tell yoshi bedtime story
Once upon a time Yoshi got raped by bowser and liked it
>>342915589
haha
>>342915589
Tell Yoshi bad story now.
>>342915398bagel
This is a volcano
What drives a great man to commit terrible evil?
>>342915398THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED GOLD ROGER
SNOOPING AS
Once upon a time, the good king Gabe Newell announced that he would create a wonderful game for the people
It would be called "Half-Life 2: Episode 3", and it would be the conclusion to an epic game series that began long ago.
The people waited and waited, but Episode Three did not come. Even after a decade, there was still no Episode Three in sight.
They asked Lord Gaben, "Where is Episode Three?" And Gaben was silent. In fact, nobody had even heard from Gaben in years.
And so, the faith and trust of the people in Gaben, and in game developers and general, was crushed and dashed forever.
The End.
Was he gay?
EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO CATCH THE WORMOR WAS IT THE BAGEL?
Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
