Can this actually happen /v/?
My chair is starting to creak and show its wear and I'm getting really paranoid.
>>342511962
Holy shit source?
And yes, it can happen. I use a more stable chair for gaming, do that instead.
Can't trust a chair held up by one metal pole.
Yes holy fuck. Replace your chair NOW.
>>342511962
Yes, if you have a cheap chink chair.
>>342511962
I dont get it
also I either sit on stools or chairs I stole from midde school
>>342511962
My old chair suddenly cracked while I was having a fap once, almost ripped my poor penis off.
I'm not even fat or anything, but I guess the plastic gets worn or something.
>>342512682
The idea is that the metal pole inside your chair will shoot up and impale yo by some faulty mechanic involving air pressure.
>>342511962
Welp, I'm pretty safe.
>>342511962
Ah yes the old exploding chair story, a chinaman dies when his office chair exploded and pierces his anus with shrapnel.
anyway just tighten up the screws on your chair to stop creaking. You were probably pushing the limits of reclining.
>>342511962
no, it would literally cost more to construct a chair that could do that which would defeat the purpose of cheap chairs
>>342511962
It can happen, but only if you have a computer chair with a gas cylinder that can cause a pressurized explosion, it's exceedingly rare.
OP watch 1000 ways do die to see all the seemingly harmless things you are surround by that have a 1 in 10 million chance to brutally kill you.
>>342511962
It can happen. But only on chairs with manufacturing errors. A correctly crafted chair won't just explode with wear and tear.
>>342512682
>or chairs I stole from midde school
Did you just walk out of class with the fucking chairs or something?
>>342511962
Furniture has weight limits.
>>342514126
It's not the weight limit really. It's the mechanism that raisers and lowers the chair. You know how you can press a level and the chair will just rise automatically or slowly lower while you are sitting on it? The chair isn't powered, it uses air pressure to move. In this case that piece exploded due to high pressure. Uh It's only happened like 3 times ever.
>tfw I use a recliner at my computer desk
>>342511962
Chairs like that usually have a large metal plate between your ass and the piston.
>>342512989
Is that a fleshlight?
>>342514454
>In this case that piece exploded due to high pressure. Uh It's only happened like 3 times ever.
The hydraulic cylinder cannot explode and it has not ever happened.
there is a gunpowder burn on the floor in the OP image. If the photograph is real, it is of a crime scene where someone rigged a gunpowder charge to injure someone like this.
>>342512989
You are... until the back of your computer screen explodes sending glass shard into your face at 100s of mph.
Nigger you do know the pole can break off and break through the seat to pierce you in the ass while you are sitting right?
>>342514920
This. It's only if you have a cheap chinese chair would something OP occur
>>342514763
reclinerbro here, feels good
>>342514763
>>342515117
>using glass in any way shape or form
>lcd monitor
choose one
>>342511962
fuck
I'm gonna go get one of those good old fashioned wooden chairs from the kitchen
I've always been afraid of shit like >>342515278 happening but I've always just ignored the thought. But chairs exploding is too much for me desu
>>342511962
Yes. The gook that sat there actually died.
>>342511962
Good thing I do all my PC business from the sofa
>>342511962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w69CT8uzks0
>>342511962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ukh4rvtLOo
>description of video:
>65 years old man was injured by the office chair explosion in China.
>Parts of the chair were being shot into his stomach through his anus.
>through his ANUS
You are way more likely to get into a car accident or get struck by lightning though.Dare you risk getting into a car anymore?
>>342516003
>quality chinese craftsmanship
>>342515629
Anyone have story on OPs pic?
It's been posted so many damn times
>>342514957
Not unless it's a different model from the one I've got. Might be something similar though.
>>342514957
that's a flashlight
>>342516485
I think about this every time I get into a car. I try to tell myself that I'm not letting it affect my life but I'm not so sure anymore.
>>342511962
You won't get pierced though. Your weight would cause the chair to fall backwards, unless you don't sit like a normal person
Office chairs sold in the US require steel plating underneath the seat. That chinkchair had nothing to protect his ass from exploding
>>342517530
I don't think you understand what happened. She didn't fall down onto the spike, the gas cylinder, which is under pressure failed and launched metal upwards into her.
Also it was some 10~15 year old girl in China from this picture if I remember right
in the event this does happen, any proper chair will have a solid steel plate to prevent it from rocketing into your ass
>>342511962
I think you'd be hearing about it more often than one time on some chink news source if it actually happened. Maybe, possibly, that might have been some kind of impossible odds thing that happened to one person using some cheap chinese chair, but you'd hear about it if it happened in America. There are tons of fat fucks with old chairs and they're all fine
>>342516485
What's happening in this gif? Bulletproof armor?
>>342518582
They're probably shooting him with paintballs or beanbags and he doesn't give a fuck. Pretty crazy pain tolerance, probably drunk or something
