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>that kid who wavedashed to class
>>342681274
>that kid who literally died in school
>>342681274
>that kid that ground pounded your mom in class
>that kid that wore a naruto headband
>that kid who used RBA to get his high school diploma early
> that kid who had a backpack with wheels
>that kid who teleported
>that kid who had a stand
>>342681467
>That kid who died in school by hanging himself on the Indian burial ground that was on school grounds.
>>342681467
>that kid who shot up the school
>That kid who looked like he was a school shooter so you befriended him
>That school shooter who is (You)
>that kid who died in their sleep
>>342684359
This is almost true.
>that kid whose dad abused him and told you about it before killing himself a week later
>>342684897
That sounds like >>342684359 kid.
>that kid who did an FADC and bodied the shit out of his exams
>that kid that never mastered his bloodline technique
>that kid who used the contra code to get unlimited tries on his test
>>342681274
>that kid who made this exact same thread for the millionth time
>that kid that double jumped
>>342685168
>that kid who got picked on for being British and brings a spoon to school the next day
>>342681274
>that anon that posts this fucking dog with fedora in every thread
until you like it
>>342682148
So useful but look so stupid
>>342685539
>that british kid who stole your lunch money so he could pay his TV License
>that kid who looked up porn (yes, that porn) on the dark web in class with the teacher not noticing on the far right corner.
>>342681469
>that kid who pounded your boipussy in the middle of a boring class
>that kid that nuts at people
>>342681467
Memes aside, did anyone here go to a school were this actually happened? I'm curious now.
>that kid who was afraid of germs
>that kid who smelled like cat piss but didnt own any cats
>that kid who held all the waves by his himself
>that kid who shit his pants in class and sat in it
>that kid who jerked off in English class.
In retrospect, I'd actually bang my English teacher, kind of a milf.
>>342686650
Yeah I actually did.
>that kid who drank milk that exploded out of his face.
>>342686650
A girl in my college killed herself but she didn't do it at school if that's what you are asking
>that kid who jacked off in class under the desk
>>342686650
Two deaths in my school, one kid drowned and the other just kinda dropped dead. One in a car wreck that rolled into the schools yard, not in the school itself though. In my moms class another time another drowned and one cut his wrist in shop.
My sophmore year one kid blew his head off while he was calling someone at school and a girl was murdered on Wisconsin Point.
>>342681274
>that kid who was a member of the anime club but didnt like anime
>>342686650
Yeah.
Not being edgy or anything, but I didn't really care since I didn't know her. May she rest in peace though.
>>342687050
in my school he was also >that one kid who walked really fast down the halls singing pink floyd songs with a strange smile on his face
>>342682148
>the wheels fall off
>still drags it across the cement
>that kid who noclipped to school
>>342681467
>That kid who suffered a heart attack during football exercise and died
>the kid who stole pictures of the girls he liked
>>342681274
>that kid in sociology class who dresses like asriel from blundertale evryday.
>that kid that scuttlebug raised dunked in gym class
>>342687578
I had a friend who did this. Is that you, Marcus?
>>342686650
yep, we had heard it on the announcements. kid overdosed and died. one of my friends was like "man he was a dick, whatever".
its been 4 years after I finished highschool and I definitely reflect on fact that me and my friends are living our lives and going about our day in the world. and hes just kinda dead. mortality is rough
>>342687578
>that kid that had hundreds of pics of different girls on his phone
>tfw I know this kid
>he's 23 and in college and has aspergers
was kinda creepy when we found out
>that kid who used his ultimate during gym class instead of using it right before the school day ended
>That kid who disappeared and took the temple with her
>>342687050
>that girl that masturbated in class while looking at your ass
>told you years later after you became her boyfriend
>>342686650
Yup. Knew this kid in middle school and found out freshmen year of High School that he'd died during the summer. Weird thing is, I actually hung out with the kid a few times during lunch. He was a small black kid and always looked and sounded sickly. Odd that the only kid that ever died during school, I happened to know.
>that kid who wore a link hat to school
>that kid who walked into gym class wearing a jabroni outfit every day
>>342687578
>that kid that stole family photos and hid them in a secret door in his closet
>that kid that ran like sonic
>tfw it was me
>homework: survive
Did anyone actually do this assignment?
>that kid who kicked the ball so hard he knocked the gym lights off the ceiling and broke.
Literally time slowed and turn grey.
>That kid that said gg ez on school broadcast after dodgeball
>that kid who dreamed of being in school despite graduating nearly a decade ago.
>>342686650
A kid at my middle school took a bunch of his buddy's prescription pain meds and died in his sleep.
Oh yeah, and this one shithead and his friends stole a gun and played with it in like senior year of hs, and one of the kids fumbled with it and accidentally shot his buddy square in the head.
That last one was and is pretty funny to me, not trying to be edgy or anything.
A kid I went to hs with skipped a grade in elementary, and graduated with an Associate's degree, but he just had a fucking heart attack and died out of nowhere. The kid wasn't even 18 when he died. This one actually fucks me up a little bit.
>>342688292
It's the only thing you can't replace.
>>342688438
No, I procrastinated like a mother fucker.
>>342687927
Whoa whoa whoa, do you go to school in SLC?
>that kid that plays japanese games about being at school
>>342686650
One kid died, I don't remember from what, when I was in 1st grade
One guy in high school was decapitated in a motorcycle accident when I was in 2nd grade
One kid died of cancer when I was in 4th grade
One kid got sliced up by a motorboat rotor when I was in 7th grade
One freshman kid hung himself the first day of school when I was in 8th grade
Two kids died in a car accident when I was in 9th grade
And after that, people at my school finally stopped dying. At least until after graduation.
>>342688607
>not trying to be edgy or anything.
So you're just naturally edgy then?
*tips*
Someone killed their girlfriend's sister once. 10 years in prison.
>that kid with a briefcase
>>342688438
I DON'T WANT TO SURVIVE,I WANT TO LIVE
>that kid who cast Corpse Explosion during anatomy lesson
>That kid who still wore these shirts in high school
>>342688795
Johnny?
>>342688756
bullshit faggot, unless you live in some shithole like china where millions of people die everyday, there's is no way that many kids died during your school time.
>>342688756
how old were you when you sold the rights to final destination?
>>342688795
Oh shit I've seen people with those. Laptops usually. Someone once got arrested and actually got expelled from returning to the county I live in for bringing a rifle in the back of their truck, two weeks before graduation. Yes, they made him leave early and couldn't return.
>>342688919
Liam you piece of shit
>>342688919
>all the teachers like them
>>342688973
Even worse when it's the friends you once knew who don't appear yet you mention their name. God i hate real life dreams.
>>342686650
he fell off the ledge because he got outbalanced everyone was panicking and shit while my retard face gave a cheeky grin.
>that kid who didn't disable porn mods before coming to school and was brutally raped by an orc dick-girl in front of the class
> Kid won Student of the Year award at graduation
> Gets cheered on by everyone very loudly and looks like a Chad
> As usual, get jealous and mutter "douchebag"
> Turns out the kid was a cancer survivor
> Still feel bad about it to this day
>be gay but hush-hush enough about it
>if it wasn't your business I didn't make a shit about it but most people knew I was anyways
>there was another gay guy who was bullied because he was so fucking gay
>tries to be friends with me but I don't like gay guys with gay lispy gay voices
>moves to another school
>his reputation for being gay had followed him there
>Commits suicide
>meanwhile I was never bullied for being gay or if I was I didn't care
Seriously how do you get bullied it's not even a problem
>that international kid who tried to exploit his way through school
>>342689234
Are you fat?
>>342688186
>that who always brought an ocarina to school and was obsessed with LoZ
>>342689229
Someone looked at child porn in class once.
>That kid who beat the English teacher boss at level 1
I swear he was using hacks but I never got a confirmation one way or another.
>>342689346
I know it's going to hurt to read, but PLEASE story time
>>342688385
Hi Richard
I had erections in the middle of class once. Once during a movie.
>>342686650
I went to school with this weird kid with some kind of mental issue. He got up on the roof one day and threatened to kill himself, he didn't do it but he did fall. He was gone for like a year.
>>342689454
>that kid who jacked off in class
>that kid who used to wander the halls
I was a major fucking autist back in High School. Thank G-d I eventually found out the library.
>>342686650
Yup. It was a pretty big deal in the city/province I'm in. Basically a bunch of kids went to a the Olympic Park we have here, and decided to go sledding after hours. It was really dark since everything was shut down, and they crashed into a gate. I think it was like 4 kids that were killed, and one survived with head trauma. Didn't really know them, but kinda fucked with my head for a bit, from what I knew of those guys, these were nice people.
>>342681274
That kid who BXR'ed you in gym class
>>342689292
t. Tyler, the Creator
>that kid who went SSJ5
>>342681274
That kid who froze time to get his lunch out of his inventory EVERY FUCKING DAY.
>that kid who misaligned his QPUshelp
>>342681274
>that kid who got knocked up and turned into a junkie
>that girl who thought she was popular and acted like she was but everyone of all cliques hated her
We all called her horse face because she had a face that looked like a horse's
>>342689402
Well, I'm using android. Someone did view porn, but the model looked over 18.
>>342689526
It's funny because erections aren't suppose to hurt. And i was under endocrine medication.
>>342688756
why did he hang himself
>>342689234
>the student of the year was the autist
>that kid who watched Chinese cartoons in the middle of class
>>342689441
Who are you?
>>342689672
>We all called her horse face because she had a face that looked like a horse's
>>342689672
>like a horse's
Oh damn I've seen a bunch.
>that kid who showed up on senior skip day
>that kid who fucked you in class
>>342689454
I got a boner once in school from looking str8 at my teachers big tits. She definitely was hinting at something(it was after school- so it was possible), she got extremely close and almost whisper talking. Still gets me excited to this day.
>That kid who shot himself in the head in front of your classTRY TO ERASE THIS FROM THE BLACKBOOOOOOOOOOOARD
>>342689748
>not watching hentai.
>not emulating games online.
>you'll never eat lunch with your childhood love
>that weeaboo girl that read fujoshit
she liked wolf's rain too
>>342688924
No bullshit here.
Those are all things that could happen anytime and they did, over a span of 10 years. I'm sure any Anon that went to those schoolsWest Colombia and Angletoncould confirm but I doubt anyone here went there.
>>342689771Gilbert
>that ginger kid who talked about shooting up the school and wrote a love poem to the popular girl he liked referencing his fat cock
>he dropped out and started online school just before high school started
You there, Nick? Nah, you probably post on /r9k/.
>That British exchange kid that was in your class but now is in trouble because brexit
>>342686650
Chick at my high school drowned in the pool without anyone knowing until the next day. She tried to swim under this big white hard plastic divider that seperared the shallow and deep end, but hit her head on the bottom of the fucking thing because she had to get to the other side of it fast or she'd run out of air. Knocked herself out, drowned, and supposedly the parents/school/police found her in there, and the pool was drained and refilled. When I went to that school for almost all four years that divider was still there. I even joked around with the PE teachers about it whenever we were in the pool. Surprisingly never got in trouble for it.
>>342688919
>graduate high school and wonder why you have no friends
>realize you never bought any clothes yourself and just wore what your family (read: grandparents and mom) bought you
>pop culture: the shirts and star wars stormtrooper jokes
>>342685708
>>that british kid who stole your lunch money so he could pay his TV License
>That kid who's family failed the TV License test.
>that fat redheaded girl who claimed to be vegan
>has all of the gross anti-meat stickers and shit
>all she eats is junkfood
now that I think about it she was the precursor to the tumblr girl, I bet she is one now.
>that kid who bulldozed the gym
>that kid who fought over milk (guess what race)
>>342689925
>that plain-enough-to-be-kind-of-cute-weeb girl who obviously wanted your dick but you were too autistic to notice
When all is said and done,my own name will be the last to be struck from the Dammaz Kron.
>>342689789
>he's never seen a horseface
>>342686650
There were 3 deaths in my High School.
One was a girl who died of cancer.
The other was a guy who died in an accident for driving drunk.
And finally a goth girl who killed herself by drug overdose.
>>342689692
Rough homelife and drug dependency. I didn't know him too well since he was an upperclassman but from other students' accounts he was miserable when he got out of school every day.
>>342681467
>>342684694
>that kid that was both these
>>342686490
Kinky. Which gender?
>>342689571
Sup Calgary Alberta
>>342689625
Please give me sauce
>>342689312
No why?
>>342681274
>that kid that raised a scuttlebug for 12 hours just to get to the roof without jumping
>>342690162
You monster.
>>342689952
huh, I lived in both SF and the surrounding Bay Area and maybe 3 kids max died during my school time, that I know of.
>that kid who shat across the school
>we dubbed him as the pooping bandit.
>>342687578
>Mfw I met that kid again in college and he still got the photos
Oh Bryan, you are such a weird and cool guy
>>342690243
NUT. I'm guessing it's a girl
>>342690283
You don't want it, trust me.http://exhentai.org/g/930521/6b659cd51b/
>that kid who brought a knife to schoolThat kid was one of my friend and he brought the knife to defend himself after he beat up a younger kid who lived near our school and then his brother and his friends waited for him in front of the school for a few days.
>>342690339
kek
>one jock tried playing a prank on another
>this prank was holding a sharpened pencil, point-end-up in his seat as he sat down
>stabbed him in the balls
>he still thought it was funny
> That kid who said he knew how to make Laura Croft naked
>>342688158
Was she thinking of sticking something in there or does she just like butts?
>>342690257
Yo, wassup my Canucka?
>That kid that who had that weird skin condition
There were several but we called this one girl who had it "ashtray". Kinda fucked up, she never really did anything mean besides being a bit of bitch from time to time.
>that kid who would clip out of bounds at recess
>>342690324
I know. I can't help it
>>342690412
>>342690324
>>342689625
DELETE THIS FILTH
>>342690430
>that kid who brought his new toy gun to school to show it to his friendsIn retrospect, that was a pretty stupid idea.
>that kid who was an alien but nobody believed you
>that rumor about there being a troll living in a bush that was isolated by itself at school
>that kid that jumped into the air after ordering 50 onion rings at lunch and turned all gold and shit
>that girl who got pregnant over vacation.
>>342686650
My freshman year of high school, my PE teacher took the class into a room and told us all that statistically one of us would be dead by the time we graduated
And he was right, one of the guys in that room that I had known since 5th grade got stabbed in some gang related thing
>>342681467
Alright fuckers I've got some crazy shit on this subject
>sitting in econ class in senior year
>suddenly hear commotion outside
>someone goes to the hallway to look
>comes back looking fucking terrified
>she's nearly crying
>can't get up to go see
>teacher goes out
>comes back
>tells us a freshman kid was running in the hall during class like a dumbass
>hallways had these big doors partitioning sections of the school, giant glass windows on the doors
>kid thought the door was unlocked and was running to push it open
>it was locked
>slammed his fucking leg straight through the bottom window
>severed an artery in his leg
>hallway was apparently covered with blood
>shitload of ambulances showed up and had to carry him out
>mad because I never got to see it myself
I don't know if he died
I don't think he did, I probably would've heard
But holy shit man I wanted to see it so badly
>>342686650
Yeah and he shot up a classroom too.didnt hit anybody and he helf them hostage for like 5 hours and killed themselves. Low energy school shooting!
>>342690635
Sanic?
>>342690430
>that kid that got his family and friends involved over one fight and made it out the be WW3.
>>342690579
Stop picking on Zim, Dib.
>that kid that hacked the teacher's lounge key into his inventory
>it was an unrendered void
>>342689961
You fucking faggot
>>342681274
>That girl who was really sweet and kind but had big front teeth
We used to call her Bug's Bunny.
I hope she's ok, she was a good girl.
Did anyone have those dumb blondes? She keeps wounding up in prison for battery or assault to this day.
>>342690717
>Told my friends this
>"stop being so edgy anon"
>Someone literally died the next day
>that kid that waited for a cog to stop for so long every teacher retired and got replaced before it stopped for more than half a second
>>342690570
This reminds me of that time I went to the principal's office for bringing a tiny ass water pistol and pointing it at some kindergartners
To be fair I was 8 years old and was inspired byShadow the Hedgehog
>>342690717
Dam, I remember my science teacher told us that statistically 1/3rd of us were going to get cancer in the future. I want to believe it's bullshit.
>that kid who introduced himself to everyone by screaming "HI, I'M SATAN!"
>he also called his friends his "minions"
My high school was rather strange.
>>342689454
I almost always had an erection in classes with hot girls.
It wasnt weird for me, as I can control my erections. Kind of like a "I choose when" mind over matter thing
>>342686650
This freshman girl climbed to the top of the football field stadium lights and jumped off one night in my junior year. RIP in peace Megan, that was some Xtreme shit
>>342690104
Oh fuck, are you me? I went through all of highschool just wearing plain single color t-shirts and wondered why I had trouble expanding my tiny group of friends.
>>342687182
>perfect punctuation
>didnt really care
>may she rest in peace
>>342690508
Kicking it in Drumheller my dude. Stay out of Forest Lawn. steam is communityid etc./niceluigi if you ever feel like looking at dinosaurs
>getting taught about rape and consent in sex ed
>that one dumb blonde chick who said out loud she wouldn't mind getting raped if the guy was hot
>>342690506
i never got to know
>that edgy emo kid who brought shurikens to school and killed small animals on the schoolyard
>>342690727
>low energy
>red-dit memes
Back to red-dit, faggot.
>>342690905
>dumb blonde
>miring me
>decide nah
>she turns out to be a huge slut who constantly cheats
Dodged a bullet there
Still mad I'm a lossless virgin tho
>>342691064
>can't even say it
sad
>that class that had to sit by the retards during lunch
>>342690995
Jesus christ, man.
>>342691010
>guy was hot
Chad thundercuck
>>342690985
Erections shouldn't hurt right? It was 7 or 8 years ago?
>>342690740
But he was a fucking alien god fucking damnit you skool cucks
>>342691136
Eat a big nigger cock, redditor.
In 3rd grade my friend and I would hang out by a fence by the street during recess and race the cars as they drove by
It never really occurred to me until now but there are probably people who watched us and thought we were fucking looneys
>>342688919
>342688919
Legit triggered me, please delete this post
God middle school was baptism by fire for these kids (basketball locker room rape)
>>342686650
An immigrant kid from Cameroon drowned off a pier during summer holidays because he couldn't swim
>>342691026
Did he even throw them? I assume not.
>that kid who only talked about star wars
>he dressed up as an ewok 20 times in just one year
>>342691141
You didn't freely chose?
>>342691191
>that kid that just transferred from a shitty school and tried really hard to fit in
>that group of kids that insists you play League with them
>they're all godawful>they start talking about making a ranked team
>>342690638
>its yours
>that kid who was waaaaay too into magic tricks
That kid who That kid who That kid who That kid who
That kid who
That kid who That kid who
>>342691241
He did. He fucking did.
>>342691247
No you had to sit with your class and finish all your milk
>>342691228
>don't know if true, but my middle school gym (no longer there, bulldozed) was haunted. I shit you not.
>that kid that hung out under the bridge on the playground and threw sand at people and hissed
>>342691241
>that kid who assumed not
>it ain't me playing
>that kid that punched another kid in the face during field day to get out of it
>>342691296
>that kid who happens to be you, but you try to push it onto others.
Nice try, faggot dipshit redditor.
>>342690720
yeesh
>>342691353
Pathetic, middle school? Friends should be together, not with a bunch of weirdos who'll wound up in jail someday.
Same Anon as
>>342688756
Just found another incident.
http://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Police-probe-death-of-Angleton-principal-1914456.php
Fuck, I never even heard about this one.
>>342686704
I hate this girl in my class from 4-6 who smelt like piss 24/7
>>342691337
>that kid who was retarded and had a speech impediment
Jimmy?
>that kid that turned out to be a redditor
>>342691318
Someone got arrested for assaulted murder over magic cards.
>no "that one tard" stories
>>342686650
Once a year during my time in high school a student would die.I knew three of them
>>342686650
Kid at my school was drinking and driving on a quad and crashed that shit into a canal. Don't remember if he drowned or died from injuries.
>>342691357
How so?
>>342691003
>>perfect punctuation
That shit ain't hard anon, even if you're casually typing.
>that kid that yelled IDCLIP and walked into the girls locker room
>>342691404
you're trying too hard
>that kid who had an obsession with the joker and dressed up for Halloween all through out High School.
It was neet in middle school but it was fucking embarrassing in High School. The kid even did the the voice, dyed his hair, put makeup on, the whole nine yards.
>>342686650
I went to school one day and a whole bunch of people who hung around with us were crying, I asked my friend what happened and he said someone died, I asked who and he wouldn't tell me. He said it was someone who used to hang around with us as well but I still have no fucking clue who it was.
>>342686887
Dude, I don't know why but English teachers are always milfs, old ladies, or grumpy old men with beards.
>>342691141
>Get third lunch period, the worst one because all the quality food is already gone
>your class is the farthest away from the lunchroom possible so you're always at the end of the line
>by the time you even get your food the next period bell rings
Actually second period lunch might be worse solely due to your class being split up in two parts which was a pain one year when I had pottery during that period. Of course I could always just not go to lunch and keep working
>>342691637
Items misplaced
>>342691692
found him:
https://youtu.be/GsbIdSGwoEs
>>342691671
You're not trying hard enough, dumb cunt redditor faggot.
>>342691546
there was a retarded kid who always hung out near my group of friends we called 'rainstorm kid' cuz he always called people rainstorms
he was obsessed with this one guy and always called him 'johnny' and would come around asking if johnny was here today and saying shit like 'is johnny a nice boy'
we would make him do random shit like dance or run around in circles and promised that johnny would show up if he did them
fuckin rainstorm kid
>that kid that always wore anime shirts and never shaved his face
>>342691546
There was a tard who I always think of when I see the Slav midget dude. He was really short, and everyone seemed to just be getting older while he always looked like he was 6 years old. Always tried to be scary and got all puffed up when he was mad. He was with the tardwranglers but I'm pretty sure his only problems were being so small and the mass of insecurities that came with it.
>>342690430
>That kid that brought a fucking katana to school
He wasn't even a weeb, just a knife freak
>>342691692
Toby?
>That one girl that gouged her eye out during recess and you could see her eye rolling on the floor
She fell on a metal bench. There was a big splurt sound a long streak of blood flying from her eye socket
>that kid who browsed /v/ at school on his phone
that kid was me
>that kid that acted all tough all the time but was totally unaware of how stupid he looked
>>342691746
The kid I was talking about even wore the purple suit. Still surprises me that he had a substantial amount of friends. He would just go full autist on Halloween though.
>>342691905
So you broke Global Rule 2? Huh fag? Did yiu?
>>342691692
Was he a Jack Nicholson Joker or a Heath Ledger Joker
these are important facts
>>342688493
>Tfw literally did this last week
>I'm 25 years old
>>342686650
Kid got hit in the head with a vodka bottle and got brain damage and fucking DIED.
>that kid that stopped time and threw a ton of knives at a kid before restarting time
>>342691546
Got one. Not tard, asperger's, but whatever.
>that time he rubbed his face all over the sleeve of the kid next to him in computer class, then lifted the whole computer table up and roared, then ran out of the room
>that time where he reeked of BO
>wait no, that was all the time
>that time where we didn't see him for awhile because he 'moved' then we had a moment of silence because he shot himself
>that friend who was listed as a bully in his suicide note and had to go to the office and was quiet for the rest of the day
>that time where you saw an article about his suicide in the paper
>that time years later where you found out HE NEVER FUCKING DIED WHAT THE FUCK
There was also a guy with Tourette's who was loads of fun.
>>342692019
Heath
>>342691835
Holy shit, I think that was his name too.
>that kid who stunlocked the teacher and got the class out of homework
>>342688493
>Our gym has a ridiculously low ceiling so it was incredibly easy to hit the lights
>activity for the day is Kickball
>if you hit any of the lights you get detention
>>342692086
>Heath Ledger Joker
wow he's a bigger fag then I thought. Did he always try to find opportunity to say WHY SO SERIOUS? XDDDD
>>342691875
This actually reminds of the time some kid threw a fire cracker at some girls face
>>342681274
>That fat kid who wore a suit to school, wore a fedora, brought a briefcase instead of a backpack, and was always wearing pony pins.
He was the neckbeard stereotype brought to life. I remember him trying to start a 'hentai club'.
>>342692016
yes
>that kid who wore a suit and tie to school
>that kid who got groped by the belly from a teacher
>that kid who fought over a boy
>that kid who brought manga
>thst kid who brought a .....a doll.
>that kid that rolled over and over during the mile run
>only to lose against the kid that kept hopping to the side
>>342692153
>it's your fault you did good
>>342691009
Fuck Forest Lawn. I don't fuck with those guys. Thanks, I'll probes add you tonight babe
>>342692086
Georgia?
>>342692257
Don't forget this
There was a kid in my middle school who was obsessed with Dante from DMC around the time DMC3 came out
He would finish all his sentences by saying 'heh heh....dante style'
>>342688919
Fuck this holy crap especially when I was 7-10
>>342686650
I literally did that, anon.
>the rival school team who stole the school Rock
Basically we have this huge rock we spray paint on with names and stuff.
>>342692282
If he wore a solid shirt, tie, slacks, and shoes that's fine
A suit jacket would be over the line
>>342692338
It's been a spic shithole for years now lad
>that kid who hacked in his LoD model in place of the regular one because he thought it looked retro
>tfw he literally cut himself on his own edge
>>342690529
>Some kid with a fucked up skin condition in highschool where he can't sweat
>Also clearly has some other fucked up mental problems
>Can't be in the sun for long or else he could die
>Always peeling
>Never showered
>Jerked off the anatomy books in the library
>Always used to dance on request
>Obesessed with Runescape in fucking 2009
He was weird as shit.
>>342692257
>I remember him trying to start a 'hentai club'
HOW would that work out?
do they circlejerk in a dark room?
>>342692224
yup
Sounds cliche but he actually did it every once in a while. He wasn't annoying though, he just sat in class like an autist.
>>342692364
California.
>>342690412
>A picture of a panda
Is this some kind of epic new meme?
>>342692449
What about regular clothes plus a suit jacket. That's cool.
>>342692337
We actually had to learn how to kick the ball a specific way, to make it go as lateral as possible (as it was considered a home-run if you managed to hit the back wall without hitting the lights)
>>342689672
Fuck you jamie you horse face hoe. Fuck I hated her
>>342690556
I wish I could. I wish that I couldunread it.It's a shame, really. ShindoL is actually a great artist. Would that he spent his efforts on fappable fetishes, likehairy, smelly armpits and feet, futa, butt stuff, et cetera.
>that kid who wore the horsehead at lunch
>another with a Guy Fawkes mask
>also hilarious, some loser shouted FUCK YOU in the halls while we were doing tests for exam week.
>>342690412
Funny thing is, id totally fap to this if the plot wasn't so dark and fucked up. Art's pretty well done.
>>342692526
SUMMER GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>342689672
I had one of those. Little brown midget girl with big tits.
That sank wouldn't stop showing her belly scars to people and she attention whore all the time.
As it were, she turned into a tumblrina and got knocked up quick.
>that girl whose family got rich over the summer and it went to her head
>>342686650
>brother of my sister's friend, one year older than me
>kind of dick, didnt talk to him too much though
>he and a friend ride their bikes to baseball practice
>his bike has no working breaks, he is also carrying his baseball bat across his handlebars
>they are riding across a bridge that usually has alot of traffic
>his bike trips on something he falls over sideways
>small truck runs right over his head
>entire school acts like they loved this guy, most barely knew him, was a wierd day
His mom went kind of nuts after that, though. Alienated alot of friends with her antics.
>That kid that snuck his cock and balls through the door during science class
>that autist you hated who had more friends than you
wew lad, what a feeling.
>>342692526
I've done you a favor.Though, I suppose if you really want it, that's your business.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/930521/6b659cd51b/
>>342692756
>that girl in 6th grade with double D tits
she practically knocked herself out in gym class
>>342692507
still beats me. obviously it never came to be (apparently nobody showed up; I wonder why) and the principal made him, uh, disband it once she learned what hentai really meant.
>>342692257
>that fatass who went on about how religion is the cause of war and the cancer killing humanity
He also had a clique of weebs who hung out in our side of the school who would always stand in a group formation to loudly and obnoxiously discuss anime. Shit was annoying.
>that kid who did the morning announcements and afterwards made a creepy statement to someone saying I know what you last weekend at the woods.
>>342692718
That's the real problem with Shindol. Great art to which I could never bring myself to fap.Asanagi is not dissimilar, what with the snuff and all.
>>342692840
Is that pic from the newest Berserk chapter? Potatogirl looks white here
>Friend claims to have connections to the black market. Even said he killed people
>Asked if I needed a gun.
>Jokingly ask for a hunting knife and handgun.
>Comes to my house with the gun and knife while my parents were in there.
Justin you're a fucking psycho.
>>342692560
A blazer?
ok
An actual suit jacket?
fuck no
>slowppkes holding hands walking in the crowded hallways.
>that korean boy who shouted fuck you and cursed all the time and people were afraid he was a ticking time bomb for years cause of being a korean and.
>>342689346
Some creepy kid I was friends with showed me some cp in media class one time on his phone, her had sites he visited and etverything. Dude was pretty creepy.
>>342691779
you're autistic
>>342692996
It's from a pretty old chapter, actually,when Flora dies and Guts first dons the Berserker armor.
>>342692913
I knew that kid.
He still does that.
Although he stopped using the word "religion" and now just says he hates humanity.
>>342692526
>that kid who was only popular because his family was richMy then gf broke up with me when she heard he had recently broken up with his fling, only to later come crawling back when she found out he was an asshatI told her to fuck off of course, because I don't play that shit
>>342692997
>psycho
Oh god i knew some mental people.
>>342692898
I could stand to discuss artists. I have a growing list of artists I like and would like to learn about more. I saw a chart on /a/ once but I didn't like most of them.
>>342692913
>>that fatass who went on about how religion is the cause of war and the cancer killing humanity
>implying it isn't
The US is literally at war with a religious extremist group right now. Like, I get you're just trying to be one of those anti-fedora memers, but at least make sense.
>>342692859
>that kid who supposedly liked to fuck girls his own age during middle school or elementary.
Those fags always bullshitted. I only ever wanted to fuck girls my own age around High School, before that I never considered fucking with other middle schoolers my own age. It was milfs or nothing.
>>342692840
>>342692859
>tfw I know a 15 year old girl with DDs who's been after my dick plenty of times
Jesus spent 40 days fasting in the desert, and the devil tempted him with food
I've spent 19 years a kissless virgin, and the devil offers me greater temptation
>>342690412
I almost felt bad for kind of rubbing a bit but then it turned into a happy ending so I feel better
Still not straight up jerking it though
>>342689902
Fuck man
>>342693284
Do it.
>>342681758
there is a fucking kid on my campus that still does
>>342693232
>The US is literally at war with a religious extremist group right now.
Go back to redd*t, stupid faggot.
>>342693284
Do it, die and resurrect. Ez.
>>342693268
I WARNED YE.
>>342687050
>that kid who jacked off under a blanket, on the bus during a school trip
>>342693362
>>342693407
She lives a few states away unfortunately
Sad too, I think she's legal now but has lost interest because I feared the wrath of god for too long
i had a creative writing class because it met a requirement and fit my schedule. there was this one guy. as bad as suit-and-a-fedora thing is, it's a common enough thing now, but he was going for, like, a Western-steampunk thing. he wore a puke green bowler hat, an old-fashioned milk shirt, and a green vest with gold embroidery, and brown pleated pants and wingtips. he looked like a saloon piano player. he had a pocket watch on a gold chain and carried around this big, heavy cane which he'd tap against the desk or the floor constantly. wrote with a quill, too, not that he could write for shit.
>>342693236
I fucked around with another boy my own age. We were like 10 or something. My gf did that too with another girl her age.
>>342693232
>religion is the definitive and only cause of war
I've hated fedorafags before the meme btw
>>342693091
And, what?
>>342693429
>because I feared the wrath of god for too long
Nothing to fear. He'd be jealous that he's too scared to get that 15 yo cunny.
>>342693334
>Happy endingShe's dead anon. In her final moments, or perhaps even after her death, she imagines what life with her daughter might have been, but can never be.
>that bully kid who felt sorry for you and treated you like a bro from time to time.
It was an odd good feeling.
>>342693525
Gay
>>342693417
>that one guy who actually jerked off in class
>then proceeded to bring his hand up to people's noses and ask them to sniff
Goddamn Justin, looking back on it, you were such a goddamn madman, it's unbelievable
>>342693612
Obviously.
>that kid who had a kid in highschool
>>342693613
>>342693417
>that kid who jerked off in class and actually got caught by a girl but kept at it anyway and dated that girl a year or two later.
They broke up and he's basically a hermit now, but still.
>>342693573
Anon what the fuck are you niggers reading?
>>342693284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20zVTFeRh84
i think you will this
>>342693409
AAAAAAA
I CAN'T STOP READING
>>342693612
>You and that guy changed schools
>Got into the same class again
>He becomes your best friend and you still meet after all these years
I still don't know why he was being an asshole like that in the first place
>>342686650
Not in my school, but some dude from my friend's elementary school died from a car crash.
>>342687050
I literally did this
>>342686650
Yep. Went to a school where a kid just fucking set himself on fire in the lunch room one day.
Turns out he was a meth addict and dealer and he plotted to kill one of my friends.
>>342693670
My best friend in high school impregnanted 3 people before he got out of high school. Whether or not he admits they're his seems to depend on his mood.
>>342693768
A tale of woe.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/930521/6b659cd51b/
>>342693802
wew lad I'm retard meant to reply to >>342693606
>>342690430
>that kid who brought a toy gun to school
>he literally had it out in one of his classes and the teacher didn't give a shit
>he showed you the toy gun later
>that middle eastern kid who was obsessed with CoD and pretended he had a gun while making shooting noises whenever people entered the classroom
>>342693573
bullshit
I refuse to believe it wasn't happy
>>342681758
>that girl that wore an Akatsuki robe
>>342686650
Our years kid died about 5 years after high school.
Slid off the side of a mountain and fell 200m.
RIP Pete, we never liked each other anyway.
>>342693861
I'm not going to read it. Just tell me what happens.
>>342693925
>I refuse to believe it wasn't happy
After that WHOLE FUCKING THING YOU THINK A HAPPY ENDING JUST GETS SLAPPED ON
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS RETARD
>>342693925
I don't blame you, frankly.But deep down, you know the truth.
>The kid who tried to act cool by dropkicking the gym doors open.
One time he actually did that while a special ed kid and a teacher escorting him were walking by, knocked both of them on their ass and he got a lot of shit for it.
>that girl who was tsundere for you and you had a wet dream about
>>342686650
a kid was shot in a hunting accident my freshmen year
>>342693925
You gotta deal with it anon. Let go.
>that trashy girl who never wore shoes
>>342693880
Guy you meant to reply. Sadly in my case they just turned out to be bigger asshole. They just avoided me and stopped talking me, we became kinda neutral. They didn't bully me and I never talked to them, but they became bigger dicks towards others.
>>342684141
Anime isn't popular with kids anymore from what I gather, so not too likely.
>know kid in junior high fairly well, stop talking to him by eighth grade
>get to high school, find out he's gone way way off the deep end
>claims there's this ghost chick following him around and she's his girlfriend (swear to God)
>one of the popular guys finds out about it and asks him where the girl (think he called her Brittany or something) is at that specific moment
>he points to an empty desk
>popular guy goes up to desk and starts talking to her
>suddenly, grabs where ghost girl's head would be and shoves it down on the desk
>starts humping the air where her ass would be
>kid gets fucking furious (doesn't do shit though) and starts yelling at popular guy to leave her alone
>popular guy then pantomimes ghost girl sucking his dick
>kid gets so pissed he storms out of the room
>kid got cucked by a goddamn ghost
>see him around school, but never talk to him again after thatthe popular guy ended up a massive addict who'd take the erasers off pencils so he could fill them with coke and do lines in class.
>>342693670
>that kid who had a kid in class
pregnant mess got everywhere
>>342693402
>Go back to redd*t, stupid faggot.
>ISIS isn't a religious extremist group
>al Qaeda isn't a religious extremist group
>>342694141
That girl did wonderous things to MUH dick
>>342687137
yikes
>tfw a drive by shooting of a 15 year old a couple blocks from where I live and regularly go on walks
welp, time to move
>>342691546
This one guy during senior year had some sort of problem where he had to cover his ears and moan all fucking class period. The worst part was I sat directly in front of him. I did sleep most of the time but shit man, it made it harder when he's fucking moaning like he was on the edge of death. He was also obsessed with 80s movies.
>>342692803
>entire school acts like they loved this guy, most barely knew him, was a wierd day
That shit happened to me at work last year.
>Teenage co-worker
>Really deep into drugs, would come into work beaten and bloody from failed drug deals
>Parents didn't want shit to do with him
>Girlfriend told his parents in an attempt to get him help
>Parents kicked him out, he broke up with his girlfriend, lives in his car
>Hung himself in his car
>Next week, everyone's talking about what a nice guy he was, how he was everyone's fucking best friend and the high school female employees have those shitty little rubber wrist bands with his name on them
>The same girls who wouldn't give him the time of day normally
I fucking hate people.
>>342694190
>that kid who ate their own placenta for lunch
>>342693606
>that kid who bullied you
>he's now your bf
>>342694141
>knew this ultra poor girl in primary school
>she smelled like cat piss all the time
>she told me her special talent was eating hot pies really fast
I hope you got somewhere, forgettable person
>>342681467
>that kid who was a drug dealer and got murdered a day after graduation for shorting someone
>>342692997
Well I hope you paid the guy instead of wasting his time.
>that teacher/school principal who hanged himself in prison after being accused of child abuse
y-yeah, primary school was fun
>>342681467
>>342686650
Some kid in my senior class shot himself because he wasn't accepted to the university he wanted to attend.
Meanwhile I didn't even try to go to university.
>>342694204
I misread your post, sorry cunt faggot.
>>342694232
no joke she legit wanted my D, but I was too autistic to go through with it
Regret it to this day
>that kid who always brought the Omnitrix from Ben 10 to school
>teachers thought it was a real watch
>>342694141
I wish she went to my school.
>that girl who almost definitely masturbated to you at least once
>you liked her too but never went for it
>went to different high schools
>went to same college
>is now a college lesbian
yes she liked video games
>>342681274
>that kid who snuck into class like solid snake
>that kid who did naked flips around school like raiden
>>342687313
are you talking about me?
>>342693884
underrated.
>>342693962
>that girl who wore the fishnet shirt
>>342694328
>Class counselers constantly badgering you with "what you want to be when you grow up here fill out this shit for college"
bitch I was 14 and still liked going outside for fun leave me alone
>>342694367
>cute Asian girl with a nice ass keeps making passes at me
>I'm too fucking autistic to do anything
>still regret it
At least I got to sign her yearbook.
>>342691237
shit something like that happened here a while back too. I think they were from the phillippines.
>That one fucking kid who would try and convince people he could do whatever people were talking about at the time
>he would even go as far as trying to do it better, but failing or try and make an excuse as to why he can't do it
>>342689234
Was he a douchebag?
Don't let someone's illness define what you think of them. He might've still been a douchebag.
>>342693670
>Best friend impregnated some girl in highschool
>They're still together
>I'm still a kissless virgin
FUCK YOU ALEX
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>that kid you always bullied and called gay because you felt like it
>>342689607
ZA WARUDO!
>>342694271
How the fuck do you hang yourself in a car, a space that there's not even enough room to stand it.
Why even hang yourself when you can just run the car in an enclosed space to kill yourself.
>>342686650
We had had a sickly jewish manlet in my first year of HS, one day he just commited suicide by jumping off the roof of our school during the night (don't even know how he was able to get up there).
Nobody really cared, since he didn't have any friends as far as I remember and I only talked to him once after class, because he had a hand-made copybook with a TES Oblivion cover. It was shortly after release of that game, actually.
>>342694579
whatever senpai, it gets to a point where you dont care if you succeed or not, its all the same shit.
>this kid i know got raped in the lockerroom
>he was a total faggot
>didn't like him at all
>tried to be friends with him after because sympathy
>he still continued to be a faggot
>Get expelled for telling him he deserved it
>>342690206
>died in an accident for driving drunk.
>accident
>drunk driving
that aint no accident
>>342694579
>that girl who keeps hitting on you
>you were gay
>>342686650
I'm from Australia and went to a high school where indigenous kids could attend and live on campus as boarders and one time one hanged himself due to stress or something
>>342694015Young girl leaves high school, gets a nasty drug habit, starts sleeping around to pay for her fix. She gets knocked up, but still spends her time fucking and getting high.When she hits rock bottom, she comes to the realization that she'll need money for herself and, more importantly, her unborn child, when that time comes. Torn between saving her money and spending it on heroin, she's jumped, robbed, and beaten by a bunch of kids.As a result of the beating, she presumably miscarries. Bruised and bloodied, she brings herself to a nearby public restroom, where she spies herself - and the wreck that she has become - in the mirror, before resolving to kill herself. To that end, she intentionally overdoses, while apologizing to the baby that she failed.The final pages show her sitting in the park with her daughter, grown up, as she spends her final moments imagining the life that might have been.
>>342686650
One of my friends died in a drunk driving accident. Then very eerily the same friend that came across the accident and called the cops died from a drug overdose. My school actually had a lot of overdoses before/after that too. I think I have at least 5 friends that passed away due to drugs.
>>342689625
I can't believe he actually gave her a happy ending.
Was a bit unrealistic too, I can't see how she managed to clean herself up and raise her daughter given the position she was in
>>342694641
Eh, people who are desperate can make it work. I'd imagine it was probably really painful, he must've pushed against the rope to induce his own suffocation, as opposed to letting gravity do the work.
>>342694689
>this kid i know got raped in the lockerroom
>I was the guy who raped him
>he's now my live in slut
>>342694579
she ws probably a bitch anyway.
>>342694453
>When you could see them juicy nips poking in to one of the holes of the fishnet shirt
>>342694637
BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV *tick tick tick tick*
>>342694453
>the Russian girl who'd suck your dick between classes if she liked you
>the girl with really big tits who always wore tight flannel and everyone thought was a dyke but wasn't
>>342694725
A tale as old as time.
Should have stayed in school.
>>342694696
I always hated how the teachers of my school would call shit like that "Accidents".
>that fat chick who started smoking meth and lost 200 pounds
now instead of looking grossly overweight she was a skeleton
>those kids who always gave generic responses whenever you tried talking to them
>That kid that took a hit of hash during class
>That kid that chewed up a mouthful of chocolate cake and then threw it full force at the wall at the front of the classroom while the teacher was writing on the board.
Bally you were possibly legitimately mental but school was hilarious before you got your dumb as expelled
>>342694903
Sup
>that kid who you and your friends bullied so hard he killied himself
>>342694850
Good joke.
>that autistic kid you would compete with
He was my friend but we were so autistic we competed for some smart "hot" chick with our grades. Thank g-d he transferred eventually. After all the fucking years, he's the only fag I still have contact with.
>>342690130
If it makes you feel better, the fact you took no notice is probably a good part of why she liked you
>that thread with the fag op
>>342694953
*upnods from across the room*
>>342694725
tfw you can recognize someone talking about shindol without any prior information
>>342694903
>"what music do you listen to"
>"I dunno... stuff"
>>342695047
what's upnod?
>>342695023
Hi OP
>>342694725
Damn, that's depressing. Thanks for writing it out you're a real trooper anon.
>that kid who always stayed off to the side and never talked to anybody who everyone tried to pretend to be friends with after Columbine
>tfw I was that kid
>>342695078
i dont know, whats upnod with you?
>>342694974
>joke
Deep down, you know that this is how it ended.
Let go, anon.
>>342691692
He did his Joker voice? That's pretty scary.
>>342681758I was that kid, I did it once and never agin. I don't regret it since it makes for a funny story now but holy shit I cringe thinking about walking into class and seeing everyone look at me.
>>342693670
>>342693847
>>342694190
>Moved during my senior year of High School
>New school says I won't be able to complete the required credits because this state has different reqs or some shit
>I drop out and instead attend a school that let's you take a bunch of classes at once to get the needed points.
>It's a school for drop outs, so it's ghetto as fuck.
>One of the girls, a 14 y/o is pregnant with twins.
>Learn later that she'd already had twins once before.
She had four kids by the end of the year, and the best part was that they were from two different fathers.
I spent all day with the school faculty when I could. Every lunch and every student aide period I had, I spent with them. I actually made some good friends up there. Early on I found out how low the graduation rate at my school was and figured I might as well not waste my time trying to befriend too many people.
Funnily enough everyone I was close with at that high school is either in prison, about to go to prison, or is working minimum wage. Thank god I spread my wings and found other people.
>that who awoke an ancient evil
>Knew this greek girl since pre k
>she asks me to go to prom with her
>spaghetti and say no
>she was cute and one of my best friends and i regret it to this day
She moved away after that.
>>342695135
did you wear a hoodie over your face and draw disturbingly violent cartoons?
that's what I did.
>>342695135
sleep tight pizza
>that kid who had no friend
>that kid who always ate alone during lunch break
>that kid who barely talked with anyone>that kid was me
>tfw had to take a shit
>had to hold it in all day because all the stalls in the mens bathrooms had all the doors broken off
seriously what the fuck half of them looked like this too why do we have janitors if you don't do your god damn job
>>342694907
>That kid who mouthed off the teacher freshman year in high school
>The teacher that wouldn't put up with that shit and told the kid to leave
>The kid refused
>The teacher called in the police officer
>The cop told him to leave
>He still wouldn't go
>The cop has to actually grab him and drag him to the office
>Meanwhile the teacher is yelling obscenities at him while the class is trying to copy down the photosynthesis formula
>that one kid who only listened to the same 2 linkin park albums on repeat (Hybrid Theory and Meteora)that was me
>that kid that had a wrestling alter-ego with the same name as a car from the Simpsons hit and runi was that kid
>>342695218
What's the story?
>>342694775
I thought that type of shit won't work for the same reason you can't drown yourself by just sticking your head in a bathtub. Reflexes take over and pull you out.
>know a kid for a few years in elementary school
>good friends, hung out a lot, but eventually drifted apart.
>one day in high school he randomly shows at my house unannounced.
>totally shocked to see him after so long
>he makes a tiny amount of small talk before asking to borrow my gamecube
>being the spineless faggot I am I say yes (had a Wii anyway so it wasn't being used)
>give him the gamecube and he awkwardly invites me over to his place
>couldn't then, but I did go over on a different day
>very awkward, generic small talk
>played WarioWare on Wii for a while
>went home
>never saw him or the gamecube again
The thing that really fucks me up is trying to figure out why he needed to suddenly steal the gamecube of an old friend when he had a Wii anyway...
>>342694725
I never understood how some of you fags can get that much info on other peoples lives. Shit, I don't even know what my best friend from middle school through High school is up to now, let alone knowing what some fucker I didn't know does now.
>>342695078
for poopin, silly
>>342695135
>tfw kids in HS call you a serial killer and you laugh with them
>>342695296
>that kid proceeds to make it about racism
>>342694805
Yeah, I've heard that Asian girls are typically high-maintenance, and bitches for the most part, but I still wanted to at least kiss a girl for once in my life.
>>342694680
It never ends man.
>>342695367
It's porn, more or less, not somebody I actually knew.
>that kid that snatched every motherfuckers birthday
Shouldn't have took her.
>>342695369
>updog in 15 seconds or you'll never have good cholesterol again
But what is updog
>>342695369
>that kid who was assigned next to you in like 4 of your classes who brought 20 knives to school and wouldn't hesitate to whip them out and show everyone and brag
>>342695328
I was really into naruto at the time, I bought some dumbass cards that came with the headband, wore the headband to class. About half the class laughed when I walked in but my pride didn't allow me to take it off so I wore it all day although only around my neck.
This isn't a "that kid" story but whatever.
>went to Christian high school
>one of the Bible teachers is a fucking fanatic by any standards
>one kid brings a universal remote to school
>programs it to the TV
>starts flicking through channels one day in class
>she freaks the fuck out and shepherds all the students into the far corner while flinging holy water at the TV and screaming "Get behind me, Satan!"
>this continues for the rest of the period until the kid just stops
>she only finds out like a year later
She also once poured holy water on my friend's head because she fell asleep in class.
>>342695486
>that one kid who posted obscure /tv/ memes on /v/ expecting any pleb on here to get itget your fuckin shinebox
>>342695530
I bet you fucking faggots only learned of this lame joke through that one Overwatch comic. God I hate this place.
>>342695547
What kind of knives?
>that kid who died in a house firethe bus rides were never the same after that
>>342692840
>that ending
WTF I WASN'T READY TO FEEL
>>342695434
The guy was white, and the best part is, you wanna know how he acted afterwards? Like he had just saved the day or some shit, like he was special for standing up to Hitler or something. The teacher was totally based and almost everybody liked her. Some guy actually beat the kid up afterwards zozzle
>>342695585
Seagalposting was legit the greatest thing I've seen in YEARS across all boards.
>>342694725
Eh, i've read much weirder shit
>That one Doujin where, at the end, a girl gets hit by a truck, becomes handicapped/mentally retarded
>The other girls in the doujin tries to let a dog fuck her to make her "Feel better"
>that kid who locked the teacher in the laboratory all night
Wait that was me
>>342695561
Atleast you didn't fall for the peer pressure meme... thats a plus.
>that kid that makes that kid threads on /v/
>>342695335
That's what I find kind of fucked up about the whole situation, ignoring his own reflexes, he must've really wanted to die.
>>342695479
Didn't read the replies before, shit. Still, some fuckers just happen know everything from people lives despite not knowing them personally. Bullshit most of time I suspect.
>>342695135
Hang ten, pizza.
>>342681274
>that kid who torrented anime in classwas me
>that kid who cracked a window with another kids head and told him not to tell when he started crying
sorry Christopher but i had to cover my ass
>that kid who wandered off during gym class and discovered a system of catacombs underneath the school
>>342695740
Sounds like you have autism.
>>342695547
>that smart kid who was put in a group project with the popular girls
>I was that kid
>all they wanted to do was talk about nothing
>decide not to do any work then because I didn't give a shit
>they have nothing to present
no rugrats
>that one kid that fingered half the girls on the bussup
>>342686650
My mom taught a girl who was raped and murdered by her mom's boyfriend while babysitting her younger siblings. It was pretty ugly.
>>342695796
fucking what
>>342695568
what the fuck
>>342695568
>that kid who always has stories about "le religion camp one summer" and "le religious family visit".
You faggots are tiring with your cliched shit, cunt.
>>342686650
A senior couple was killed by some random dude in the street,the high school made a huge fuss about it (they placed commemorative plaques and shit) but no one actually gave a fuck except the other seniors.
>>342695796
Do you live in France?
>>342695840
Hot
>>342695603
all kinds.
he was obsessed with knives. swords too. like Viking swords and shit. he'd always brag about "muh Scottish heritage"
alright guy though.
>>342695819
>tfw even in college I get comments from girls that I 'look smart' and they can 'see it in my eyes'
>wondering if its just the glasses
>>342686650
I went to a pretty big high school, and a couple kids died of cancer while I was there. None that I knew, though.
>>342695892
Many americans actually are like that though.
>>342694725
That's some requiem for a dream shit man. Glad I didn't read it.
>that kid you were best friends with in elementary school
>then became distant from in middle school and never really spoke
>and then in high school a drunk driver rammed into his car and killed himThe last time I spoke to him was when he told me he wanted to join the air force after high school
>>342686650
Crossing guard at my elementary school in Georgia got run over one morning, and died.
>>342695316
One day you'll be world heavyweight champion, Canyonero. I believe in you.
>>342686650
There is a kid that got killed by his depressed father that drugged his meal
>that kid who you were always partnered up with but hated
>>342692257
I had a kid in my school that did the EXACT same shit except he carried around a sonic screwdriver and tried to open doors with it.
>>342695796
That sounds like an amazing way to cut class
>>342695985
Stick a nigger cock up you ass, faggot. many Americans like that too, including you, faggot.
>>342695796
>>342695853
>manhole cover in my school's field
>decide one day to make a joke and try to lift it
>it actually fucking opens
>me and my friends proceed to explore the goddamn sewers for lunch
Didn't get far at all since it was dark as shit, but still kind of want to go back with a flashlight and go see if I can find mutant rats and shit
>Girls asked you out, asked you to hang out, whatever
>Would never do it because you assume everyone else was out to pick on you or make you look stupid
I could've had someone by now.
>>342696058
Summer.
>tfw everyone thought I was a stoner
>tfw I fucking hated pot
Kill me.
>the teacher aks the class to split into groups of 2
>you were always the one ending alone and having to work with the teacher
>>342696071
>tfw did hang out with that girl but started feeling like she only did it out of pity
>>342695364
To sell it for drugs. A friend of mine did that with another friend of mine's Guitar Hero drum set.
>>342695796
>finding out the skeleton in your biology class was an actual 12 year old girls skeleton donated by her parents
teeth and shit were falling out of it and all the kids would mess with it.
poor thing deserved better than this.
>>342695963
I was half expecting you to say he was some anime kid or something
>>342686704
His parents were smoking meth
>>342696026
DELET THIS WTF
>>342696071
>you assume everyone else was out to pick on you or make you look stupid
that's because she would probably do exactly that
>>342696071
>muster up courage and trust someone once
>he actually was just out to make you look stupid
And that's how I became an edgelord.
>>342696193
its not like she needed it anymore
>>342693284
I'm actually in a situation extremely similar to this one
>>342695061
actually me, i listen to so much stuff i just can't pick a band, and if i pick a whole genre i just look like a pleb
>that girl who asked you out for prom but you rejected her.
Didn't even know I rejected her until her friend told me. I thought she was being annoying or some shit and didn't believe it, mostly because I was a sperg and smelled bad.
>>342696137
>That one kid who would always brag about "Doing" pot and "Drinking" alcohol.
>>342696147
This is what motivated me to make friends
>>342696130
Yeah, we know that's the reason you're here, cuntbag.
>>342696137
same.
potheads are the worst.
>that kid who would bully the teacher so bad that she would start crying and take off the rest of the day
to be fair she was kind of gross like she had a cottage cheese stomach and would accidentally expose it a lot and would always try squeezing between desks despite her ass being gigantic
She also liked to hover over your shoulder while you worked
>>342696289
Do it
>>342696314
You didn't reject her, she wouldn't have shown up.
>>342694725
What the fuck kind of masochist weirdo would create this?
I think a hentai comic has failed when it inspires more despair than arousal in the reader.
>>342696193
>all the kids would mess with it.
>poor thing deserved better than this.
you should see what vidya had did to Skele's
>>342686650
>don't have many friends in middle school
>just one girl i would hang out with from time to time
>high school comes
>get more friends
>we drift apart
>just found out an hour ago that she died of a heroin overdose
i'm so confused as to how this happened. she literally was just a bookish nerd that didn't have a lot of friends
>One stoner dude during freshman year
>Always had a shitty shirt and had his hair in a bun
>one day he's running around the theater tech shop with no shoes on
>wood everywhere
>I warn him that this shit is gonna put all of us in trouble and make all of us get a fucking lecture
>tells me to go fuck myself and keeps running around
>splinter right up his foot
>had to go to the hospital because it broke off inside of him
>called master splinter by the end of the year
There was like three inches of splinter inside his foot. It was scary.
>>342696278
it's not like we needed it anymore. also, dissecting pig fetuses was so pointless and nasty.
>That teacher who fucked a girl in the supply room, got told on, but used his status in the small city to make it seem like she was framing him, and he is now running for mayor
>>342696420
sure thing m8. She clinged around a good while after that though until she lost interest.
>>342696470
its the quiet kind that are usually into the weird shit
thats why i never fall for the 'cute and innocent' act, give me a chill normie girl who plays it straight
>>342695676
Name on the first one? For research purposeshaha
>>342696435
You should that one touhou doujini where the girl gets raped, gets pregnant and her son gets killed in front of her eyes
I felt ashamed to fap to this
>>342696470
Your friend dies an hour age and you tell a bunch a people on a >that kid thread
>>342696382
I pissed off my incredibly hot teacher once, it was fucking erotic in a way.
>>342696513
We did frogs, it was pretty dank.
>>342696551i think there is only one doujin
>>342691546
>there was a tard, Dennis, 2 or 3 grades older than me
>I would practice in the music rooms during lunch
>one day Dennis comes and locks himself in a room
>he plays air guitar and screams while everyone else practising gets kicked out by the teachers
Funniest thing was he got expelled because he said to one of the teachers face he wanted to fuck her
>mfw
>>342696519
Savage
>>342686650
>fat fuck bullied me and threw a chair at me
>got hit by a bus a week later
you had it coming, Luigi. Funniest part is that no one in my class gave a shit about him
>that teacher who kicked you out of the class because you fell asleep
>you only fell asleep because he wasn't actually teaching anything and was always talking about some stupid irrelevant shit from his past
>tell him maybe he should actually teach something
>get in school suspension
his douchey new yorker accent didn't help
>>342686650
Now that I think about it two little niglets died in a car accident in elementary and one bitch killed herself while pregnant but she didn't even attend our school but we still heard about it in our announcements.
>that 8th grade science teacher who was really hot and a milf but nobody else really mentioned because the spanish teacher looked like a hot college student, so you waifu'd her
>that one day she wore a really tight top and sunglasses and twirled a yardstick around the classroom while you were all working
>she came up to your seat and had the stick over her shoulders, pushing out her chest and she looked right at you over her sunglasses and started talking to you about how you were distracted
Swear to god this happened.
>>342696704
She left the state to join the military because the teacher fucking ruined her reputation.
>>342695676
have you read this one?
>>342696804
She shouldnt have fucked the teacher t b h
>>342696804
Why did she fuck him?
>>342696812
sounds interesting
>that one kid who slept every class period but somehow passed all his classes
That kid was me. Never failed.
>that jew kid who sensed your raging antisemitism
Freshmen year had so many fucking jews.
>>342696649That's not very descriptivehaha
>>342686650
One of my classmates killed himself. I was shocked. It was the kind of person that was smiling and telling jokes all day. I didn't realized then, but it was like those greentext stories where the writer regrets not accepting any invitations to hang out with the other person. I sometimes regret, but how could I know?
>>342689902
>TRY TO ERASE THIS FROM THE BLACKBOOOOOOOOOOOARD
Oh god, I'm crying here. Please tell me this is legit.
>>342696856
>>342696903
She didn't, he kind of talked her into it. Seduce wasn't the word.
>Brush against her chest
>"Oh sorry sorry"
>"Don't worry, it was an accident, it's okay."
>"Oh it is? So if I do it again, it's okay? What abut this?"
This was about 10 years ago, though.
>>342696791
Also,
>that english teacher who gave you a slice of pizza left over from the teacher's lounge and nobody else twice
>that one time he threw a rubber band ball at the girl next to you because she was sleeping
He was a bro.hot as fuck too
>>342696791
>that one old teacher that always pushed her tits against your back and smelled like cigarettes and shit
>>342697015
>She didn't, he kind of talked her into it.
>Seduce wasn't the word.
Yes it is.
>>342689902
bullshit.
>>342697015
How long did this go on? A couple months?
>>342696962
>that one kid who was a hardcore neo-nazi
He wasn't that open about it, but he did argue with our economics teacher a lot I recall.
>>342696386
I will, and I'm not even ashamed of it.
>>342689902
fucking Jeremy
>>342697070
>>342697115
I'm not sure. I left the school in 2006 and was told about this by a friend years later, so all we have is a secondhand story.
>>342696289
Don't do it man. Bunch of people from my town who stay after HS ended up getting arrested cus they were fucking or trying to fuck a fifteen year-old. Makes me wonder how much statutory rape goes on unnoticed.
>>342697157
Good luck
>>342697157
Don't get locked up
>>342689902
>mfw I was that kid
>>342697203
>Makes me wonder how much statutory rape goes on unnoticed.
A retarded amount
>>342696934
good art at least. I don't know what you consider "fucked up"
>>342696767
>That one semester teacher that only ever talks about his travels throughout Europe with his newly wedded wife
>Nobody is passing his class because he's a shit teacher that nobody likes
>Starts bragging about how he got a better job at some charter school and they gave him a tablet
>Had to sit there everyday listening to his bullshit
I hope his marriage is literally falling apart and he gets keked.
>170 posters
Half of these stories are made up, aren't they?
>>342689902
That's bullshit, but I believe it . png
>>342696551
Here it is, http://exhentai.org/g/174680/3a4b1e19a2/
>>342697128
I was that kid, though I never even hinted at it with other jew kids.I also wouldn't call my self neo-nazi. My jew teachers got heavy hints and suspected it, they eventually brought me to the deans office.
>mfw I was able to talk myself out of some real antisemitic shit i did.
I had some real scumbag kike teachers.
>>342695590
way to project, faggot.
>That kid who did his current event report on FEMA death camps, Obama being a muslim reptile, and fetuses and fluoride in the water
>During daily events he would browse before its news and infowars
>He would creepily follow women and try talking to them
>They would let him follow them but laugh at him behind his back
>He'd try to hang out with the popular guys talking about his metal youtube channel
>They would treat him like a retarded pet
>That time he spent a whole period in spanish holding up one of the teachers dolls and talking to it
>Tfw I'm dead fucking serious this guy actually existed in my high school and this isn't even the tip of the ice berg of shit he did
>tfw you get a bullethole in your door from a driveby
>take pictures and brag to your schoolmates about it
I was a weird kid
>>342697354
>that kid who noclipped
You tell me.
>>342697378
>bestiality
>scat
>loli
>pregnant
>vomit
>>342697157
reported.
if I'm not getting laid neither are you.
>>342697461
Continue
>>342697461
That guy was on another level
>that kid who shanked someone with pic related
>>342697461
>>Women would let him follow them but laugh at him behind his back
>>Men would treat him like a retarded pet
>tfw I know these feels so i tend to isolate myself because I refuse to be that guy again
>>342689346
Was it the teacher?
>That Muslim kid everyone called a terrorist.
Funny as fuck when I image a bunch of middle schoolers calling that kid a terrorist.
>>342697463
>driveby
Americans I swear to god.
People say the 90s in Russia were fucked, but hearing all your stories really makes me think
>that teacher who wore a I heart NY shirt every single day
>>342697779
Well was this in NY?
>>342697725
To be fair I basically live in South Central LA, we're known for this type of shit.
Yes Black
>>342697850
>>342697850
no. funny enough she fucked off back there after 9/11
>that one kid who got stabbed by niggers
I swear this happens far too often.
>that fat kid that asked what happened
>>342697779
>that rich kid that wore a "I heart (city) " every day
>it was always a different city
>that hot teacher who liked getting close to students.
Major wanks were had. Sucks that they're probably old hags now.
>that one kid in HS who lost an eye in a streetfight
>got a glass eye
>>342697950
>that male teacher who would always get way too close to students and breathe heavily
math has never been so terrifying
>>342697931
>that kid who told him they took her
>>342697579
But anon, I thought we were friends T-T
Besides, you get to have all those cool wizard powers.
>that kid who had a lot of free shit and bragged about it.
He eventually transferred out after only a few weeks. Later realized all that shit was from the government and welfare. Makes me sad that I hated that kid, he was a weird loner kid and only talked to me and a few others.
>>342698081
actually you will get laid. in prison :)
>>342698079
>that fat kid who was sorry to hear that
>that kid who always smelled like dry saliva
>>342696950
same
>tfw everybody is jealous of you and thinks my life is easy because I'm smart enough to pass every test without working
>mfw I have crippling depression
>>342697891
Kek, the only thing that's missing from this is if you were around anywhere from 1988-1992.
>>342698156
>that fat kid who then went and snatched every motherfuckers birthday
>>342697607
>>342697613
>>342697626
Trying to remember much else on him but it's been a while.
I remember everybody thinking he was either retarded or was always high as fuck. Turned out it was neither.
But, I remember a friend told me a story of him one time
>My friend was wearing a shirt that had to do with something (theatre class I think?) and the shirt said "Once upon a mattress"
>The guy (I'll call him Clyde) walked up to him
Oh yeah, another thing about Clyde was that he would always, ALWAYS, laugh at the most retarded shit (of which he would make sure to let the whole class know he was laughing by basically yelling) and he would make some really terrible fucking jokes, if you could even call it that.Anyways
>He walks up to my friend and says
>"Heh, O-Once upon a mattress, I took my medicine then went back to sleep"
>He started laughing then walked away
I forgot he also had this really fucking annoying way of talking. Like, he would stutter, and then change what he was in the middle of saying. Mix that with him interrupting class and yelling out and you got shit like
>"Heh, I was gonna say- *silence*
>"Cle"
>>342686650
I used to be in that school where one year a girl had a heart attack during PE. The next year another girl commited suicide out of school. The year after someone waited for class to be over to jump off the window and killed himself. And the year after, a student who had a heart problem died in his sleep.
Felt like some kind of crazy curse went around or some shit.
>That kid who brought bullets to class
He was my friend. I asked him about it
[Me feeling his shirt pocket with bullets]: 7.62?
[Him]: 308s
[Me]: eh, same thing.
>>342697461
>this isn't even the tip of the ice berg of shit he did
Tell us the rest.
>>342698268
Fucking format your post you retarded nigger.
>>342698217
I'm a 94kid so i missed most of the action
still more than enough to go around where I lived though
>tfw basically watching a guy die in-front of my moms car after he was shot like 6 times
>shooter cheered after doing it
>that girl you fell in love with because it was literally the only human being that was nice with you
>you never told her because you didn't want to break the relationship you had with her
>turns outshe only did that]to get weird stories about you and make fun of you in your back
>>342698509
Thats straight up evil.
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