Welcome to the Hall of Valor, by what right do you request entry?
>>342544916
its a free country bitch get out of my way
>>342544916
I'll let you use me sexually
>>342544916
Talos's blood rushes through my vain, I am the last descendant of the septim family line, I am your emperor by right, I am, the Dragon born!
>>342544916
Nigga I went through this shitty storyline instead of doing something productive or playing a better game, let me in.
>>342544916
My cock is so large that even an elder scroll can't describe it.
I'm the best greco-roman wrestler in the world and you seem like a pretty big guy, let me tell you something, let's bet your ass.
I donated $200 to Todd Howard so he could make more great games
Did you hear faggot? Skyrimjob is a part of the empire.
It's on!
>>342544916
By right of plot-reasons. Get out of my way so I can stomp your dragon problem and get back to something interesting, like book=hunting for my library
>Tsun was a Nordic god in previous TES games
>in Skyrim he's just a gate guard
Bravo Todd
>>342544916
By the right of cakes!
I have forty of them!
Fus Ro Duh
THE LEADER OF THE COMPANIONS.
I fetch the mead and stuff.
By right of greatly enjoying this amazingly crafted, voice acted, and planned game. Just look at you, big guy, what genius CREATOR would think up something as original as you? Gosh, I hope our CREATOR TODD HOWARD is beyond that divinely sculpted and totally original whale bone bridge so I can shake his majestic, all American hand.
>>342547697
Do i know you?
>>342547697
hahaha guys look at this dork with a mustache!
>>342544916
lol I'm the leader of the Thieve's Guild and the Dark Brotherhood. I'm going to steal all of your shit before I go fight Alduin, but you're gonna let me in anyway :^)
>>342547879
You know... He kinda looks like the Savior of Mankind prophesied on the Elder Scrolls...
>>342544916
I got ganked by a horde of mudcrabs and I don't want to be remembered this way, but I'm pretty sure it's too late so I'll just be that one faggot who went to sovengarde because I couldn't handle fighting a few crustaceans.
>>342544916
i am talos
duh
>>342548263
more like a manlet dork trying to make up for everything hes lacking in, looks like a chump I bullied in high school actually.
Im in the NFL btw
Skyrim was shit, we all know this, but can we at least say that Dragonborn MQ>Dawnguard MQ>Skyrim MQ
>>342544916
I once stubbed my toe and I only cried for five minutes.
>>342548523
Some of you are alright. Don't go to sleep tonight.
It occurs to me I never got to this point as anything other than the Archmage, mostly because I didn't bother with the story much. What's his response if you're the master of the Thieves Guild?
>>342550165
>Thieves Guild/Dark Brotherhood
He gets pissed you're dishonorable but fights you anyway because there's no choice.
>Companions
He's honoured to finally face a Companion since for a while they're taken to Hircine instead with him unable to do anything about it.
>>342545580
>I am the last descendant of the septim family line
huh
>>342544916
