and nice
>finish
>toss bag and peel
>nobody thinks shit since its garbage at the bottom of the bin
> friend falls asleep early
> we draw cocks on his face
>>342938874
>someone installed it onto PC lab
>one of the cool kids finished it to the end
>got caught near the end
His parents got called and he got slapped pretty hard in the middle of class. good times
>>342939853
Similar but:
>Female friend says she truly always loves me
>Her friend adds me later; messages me that the girl who said she loves me died of heart failure
>Her final wish on her death bed was to tell me she loved me
>Told me that by messaging her over MSN, I kept her final moments warm and fuzzy even when she lived her life in pain because of heart complications
>To this day I'm still somewhat a virgin and MSN is dead
I mourned in secret and never told my parents or anyone. One day I had a real life chat with some other girl. She tells me that the girl who passed away was real and she was also friends with her.
Seeing that years had gone by, telling her the story would make it sound like a "my dad works at nintendo" sort of tale.
>>342940195
>get a love note in middle school
>30 minutes later her friends walk up to me and say she takes it back
>>342940183
>Tfw no more friendly people on the internet
>They all went SJW instead and complain about things people like
>Flash games are now indie games being sold for a price
>People upload videos to make money
>Everything has a minimalist soulless design nowadays
>High level programming languages went so mainstream anyone can program their own games and sell them (even if shitty)
>Even when the internet is a thing, we keep censoring shit
NOT
LIKE
THIS
>>342940320
now I'm not even sure
It mightve been either cookies or meatballs
>>342940329
There were emoticons, then "winks" which you're thinking of
>>342940098
oh my sides anon
>>342934354
Limewire?
>>342940369
I don't even have the reaction face for that anon. That just sucks.
>everyone had MSN plus installed
>spamming the shit out of friends with custom sound clips
>TFW we had rection sounds just like 4chin has reaction images
Fuck me, those were the days.
>That one time i put a predator alphabet font on MSN and started talking shit to someone
>the other side would read the text with regular font
I was a dumbass
>>342940360
>friend passes out at party
>we draw cocks on his face
>the next day he gets arrested for having drugs on campus and gets kicked out of school (got stopped partially because he had fucking cocks drawn on his face)
>has to get a mugshot taken and then go home to his parents with a fucking black permanent market cock still on his face
>>342935153
I don't even know how I met most of my contacts on MSN all I know is I got to see a good amount of tits back then through shitty webcams and lots of disconnects.
>>342940329
I fucking hated the screaming ones
>looking for some roms
>rompack.zip
>download file
>unzip and check unzipped folder
>pics and videos of a fat guy with a 7 yo girl, fucking her and cumming on her
>>342939963
Skype groups are no longer the same. But at least I've befriended a person from many corners of the world over the years.
>>342940012
While you're being a tremendous faggot I'll thank you for reminding me the good days when the sluttiest chicks used to talk like that.
>>342940105
To be fair I ended up with many girls having a crush on mebut never IRL until way latereven if I was a shy faggot. But long distance love is a mess and I hate it.
>>342940183
i think it's because everything became standardized around 2010 so it was more accessible to normies. i kinda miss digging deep into GeoCities.
>>342940329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqGJUKaaLU4
>>342940369
>somewhat a virgin
what?
>>342940159
>rescuing Bill Clinton in Jungle Strike
absolutely GOAT
So, tough guy, what was your first gore-related thing you've ever seen?
>>342937823
>Ares
I forgot about it, back in the day i would recommend it to everyone. Good times.
>>342938874
Holy shit, that fucking game.
One time I got so infuriated by it that I went through the trouble of decompiling the .swf and getting the image files out of it.
Wasn´t as rewarding as I thought and felt empty afterwards
>>342937017
I really miss Times New Roman in 4chan.
>tfw your rebellious older sister whom you shared a room with would let you stay up late at night and would watch Howard Stern with you because she thought it made her cool
>>342940360
I still do this
Only pussy's sleep.
>>342938568
WinMX? Yeah all the time before upgrading to Kazaa and LimeWire.
"Hello? Yes. AOL? I would like to cancel my my trial offer, yes i realize i have 10 hours left freee but i have chosen to to continue it. Thank you so much for cancelling my subscription. Okay.. yes.. goodbye."
>make another trial aubscription with new disc
>>342937262
Happened to my mum and dad and they saw all my porn searches on the home PC.
My mum had a 'chat' with me and said it was okay to look at porn just don't look at anything dodgy otherwise my dad will go to prison.
>>342940151
>>know rubbing my wee-wee feels good from those warm jets in the pool blasting my boyhood
Oh god, why did you remind me?
>Be 8 or 9
>Used to go to the public pool every week and stay until late because my family and I loved swimming
>By the time we left we'd normally be the last ones there each night
>One night take a sudden interest in both doing somersaults in the pool and my penis
>Check that there's no one around
>Pull down my bathers and start trying to suck my dick by doing somersaults
>Get bored later and meet up with my family and go home
>mfw years later realising that the security guys have surveillance footage of some retarded little boy trying to suck his dick
>>342939252
>>one day I try to be nice and tell her "You dont have to show it every day, we can also normally talk..."
>>she instantly blocked me
That's kind of fucking scary. I wonder what thought process led her to do that.
>I'll probably end up in jail one of these days
Here's hoping you don't.
>>342940481
When gorespam was a thing before
>all these normies having talked to grills in their school years
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>342940459
> find something like that involvingtwo boys
> mfw watch it anyway then set it to "hidden" and just keep it on my desktop, on the same PC account everyone uses, for months until my hard drive dies
holy shit the risks i took
>>342940369
I'm sorry.
>>342938703
>try rubbing off by putting my hand into a fist and ramming in johnny boy
>not moving my hand, but thrusting into it like the men on the internet do
>"This would be easier with something so I wouldn't have to stand awkwardly and use my hands."
>try shampoo bottle, too big
>only other thing I can find is a glass bottle
>fill glass bottle with some shampoo because if its slippery it'll feel even better than my spit
>stick golden boy in
>gets stuck after a thrust or two
>shampoo on the head-hole makes him burn
took me an hour to free myself, if I broke the bottle it would've made too much noise so it had to be a solo infiltration mission.
>>342940360
>friend falls asleep at party on love seat
>we entomb him by flipping another couch, placing it perfectly on his
>he wakes up screaming
>>342940532
fuck off with your /r9k/ garbage, we're having a great thread
![[Chyuu] M3 - Sono Kuroki Hagane - 16 [720p][0EE94AE9].mkv_snapshot_21.05_[2014.08.06_17.09.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3dDQJGr.jpg "[Chyuu] M3 - Sono Kuroki Hagane - 16 [720p][0EE94AE9].mkv snapshot 21.05 [2014.08.06 17.09.53]")
>>342940305
>bible reading
>Went to catholic primary school
>Had mass every Wednesday morning
>One day I'm sitting next to this girl and she keeps staring at my crotch for some reason
>Can't figure out why, ask what she's looking at and she'd say nothing but then look again later
>Later on realise that my fly was down the entire time and I couldn't see because of the way they were bunched while I was sitting
I wonder how far back we can trace internet memes.
>>342940565
> FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS
>>342936439
>>342936565
FUCK STEAM
XFIRE WAS INCREDIBLE
>nine_inch_bails.ft.limp_bizkit.ft.marilyn_manson.ft.system_of_a_down.ft.mushroom_head.ft.slip_knot.ft.korn-RoLLin_(supermix).mp3.exe
Seems legit
>>342940481
a pic of what happens to someone when they got shot in the head with a .50 cal
>>342936321
Same
>>342935994
>goku fucking sailor moon and his 8 foot cock is protruding through her stomach
>>342935013
Oh god. I was the edgy autistic skinny teenager who had edgy song lyrics set as my username.
All those group chats, custom emoticons and the draw function...
Now I am /fit/ and confident.
I miss the good old times....I just want to be an autistic sperglord again...
>Download some random game off limewire
>Screen goes black
>Suddenly all my files are being deleted ohgodwhatthefuc
>Screen goes black with the text "Thank god it's only a game".
>Shows screenshots for some game that builds its stages based on the contents in your hard drive
Got this one a few times but it always scared the shit out of me
>>342940558
>tfw used shampoo as lubricant
>tfw i went to pee
>>342940239
The further we advance in technology the less soul everything seems to have.
>>342940369
>somewhat a virgin
Could you elaborate?
thread is making me realize the internet really doesn't have anything left to offer me.
>>342938670
apparently has a kid
>>342940481
>in HS
>watched gore like it was nothing
>now
>see anything gore related and I feel really squeamish
What happened? I became a real pussy when it comes to gore and crime and stuff like that.
Hell, I used to lie in bed at night reading books about Jack The Ripper and shit, now I watch Se7en in the middle of the day and lie awake at night and can't get the movie out of my head.
>>342935013
>tfw 30 friends to talk with on ICQ
>~25-30 on MSN Messenger
>6 on Windows Live Messenger
>3 on Facebook chat today
What have I done...
>2006
>in high school
>changing classrooms, choose a desk and sit down
>in the storage under the desk there's a scrunched up piece of paper
>almost throw it away
>instead, unfold it
>written on the paper is the fated address
>4chan.org
i should have thrown it away
>tfw you and your best friend would play Runescape together all of the time during your middle school years
>tfw you both meet these two girls in-game
>We all add each other up on AIM and MySpace
>tfw literally start double dating
>tfw one of the girls was actually really attractive while the other one was pretty fat
>tfwyou got the fat girl
Sometimes when my friend and I would play Bully together, he would go and kiss the really fat girl, look at me and go
>"hey look anon, it's you and your girlfriend!"
>>342940643
'''''advancing''''''' technology is really just making it less scientific and more tard friendly
>>342940459
>romhacks on p2p programs
Anyone remember columns.smc?
>>342940620
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>342936221
>downloading adware shit
>this entire fucking thread
I'm in tears, I love you guys.
>in like 7th grade
>emailing back and forth with friends, sending 3 minute porn clips
good times
sneeking down at 2am to watch that scene of scary movie 2
>>342940690
> tfw you lost a bro who you spoke to on msn and played RS daily with because you became too fucking pussy whipped with some girl you chased after in highschooland i didn't even get pussy in the end, friendzoned eternally
>>342940481
Probably whatever people used to spam on /b/ gore threads back in 2006. Never saw that shit on limewire.
I think it was some dudes head smashed open like a watermelon or one dude with a fence spike through the ass with the caption 'butthurt', either of those.
>>342937823
>>342940483
>Aresde donde son? Camxcam?
9yo_Jenny.mp4
>>342940517
>mfw years later realising that the security guys have surveillance footage of some retarded little boy trying to suck his dick
You are probably on the deep web somewhere being passed around.
>>342940393
I really miss flash. not because it was that great, but because it gave this sense of community. I remember back in the day perusing newgrounds forums and people would ask how to o X or having an issue with something, and the community would find workarounds/neat ideas, and tons of tutorials. now there are so many fucking languages/platforms/UIs it's a mess.
>>342937309
>I have no money
>I would like to eat
>I can be paid to do something disgusting and eat
>all these thingin this thread i don't know about but wish i was there to see them firsthand
>>342940735
> grew up thinking you were alone with all the weird shit you've experienced, seen and been through
> mfw learning that you never were alone
>>342940682
edginess is usually just a phase
>>342940682
I feel the same. I was hugely into horror as a teenager and read loads of horror novels and played plenty of horror games. These days I can barely even touch Fatal Frame without the lights on because it scares me too much.
I used to browse Rotten and look are goreshit in my young teen years but these days I find it extremely unpleasant.
Did we just start to realise how serious it all is?
>>342940445
>That one time i put a predator alphabet font on MSN and started talking shit to someone
>the other side would read the text with regular font
I did the same shit. I used to download fuck loads of different fonts. I thought I was cool shit for typing with the Metallica or Iron Maiden font. Everyone else just saw Arial.
I started saving reaction images off of here and making them into custom emoticons to use on MSN.
>>342939095
I still remeber playing a vollyball game with a logitech camera.. i feel so old
>>342940369
i pulled this trick on a 21 year old guy i was ''dating'' online back when i was 13 pretending to be 18
>>342938810
it was a unique experience
fucked me right up
>>342938703
Tried using Tiger balm as lubricant once,shit was fucking great
>>342938703
>>342938965
>>342939286
>>342940558
>>342940642
>Shampoo
Have you guys ever used Conditioner?
Now THAT'S some shit
>>342939710
I fucked a melon once and it's still to this day some of the stupidest fucking shit I ever did.
It doesn't feel good at all, the seeds get in your dickhole, and because there's an airpocket in there the air needs to go out somewhere when you put your dick in, causing really retarded noises, and it's just really fucking messy overall.
My biggest mistake was telling one of my lady friends about it who I had a crush on at the time. I told her about so much stupid shit that I did, I just couldn't keep my god damned secrets to myself. I haven't talked to her in like five years now.
Fuck me. She was hot too. Also if you visit family or grandparents and you get a queen size bed or any bed with two mattresses next to eachother, don't put your dick between the mattresses and cum, because they will find out.
>all sorts of online games and all were massively played
>all kinds of intriguing/original shit
>forum rpgs
>>342940098
>tfw I just looked for porn of people my age
I didn't even consider illegality.
Kazaa was pretty gud.tfw when we received a free webcam when first upgrading to ISDN
>>342940759
>one dude with a fence spike through the ass with the caption 'butthurt'
R@YGOLD
>>342940682
Can still handle movie gore but I gave up on the real shit after 3 guys 1 hammer. Was to much for me. Cried like a bitch.
>finally find a filename that looks safe
>download it
>double-click
>Windows Media Player opens
>ruh roh raggy
>get gay outback aussy porn
least it wasnt jenny8yo.mp4
>>342940475
>>342940661
Once stuck it in a girl but didn't feel like using that hole and pulled out. Went with the other hole, but then just settled with fellatio. I didn't use that hole because that girl was someone else partner in everyone's eyes, even when she was willing. It was NTR before NTR became a trend but I wasn't so ruthless as the male actors of those and most importantly, cautious not to make a mess the partner would find out. I had sunken low but didn't want to destroy a relationship among two people I had been seeing daily at the time.
I just got a deepthroat fetish out of it. Not bad at all. Clean sex.
>>342935475
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>342940178
>>mfw downloading Limewire pro through standard Limewire
It's like a glitch through the matrix, I would always do this. Faster speeds too.
>friend years back wants to collab on a webcomic/media site
>I'm the sole artist
>we both butt heads over the design
>I'm an absolute retard and don't know what I'm doing when it comes to website design
>he tells me to show my proposed site layout
>it's literally a custom mouse cursor, midi files and shitty geocities/maxpages design
>he laughs and rejects it, we never make said site
I now realize people made a music genre out of this shit.
>yfw your first time someone tricked you into searching r@ygold in limewire
>>342940805
I'm sure the internet is plenty fun for you.Just kidding, you have no idea how crazy this shit use to be, this thread doesn't do the 00's justice
>>342940876
more please before thread dies
>thread's already autosaging
threads like this only come along once in a blue moon
>>342940764
Ciudad Juarez, how did you know i was Mexican?
I've never seen 2girls1cup of any of those fotm disgusting/gore videos back in the day.
I was a huge pussy back then and I'm a huge pussy today!
>>342940873
> the thought of some kid fucking a watermelon
>>342940876
I want to hug her. Damn dude.
>>342940863
Have you ever used shampoo+conditioner made from all natural organic ginger?
Now that is some shit
>>342940981
complete with original filename from 13 years ago
>>342940926
>It was NTR before NTR became a trend
what the fuck are you talking about? do you think cheating on people was invented by porn? girls have been sluts for decades
>>342940926
What, you fucked her in the ass so it wouldn't be cheating?
>>342940473
This. I miss the huge variety of sites and forums. Now it's all standardised to ten or so sites.
>>342939398
>tfw dry-humped my matress for years as a kid
>mfw i first jizzed
>>342940876
Spoiler that shit son. This is a blue board.
>>342940919
>he doesn't know how to show filenames' extension
Enjoy your downloader, I guess.
>>342940682
you grew up.
![[HorribleSubs] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.07_[2014.08.18_17.51.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MkNIvhx.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 15.07 [2014.08.18 17.51.49]")
>>342940789
Shit, that reminds me of a different but at least less embarrassing story. My dad won some competition for this rock music-oriented variety show he watched and we got invited to a live episode with community interaction. At one point they had a quiz and wanted guests to come up for it, and my parents pushed me into going up. As a little kid I didn't know shit and sat in silence as all the questions went over my head, then got off the stage.
Many years later I found out that it wasn't just broadcast nation-wide, but even in Europe too, as some Norwegian guy I met on a forum remembered the episode when I recounted the story then.
>>342941015
good shit, hurry though lad
>>342940989
Because it's mostly Mexico who uses it, also some from South America but those don't count.I still talk to my Ares exgf, she's fucked in the head and wants to become a guy, we're still in love but we also hate each other
>>342941015
>>342940876
kek this is amazing
>finding dads porn stash>finding out he likes boys
>tfw TechTV is rip
>>342940989
Ares was Mexico's Limewire.
>>342938187
Kek
>>342940890
>looking for porn of people your age
>tfw was 12
>i even cammed with other kids my age
Omegle and chatroulette were huge pedofile bonanzas
>>342940863
>He's never tried using a bar of soap as lube
You have no idea.
>grown-up now
>still wipe my cum on my blanket
I don't know how other guys do it, if I used tissues my garbage bin would just be full of those
>>342940708
I honestly sometimes wish I could live in the 80's or something. Before we had all of this bullshit.
https://youtu.be/RYbe-35_BaA
People's souls have been killed. We went too far.
>>342941075
> you find pictures of you
>>342939398
>fapping by humping the mattressI still do that to this day
>>342940828
Even so. To go from not really being that affected to being scared by movies is a pretty big leap.
>>342940832
More regular horror, like games, don't really scare me that much. It's mostly about it feeling "real" that sets me off. Like a ghost isn't that scary because it's just a ghost, a murderer, especially inspired by something real, triggers me more than a SJW reading this thread.
>>342940912
Yeah. I've fine with gore fore as well if it's just sort of action related.
>>342941075
>finding dads porn folder
>mother and daughter eating out
>>342941008
Natural 2 in 1's
Yep
Yeeeeeeeeep
G-goodnight thread.
It has been a nice trip.
what happened to 4chan. these days all you get called cucks and shills. i miss the good old days
>>342941075
Why are dads so terrible at hiding porn?
>>342941113
What the fuck. Use a towel like a normal person.
>>342940682
>be kid
>look at crazy shit
>feel little because it's just images
>be adult
>have seen family or friends die
>maybe seen graphic trauma or even death first hand
>suddenly those silly little images of a guy impaled aren't abstract concepts
>mfw I still can't find all the crazy Kazaa porn I downloaded as a teenager
>I will always hunt for that amateur video titled "mom fucks son"
>I will never find that homemade gangbang video of the two strippers getting fucked to death while the BeeGees play in the background
>Every time I hear "Staying Alive" I think of that personified debauchery
Why the fuck am I nostalgic over smut?
>>342941118
>mom has naked pictures of you
>>342940876
>>342941015
Lava lamp and all.
>>342941125
that will fuck your dick up senpai
>>342941113
i fucking stopped once my mother complained about a "weird smell" on my blankets
god she probably knew
>All these stories of people using fucked up substitutes for lube to jerk off as kids
>tfw I never had to use lube when I jerked off
I'm circumcised and everything, never felt the need to use lube to get off though.
Do you all just have fucked up circumcision jobs?
>>342940876
>>342941015
But why? It was a nice thread...
Fucking /nostalgia/ when?
>>342941161
Because they own that goddamn computer, the house, and the electricity to run it.
Now that I live by myself and I"m 30 I leave porn on my desktop.
>>342941102
My first faps as a young lad were in the bathroom with the liquid "hand soap"
My dick skin peeled off and burned
>>342940645
Holy shit. This was one of the first games I played in primary school.
Can't remember what site it was on but it had spank the monkey and something called The Insanity Test.
The Insanity Test was just a picture of a Ferrari F1 car and the audio from what would later become Crazy Frog. The idea was if you laughed at it you were insane. My friend and I fell out of our chairs we were laughing so hard.
>>342941204
look at the post and image count, threads almost over
>mom finds vibrating toothbrush under your bed you '''lost''' 2 years ago
>uncle asks to use dial up
>says he wants to play battle realms
>asks me to stay in my room while he plays alone in the living room
>mfw he was just jerking off
>>342941075
>Its traps
I was surprised and disgusted
And Know Thanks to 4 chan i could really take a look at those
>>342941075
little boys?
shit.
>>342941174
> mum has naked pictures of you
> has embarrassing stories of you
> keeps showing people who visit and telling them about the stupid shit you did
>>342941196
that's the advantage of doing your own laundry
>>342941113
>>342941196
>the corner of your blanket is now all yellow/brownish
>>342941098
Same stuff, though those things werent big at the time yet, I had to find random super weird webcam programs and shit.
>tfw camming with disgusting old men
>still gets me very horny
>decide to trim my tiny bush with scissors so it would look better
>literally end up cutting into my sack
>bloody toilet paper everywhere, shock and horror
Scary shit but luckily it was just surface level, still have the scar on my sack.
>>342941145
>Like a ghost isn't that scary because it's just a ghost, a murderer, especially inspired by something real, triggers me more than a SJW reading this
I know exactly what you mean. I never used to find slasher movies or things where some crazy human was the "monster" to be scary, but when I watched the Poughkeepsie Tapes a few years back it terrified me, because the only "monster" was an ordinary human quietly breaking into homes or getting people's trust and doing horrible things.
The Mist is another good example, the humans are far scarier than the monsters in that story.
>>342939628
there it is
>>342941164
I remember getting a video of two whores on a taxi cab hood with one spreading anothers cheeks and her getting railed. All I remember is the pantyhose and really shitty quality and taxi cab.
I'll never find that damn video.
>>342941204
Dont ask for that
We dont need that
Once in a while is good
Shitposting about the is no good
>this thread
i wanna go back lads
>>342941203
The problem is if you do it all the damn time it starts getting raw. You just have good self-control.
Or you cum after two seconds like a pansy.
>>342941274
>always using the same spot
>>342936272
>When you didn't know how to delete search history or your google search in the smart bar
>Porn
>Porbability
>Porcupine
>Porcelain
>WHO'S BEEN WATCHING PORN?
>It's a virus mum...
>>342941186
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice that.
>>342941196
>god she probably knew
famicon she got creampied and then gave birth to you.
She knows exactly what it is she just didn't want to say it and destroy you.
>>342940863
I found conditioner actually worked well, it didn't sting at all. Though it did depend on the brand, some conditioners also hurt like fuck.
>>342940873
>the seeds get in your dickhole
Dear god.
>>342941274
>>342941273
i had a blanket with a black underside
> all those white dried marks
>>342940682
>be young
>dont understand the implications of what you see
>be old
>understand the implications and thus be very bothered
>>342941319
when you die you restart
>>342941019
If it makes you feel better I didn't go after her. She entered my room and teased me to do it. Never talked to her again after that or did it again. Eventually she broke up with her partner and her partner said she was trash. I kept my friend.
>>342941075
>grew up with a single mother
>tfw you find your mother's porn stash
It was extremely vanilla stuff that she hid beneath her clothes in her dresser. She also owned one of those vibrating massager thingies that she kept on her bed side that I never knew what was for.
but now, wew.
>>342940919
I see that Jenny shit mentioned alot. Never saw it back in the days of limewire, some sort of shock porn movie?
>>342941117
Trying to distance myself from the internet lately, only pay for minimal data on my phone, always run out weeks before the end of the month. NWhen I don't use it, when I stay away from all the inter connectivity, you can almost feel what it was like to be normal... long stretch of the word, but 'normal' is the only way I can describe it.
>>342941203
Chopped dick reporting in.
Lube was only after the first few times. It added some slippery yet awesome action.
>>342941163
The only death I've encountered is my cats dying.
I've been quite lucky in that I suppose.Fuck I miss my cats.
>>342939739
>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
>>342941194
Nah, I'm enjoying it tbhh. With the advent of high resolution tablet and wireless network it's easier and more enjoyable than ever
>>342941075
>You actually started crying, because your old man is a faggot with his gay bondage porn.
>>342941360
A girl came onto you and you barely fucked her and then you never fucked a girl again? That's weird man
>>342941276you want me to kiss that scar and make it better?
>>342941360
Still an interesting concept, not that I'd blame a young guy for doing it when they push you.
But you had your dick in a woman, you are not a virgin.
>>342941341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CqvzNG-Y3o
>older cousin gives you "protips" about covering your tracks in the internet history
>suggests "safe" sites
>tells me about "safe" file extensions
>good shit thanks man
>took the bait hook line and sinker
>suggests I combine hot sauce and shampoo for an "authentic vagina experience" and use it as lube next time I beat off
>I trust him because I'm a little retard
>mfw in linked post
>>342941416
This thread is awesome, ily guys.
>tfw got my first computer relatively late
>used to be jelly of all my friends and sometimes go to their houses with my mom just to play some flash games
>I get on my computer, father sits next to me
>first thing I do is go to minijuegos.com and play a fighting game with ninjas wielding spears, katanas etc.
>dad sits there dumbfounded
>"What the fuck are you doing, what is this?"
>become ashamed and search up some news for him
>tfw got my first virus
>had Kaspersky at the time
>the horrible squeeling sound it made after it found a virus freaked me out
>turn the computer off, run into my bathroom and start crying for seemingly no reason
It was a better time
>>342941341
> it's a virus mum...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE4gHy2Oa34
>>342941382
Sorry anon. Get new cats. Its not replacing as much as moving on and not being miserable forever.
I miss my cats. I miss my corgi. But I have a new cat and a new bulldog.
>>342941361
>vibrating massager thingies
thats called a vibrator anon
>>342941075
>confront dad about this
>he denies everything
>tell our pastor
>dad no longer welcome at church and loses his job not long after
>>342941463
>the virus made muh pants fall down
Extreme kek
>>342941450
>linking your shitty youtube channel
>>342941270
>mum's home videos go missing
>she wonders why she can never find them
>always sad that all those precious memories disappeared
>>342941125
I do it too. It's better than using hands.
>>342941436
well its been like 16 years but now I feel it tingling in a bad way so m-maybe
>>342941075
>Finding your uncle's porn VHS collection
>Wait for everyone to leave the house all week
>He goes to work while the rest of the family goes to church
>Pop one in the player
>It starts outright with hardcore raw pussy fucking
>By that time the hardest stuff i had ever watched was playboy
>I panic and turn it off
>For years i thought that sex hurts girls but that they're nice enough to let us do it because they love us
It was all russian porn for some reason.
>>342939267
The library was a wikipedia of it's time. Shame it stopped getting updated
>>342941451
How did that fuckin feel
>>342941462
>got a virus from news websites
The fuck?
>have to pee
>cant go to the toilet because parents banging next room
>>342941319
So do I. It's so shit nowadays. Everything is predictable and normie-friendly.
>>342941203
I'm uncut and using lube is still more fun than going raw.
anyone wanna make a new thread before this one dies?
>>342941527
Just let me take care of it, anon-kun
But first let meFFRRRRRROOOOORRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
>>342941451
>suggests I combine hot sauce and shampoo for an "authentic vagina experience"
you baka ass motherfucker
>Those friends who would triple dog dare you to google search for "boobs" at the computer lab in school
>>342941529
>turn 18
>lol time to buy porn
>go to the porn store and just kinda grab something
>bitches getting pissed on, double anal, gang fucking, BDSM
Christ I thought I had seen some shit. I had not.
>>342941347
>Had a display case of something on my desk when I was young, I don't even remember what anymore but it had a glass cover
>At night the glass would reflect light back into my face and it annoyed me so I took it down and put it on the ground near my feet
>Some months later realise that the glass is covered in poorly-aimed semen stains
>Some more time later it disappeared from my room because my mother took it out and cleaned it
Just kill me.
>>342941356
Well. I wasn't that young and I haven't changed that much since HS.
Like, it's a fairy recent thing, only in the past few years, and it's slowly gotten worse.
>>342941480
I live with my parents and I'm a bit allergic.
First one died a year ago, the other only a month ago. Only have one left now. The oldest. The house feels so empty now.
>>342941595
it was a good thread, repeat threads just dont work as well
>>342941575
>knock on the door and ask if you can use the bathroom
I don't get why people don't do that. I used to do that with my parents and they would hide under the blanket
>>342941625
>tfw playing stick figure fighting instead of doing your daily Mavis Beacon
Baka
>>342941418
It eventually happens when you spend all your time playing video games and watching anime and going to 4chan like me. One day I will put my college degree to work.
One guy got busted looking at rotten.com during comp sci class
He wasn't even a weird kid otherwise
>that kid that looked for cp on the school computers
I'm glad none of the dumb shit I did as I kid was as dumb as the dumb shit you did.
>thread is dying
;_;
>>342941575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63NiS3uZaTA
>>342941742
f-fuck you
>>342941529
>For years i thought that sex hurts girls but that they're nice enough to let us do it because they love us
>they love us
History's biggest lie.
>>342941745
> just realised I've been in this thread for the past 2 hours
>>342941745
make a new one idiot
>>342941742
Y-you too
>>342941737
http://www.rotten.com/library/
pretty much the greatest page on the internet
>>342941164
>Remember one video I really liked
>Search for it
>Xvideos had it
God bless, now I'll always keep april_summers_handjob.avi on my hard drive and not just in my heart.
>>342941745
It was fun
Glad there are still some anon's here who don't suck.
>>342941616
>>342941536
Johnny was literally burned inside out, cooked like a raw dog.
>>342941840
AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK I FELT THAT WHEN I READ IT
>>342941707
HS is absolutely young
You dont need to experience shock and trauma to start to feel more empathy.
I mean if it bothers you about the reading and stuff you can just work on it, otherwise theres nothing bad about this.
Gore is shit, only shit people thrive on it and enjoy it.
>there are people in this thread who never frequented dragonballXXX.net
Yall niggas gay
>>342941203
I'm also cut but as a kid it was mostly just because I didn't know what I was doing and I'd try to rub the head rather than jerk it. These days I prefer doing it without lube anyway, it's messy and loud and a pain to clean up.It is dangerous though, I've torn my dick a few times. I also didn't stop and let it recover so now it always swells a bit to the left of the head when it gets hard.
>Don't have computer at home
>Parents too poor
>Have to stay after school to use library computers
>Looking up porn and fappan all day every day
>Everything is fine
>One time, the library lady came in to see what I was doing there every day
>The fucking computer froze as she walked up
>Full fucking porn frozen on the screen
>Get kicked out of library permanently
>I still see that library lady in my hometown occasionally when I visit
>>342941625
>tfw I accidentally watch CP on the school computers
Thank fuck I was in the back. Fucking /b/ man.
I also fapped a few times in school watching porn. We had these small rooms with a single computer in it meant for film editing. And the only way to open the doors was with a key or from inside. Good times.
>>342941779
women can love, they just can't love only one person
fucking whores
>>342941894
Oh I did and I am ashamed.
>>342941894
>dragonballXXX.net
>not narutoxxxhentai
smhfam
>>342941674
>Turn 18
>Realize i can buy porn
>Even though i don't go to church i was forced to go because i was an adult and had to receive god's blessing or some shit
>Get super brain washed about porn and the devil/hell
>Try to buy a magazine but i just can't bring myself to do it thinking i will go to hell for it
They also brain washed me into throwing away my pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards for being satanic.
It's been a good thread, lads
Thanks for reliving these memories with me, I'm off to play somevideo gamesnow
http://www.imgbase.info/images/safe-wallpapers/anime/yotsuba/20477_yotsuba.jpg
Reminder that 4chan went to shit when we stopped posting yotsuba.
Do your part and build a yotsuba reaction folder.
People are less mad when yotsuba is watching them.
>>342941341
>>It's a virus mum...
This was a great excuse, it always worked against technologically inept parents.
>Parents went to the store
>Tfw you tried to fuck your dog in the ass
>That immense shame felt after being unsuccessful
>>342941912
I started by humping my pillow and I still do it sometimes.
>>342941912
I mangled my penis a lot too, but lube is far too messy to be always used.
Last year I took a 5 day break, when I came back I jacked off so hard my dick swollen to like 150% for 3-4 days
Since then whenever I'm a bit harsher it happens again to a smaller extent, now I even have a tiny hard spot on my shaft that seems to stay. Time to get dick cancer.
>>342941891
>HS is absolutely young
Well, I was 17-18 then, and I'm 23 now.
Don't get me wrong though, I don't really mind not being able to watch gore. It's annoying not really being able to watch serious crime dramas, but I never was that into them in the first place.I still love gore in games and action movies though.
>>342941959
Thats how my girlfriend at the time was.We bought that magazine togetherwew lad corrupting her innocent youth
>>342941931
>>342941932
>>342941894
The image quality of the artists was complete shit with bad anatomy...
Yet...
It was equal to Michelangelo for its time.
>>342942002
>tfw you actually did the peanut butter on your dick thing and got your nuts licked by the family dog
>watching the dog lick your little sisters face afterwards
Sally I'm so sorry please forgive me ;_;
>>342941742
I'm just glad none of the dumb shit I did as a kid ended up on Youtube.
>>342941075
>find parents porn magazines and one VHS tape with a Ron Jeremy movie when I was 15
>secretly masturbate to it when I am alone at home until I was 18
That was damn fun and somehow more exciting than the CD full with random porn clips and pictures. Broadband internet connection and easy access to porn sites somehow killed this feel.
>>342942002
>Heard about putting peanut butter on my balls to have the dog lick it off
>All we had was chunky
>Try it anyway
>mfw the dog bit my nuts trying to eat chunky peanut butter
>mfw no face
>some time ago, Skype had a community group feature where random people would join in in a chatroom with some topic as the name
>somehow got into one or two of those
>speak up to the people
>"Hey, are you a boy or a girl?"
>"boy"
>"You really sound like a girl to me"
>everyone in the chatroom starts discussing my voice
>leave
I didn't know what to think of it at the time
>>342942002
rip
>parents caught me and my sister fucking around masturbating each other
time.to.die.txt
A girl introduced me to hentai
>Tell her about the hentai I found the other day
>"No sorry anon I'm not really into hentai"
The bitch
>>342942096
did you then let sally lick your nuts
>waking up with a boner as a kid
vergil_motivated.jpg
>>342941359
t. Pajeet Puinlu
>>342942002
What the fuck anon?!
>>342942058
You are just losing that edgyness then, good riddance in the end. I hate gore and I still watched rottendotcom with friends because its peer pressure
Fine with it in fantasy too, its not real afterall, to me its the implications that get me, not even the visuals though those have their own effect too
>>342942096
Is Sally your sister or the dog?
>>342942112
>We were all born just too late to be kids with twitter and facebook and youtube
>our retardation is lost in time and only exists in our memories
YES
WE DID IT. WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO BEING FUCKED BUT WE WERE BORN JUST IN TIME TO ENJOY IT BUT NOT HAVE OUR RETARDED SHIT RECORDED AND SHARED
>>342942125
WEW LAD
E
W
Godspeed anons. ;_;
It was a great thread.
This, thread. I'm dying
>>342942135
Story time.
>>342942125
>getting bit in the fucking nuts by a dog
>while trying to get off
this is truly hellish.
>>342942096
Did the dog ever bite down on your boys?
Whole other kind of pain I wish upon no one.
>>342942163of course it became a regular thing until we cremated her and spread the ashes in our backyard
>tfw the dog that licked my nuts became one with the air I breath
feels strange man
>>342942223
Sally was mydoggy_;_;
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>>342942230
Holy shit, I was a fucking autist well into HS. Thank goodness.
>>342942284
So you're not sorry to your sister?
>>342942151
>tfw your friends goes on a 15 minute rant loudly outside McDonalds about hentai and how people shouldn't find it disturbing and it's nice
>next time someone brings up hentai casually he acts oblivious to it
Always found that fun. Not that I'm judging seeing as I'm heavily into it as well.
>>342942284
Oh jesus man, I meant your little sister
>>342942230
My man you got it
>>342942230
THANK FUCK FOR WEB 2.0
ALL MY TRANSGRESSIONS ON FORUMS AND BEING A LITTLE SHIT LOST TO THE PASSAGE OF TIME
>>342942284
>the dog that licked my nuts became one with the air I breath
This fucking thread you guys, holy shit, right until the very end.
>>342942293
> OP's topic was hardly about video games
> we end up talking about shit that has nothing to do with video games
i love you all
>>342942058
Same here. I used to watch a shit ton of obscure and "banned" horror movies and gory documentaries (mondo ones). Watched slaughtered vomit dolls, melachonie der engel and other shitty shock movies.
Nowadays it's impossible. I just feel shit and I've lost some people close to me in the last few years. I can't get into gory horror movies either. Only atmospheric and psychological ones. And I'm also still fine with it in video games and cheesy action movies.
>>342942058
>23
>cant handle gore
Ive seen some ahit on the internet
I remember watching mr hands, 1 guy 1 jar, 2 guys 1 hammer, a bunch of demented shit in old /b/
And i turned out fine
Ive never been violent, ive since never seeked anything that involves actual gore or violence but occasionally i see it on the news and what not, i have no malicient thoughts of others and have since become a buddhist. I dont like death, violence or chaos, but ive come to accept that chaos will always exists whether we want it or not, whether it brings positivity or not.
Chaos and evil will continue to exists and there is nothing we can do about it but to supress it and prevent it.
You cant keep being afraid anon.
>>342942274
no thanks I'd rather not remember it in perfect detail.
we're both adults and have significant others and it's painfully awkward to remember what we did to each other as kids.
>tfw childhood and puberty before social media and all your fuckups are forgotten by now
>>342942135
'noony tell us
>>342942230
If I led a happy life I would be very overjoyed about this.
>final year of elementary
>I'm the introverted distracted kid with no motivation to overachieve
>knew more about computers anyway
>sit at the bottom row all alone
>unzip my dick and jack it to pam anderson topless google search
>about to nut
>teacher sees me making faces and comes to check what I'm doing
>SANIC fast close browser, zip up and open excel.
>comes to see my stupid face and goes back to the front
>didn't even check my search history
I know realize he was my teacher because he knew more about office than a bunch of kids and the out of touch school staff.
>>342942219
Hey, what can I say? Puberty had me by the balls
Carlos.jpg fucking image limit.
>>342942326
Should have said DRUNKEN rant.
I doubt he remembers, or think we remember.
>>342942257
Still two pages to go man, come on.
>>342942340
>Log into Newgrounds
>Still has all my reviews from 2003
There are some things you can't escape.
>>342942230
feels good
>>342942357
I'm listening to the ambient noise from War for the Overworld.
It's pretty much a great game desu glad i bought it.
>>342942361
>>342942058
Btw i forgot to mention im also 23 years old, so were somewhat similar you and i
>>342942361
Doesn't mean you need to engage in it.
>reading the thread while listening to the Dead Cell theme from MGS2 imagining you retards trying to be sneaky about this shit
i can't fucking breath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cf9PTqTovw
>tfw you don't have any social media accounts and pretty much don't exist on the internet
>>342942357
>/v/ discussing video games, /v/ discussing porn.jpg
>>342942361
>I'm big and tough because I watch people I don't know dying for the lulz!
Delusional fuck.
>>342942448
Feels great
>>342942448
Same
I'm not sure if I like it or don't like it since merely slipping through life undetected sort of terrifies me
I wish this was a sticky.
>>342942362
It'll be funny though dude, come on.
>>342942501
like our blankets?
>>342942447
>reading the posts in Colonel/Raiden/Snakes voice
my sides
>>342942551
no, anon, i shoot all my cum in a specific spot on the carpeting
even though i wash it once a month, it is forever stained white
>>342942501
No, the thread would get the wrong attention and turn into nothing but all caps memes just like any other sticky.
Thank you, /v/.
I really needed this thread. Thank you all for being stupid little shits just like I was.
>>342942497
You're good, don't bother with social networking. It's fucking dumb as shit. You're much cooler for never having touched it.
>>342942551
Ohhh you jest~
>>342942606
Locked sticky then? have more old greatness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGOIzsNZaPQ
>>342942598
>white
>>342942501
The reason why this thread is great is because it's a one of a kind thing that rarely happens.
Making a new thread would ruin the wonder and appeal this thread had in the first place.
Good morning and goodbye, friends.
>>342942647
Everything in this thread was before Youtube even existed.
>Find an MSN emoticon that looks like a download bar that fills up and then has text talking about a virus being installed
>Send it to an internet friend
>He freaks out and unfriends me before I can explain
I miss you bro ;_;
>>342942665
>white
it's actually kind of yellowish/grey is due to green carpeting, but you get what i mean
>>342937929
/a/ "loli" threads are literally the reason why having an entire board dedicated to loli would be a bad idea. it would be worse than /vp/ and /mlp/ combined.
>>342938703
>tfw trying to "speed jack"
>literally jack off as quick as you can
>go 2 fast 2 furious one day
>mummy walks in on me beating my dick like it owes me sweet sweet dosh
>try to save head cover/zip up
>2 fast
>2 furious
>zip up little jonny along with the jeans
>wind up crying my face out explaining shit in the ER
god I was a fucking idiot, I always take my time now
>>342942694
but YT before 2009 was the shit.
>>342942683
Have a good one anon.
>Open up The Madness of Little Emma that I just bought
>Immediately find this thread
>Spend the entire time in this thread instead of playing it
I hope this shit is good because I'm not getting a refund now.
>>342942361
And yet all that shit will come flooding back into my mind while I lie in bed, just as strong and clear as when I watched them before.
I had a dream that some kids were fighting outside my window(last night actually) and someone got hurt so bad they become brain dead and it took me an hour and a half before I fell asleep again.
Also,I had a classmate in school who occasionally hanged with (and teased) who years later murdered some dude with a hammer, that still keeps me up sometimes. Even though I found that out like 5 years ago.
>>342936759
I printed out three pictures I had on me.
One was of Misty getting fingered by Duplica which was really damn good and always gave me boners. The other was of Tifa, Aerith and Yuffie and anothwr of Mai and Chun Li. Had it for a good three months before the heat came in and the papers got all fucked.
>>342942714
lolis are for _____
>>342942683
sleep tight Anon, I'll be heading off to bed too.
Glad mods didn't delete this thread.
>>342942230
I can't be more happier for this. Smartphones must have ruined a lot autists now.
>>342942518
>sister is in my bed while I'm playing video games
>she keeps moving her hands under the covers
>ask what shes doing
>says she itches and shes scratching it
>shes not
>get interested in what shes doing and put my head under the covers
>put my hand there too and rub her itch
>this goes on for a few days and escalates
>parents get wise of us spending a lot of time together when we're normally fighting
>tell us to cut it the fuck out and we do
>never speak of it again
>>342942230
it's actually true, i fucking dodged the bullet in 2005, when the first cell phones with cameras became popular. My school fights and psycho tantrums would have gona viral real quick today...
>>342942464
When the fuck did i say that you retard?
Its the complete fucking opposite
I advise against looking at that, im a pacifist, but i practice fighting in martial arts and sparring. I dont fight to seek people in the streets to fight, but if ever comes a time i may need to fight, i may have to.
Being afraid of gore doeant help with anything, he knows gore is bad, good, but why let it take over you in fear?
>>342942442
I never said you had to
But you have to accept it
Otherwise when something does happen in real life ghat involves injured people, youll be the guy that will be too afraid to help anyone, maybe even yourself. It happens, and you mustnt let fear to control your eyes.
If i saw real gore on tv like news, i would be like "thats sad, i feel saddend for what is happening."
I wouldnt be like "EW OMG IM GOI G TO BARF HHUEERUGH OH IMMA CLOSE MY EYES"
>>342942647
Yeah locked sticky to remember the good old days would be cool.
>>342942787
>having such good taste at such a young age
>>342936341
lol they fucking knew
>>342942835
The amusing part here is picturing your parents matter of factly telling you to cut shit out, probably knowing exactly what was going on.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
Didn´t think my week would start on a high note.
It has been great anons.
>>342942230
But...everything is still shit.
Goodbye anons nice chatting with you all. Im now going to lurk until Archived.
>>342942906
oh they did and we did. they called us both down to the living room and we knew we were busted. it was intensely awkward.
>>342942843
>I wouldnt be like "EW OMG IM GOI G TO BARF HHUEERUGH OH IMMA CLOSE MY EYES"
Nobody, not even the 23 anon said anything like that.
Squeamish is a perfectly normal reaction to seeing gore, and adrenaline will make sure that doesn't bother you.
But I'll still hide gore threads, even if I can take looking at it, I don't want to.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
ALL OF THESE DAYS ARE GONE AND WILL BE LOST FOREVER TO THE HANDS OF TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
off to play Civ5, enjoy the rest of your day you sick fucks <3
>regular /v/ thread
>most posts don't get replies
>most replies are bait, baited, or fighting
>oldfag /v/ thread
>everyone is mostly civil with the acceptable amount of arguments
>most posts are replies and discussion
I don't get why it works for us but not for the rest. Is it really an edgy kid thing? Is that really the answer? /v/ is just filled with livid teenagers rebelling against society by shitposting?
>>342942843
Anon, nobody "fears" gore bar maybe women and true pussies.
Sane people just dont like it and avoid it.
>>342942949
How old were you?
Like did you know what you were doing or were you just kids exploring stuff?
Because if it's the latter then it's just sort of regular really.
>>342943001
>>342942998
Same. Time to play War for the Overworld and try to get the achievements. I'll recommend it again, it was a great buy. It recognized what older games did right and replicated it without being terribly old feeling.
gud purchase.
>>342943028
I don't get it either. I look at this thread and it's civil discussion that got somewhat off from the original topic, but it's all quite reasonable. I can't picture the people here being the same ones making endless console war shitposting and false flag port begging idiocy.
>>342943053
I can't remember I've repressed it almost entirely. Probably 12 and 10
And yeah it was just regular kids stuff. But the stuff you don't want to be caught doing.
>>342943028
The mood is entirely different, I was almost happy for an hour. That never happens.
I work 3rd, off to bed. It was fun anons.
>>342942972
>>342943032
I didnt bother reading the earlier beginning posts
So whats the problem then?
I was under the impression the op had an irrational fear of gore like that in film as that in irl/real videos.
>>342943070
Looks neat. Is it sort of Dungeon Keeper?
>>342943113
Nothing, we were just discussing how oddly your tolerance for such a thing can change over time.
>Page 10
This is it....
>>342942640
>cooler
More like an autist. Social contacts mean everything in today's world.
>>342943161
GOOD BEY
>>342943028
I just want to reminisce. I've honestly had a grand time in this thread then the entire month browsing other shit on the internet. It's gotten tiresome lately.
Why is off-topic /v/ so good when vidya /v/ is so shit? Mineral threads, nostalgia threads, deep sea threads etc are all amazing but actual video games are just shitposting galore.
>>342943203
Than*
>you will most likley never chat to anyone in this thread ever again.
GOODBYE EVERYONE I LOVE YOU ALL.
Anyone else here still a weird friendless loser after spending your early childhood doing weird shit?
>>342943028
The new generation are different people anon, theres no simple explanation.
Its sad but its up to each one of these children to grow to be a person like us, or drown in peer pressure and perceived-peer-pressure from the internet like most of them do today.
>>342943028
I guess in this thread we alienated the younger guys with things they don't even understand, in the usual threads it's mostly kid territory and they are retarded like that.
i really needed this thread
thank you all for being fucked up as kids just like me
feels good to know i'm not the only victim of the early internet
>>342943161
https://youtu.be/Vcrb6365GsQ
>>342943241
Thank you, Anon.
WON'T
FORGET
MOOT
DEAD END
>>342943285
You're welcome and goodbye
>>342943113
Nah. Just that it affects me a fuckload more than it did when I was in HS, where i used to visit gore threads on /b/ like it was nothing, and lately I've become a huge pussy when it comes to anything murder related.
Over the top gore in film I'm fine with and enjoy. But a realistic murder makes me feel really unnerved. As do real murder. Which never used to accept me, and also sort of interest me, like I was a huge Jack The Ripper nerd back in high school.
>>342943268
Very nice pick anon.
>>342943156
Well ahit, seems like all my posts are null and void
The effects of posting at 4 am
I better sleep
Night
>>342943291
that jew's working at google now
>>342943291
Who?
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, ya buncha' niggers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-nGrJvN8aw
hitler did nothing wrong
>>342943391
fuck you nigger
Thanks for reminding me I'm never alone.
>>342943243
right here though i had friends 2-3 years ago
Fags.
>>342943243
Nah, I was a retarded friendless weirdo as a kid and I grew up into a normal well-adjusted adult.Although I guess I still don't have any real friends.
and so the thread passes into legend...
>>342943134
Exactly. It's the Dungeon Keeper spiritual sequel made after the modern remake was complete shit.
it's a lot of fun.
>>342943442
Almost forgot this!
*Unzips dick*
Have a parting gift!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm8cugN66cY
>>342943206
On-topic off-topic /v/ is the best, hands down.
Keep it real happy meals.
How could this happen to me?
I made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me...?
I love you guys
>>342943437
i used to be a regular on the same forum as the guy who made this. turns out he's a pedophile or something
the guy who made the song, not the video. the video guy's cool
>>342943243
No.
I was the clown friend, I was on good terms with everyone always and a permavirgin.
I have only my few real friends left from high school though and have zero beyond them.
Once they are gone I'll have nothing.
>>342943543
I want some McNuggets now.
>>342943243
I am one now, but despite being a weird shit I had a lot of friends.
And looking back at it my friends though the years have been so damn varied they are pretty much sitcom tier.
>gay dude
>black muslim girl
>part time model guy
>party girl
>anime nerd guy
>death metal anarchists dude
>ex neo-nazi dude
>ex commie guy
>ghetto dude who used to steal cars when he was a kid(and who now is the only friend I still keep in contact with)
>christian cultist girl
>hippie lesbian girl
