Which one is you /v/ ?
pisces but i would date gemini
>>342522836Are you cute anon ?
>>342522298
>Scorpio
The only thing right about that is the skirt part.
>>342522298
Why is there no redeeming trait for Aquarius?
>Gemini
Shits pretty accurate actually
Isn't accurate
Taurus, but half of that is wrong.
I do repeat quests until I'm done, and I do collect everything that's collectible. I don't, however, keep useless shit and ignore teamwork.
I also don't have a big rack or glasses, nor am I female.
>>342522298
Libra
First and third line sorta apply.
>>342523291
must be annoying to play with you
>Pisces
>Roleplaying they own character
Nigger detected.
Virgo worst as usual.
>>342522298
Sagittarius, I'd actually be a Virgo according to that though.
>>342522298
Im a leo, but none of that is close to what I do
probably more like Cancer
>>342522298
>Pisces
I hate roleplaying but Im a huge lorefag
>>342522298
>capricorn
bullshit shouldn't be this accurate
Leo is god
>>342523391
I only play single player so it doesn't matter
>>342523632
>probably more like Cancer
can I bully you anon?
>>342522298
>Gemini
Yes, I have to explore everything and yes I change stuff every chance I get, but I don't comment on everything... Not out loud, at least.
>>342522298
Cancer still.
>yep
>Nope
>Nope
>Nope
A while back, I stopped giving a shit about what people say and just go with the flow. I also regularly say "fuck guilds." when prompted. Last line is kekworthy.
Scorpio, but I'm more like Pisces.
>>342522298
>virgo
100% accuratesend help
>>342522298
>CancerIts fucking true.
>>342522298
i dont give a fuck about signs but
>gemini
>psvita and 3ds on desk
there are literally psvita and same colour 3ds on my desk right now
also
1-apply
2-dont apply
3-dont apply, never ever, i am ocd about performance, i cant let some rondom apps take my ram
4-kinda apply
>>342522298
I'm a Leo but Capricorn characteristics fit me better.
>>342522298
Capricorn. Pretty accurate, I'd say.
>>342522298
Holy shit this is spot on
>>342522298
>Libra
the 4th one one applies when I was 13 trying to be a dudebro cunt.
>>342522298
>Aquarius
True
False, all heavy
False, dont care
Fuck no, fuck you.
Aries and completely wrong. I barely ever play online multiplayer games and I almost never talk in them.
>>342523817
NO!
>>342522298
>Cancer
fuck my life, this shit was so accurate it cost me a girl
Who /libra/ here my dudies?Though, top 2 of Taurus apply to me.
>>342522298
>Virgo describes me too well
>Realize how much i point out flaws in games
>>342522298
Taurus is too fucking spot on, how did you even do that?
>>342523291
yup, it's spot on
>>342522298
>personality of cancer but is actually a leo
;~;
>>342522298
no where near close
>>342523910
Capricorn, not accurate at all
>tfw Scorpio
I may be obssesed but I'm also a poorfag
>>342522298
>Aries
FUCK OFF I DONT GET SALTY!
>>342522298
Ophiuchus
>That one guy who nobody likes but nobody has the balls to tell him to fuck off personally
>Shit at the game, knows absolutely nothing despite playing for a long time
>If he fucked up on his own, the game is shit; if he fucked up in a group, the players are shit
Pisces looking for cute pisces gf :3
I'm a Pisces but play more like Virgo.
Also why are Pisces the very last in this shitty lists when we are the second sign in the calendar.
>>342522298
Tauruswhy is it so accurate
Leo, and it's correct on all accounts.
Sagittarius boys WW@???Everything except skip event is probably right, I'm a sucker for lore and grafix.
>>342522298
Virgo/Libra Here, born midnight september 22, which makes me a speshul snowflake.
>Neurotic over specs
>silent all the time, only talks to complain
>spend minutes organising inventory, hud, skills, quests
>hours deciding names, jobs, equipment
LITERALLY ME.
So, based on that pic
>Best to play with
>Worst to play with
post them
>>342522298
If the one described is a guy then why the ones depicted are all girls?
>>342522298
Virgo is objectively best girl
>>342522298
Aries, except I only play with really underpowered things.
Other than that, pretty accurate.
>>342522298
>if someone picks same character, instant change
That's horrifyingly accurate, i could never do mirror matches in fighting games growing up, always liked the idea of people maining seperate characters.
>>342522298
All of these are wrong. DELETE THIS.
>>342522298
Gemini.
Surprisingly accurate, aside from the "comment on every shit part.
I sometimes talk to myself, but not to an excessive degree.
>Never rude with you
>Memes everything
>Keep all the useless drops
>secretly wish i was the guild's bully toy but i'm too apathetic
>if someone picks the same character, instant change
>offer help all the time
>moving camera to see under skirt
also me
>>342524367
>Best to play with
Cancer
>Worst to play with
Gemini
>Cancer
all true except Im not a bully toy!
>>342522298
>MMOshit
>>342522298
How is Cancer the least cancerous out of all of these?execpt taurus
>>342522298
>tfw cancer
uhhhhh
>every sign fits me in some way
gotta love astrology
>Cancer
Fuck I can only handle so much banter
>>342522298
>tfw I'm a "cusp" between virgo and libra.
for once in my life I feel special.
>>342524367
>best
Virgo
>worst
Pisces
>>342524237
>tfw no ako
>>342522298
Libra here. Only the third one is correct.
I'm more like Virgo+Capricorn on this chart.
Gemini here
This is 100% accurate
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
The complete opposite of me.
>>342522298
>Capricorn
Wow that is me though
Capricorn master race. I control the markets and your SOUL
>>342524367
>Best to play with
Cancer
>Worst to play with
Sagittarius
Sagittarius here, but I identify with parts of all of those descriptions to be honest
>>342522298
Aquarius. Except im not gay enough to ever join a guild. And if i ever did, I'd easily be the most racist. But I'll be tasteful.
>>342522298
I'm Sagittarius but that's not accurate at all, not remotely. Aries is more like me.
>wants to play with broken characters all the time
there is nothing wrong with this
>>342522298
Who's the stoner that plays bong noises on mic?
>>342522298
I'm a Leo but I've got a bit of Sagittarius in me
>aquarius
not even close
>>342522298
Sagbro here. This is pretty accurate besides skipping events.
>>342522298
>tfw cancer but want to look like virgo with leo's tits
Living is suffering
i'm not self important enough to be a leo
but i'm a leo
Taurus here, pretty accurate, though there's also a trait or two from every other sign that applies to me too
>>342522298
>Aquarius
p accurate
anyone here want a cute Virgo gf? Cancer, Pisces and Capricorn need not apply.
Gemini actually seems pretty accurate, but it's just vague enough to still be bullshit.
>>342522298
Virgo looking for scorpio boipussy.
>>342522298
Aquarius here. This all sorts of wrong.
>>342522298
>Aries
Wrong , wrong , wrong and wrong
>>342522298
>Capricorn
Goddammit I hate when I'm reduced to an archetype so easily, fucking Spot on
Aries
The description is the complete opposite of me, therefore I am declaring what everyone already knows:
Horoscopes are bullshit.
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
Yes for everything but skip the event.
>>342525268
But all you will do is complain
>>342522298
Im not a SJW
>>342522298CancerAnd my birthday is today
>>342522298
A mix of Virgo and Cancer.
Geminis in real life though.
>>342525050
Fuck off cancer at least I don't share a name with a terminal illness
>>342522298
Taurus
I want to fuck myself really hard.
>capricorn
>accurate
what the hell?
>>342522298
>Libra
Mmos were literally made for us to feed our social and lust addiction.
Gemini but I only talk in bursts of 20 minutes then am quiet for the next 5 hours. I never change weapons/characters. The other two are right though.
Aquarius is more me though.
>goes suicidal on boss
and
>wears mixed armor sets(for style)
Are me to the T though.
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
That is the complete opposite of me. At least it is the cutest girl. The only characteristic I can agree with it maybe trolling which I rarely do.
Holy Christ is Gemini the exact opposite of me.
virgo
silent all time only talk to complain
literally me sorry /v/ im cancer
>>342525534
Holy shit, same here cancerbro.
>tfw sharing the same birthday like sanic
>the face of autism
We truly are cancer.
>>342522298
>taurus
None of those apply to me.
>>342522298
Aquarius reporting in
True
True
True
False
>>342522298
>Pieces
I dont get EVERYTHING wrong...
>>342525534
Happy Birthday Anon. Are you a wizard yet?
>>342522298
>Virgo
>None of this shit applies to me
You had one job.
>>342522298
>Aries
Not a single correct one. Yawn.
Cancer. I don't play MMOs, but the first two sure are accurate.
WHO WATERBOYZ HERE?
>>342522298
Pieces here
i have never roleplayed in my entire life
>>342522298
Complete fucking opposite, but then again I'm also the opposite of what my sign represents.
Virgo. It's also my actual astrological sign.
>>342522298
Cancer here
Pretty accurate, I'm also INFP.
>>342525534
happy birthday anon!
[spoilers] i genuinly hope youre having a great day [/spoilers]
>>342522298
TOP TIER
VIRGO
TAURUS
CAPRICORN
SCORPIO
MID TIER
LIBRA
LEO
CANCER
PISCES
SHIT TIER
SAGITTARIUS
AQUARIUS
GEMINI
ARIES
>Virgo
almost just like me besides i'm a style>stats kind of person like Leo
>>342522298
>pisces
-Don't roleplay
-Never read tutorial, just learn on the fly
-Never use emotes
-Don't give a shit about lore
Wow, so accurate
>>342522298
Aries. I don't many multiplayer games, but this is accurate.
>>342522298
>INFP Gemini
shit is pretty accurate famalam
>>342522298
>Capricorn
>True
>False
>True? What do you mean by "farming"?
>False
>>342525997
>that image
what's defending her from being raped?
Pisces. None aside from occasional lore interest is false. A lot of gemini shit applies though.
>tfw my friend is the "misses tutorial and once its existence is pointed he still does it wrong" guy
He's cancer.
>>342522298
Libra
I don't have a guild, but
>Never rude - check
>Inviting everyone to join party - check
>Hours deciding names, jobs, equipment - check
Feels good, man.
>>342522298
>tfw sagittarius and constantly troll/pick the ugliest character in games
I thought this horoscope bullshit was all coincidental
>>342522298
Leo, but I'm definitley a Gemini by that listthough style is clearly more important than stats
>>342526114__me_____
>>342522298
Sagittarius is pretty damn right. I dont skip cutscenes...
I'm actually a bit scared right now.
>Capricorn
>Love being the Jew
It's alright.Sagitarius has the cutest grill though hands down
I want to give her a kiss on the cheek
>>342525720
Shit dude, that's weird. Happy birthday cancerbro
>>342525846
Not yet
>>342525993
Thanks family
>Sun Cancer Moon Aries
Just fuck me up.
>>342525997
Shit tier list
Sagittarius. It's completely accurate except for the "Skip Event: Yes [X] No [ ]" part.
Sagittarius here, pretty accurate, except for the memes, and skipping events depends on my mood. Usually, yes.
I'd date Aries.
>>342522298
>tfw Capricorn
>>342525997
Thank you qt.
>>342522298
Sagittarius but that doesn't represent me at all
aries+virgo+scorpio+capricorn is basically me
actual sign is capricorn
>>342523252
>Why is there no redeeming trait for Aquarius?
I assume "goes suicidal" means rides the razor's edge of DPS, taking risks to gain the advantage.
Aka that faggot Rogue that always does the highest dps of anyone but has a 1d10 chance of not Vanishing fast enough when the boss turns off the Tank during an auto-attack (or worse, he vanishes but Chains the raid).
>>342522298
Alright, which one of these have a dick ?
>>342522298
>Pisces
Aside from occasionally looking up lore on a game I enjoyed none of those describe me whatsoever
I'm Aquarius as fuck though
>tfw my vidya buddy is a Fagittarius
>Cancer
1st and 3rd true
>>342523595
This.
>>342522836
Im Pisces but Aries description fits me better
>>342526528_________me
>>342526097
>What do you mean by "farming"?
It means you'd rather farm for specific items (not necessarily exp) to help you overcome an enemy than grinding for exp to overwhelm an enemy with level up stat gains
>Capricorn
It's mostly right besides saving money
>>342522298
>Leo
That's not me at all, save for Style > Stats
>silent all time, only talk to complain
>spend minutes organizing inventory, skills, quests, HUD
accurate in general, even though I don't play MMOs at all or whatever this image is about.
OH BOY
HERE IT GOES
>>342526519
/tg/ you forgot your meds again.
I'm a Libra, but honestly the description for Leo is just spot on for me.
>>342522298
>Capricorn
Except for the edgy part, that's me.
>>342526661
>Melee DPS
>>342522298
>Libra
>try to avoid drama as much as possible
>if someone gets mad I just find it hilarious
>always try to cool things down or break fights
>kind of a lone guy, prefer calm and peace
>never invite me but never reject if they invite me
>every time I get a group with a good mood I convince them to stop "playing the game" and start a party in the room/server
>always decide on names that I like, can take hours
>evenings to make a character
>got worn out in sims4 before even passing the "design your sim" phase
>never directly hit on girls onlinesince that one bad experience
>nonetheless, always try to be a gentleman
>some think I'm a whiteknight and try to get something for free
>ignore them, probably dudes anyway
>actively laugh at actual friendzoned whiteknights
>mfw that pic
>>342522298
Virgo and it's so true it hurts
Is this truth /v/ ?
>>342526661
But I don't wanna be a tank, I want to be a qt archer or a healslut.
>>342526661
>Scorpio
But i wanted to tank
>>342522298
>Pisces
>Never roleplayed
>Never read tutorials
>Never use emoticons
>Lorefag
1 out of 4 ain't bad
>>342526661
>taurus
ALWAYS PICK TANK
when in an fps im always the one getting up in the fight and putting damage on any one i can so my team can finish em off
>>342526661
>Ranged DPS
>>342526806
This is one of those things, kind of like a gypsy that says descriptions that would apply to anyone.
>>342522298
>Virgo but just by Sep 22, borderline Libra
>virgo is false as fuck, libra is so accurate its scary
>>342522298
This picture is libra propaganda.I wholly approve.Oh and Scorpio is cute! Cute!
>>342525997
>Gemini
>Shit tier
Well fuck you too
>>342526806
>say common stuff about life
yeah but according to that i could fit in many of them
>>342526892
so you're just a boring nerd :(
>>342526806
Not at all, also lol barnum effect crap.
>>342522298
I am a gemini through and through
I'm a Leo.I married a Capricorn
Taurus
>correct
>correct
>false
>false
Only halfway right about my playstyle
>>342522298
As an Aries, this is me. I don't mean to get angry, I even try to meditate and shit, but I just can't help it.
I know it's a team game, I know I'm just as bad as everyone else or else the MMR wouldn't have put us together, I know Dunning-Kreuger means I'm not actually good enough to know what actually needs to be done to win.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU FUCKING PUBS INFURIATE ME, WHY CAN'T YOU PLAY THE OBJECTIVE? STOP DYING! I'M ANGRY AS FUCK AND I NEED TO BE FUCKED IN MY ASS BY A MAN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>>342526463
I stupidly say hurtful things to people I care about as a defensive reaction, and I suspect other rageaholics do too.
I don't think it'd be very fun to date or hang out with.
>>342526892
Lol good job getting the worst of the four.
>>342522298
For once the pisces got it right...fuck.
Virgo. That shit's perfect.
>good at getting people to work togeather but hate the leadership role, prefer to work with equals
>spend as much time making builds for PoE offline as actually playing it, also the only reason I play the game
>was a top player in a strategy game in early alpha, made my opinions about balancing VERY known to the devs. After a few months was spending most of my time complaining and writing 20 paragraph long explanations with proof and examples instead of streaming or practicing with my team. I got a lot of player support but in hindsight I was so forceful I probably made the devs defensive and less likely to listen to me.
>I have 10 organized stash tabs in every league I play in on PoE
Sagittarius
Completely wrong
>>342526806
Gemini here.
Exactly the opposite.
Libra
Actually a Leo, though.
>be pisces
>literally none of it is correct
>>342526661
>scorpio
>healer was the one I never actually fucking did
>>342522298
I am cancer, I am gay and I prefer to play healing / support characters in multiplayer games.
Could there be more to this?
>>342527137
You wanna calm down there bud? I can fug you in the butt for you
Barely Sagittarius but more of a Scorpio anyways
>>342526661
This is wrong. I always go high mobility ranged DPS (Hunter / Ranger, ideally).
MDPS sucks, staring at a boss's butt for hours is dumb unless they're FF14 monstergirl butts
Sagittarius
>Up to anything, from raid to trolling
Uh huh
>Picks most annoying character
Ok
>Memes everything
Oh god
> Skip event
Seems right
She's also waifu material
Scorpio looking for a Cancer to bully softly and never leave alone.
I'd fuck Leo and Libra.
>>342522298
>Leo
I was never guild leader
Yes Style>>>>>Stats
Never took screenshots
>>342522298
>mfw Libra
>mfw everything listed is true especially the 4th one even though I know I will never meet them IRL
>mfw I also like big breasted blonde sluts
Gyaru is fucking libido overdrive
>>342526593
my buddy is pisces too, also not like the description. thanks for finding the sign that actually describes his playstyle.
Every time someone brings up horoscopes I just think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXRinzI9Jmc
>>342522298
>328 hours played
>impressive
lmao what a scrub
>>342526661
>Pisces
Somebody's gotta do it, although if there's no buffs/debuffs I'm switching to Ranged DPS. Fuck being a healslut I'm a strong independant mage who don't need no tank.
>>342522298
Scorpio reporting in.
Pretty accurate,mostly the skirt part though and 1 game obsession
I do atleast 1 thing from all of those except the one thats supposed to be mine
>>342522298
>Aries
>all points but the last is more or less true to some extent
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
Literally me.jpg
>>342526114
>what's defending her from being raped?
Me, you sick fuck.
would you game with me
>>342526661
I've done every role before.
IN EQ1 I was a bard;
In EQ2 I was a melee DPS bard
In FFXI, I was melee DPS;
In Lineage 2 I was ranged DPS;
In WoW I was a healer;
and finally in FFXIV I'm a tank
What does that say about me?
>>342522298
>Aquarius
>No
>No
>No
>Hell no
This is fucking shit.
>>342522298
None of these properly fit. But there IS a little of each in me
>PvP lover
>Keep all the useless drops
>Explore every single area
>Offer to help all the time
>Willing to be the guild leader + Style>= Stats
>Fix Teamwork strats
>Inviting everyone to join the party
>Moving the camera to see under the skirt (You do it too, dont lie)
>Up to anything, Raiding to trolling
>Not Really Capricorn
>Goes Suicidal on bosses
>Lorefag
>>342526661
>Scorpio
>Healer
>>342522298
The only thing right about Pisces is being a lorefag,
>>342527658
>virgo has worst girls on it
You can't make this shit up, I'm the suffering sign.
>>342526661
> libra
> not healslut
I just want to and help the team, personally. Using every orifice of my body.
>>342522298
Who makes this crap? Who believes this crap?
Im a libra and do not do any of that
>>342527658
>Junkrat and Slamchimp
I can deal with this.
>>342527658
According to this I'm either Pisces or Virgo. I'm Capricorn, I have not touch either of those twoexcept Roadhog porn.
gemini but FUCK exploring every nook and cranny. shit takes too long. i do talk a lot and always have tabs about a game open to talk about it.
always am changing builds because i dont like one and get bored with it
fuck a vita, and i snapped my 3ds
>Scorpio
>It's all true
>all of it
>capricorn
I don't mind emotes.
>>342522298
Scorpio.
Incredibly accurate.
>>342525997
Anything other than this chart though
>GOD TIER
Leo
>Bro Tier
Taurus
Capricorn
>Shit tier
The rest
>>342522298
>tfw Aries
>tfw nothing like Aries
>>342527658
>Virgo
>two of the characters I use the least by far
nah sonJunkrat/Dva/Lucio for life
I'm not a girl
>>342522298
>Gemini
>Yes
>Internally
>No, three tabs maximum
>Mostly yes
>>342522298
I'm a Taurus, but I play like an AriesGG 2EZ, git gud, scrub
>>342527697
we can keep each other company anon
>>342527774
I disagree with this. I main healer for the hell of it but I'm never over the top about it. I'll move to reach a teammate, and I always go all out on the healing to the tanks pace is the limit. Maybe Im just not jaded enough
>>342522298
Virgo. I'm silent, but I'm more inclined to give out a hint or suggestion rather than complain about something.
>>342527697
Only if you drop the Aries perk.
>>342527658
Half right.
I'm gemini and it's pretty damn accurate except I don't play with tons of tabs open.
>>342527658
>Cancer
>Mercy and Mei
>>342526661
>Leo
>Always pick Berserkers/Barbarians
I'll take it
>>342527137
I don't take offence on anything, too self-absorbed.
Sagittarius, which is nothing like me.
I think my rising sign is cancer, which is a bit closer.
>>342522298
>tfw sign is Cancer
>Offers help all the time
Correct but only to those I am close to. Not randos
>Takes everything personal
Yes and No. Not so much from other people but I am hard on myself if I feel like I am doing a shit job.
>Guild's slave and bully toy
I've never been in this position before, I've always played with friends and people that seem like genuine good people.
>"buying gf"
I remember doing this once, a long fucking time ago. Those were dark fucking times, glad I am no longer that pathetic.
Posting official Sign shipping if anyone interested
>Aries x Libra
>Taurus x Scorpio
>Gemini x Sagittarius
>Cancer x Capricorn
>Leo x Aquarius
>Virgo x Piscesnot 100% accurate but these couple easly fall in love with each other
>>342522298
>Cancer
tfw tru
>>342522298
>mfw the guy who made this list got cucked by an aquarius
I would be mad too.
>>342522298
>Gemini
Not true about talking non stop, true about everything else though.
>>342525934
>air
>Aquarius
????
>>342527658
Leo being top tier once again
>>342522298
Pisces
I don't roleplay
I read tutorials and do everything right
I don't spam emoticons
I like being a lorefaggot get off my back
>>342528181
What the fuck, I'm aqua and she's leo. Going on 9 years together.
>>342528181
but going off the OP image Pisces is pure cancer
isn't everyone on /v/ Virgo? I am literally a virgo, but that just seems like the hivemind here. Nit picky OCD assholes.
>>342522298
I'm an aquarius, but I match up more with pisces
Cancer is best Zodiac
>>342528181
>le opposite sign shipping
This meme needs to die.
>>342522298
>Leo
>get to be a huge bro
>get to have big-ish tits
>get to be a qt
nice.
>>342526806Extremely true. Please love me.
>>342522298
I'm Leo but other than Style>Stats this is wrong
>>342528000
Mix n match
>>342522298
>scorpio
>stalking
But that's wrong. Scorpio's literally don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.
>>342528181
>waifu is Pisces
At least she's a lorefag, can discuss about something.
>>342528181
>sagittarius
>been dating a gemini for six years, our anniversary was yesterday
What the fuck kind of black magic is this?
>>342522298
>Aquarius
Only 2/4 of those are correct, I play recklessly and will always switch instantly when someone else locks in a character I'm playing, which is all the time.
People who mix armour sets are worse than SJW cancer.
>Pisces
>none of these are even remotely correct
I'm more like a Taurus than anything else.
>>342527248
>>342526709 here, glad to see I'm not alone.Are you also an actual guild leader though?
>>342522298
>Aries
>1st one
True, fuck slow people
>2nd one
False
>3rd one
False, unless the character is my comfort zone. Fuck your regardless.
>4th one
I hate pvp unless theres actual skill to it, aka not MMOs. No number crunching and hitting hotbars are not skill.
>>342528409Leo here too goddammit its rough. My whole family relies on me to be the "coolhead" tough guy for all of their emotional shit. Not realizing I barely manage my own.
>>342522298
Libra
Everything is true but hitting on girls on MMOs
>>342528356
Everybody here is cancer.
>>342527697
>Won't wait for you to play, gets ahead in levels
Make an alt you fuck.
I'm Leo but should be Virgo.
I'm an Aquarius, but I don't play MMOs.
>>342522298
who /pisces/ here? o(≧∇≦o)just fucking kill me
>>342528181
>Leo x Aquarius
I do always find myself with the spiritualist hippie SJW types even though I despise their doctrine.
>>342522298
>taurus
Actually not that far off
>>342522298
Gemini Idort here.
>>342528181
I always do find myself with pitiful creatures in MMOs. I've made it a habit to make decent raiders out of crappy people.
>>342523595
Fucking this.
>>342525220
>i'm not self important enough to be a leo
yeah and posting that just to say you are a leo; hate to break it too you but you may be a bit self important.
dont feel bad though im a leo too
>>342527658
Well, it's not wrong.
>>342522298
Cancer
>only if Im way ahead
>yes
>no
>no
Additionally
>gets ahead in levels
>instant get salty, keep yelling and arguing with everyone
>hours deciding names, jobs, usually look up some detailed information about each class, but I dont care about endgame/usefulness to party; I just want to make sure what Im siging up for
>moving the camera to see under the skirt
>skip event: yes [x]
>unironically likes edgy
>goes suicidal on bosses, the absolute madmanand dies seconds later
>never spend a cent on f2p
>>342522298
well that was completely wrong
>>342522298
>aries
guilty as charged and not ashamed of it one fucking bit.
>no zodiac animal list
Horsebro here.
>>342526806
Libra here, absolutely not
>>342522298
>Gemini
>OCD fag
>50+ tabs on my internet browser
>Very analytical in everything I do but I don't talk that much
But I like to stay on a character and force a build even when it is not adapted. I switch games often though.
>>342528378
Nah best Zodiac is Virgo.
>>342529381*Brohoof*
>>342522298
>Aries.
>True, it is a fucking game you gotta play it not seat there and see what happens.
>True, i do like to argue with people specially if I'm correct.
>False, the fact that I learn how to use the character, weapon or class at its best is called skill.
>True, rekt some scrubs is my favorite thing to do in vidya.
>>342529381
>tfw metal goat
>>342529102
the fuck does this mean
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17
>>342528181
Virgo here
I love airhead girls, how the fuck is that thing so accurate
>>342528181
>Scorpio
oh no
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
>True, as long as it's fun I'm happy to go for it
>True, from card games to fps to mmos>True, even when I try to catch myself and stop>True. I don't have time for plot. At least in MMOs.
>>342522298
>want every collectable
That's not really what I do as a taurus though, then again I'm not a big titted battleship commander either so there's that.
>>342529717
that's only for people born after the Ophiuchus shit
<< It's time. >>
Leo here.
I'm that guy who never uses voice chat, uses proper punctuation in chat, and frequently goes solo.
>>342522298
Aquarius, TTTF
Capricorn or Taurus fit just as well or better
>aquarius
I'm not enough of a faggot to be a SJW, but other than that, mostly true
>>342529717
>Adding Orphiuchus just to make me Cancer
REEEEE
I'm Aries. I do get ahead of levels if it does happens, I am not going to wait for someone to come on later if I have the time to play a game then I will play it. Sometimes I do get salty but it isn't all the time and often times it isn't being salty with people.
I rarely if ever argue with people on a video game.
I just play a character I like, in one MMORPG it was a lower tier character with low survivability so not always gravitating towards a broken character.
I don't like PvP, I like playing co-op with people. I derive a ton of enjoyment from that. Being the one bringing the team together after most get wiped out by an ant swarm in EDF and then putting in the last rocket into the walking fortress to saving item pick-ups if my teammate needs additional ammo or health pick-ups, or offering items to the guild that I have that I cannot directly use but only sell to help better the guild as a whole.
>>342522298
>mfw I'm Aries
>mfw I hate PvP
This shit is wrong. You're wrong.
>>342529918
I almost feel bad that she died. Her theme was also pretty good.
>>342529997
No, fuck offI'm not a horsefucker, kikimoras are way cuter anyways.
>>342522298
tfw not cute
>>342522298
>tfw Cancer
N-no bully
>>342522298
I'm an Aquarius and the only one of those traits that sounds like me are the mixed armor sets one. If anything, the Capricorn sounds the most like me. I usually have tons of cash since I don't buy anything and I hate emoticons.
>>342526661
And while I enjoy a Ranged DPS, i'm most happy as a Healer.
>>342530097
At least she got a doujin.
Any drawfag here?Requesting Libra and Cancer being lewd with Libra being dom
>>342522298
How could they get me so wrong? I'm Leo but I literally never customize my character in games (just hit accept instantly) and I am a min-maxer to the extent I will wear something that makes me look like the biggest retard if it gives me an extremely minuscule stat boost. I'm a person who plays to win, and I don't give a shit who gets boss last hit unless it actually matters/gives you a benefit in the game for some reason.
>>342530116
What the fuck is this shit? Completely inaccurate.
>>342530228
Oh baby, I need to check that out later.
>>342526806
jesus. as crappy as op's one. who are the morons who makes them?
>>342522298
Cancer, but according to chart I'm Capricorn.
>>342528546
ey bby u wan sum fug?
Anyone have the image with all the Final Fantasy XII summons?
>>342530323
http://exhentai.org/g/854868/02aaba1a42/
>>342530116
you are pisces aren't you?
>>342530116
>>342530245 here. 100% wrong again. I might pick characters which are hard to learn but if some character is clearly overpowered, I will always pick that one, and I always play to any advantage I have and maximize it.
>>342526806
Leo. Yeah. Yeah, that nailed it.
>>342530116
>>342522298
>>342526661
>saggitarius-fag
How the fuck do you get these so fucking right
>>342530145
Thought that was Sylvie from TeachingFeeling for a second
>>342530517
Much appreciated anon.
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
I don't meme, but the rest is spot on.
>>342530116
Completely wrong>tfw Capricorn
>tfw suck horribly at any and every fightan game
>>342530116
>plays footsies and spacing exclusively
You got that part right. Going to play my new main Urien like that.
>>342526806
Scorpio.
Accurate.
>>342530668
You are the meme.
>>342530640
Anytime.
>>342522298
>Capricorn
>Unironically likes Edgy
Can confirm. Capricorn is who you want for a teammate when you want to beat Ares at PvP.
Would take Leo and Virgo for party members.
>>342522298
>Cancer
-True
-True
-false
-false
>>342529997
>Siagittarus
>horsefucker
shit
>>342522298
My sign is Taurus but I identify with Gemini more, might be because 16 may is closer to Gemini.
>>342530751
Oh god.
>>342530116
The only thing missing is picking my favorite when the other guy starts getting too cocky.
>>342529997
Virgo only virgin confirmed.
>>342522298
>Cancer
>not even close
>after two years, today is the day I'm actually allowed to post
>>342526806
>Virgo
Well this is pretty much spot fucking on.
>>342529893
yuuka a shit
>>342526661
I call it bullshit, will take ranged DPS over the melee one any day.
>>342522298
>Scorpio
Only 1 and 3, but they kinda go together.
>>342528064
Why does reading her butchered date invitation give me a boner
>>342529698
>>342529698
on OP's picture, the 4 columns are Fire (passion), Earth (stability), Air (communication), and Water (emotion). This is an extremely vague description.
The sun signs also have an ordered aspect to them, Cardinal, Fixed, and Mutable. This represents the aggressive rise, the continuation, and the transformation of each element.
This is not something that's easily to summarize, mainly because no one really knows why people tend to adhere to these patterns.
Cardinal signs tend to be a bit more aggressive in their tendecies. They really showcase the element. Cancer's (water) are motherly, Libras (air) are socializers supreme, Aries (fire) love to get started and butt heads, Capricorns (earth) love to hoard money, knowledge, possessions.
Fixed signs are more relaxed. Taurus (earth) loves comfort. Leo (fire) just expects to be in charge. Scorpio (water) is intensely emotional. And Aquarius (air) sees the world as a big social community.
And finally mutable signs still have the characteristics of their elements, but are able to transition to something else. You might say they perfect and finish the element, preparing it for the next phase. Geminis (air) are insatiable question askers, seeking knowledge but not able to use it. Virgos (earth) are multitaskers, trying to achieve perfection in their work. Sagittarius (fire) use their confidence to start adventures. And Pisces (water) assemble their emotions into a complete spiritual understanding of life.
Libra, the center of the secular zodiac, is often seen as the 'best' sign, the priest sign, and Pisces, the end of the secular zodiac, is seen as the 'complete man,' preparing the way for Aries' new beginning.
Aries is all wrong except broken charatchers.
>>342530116
>none of them is a waifufag
Shit list the only criteria I need.
>>342522298
>Libra
Fucking nope. Saltiest salt that ever did salt.
>>342526806
The Gemini is completely off.
>>342531170
>Capricorns (earth) love to hoard money, knowledge, possessions.
Oh come on, who doesn't love to do that?
>>342522298
Gemini and 2/4
>>342528064
2cute
Libra
4/4
Gemini is pretty accurate for me.
>>342522298
>Taurus
This is wrong. There is nothing true about this. Nothing at all.fug
>>342528064
Jesus christ thats how I talk to girls.
Fuck I need to get my shit straight.
>>342522298
>Aries
Only the PvP part is somewhat true.
>>342528064
But the reality is cuter than what she imagined.
>>342522298
Aries, but I am the complete opposite of that.
>>342522298
Fuck I thought horoscopes were bullshit but Virgo matches me perfectly.
>>342522298
Leo but closer to Scorpio.
>>342531170
>Sagittarius (fire) use their confidence to start adventures
>confidence
Shows what you know.
>there are people that unironically believe on zodiacstill saved the pic because it's cute :3
Post more.
>>342531392
We are truly choosen by god to rule my brethen
>>342530116
>sagittarius
>doesn't care who wins
true
>chooses any character to fight as
true
>yell s explicatives during the fight
true, but not in the chat or over the mic. hate people who do that. Its rude.
>Always says gg even though it was awful
true especially when I get completely destroyed
>those wires laying all over the table
oh shit.
>cutest girl
nice
>>342531463
Would probably be easier to turn into a girl yourself.
>>342528064
>I hate to ask you this
Gemini
And accurate as fuck, every mmo i've played i've always had one alt character for each class
>>342531170
>>342531392
I was under the impression that the defining characteristic of Capricorns was desire for control over all situations and personal aspects.
>>342522298
>Libra
Incredibly accurate but I don't hit on girls in guilds
>>342522298
def gemini
>>342524136
Yeah, it isn't really.
>>342522298
Why is this so accurate
>>342522298
>>342526661
Non edgy capricorn pretty spot on for me
>>342527658
But i main dva and reinhart which fits better the tank role
Holy shit im virgo and that describes me perfectly
>>342522298
>complete opposite of the reality
astrology does it again
Which sign would you play with /v/?
>>342526661
>Leofag
>mfw stylin' on errybody
Can't handle this
>>342522298
i'm more like gemini/virgo
but i'm libra
im not a normie
no
no
NOOOOO
>>342522298
>Calling me the SJW of the guild
If anything I'm the complete opposite end of the loudness scale, I rarely use chat if I don't need to
The rest of the points are good though, I use weird mixes of items until I have the complete high-end set I'm aiming for.
Plus I act like a mad person and am good at timing attacks/skills.
>>342522298
Taurus but I'm too fucking lazy to go for all the collectable shit.
>>342531740
so yeah I whipped that up in a hurry, the point is that Capricorn maintains the stability and physical practicality of the Earth element
which could be easily characterized by 'wanting to control situations' or to maintain the benefits that their current status already provides them with
>>342532137
calm down anon
you're just a slut
>>342522298
I'm a Cancer, but I think I share slightly more in common with Pisces or Leo.
I like bullying others WAYYY too much to fit this thing's idea of Cancer.
>sagittarius
couldn't be more wrong
>>342522298
Taurus is to accurate, sorry team.
>capricorn
holy shit its perfect down to the sale waiting and laptop gaming
>>342530116
>Stops playing for a year because boredomThis is a horrible habit I have with every game I own, leading to me wiping saves often when I come back to the games.I have never finished a pokemon game.
>>342522298
Aquarius
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>No
>>342532224
You are a horrible person and nobody likes you.
This pic is a nice check to see how many anons are online on /v/
>>342532032
I have yet to find a Cancer to play with
The search continues
>>342522298
i'm a cancer but i play like a gemini
>>342532032
I'd love to play with my gf if I had one.
>>342532472
You aren't trying to get bullied, are you anon?
>>342529151
Where do you see this?
>>342532487
253?
Virgo
>Yes
>Yes
>No
>Yes
Well shit pretty accurate tbqh
>>342532032
Libra probably
>>342522298
>virgo
Pretty accurate.
I don't talk much, but when I do it's not only for complaining.
>>342530531
taurus
never use meter ever, unless I have to, that means you aren't expecting it!
>>342522298
Scorpio but I don't do any stalking.
>>342532828
Would you like to play a gameof pretend?
>>342526661
Aquariusfag here. I don't know how people can stand playing pure healers.
>>342525534
A day closer to your demise!
>>342522298
I act like a Virgo, I was born a Libra, but I'm literally Cancer.
i'm curious who actually made this, because whoever it is knows quite a bit about the zodiac, even understanding that you typically start with Aries, and work your way towards Pisces, charting your progression as an individual
Aries: crying baby
Taurus: suckling child
Gemini: inquisitive child
Cancer: learning from mother's love
Leo: learning from father's confidence
Virgo: working on many things
Libra: forming a strong friendship
Scorpio: protecting your strongest emotions
Sagittarius: being reckless
Capricorn: finally getting serious
Aquarius: integrating into the community
Pisces: understanding others
>>342522298
Capricorn seeking Scorpio
Jan 13 reporting in
>he doesnt like edge in his vidya
>>342533358
>t. Pisces
>>342522298
Gemini, but that doesn't make any sense. Shit chart, desu.
>>342533358
nice try Pisces
>>342522298
>Aries
>feel like the only person in the world who DOESN'T get mad at videogames
???
>>342533796
>>342533452
Scorpio will bring you nothing but trouble
t. Taurus
>>342533358
>Pisces calling any other sign "crying baby"
>tfw sagittarius
>All I want to do is have fun and make my numbers bigger
>Aries being a shit in the guild chat bothering people to PvP with him when he's a terrible loser
>Virgos constantly giving me shit over my fun gimmick builds instead of the latest data-mined Wiki builds
>Spend an afternoon grinding shit out with Taurus bros
>Getting into arguments with Capricorn Giga-Jews over giving Cancer fuckbois my junk rares instead of putting it on the market place/auction house
It's a living.
>>342526806
Yes.
I'm Virgo and I impress most people when I talk about my plans and stuff.
Truth is, I'm lost and lack will to do anything if no one is backing me.
>>342533083
Y-you too
aries
Cancer at heart
>>342533616
>>342533793
>>342534017
amigos, what about this post suggests that I would be a goofy Pisces
I'm an awesome Libra
and its just another meaning behind the zodiac, calm down Aries. You get to be #1
>Capricorn
What's even the difference between farming and grinding?
>>342534028
OP's pic should be a slice of life comic with these girls
>>342522298
I'm Taurus and that's actually pretty accurateexcept for the last one
Virgo and and most of Capricorn are accurate for me as well
>>342526806
>they hate loosing people that mean something to them
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
>>342522298
>cancer
none of this is true, im more of an aries/gemini thing
also any of you that fits cancer, virgo or pisces needs to be removed
>virgo
I'ma cute girlat heart.
>>342534196
Farming is for equipment
Grinding is for EXP/progress on achievements or quests.
>>342534195
Libras have friends so they don't come to /v/, nice try Pisces.I am Taurus and I am not a fucking baby you shit
>>342526806
>Aquarius
>It's the only one that even comes close
What the fuck
>>342522298
They all seem like faggots
>>342534196
Outcome.
One is a repetitive action for the sake of obtaining resources and the other is a repetitive action for the sake of rising in level.
>virgo
>hime cut
YESSSS
Libra fuck yea being friend slut. beer is accurate too. phone going off less so, but after a huge sesh those messages do go up.
>>342534195
Jokes on you fag, I'm an aquarius
>>342522298
Capricorn, and its accurate except for :^)
>>342522298
>Sag
>everything's right except for memeing everything
>>342522298
Taurus
>nope
>yes, I'm a complete hoarder who never uses any items
>I want all outifts, dress up is fun desu
>completely not true, always listening to tips and doing what others ask of me
>>342534632
>he says as he memetexts
what is the sluttiest sign
>>342522298
>scorpio
pretty spot on, except I never stalked anyonein games
>>342527658
>Taurus
>spot on
>>342528181
Virgo, no way I'd like a Pisces.
It would get on my nerves 24/7 because the little shit can't do anything right even if you hold its hand.
Scorpio master race reporting in.
Fuck you I'll stalk you if you like.
>Scorpio
I thought I was a Libra. This shit's never constant
>>342534785
scorpio
What the fuck is my sign? Birthday is Oct 23, but everywhere I look it always seems like there's a different threshold for my sign. Some say it's Libra, some say it's Scorpio. I guess I'm a mix between them then.
>>342534907
DEATH TO SCORPIO
>Tolerating Aries fags in the slightest
>"Hey guys help me level up my new character; I made a <class that just came out and is obviously unpatched>."
Hope you like what the beginning of the game looks like if you put up with those fucks
>>342522298
Aries is 100% my girlfriend.
(I'm a Cancer, obviously)
>Libra
It is almost full right. I never get angry even when I am losing my 10th game in a row, I'm spending hours with character creation, name and how everything is looking and yes, I hit to girls in the guild. But I never invite to the party in games.
>>342526806
Capricorn and have been alone for most of my life, eat shit chart you dont know me
>>342534947
You're a Scorpio. The faggots that try to say that October 23rd is included in Libra are fucking retarded.
>>342522298
Capricorn. Pretty fitting
Would fug a Virgo
You know, I really don't want to be the sjw of the group
>>342534947
the precession of the equinoxes moves the signs/dates slowly backwards, I forget exactly how it works
sun signs that are on the border tend to inherent characteristics from both signs
there's more to your identity than your sun sign, obviously
>>342535015
Don't worry, we're prone to self-sabotage and I'm already succeeding in that!
>>342522298
Gemini is pretty accurate except for the can't stop talking
>>342528181
>aquarius
>relationships
l-lel
>>342522298
>tfw Aries
>tfw it's true
>>342534889
You're just tsundere
>>342534947
Scorpio, do not believe libra lies
>>342534785
Libra, no contest
also, for the most pure would be Virgo
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
>memes everywhere
Fuck you.
>>342522298
>Aries
Only the first part is right
>>342535172
you can be the guy who understands why people think that way, and have a more centered perspective
libra will probably be better at it than you, though
those Libra fuckers can't choose sides, pity them
>>342522298
Holy shit, Taurus is literally me right down to the looks.I have the same glasses and love them
>>342535372
>virgo
>pureWe just act pure anon
>>342522298
>tfw aries
>fucking hate PvP and avoid it like the plague
>>342535445
LONDON
L
O
N
D
O
N
>>342522298
>tfw Sagittarius
>tfw putting up with Aries and Virgo fags
Why do you even play video games if all you do is bitch? I don't understand.
>>342524260
Pisces is the final sign in the zodiac.
>>342535194
I thought self depreciation was more of a Taurus thing, Scorpio's usually just pick on others.I guess Bulls are kind of cool
Leo is the only sign that's worth shit
Fuck all the other plebs
August 13 master race
>>342535445
pls be in london
Virgo has a hime cut!
Taurus and it's literally me except for the teamwork part. I'm a huge teamplayer. MMO progression raiding does it to you
>Cancer
>Will forever be represented as a huge pussy in these things
FUCKING FUCK I WAS ONLY 2 DAYS AWAY FROM LEO REEEEEEEEEEEEE
OPHIUCHUS FUCKING WHEN?
>>342535605
To remind you all the goddamn time to get the objective not the kills
And get behind the tank, not in front.
>taurus
Not even close only thing is the outfits, I love me some barbie dress up with my female characters but that's about it, I'm more of a combination of at least one thing from all of them
>>342522298
Tauros fits me, I just like to do some mindless fun things like the same quests or going for cosmetics all while talking with something on skype.
>>342522298
>Capricorn
>laptop
>credit cards nearby
>counting down to sales
>hates emoticons
accurate
>>342525997
This.
Whats wrong with Gemini's? Are we that bad?
>>342522298
Taurus looking for qt leopls be in vegas
Aries
doesn't fit at all desu
>>342522298
I am a Libra and it's pretty accurate except that I don't hit on every guy(girl in the guild.I ERP on websites instead
>>342535805
Shut up, bully toy.
>>342535805
>cancer is cancer
who would have guessed?
>>342536017
This is the best way to go, being able to slut it up all you want without it following you in every day life.
>>342535619
It's called the Phoenix Complex. They self-sabotage and destroy themselves since they want to be reborn and grow, to rise from the ashes like a Phoenix. Every time they enter that cycle, and if they make it out, they grow stronger. Scorpios are boss at regenerating and growing, but they need to hurt themselves sometimes to obtain that.
My ex-girlfriend was a Taurus. That was probably the self-sabotage I was looking for. Not a good match.
Astrology is bullshit but fun to read since it can give you "answers" when you're looking for some.
>>342522298
>Saggittarious
hey fuck you, I prefer single player games.
>>342535807
>implying my balls are glued to the objectivewhen I'm not fucking around with some goofy class/build
Fair enough
>>342535790
Indeed
>>342536170
did she have massive tits
literally every girl I've met that was a Taurus had big tits
>>342535805
Blame your parents for fucking so soon
>>342536091
no I refuse
being a shitter scrub lets me have an excuse to stay shitty and play PvE characters like pic
The lack of Pisces in here is disturbing, unless they are in here already doing a game of pretend?
>>342522298
April 5th - Aries.
Gotta get every advantage
Hate losing
Gotta get every advantage
Whats the point of playing a game if you can't fucking destroy another human bean?
4/4 truth.
Getting less salty with age though.
Still only care about winning , fun comes second.
>>342536114
sup nigga
got sauce for that image?
>2016
>Not executing Pisces on sight
Glory to Scorpio master race
Virgo. Pretty accurate
REMOVEPISCES
>>342536302
No. She was half White/Filipino. B cups but hot as hell body.
Who is best girl?
>>342536114
I do like to keep real life and online life separate, especially when it comes to the erotica. ERP is great for doing things that is impossible or extremely difficult to do in real life or just to get a good story and release going without having to worry about any of the baggage and risks with a real one night stand or fling.
>>342536363
Patchy pls go.
>>342536435
http://exhentai.org/g/732163/6e0e9a56e4/
>inb4 he doesn't have access to the panda image of mystery
>>342536363
That exactly the reason i kick people out of my rooms.
>>342522298
Capricornus here, actually pretty accurate. Although I have no problem with either grinding or farming really.
>be Scorpio
>act more like Capricorn
Damn, man.
>>342536587
>flipino
I see why she broke up with you :^)
>>342536650
bless your heart anon
>>342536394
They're all in tumblr
Sadly /v/ is full of cancers
>>342527658
Seems accurate. I'm Taurus and my most played character is Reinhardt.
>>342536604
who the fuck is patchy
>>342536591
Pisces is the most waifu
>>342536731
What did he mean by this
>>342522298
am Leo, play like a Scorpio, would gf a Cancer
>>342536809
yepppp my mistake friend
>>342522298
Make yourself by copy paste like you're some kind of frankensteins monster
>>342529997
>Sagittarius
I watched Monster Musume so I'm ok with this
>>342523595
This.
>>342537072
good idea
I would do it but we already hit autosage
>>342537048
do not worry my little scorpio, just keep drinking.
>>342529997
>all those tits on Leo
No
>>342537072
W-would you play videogames with me /v/
>>342536546
Pisces did nothing wrong.
>>342522298
aries
>won't wait for you
I'll play the game while you're away and grind things like money/rares so the next time we play I'll be able to shower you with them, but won't out level you.
>salty and argumentative
Only if it's well deserved, otherwise I try to make vidya a good time.
>wants to play the broken character
Nah. I usually just pick whatever character I like best based on their play-style/personality. Mostly I just pick girls cause I am a girl and I like to be as lewd as I possibly can be in game.
>pvp lover
Nope. pvm on the other hand...
>>342537540
pisces is trash
leave now, this is a taurus, scorpio, leo, and virgo board
>>342537701
Y-You forgot cancer anon ;_;
>>342522298
>Leo
the only thing that applies is Style > Stats.
>>342537937
you belong in /soc/
I am sorry but I don't make the rules
>>342538021
>implying I'm not greedy as fuck as well
>>342537701
>Firecuck
Somebody get this hothead outta here
>>342522298
>Capricorn.
>9m gp saved.
Kinda right. So Capricorns are the jews in online games?
>>342538159
I am earth you little shit