The main character of the last game you played has been replaced with this guy.
What happens
>>342719332
Xenomorph gets fucking slaughtered
>>342719332
ripping and tearing F.O.Es
>>342719332
Even more Taken get slaughtered
Dust 2 is now just fucking wrecked oh my god
>"the course of the cycle mus-"
>"Nah, fuck you kid"
>GTA V with 3 Doomguys
bretty gud
>doom 4
He rips, and also tears
>>342719332
Doom really makes me sad. I bought it in the sale, and I could barely run it on medium. On low it runs fine, but looks like utter shit.
Oh well, guess i'll just upgrade and re buy it when I do.
>>342719332
Fucking top-tier redesign right there
>>342719332
Halo man?
>>342720508
>re buy
What
He would absolutely destroy everything in the wasteland. (Fallout)
>Quake 2
the same I guess but more EXTREME
>>342720619
I'm going to refund it. I could only play 1 hour.
Family man from re7 demo gets his arm ripped off.
Injustice with doomguy
>>342720667
You should have kept it, faggot.
>>342720438
>4 1/2 years later
>still the most insulting thing I've seen in all of vidya
>>342720712
What for? Could barely run it.
>>342720782
>upgrade
>run it fine
You'll be losing the difference between same price and original price. Your PC can be modified to suit your games don't be stupid and lose money over vidya.
>doomguy gets off the stagecoach
The tides turned quickly.
For them.
>NaissanceE with doomguy
The whole game doesn't happen because my character isn't running away from anything at the beginning. Doomguy would just tear that whatever it is apart.
>>342720860
I bet it will get a bigger discount in a few months. I'm hoping for 20 bucks this Christmas.
Im killing it inbattleborn
>>342720956
Yeah fair enough I guess. I dunno, I wouldn't have refunded it.
>Rainbow Six: Siege
Time to go play ranked
Broforce?
Cool new character, that's it.
>>342719332
>VA-11 HALL-A
I'm not entirely sure, actually.
There aren't any demons in the game, at least as far as I know. I'm not all that far in, but it wouldn't surprise me all that much if the shitty dystonia they live in turned out to be a "it was a future that resulted from demons corrupting society" twist.
Still, as things stand I imagine he would abandon the bar and begin ripping and tearing White Knights if they're shitty enough. If they aren't he might just stay there and drink himself stupid with the waifus.
>>342721002
Yeah, you might be right. I'm just hoping it gets cheaper. That might take longer than I hope. I already put in the request, don't think I can undo it.
>>342721208
back of the knee maybe
>>rocket< league
>>342719332
Rise of the tomb raider turns into a 5 min game.
The Beta
The UNSC is just given 1 unit the entire game
>Rust
Patrol Helicopter doesnt have shit on this guy
>mfw he knocks on your door
>>342719332
Bloodborne just became a whole lot easier.
>>342719332
>999 we get off the boat and don't waste fucking hours arguing, that's what. also the 9th man would end up the same, but his bomb wouldn't explode
>Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Doomguy with a HBG circlestrafes every monster he comes across to death.
>>342719332
>Oddworld New 'n' Tasty
RIP every living being on the planet I guess.
Overwatch
Everyone fucking dies
>far cry 4
>featuring doom guy
>we're gonna free the shit out of you.jpg
>>342719332
>halo guy in halo
uh, nothing?
>>342722025
>Reach never falls
>jojo ASB.
meh, he'd get his ass kicked.
>>342719332
It would be the same... game...
>>342719332
The world of pokemon becomes very grim indeed.
This works
he's really only invincible when fighting demons. its unproven if he's capable of being unbeatable against anything else. at least according to the stupid new "lore" he never needed
>Dark souls 3
I am okay with this
>Quake 1
Uuuh... I don't think anything would actually change.
>>342722356
Isn't the lore that Doomguy beat the shit out of hell so badly that hell put him in a box, worshipped him as the God of beating the shit out of things until he came out of said box and beat the shit out of all things forever? I mean nobody else seems to be able to beat the shit out of even a small bit of hell so he's basically "best thing that exists".
Next game they should have him fight heaven but make it all Old Testament angels and make me super weird body horror shit.
>>342721581
>HBG
>Not just Rip and Tear
>>342719332
Undertale ft. Doomguy
You are Huge! That means you have huge Determination! Hopes and Dreams!
>project diva future tone
It'd be funny I guess
>bloodborne
no beast or kin shall survive that night.
>>342720438
>doomguy in ME
I would pay for this
>FEAR games just become WADs>FEAR 3 doesn't happen
>>342722964
>>342722713
Doomguy having a fist fight with Rajang? That would be rad
>>342719332
>Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Every single boss in the game would just be slaughtered.
Hell, Doomguy's already had experience with some of them.
>>342723134
>Huge plates
>>342719332
>Doom guy in a brothel simulator
I have no idea
>>342719332
>Factoriout 4
>building a meat processing facility to grind up raiders and gunners for human meat and bone dust
Does doomguy approve of cannibalism so long as the people were massive assholes?
>>342722025
bloodier
way more bloodier
>Super Deepthroat
Horeee shieet
>>342719332
>Eurotruck sim 2
I think I found how to kill him, in fact I think he would kill himself.
Doomguy in dr2
dunno, he doesn't seem that smart; but he seems relly hard to kill.
It would be the first one that kills someone or he will survive and escape.
>Kirby: Planet Robobot
I'd love to see how the Praetor suit does the Kirby copy abilities.
>>342719332
>Overwatch
So is the game actually fun now?
>>342723385
>Doomguy as a brutal pimp operating a seedy brothel
>Total War: Warhammer
How would this even work?
>>342723914
Question. Would he beat the women or the clients?
>>342724052
Legendary lord of... himself?
Heads to the northern chaos wastes, ripping and tearing his way through to Archaeon alone.
>>342721490
Didn't that end on wednesday?
What have you been doing?
>>342719332
>Max payne
Game becomes way too easy and loses all its charm
>>342719332
Kirby Robobot.
Literally nothing changes.
Who has a bigger blood lust, Kirby or Doomguy?
>>342719332
Doomguy's Adventure.The comfiness and cuteness ends here.
>last game I played was DOOM 4
>>342724301
shitposting on /v/
Papers Please
Doomguy doesn't follow rules or authority very well, but I'm not sure how motivated he is by a suffering family. He would probably break everything in the booth on the first day, then fuck off to find something to rip and tear while the people just run through unopposed.
im hyped
Swtor.
>Doom guy on korriban
>>342725456
People would shoot at Doomguy. People would die.
>>342722693
>Isn't the lore that
yes and its pretty stupid tbqh. he never needed any "story". but every AAA game needs deep lore these days because thats what sells
>>342725642
Man i wanna see doomguy fuck up some sith
>>342720438
>doomguy
>talk
>>342725734
>"The cycle mus-"
>"[MUFFLED SCREAMS OF RAGE]"
>>342719332
Geralt replaced with Doomguy.
Blackn's are fucked, mang.
>>342724136
doomguy doesnt discriminate.
>>342725645
Not that anon, I don't know Doom 4's lore on him. Was there anything on him being unable to actually die (i.e. respawn from a checkpoint/save) or was that an exaggeration.
>>342725837
Imagine Doomguy learning Biotic Charge.
>>342726118
>hes too fast now
>>342719332
Nothing changes.
Everything gets murdered just as before.Still have SSG as main weapon.
>>342726075
He died and fought his way out of hell. It's all canon based on doom 1, 2 and 64.
>>342725645
Well, they need a story why a lone marine with superhuman strength, stamina, immune in getting possessed/corrupted, etc. Plus why would he fight Hell? If he's any sane person, he'd find a way off Mars and go home.
In Doom 3, the marine was just an average soldier and it felt strange why he didn't get possessed by demons like the rest of the people in Mars.
>>342726776
He went home in 2.
>>342719332
He fucks up the darkspawn horde that's what happens
>>342719332
>Doom guy vs Akuma
WE WUZ NIGHT SENTINELS N' SHEIT
>>342719332
>Battlefield 4
I'm gonna have to open a shitload of battlepacks.
>>342722356
>>342722693
>>342726075
>>342726776
>>342726865
Something like that + Doom 4
>>342725645
A good chunk of this "lore" was around before D44M. Doomguy has been a god among men since Doom 1
>bloodborne
nothing changes
Pretty much every one in the Mojave Wasteland is fuck
>>342727674
didn't they also kill his pet rabbit and he was having none of that shit
>planescape torment
what can change the nature of a doomman?
>>342720438
>>342722964
>>342723109
Who would Doom Slayer romance?
>>342719332
>Bayonetta 2
Doomguy now has to fight Heaven, Hell, AND Norse gods.
>>342719332
gauntlet with doom guy
now I miss Reckoning
>Verdun
Pack it up Boche, Germany is finished
>>342728276
His gun.
>Postal 2
He would talk less
>>342719332
Can Doom guy defeat DooD?
>Morrowind
The nerevarine shall indeed have his vengeance carried out.
>Dawn of War II Chaos Rising
He rips and tears Ulkair to shreds (though my end squad was broken enough to manage it easily enough anyway) then launches a one-man crusade into the Eye of Terror.
Total War Rome 2
history went a whole lot different for Germania
>>342719332
>Fallout 4
Commonwealth has no more monsters
>>342725645
If you think that's deep lore you must be pretty retarded.
I'm on Argent tower (Destroyed) chapter now, am I near to the end already?
>>342729123
Half Way Point
>>342727736
Except he is twice as fast
Infinite stamina
His health dont drop that easy and he cant be sttagered
He would also rape Maria's stomach open
Doomguy is chilling at the bar at the indian reservation when him and his friends get picked up by aliens, he escapes and proceeds to RIP AND TEAR everything before crashing the ship back to earth
>>342728959
I would pay huge amounts of cash just to watch doom guy in 40k fucking up Chaos's shit.
>>342728276
BFG
>>342719332
>Sonic Adventure
>Doomslayer doesn't give a shit about the emeralds until he hears they're a source of great power
>takes them just so they won't end up in the wrong hands, might even get a suit upgrade from it that allows Rings to work like Armor and Armor Shards
>kills Eggman before he's able to give all the emeralds to Chaos or maybe even before he can complete the Egg Carrier
>kills every badnik he can find freeing all the captured animals until there's nothing left of Eggman's empire
>kills Chaos before it can reach perfect form, or at least reduce it to a state where it won't ever bother anyone again before Tikal's ghost can explain what Chaos' deal is
>if Tikal is able to explain that Chaos just wants to take care of Chao and be left in peace he'll probably just leave them alone
>if he's able to figure out how to do Chaos Control and figures out how to use it to get back to hell he goes back to doing his thing
>if not he lives out the rest of his life chilling on Emerald Beach during the day and winning cash in Casinopolis at night
>SA2 never happens
>later if Metal Sonic is able to escape Doomslayer's initial wave of badnik destruction and is able to turn into Neo Metal Sonic with Eggman being dead he gets dealt with when the time comes, most likely before he could even turn into Metal Madness
>when the Black Arms arrive he single highhandedly drives off the invasion since Shadow would still be sleeping in an ice tube
>>342722958
Wouldn't that just be a better than average night for doomguy since bloodborne is just a nightmare?
>play MMO
>all questgivers and shopkeepers reduced to paste
>>342730259
>badnik attacks doomguy
>doomguy kills it
>a rabbit comes out
>doomguy has a flashback to daisy and goes on a rage against eggman
>>342719332
>Bloodborne
Doesn't actually change the game much. Only thing would DG's trick weapon is a BFG, his sidearm is a shotgun and for visceral attacks he rips his enemy apart.
>Doomguy replaces Mussolini
The New Roman Empire will cover all!
>DOOM 3
The demon's shit themselves because they're dealing with the DOOMSLAYER rather than a literal who which needs a maguffin to take down a single Cyberdemon
>>342723510
Is factorio worth the money? I want to get it but I'm really not liking the price tag on it.
>>342723543
So halo 1 then?
The way the blood splatters in halo 1 was funny. Especially if you just keep bashing the corpse of an Elite and all you hear is a weird gushing sound followed by a cloud of purple.
>p3p
It gets easier.
>>342719332
>not original doomguy
y tho
>>342736159
Doom Slayer has been written with him being the original Doomguy though.
>>342736367
I don't understand why people keep posting that design though when its so inferior.
>>342719332
Witcher 3 becomes a far more interesting game
>>342719332
Satan gets his face ripped out of his anus and Doomguy gets some new flaming fist executions.
>>342734867
It will trigger your autism. You will spend days optimizing every little thing in your factory.
>Shadow Warrior 2013
He'll be right at home.
>>342719332
Those Kobolds never stood a chance
>Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
Oh fuck
>Picross e6
All the puzzles are of demons, I guess?
>>342728727
Can DooD defeat my mom?
>>342730786
Nightmares in Bloodborne are effectively pocket dimensions just like the Doom multiverse
>>342719332
>Diablo 3 reaper of souls
Well Heaven and hell are both fucked
He gets destroyed by Cell in the next chapter I'm playing.
>>342719332
>sleeping dogs
I feel fucking sorry for just about everything in China.
>>342737498
>destroyed by cell
OK, kid
>>342738138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2bFinCY2cg
>Total War Warhammer
He will surely lead the Empire to supremacy of the Old World
>>342738110
Sleeping dogs takes place in Hong Kong
>>342738741
Which is in China
>>342722796
Really fucking fast genocide speedrun in which chara gets their shit fucking smacked the moment they say "demon"
>>342739819
But anon...
>>342724365
They're about equal honestly.
>>342719332
The last game I played was DOOM.
So I guess not much.
Before that is FFXIV. And again, not much.The player character already slays gods without so much as blinking an eye. Rip and tear, indeed.
>>342719332
>Dark Forces
Not much other than he'd probably rip and tear more storm troopers.
>>342719332
tetris.....
....how does that work?
>>342719332
>Orcs must die: Unchained
Literally Doomguy's paradise.
>>342719332
>Atelier Sophie
Uh oh...
Puni genocide? Maybe Doomguy would be a good alchemist.
>>342719332
Fallout 4? He would make a good paladin for the brotherhood of steel.
Serious Sam 3
He'll be ok.
>>342720956
Keep it you moron.
>>342738879
Hong kong is it's own nation it is not part of China
>replaying Hexen before finally finishing the Hexen & Heretic II backlog after all these years
I honestly wonder whether he'd be more like the Fighter or Cleric. I mean, where's he gonna find ammo for guns? Punching monsters and swinging around a magical axe seems right up his alley though.
>>342726203
nice opticore
>>342719332
>Xcom (1994)
It would just be enforcer but he could hold more than one weapon.
Tomb Raider 2
he'd go through it a lot faster, but with a lot less reason to do so
>>342741142
Doomguy would be an awesome Atelier bodyguard.
>cute alchemists traumatized by Doomguy's gory antics.
>>342719332
Doomguy doesn't have shit on Chaos Space Marines
>>342741993
lol im imagining the live action ad, but in ancient aztec ruins where he's just mutilating bandits and animals. then as he runs to the camera in the end he takes off his helmet. looks around. goes "what the hell am i doing here?" then walks off with a complete loss of purpose.
>Shadowrun Dragonfall
hahahaahaha FUCK DRAGONS!
>>342722325
>tfw no Vanquish 2
>Overwatch
Doomguy as one of the playable characters? Sign me up
>Double Jump
>Passive speed boost
>BFG as ULT
>Chainsaw as one special ability
>Plasma gun as another ability
>Fists/Shotgun as secondary weapon
>Chaingun as main weapon
>>342742193
then accidentally destroys an ancient demigod awakened by not-nazis
>>342742086
cool thanks
did you also know that 40kfags are the literal ponyfag analog of /tg/ in that they interject their power-level wankery lore into every tangentially related discussion, and everyone inevitably ends up despising them, including actual 40k fans
Melee just got a lot more fun
>>342719332
>Overwatch
can you even nerf doomguy?
>>342741993
>Doomguy in the monastery of Barkhang
>Doomguy in the fucking Maria Doria wreckage
I'd pay for that.
>>342742437
Some one has to hate the Wardians.
>CSGO
bombs have been made obsolete
>>342719332
Oh my...
>>342729678
I'd just pay to watch Doomguy run around ruining shit with a storm bolter
Uh
>>342742515
>starts at 100%
>gets hit
>86%
>FFX HD
Game wouldn't have even happened. Motherfucker would have just planted his foot right in Sin's ass at the start
No More Heroes.
The story doesn't happen unless DoomGuy thinks the shit those people do as related to demonic power.
>>342728727
DOOD has two shotguns and a bitchin' power-stance, nobody can stop him.
>>342720983
That would be funny as fuck
>Doomslayer just ripping and tearing
>having to deal with the battleborn ´´witty`` characters
>he answers every ´´hilarious`` jokes and comments with silent angry disgust behind his armor
>Kerbal space program
wut
>>342719332
Nothing changes, except the hud is updated and modern
Does this mean I just win the Darkest Dungeon with out even trying? >>342719332
>>342743849
What WAD?
>>342743784
>Hell has taken over the galaxy
>Doomguy gets funding to make the galaxy great again
>>342741586
That's Taiwan m8
DOOM is on sale. 40% off. Worth getting it? Looks pretty neat from the trailers but I haven't heard many opinions on it.
>>342736505
nah man its a cool design also doomslayer is just the more experienced doomguy
>doomguy cant jump
>now as doomslayer he learned not just how to jump good,but to double jump
>>342744617
try the demo
>>342744617
Yes. Single player is great and multiplayer is shit.
Although the single player is really going to blow up once they get SnapMap fixed and we can actually make single player levels (I'm guessing it will be complete by Quakecon).
>>342719332
>verdun
RIP UND RISS FÃœR KAISER
>>342723272
Good lord now I want Doomguy with spreadshot and max movement speed as an unlockable character in Isaac,
>>342744147
I think it was called Epic. It's pretty good, but I had to noclip a bit during the level I posted cuz I couldn't find any fucking keys anywhere. Only real complaint.
this smug cunt can say good bye to all of his butter
>>342719332
Kirby: Planet Robobot
Nothing different than usual
>>342719537
RIP Aliens Colonial Marines :(
We will never know what it's like to actually kill the alien.
He'd just kill everyone way more, and when the Golden Path turned their backs to him he would blow them all up and TRULY liberate Kyrat.
>bayonneta
He's dead.
>>342719332
Fire emblem...... Hehe... Goodbye hoshidein army...
>>342743141
what the fuck is that thing on the far left.
>>342719332
>The Division
New York is saved
Everyone ragequits the game forever.
>God of War 3
Pretty much the same thing
>>342721490
Did you need to pre-order for the beta? Damn I missed it, any good?
How does it fare against the original?
>>342719332
>Bioshock
He now has Plasmids added to his arsenal.
The game is infinitely better and killing a Big Daddy is gruesome as fuck.
>>342728276
Super shotgun.
Such a nice design, but such shit performance
>>342742437
The last game I played was Chaos Rising you fucking retard
>>342719332
MH4U, he will rip and tear the shit out of Rathalos.
>>342745439
No anon, the demons (and probably angels too) are dead
>>342745474
Best girl.
>>342722025
all of it would have been over real faster
>>342726203
>Iron Phoenix
>>342720547
>Halo
Doomguy does what Chief does but faster
>Halo 2
Destroys High Charity and its fleet and the Gravemind
>Halo 3
Destroys the Ark beyond repair
>Halo 4
Wakes up and kills Didact
>Halo 5
Doom guy destroys all 3 million bodies of the Warden Eternal
>Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide
Same thing Doomguy's been doing before but with rats.
Perfect.
Wolfenstein New Order
The game would've ended chapter 1 with General Deathshand obliterated
>>342719332
Doom guy becomes a country and tears burgundy a new asshole.
Kingdom Hearts 1.5 Final Mix gets a lot less Disney and colorful and a lot more RIP AND FUCKING TEAR
>>342746169
nice blog
>>342747223
also
>goes to all the other galaxies that the flood has supposedly infected during the Forerunner-Flood war and wipes them out
>>342721490
nothing really changes, since doomguy is about as strong as a spartan, or even weaker, depending on how you see it
>>342728058
>it turns out the source of Doomguy's eternal rage is over the death of his pet rabbit
>>342719332
>Terraria
Wall of Flesh isn't going to have a good time, neither will the rest of hell.
>>342745474
Your mom
>>342719332
Nothing because I'm playing Doom right now.
>>342747223
He is not the reclaimer so how. The Flood are essentially gods, and the Didact can twist him into a pretzel, compose him and just atomize his ass, let alone the Covenant would just glass his ass.
>Halo and Metroid
He will be lucky enough to make it pass the first game, but that's not much of an accomplishment.
He dies to every boss in Asura's Wrath
>>342752057
If Doomguy wills it he WILL fuck something up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA9D32aEO00
>>342719332
>Hotline Miami 2
What main character?
>>342753087
And then comes back anyway because he's basically turned Hell itself into a respawn point.
He's also killed some pretty big shit barehanded, including a mountain-sized demon you go running around inside the bones of during one level.
>>342753261
Pointless if I can't finish the fucking game
Doom guy is now I'm command of thousands of roman legislators
>>342753396
>Implying he wouldn't somehow find a stranded Gohma ship and use that to fuck up everything
>>342753718
>Implying a fucking Gohma ship stands any chance against any boss at all
>>342753878
If he can beat a Titan bare-fisted he can kill those Meme Magic-using faggots with a Gohma ship
>>342719332
>main protagonist gets killed during first scene with his body ripped in half and his face torn off.
>Main love interest gets fucked on the spot with hardcore deep anal and face fucking.
>Doesn't act like a pussy faggot and takes charge of all situations while his girl blows him
This JRPG is suddenly a lot better.
>>342753949
Yeah try again when he can blow up 10+ suns with his fists
>>342754164
The shockwave of his fists*
>>342754164
Give him like
Two more runs through Hell and he'll probably find a rune that lets him d othat
>>342754374
>Needing runes
Doomguy is such a bitch, don't know why you're waifufagging so hard for him
>Xillia 2
MYSTIC ARTE! RIP AND TEAR!
>Great Spirit Origin gets ten new assholes torn into him
>>342753216
The brave and deviously handsome detective, Manny Pardo of course. ;)
>>342746098
He'd probably rip off it's arm drill and use that as his chainsaw>>342746098
