Holy shit
all that salt from Callie
a bit ooc of her
and first time seeing her rage face
>>342813504
girls, please don't fight
you can make upand kiss
Also, I'm glad to see Marie winning things for once
>>342813542
>Marie wins
>important
half her wins are for fucking advertisements
>>342813617
>>342813689
Looks like I'll have to play nonstop next splatfest for Queen Callie.
>>342813504
>>342813542
>>342813617
>>342813689
new memes incoming
>>342813850
>pokemon blue beat pokemon red
FUCKING
DISGUSTING
>>342813850
Well the Red Blue war is probably the most important one.
aren't their amiibos coming next month? maybe they're gonna have the major "Callie vs Marie" splatfest
is this civil war!?
>>342814230
and it's going to be like this
>>342814272
I swear every comedy comic artist/writer needs to look over their shit and see what needs to be cut. It's a nice and funny comic but the 'Your eyes are fine guys' kills a good chunk of the humor. Let the joke be told through their expressions and movements, not through a damn word bubble.
>>342814510
>I swear every comedy comic artist/writer
You act as if these people have read a book or two about story telling or have had actual schooling in art.
Forgive them, for they know not what they do.
>>342813850
I'm still kind of amazed Blue won, especially in NA
>>342813542
But it's true.
Literally wouldn't be surprised if they rigged this for Marie. She's a sore loser. Can't take the banter too.
night >> day
>>342814840
t. Calliefag
FUCK I MISSED THE SPLATFEST
What are good skills worth rolling for? I can't really fidn a comprehensive guide anywhere.
Also why the fuck do people stack damage ups, aren't diminishing returns a thing? it's it useless past like 1 main and 2 or 3 subs?
>>342813504
>got 999 sea snails
>game is dead anyways
why play?
>>342814992
I just plain forgot about it.
I guess I don't care about Splatoon as much anymore.
>missed a splatfest
FUCK. I ain't never missed one until now, and the team I would've picked was a shoe in. Damn it.
>>342815374
I actually leveled up the Splatfest shirt and then I got too into Mario Maker and GZDoombuilder
>>342814908
She's the superior sister.
>>342815719
>>342815374 here
I'm the same way, but it's not like I don't have tons of snails or play very much anymore
>>342815915
well, she is autistic
>>342814061
>>342814157
>>342814823
Quality over quantity. Charizard meme kids are all 12 year-olds and nostalgiafags who aren't actually good at video games.
>>342816252
so in the inevitable Sister Splatfest, the winner is actually the least popular?
I wanna impregnate Marie while Callie watches!
>pedo manchildren obsessing about a FUCKING STRAWPOLL in a dead online children's game
Jesus fucking Christ. Look at yourselves.
>>342816970
DELETE THIS
I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH SONY
>>342817095
>>342815181
>>342816731
For the most part yes. The more popular side is the side that appeals to 12 year olds. This last splatfest is the first one I saw where more popular won
Are Splatoon threads in /v/ immediately shitposted with "LE DEAD GAME" posts? Wow.
>>342818071
I guess due to the topic? Does this mean popularity could still win if it's Callie vs Marie?
>>342814510
>It's a nice and funny comic but the 'Your eyes are fine guys' kills a good chunk of the humor. Let the joke be told through their expressions and movements, not through a damn word bubble.
The people do this too much in manga and anime. Having a character point out the joke/absurd thing/etc always ruins the joke. Its like they can't trust the reader/watcher to get it.
>>342813850
>burgers over pizza
fucking shit taste
>>342815374
I didn't even know it was happening. I'm here for hours on end every day and I never once saw a thread about it.
Splatfest was my life for a few months last year and I still played it occasionally afterwards but I guess I'm finally just "over" it.
>>342820548
Should be checking splatoonus.tumblr.com or /ink/ instead of /v/, /v/ stopped caring about Splatoon long ago
I didn't even know there was a Splatfest this weekend
You've failed me, /v/
I use Luna Blaster on tower. Come at me.
>>342820653Dead Game
missed a splatfest
The one time I don't have to play against lag japs and can choose to stay on a competent team instead of getting placed with shitters just because I topscored
I don't even give a fuck about snails, it's the only time I can enjoy splatoon anymore
>>342820548
/v/ decided to shit on splatoon now that it has ended its honeymoon phase as usual
there's even a dedicated shitposter whose secondary goal is to ruin a pretty good movie with his shitposting
I took a break from Splatoon and now there's too many different weapons, it's overwhelming.
What are some fun ones to use?
>>342821861
I've still been keeping to the Tenatek outside of splatfests
Fuck I didn't even hear about this one.
I need to play more splatoon
>>342815181
>liar on the internet
>>342820157
no. sorry.
>>342813689
>>342813617
>>342813542
>>342813504
Callie best btw.
This isn't an opinion, fyi
>>342823132
It's not an opinion. It's simply bullshit.
>current year
>Splatoon
>Marie wins
all is well, thank you night owls for staying up when I couldn't
>>342820826
>not using superior blaster
>>342824957
>Any blaster but the Luna
>Superior
You sure are a credit to your team with your 500 avg inking and 1 kill per game.
>>342813850
> Callie talking shit about win rate
> Marie has won 4 of the last 5
kek
>>342823609
That's pretty much saying
>current year
>zelda
>>342825245
It's fucking Hillary vs Sanders all over again.
>>342823132
How does it feel to be wrong.
>>342825006
>implying kills matter
>especially in match where nobody goes for the damn objective
also
>using any blasters in turf war
>>342826280
teach me your ways, blaster-san
>>342826280
>tfw literally ignoring players and winning rounds with the Splat-O-Matic
Objective based gaming
>>342814061
Blue IS better.
Better version "exclusives" by far and superior rewards at the game corner.
>>342826435
>>342826435
>1.git gud
>2. pray for good team mates
>3. focus on the objective in ranked, focus on turfing in turf wars
>4. there is no step four
>>342813504
No don't fight
Maybe I'm just autistic but it makes me a little upset to see this
>>342827965
they are idols, their "fight" is propagated
>>342813850
>66% of the time, the team with less people wins
So if you want to win Splatfest, you should figure out what the average person will pick, and choose the opposite.
>>342828089
So, when's the propagated sex scandal?
>>342828272
but 34% tho
>>342828490
idols are not for sex though
>>342829246
Hence, scandal
>>342813504
Marie always wins, baby.
>>342829313
you don't make a scandal for attention that ruins someone's image deliberately though
>Callie vs. Marie Splatfest
>winner goes on to appear in Splat2n with a successful solo career
>loser is forgotten aboutuntil the end of Splat2n's single player mode, where they get back together
>>342815181
I have around 150 Sea Snails and I sincerely doubt I'll use a fraction of them. I just like the feeling of friendly competition where nothing's really at stake. Ranked is stressful as fuck when you have points/rank at stake
>>342817804
Is that m2k?
>>342830307
That would be nice if it wouldn't cause me all sorts of autistic distress