>hey bro, buy this early access pre-alpha open world survival game and play with us
>>342824550
>Hey buy that AAA survival TPS MMO from ubisoft, we're having so much fun
>>342824657
I knew it would suck, I know it still sucks
BUT STILL that bitch forced us to buy it because she said "it looks so cool guys!" and then we stopped playing after a week
>>342824550
>>342824657
You never have to worry about this if you don't have friends;-;
Joke's on you, I don't have any friends.
>hey goy, goy it up with me and throw you money in the garbage because that's what the corporations want, they want goy buying dumb shit
>cmon goy, i mean bro, play with me
>>342824550
>>342824657
no
>>342824550
>They drop it 5 days later and start playing LoL again
>>342824817
>>342824858
But i don't want to go insane anons
>hey bro, buy tabletop simulator
>sure why not
>we still playing occasionally, very fun
well that wasn't too bad
>>342824550
>early access open-world survival crafting mmo with DINOSAURS
y...yes
>>342825007
You won't, you have us anons!
>>342824550
>>hey bro, buy this early access pre-alpha open world survival game and play with us
>Buy it
>It's actually great and I get over 500 hours on it
Feels great
>>342824550
>hey bro I know you don't really like shooters but buy this new it's super fun but I have no one to play with
I already dropped $15 on CS:GO, there's no way in hell I'm gonna fucking buy Overwatch
>>342824550
>[insert name] S>M9 safari ww
>"hey bro play some csgo with us"
>>342825126
>not buying overwatch
glad someone on /v/ has some integrity
>>342824550
>>342824657
Just say no you autists
>>342825019
Watched some trailers for it
Looks really fun
Any workshop games you can recommend? Kinda want to try DnD style
>>342825096
pic not related i guess?
>>342824812
my friends actually tried to do this very thing but im not retarded so I said no.
>>342825324
>>342825096
Is that DayZ? Because DayZ is fucking terrible
Makes me fall asleep
>>342824550
>this exact thing happens like 5 times
>mfw exactly like op image
>get pestered forever by a friend to try one more
>he just buys me it
>its actually good
and people told me ARK sucked
>>342825369
You enjoy abandonware?
>>342825385
Yes it is DayZ
and DayZ is fucking great
Kill yourself
>>342825453
What exactly has been abandoned?
The game is still in development and has a strong daily player count.
A massive update just came out a week ago that made the game playable for lots of people.
Seriously though are open world survival games cursed or what? Seems like all of them fail to get out of early access and the dev eventually abandons it.
See: DayZ, Rust, The Forest, ARK
>watching your friends' taste slowly get shittier and shittier
>they bought Witcher 3 day one
>they bought Watch_Dogs day one
>they bought Fallout 4 day one
>they bought Blundermemes 2 day one
>they bought The Division day one
>they bought the PS4 on release
>one of them bought the PS4 day one despite never owning a Playstation console before
>one of them owns both PS4 and Xbox One (but no Wii U, no PC, and no handhelds)
>they mercilessly shit on anything and everything that isn't AAA western trash, except the occasional Twitch-approved indie meme game
What the fuck went wrong? How can people be so blind to marketing? How can they get burned repeatedly and still buy this shit on release day, for full price?
It's baffling. They even call out games like Call of Duty for being milked rehashes that people only buy out of brand name recognition, yet they end up buying the new Assassin's Creed every single time.
How can video game consumers have such a disgusting lack of self-awareness?
>>342825291
That's what I did, doesn't stop people from telling you that over and over until they stop playing after a few weeks
>>342825589
None of those things have been abandoned
>>342825295
We mostly played board games like legendary alien/predator, betrayer in house on haunted hill, dead by winter,citadels, 7 wonders etc, i haven't tried any tabletop RPGs yet but would very like to.
If you have a bunch of people that are into these kind of games, I really suggest it. There is a ton of games on the workshop, and from those that I tried, they work well (even a lot of those pen and paper rpgs and warhammer etc models.
>>342825603
I fucking hate this
it's the people who like most to shit on the super casual stuff (COD, FIFA, mobile games) that buy into crap that is just one notch above super casual, which would be everything you mentioned.
>>342825589
Because they are easy to make and after the first month after the biggest sales have been made, they can just let it go
>>342825589
>early access
Why continue developing a game after you already got your free money?
>>342824992
its a feel like no other, except replace shitty "build a house" games with fightan and it hits all to hard
>>342824550
>hey bro buy overwatch it's really fun
>they quit after four days of playing
>>342824550
>hey bro play orange juice with us it's fun
>337 hours of play time
>>342826201
It's not meant for intense play desu.
I play 2,3 game a day at most unless we're 6 online.
>>342825295
Smash Up is a huge hit with us. I'd rather use Roll20 for DnD
>>342826278
Are you me?
>Not adding people from /v/ with good taste to play fighting games with
>>342826643
>playing fighting games
>adding people from /v/
>having friends
Fuuuuuuck off normie
>>342825480
early mod was great standalone is utter shit
>>342826695
Only having IRL friends makes you a normie. Which I don't have. I'd kill for a real friend to play relatively obscure fightan with.
>>342825019
Card game are always fun.
There's tons of ways of playing, simple and is convenient for any number of player.
>>342826278
>>342826514
Is this like Mario Party? Do you have to unlock cards or how does it work?
>>342827114
It is a lot like Mario Party but more focused on RPG dice battles over minigames. You do unlock cards but thankfully the cards everyone chooses except supers are shared amongst the four players in a game so there's no real unfair advantage.
This happened to me.
>friend used to shit on CoD but preorders them now
>thought halo reach, 4 and 5 were the best things to happen to Halo
>thought armor locks ability to remove plasma grenades was not cheap as fuck
>thinks DmC is the best game of it's genre and SSSing it is a feat
>leant him DMC4 after blowing loads to Donte and he dropped it before Berial (end of level 2; 15 minutes in)
>said it was too slow and combat wasn't fun
>now plays flavor of the month and is playing Overwatch since he switched from the Division >thought Arkham Origins was the best in the series
>thinks GTA V is the best in the series but didn't finish the campaign and doesn't like online T
>thinks it's the best GTA soundtrack to date
>>342825096
Youre obviously talking about The Forest then
>>342825576
>early access for 3 years
>just recently got an update that makes the game playable
Alrighty then.
>>342826770
>all of my friends are bad at fighting games they don't have the patience to learn special moves, at the very least
>if i try online either no one's there or there are thousand year old gurus who wreck me in seconds and i feel bad for wasting their time
I'm jelly. Getting wrecked i not as bad as having no one to play with but i wish one of my bros was on my level so we could have fun, close games. I tried teaching what little i know but i guess they just don't like the genre which i don't blame them for, can't stand racing games myself.
>>342825019
>friends tell me and others to get it
>only played it once because they act like children and don't play the game and instead throw pieces around and complain I locked the table flip option
>>342826278
>>342826514
I wish I could get my dumb friends to play this with me desu.
>>342828213
Just find a sparring partner for a fighting game you want to get better at on /v/ or /vg/. Accurately state your skill level, even if you literally just started playing and can't defeat the AI on its lowest setting, and eventually you'll find someone.
>>342824550
>>342824657
>he fell for the friend meme
are you so broke that you can't toss out a twenty for a couple of hours of dumb fun with your friends?
jesus what is the average age on /v/?
>>342827508
grab your gun. Your old friend wouldnt want to live on like this.
>>342828580
>jesus what is the average age on /v/?
Realistically? Probably something like sixteen because there are so many people below that here (not even memeing, they just don't admit it here--if you try playing games with someone off of /v/ it will become apparent), and so many people in their twenties.
![[Exiled-Destiny]_Fushigi_Yugi_Ep31_(04E892E8).mkv_snapshot_21.16_[2016.06.25_15.01.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o6KMucU.jpg "[Exiled-Destiny]_Fushigi_Yugi_Ep31_(04E892E8).mkv_snapshot_21.16_[2016.06.25_15.01.00].jpg")
>become known as the resident weeb in the teamspeak because I never buy the hip new AAA game or open world early access survival game
just cause I'd rather watch japanese cartoons than buy hot garbage and drop it quick doesn't mean I'm a weeb dammit
>>342828910
The doujins are writing themselves.
>>342824550
Yhea, happend to me a couple times.
Eventually I stopped going to theMumblebecause of this bullshit and the fact that they were playing LoL exclusively outside of these shitty FotM games.I miss them so much ;_;
>>342825603
>>one of them owns both PS4 and Xbox One (but no Wii U, no PC, and no handhelds)
Literally why? This is the most baffling shit.
>>342828580
Man, even with a good job and stable income you don't want to throw your money at shit.
Get some standards you retard
>>342824550
>Hey anon come play Wildstar with us! It's alot of fun even if it is a little expensive!
>Get Wildstar because playing with 4+ people could actually make it fun
>Everyone else quits within a week
>Stuck with this 60euro garbage
Just fucking kill me
>browse steam
>See title and description
>Oh this looks cool
>Go to game page
>Early access
Every fucking time. It seems that every promising game on steam is fucking early access that probably won't release in the next ten years if ever.
>tfw nobody to play Trine with
>>342826643
>fighting games
>good taste
>tfw no friends to play other multiplayer games with because they only play Dota 2.
