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To tie the knot on Sonic's rocky history why don't we get a sonichu thread rolling for all the newfags who have yet to experience chris chan's masterpiece.
>>342487365
people at SEGA have to know about CWC by now
>>342487643
They do and they sometimes namedrop Sonichu.
Now I unfortunately don't own chris's first three issues but if someone does, could you post em on this thread, we had a Tails got Trolled thread running a few weeks back and it was comfy as hell
>>342487901
When?
>>342487994
Tails Gets Trolled has a perfect pace for newbies to get sucked in tbqh, Sonichu doesn't really compare.Plus TGT is legitimately good.
>>342488087
https://youtu.be/Cnoq4-Mhpgc?t=226
For example.
>>342488206
I guess, I just thought it would be nice to just sit back and laugh with fellow anons
>>342488087
Literally just recently
Sonichu is a masterpiece
>>342488723
Pic related
Sega will call back all Sonic Boom merchandise! even the stuff already sold!
Sonic arms are not blue!!!!!
>he has a character that scans cwcville for homosexuals and kills them
>>342488297
3:53 since this faggot for some reason wants you to watch the whole video.
>>342489386
There's a time code right there you moron.
>>342488297
Has someone showed this to Chris Chan yet?
>>342487365
Why are you doing this?
Will SEGA agree to his proposition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY
>But During The Stone Age
Perhaps Chris' best work, but this is open for debate. The colors, composition, cryptic language, and that (unintentionally) abstracted Raichu (actually one of the many villains of Chris' series) in the sky all seem to fit perfectly in this well-constructed gem that stand alone outside whatever storyline it is part of.
>My Mind Is A Blank
Perhaps Chris' first (and only, to this date) intentional delving into abstraction and (juvenile) mathematical inspiration.
>My Wooden Badge Was Delicious
Of course, this issue cover's composition is cliched at best, but the titular line, cryptic as "...stone age" seems to break the trope, and offers (some) room for speculation and thought.
>Glade Plug-ins
Chris' frequent product placement is nothing new, and it is up for debate as to whether this constitutes a "pop art" aesthetic (I am leading toward the affirmative on this). Perhaps the most poignant theme of this work is its glimpse into Chris' perception of luxury and romance - should his Love Quest be completed, is this what we should expect?
>>342490029
>Merried Seinor Comic
As another example of Chris' tenuous, yet almost Humpty-Dumpty-esqe grasp on language, the name alone in this work is enough to spark contemplation. Other, lesser literary gems lie within the walls of text (something that is commonplace in Chris' works). This work, however, does not possess the same visual poignancy as his other works.
>All That Is Down Is Only The Floor
Tropes aside, this work features two interesting elements. The first panel seems to suggest a play on the relative size of objects. Yes, it begs the question - does this represent (almost Duchampian) phallic imagery? Certainly not! In the words of CWC himself, "I Am Straight; Vaginas and Boobies Give Me MY ERECTIONS; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER."
Equally interesting is the last panel, which features a smug Chris and a corrupted joke - yet another example of Chris' relationship with the English language.
>>342490119
>SheCameForCWC.jpg
Taken out of context, this work appears only to be yet another of Chris' pornographic works, all of which seem to possess a distorted depiction of female anatomy. Yet, no art exists in a vacuum - and this work's significance is magnified by its context. Chris created this work to assert his masculinity and heterosexuality, and later revealed its subject matter in order to dispel allegations of its supposedly incestuous depictions. This work likely represents the pinnacle of Chris' "response art" (i.e. art created in response to his, at the time, growing criticism). It begs the question, though, of whether the "buzz" (by both the creator and the critics) surrounding a work of art is part of the art itself.
I think yes.
>Steel-Plated Heart
This work is perhaps one of the only examples of Chris striving for anatomical correctness. This, combined with the blatant (art does not always require subtlety) symbolism and the hand-written stream-of-conscious text make this work worthy of discussion. Like "My Mind Is A Blank," we get a glimpse into Chris' emotional state, as he tries to represent them within a stand-alone work.
>>342489870
>his
>>342489309
Magi chan has to be gay. All that gay sex he witnesses. I'm sure he doesn't report a few of the homosexuals so he can get off to it.
>>342490029
I'm convinced that "but during the stone age" is in fact art, and should hang in a museum someday (though the original was probably destroyed in his house fire).
>>342488297
they look really chill. I mean this seems kinda low budget but Id imagine SEGA being a pretty dudebro place to work
>>342490029
can't forget the giant drinking straw
>>342490352
It's really a prime example of unintentional art. I can't remember his name but I remember this one painter who's work was lauded by the art world as revolutionary and then it was revealed he wasn't an artist and decided to make what he viewed as the ugliest art possible.
>>342490637
It's there:
>>342490119
>It survived the fire
>>342490298
he made it out with Silvana, he is canon gay
>combine Sonic and Pikachu
>don't even focus on that fuse
Good job, Chris
>>342490637
Can't forget that. Jokes aside it honestly is the closest symbolism in relation to his inner struggle of sexuality. In all seriousness Chris is probably bi but would vehemently deny it. Pieces of work though like the drinking straw symbolically show this double side to him.
>>342490737
oh yeah
>>342490738
How can he sleep next to that thing every night? It along with the pikachu are some of the most horrifying things I've ever seen.
>>342490848
Explain
>>342490770
Is it weird that I've come up with like gay sonichu porn idea?
I'm thinking of scenes like:
Chris x Jack Thadd
Jack Thadd x Clyde Cash
Sonichu x Rosechu (with pickle)
Wild x Simonchu with Magi Chan JO
Magi Chan x Silvana
>>342487365
not video games
>>342491170
Don't worry, it's ok to be gay.
>>342491170
I've once thought about making legit Sonichu porn of the girls, I guess we're both fucked in the head in a way.But yours is worse because it's gay
>>342491181
Fuck off
Guys, I have a confession: I've been aware of Sonichu for years, but I never bothered to read it, and I know next to nothing about it. Do I keep it that way?
>>342491249
>tfw you'll never be able to get Steve Rambo to play Jack Thaddeus
At least Van Darkholme could play Mao.
>>342488297
>she's even wearing horizontal stripes
>>342491325
Weird part is I don't like gay porn. It's just funny to me since Chris was on the there ALL STRAIGHT! rage for the longest time.
>>342491379
I don't reccomend the actual comics as they are indeed shit, I'd reccomend the audiobooks but they're pretty much extinct (I think there is a re-upload by PatientBC on Youtube, I don't know) but even then they don't exactly cover many of the side-stories and sub-episodes, also the story just sorta stops
>>342489309
we need one of those IRL. All we have now is muslims but they aren't killing fast enough, despite their efforts
Newfigs baka
>>342491767
The audio books are still up on YouTube right now. Yeah reading though is a nightmare.
>>342491335
Would the tomgirl saga be its own game or DLC?
https://youtu.be/L5V4Cbab4Xo
Sweet fucking christ, Chris is literally whoring himself out now for Legos
>>342491335
This reminds me of when he pitched the sonichu game and it's basically just sonic adventure but with a yellow sonic recolor.
>>342491061
It's an eldritch entity that is driving CWC to insanity in order to craft him into a servant for which to bring about some cosmic and antediluvian ritual.
>>342491554
The character's insistance to be straight is funny but it gets boring after a while, I'm just fucking amazed that there is a work of fiction out there where all the male characters openly state that they're straight and that all the females are dumb shopping center addicted bimbos that love to strip, work in the kitchen and have consensual sex in what was supposed to be an action adventure comic
>>342490648
This is why modern "artists" should be loaded into ovens head-first
>>342492242
So Chris is basically living The Call of Cthulhu?And Sonic is actually an eldritch horror like that shitty creepypasta?
>>342492270
Exactly. Don't forget that with everything you've outlined Chris considers Sonichu to TVY7. Before he turned into the lesbian tranny he did the homosexual genocide. Well that and comitting acts of insane retribution.
>>342492134
>>342492134
I wonder how enraged and frustated he'll get whenhe realizes that this whole charade isn't going to get him any pussy
it's either that or a tumblritta will actually bite it, the whole situation where they find someone like Chris fitting for their way of life ironically makes a lot of sense
>>342492134
And barb will remain dying in her room
>>342492612
Remember that this whole tyranny thing started because a gal pal said to him "maybe you should get in touch with your feminine side"
Talk about going overboard.
>>342492638
Barb is Chris' pimp. Someone's gotta handle the cash, otherwise bills won't get paid since Chris has a hardcore Lego addiction.
What EXACTLY did he mean by this?
>>342492134
>that bald spot on the back of his head
Real nice progress with the female transition, Chris.
>>342492134
howd he get boobs?
>>342490770
but she doesn't have a penis anymore
so it's totally not gay
>>342491834
>complains about newfags
>posts the facebook frog
>>342492839
McDonalds.
>>342492839
Same way you did, you fat fuck.
>>342492839
Wouldn't you like to know?
>>342492839
Hes just fat. Also he has liked 10 minute boob growing "frequency" videos on youtube
>>342492768
Considering we know Chris is using tax dollars on Legos and sex toys.
>>342492839
Because he's been on hormone treatment you shitlord.He's been slathering menopause cream onto his belly and he thinks this is why his breasts have gotten bigger. In reality he's just getting fatter.
Don't.
Call.
ANYBODY.
>>342492898
>judging anyone for what they post on /v/eddit
>>342490738
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/IMG_3207
it's a video watch it
Cwcville would legit be a great setting because it's a Orwellian type society whose leader is basically that cornfield kid from the twilight zone.
>all powerful authority figure who does what ever the fuck he wants
>Backed by his super human monsters who also can do whatever the fuck they want
>thought crimes are a thing because one of them can read minds
>has it's own currency despite taking place in the US
>>342492804
Mary Lee Walsh's rent-a-cop army wear graham crackers in place of security badges.
Their leader, the Jerkhief, has a badge made out of wood. This quote was intended to emphasize how much of a badass he is.
>>342493070
I doubt he's even on that treatment. It costs money and considering he blows all of it within days of getting it.
Chris chan documentary if you have an hour to kill
https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s
>>342492134
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81F28kPXuo
>>342493192
Cwcville is essentially North Korea. Hell I will bet if Kim Jong had his own Magi chan he would use him.
as funny as the autistic tranny stuff is, I kinda miss the days where it was his old love quest.Maybe because that one hit closer to home
>>342492768
Her pimping days are numbered https://youtu.be/gMMl48jUgyc
>>342493207
He actually is using the menopause cream. He even made a video showing off how he applies it.
>>342492503
It's more like Chris has the idol of Sarnath and puts it by his bedside, except instead of worshipping a fish God, chris is worshipping the God of autism.
>>342493207
What "treatment"? The menopause cream? You can get that over the counter and it's probably inexpensive. And I know he's on it. I've had the great displeasure of watching him apply it.
I got a fish would ya like to make a wish
I got a fish would ya like to make a wish
I got a fiiiiish, would ya like to make a wish
>>342493408
Menopause cream is not HRT.
>>342493192
I'd love to see a Sonichu videogame in the vein of what you wrote.
>>342493192
>And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING
>>342493192
best part is he still cant get laid
>Chris is legitimately addicted to buying legos
>>342491181
Says who?
>>342493394
She's (more or less) fine. Someone from the Kiwi Farms forum called in a welfare check and they said she's okay. For now, anyway. It was basically a scam by Chris and Barb for more donation money.
>>342493192
Didnt vivian write a short story similar to this? Whithout using his name and characters
>>342493520
No but Chris thinks it is.
>>342492134
I love how half assed he is with being a tranny. He doesn't even shave.
>>342493702
Chris also thought drinking his cum ensured him a good semen count. Chris is an idiot.
>>342493192
This has been done before. I'm repeatedly astounded by how easy it is.
>>342493881
>Make Cwcville great again
>>342493881
>it's been done before
When?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPQlpGFWNgE
>It's been nearly 8 years since shit hit the fan
The march of time is merciless
>>342493674
I would not be surprised if she died before the end of the year.
>>342493781
Half-assed? Quarter-assed at best.
Just shows how little effort Chris actually wants to put into getting laid.
>>342493192
This should be the next Bioshock.
>>342494172
Troll comics, fanfiction, you name it...
The CWCki used to have a portal for this stuff, but that went down some odd years ago.
>>342493781
My favorite part in his videos is when he does a shitty falsetto for about five seconds, and then goes back to his regular manchild voice to beg for more donations.
>>342494180
>Just shows how little effort Chris actually wants to put into getting laid.
And now he has the audacity to demand people PAY to fuck HIM. You can't make this shit up.
>PVCC is in seclusion and quiet
>Spazkid gets excommunicated by the Chris chan community and PVCC
>Chris trying to scam for free money
I miss the good old days.
>>342494470
He also demanded Miyamoto come to his house in Buttfuck, Virginia to meet him.
>>342494531
>Spazkid
who?
>>342494671
Not just that. He challenged Miyamoto and Reggie to come to Ruckersville to sue him. You can't make this shit up.
don't worry senpai i gotchu
>>342494179
And every year he just gets worse and worse.
>>342494531
I dunno, Chris has been more active than he has been in a long time, and while it's not nearly as good as some of the older stuff, we still got Chris becoming a prostitute for Lego money, which is hilarious.
Plus, we're on the cusp of the Life After Barb Saga, which will be a spectacular trainwreck.
>>342494671
And he demanded Sega to give him a corner office while he oversees production on the new Sonichu game, but still work from home because of how incredibly lazy he is. Absolutely brilliant.
Why weren't you Honor Roll like Chris?
I knew a guy who used to write author insert fanfiction like Chrischan. How do these people even come to be?
>>342494827
And he wanted all of his fake girlfriends to fly out to meet him. Even the ones supposedly living on the other side of the world.
Come to think of it, Chris has never even left the US before, has he? And he's only left Virginia once or twice, right?
Pretty sad, really.
this thread isn't video games
>>342495086
A mix of loneliness and delving too deep into their own dream worlds.
>>342493192
fun fact, /tg/ already did this to an extent
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33062572/
>>342494742
>not knowing spazkid
get this hothead outta here
>>342494894
You're doing God's work, anon.
>CWC's funeral will be full of people he never knew, none of his family will attend because Barb will long be dead by then
>The Miscreants show up in person to bring his coffin to the grave
>organized contributions make it one of the most expensive and lavish burials in all of Charlottesville, possibly all of Virgania
>>342494531
We'll always have them in our dreams
>>342493192
>video game where the antagonist isn't actually a villian but just a world leader with autism that really wants a gal pal
You'd think with of the effort put into documenting everything Chris has ever done you'd get a good CWC video game by now. You could probably even convince him it was an official segatendo project
>>342495656
>Chris becomes an actual real life celebrity but only after he dies
It's pure pottery.
>>342495732
>we will never have Bob one last time cut that goddamn internet down
It still hurts
>>342494050
I can just imagine drastic changes based only on chris's whims
>Now that the all powerful mayor is a lesbian trans person all masculinity is banned
>all male cwctisens must cross dress or be imprisoned in the jerk camps
I legitimately want to get a team of writers and artists together and make a remastered version of Sonichu comics. Not parodies of them, the humor will be in that they're well done and based on extreme pieces of crap.
>>342496000
>with an accidental dose of cherry cola
what did he mean by this
>>342496000
Check 'em
>>342496136
>Punchy's chink eyes
>>342496148
>tfw will never get an arc where Alec Benson Leary start a rebellion against Chris bringing revolution.
>>342496000
>it's just Christian backwards
every
single
time
>>342496298
It's Bill's fault.
>>342496576
No lie I would love to smoke hash with Bill on the moon with yawning squirtle.
>>342496684
>Kel trying to hook up her Dragonite with Rosechu
>>342487365
Remember that time CWC used his own gay infested blood to cure gayness AKA the orientation of hell?
>>342497062
>that pointed tail on Rosechu
Haha
>>342496272
Sort of like Christian humbler reloaded?
Once barb dies I can see Chris's life pretty much becoming a shindol story in a year.
>>342497062
https://youtu.be/RMPg4_WeQuc?t=7m44s
For the full effect.
>>342493515
DO YOU KNOW WALTER GRISBY? WHO THREW A FRISBEE?
>>342492548
Why does Chris use TV rating systems to rate a comic?
>>342497192
Why are gays so evil anon? I would never trust them with my loved ones.
>>342488087
For example
>>342491570
holy shit
>>342497253
This was released before the female Raichu tail was a thing believe it or not.
He still didn't bother changing it or explaining it even after the fact, unsurprisingly.
>>342497497
>Why are gays so evil anon?
>>342496272
I recall something like that has happened before but I don't remember the name of it
>>342492735
I like to think that it was a troll and that a bunch of people should gang up on him and beat him up
the Tomboy saga is the absolute fucking worst Chris saga and it STILL HASN'T ENDED, IT ONLY AUGMENTED
>>342497496
Because that's all he does is watch tv so for some reason his rating system reflects that of TVs
>>342497496
Autism
>>342490029
>glade plug-ins
That's how you know you are in poor people territory
The new Chris is called Punished "Venom" Chris right?
>>342497539
Super Sonic The Hegehog representing
>>342495656
STANDING
Daily reminder that CWC is literally the modern Van Gogh and will have his art in the greatest museums in the world by the end of the century.
>>342495086
With Chris it's because of several factors. It's not just pure autism, it's perfectly possible for an autistic child to become a healthy, functioning adult if they get the right help.
Chris's parents did not bother getting him the right help. They were pretty old when they had him so they most likely did not give a shit anymore.
So he's actually getting female hormones? He went to a doctor and that doctor said "yeah well clearly this change is well-thought-out decision that I should support!"?
>>342497773
>"Clyde, I'm already a homo"
>>342497192
If you know anything about how vaccines are made, you'll find this hilarious.
>>342495969
doesn't chris hate donald trump?
>>342498151
I think he mentioned he buys them online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPKfpPw6jMo
>>342493684
She did, I can't remember the plot but I can remember that it's about a girl that moves in and has to deal with a guy called Chris who increasingly gets more and more power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5V4Cbab4Xo
>ywn fuck CWC
>>342498151
No, he's just using some menopause cream that happens to contain estrogen.
>>342498151
He's not.
>>342498151
No, he's not. He's just fat. He's also been stealing his mom's menopause cream and rubbing that on his belly, thinking that'll turn him into a girl. It won't, but it might give him breast cancer or liver and kidney failure, so best to just let him keep doing it.
>>342498151
He is buying some fucking ointment that helps period pains. He thinks thats enough while he rubs that on his gut.
>>342493684
>>342498379
It's called A Girl Who Brought Down the World.
>>342495416
>AAAHHHH I'M SO EXCITED I CAN JUST RAPE SOMETHING
Fuck, time to watch these again
>>342498151
Are you serious? That's money he could be spending on Legos anon.
He goes with the more economical option: menopause cream. Slathered in copious amounts onto his gut. He even made a video instructing you how to apply it and everything. Very helpful, Chris is.
He also watches YouTube videos that hypnotize him into growing a fully functional vagina. It seems legit enough to me.
>>342498327
>>342498407
>>342498413
>>342498450
>>342498480
>>342498669
Well thank you. I've been out of the loop for a while.
>>342495969
>boyfriend-free girl-less
brilliant
>>342497062
>I DREW THIS AND IT LOOKS FUCKING GOOD.
>>342498669
It's not just trying to grow a vagina via YouTube. It's so much worse than that.
He's been freezing his cum in his freezer (because he doesn't realize that actual labs have super cold, precisely temperature controlled storage freezers and thinks his GE from the 70s at home will keep his jizz viable), intending to grow a vagina and womb, then impregnate himself, thus fulfilling his daughter prophecy.
Not a word of that is made up.
>>342497539
Shedew the HogHedge reporting in
>>342497773
if you think about it, chris is now venom chris. The ground zeroes incident left him with a burnt down house (mother base), and now he has to roam this world begging for donations, a demon.
>>342497539
Sonic the Hedgehog
Wow
>>342499182
Real life
not even once
>>342499479
Liquid Chris was best Chris.
>>342499526
2meta4me
>>342499182
I knew about the jizzcicles in his freezer, but I forgot about the self preggo angle.
Chris is a marvelous creature to behold.
>>342499479
And Barb is Kaz, who is forever hurt by the loss of the hoard and wants nothing else but to build it all back.
>>342497539
Ivo the Edgehog, here.
>>342499970
>Zapdos
wow Chris has fucking great taste in Pokemon
>>342499182
as was foretold in sonichu canonand yes, apparently chus and humans can make babies. make of that what you will
>>342499182
Dear god what
>>342489870
This is a Tim and Eric sketch, right?
>>342497539
>Blonic the robotnik
>>342498336
I can't believe those copypasta lyrics actually got turned into a song.
>>342493674
>Someone from the Kiwi Farms forum called in a welfare check and they said she's okay.
[citation needed]
>>342500626
It's true tho
there is evidence to suggest that barb was in on the whole thing
>>342493671
>no updates since november
>>342500907
I am not doubting you, I just a citation. What evidence do you have?
>>342500626
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/yt-6-14-donations-required-serious-please-help.21590/page-13#post-1525966
There you go. There's no reason for them to lie about this anyway. You can call in a welfare check yourself if you want. It's pretty routine stuff for the cops there.
>>342490352
>>342491570
>>342500692
Yes, yes. You don't have to tell me twice
HOWEVER
>>342497539
Super Sonic The Carne Asada ready for duty, sir
>>342495163
wait, what? did that yellow sonic kissed the pikachu?
>>342497539
Sonk the Echidna, so im like an onomatopoeia for getting hit?
>>342496000
>tfw I would name my rival in pokemon my name backwards
I want to self-terminate
>>342501819
You can take solace in the fact that it's still slightly more creative than naming your rival "DICKS", at least.
Cosmo or Chris
Who is the bigger trainwreck?
>>342499182
WTF?!?!
>>342502171
Chris
He easily outclasses Cosmo, Anthony Burch, and Jake Rapp
>>342490029
>>342490119
Nigga stop our failing to future generations is giving people a reason to put his work in a museum.
I hate abstract art.
>>342502171
Chris by a long shot. Cosmo is fucked up to but not on the same level is Chris.
>>342502580
>Nigga stop our failing to future generations is giving people a reason to put his work in a museum.
what did he mean by this?
>>342502919
He's having a stroke.
>>342493463
>I've had the great displeasure of watching him apply it.
Why do you do this to yourself?
>>342493674
>>342500626
To be fair, the CWCKI forums have gotten pretty autistic and obsessive over the years. I wouldn't trust everything they say. I mean, almost everyone there refers to Chris as "our pet lolcow," as if no one else besides them can be amused by Chris. The PVCC old guards that still run the place are even worse.
>>342502171
>Cosmo or Chris
Not dobson
>>342502171
>>342503903
He's closer and closer to ride the tranny train
>>342504061
gentle reminder that dobson's fundamentals are fucked
>>342503903
>>342504061
How the hell can Dobson live with himself?
![Labrador_2DRetriever_2DTraining_2Dfor_2DAttention[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hq9VSKT.jpg "Labrador 2DRetriever 2DTraining 2Dfor 2DAttention[1]")
>>342499182
>CWC will poor his own jizz into his own fat folds thinking it his own vagina. In hopes of growing another CWC. Which I believe is asexual reproduction.
>All this within your lifetime.
>>342504397FAT CHANCE
>>342504473bald chance
>>342504331
>tfw the Hillary administration will allow CWC to adpot a little baby to raise as Crystal, xis daughterjust to fuck her with his bend ducknat age 10
>>342504553
dobson's the quintessential webcomic author
he's both bald and pig-like in equal measure
>>342500253
>they both grew up to be a healthy sonichu and rosechu with no birth defects at all
>not even any autism
Oh thats deep. He knows what he is. But can't help it. Now I'm sad.
>>342504742
He's always known and even claimed to have beaten autism, but quickly let it return when he found out it lets him get away with shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5V4Cbab4Xo
>>342504553
is dobs that crazy collector dude from toy story 2?
>>342504742
I wonder if he's been faking it for all this time.
>>342504397
>yfw you notice that the guy Knobson is blocking didn't send him a friend request
>>342504553
>Second panel
He looks like Plague. But less evil and likable.
>>342504397
Damn... he sure showed him
>>342504473
He sure has an inflated ego.
>>342504965
why though?
>>342504965
>chris became a literal whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI
The best look into Chris's mind
>>342504965
what the fuck
>>342504553
How does he wake up every day and not immediately want to kill himself?
>>342506168
He tried to I believe, but like everything else he does, it was half-hearted and lame.
>>342496407
>I AM ALSO SINGLE, LONELY AND NEED A GIRLFRIEND!
>>342506168
He thinks the world is wrong and he's right
>>342492134
>Stephanie Bustcakes
>that panel where Rosechu asks if Sonichu bathed and he replies NO!
I can only hope future generations make monuments to such art
>>342497539
>Paul the Echidna
He wears only business casual and spends his time drunk and languishing his job at H&R Block.
>>342500090
*record scratch*
>>342504742
>you will never live a life as fullfilling and exciting as Forrest's life was, as well as the realization that your life was fucking bad ass after all it's done
>>342498013
HERE I REALIZE
>>342504965
It's Carlos Chantor all over again.
>>342507345
Found pic related. Oddly his brief stint as a male escort was literally where he looked the most normal.
>tfw I have similarly embarassing comics from my childhood
>>342491570
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>342507795
Except the difference between you and Chris was that you made it when you were child. He started on Sonichu in his twenties. Honestly if someone didn't know the story of Chris what age would you think his drawings were made from?
>>342507795
These aren't from Chris's childhood, they're from his early twenties.
>>342504965
>he actually thinks he's going to attract girls clients as a whore
>>342488830
CWC has better grammar and spelling than all of 4chins put together. Maybe he isn't as retarded as we thought.
>>342497539
Shadow the .jpg
ffs at least give me a species.
>>342488830
I never noticed that he fucked up one of the most important rules of typesetting until just now. (using caps lock)
>>342502171
chris is worse but cosmo hit me harder
One girlfriend, please!
Moviebob is literally Chris if he latched onto Nintendo and comic books instead of Sonic and Pokemon.
>>342508086
>what age would you think his drawings were made from?
Like 12, probably.
>>342497539
>Ivo The Eggman
I am pleased.
>>342508187
You are a walking shitpost, congrats.
>>342508687
>takes one to know one
>>342508687
What was the original to this?
I faintly remember its autistic goodness
>>342504965
every time, I stop caring about him for a few months and things just get exponentially worse
>>342496548
>tfw I wrote a love story fanfiction like this when I was 15 years younger that was just as awkward and rushed as this
>still cringe just thinking about it
Post your face when DStacks gave Chris $1000 in repreations because thats the SJW he is and then most likely spawned the massive amounts of Donation videos he is posting.
>>342497539
>Coldsteel the Coldsteel
Shit
>>342508687
O'DOYLE RULES!
>>342508472
Not even Sonichu has faith in him.
>>342508687
Doesn't his own parents hate him?
Chris' most recent video shows his Mother nearly dead. He says he needs 100 dollars to pay for her type of medication casue they were short on cash this month. Gets the money. People on the internet look into it. The medicine is 20 DOLLARS MAX. And if it's to be be believed, Chris instead bought Transformer toys instead of the medication. Do you believe it?
>>342488206
Tamer12345 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lazerbot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chris-Chan
>>342508472
>2005
Remind me again how old the guy is.
>>342510023
>implying Chris gives a single fuck about anyone that isn't him
>>342508687
MovieBob had a job at least. Had.
>yfw he somehow worked at the same publication as Yahtzee
>>342510163
He's in his mid 30's now. He did that when he was in 20's
>>342508687
Brick by Brick is like American Psycho without the bitter satrical elements.
>>342509732
You made me laugh a lot harder then I should have anon thank you.
>>342499526
Same.
The only thing that stops me from having the tiniest amount of sympathy for Chris is that he's a textbook narcissist. Literally cares about nobody and nothing but himself it's really obvious from his views on everything.
Only thing stopping him from turning into a con artist/PUA/corporate fat cat/politician/whatever is that his autism and shitty parents completely fucked any chance he had at even being socially presentable, much less charismatic. Good. Being raised by one of them was pretty fun, one more out of the gene pool.
>>342497539
>Maxresdefault(2).jpg
>the entire Middle Name section
I'm dying
>>342488830
Eggman and Robotnik are the same person in Sonichu lore? How deep does this go?
>>342508472
>Because he'll probably fail again
When even your own creation thinks your a loser.
>>342510758
Pretty sure they are in the games too. My friend who read the comics said they weren't which is weird to me.
>>342497539
>Sonichu the Hedgeheg
nice.
>>342497539
Knuckles The HogHedge reporting in.
I will feature your games.
>Years Ago Chris made about the only promise he was ever able to keep
>He killed off Simonla Rosechu as it was a debenture version of Simon Chu.
>Chris tried so hard to desperatelly defend that it was his character, but no one would buy it
>He gives in and kills her off, but also kills of Alec, Evan, and Mao in his comic as "revenge" for doing what he was told to do
>For years this is the only thing Chris never went back on and shows to be the only promise he made and kept.
>Flash forward to last year
>Chris is back to drawing Sonichu
>Revives Simonla
>Chris now has made and kept 0 promises and his response is him saying "Lalalalalal, I can't hear you"
I lost legitimacy any light of a human being trapped under all that Autism and Fat when he brought her back. Did you care?
>>342511153
Super Sonic the Carne Asada is the most delicious-sounding Hoghedge you'll ever meet.
>>342487365
Why cant he die already???
I got a couple of artwork from him before he turned into a tranny, I just want to make some money
>>342489536
but the time code is in code, how are we non-programmers supposed to know that 226 is 3:53 in microwave time?
>>342511392
Bu-but that was a troll induced death so it shouldn't count.
>>342511496
>is 3:53 in microwave time?
You mean one popcorn bag + 3 seconds?
>>342500979
>Still more recently than WoW
>>342511558
Everyone, sing along: I don't care. I don't care. Oh, look, a Free Hat! I don't care. You can put on clean bra and underwear. 'Cause I Don't Care.
This Is Chris' response to bringing back Simonla when he was told
It doesn't matter what inspired your art, I'm talking about the promise that you made to someone. Don't break your promises, Christian Weston Chandler.
>>342487365
Alec is one of the best parts of the CWC saga.
>>342512270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsMldGunXjs
Too bad its all over now
>>342495293
>zapbud
ZAP BUD DO
>>342502171
COSMO IS CUTE
>>342511998
And it wasn't long after that he stopped drawing again. He still owes the guy a fuck load more pages.
>>342510253
How did he lose it?
After all this time, what the fuck does "Married Senior Comic" mean?
>>342513128
Nobody knows. I don't think Chris ever addressed it either.
>>342513128
We don't know.
His real name is Kirby, though.
>chris got mad because people were drawing r34 of sonichu and rosechu
>to retaliate HE DREW HIS OWN VERSION OF R34 WITH HIS OWN CHARACTERS
Chris is a diamond in the rough.
>>342512652
what the fuck is this creature
>>342499182
My vital essence will only be mine. None of you shall take it from me. Not you, or you lust filled no boyfriend girls. I will be pure!
>>342513604
>His TRUE and HONEST pictures of his characters.
>One of them was in the comic.
>Sonichu was established to be 16
>Rosechu was 15
Hmmmm
>>342513696
A human.
>>342497539
>Ivo the .jpg
Shit
>>342489309
Remember Christian Love Day. It was a new commemorating the day they killed all the gays in CWCville by poisoning the drinking water.
>>342513696
A former speedrunner turned tranny after losing every record he held.
>>342496272
http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Remake-Issue-0-Cover-117025346
>>342513969
He took the speech from Independence Day
And Alec said why should people celebrate your birthday. Chris said that Mexican Flag Day could be made better.
>>342514108
Fucking BR
>>342512652
Why are speedrunners so fucked in the head? He looks insane
huh, look what I found on google just now
>>342512652
I would shit myself if I found a person looking at me like that.
>>342514545
That's what happens when you can't wall jump.
What is A-Log up to nowadays anyway?
>>342489870
>make sonichu great again
God, it's shit like this that makes me think all these years he's been pulling a ruse this whole time as some avant garde performance art piece
>>342488206
Tails get's trolled is a bizzare and confusing satire of autism. It's good because within it's self it's great.
Sonichu is fun because it shows us the mind of an autistic manchild as he starts incorporating his life into the comic.
The thing about sonichu is it's better to just read the real world shit that happened to chris and then see the mirroring in the comic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlUoAOpiak
My favorite from all the sagas
>>342511392
How the hell do you know so much about this?
How do you have opinions on this?
Jesus Christ.
>>342515260
Yeah, I remember during one of the dumps a while ago the guy posting would also write little snippets on along with some pages explaining the real life side of the story, like the origin of the names of the characters and shit like that. It was the best CWC dump by far, but the mods cut the party down early.
>>342513969
>It was a new commemorating the day they killed all the gays in CWCville by poisoning the drinking water.
Didn't he "cure the gay away" by mixing the blood of his future self with the water or some shit?
>>342511392
>Being this knowledgeable of CWC's shit
Who's the autist here?
>>342515741
they used to allow Chris-Chan threads, now their excuse is "Go read the wiki".
>>342515787
Yeah. He made a vaccine without realizing how a vaccine is supposed to work.
Just did a playthrough of Sonic 1.
>>342492735
It's hard to say if Chris really suffers "gender dysphoria" or it really is all a ruse to get pussy.
Recall that Chris made a female version of himself early on and had a ritual of gazing into his Sailor Moon picture to keep himself strait.
>>342516408
>Sailor Moon picture
>Straight
Isn't that the show filled with gays?
>>342516721
Lesbians don't count
>>342515375
Didn't that guy turn out to be something of a lolcow himself?
Ickeriss. Yeah. I think that was his name.
>>342514545
Well hes speedrunning his life
>>342516408
He also mentioned giving birth to Crystal himself as well before the whole tomgirl saga happened.
>>342492804
Chris attempting to mock the mall cops that had removed him for loitering. To show that these cops were "fakes" and agents of Mary Lee Walsh, he claimed they all had badges made out of Graham Crackers (this isn't explained in the comics, Chris just had a theory of mind moment and assumed everyone knew because he knew). Their leader, the Jerkheif had a higher quality fake badge made of wood. To show that they were stupid, he had the Jerkheif eat his badge like it was graham cracker despite clearly knowing it was made of wood.
To understand Chris's reasoning, remember that he has an infantile understanding of insult and that autistic people have difficulty understanding that other people have minds and his mind isn't shared by other people.
>>342516280
Same here.
It's been a long while since I last played Sonic, so Scrap Brain Zone wrecked my shit quite a bit. But it wasfun.
Christine is a beautiful woman and an inspiration to us all here.
>>342499182
Didn't Asperchu predict this? Sort of? I Remember the comic has chris steal Aspurchu's sperm and use satanic magic to allow him to be impregnated by it, giving birth to Sonichu through his penis (thus explaining why it's bent)
>>342518317
Poor cat. Was it the one who died burned?
>>342518612
>>342518783
>>342518868
>Giant Penis Comic
>>342491570
i don't get it, someone please spoonfeed
>>342518612
>Giant Penis Comic
>>342518612
>chris thinks people wont realize he stole coach mcgurk.
what a faggot.
>>342516280
Sonic 1 is my favorite, but I'm actually kind of bad at it. I'm not very good at platformers in general (except Cave Story), though.
My sides. Everytime
>>342519202
and here it is
>>342519202
And there it is.
>>342519202
>>342519016
BLUE BOARD
>>342519202
R.I.P. Ivy's vagoo
>>342519321
Your fault for browsing at work.
What did he mean by this?
>>342519432
DELETE THIS
*teleports in*
>>342519594
God: "you summoned me for this shit"
>>342519749
Too late
>>342519779
>orange soda
>>342512992
He had some IMPORTANT OPINIONS that he kept blathering about on social media. His boss at The Escapist told him to knock it off. MovieBlob didn't knock it off and be was subsequently fired.
>>342519594
It's funny because /r9k/ yearns for this.
>>342504718
>tfw meme magic will literally give Chris-chan a child
I'm legitimately scared for the future.
>>342497842
Same dude haha.
>>342510056
This nigga knows what's up
>>342504553
If he drew like the second panel more often he'd actually improve as an artist.
I'm grateful for this thread
>>342508253
what about the COMIC FUCKING SANS
>>342490029
>>342490119
>>342490193
how could you forget yawning squirtle
>>342510941
The Archie comics started out using the lore established by Sonic Sat AM, where Robotnik was the smug dictator of the world kind of character.
Because sega kept pushing for them to be more like the games some convoluted thing involving a mecha-robotnik being de-robotized into game Eggman happened
Then it was retconned and now classic japanese designed Eggman is the only real eggman.
They can't get rid of Sally Acorn and other Sat AM character though.
>>342521379
That's not comic sans.
It's CC Wild Words.
Besides, it's fine to use comic sans if it's an actual fucking comic. It's when people use it for other shit that it becomes a meme font.
>>342522141
Does someone have the "on the moon" comic with all the forgotten fan-favorite sonichu characters?
>>342518868
what in the fuck is up with all the air fresherners and why does he make it a point to make sure they are noticed
>>342518947
google the golden ratio
>>342497539
>Blonic the hegehog
>>342496000
>Naitsirhc is Christian backwards
All these years and I never realized
>>342496278
>Chris-chan Sonichu
Who could possibly be this mysterious hedgehog?
>>342496278
Are "Rosechus" simply female versions of Sonichus? Isn't one of the main characters named "Rosechu?"
>>342509475
Oh you better tell us the gist of it now.
>>342497192
>Chris uses his own blood to create an anti-homo vaccine
>he then becomes a tranny
You can't make this shit up
>>342524395
It was already pointed out that only Past Chris had the pure heterosexual blood needed to cure homosexuality, meaning future Chris was gay.
Sonichu is a prophetic verse.
>>342524395
And the circle is complete.
>>342519779
>still adding the air fresheners
Sonichu X Megaman when?
>>342510056
Where does SuperSaiyanCrash fit into this tier list
>>342510056
>Tamer12345
Who?
christine is a woman
>>342526695
Those threads were the fucking best
>>342499182
Excuse me, what?
>>342526695
what the fuck is this?
>>342526695
I'd put it behind sonichu. Despite ripping off various media like sonichu, it lacks the personal life pushing that made sonichu golden.
It's really just various DBZ plotlines with Crash characters and furry sex.
>>342527657
Crash looks like he just got out of Vietnam
>>342519202
>he actually traced over his own dick
>>342497192
Deepest lore, anon. Do you know how vaccines are made?
I miss old Chris, but he'll never come back, there is no way.
>>342527703
Crash Retold, It's basically Crash Bandicoot Z, with furry OC character.
It's probably the worst of celebrated autistic /v/ comics because it doesn't have anything interesting in it. It's literally just various media bundled together with random furry sex scenes. I think the main thing /v/ likes about it is that all the characters are just bandicoot versions of DBZ characters with Crash himself being a combination of Goku and Jin from tekken, demonic bloodline plot and all.
>>342526695
Man, that Crash Retold dump was the bee's knees
I know /v/ loves to jerk itself over TGT (which is legit good), but I don't think anything can recapture the magic that were the Crash Retold threads
>all those duplicate pics being posted at the same time
Too bad the archives are kill
>>342528670
>demonic bloodline plot
>>342528548
Considering Chris made a psuedo porn video so he could fuck some lesbians? He still finds a way.
$50 for cuddles
$100 for anything you want
but NO ANAL
>>342497539
>Blonic the Eggman
What the hell?
>>342528796
Yes, Jinpachi is a bandicoot and Crash's grandfather and Crash can activate his demon blood to become "True Crash
>>342523860
Yes and yes. As a species, Rosechus are the female Sonichu counterparts (like the Pokemon Nidoran)
Their underdeveloped larvae forms are Sonee and Rosey, respectively.
>>342528670
You're underselling it, I think
>>342528906
He has a cute daki.
>>342528906
Can somebody clarify: is Chris actually on hormones or just stealing Barb's menopause cream? Because those aren't regular bitch tits, those are advanced bitch tits.
What do you guys think will happen to Chris once Barb is gone?
>>342529561
He's just even fatter, see: >>342527041
there will NEVER be a successor to cwc
>>342488830
>TMNT 3 reference
>>342519202
>yfw you realized the reason the penis is so big is because Chris literally traced his cock and balls onto a piece of paper.
you can see his balls (with pubes) by his left leg
>>342510758
They've always been the same person. "Eggman" was always his name in Japan and Robotnik was his western name. Starting with the first Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast Sega started calling him Eggman in the west, too (they explained it away in-game as "Eggman" being a nickname that Sonic game up with). But in all the games after that they dropped the "it's just a nickname" thing and it just became his actual name.
https://youtu.be/LZBxM0HbNpc?t=103
>>342514716
someone tweet this to dobson
>>342493876
>Ass Manager
>>342508472
It's those little bits of clarity that made me believe it was all an elaborate troll. But, here we are, nearly a decade later and he's the same old Chris.
>>342518783
That's the face of someone who knows its gonna toss some salad before midnight
>>342529674
Pls respond
>>342508472
>One girlfriend please
I've always loved that line. It's fucking comedy gold.
>>342530317
Eggman was always the better name, the guy is one big beatles reference with his sgt. peppers outfit and walrus like appearance.
Robotnik was just your typical 90's "Villains gotta have a name theme'd after his gimmick" bullshit. Glad that's over.
>>342519016
wait a minute, did he was wearing his street clothes under the suit?
>>342529674
I'm expecting him to end up homeless, in jail, or dead.
Reminder Sonichu can't get kicked in the balls http://imgur.com/Vken6gH
Imgur link because poorly drawn sonichu dick might actually get a ban for some reason so i'm playing it safe
>>342510304
>He
Someone hasn't been keeping up
Clyde is watching
>>342519594
>Thank you, God
As is Alec
>>342531149
>wow sweetbolt, you smell great! did you bathe?
>no
>>342529674
He'll probably jump from Walmart greeter gig to Walmart greeter gig for a couple years. There will be some sort of "Save my house!" fundraiser that will generate enough money for him to live there for another year or so. He'll then disappear from the public eye for a few years with everyone thinking he's dead/homeless. He'll pop up briefly to say he's alive, but with no details. Then nothing.
>>342493876
i will never get over the fact that chris says he had no idea the pepper spray would do much, and then literally one paragraph later says he knew full well what the pepper spray was like because he tested it on himself and it fucked him up. how the fuck?
>>342531408
He's banned from Walmart
>>342519779
>yes I will and I jope the chicken will still feel the same way I do then
What the fuck does that even mean
>>342529357
You can't make this shit up, you have the regular crash, and then alternate dimention crash, and a thousand fucking OCs that just fucking drop in in the story for no reason
>>342519202
Thousands of years of human progress for this.
>>342531484
They're going to be eating chicken for the rest of their lives.
>>342531465
Oh shit, really? I'm behind on my lore. Last I was tracking it was his local game store, Gamestop and Target. Any other places that don't want?
Just replacement "Walmart greeter" with grocery store cart pusher.
>>342531795
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris
>>342526993
Your his bitch.
>>342500179
Ivo the Echidna
>>342497609
axe cop?
>>342531890
>banned from the cub scouts long before anyone knew who he was
my sides
>>342519202
oh my fucking god
>>342490119
>all that is down is only the floor
>>342531795
Actually he's banned from GameStop in his entire state. He tried to get his ban lifted from the don't call anyone incident and GameStop answered back by extending his ban statewide. He even read there letter proving it on video.
For the 25th Anniversary we should be celebrating the good of Sonic. Let's not associate this trainwreck with the Sonic franchise, please...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzmvJrBF1d0
Happy b-day Sonic
>>342533449
>Sonic has become a disgrace.
>Sonichu is a disgrace but a funny one.
And now we dance the dance of the heathen gods.
>>342497539
Sonic the .jpg
What ever happened to Asperchu?
>people all around the world follow the uncomfortably well documented life of an autistic nobody
what a time to be alive
>>342533701
Alec gave up because Chris did. There had been some rumor about him starting the series back up late last year but nothing happened.
>>342533564
What the fuck is this?
>>342497539
>coldsteel
>>342533893
Basically the brazilian CWC, except he's not drag.
>>342495416
>spazkid will never go back to animating sonichu/asperchu
>he will instead keep drawing gay porn for eternity
>>342497539
>Sonic the Eggman
>>342490352
The House Fire is a modern day burning of the great Library of Alexandria.
>>342534101
That and he's been excommunicated and banned from the cwcki and almost all other Chris chan sites. PVCC blacklisted him and hasn't given any reason.
>>342534273
now this I am interested in
>>342534101
Gotta aim high in life
>>342516041
CWC, Jesus aren't you keeping up?
>>342534151
>Sonic the Robotnik
>>342534273
more details on this?
>>342534172
Didn't they burn that place twice? One time when Julius Caesar accidentally the Egyptian Fleet, the other when the Church was like, ''let's just save what we need to make the Bible''?
>>342534101
his main line of work these days is working on a game with Fulp and JonnyUtah
Looks pretty cash, yo
>>342504965
Oh god why did I look
>>342492457
Why? When you realize most people are stupid fuckwads, you don't give a shit about "art" as some faggoty social token. But those faggoty social tokens are very good money laundering vehicles, very inflatable and portable stores of value.
You can even make your money back by paying for the education of a critic (through your trust of course) who will speak praises and inflate the value of the art you own even more!
Anyone who speaks of art outside of specific techniques is a faggot.
new thread?
>>342534976
And so your modern "artist" easily creates vehicles to put millions of dollars in...with less cost and training than a smart lawyer.
What a fucking deal.
>>342530363
Just did, only matter of time til he blocks me
>Missed a Sonichu dump
FUCK
>>342534670
>>342534836
I wish I had more. I dug around and asked anyone that would know. Only the PVCC people know and there not talking. Then again they never do because they view themselves as some darknet secretive group.
>>342497539
Ivo The Enchilada
>>342498336
I have no idea what this is but it looks Eastern European.
![Yawning_Squirtle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jqy7Svi.jpg "Yawning Squirtle[1]"){kind=small}
