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Sad2king on suicide watch.
Anyway, Sm4sh and Melee pools finishing up. Some doubles action coming up in a bit.
brackets: https://smash.gg/tournament/ceo-2016/brackets
streams @ VGBootcamp and Polaritygg
WIZZY #1!
>>342648983
https://oddshot-renders-2.s3.amazonaws.com/temp/render-captures/source/VGBootCamp-NfiPXu6Ld3ENXsRfr5pkPw.mp4
https://oddshot-renders-2.s3.amazonaws.com/temp/render-captures/source/VGBootCamp-IcO3ZpP4EM9Ocyn4-0po8Q.mp4
Reminder to point and laugh if you're at CEO and see him.
Little Mac Next?
Let's go Mac
>Wizzy playing Smash 4
Nice. I knew he played, but I didn't think he'd be in tournament.
FAKE GAMER GIRL
Seriously though OoT and SM64 are like the only few N64 games worth playing
give m2k your energy
nth for the boat
would yougame withher?
>Tafo not playing the Sheik ditto
For shame.
Go mac.
>>342649267
Sure, if she doesn't smoke.
>>342649269
it's shroomed who wants to swag with his shitty marth.
>>342649267
My Roy would kick her ass
Important poll please vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10579956
>>342649393
>using ken's color
the only good mac is sol
How long until he does it?
>>342649393
Just noticed that. My bad.
wizzy is love
>>342649169
this N64 has like 5 good games, its not even an she's just le epic gamer gurl thing
>no doc vs tafos shitty fox
BOOO
DOC DOC DOC DOC
>>342649169
Could have been worse. She could have pickedMajora's Mask.
>>342649169
>>342649548
stop sucking her dick shes not gonna bang you
>>342648983
>people unironically saying he's suicide2king
he just said on stream he'd do his best
if anything he's "passion2king"
>Fucking marth
Fuck you Dajuan
>>342649448
Not without taking the whole room with him
I saw a Little Mac win a game at a competition.
I can now die happy.
>>342649670
>implying i want to
oh /v/
do these people play video games because theyre ugly or is video games the cause for their ugliness
>>342649676
He's battled with depression his entire life
His dick doesn't work and is mangled due to a botched circumcision
Being the best at Smash is all he has
>>342649725
Nobody should give him a Bumper Sword today desu
What happened to M2K? Late in joining stream
>>342649548
Mario 64
mario kart
diddy kong racing
smash
goldeneye
perfect dark
oot
majora's mask
Banjo 1 and 2that mario party that destroyed your controller, your hand, and your soul with rotation shit
>>342649448
He has stared into the void and has seen infinity.
>>342649768
Sol wins all the times in florida
im pretty sure he's considered the best mac too
>>342649820
>His dick doesn't work and is mangled due to a botched circumcision
Okay, A) TMI, B) How the fuck?
>>342649820
he literally said he's gonna fight for his friend
>>342649889
>How the fuck?
>>342649813
you can literally turn the phrase around on /v/
>>342649940
he's maining Ike now?
do you think he's ever washed his hair?
>>342649861
>>342649548
The number of good game on N64 doesn't matter.
Seeing the amount of people here who say Zoot id the best game ever, of course most gamer are going to say their favorite N64 game is Zoot.
Girls are no exception. (beside, she said her favorite Zelda is WW).
>>342650004
i mean yeah that question goes for /v/ as well obviously but its a real question
>>342649889
>TMI
you know nothing http://pastebin.com/bPffjcTV
>>342650048
>Gets coached by Ryo
>Becomes unstoppable
>tfw will never give you a blowjob and trip on her words while she tries to dirty talk
feels
>>342649141
>Reminder to point and laugh if you're at CEO and see him.
That's really immature, there's nothing funny about this.
People cry when someone they care about dies. M2K is going through a hard time.
You'll be in his shoes one day too and the last thing you'll want is someone making jokes at your expense.
So didbest fuccboiLeffen drop-out?
>>342650161
I feel like its a mix of both
most of the popular smashers are average or handsome
>>342649141
What did he mean by this?
>>342649853
one of his best friends got huntington's diease
>>342650287
The pussy didn't even show up.
>>342650298
>most of the popular smashers are average
>>342649169
>worth playing
Paper Mario
Smash Bros
Majora's Mask
Other than that it had many games that didn't age well and would benefit from a remake, like Sin & Punishment 1
>>342650298
>most
have you even looked at m2k or zero
holy fuck, FOW is here?
goddamn this tourney is stacked
>>342650396
Why didn't he? He finally got a fucking visa and he didn't sow up?
>>342650408
You forgot Pokemon Stadium.
>>342650448
Are you Implying a Shaved Head M2K would not be a 5/10?
>>342650120
he needs to cut that shit off it looks disgusting.
did he win the match?
RIP my ears
>>342648983
Reminder that Chu will reach GFs.
No one can stop him today
>>342650396
>nairo
>esam
>armada
>hungrybox
>mango
>chudat
>hugs
>others im missing
>not average or handsome
Ness is the most honest char in sm4sh.
very good attributes, very gaping weaknesses, can never get free shit
What did FOW do?
>>342650501
Wouldn't really call it 'worth-playing'. It's an outdated battle simulator. Only one with an AI instead of a human input. But Pokemon has more variety now than ever. So why is Stadium worth playing?
>>342650396
see, m2k and zero are perfect examples of video games causing ugliness, because they both focus more on playing video games an d watching anime than focusing on their personal health
YOOOO
>>342650585
yeah he won
>>342650617
>can never get free shit
>what is backthrow
Also this black guy needs to fucking relax is annoying
>>342650617
>down throw into 30%
FOW IS A MONSTER
>>342650298
>Vinnie
>Dabuz
>Zero
>Nairo
Where are you getting this "average or handsome" nonsense. Most of the top smashers are unattractive.
I would say video games just exacerbate the problem because it facilitates a lifestyle where you eat convenient food (which is very often unhealthy) and don't exercise.
Bad nutrition and lack of exercise lessens your attractiveness and makes you flabby/fat.
Granted, plenty of these people had nothing to work with from the very beginning, but a lot of them are a lot less attractive than they could be.
>>342650448
zero has 8/10 potential honestly
>LOOK AT THIS MAN WALKING OFF STAGE
>THINKING HE'S A HOT MESS
>>342650670
Better single player than a majority of other pokemon games?
>Getting killed by PK Thunder 2 TWICE
>Getting gimped by PK Fire
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>342650180
>http://pastebin.com/bPffjcTV
Can I get a tl;dr? It starts to become incomprehensible half way through. I have no idea who is saying what.
>>342650630
https://oddshot.tv/shot/VGBootCamp/UzovlcEMvldAQqkZOi1F3QHt
https://oddshot.tv/shot/VGBootCamp/UzrbCVq3bCVNEKISwvIZs1Gc
i love these commentators
you can tell they hang out together and have natural chemistry
Fow has been my favourite sm4sh player since I saw him at EVO last year.
>>342650609
>>nairo
looks straight outta auschwitz
>>esam
straight up unattractive face, awful skinnyfat body, and grating beta male personality
>>armada
armada's okay
>>hungrybox
fat
>>mango
fat, looks like a hobo
>>chudat
looks lost in 2005
>>hugs
hugs is good
>>342650794
If Zero was honestly a little skinnier he'd be okay
>>342650617
His aerials have stupid hitboxes
>>342650846
>single player
It's an outdated battle simulator.
Literally every game has a better single player campaign than Pokemon Stadium.
They included battle facilities since Crystal
How much til 32?
>>342649141
what the fuck i cant watch this
his friend died?
>>342650852
>Can I get a tl;dr?
This isn't reddit, learn to read dumb nigger.
WHERE THE FUCK IS SCAR THESE DAYS
>m2k's tag set to I_LOVE_U
;_;
>>342650852
"I was circumcized very badly to the point of almost wanting to kill myself. i feel nothing during blowjobs, handjobs, or sex. It's not enjoyable at all. And i found it's cuz i was circumcized very badly. For the past 4 years, I've wanted to kill myself. There is an answer that can help, but it takes a long time. I won't be done for about 5-10 more years, at best. Probably 10. Foreskin restoration. Mitosis to grow/clone skin cells by stretching it. I usually do it 10 min after i wake up and 10 min after showers and in showers. This is what is causing my finger problems. This is not something i plan to stop for at least 10 more years. This is also the cause of low self esteem, stress, unhappiness, no care for future, and massive depression. there is no easy answer. This is my fate."
>>342650871
>this is considered """hype""" in smash 4
>>342650924
>>>hungrybox
>fat
oh come on hungrybox is alright
he's like one of the few non autist players too
Wouldn't it be kind of embarrassing to be the guy who takes M2K out
>>342650931
>If Zero was honestly a little skinnier he'd be okay
He would have to be a lot skinnier, shave that awful facial hair and stop wearing those gunnars and maybe he would be cute.
>>342650514
2/10
>>342650831
maybe if he got braces and stopped being fat
maybe found some kind of not atrocious fashion
stopped playing video games
>>342650974
top 32? not until tomorrow famalam
unless you mean doubles which is already happening off-stream
>>342651104
Hold up. Why was that in what appears to be a series of emails between a guy trying to sponsor m2k and m2k?
>>342651052
Making tumblr posts while his wife sucks big black cock.
>>342650831
He's looks so punchable. I'd enjoy breaking his glasses into his face.
>>342651052
In his cuckshed.
BigLou double eliminates MVD
SeagullJoe eliminate by random samus
i could have sworn these 2 players already played
>>342651104
Again, how the fuck? Did you not have a certified doctor do the circumcision?
>>342650871
RIP Headphones users.
I love you too m2k
>>342651112
If I heard him correctly, it's actually a girl who's dying.
>>342651104
>excuses for having a tiny dick
the reason he feels nothing and wants to kill himself is because hes never gotten any
I haven't been keeping up with Sm4sh meta, how kill is Bayo since patch
>>342649141
>all these people not showing up for personal reasons
>m2k still attends despite suffering an full-on existential crisis
m2k with a beard and shaved head is an easy 7/10
guys im so scared of m2k losing.
i hope he doesn't take it too hard
>>342651348
Very
>>342651323
No I meant the one who beats him in the tourney.
>>342651204
>>342651195
is he really a cuck?
>>342651381
why is everyone in this threads standards so abysmal
>>342651323
Is it his girlfriend? He said "I love you" in that oddshot.
>>342651348
Kill enough for people who were carried by her to quit. Good enough to still put in work.
>>342651330
>hes never gotten any
do you honestly believe that? dude has girls throwing themselves at him for his fame alone, the thing is he can't take advantage of it cuz jews
>>342649141
>Reminder to point and laugh if you're at CEO and see him.
Fuck off you miserable douchebag
>>342651403
is this the tournament where he kills himself
>>342651209
The Samus is the top player on Smashladder.
>>342648983
Why is m2k sad now?
So why isn't Leffen here? Visa issues still?
>>342651458
No.
>>342651381
7/10 is pretty fucking attractive in my book.
>>342651578
actually its 2nd amendment issues now
>>342651381
why do people act like m2k is attractive in any universe
he's an ugly autist who is godlike at a video game, that's why we like him. don't turn him into some kind of catch.
>>342651578
personal reasons.
>>342651104
how can i un-know that m2k does this
>>342651571
>>342651571
One of his friend had Huntington.
>>342651330
>he's never gotten any
yeah i doubt that. girls like guys with power and fame along with money regardless of what kind of power and fame
>>342651403
>>342651534
>m2k drops out of ceo and skips evo again
>>342651640
Explain.
>people in this thread not confident after giving a mini speech on how he won't fuck up
are you people just looking for more drama or something because im pretty stoked for m2k. he actually has a purpose aside from money
>zero BTFO by a palutena
>nairo BTFO by a shulk
>trela BTFO in pools by some random black girl with bowser jr
Have we entered the age of low tiers
>>342651450
He's a feminist and a sell-out so to some extend yes he is
>>342651403
>>342651534
>Orlando
>autist
>murrica
How many people will he take with him bros?
>>342651571
first post senpai
>>342651330
He gets mad puss tho.
>>342651651
If he starts winning tourneys again he is made an automatic 10/10 from fame and money desu
>>342651491
That's good I suppose
>Mew2 Vs Palu
This gotta be good.
>Mewtwo and Palutena
Shit, two of my favorite characters on stream.
>>342651694
leffen is afraid of getting shot in america because some fags reaped what they sowed
>>342651697
What's his purpose?
>>342651716
>>nairo BTFO by a shulk
WHAT
>>342651716
Now that the meta's settling, the low tier mains are coming out of the woodworks for one final shake-up of tiers
>>342651829
He thinks someone's going to shoot him because there was a mass shooting recently?
Ally in losers kek
best mewtwo vs best palu
god-tier matchup senpai
this tourney's got it all
>>342651921
Yes.
>>342651716
>nairo BTFO by shulk
vid please
>>342651527
do you honestly believe hes famous
ALLY BTFO AGAIN
THIS TOURNAMENT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS
>>342651578
>Smash community rallies together for a petition to help Leffen with his Visa issues
>Didn't get the result they wanted but a temporary 6 month thing that let's him go to the big tourneys like EVO and CEO
>"lel guys I'm not going to CEO, personal reasons :^)"
>ally lost to corrin
WHAT
Did something happen to Palutena? Why is she suddenly good?
>Ally in loser brackets.
Zero and him will have to sttel things out in loser.
>>342651716
>Ally 2-0'd by a Corrin/Pit player
Top kek
>>342649141
This was sad, Huntington's is a brutal disease. You deteriorate neurologically before finally dying a shell of your former self.
That said, the menu and button noises from smash 4 in the background while M2K anime monologues made me laugh.
>all of smash 4's top playerbeing btfo
what the fuck is happening in this tourney
>>342652060
Do you honestly believe there are literally no girls in the Smash community?
abadango fishing for the infinite, I just hope he doesnt lose
>>342651716
nairo is still in winner's idiot
don't make shit up
Another literally who takes down another top player, Ally this time.
When can I get off this hellish ride?
>>342651450
>took his wifes name
>went on a twitter rant because a commentator said "he got the D"
https://twitter.com/bobbyscar/status/724042224011337728
>>342651683
>>342651769
>power
>fame
>money
>from video games
haha jesus christ this thread
>>342652090
Nothing happened
Most of the top players just decided to go on a losers bracket run so they're throwing games to low tier shitters
>>342652142
No more patches so people are gitting gud
>>342652182
That's not a what a Cuck is.
>>342652182
>"getting raped"
No, it means you got fucked. Not raped. Just fucked. No one made you play.
>>342651381
He looks good here.
>>342652182
thats an embarrassing tweet wtf.id take my wifes name if it were a cool last name
>>342652202
I dont think you realize how much money goes into these tourney
I dont think you realize how many girls are in the smash bros community
I refuse to believe youre this retarded
>>342652202
We're not talking about the real world retard, M2K is famous in the smash community and girls in the smash community would date M2K in a heartbeat to get known
>>342651450
>>342651729
>>342652182
>that one time on the Scar and Toph show he said Darrel slept once in his house and his wife woke up early to make breakfast to him
PALUTENA WILL WIN CEO
>>342652167
My mistake then, I heard people earlier say a shulk knocked him into losers.
>>342652371
but i can easily believe youre this retarded
>>342652182
>taking your wife's name
What's the point of getting married, then?
>>342649141
>Don't ever say your life is meaningless
>Cuz it's not!
>Your life is very important!
Bruh, I pray to god every day that a murderer is going to walk into my home and shoot me in the head.
>>342651381
>>342652314
I honestly dont get why he doesnt shave his head
Like his hairline is completely fuck just shave it off m2k
>>342651716
All according to plan
>>342652332
nuMan definitely isn't a cool name
>>342652142
That's what happens when the skill gap is small in a game
>>342652182
>took his wifes name
For what purpose?
>>342652479
can you stop? we're trying to keep a positive mindset in this thread
P A L U T E N A
SOMEONE TELL D1
>>342652426
>doesnt give any evidence
>lol ur just dumb
oh /v/
>>342652458
Taxes advantage. that's why Gay couple wanted it too.
>PALUTENA IS WINNING
YES YES
>>342652502
>balance
>have to play with 2 stocks even with rage mechanics
>>342652575
Kill yourself you fucking worthless piece of shit.
what is this rap music on the melee stream
cool sample tho
Tristate boys are still in
>>342652519
They combined their last names to be lol so unique it wasn't a complete taking of her last name
>>342651330
>projecting
he said he's had sex/bj before
there are a ridiculous amount of smash sluts on twitter who all post slutty cosplay pics and would fuck any top player if it meant 15 minutes of attention
>Blue Mewtwo is my main
Go! Go!
>>342652182
>>took his wifes name
how did he find a woman with the last name scarnewman? that's some oedipus shit with his name already being scarduzio
>>342652673
you mean melee, right?
>>342652182
He didn't take her name completely, they combined their last names.
Scarduzio
Newman
Scarnewman
>Footstool into disable
NERF THIS SHIT
>>342652575
Excuse me... Can you like... Not do that, okay? Youre like... Totally spreading a bad mood and aura okay? Like, fuck off or something, you're literally triggering me. I have to go get it checked at a hospital, okay?......
>>342652621
>balance
>need to patch the game 20 times
>>342652764
FOR
WHAT
PURPOSE
>>342652764
Newman!
>>342652764
sounds like equality 2bh
>>342652796
he literally tried it 4 times before he got it
>>342651845
he gave mini speech to not play like shit while being down so he can fight for a friend.
>>342650180
>I know beautiful girls in Canada that are literally in love with you, heh
How does m2k do it?
HADOUKEN
SHOOORYUKEN
>>342652825
As though multiplayer games never receive patches.
ALLY GOT 2-0'd AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK
>>342652879
Sounds like he's confusing anime with reality again.
>Ally is out of Loser Bracket.
Well, damn. CEO confirmed for Bizarro competition.
>>342649141
Jesus christ
>Ally is out
what the fuck?
Aba is so fucking good.
>>342652825
>leaving a game broken and half its roster unplayable
Which game am I talking about?
orlando is the fucking twilight zone
>>342652507
shh
>>342652956
seems he's more determined regardless tbqh
>>342652695
>even m2k has been able to have sex
>reminder that we are now in the alternate berenstain bizarro timeline
>>342652983
>>342652997
holy fuck no
fuck this tourney is looking freer and freer for my man DaBuz
>>342652879
>>342652956
I don't think that's what he said. he simply wanted to bring awareness to Huntington.
;_;
these commentators for tr4sh are awful.
>>342652764
>ruining your family name
Still a retarded cuck.
>>342653110
Zero is still not out.
>>342653132
the robot has feelings, who would have thunk it
>>342653132
I missed it, how did he do
Tell me he didn't go out in pools at least
This isn't like Melee where the top players have seen everything the game has to offer.
You cannot count out any character in Smash 4. You NEED that MU knowledge and you can't autopilot because of rage. Even safe pokes, the cornerstore of "good" gameplay in past games, may end up working against you. Not to mention a lot of these matchups are entirely new for both players. Not prepared for a certain playstyle? Then you lose, top player or not.
Reminder that Ally never practices any Smash game.
>>342653065
>tfw never had ramen
just kill me
>>342653132
wat happenned?
>>342653110
man deserves a win, genesis 3 should have been his
PROTIP: Have "Blue" in your tag if you want a free win against Ally
>>342653189
i like them. they both play the game a lot. have a lot of chemistry. make good small talk. get hype at the right moments. they are good pools commentators
where's the schedule my brothers
>>342653238
ZeRo always won Dabuz sets barely with a 50/50 before.
Without that he'll lose
>>342653193
Again, this is not what Cuck means.
>>342653240
Its those feelings that have weakened him. Back when he was full robot, he was untouchable.
>>342649883
>>342649445
Sol is my roommate. AMA.
>>342653282
>>342653253
>>342653250
>>342653240
>>342653132
This is m2k's new theme song. At least for this tournament.
>>342653252
>Reminder that Ally never practices any Smash game
Source? How?
>>342653250
Still going strong.
>>342653189
I like them. Somewhat informative, entertaining, don't go off on too many tangents. Wouldn't mind having them back.
So when is Larry Lurr losing, guys?
>>342653379
have you sucked his peen?
>>342653334
http://imgur.com/a/ls1r8
>Tr4sh
Will he win?
>>342653110
Abadango's still in winner's. GG
>>342653379
is he gay? serious question he just comes off as a faggot to me with the blue hair shit
>>342653379
how good is your little mac matchup?
>>342653396
>How?
Really m8? You think Brawl and Sm4sh need practice?
>>342653427
Nawh, but I got picture of me pulling staples out of his head from when he wrecked his motorcycle a while back.
>>342653482
gonna get knocked out by Strong2King
>>342653470
>top player
>winning this tournament
Nice one.
>>342653470I hope so
>>342653514
Yes.
>>342653430
incredible that these faggots don't just have it on their website...
>>342653282
look at the 2nd post in this thread
>>342653470
literally who
>>342653360
shut up, retard. and yes I am calling you a retard because you literally have down syndrome.
>>342653470
When Did Dabuz turn Into An Alpha Male?
That Beard is Manly as Fuck
>>342652196
is this the girl M2K was crying for?
>>342653551
I think he means he doesn't solo practice m8. You think they require solo practice?
>>342653282
His friend died of huntingtons
shit's messed up and sad2king is supersad2king right now
>Sonic players who are not Kels
Zzzzzz....
>>342653483
Nope. He's really bad with women, which he'd probably tell you himself, and he has dressed like an idiot pirate since we were in highschool.
>>342653494
I don't play Smash. I've never been into fighting games, weirdly. I might give it a shot in the future and have him show me some shit when he streams.
>>342653395
Whoops, forgot to post the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbRJoHTJAM
>>342653610
literally fuck off summer
>>342653632
imagine that beard + those lips nibbling your pussy
you wouldn't last 2 minutes
>tr4sh has 20k viewers
>Melee has 7k at max
Dam I guess this game is finally dying and the casuals are moving on.
>>342653643
No, That's Cynthia "Glowstick" Bunny
THE MAGIC ON COMMENTARY
I REPEAT: THE MAGIC ON COMMENTARY
>>342653709
Oh right, i'm summer because i don't know your meme e-celeb
>>342653709
>Tr4sh kiddie
I think you're the summer here
>>342653317
protip: The only way to win at tr4sh is not to play
>>342653759
the tr4sh meta is evolving and melee players are realizing it's the future.
Reminder that Chu is taking this tourney.
She's at CEO
will she finally cuck kjh for a real man who isn't a weeb?
>>342653558
Incredible that you don't know how to use Google
http://ceogaming.org/ceo2016schedule
>>342653759
Literally 15k of those viewers are Palutena waifufags watching after Zero lost
>>342653775
You're pretty good
>>342653775
It has the name in the filename you retard
>>342653764
Is that Cynthia "sucking dick for amiibos" Bunny?
>>342653884
Who /ChuDat/ here?
>>342653698
That's beautiful, anon. I want to believe in M2K.
Imagine how people will lose their shit if he wins the tournament and dedicates his victory to his sick friend on stream
Is there another stream for melee pools?
Don't make me watch doubles.
STOP SCREAMING DIRECTLY INTO THE MIC
>>342653759
tr4sh is on vgbc and melee is on a literally who secondary streamer
not to mention there are only 2 gods in melee
>>342653629
Again, this is not what Down Syndrome means.
>>342653923
okay, but who is Dabuz-1?
>>342653759
>
Melee's Saturday views will beat Trash 4 Sunday views.
>>342653904
That wasn't even on stream.
>>342653886
Black men can't get cucked m8
>>342653886
BARNEYFAG GET OUT
>>342653886
I didn't know Barney was a girl.
>>342653759
Or because no one important besides Hungrybox is in Melee
>>342653995
Some guy who plays vidya and grows facial hair.
>"Fucking cory dumbfuck just plays as a dumb spinny fuck"
>>342653886
she'd suck dick for pocket change
>>342653430
Those images haven't the twitch streaming right. Wii U is on vgbootcamp, not MVG_League
>>342654059
Is Mango not at CEO?
>>342654085
what game
>>342653868
as someone who plays/watches both games the skill ceiling is pretty even, just smash 4's skill floor is way lower
>>342654142
yeah, the updated stream sched is on leddit but all the times are correct
>>342654143
No, probably some problems with her GF apparently
>>342654142
Was supposed to be on MVG but they forgot their stream setup kek
>>342654212
of course it is. it's the younger game.
SCREEN CAP THAT WINK MY DICK NEEDS IT
>>342654143
nope, assaulted his girlfriend
she took the baby to her mom's house and left mang0 to drink alone in his house
>>342654212
>the skill ceiling is pretty even,
this is what Tr4sh fags believe
>>342654238
>her GF
What?
How many of you beta faggots are following Vikki after this?I would but I don't have Twitter.
>>342654279
what the fuck lmao
>>342654338
His girlfriend you retard
>>342653759
>Wii U singles on mainstream with cute girls commentating
vs
>Melee teams without top 10 players and literal who commentary
I just got home is it over???? someone give me the highlights so far!
Boooooo
Bring back qt-pie
>>342654334
It's just more fun watching a diverse cast of characters be viable.
>>342654426
>>342654291
Source?
>>342654338
Sorry I miss-typed. I meant to say "Pet whale".
>>342654279
>refusing to hang out with someone because they aren't sexually attracted to you
>>342654279
This can't be real
>>342654279
Poor guy, bitch sounds entitled as fuck.
She isn't even white and wants Chad's dick.
>>342654476
okay, but that has nothing to do with the skill ceiling
>>342654456
man you missed a shit-ton if you're a smash 4 fan
if you're into melee you missed macd losing to linguini and that's about it
>Charizard
What is this tourney
So the top Sm4sh players are throwing games so m2k can with the tournament right?
>>342654279
Keeping our races pure
Keep it white
The nigger cure
>>342654494
>wasting time on bitches who arent interested in you
>>342654476
M8 literally every character in Melee is viable right now because no one has achieved 20XX. If a completely optimized Roy player existed they would win ever national.
>>342654456
zero got fucked
nairo got fucked
ally got fucked
macd got fucked
tomorrow everyone else will get fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykAXB3JFy4
STOP THE FUCKING SONICS
NOBODY LIKES TO SEE SONIC PLAYERS, THEY'RE BORING AS SHIT
>>342654494
More like
>not wasting your time
>>342654607
She isn't even white you retard, did you even read the whole convo?
>>342654590
Mew2king wouldn't appreciate that. He wants to win the steepest competition available.
Religious2king
>>342654679
Kels is fun
>>342654549
>macd losing to linguini
Best fake $50 I ever spent
>>342654750
Is she going to die tomorrow or something?
>>342654590
yes
>>342652763
sm4sh
>>342654750
lol
>>342654564
Pure Insanity. That's what this Tounrey is.
Every big players except M2K are in loser or already out.
>>342654750
Is this the same edgy guy who identified with Madara Uchiha?
>>342654750
He's like a little kid
>>342654750
Who is the girl? Smash player? Bummer to lose a friend I'm feelin for him
>>342653643
no that's some whore he pumpndumped last year
>>342654769
kels isn't at this tourney
i don't play sm4sh with /v/, how popular is Charizard among the general public?
>>342654750
faithschampion.jpg
>>342654859
for real
dude didn't know that water is healthy until like a month ago
When'sPokken
>>342654564
LOW TIER UPRISING
>>342654907
>he thinks M2K's dick works
>>342654934
Not at all.
>>342654907
Not bad.
>SAYS CHARIZARD BEATS DIDDY
>GETS ELIMINATED 2-0 BY A DIDDY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>342655004
tomorrow.
>>342654907
M2K got cuck'd by her m8. She's a piece of shit btw.
>>342654750
Who is dying?
Since when does m2k have acquaintances aside from smash?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10579956
Please vote.
>>342654934
Not very
He's playable but he's not great so the only people that play him online either really like the character or really like spamming flare blitz because they're 12
at least Charizard is good in Pokken
> Charizard main
> never uses rock smash on the ledge.
wtf m8
>nairo
ARE YOU READY LADS
>>342654907
Is that syphilis? I fucking love her shiek actually.
>all these scrubs on /v/ surprised their main isn't as bad as they thought
how about you fuck off and pick a top tier or stop johning about your shitty waifu pick
>>342654769
>>342654923
>live in chicago
>occasional see kels at our weeklies/monthlies
>always brings his family with his fucking baby
>sometimes holds his baby while playing
I always feel bad as they just sit there doing nothing.
>>342654672
Nah m8, he'd drown in pools after facing 4 Sheiks.
>>342655221
No syphi is way cuter and less degenerate
>>342655307
this post made me spit out my beer
straight out of a feels thread, holy fuck
Puffball uprising when
>>342655307
Wait Kels is a guy?
And from Chicago?
>>342654672
>literally every character in Melee is viable right now
There are still people who think Melee isn't a solved game?
Tr4sh implies that Melee is Tra2h
>>342655372
>>342655413
How is she passing away tonight? Either way, sad as fuck. Hope he wins for her.
>>342655372
Dear god, why's he gotta be so public with this shit?
>>342655372
It's really easy to confess your love to someone when you'll be dead in an hour
>>342654128
I wish
>>342655372
>>342655413
W-Will he get a real job now?
>>342655372
damn holy fuck this tourney is a rollercoaster of emotions
>>342655412
The original Kels is a Melee player
>>342655457
Naw m8 the only good smash games are 64 and Melee.
If Melee dies I quit vidya.
Neo Nintendo is shit with the rest of the "gaming" industry.
>>342655418
Reddit kids.
Melee has been solved for years now, and the only reason it took so long was due to early Melee players being kinda dumb/no internet
>>342655469
If he's really so torn up about it he should be with her and not at a smash tourney.
>>342655418
Melee is a solved game but Humans are not solved creatures m8
>>342655372
Is he gonna fuck her and gain the passion to beat hbox?
>>342655372
>>342655413
Jason..had a hard life.
>>342655412
http://www.ssbwiki.com/Smasher:Kels
Maybe you're thinking of a different player.
>>342655372
STOP IT M2K
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>342655587
This big time
>>342655372
oh dear
Hang in there m2k.
>>342655372
Super villain M2K is rising, gonna fuck up the world for his waifu.
IT WAS HIS GF
RIP
>>342655106
she said m2k dumped her
>>342655372
YOU CAN DO IT M2K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTsekZx4A6I
>>342655372
Holy shit M2K has love on his side he is so winning this
>>342655661
He probably will if he loses he tournament.
>>342655647
I though we were talking about Sonic players.
>>342655372
>>342655413
fuck that must suck
>too shy to admit you like each other as more than friends throughout your friendship
>she about to die
>you say fuck it and just tell her
>turns out she liked you all this time too
>>342655751
>>342655705
>>342655675
>>342655661
>>342655653
>>342655634
>>342655632
>>342655597
>>342655587
>>342655546
>>342655537
>>342655513
>>342655495
>>342655491
>>342655469
>>342655413
>>342655372
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbRJoHTJAM
>>342655372
>>342655413
I want off this ride.
This isn't fun anymore. I just want it to stop.
>>342655412
Kels, not SuperGirlKels.
>>342655793
My mistake, assumed you meant that kels.
>>342655372
This is anime as fuck
>M2K loses his waifu
>filled with rage and sadness he now has the strenght to beat every player in the world and become the best smash brothers player that ever existed
>>342655413
So she is dying tonight. Well, shit. That's definitely rough.
>>342655372
We Obito now?
M2K ON MELEE STREAM
HE'S GLUED TO HIS PHONE
HE ISN'T EVEN PLAYING
ANTI fucking sucks, fuck that guy, i would literally punch him in the nuts if i saw him irl.
>>342655930
>becomes known as The Terminator
>>342655124
It's a girl he had feelings for. He actually confessed to her and she accepted his feelings.
>>342655372
>dying of huntington's disease tonight
I'm so fucking confused.
Is someone pulling a CWC on m2k?
>>342655930
Alternatively
>decide to stop Smash and look for a cure for Huntington
>This is the last time he plays Smash and he will win Sm4sh and Melee as a fianl for his pro-player carrier.
>commentators don't know what Calculator is
Jesus, how old are these guys? 12?
>commentators getting pissy at m2k
Come on now.
>>342656015
he always comes across as a fucking asshole, together with ally
they're the asshole mario squad
>>342655930
But in reality he gets wobbled to 9th place
>love of your live is dying by literally tommorow
>goes to a fucking smash bros tourney instead of staying with her all day
yeah i dont buy this shit
my word what even is this smash soap opera?i feel for him
>>342656015
He comes off as very chimp like
why am i rooting for m2k/hbox now
fuck you mew2king for making me feel like shit
>>342656110
You are underestimating his autism.
>>342656070
>decide to stop Smash and look for a cure for Huntington
is this m2k
>>342656091
i doubt they know. they probably weren't watching the smash 4 stream.
>>342656091
saying m2k is campy is not getting mad at him
>>342656110
this
like what the fuck?
>>342649889
Circumcision is entirely unnecessary in countries with running water and many doctors are lazy/stupid/African.
>>342656110
Why wouldn't he go to the tourney? It's not like it's as bad as having personal problems.
>>342656110
probably some long-distance internet relationship shit knowing M2K
>>342656110
I was under the impression that he didn't know she was dying so soon until after he was at the tourney
>>342656110
I think he said something about they just found out that she was going to pass earlier than expected.
>evo 2008
>john choi's father is in the hospital with cancer, he's not going to compete
>his father, who is a martial artist, tells him from his hospital bed to go take care of his shit
>he registers for Evo at the last minute and flies out
>takes first place for the USA in Super Turbo and CvS2
>has never happened before in either game
>later he describes how the feeling inside him made him do uppercuts with a kind of confidence he'd never had before
>makes his dying father proud
If M2K wins this it'll be the 2nd most inspiring fighting game tournament story ever
>>342656110
>literally tomorrow
nah, like a year from now probably
>>342656238
I was referring to them getting mad about him checking his phone before the match started.
You think M2K will freak out if he loses? I bet he starts tearing ZeRo's head off
>>342656324
Yes, I understand, but how the fuck does someone fuck up a circumcision? You don't just let anyone perform a circumcision.
>>342656357
If she's dying TONIGHT, he should probably be by her side.
>>342656110
there's clearly more to the story
>>342656470
Shitty, unprofessional doctors. Malpractice of simple procedures is common in some areas.
>>342656110
>implying her dying wish wasn't to see m2k just play Smash like always
>>342656110
He's probably exaggerating. She also has Huntington's disease which is a slow as fuck death.
>>342656110
I'd rather go to some tournament than see someone meet the inevitable. death comes at any time, tournaments are based on chance and skill rather than destiny.
>>342656110
this
today has been such a strange day.
Plup and Axe, 2 of my favorite players
>>342656426
>fighting game
>>342656579
t. autist
i hope we get swede vs hbox gfs again
What if M2K loses?
>>342656603
CEO is such a fucked up tournament for reasons unrelated to the tournament itself
>>342656727
Might as well call it a fighting game at this point.
>>342656763
he's gonna lose in every game
gonna probably kill himself at the venue
>>342656579
you're retarded
>>342656772
Explain
>>342656763
Sudoku
>>342656763
then the dream is dead
and at the same time a Dream Team member will win
>>342656727
People are still triggered by this?
>>342649889
botched circs are incredibly common (sometimes even resulting in death), and even a "perfect" one essentially "blinds" your dick to the feelings it should be having. what's left is not only less sensitive but also completely missing multiple kinds of stimulation.
>>342656772
Florida is fucking cursed
i feel bad for anyone that lives in that godforsaken state.
>Everybody knew that M2K's GF was dying and choose not to attend in order to give him a free bracket
>>342653894
butthurt CEOgaming faggot detected
I went on the website and it was impossible to find the schedule. Fuck off.
>girl you love is dying
>Play smash and post on Twitter
Yeah nah. You guys are stupid for falling for this austistic delusion.
If he couldnt be with her then we would be on the phone to her for as long as possible.
>>342656727
How's street fighter 5 doing senpai?
>>342656827
He will win Melee doubles atleast
>>342656978
except hbox because he has no soul
This is sounding more and more like a supervillain backstory.
>>342656727
fucking professional players have already accepted that it's a fighting game and moved on and you can't?
>>342656763
1 of 2 things
He's gonna go full depression for the rest of his life and never be relevant again
or
He's going to fall for a bit, bounce back up with more motivation than ever
>>342656101
He comes off as a normie retard that plays smash just because his friends do, and it just happens that he's good at it
>>342656993
>If he couldnt be with her then we would be on the phone to her for as long as possible.
this
skype
texting
calling
facetime
fucking anything. this is all for views
>>342657058
pewfat will take it
>>342657046
nice meme mind if i use it?
>>342656989
Wow, mate, don't strain your eyes too hard. You might not want to go blind.
>>342657046
alright
better than all the games the other fags from /fgg/ and r/kappa are claiming will kill it
and this is coming from someone who doesn't mind sf/smash fag
>>342656978
Expect Hbox is M2K's literal kryptonite. At this point Hbox literall toys with the autist with his normie powers.
>>342657271
kys you salty little faggot, don't get defensive that your website is ass
>>342657065
It could just as easily be a super hero origin story.
#ibelieveinm2k
>>342657065
He's going full JRPG villain. He has to destroy the world to save us from ourselves.
>>342657046
DELETE THIS
>>342657301
they grow up so fast...
if mew2king wins this tourney i will literally be in tears
i feel like a faggot for saying that but damn it would be a story
>>342657301
Don't count him out. Everyone thought the same about Armada until M2K's Marth suddenly destroyed him.
I thought Ally was in loser. is it a different Ally?
>>342657065
>mewtwoking begins his journey to change the world
>becomes scientist taht studies genetics in hope you can find the cure by altering genes and dna strands
>experiment constantly on rats and other lab animals
>start experimenting on yourself
>figure out the dna strand to create the most powerful human
>yfw mewtwoking becomes
>mewtwo
>>342657065
He's going to finally shave his head and become Lex Luthor
>>342656472
yeah somethings up. would not be surprised if he's getting catfished or something.
>>342657065
QUICK, GIVE M2K YOUR ENERGY
>girlfriend killed
>decides to destroy humans
M2K CONFIRMED JRPG VILLIAN
>>342657065
God M2K is a treasure.
It's fascinating watching this autistic smash gremlin go about things.
>>342657503
He just raped the guy who put him there.
>>342657530
nah he's not suave enough for that.
new
>>342657602
>>342657660
Jesus fuck
>>342657586
why you gotta patronize him like that man
he's a human bean not some spectacle
>>342657634
It was a loser bracket? They almost never stream those.
Mew2King could win melee tournaments
but he literally admitted he didn't want to practice new things or study opponents
He says he doesn't enjoy this new meta
>>342656459
How does that make sense?
Is she dying in fucking india and he lost his passport or how can he not get to point A from point B?
NEW THREAD
>>342657676
>>342657676
>>342656101
ally is based
