ITT: GAMES
WOMEN
WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
>>342639363
All of them.
>>342639468
You mean all of them that aren't multiplayer / viable for streaming
>>342639363
Shut up Wu Fei.
>>342639363
Umm xeno gears promoter rape culture.
Thats why
>>342639553
No, just all of them.
You made this thread yesterday, anon.
>>342639468
/thread
>>342639363
>>342639745
SJWs would throw the tantrum of the century over Bart's arc.
>>342639363
This thread again?
Anything involving honor, brotherhood, friendship, or loyalty.
>>342639363
>cosmic love story
>>342639468
Close.
Pong promotes rape culture.
>>342639363
ITT: Games that really could have done with way less fucking filler jesus fucking christ.
What a fucking mess of a game. I love what it was going for, but FUCK is most of it a chore.
>>342639745
Was it rape?
>>342640345
Playing some games so they can be gurl gamurs isn't the same as understanding them.
>>342640345
based
>>342640345
The final fantasy one is bullshit.
>know tons of girls that love final fantasy
>assume this means they've played them
>lol no I just like cloud x sephiroth!!! :333
Same thing with kingdom hearts and zelda actually.
>>342640345
yes
>>342640559
It was consensual sex in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation
I just can't see it being very appealing to women.
>>342639927
It's she fucking him while he's afraid of getting find out?
>>342640345
>WoW: 39% female
Am I seriously expected to believe that?
>>342642649
She is just heavy as fuck because NANOMACHINES
>>342642717
Diablo at 31% is even worse.
I played that shit for over a decade and was part of the online community.
Virtually no girls.
>>342639468
First post best post
>>342639363
Bushido Blade or bust. Baka!
Metal gear solid series
splinter cell series (actually pretty much every tom culancy games)
Name me a movie like Night at the Roxbury
Hey I'm a woman.
>>342643539
Weekend at Bernie's
>>342642613
It involves your protag being a force of irrational destruction, often with your bare hands. I'd say it's a fucking biography.
>>342643568
love it
>>342643604
Damn. That's a good one but I need one on Netflix or it's a bust. I'm 1 movie away from maximum cozy.
Silent Hill, Dragon Quest.
I mean white women because Japanese women have good taste.
Am I the only one who has only known chicks who philosophical and into obscure games
>>342643889
I've known a few white women into Silent Hill. Maybe there's a certain sub species of white woman. Or maybe 'white people' are actually pretty fuckin diverse.
>>342643832
I went with Pirates of the Caribbean: Black Pearl. Wish me luck, sweet princes.
>>342644061
They were succubi, anon.
>>342644061
Yeah that's true, i've known a few who like fighting games and who still play their N64. Granted they're all fat.
what other games talk about male child prostitution?
>>342644210
nah, it's not difficult to figure out if someone's pretending to be interested in such and so, or if they're forcing a certain kind of psychology. I mean apart from what's in the instinctual sphere at the worst of times, people's psyche are pretty much fixed and can be tested.
Most men doesnt understand Xenogears either.
>>342644210
>tfw no real life succubus who needs to suck the sperm out of me for her life force, always saying "ITADAKIMASU~!"
>that one guy who thinks Xenosaga or Xenoblade is better than Xenogears
>>342644386
I've know one who is tall, slender, and has really big boobs.
Isn't xenogears just a clichèd garbage story from start to finish?
What's so special?
>>342639363
>TFW Xenogears is only brought up as a tool for shitposting now
but yes women could never understand this
>>342644505
It's pretty straightforward if you were into Jungian psychology and Gnosticism before hand, and understanding those subjects will help you realise that the writers actually didn't and made a superficial caricature of them (like most Japanese work inspired by western and Middle Eastern concepts).
>>342639363
women could never understand DESPAIR
>>342644192
Is that the first one? The first one is comfy af
>>342644575
In my life i've only met one beautiful woman who is also a hardcore video game enthusiast with great taste, but then again she was way too out of my league and only dated chads.
She looked like the Mexican actress Camila Sodi.
>>342639363
Sorry, but I understood it
>>342644632
It's garbage but it's not really cliche if you get what I'm saying.
>>342644972
Please be in Ciudad Juarez.
>>342639363
Anything competitive.
>mfw all good female pros are men
>>342645329
He got kind of cute, has Justin fucked him yet? Or does he just like 12 year old girls?
>>342645958
For you
>>342640345
>>342647465
What is this A IMAGE FOR MICROSCOPIC ORGANISMS
>>342639468
Thread should've ended here.
>>342644897
Second that. Gf just won't understand my pain.
Disclaimer, this game not so much until you realizevenom is indeed big boss, its something I think people are better off realizing on their own but if anyone wanted me to lay it out for them i'd be happy to
However no woman could ever understand why Big Boss is such a compelling character
>>342644904
I think so.. saw some Natalie Portman tits. Was.. nice. It's not taking me to higher limits though, to be h family pie.
>>342640345
What does this say about me?
>>342648480
>no mgs
pleb
>>342648480
You're an exception to the rule.
>>342649874
>Kenshiro
explain
you can make people explode with one touch in that game?
>>342642717
All of the girls hang out on the casual Roleplaying or PvE realms, there's a ton of them
>>342650049
Nigga what? The game is one big homage to Kenshiro.
Is there actually any benefit to NOT grinding for 2 ether doublers?
>>342650253
explain
>>342642717
WoW is like exhibit A when it comes to mothers ERPing in games. If you ever meet a woman in WoW, they are probably a regretful mom of 2.
>>342650349
Dude. How about to read description on steam or something.
>>342645329
Most women get bullied in online games, so they drop out pretty quickly while MUH BOYS CLUB sticks around
Thus the lack of women in the competitive scene. There are many, many documentaries about this issue
>>342650349
>Post apocalyptic world full of buff men
>Main character is a martial artist
Austin got inspiration from FotNS and wrestling
http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2013/12/17/we-talk-to-the-creator-of-lisa-the-ridiculously-crazy-rpg/65905/
>>342650329
I always buy just one out of laziness and pass it on to Emeralda whenElly leaves
>>342650758
they just can't handle the bants
>>342650758
Women just don't have the passion to commit to becoming good like men, "online bullying" has nothing to do with it especially when online gaming your gender never matters and you can play forever with no one knowing you
>We will never get a remastered Xenogears with all the cut content and a complete disc 2
Will it ever stop hurting?
>>342650758
>Most women get bullied in online games
And men don't. Insults are basically saying Hello in multiplayer games.
this is why you guys are lonely
>>342639745
this bitch works at bioware now lmao
>>342651012
Still feels bad after all this time
>>342640345
seems legit
>>342640063
Why's that, again? It's been a while.
>>342639363Did you ever shower with your dad /v/?
>you will never be Fei and Elly's son and be raised in a happy family with them
![Shin Megami Tensei (Japan) [En by Aeon Genesis v1.0].000.png](https://i.imgur.com/tnfaJ8H.png "Shin Megami Tensei (Japan) [En by Aeon Genesis v1.0].000.png")
>>342653364
This is true
Women will never make it past the Diamond Realm
>>342653304
It's a shame that their kid would be ruined by manlet asian genes though
>>342653598
This
>>342643023
Diablo was our jam though at sleepovers. Then again, we were nerdy as fuck already so I think we qualify as outliers. We all played the shit out of 2 when it came out as well.
>ywn freak the fuck out at 1 in the morning wih your girlfriends when you all get to the Butcher, seeing all the dead, eviscerated naked women in his lair and then screaming as he chases you all down through the dungeon level and systematically slaughters you one after the other
>>342653003
No but I showered with my mom once
>>342650949
Correction, modern female gamers cant handle the bantz
Back in the day, we shittalked right back and had a good time, gender didnt matter beyond the usual 'lul you got beat by a gurl' occasionally
Sad to see that atmosphere of friendly banter gone, everyone treads on eggshells because muh feefees
>>342654035
Lucky
>>342642717
Nigger I've met tons of middle age women on WoW.
They would even come close to comprehending the emotions...
Barkley: Shut up and Jam: Gaiden
>>342650758
You're gonna get called a faggot and a cunt regardless of what you've got hanging between your legs my little snowflake, grow some thick skin or fuck off. Now that's something women will never understand.
There is no biological difference between how men and women think. This isn't even a question in anatomy anymore.
>>342655356
Name 5 women with passion that's even half as much as Kenshiro
>>342655356
But there is though?
>>342655356LOL
>>342655356
>>342653304
I thought she couldn't have kids?
>>342657938
For YOU
>>342639745
Sam Maggs Hit the Road
>>342639363
approx how long is this game?
been kinda meaning to play it
>>342659618
Long enough for women not to understand it
>>342659618
All my playthroughs took around 70 hours.
>>342660068
dang
like a good 70 hours or it starts dragging on for the last 30 hours
>>342657938
Pretty sure only Zeboim's Elly could not due to radiation or something
