If you had to battle the Devil for your soul, what video game would you challenge him in to get your soul back?
>>342916572
100% orange juice
>GoldenEye
>No auto aim
>No radar
>Pistols only
>-10 health
>Facility
>>342916572
I would just give up. There is no way a mortal can beat the devil unless he has a McGuffin.
>>342916735
Absolute madman.
>>342916572
Half Life 3.
I'll die of old age before the devil can even start the challenge.
>>342916749
>He hands you your controller
>Its sticky, has Dorito cheese all over it, missing buttons
>>342916749
>Devil gives you this look
Quake III Arena
Combat Amphibians
50/50 sounds like good odds vs. the Devil
>>342916572
>Smash 4
>3 stock
>no time limit
>no items
>final destination
>I main ryu
>>342916812
If Johnny could beat him, I'd imagine you at least have a chance
>>342916572
>Duel songs are dlcs.
For what fucking reason?
DOOM
>>342916572
Victoria 2.
Wait for the game to bug out and screw him over :^)
>>342917885
>>342917075
>a challenge to get your soul back
>dies before challenge starts
>>342916572
Pachinko.
Any game
Just set up a "don't touch my controller" clause, a "don't mess with the system or electricity" clause and pause the game
Since your soul can't be claimed until the battle is over, you'd be immortal
I'm pretty sure i could beat the devil at Blazblue, Doom, Quake 3 Arena or Dj Max.
Me from 5 or 6 years ago would've beaten him on Guitar Hero too.
Dokapon Kingdom.
I will show him true hell.
Devil May Cry
>>342919370
Who's the broad in green? Rand?
>>342916572
Guilty Gear XX The Midnight Carnival #Reload, best three of five
I wouldnt challenge him to a videogame
Id challenge him to a game of sex, first to cum loses.
He'd stare at me with his empty eyesockets in his skull.
I would fight and I will lose, and my Wizard status will erupt with the nightmare challenge of losing my virginity to death itself and engulf the world in a ancient vortex of unknown evils
But if its the Devil, I dunno Mario Party with 50 turns
>>342920748
I already said pachinko.
Mario Party 1, 2 or 3
>>342918691
nigga johnny lost the moment he made a deal with the devil
think of old testament god, do you think he is happy that johnny told him to fuck off for six minutes of good music so he could win a golden fiddle?
the devil won the minute johnny opened his dumb face
>>342921512
>implying Johnny isn't god's champion in disguise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZPpO8LNW3I
>>342917885
50/50 sounds like good odds vs. the Devil
DBZ Budokai 3
Pick the Great Saiyaman, and spam Justice Kick like a giant faggot
Even if he manages a win, he'd be butthurt as fuck
