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One of the weirdest tourneys ever.
Sm4sh pools wrapping up, as is Melee doubles for the night.
streams @ VGBootcamp and PolarityGG
https://oddshot-renders-2.s3.amazonaws.com/temp/render-captures/source/VGBootCamp-NfiPXu6Ld3ENXsRfr5pkPw.mp4
https://oddshot-renders-2.s3.amazonaws.com/temp/render-captures/source/VGBootCamp-IcO3ZpP4EM9Ocyn4-0po8Q.mp4
m2k will win for her.
>>342657602
Kek at the image
>M2K
ALL FOR REVENGE
>>342657602
I hope M2K loses, to teach him a lesson: If someone you know is dying, spend time with them
Where is my waifu?
>>342657602
M2K is a fucking idiot
>>342657783
It's probably a Manti Te'o situation tbqh
M2K isn't the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
There's no way M2K can lose.
OH SHIT FIRST BAYO OF THE DAY ON STREAM
>>342657805
suckin my dick
M2k is going to lose to Hbox as usual and I'm going to laugh.
This is literally Darth Vaders backstory
Is M2Kchris chan gone right?
>>342657904
>Not the power of Self Respect.
REMINDER THAT THIS M2K SHIT IS ALL FOR VIEWS
>its personal i dont want people at the tourney to know
>goes on to post on twitter and crys on fucking stream in front of 20,000 people
>girl is apparently the love of his life
>instead being with her he goes to a fucking smash brothers tournament
SHIT AINT ADDING UP
M2k confirmed jrpg villian
>>342657996
Is Hbox Obi Wan then
What went right, bros?
>>342657735
jesus christ what the fuck
When is Zero gonna kill himself? He has no top tiers to carry him anymore
Le backthrow esper
>When I get that power.
>>342657904
>>342658021
weaponized autism
What the fuck the bracket says Harriet made it outta pools even though we saw Shamunt beat him on stream in losers GF.
>>342658115
STEM major
>>342658115
so this...is the power of camping...whoa....
>>342657989
M2K will probably loose to the first top 15 he faces. He will never win anything important ever again and he knows it.
But man do I hate hungrybox. Joey better step up.
>>342658051
Don't care this is entertaining to watch and I want to see how it ends.
>>342658051
It's not all for views m8 he is probably getting catfished but the relationship is certainly real in his autistic head
>>342658150
Kono chikara...
>>342657735
rip
>>342658181
Is that Fluttershy? She's my waifu!
>>342658115
Being a normalfag who went to college.
>>342658115
They don't have huntingtons disease
>>342658150
>Her dying friend is actually a omnipotent being
>>342658150
>lik dis if u cry erytim
>>342658115
I think he's literally the only professional smash player with a future outside of playing smash bros
How's your fantasy going?
>>342658181
gib a sauce mate
I'm drinking at a friends house. What is happening?
I know Zero lost to a fucking Palu in pools but what else happened?
>>342658150
Is this the beginning of an anime?
It's over.
>>342658393
M2K's true love is going to die of a fatal disease and he is in the process of turning into a JRPG final boss.
>>342658331
>m2k is only 10 bucks
wew
>>342658427
lolm2k
>>342658393
Marss, Ally, ZeRo, MVD in losers', Trela and Seagull Joe eliminated.
Jason Zimmerman @MVG_Mew2King
I cant play correctly right now lol. Sd'd at 0 and in losers to a sonic. I need a break.
>>342658331
nice picks senpai
so far my only bad picks were my throwaways
Oh fuck PUNISHED MEW2KING
>>342658648
HE'S BECOMING AN RPG VILLIAN
>>342658648
Really though, you wouldn't expect him to be ranting on twitter like this if his gf was dying
This kinda makes me wanna play bayonetta
>>342658776
>>342658780
>16 Jan
>>342658648
>january
>>342658648
LOL
>>342658648
toppest kek
>>342658385
okayhttps://derpibooru.org/1125348?scope=scpe4bb1834952becbaee8965f63d8d69bfc425a57cc
Did m2k get knocked out of the tournament? Smash.gg still shows him in winners. What's going on?
>>342658648
>16 january
>>342658932
he's in loser's
>>342658150
Is this an American thing? Why would you pretend to be a JRPG villian when your gf is dying?
WII FIT
>unzips dick
>>342658794
everyone is ok with bayo now, go for it
>>342659026
Why do I feel like he's getting catfished
>>342658919
>pony shit
i'm ok with it,fluttershy is the only one i'm ok with fapping to her human art
>Wii Fit Trainer
Seriously?
ROB fucking sucks, 8bitman should pick a top tier if he wants to level up
>>342659225
what?
>>342659165
I have a similar feeling though Huntingtons is kinda specific
>>342659076
>unzips dick
>>342658331
I'm 100 points behind you, thanks to Weston Motherfucking Dennis
>>342659026
>>342658427
>>342658150
>>342657735
don't follow smash but this dude is such a fucking autist holy shit
>>342659067
it's an autism thing.
>>342659305
>posting a flavor of the month anime reaction image and being new
I should have expected it
>>342659327
You should read up on the wonderful story that is Mew2king
>>342659327
Yes, because he actually has autism
>>342659327
i think he has diagnosed aspergers
>>342659242
I'm with you anon, he got bodied so hard by ESAM it was embarrasing, ROB is just so terrible against movile characters that can abuse ROB's giant hitbox of a body.
>>342659417
>>342659406
>>342659401
well shit
>>342659242
Yeah just like Palutena
>>342659420
It's MR Eric that got bodied by Esam, not 8Bitman.
>WFT wins
Waifu night
>>342659385
>He doesn't knowZipperman
>>342659385
>flavor of the month anime reaction image and being new
>>342659385
retard
That ROB was stylish as fuck
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING SET I HAVE SEEN IN FOREVER HOLY SHIT WHY CAN'T SMASH 4 BE THIS GOOD ALL THE TIME FUCK THIS GAME
>>342659385
Embarrassing
>esam talks about how he deserves to be at smash summit and promises to take melee seriously
>says he's a top player
>gets eliminated in pools by "EMT_Sol"
>>342659695
>>342659779
I missed it. Do you have an oddshot?
remember ppmd?
>>342659873
Sol? Like, the Little Mac Player? he is at CEO?
why is falcon so good?
>>342660102
n0ne is a beast.
>>342660047
no way
>This fucking set
>A WFT and ROB
WHAT
>>342660047
Literally has a different hairline
>>342657602
All that's left in his mind once it is cleansed of any useless emotion, is the game. Sad2King will be gone, the robot will take over again and destroy anyone and anything standing in his way, showing them their better results in the past were just due to letting them win.
>>342660089
different guy
>>342660102
Falcon is garbo
n0ne is a god. He could play zelda and make it work if he wanted too.
>>342660047
>literally dying of low test
>Getting cucked
>his girl is getting blacked
Press 1
>>342660190
Who won, I missed the last bit of the set.
>>342658319
armada could easily be successful in other areas but idk if he has a degree right now.
>>342658051
>Girl he's never been seen with and has never mentioned before suddenly diagnosed with uncurable fatal disease
>Dies 2 days later "faster than expected"
>He's at a tourney while she's dying
This is so obviously someone just fucking with him. This probably started less than a month ago with someone pretending to be a girl and taking interest in him. He either pressured "her" to meet up and they had to make up an excuse or the person always intended to play his emotions.
Either way it's pretty fucked for someone to be doing this and they should be ashamed of themselves. He obviously can't tell that he's being toyed with.
>>342660173
Does he still lose 99% of the time to unknown522?
>>342660212
So....he becomes sasuke?
>>342660332
ROB
>>342660332
rob
>>342660047
https://twitter.com/RyanRiesling/status/731998876559888388
>>342660197
its the same girl
go through the twitter
smashers also follow her
>>342660047
why the fuck do they wear shoes when they're naked? like why? its ALWAYS timbs too
>>342660395
He's been consistent lately.
> M2K confessed to a girl knowing she was ill
> Girl accepted his feelings because #yolo I'm dying anyway
> M2K is now suffering because he found love but gf is dying
He brought this to himself, specially if he knew she was dying and confessed anyway.
>>342660184
>>342660197
>>342660329
She decided to be a pornstar after PPMD broke her heart, the picture of her and PP was after they broke up. PPMD probably wanted a quick booty call from his slutty ex and she still wanted the PP.
>>342660102
Laudandus was right
>>342660395
he beat ryan fag at the latest monthly
WHY DO LITTLE MAC PLAYERS REFUSE TO HAVE A SECONDARY?
LITERALLY 80% OF THE CAST SHITS ON LITTLE MAC
>>342660493
I've seriously laughed aloud at this while watching some of their scenes.
>>342660047
>>342660047
J U S T
>>342658051
Come on, m2k is autistic. It can be justified him being with Smash rather than his gf.
>world's best little mac getting shit on by flowchart ness
i feel bad for anyone who has invested time in this character
>>342660047
F A L C O E D
>>342660482
https://twitter.com/RyanRiesling/status/746387401069760512
>boyfriend
JUST
>>342660587
They are PunchOut players, masochism is in their core.
>>342660047
dogfart has been on fire lately. i gotta renew my subscription
>>342660047
no fucking way
>>342660512
>When your pepperoni so strong it forces a girl into porn faster than an abusive uncle
What a champ.
>>>342660676
>Alexander
>PPMD's real name is Kevin
so this is fake
is harriet top 25 in florida?
i dont follow your overrated scene
Who's the RPG protagonist that will take down M2K when he tries to take over the world?
The choke from Sol. For shame.
>>342660446
>>342660464
Thank god, that ROB was fucking amazing.
>>342660814
its his ex, not his current gf
their relationship was before she got into porn
>>342660493
blacks love shoes
>>342660676
>Selfie
>doesn't even show your face
>to your boyfriend
Low self esteem?
>>342660864
Chu
>>342660864
Scarflard
>>342660972
No I don't. I never got the appeal of that shit.
>>342660864
Hungry Box :^)
>>342660864
Armada.
Because the only thing that can beat The Robot is another one
>>342660410
No, then he wouldn't win against armada and the swede would become the smashkage. But Jason will be peerless.
>>342660967
Oooh
>>342660985
Would you want people to know you date a pornstar
>>342661045
Well not all blacks do. But enough do that if you took yours off in the presence of other blacks, you'd be going home in your socks.
>>342661101
You don't just become a pornstar with no one finding out.
>>342661101
Didn't Esam date a pornstar as well?
>>342661045
>no i dont
GET OUT NIGGER REEEEEEmore seriously though, id rather see some shoes than some nasty feet. And its pretty come in African Americans to collect shoes and shit.
>>342660493
Gimme the timbs
>>342658319
>>342658115
this is why hbox is my favourite smasher
imagine being some fucking loser like mang0 or ppmd or m2k or lucky or any of the myriad other players who dedicated their lives to video games at the expense of all other pursuits. and this guy with his career, wealth, good looks, GF, college education, personal skills, good grooming, social skills and fuck all interest in any other game, absolutely mollywhops you with 50,000+ people watching and almost all of them cheering for you and booing him
he walks up to the throne, dispatches all the pretenders on the way, and kills the king of neckbeards in front of the royal court and all his subjects
a true hero
>>342661201
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>collect shoes
No thanks. That can be better spent on games and other stuff desu
>>342660846
Yeah he's ranked in CFL. Pengie is a better fox though and they didn't show any of him on stream.
someone explain what happened with m2k this time
>>342661000
No way anon, his memes aren't strong enough to beat m2k's autism
>>342661008
>Scarf gets obliterated in smash 4 by m2k
>tries to take down M2K in melee
>gets raped to death by m2k's sheik
>>342661049
possible
>>342661053
I can see Armada and Mango teaming up to take down M2K
>>342661289
Isn't Ppmd a doctor?
>>342661195
it's the same girl
esam got pp's sloppy seconds
>>342661195its the same girl, he got her after pp
>>342661312
agreed shoes are overrated.
>>342661454
no, but he is a patient at the loony bin
>>342661454
no he has a B.S (or a master's, don't remember) in psychology
>>342661403
lost in pools to a Wobbler named Derrek and then lost in loser's finals to Tafo
>>342661403
Days of our smashing lives
....being completely serious
>>342657735
>>342661417
Hbox shits on M2K m8. Sometimes M2K gets lucky but most of the time Hbox literally shits on his life. Normie powers beat autism bruh.
>>342661454
He a PsyKEKlogy major
>>342661289
Damn Armada-bro, that's some intense false-flagging
>>342661403
His gf is dying and he's gonna change this unjust world for the better.
>>342658051
I honestly get the feeling he's being catfished. Like he hasnt even met them irl and they met in a chatroom or somthing
Like someone just did it as a joke and is in too deep at this point
>>342661289
hbox fans are the biggest cucks ever
congrats for worshipping some arrogant fuck who pops off anytime he beats a top 30 player.
>>342661641
>he hasnt even met them irl and they met in a chatroom or somthing
please be joking
>>342661645
mang0 dick rider detected
KEEP CAMPING
>>342661591
>this world is wrong
>>342661454
Yeah it's in his name dummy.
>PP, MD
Used be known as
>Dr. Pee Pee
The evidence is right there.
>>342661289
mang0 is the most popular smash streamer
Armada is literally number 1
M2K is best overall across all smash games
Leffen has the best sponsor deals
Hbox is???
It's funny how he thought mang0-Hbox was proper rivalry from like 2008-2014
>>342660047
>>342660482
Oh fuck. I think i know whats going on.
In his depressed state he went onto mfc and blew a shit ton of money. Then she found out who he was and was like "omg I love smash" or some bullshit and now they either casually fuck or he just takes her places and buys her shit.
Probably the latter. I still love you PP but friendly reminder please don't actually be a cuck.
>>342661973
Read the thread m8 Hbox has the best life outside of Smash
>>342661726
being a mang0 fan you actually feel like you're actually part of something greater than melee. mang0 lives for his fans and the gameplay itself.
hungrybox constantly denies fan interaction and only plays for his own glory.
>Megaman vs G&W
What the fuck is going on
Some G&W, finally.
>>342660047
>Dog Fart
ZERO IS OUT OF THE TOURNEY
>>342658150
who is stronger a man with nothing to lose?
or a man with something to fight for?
GIMR BEATING SCATT HOLY FUCK
>>342661973
Isn't Hbox the most succesfull smash player outside of the game?
>>342662056
you stupid fuck he was with her years ago before he became a neet and stopped going to tournaments
Gold Is My Reason BTFO
>>342662078
Fuck tr4sh post more lewd shy girls.
>>342662159
Who did he lose to?
>>342662076
Wait you actually like Mang0 shit I'm so sorry
>>342662159
Really?
>>342662078
megaman is top 15 my man, where have you been?
How are you enjoying the stream friend?
Did you remember to turn adblock off?
>>342662271
The goddess.
>>342662056
Naw you can see her at Apex 2014 I think, hugging PP after he won. They were together for a while and you can't really see anything of her before 2015.
>>342662076
>mang0 lives for his fans and the gameplay itself.
yeah his practice, commitment, time keeping, always being sober at tourneys and doubles play all prove this;^)
>Nintendude vs DizzKidBoogie round 1
At least we only have to deal with one of them
>>342662192
Oh wow he has a job that probably gives him less than mang0's twitch.
and a ugly GF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ZERO IS OUT
>>342662310
fuck off you balding craker
>>342662354
oh so he has a life outside of smash?
and yet people are praising hungrybox for being the most well-adjusted outside the game.
LMAO can't win with you people
Mango has a solo practice stream going now, did he say anything about his Personal Reasons yet?
>>342662192
bizz is a lawyer
or was
>>342662308
Really? Man I am out of the loop. Is there a recent tier list anywhere?
>>342662329
Except for that, it's double elimination
>>342662354
>he's never been to smash major ever
Smashers are literally abunch of manchildren who smoke weed and get plastered after they drown in pools.
Mango definitely represents the typical normalfag smasher.
>>342661645
This
Also why does everyone forget that Armada has a career as well? Like why do smashfags act like having a job is an impossible thing?
>>342662426
>and a ugly GF
lol sure
have you seen mango's GF btw?
>>342662354
You don't have to win or practice to please THE PEOPLE
>>342662474
So what is Mango going to do to take care of his family when melee eventually dies?
Or do you seriously think he's going to be streaming smash when he's 40?
HBOX did the smart thing and actually got a stable job to build his career outside of a videogame.
>>342662596
This. Armada actually has a teaching degree and said he'd be a substitute teacher if smash ever died.
>>342662452
>>342662159
stop memeing retard, he's still in
>>342662525
Tier lists dont matter.
>>342662596
I thought Armada was just a part time teacher or some shit? Still better than most of the NEETs who play this game like lucky but still not a full on career.
>>342662689
>Mango
>Actually taking care of a family
There's a reason he didn't marry Lauren m8
>>342662525
Disregard every tier list, there's no community accepted tier list, but megaman has been on the rise for the last few months and it's been accepted by everyone that he's top 15 and an actual tournament viable threat
Please take a look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKv57_1xWfE
>>342662715
Well then don't tell me he's top 15 if it doesn't matter!
>>342662228
>>342662331
In that case that is actually pretty gross and I overestimated kevin's standards and the fact he is actually a cuck makes me really sad.
I dont know what to be in anymore.
>>342662689
Mango is so well liked by the community that he will probably have an esports commentating job thanks to our good friend Scar.
>>342662730
How can someone just teach part time? I major in education and don't even know how that's possible. It's a stressful job. And you don't even need a degree to sub
>>342662689
mang0 is one of THE most popular streamers on twitch. He gets 1500k viewers for solo practicing.
He could live off twitch until it dies. He has the natural charisma, business sense, and raw talent.
>>342662689
he could probably get into playing another game professionally.
He'd take his existing subscriber base with him and he's enough of a natural he'd probably perform well in anything he focused on.
>>342662689
He can just go back to college with his Twitch money.
>>342662860
do you not know what a fucking substitute teacher is
did you never go to school
>>342662867
Mango is nowhere near one of the most popular streamers. He just has a shit ton of Subs
>>342662697
>career
>substitute teacher
Yeah, and Axe had a career as a drug store attendant
>>342662602
oh god she's fat, please don't try to say someone is good looking while posting a pic with such shit filter and so much makeup, it disregards the point you're trying to make.
Or do all americans have horrible standarts?
>>342662867
Not even close to one of the most successful streamers. Do you see the numbers some of those LoL guus rake in?
>>342662689
Mango has such a big fanbase that he could just make stream money playing any AAA game
Well, it's official.
Mango didn't go because he "wasn't in the mood."
That's his personal shit.
>>342662974
The point was that you don't need a degree to be a sub
>>342663003
>American ad hominem out of nowhere
Inferiority complex...?
>>342662980
he absolutely is one of the most popular twitch streamers.
and stop acting like subs aren't a good way to measure it. 3 dollars a dub at 3100k subs, that's over 9000 dollars a month including donations and ads and all that shit.
>>342663003
are you a fucking moron who lacks reading comprehension?
thats mango's gf you fucking retard this is Hbox's >>342658115
>>342663085
Based.
>>342660410
Obito fits better.
>>342663132
What if I need a degree to be a dom?
>>342662839
Bro, everyone in the community accepts megaman is around the top 15 spot and on the rise, don't be surprised if he's a top 10 character in one year from on now.
The game is still stabilizing from the latest patches and it's still growing with every tournament, we can't make a tier list yet.
>>342663085
Aka he realized that he didn't practice and didn't win to embrass himself losing to Hbox again
>>342663019
i didn't mean like top 10. i meant he's one of the most popular personal streamers out there relative to the entire twitch community. top 200 easily.
lirik has like 10k subs, mang0 has 3100k. and one of those people is household name.
>>342663254
Just unzip that dick, my man
>>342663132
he lives in sweden
it's probably different
>>342663173
I didn't saw he didn't bring in cash. Just saying his total viewcount is nowhere near the most popular streamers
>>342662832
IS Kamemushi going to EVO?
Why is Leffen the only top player with a hot GF?
WTF? Prince Ramen actually 2-0 Zero with FUCKING PALUTENA??!!!
>>342663345
You cant say this and not post a pic
>>342660864
Mang0 will train to his full potential and show m2k how much fun ping po-- I mean melee can be.
>>342663345
mango, hungrybox, and westballz all have hot gfs
>>342663085
more like he's got some gimmick strat he wants to pull vs hbox and doesn't think ceo is important enough
>>342663345
She's a literal toothpick, Hbox's girl looks like a loyal thicc quiet qt.
>>342663213
Are you retarded? of course i know that anon was talking about mango's gf, i'm talking about mango's gf too, i'm saying she's not good looking judging from that pic.
>>342663274
It's particularly sad because not long ago he was talking about how he was going to get all serious and not drink and get a lot of sleep and train hard because he wanted to see what he could do if he actually tried, and he really wanted to win CEO and Evo.
Didn't take long for that to disappear. I'm legitimately disappointed because he was gaining momentum and if he stuck to what he said he wanted to do, he absolutely could have won both. Now I'm going to be seriously skeptical about his Evo performance.
>>342663345
She's got a resting bitch face
They're perfect for each other
>>342663435
he's iffy on wtfox too because he knows armada and hbox will both cuck him.
>>342663341
Yes, actually if you won that tournament he won you get sent to EVO for free
>>342663471
I think the point of his post was that Mango's GF was uglier dumbass
>Ryu players just walk towards the opponent and mash up tilt to get guaranteed shit
DLC characters were a mistake.
>>342663402
>>342663427
>Have hot gfs
Literally 0/10s compared to Leffen's gf. Westballz sister is comparable though
SCATT DOING WORK
>>342663381
Yes my girl Palutena finally getting the win she deserves.
All hail her highness.
>>342663585
Sick, I hope he blows the American metagame up.
CANT BEAT AIRMAN
>>342663685
Morticia?
>>342658247
>find out about huntingtons 3 days prior
>dead today
It doesn't add up.
>>342663685
>this
>Attractive
LMAO
GET YOUR FUCKING DONGS READY
>>342663673
Roy being bad was a mistake
>>342663673
And diddy's down tilt isn't?
>>342663886
Yeah, I don't know what she's doing with him either.
>>342663873
I know it doesn't add up m8 but you have to remember that this is the person that didn't know water was healthy until a month ago and didn't know Huntington's was uncurable. He doesn't know he's being catfished and probably just think Huntington's is like cancer.
>>342663886
I'd fuck Leffen in a dress
>>342663919
Roy needs weight buffs
>>342663381
>>342663710
ALL HAIL THE GODDESS
Here´s the match:
zero rekt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9th16I2RBo
WE
TECH
THOSE
>>342664276
that was untechable
>>342663753
Let's hope he takes it seriously because japanese players have the tendency to not take tournaments seriously and sandbagging/playing like shit because they think they're not getting cash for winning like they do in japan.
>>342664276
that setup is untechable
Mew2king had a hard life
THIS ROB HAS NO CHILL
>>342664276
it was an untechable setup
>>342664308
>>342664392
stupid game desu
>Some boy catfished m2k and got tired of hanging with him so he pretended to be dying of a disease and is now somehow dying tonight and m2k is too autistic to realize it
>>342663886
What do you mean, i'd totally fuck the on the rigght side
>>342664498
yep I have a feeling this is the case
>>342664276
That was a scenario in which teching was not possible
Anyone else thinking Smash 4 has become way, way more watchable?
Lots of good sets tonight.
>>342664629
I FUCKING
GET IT
>>342664498
Lel, just like CWC.
>>342664498
lol
i'm getting a lot of hard feels from m2k but also a strong presence of cringe.
either way it's really fucking sad.
>>342664661
It's cause the matches aren't all Sheik dittos
UMEKI VS DKWILL
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>342664204
>ZeRo losing because he didn't realize that not everyone will fall to his d-tilt combos memery
This is fucking amazing, i hope this loss hurts Scarf's pride enough for him to not get out of losers.
>>342664276
You can't tech the setup that guy used on him, so no, that was actually something we don't tech
>>342664785
The wonder of patches.
>>342664661
The joys of patches and dlc. We've come a long way ever since the 3ds/early wii u version being a slightly better brawl.
>>342664772
>his fucking hairline
christ just shave it off m2k
>>342664714He couldn't tech it.
>>342664276
in that particular situation you're referring to, there was not option to tech at any frame throughout.
>>342664661
No, most of the matches are still super basic gameplay.
2-stock with rage is cancer
>>342664772
I don't feel cringe rather I just feel really bad for him. m2k's never been malicious and genuinely just wants to help this person regardless of how ridiculous everything sounds.
I hope he turns out OK.
>Umeki discovered the Umeki Rainbow
>the very next update Umeki Rainbow was patched out
lmao
>>342664276
Untechable
>>342664878
> DLC
I still think Corrin and Cloud are fucking op.
this is a really shitty matchup for dk
peach cant get dingdonged with more than like 50 rage, it straight up doesnt confirm and that fair is a monkey eater, he cant challenge it with anything
>>342665076
At least his bair outranges everything Peach has.
>>342665040
They're not OP, they're just really safe. So for online casual play they get pretty annoying
FUCK DK
I still like watching Smash 4 pools because of the character variety, but holy shit do I hate that 95 percent of matches end up being a piss fight at 120-150 until one character can get a confirm.
>>342657602
>tfw Peach has become your main and one of the only chars you enjoy
>Umeki is playing
Time for notes. First note.
>don't walk into DK punches.
>>342665251
Get back to the match, Umeki.
>>342665040
>Corrin
>ANYTHING BUT MID TIER GARBAGE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That better have been winner's finals
Peach is a bad character. She loses badly to anyone that has good range.
>tfw he was about to start an infinite
fug
>>342665505
> Crazy range tippers that are fast as fuck
> Safest Side-b ever
I dunno man.
>>342664878
>>342665040
DLC definitely isn't as breaking as say...pay2win. It's definitely 100% pay2haveoptions.
>being triggered by USA chants
This is still a thing?
>>342665690
Dire is a shitty commentator, don't take him too seriously.
>>342665654
>literally no results
>literally every corrin player ever always gets ultra fucked by the big boys at the top tiers
>>342665559
Honestly i feel they should just remove the lag off her jab and give it more knockback and she would be fine. Her aerial control is pretty fucking good you just gotta drift or jump away from a power shield every once in a while.
>>342661591
>gf
but he called her a friend.
>>342665559
>character johns
that infinite would have won him the game if he didnt drop it, his b
i didn't see anyone mentioning, but macd is indeed out at 65th.
and dj nintendo lost in pools, but he's on winner's side still
>>342665782
The problem is that anyone with a good disjoint wrecks her because she can't get in. Pretty much every sword character except for Roy and Shulk bop her.
>>342665770
Why is the Hat there? I don't get it
Fug I just want to see footstool peach combos
>>342665887
>and dj nintendo lost in pools, but he's on winner's side still
what
this makes no sense
>>342665782
Peach is underrated in my opinion, not humping anyone else' opinion here. While she does get walled out easily with some chars like Cloud, I feel like she'd be a good counterpick option and great teams char like she always has been.
I feel like while I may not be on Umeki's level, I think he played neutral in those matches like absolute garbage and covered far too few options, he just kept dairing and didn't try to trap DK will to get her setups going. The dair setups are great, but he used far too few turnips for how mobile DK is.
>>342666062
i meant loser's side sorry
lol
>>342665964
? where else do you wear a hat? you make no sense anon
>>342665964
autistic trumpfags have been puting MAGA hats on literally every anime character
autism at it's finest.
Is Ness Nakat's best character?
>>342664498
>spending time with a girl on her deathbed just to tell her you love her when she's almost dead
sounds sweet at first but then it seems creepy when you consider M2K.
>>342666367
ues
>>342666097
>Peach is underrated in my opinion,
EVERY TIME
THERE'S ALWAYS SOME FAGGOT SAYING THIS, THAT SHE'S UNDERATED AND THAT SHE HAS HIDDEN POTENTIAL AND THAT IF YOU PLAY HER OPTIMALY SHE'S A TOP 3 CHARACTER
WELL GUESS WHAT FAGGOT, SHE'S NOT THAT GOOD, SHE NEVER GETS ANY RESULTS, SHE HAS LITERALLY 0 RESULTS, STOP THIS "peach is actually really underated" MEME.
Just got here, what did I miss? (Smash 4 and Melee)
>>342666494
Autism son, you have it.
>>342666339
its*
Learn our language or go back to Mexico faggot.
Let's go, Sol!
Why do people have to mess with Mew2king so much can't they just find someone else to catfish?
>>342666494
The hell is your problem? that anon never said anything about her having hidden potential or shit.
>>342666557
a ton man
ally, zero, and a bunch of others in loser's
trela out
marss out
pugwest out
jade out
melee, well macd lost to a ganon then forfeit. also chillin beat slox and looks poised for top 16.
>>342666604
>using 4chan means you are in America
Jesus Christ americans are fucking retarded.
>>342666725
Who beat Zero?
>>342666725
Chillin > Slox was not an upset.
why is mac so shitty
i dont play this game but i took Sol in my fantasy
FIGHT SOL FIGHT! FIGHT SOL FIGHT! FIGHT SOL FIGHT!
>>342666853
i didnt say it was an upset. but there wasn't much notable that happened in melee, everything went as predicted.
i'm just saying chillin is gonna make top 16.
>>342666881
He has Melee recovery in Sm4sh
>>342666813
>talking about american politics if your arent american
top jej i guess third worlders really have nothing better to do
>>342666881
hes designed to be the character your little brother picks to mash cstick all match
>>342666978
He has to beat either Druggedfox or Swedish to get in m8, I don't think that's happening
>>342667081
TOP KEK
ok i see now
>>342663886
Is that Arin?
>>342667106
>calling trump autists autistic means I'm talking about american politics
Is saying the sky is blue also talking about American politics?
Also
>dissagrees with me, must be third worlder
>>>/pol/
>>342667193
Nah, that's Villager.
I didn't know Gentleman's Rule is at CEO.
This is fucking sad, please pick a secondary if you play Mac
Well that was fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2VLyc0xK8I
u wot
He had so many opportunities in Game 2..
kek at mac
literally worse than puff
I drop in to see whats going on and PPMD is getting literally cucked and M2K is getting catfished
What the fuck is happening in this community
>>342667345
He's the best character in the game though I know because I lose to him on for glory
>>342667345
Could have sworn people were saying he was a bad character early on.
What happened?
>>342667437
nah sol just sucks and fell for the bidou meme
>>342667312
Believe in Britain desu
>>342657735
I knew M2K was awkward as hell but holy shit.
>>342667497
Sol doesn't use bidou.
>>342667473
ppmd is literally the opposite of cucked. he dumped the bitch when he knew she wanted to do porno.
>>342667516
Ehh, I honestly have not followed Brexit, the US makes for some funny politics but Britain seems pretty meh.
Good luck I guess
>>342667497
He doesn't use full Bidou because it takes away tilt stick.
>gimr being cringy again
just end it desu
How many more matches today?
>>342667854
its over senpai
>>342667497
Actually Bidou is pretty dank. I use it for zelda for laughs but it actually benefits her a bit.
Its a good time and its fun. Something to do I guess.
>>342667653
Brexit is literally the England version of Trump.
A bunch of uneducated morons who have legitimate reasons to reject the status quo voting for their own death out of pure desperation.
>>342667491
When the 3ds version first came out people tought mac was the best character for like a week, then people realized that you can't recover to the stage you die and started to see Mac's gigantic flaws.
What the fuck is Zhu doing on twitter? My feed is blowing the fuck up.
CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>342668107
Welp.
Guess that's it for the EU.
>>342668224
He's drunk and is retweeting his whole news feed.
>>342668107
If they have legitimate reasons why would it be the British version of Trump?
>mang0 basically confirming wtfox
based
>>342668107
makes me happy knowing cucks like you will be sacrificed to the islamic horde
>nightmare was $50
>took him out of my fantasy
>he made winners top64
jfmsu
>>342668338
Because they are foolishly going from "the status quo is completely fucked and needs to change" to "this is something that isn't the status quo, therefore it's good." You don't need to be a philosopher to understand why that is bad thinking.
>>342668376
Actually, despite the brexit vote, all signs point to Trump losing badly in the general election, and when that happens I am going to have a fucking field day with you, /pol/. Can't wait. I don't think there is much point in us debating this in the meantime though so I suggest you just go back to watching youtube videos of Milo jacking himself off.
>Cutest Pokemon goes nowhere
Figures.
>>342668558
>tfw took based nightmare
he must've been in westballz pool or something
>>342668638
>All signs point to trump losing badly
no matter who wins we lose dude.
I don't like any of these candidates.
>>342660102
n0ne is good. falcon is probably my favorite character (not my main, i just think he's the cooliest) but at this point he's like pikachu or samus tier, maybe even worse
>>342667473
>hax's hands are still destroyed after surgery
;_;
Just read all of the M2K news, how did he do in pools today?
>>342668107
>>342668638
oh shit, i guess #imwithher now
>>342668804
I don't like any of them either, but any rational person can see that Trump is the worst by a fucking mile.
>>342668558
>Dath was 50 dollars and I took him in my fantasy
>Makes it out of pools winners side
>Trela was worth top player money
>drowns
>>342668876
At least he hasn't killed anyone m8 ;)
>>342668845
he's already out of sm4sh, doing fine in melee
>>342668638
wtf i hate trump now
>>342668845
Wouldn't be surprised if he dropped out. He has to play nintendude first round.
>suddenly /pol/ autism
>>342668876
Killary: wants you to get raped by mohammad
Trump: doesn't want you to get raped by mohammad
>>342669109
>>342668107
>having unelected unaccountable career politicians making your laws
>>342669106
Nah, Based Chu will go easy on him desu
>>342669106
Just remembered it's chudat not nintendude.
>>342669198
>having a delusional narcissistic liar make your laws
>>342668853
>If you are not with one you are with the other
Not everyone cares that much anon, some of us just want to shitpost on /pol/ when Trump loses.
November can't come soon enough.
>knocked out of sm4sh
>can focus entirely on melee
>tfw he onlys plays marth and 3-0s everyone and pops off against hbox at the end
>tfw hungtington's is cured
>tfw he gets his girl and is finally happy, becomes the best melee player in the world and retires after winning evo 2017
>>342669460
That description could apply to both candidates tbqh
>>342669460
How is that a defense of the EU again?
>>342669218
That's even worse.
Chu was wobbling without mercy all day.
>>342669530
he only plays marth when he's happy
>>342669553
the difference is one's a nationalist and one's a globalist
btw this isnt video games
>>342669598
chu's neutral isn't as good as nintendude's tho.
mew2king will embarrass this memer
>>342669186
Well Trump's got my vote.
https://twitter.com/MVG_Mew2King/status/746542562740051968
Oh jesus this might not be catfishing. It may be legit
>>342669810
Is nothing private for him? It's getting weird(er)
>>342669810
Don't post this kind of shit I can't handle it
>>342669642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_ZHTA0LJdw
>never again
>>342669530
He dropped out of Smash 4 because he didn't have it in him to keep going and considering how sad he is I don't really expect him to do too well in Melee either.
Sorry anon, but I think what M2K needs is a break, I'd be pretty surprised if we see a triumphant Mew2King tomorrow.
>>342669810
Who was this girl to him?
>>342669810
is it me or does it sound like a guy trying to do a soft female voice
i'm still calling catfishing
>>342670283
M2K's waifu.
>>342670363
You're a faggot
You've never heard a girl who isn't that good at singing try to sing before
>>342659165
BECAUSE HE FUCKING IS
I CAN 100% CONFIRM THAT HE'S BEING CATFISHED, THE GIRL M2K IS TALKING ABOUT IS MEIYING JUN YOU CAN FIND HER FACEBOO, I CANT POST IT BECAUSE SPAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2VLyc0xK8I&feature=youtu.be
SHE ORIGINALLY HAD PICTURES OF SOME ASIAN BITCH ON THERE, BUT GOT CALLED OUT/ OR DECIDED TO POST HER REAL PICS HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdAGbAmy53c
SHE TALKED TO COUNTLESS GUYS, FLIRTED WITH THEM AND RAN THOUGH THE WHOLE DYING SHIT, M2K AND MARCUS BEAL MORE SPECIFICALLY
MORE PICS IN A SEC
>>342670505
i've never heard a girl irl
>>342670560
Oh shit, go on anon.
>>342669810
lol jesus fucking christ is nobody going to point out that this is a dude doing a really bad falsetto with a couple low res pics of some rando asian girl off google
I feel bad for the guy but everybody is "supporting" him while not helping him to realize that he's being fucked with insanely hard. Holy shit this is hard to watch.
>>342670560
oh no
if this is true we need to expose the fuck out of this
>>342670560
go on
>>342669810
Disliked the video just to be edgy
>>342670560
Meeko Evans too
>>342670560
Please god don't let this be true.
I'd rather that an innocent girl was dying in the hospital than this being true.
If M2K really is being catfished I feel like that's even worse.
Poor fucking guy.
for fucks sake florida
>>342669810
there is no way that voice belongs to that voice holy shit pls m2k not like this
>>342670989
fuck please no
>>342670892
elaborate
>>342671006
i mean belong to that face
>>342670989
10 bucks it was DaShizWizz
>>342670560
>>342670892
jesus chrit M2K
>>342670560
Oh
My
Fucking
God
>all this m2k autism
This is pretty awkward.
>>342671002
>>342670892
Couldn't this just be the same girl M2K is talking about and friends/family commenting on her dying? I don't get it
>>342669810
>>342670560
this is a fucking man's voice
>>342671002
How did a dead girl move a photo into her highlight reel??? She died 2 hours ago iirc
BECAUSE SHE ISNT DEAD AND 3 PEOPLE JUST GOT CATFISHED
>>342670560
Loving
Every
Laugh
hold on there's like 10 things happening at once what the fuck is going on
Is someone experimenting with m2k to try and make him a better smash player?
>>342671356
IM ONE OF JASON BIGGEST FANS BUT HOLY SHIT I KNOW HE CANT TELL SHIT LIKE THIS AND I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR HIM, HE HAS ISSUES ALREADY AND DOESNT NEED PEOPLE LIKE THIS FUCKING WITH HIM
this some shit my dudes
intrigued to think what's gonna happen next, shit's bouta go down
Can someone post this to some social media or even reddit so it can get some attention? This shit is pretty fucked upno matter how funny it is
I don't want any of this to be real. He's just an autistic man who wants to play video games.
>>342670560
who the fuck falls for the fake "i'm a woman on the internet" bait and switch in 2016
what a fucking loser
Christ almighty you'd think he would have learned his lesson after that last girl
>>342669810
This is so awkward. Who will be the one to break it to M2K that he's being catfished? Goddamn Jason.
>>342671686
what do we do anons
m2k can't take this right now
Poor m2k. The girl should die for real.
>>342666834
Prince Ramen a Paluentina main who's ranked in Florida
>>342671650
>>342671650
all the suggestions of it being a catfish are being deleted on reddit
can try kappa if u want
>>342671814
there is no girl
> smash couldn't even be as exciting as that weird ass King of Fighter exhibition
Y'all need better commentators.
>>342671686
>>342670560
>one pic on Meiying Jun's Facebook page
I don't even use Facebook that much and I have more.
This must be a scam.
>>342671805
wendy's spicy nuggets, they are his favorite
>>342661289
No one really cheers for hbox tho
today is just fucking crazy
>zero 2-0'd by palutena
>M2K's has a friend that's dying
>except they aren't even real
>>342671743
NO ONE, NOBODY CAN TELL HIM.
Can you imagine how fucked m2k will perform in melee if he learns the girl he's fighting for isn't real?
>>342671845
comment on the YouTube video? I think he'll see it there
>>342671845
It's for the best m8 if M2K loses a tourney and finds out he was catfished he might end it all
2d gf's when?
>>342671872
The guy should die for real then, if it's a guy.
>yfw this is all a ploy by some guy betting against m2k on all tournaments
>yfw he's about to make bank
>>342671805
He can never know.
It has to be like the end of The Dark Knight. Meiying can be the hero he needs, even though she's not the one he deserves.
>>342671724
no bully he has autism. he's way too trusting of people.
>>342671743
>>342671962
SOMEONE LINK LEFFEN THE MADMAN WILL DO IT
>>342669810
>inb4 someone finds the images used in the video on google
god m2k is fucking stupid.
M2K CAN'T FIND OUT
HE'LL END IT ALL
WHAT DO WE DO
>>342671686
I CAN'T GIVE YOU ALL ANYMORE PROOF, MY FRIEND IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS SPOKEN TO HER OVER SKYPE AND IS IN GROUP CHAT WITH HER, MARCUS AND MEEKO, WHEN THEY (M2K AND MEI) FIRST STARTED TALKING M2K CALLED HER HOT AND THINGS TOOK OFF FROM THERE,
KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY STARTED TALKING A WEEK AGO AT BEST, SHE LEGIT HAS ONLY TALKED TO M2K FOR A FEW DAYS IF THAT
>>342672032
>tfw being trusting is a flaw now
Fuck everyone
>>342671729
>tfw no Luigi top 8 ever
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN RIGHT BEFORE EVO, I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE MISSES ANOTHER EVO DUE TO THIS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>342672046
Don't forget to also show Leffen all his failures at USF4 and SFV to ensure he's salty enough to do it.
>>342672123
DO IT FAGGOT
I guarantee if you ask him they've never met.
>>342672072
I did an image search on google but it didn't find anything.
>>342662867
>mang0 is one of THE most popular streamers on twitch.
nigga...
To be one of the most popular streamers, you'd have to have on average broadcasts, 10k viewers, which Mang0 does not get. Mang0 can live off of his twitch subs+donations easily but he's not even in the top 50 of most popular streamers.
>>342672008
Nigga you don't need to break m2k for him to lose. He literally hasn't won a super major with more than 3 gods since the MLG days.
Dude already does it to himself. Fuck this asshole. Now I legitimately feel sorry for this kid.
>>342672138
>KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY STARTED TALKING A WEEK AGO AT BEST, SHE LEGIT HAS ONLY TALKED TO M2K FOR A FEW DAYS IF THAT
Fucking called it.
>>342670560
>>342671686
OH MY FUCKING GOD. SAME PICTURE AS THE FACEBOOK. SAME NAME. DEAR GOD WHY M2K. WHY DID YOU FALL FOR THIS? EVEN IF SHE'S NOT A CATFISH SHE TWO-TIMED HIM.
Anon who posted the most recent twitter link here, I left a comment on the singing youtube video about the situation. Chances are its gonna get disliked to fuck, but people need to evaluate this thing from both sides
>>342672197
>>342672046
Link Leffen all his fuck-ups and this thread, he'll do it.
>>342672123
We can't damage control this, it's over.
>>342672138
jesus M2K, you guys think I'd be just better to let him think she died? I think he might legit kill himself if this is exposed ti the public. Embarrasing and humiliating.
M2K can never know.
He needs to use this as strength to win this and EVO. We need to shut this down.
Delete this!
someone give me the oddshot to 8bitman's rob plays
>>342672292
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>M2K is literally going to become CWC 2.0
>>342670560
M2K IS FUCKING RETARDED HOLY FUCKING SHIT
LIKE IT IS PHYSICALLY PAINING ME AT THIS POINT THAT HE IS THIS FUCKING STUPID
>>342672292
It's moments like this where I realize M2K is actually autistic in the real meaning of the word
>>342672138
AND SHE HAS NEVER EVER MET HIM, IN FACT, NO ONE HAS, ONLY SKYPE VOICE CALLS
I LOVE JASON LIKE ANY MELEE FAN DOES BUT JESUS FUCK
>>342672238
No you fuckers this can never happen, fuck off. You will destroy Jason forever. He needs to find out on his own in the company of friends to survive.
>>342672292
He is literally the CWC of smash. He can't help but fall for such a stupid trick.
>>342672343
You don't even understand how much salt his Street Fighter failures would generate. The nigga literally got Infiltration to train him and he's still K-Brad level ass.
One of you has to be his new gf so he doesn't kill himself
>>342670892
>So long, and thanks for all the fish ~ <3
I fucking lost it, holy shit. That's even better than goodnight sweet prince.
>>342672138
Let's not forget that Huntington's doesn't just kill you 3 days after you find out about it.
>>342672123
we could like tell his mom on the dl
im sure shes had to deal with this kind of thing before
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/new/
Someone post it
>This thread
Make the new thread boys
>tfw M2K is fucked
mango save us
>>342672581
The story is apparently that she's going to the hospital for assisted suicide.
Problem is, hospitals don't do that.
WAKE ME UP
I TOLD YOU FUCKS SMASH IS SCRIPTED
>>342672727
What state or country?
>>342672590
Do not
Repeat, DO NOT
Do not fucking post it
You will destroy a man who doesn't deserve it.
I fell for it too
I can't believe M2K has been jobbed like this, why Jason of all people.
>go on leddit smash bros thread for it
>make an account
>try to post anons evidence
>my post immediately gets deleted
wew lad
>the truth will destroy mew2king
jesus christ
this is some next level shit
>>342672840
THERE ARE NO BRAKES
>>342672727
Actually, in some select places, they so.
But why would you kill yourself if you really loved someone?
>>342672808
According to Facebook, if she's real she lives in London
I don't even feel bad for m2k now.
He gets soo much attention from the smash community, literally is living the life playing a fucking video game for living, and he's still depressed as fucked. Dude literally doesn't have to work a day in his life now thanks to the melee/smash community. Fuck even Melee Hell hasn't figured out he is getting catfished.
Holy shit Jason pull yourself together.
>>342672802
The writers wouldn't do that to Jason.
Hasn't he been through enough?
>>342672947
>lives in London
>nothing to be seen about Brexit
Not a real Londoner.
>>342670976
>M2K crying on stream over a girl he never even met
>quits the tournament because of her
>she was never real
FUCK
>>342672926
They're in on it.
Reddit is M2K's fake gf
>>342672851
Because he is a naive and genuinely good person. Of course he's a ride or die type.
>>342672840
I don't personally know if he deserves it and you can't stop me
>>342672926
Just post it to /r/kappa
On the plus side, this guy caused a bunch of impressionable smashers to donate a shitload of money towards the research and cure of Huntington's disease.Poor Mew2King, he didn't deserve this
>>342673053
To be fair I legit do know one English person who has not posted a single thing about brexit. And she's a liberal so it's definitely not because she voted leave.
my head is spinning thinking of what's gonna happen... is he gonna kill himself? how much do you think he's gonna get bullied/laughed at now? and i bet mango's gonna start laughing at him and then people are gonna hate mango and just what the fuck...
>people in this thread begging for no one to tell him the truth
you are the reason your fellow man will never succeed, because you won't help him when he needs it
I've never used reddit in my life but I'm going to do it just to get this fucking word out there, you guys are shit
>>342673097
For pity's sake, anon.
Look in your heart and ask yourself if you really want to destroy a man.
>>342673226
N E W T H R E A D
>>342673226
>>342670560
that video was just released today though
what's the chance that m2k is actually right and this is false flagging to destroy his psyche?
>>342673250
I agree that he needs the truth, but not at this moment m8. Let him get through this tourney first
>>342673169
Fuck just go to this one
>>342673147
Most people didn't go to CEO to let M2K win and feel better. Some other people let others win so M2K could beat them easily.
Of course, HBox doesn't give a fuck and will kill M2K by kicking him out of the tournament.
>>342672335
What's your username anon, i'm going to upvote the fuck out of your comment
>>342660504
You'll understand Love someday. It can't be explain. It'll happen to you, to me, to everyone. You can imagine this, once you found something that matters.. You'll be afraid of letting it go. Why else are people afraid of death
LAST SHIT I GOT WHEN I TRIED TO REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH HER
>>342673449
>recently when hbox played m2k it went to game 5 and m2k looked like he might win until hbox clutched it
>hbox created this girl to destroy m2k
HE'S EVIL ENOUGH TO DO IT
>>342674058
google on the ball
>>342662228
>you lived to see the day when ppmd became NEET
>>342662847
>your ex can't have a life after you, because you still feel some sort of connection
Grow up you sperg
