I still can't get Kojima's attention. Life sucks.
>>342440304
why do people do this shit? as it stands death stranding isnt even a game, its a teaser for nothing
Because Kojima is my daddy
>>342440304
It's going to be great when it turns out that's a placeholder name, and that tattoo becomes even worse.
Hey, I also have a P.T. Tattoo on my sternum.
This would only make them better
kojima is the kanye west of videogames
THE GAMES TITLE ISN'T EVEN oh whatever
>>342441180
Then why is there no MGS VI
>>342440304
>2020
>Sony and Kojima part ways
>The game is never released
>This guy still has this tattoo
>>342440817
Lmao this is exactly what I thought. I don't think Death Stranding will be the actual name just like Silent Hills wouldn't have been called P.T.
>people will unironically get tattoos of fucking marketing on their bodies
tattoos are so fucking stupid
>>342441378
And he'll probably still be obese too.
>>342440304
Nice Pig's leg OP. What breed is it?
Don't laugh at Kojima's tats
This goes beyond the game's title. It's the phenomenon itself, just like P.T. Games like these are work of art.
>>342441452
Death Stranding is a fucking terrible title as well. Death Stranded or even just Stranded would have been better.
>>342440304
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>342441454
>tattoos are so fucking stupid
No people who do you greentext are stupid. Only virgins have a thing against tattoos in general.
>>342440304
Did you really just get a tattoo for a game that we know virtually nothing about just to try and get like a fucking retweet by Kojima or something?
>>342441452
there was never going to be a silent hills. no joke it was all a ruse, there's a video explaining it all
All of the local tattoo parlors ask how long you have considered getting the tattoo you want. If it less than six months, they refuse to give you a tattoo.
>>342440478
Cause he's an fat and ugly fuck who literally has less blood flow going to his brain because it's being used to keep his over-sized organs going.
>>342441180
Reminds me, Kanye actually is making a game
>>342441596
>unironically defends putting fucking marketing into your skin
i hope you die of cancer and get put on a fucking billboard like the walking advertisement you are.
>>342440304
I bet anything that this is an american.
They have no common sense.
>>342441814
I didn't defend that though you dense retard.
It must really suck to be famous enough for people to recognize your face on the street.
Imagine going out to pick up some bread or something and you keep getting stopped by mgs fanboys
>>342441806
when you say making, is he involved in anyway other than financing it and giving some ridiculous ideas that will be scrapped?
>>342441729
Yeah sounds like they hate money
The best part is death stranding is an action verb to describe what whales do when they purposefully beach themselves and die.
Fitting for a fat fuck to have it.
>>342440304
I'm not sure what's worse l, that oversized calve or that fucking tattoo
Stop not liking what someone else likes that someone else may not like.
>>342440304
cant wait for kojima to change the official title.
>>342442094
It's pretty funny that you can tell a persons weight just by looking at a single part of their body.
>>342441729
What? Lol
You can't actually believe this.
>>342441990
It's for the best. Better to reject $100, than to get a $1,000 frivolous lawsuit and lawyer fees.
They also refuse to do neck, hand, and face tattoos.
if you want Kojima's attention you have 2 options
1) mess with something he cares about
2) show him some burgers
its worked before it will work now. he has a strange obsession with burgers
God I love this thread and was hoping for that salt
Anyway I'm totally fine with it
I lost 35lb in 7 weeks and I'm planning on killing myself in the following years. Till then I'm just doing stupid shit because I'm bored
>>342441729
That's just like your opinion man
>>342441984
I doubt his ideas are getting shot down, he is probably doing music, art direction, and story
>>342442224
I have to get a burger tattoo, right ?
>>342440304
>game LITERALLY was JUST announced
>already getting a tattoo
For CHRISTS SAKE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IF YOU LIKE THE GAME YET
I don't usually get triggered, but this is just fucking retarded.
>>342440304
Despite Kojima's love for America, he really doesn't like fatties and your calf alone weighs as much as toddler.
>>342440304
>getting a tattoo
>>342441990
They obviously charge more for tattoos. Same where I live. Tattoos in most shops are quite expensive, but the artists truly care about what they put on your body.
>>342441180
Kojima is an obnoxious hack black American who's albums have been almost always half baked since 2004?
I'd like to see a Kojima clothes range tbqh.
>>342442248
if i may make a suggestion
let time take its course. doing it yourself is the pussy way out. enduring it is the way to go. theres enough that goes on daily that will kill you that waiting for nature (or a dumbass) to kill you is far easier to deal with for everyone around you than doing it yourself
>>342442438
no but its a start. take a picture of a burger with kojima's name in the bun
>>342442219
What is "signing a waiver"
This is my seventh tattoo, he knew what he was doing.
>>342442532
What's wrong with tattoos?
>>342442881
Literally worse than vaping
>>342442881
99.9 percent of the time they look retarded and tacky. Especially when they cover over half your body.
>>342442541
but MBDTF is his best work
>>342442881
"they're permanent OP is so gonna regret it in the future because life is something we gotta take 100% seriously"
>>342443067
what the fuck is wrong with vaping?
>>342443067
i watched that movie
it was bothering me that age is RNG from the moment you're born
Does Kojima have the worst fanbase ever?
>>342441180
KONAMI DOESN'T CARE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
>>342442881
Very few tattoos stand the test of time.
With the exception of cultural tattoos, most will look embarrassing in 5 or 10 years.
Tribal tattoos were hot shit once, there's no one on earth who would get one now.
>>342442881
They generally don't look as cool as you think they do, especially when you end up looking like a cheap hooker going into a job interview.
>>342442183
It's pretty funny that he didn't mention the person's weight, simply that the single part of their body was oversized.
>>342442881
Nothing. /v/irgins are just upset they're not outgoing enough to do something wild and crazy in their youth.
>>342442881
they make virgins nervous
>>342442183
If it's fat, they prob are too
>>342443354
Just be responsible. None of my tattoos are on apparent body parts, they're not "marketing", they're hidden 95% of the time.
>>342443591
>He's not fat! He's just got a big leg!
>>342443865
Oh we've already cleared that
>>342442881
your body isn't a canvas.
>>342443354
>>342443116
>>342443348
>I'm a virgin neet who got cockblocked by a cool guy who happened to have tattoos.
>>342443683
>tattoos
>wild
what is this the 50s? grandmothers get tattoos now. it's pretty passe.
>>342443991
Says who?
Some strung up virgin?
>>342444015
Post your sick barbed wire band tattoo
>>342443683
>you have to be outgoing to want to get a shitty tattoo
>you're not outgoing if you don't do something like getting a shitty tattoo
>getting a tattoo is "wild" and "crazy"
>wild and crazy is automatically a good thing
>>342442224
he retweets cosplays as well- he's retweeted mine twice
>>342440304
That ankle is thick. T H I C C
>>342444015
Why are you making up imaginary scenarios just because a few people criticized tattoos?
>>342444178
Cosplaying a burger with a Death Stranding tattoo will sure get his attention
>>342442881
Nothing if done subtlety, and well.
Unfortunately majority of tattoos aren't either.
>>342441729
That's bullshit and you know it. More like if you look under six months old, they'll refuse to give you a tattoo.
My tramp skank sister had tramp stamps at 13 because she went to the coast to get them done. Tattooist don't give a shit. You can even by tat guns yourself now and DIY trace it if you want to be ultra redneck
>>342443991
>your body is what I say it is
Drown yourself.
>>342444345
I don't doubt it.
>>342443067
>>342442532
t. "18 year old senior" in high school
>>342443683
>YOLO
Don't you have a drunk driving and texting to die to?
>>342444302
Because neets don't know how the real world works.
>>342443683
>implying most of /v/ isn't still in their youth
Anon...
I love when /v/ talks about things that aren't the hobby they are supposed to be discussing.
Purely because most of the board is disconnected as fuck
>>342444431
I've done stick n poke DIY tattoos with a friend a year ago, it's fun even though it's U N A E S T H E T I C C.
But as long as it's fun, I don't care. We like doing shits like that. There's no problem with it, everything we do has its story and that's cool
I can't belive tattoofags are more insecure than the neets they criticize. holy shit this is hilarious.
>>342441596
Try harder, faggot.
>>342442881
Kids these days know nothing about tattoos. Scissors? A straight black line? Back in my day (the late 90's), tribal tattoos were the big thing.
>>342444661
Accusing people of not knowing how the real world works and defending a guy who got a video game tattoo on his fat ham hock of a leg.
Hahahaha
Yeah you know all about the real world.
>>342444904
They must be suffering from the most intense buyer's remorse possible. Imagine spending a hundred dollars on something, only to realize that it not only looks like complete dogshit, but is also permanent.
If Biohazard 7 turns out to be almost as good as what I was expecting from P.T. Silent Hills, I might also get a tattoo of it next to the Sempiternal one.
>>342444704
Not him but this entire site is like 50% underage
>>342442881
Nothing, they're good for identifying ex-cons and retards
>>342445238
I'll end up in Meme Jail
>>342445087
cool nitpicking nerd
>>342445238
This. It's like dyed hair with tumblrtards. Nice warning signal.
>>342445238
get over yourself
>>342445389
oh god that pic
>>342445148
you can get them removed though
>>342442881
Most tattoos just signal to the world that you're low-class trash.
Not all, but most. Some look great, and fewer still, some people look great in them, but there's never been anyone who looked better with them.
Women especially.
>>342445238
At least with (Most) piercings you can take them off when you want to look presentable.
Just pray they don't see the hole in your nose before it heals.
>>342444904
Both sides are being equally insecure.
>>342441806
>>342442313
please tell me youre trolling
>>342445658
>swag is for boys
>class is for men
>>342445732
It's looks pretty one sided tbqhwy
>>342445658
>Most tattoos just signal to the world that you're low-class trash
Tell that to the several millionaires in the world with tats.
>>342445894
Nice meme. I hope you enjoy mine, famicom.
>>342446053
not him
hes just a memeing fuckwit but having money doesnt mean you have class. Look at notch for example
>>342446053
>Celebrities
>Sports Stars
Yeah still trash
>>342446053
Okay, I will?
>>342446146
Is Notch a virgin
>>342446053
>several
Wow, this changes everything.
>>342446146
his recent twitter activities have been pretty classy
>people think it a game
>not a giant fuck you trailer video to konami
>>342440304
You should have gotten a babby handprint instead, if anything.
>>342446306
while they are funny when you get in the pen and roll in the shit with those faggots you still get covered in shit
>>342446146
>but having money doesnt mean you have class. Look at notch for example
ya got me there
>>342444661
I spent a few years teaching english in Japan, and I can say over there if you have a tattoo most consider you a degenerate and it's like 10x harder to find work
Hell one of the requirements to become an english teacher is that you're not allowed to have any visual tattoos.
>>342446660
>Japan is shit
What else is new?
>>342440478
>>342441736
I have no problem with Kojima but now I want this project to get cancelled too just so the fucker in the OP can have his life ruined
>>342440304
Where's your Last Guardian tattoo?
>>342446770
Tattoos can be removed you dumb nigger.
>>342440304
Oh my fucking god. I'm excited for Death Stranding, but why the hell would anyone ever do anything like this?
>>342443246
It isn't RNG. It's based on genetics. If you want to claim that it's RNG because you don't get to choose who gives birth to you and their genetic lineage, fine, but it surely isn't randomised regardless.
>>342446770
I'd be totally okay if this happened. P.T. got cancelled yet there's still a story behind this. You can't delete the past
>>342446770
It'd be better if the game was shit.
Like Ride to Hell shit, undeniable shit, shit so shitty that even the most diehard of Kojima cocksuckers have to admit that it is shit.
And that retard has that shit attached to the leg that hopefully won't be amputated because of diabetes.
>>342442881
I knew this would garner the most replies.
/v/ has such a hate boner for tattoos.
>>342446831
Yo a medium tattoo of Trico would be rad
>>342446994
>Kojima directing a shit game
I honestly doubt it could happen. The man has too much drive and fire to fail.
>>342442219
>>342441729
That is simply untrue.
this is the most retarded shit i've ever seen
all we got was a weird as fuck teaser, how is that enough to get a fucking tattoo about it.
>>342441729
Really?
>>342447265
JAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>342446660
Reminds me of that anime, where the mc goes off the deep end and becomes a delinquent, he starts robbing and fighting people, but it's not until he is about to smoke weed that his friend is like "Do you want to throw your humanity away!?"
Hilarious.
>>342446146
>memeing
I can't help it if a bunch of poverty-level white people think that tattoos are clever and deep.
I don't think tattoos are trash outright, they can look very good. I just don't think most of them look good and most of the people who get them don't have to taste to know that.
>>342446660
Who give a fuck about Japanese view on tattoos except weebos?
>>342447265
God damn she probably regrets that so much. You literally can't go anywhere without it being seen, fuck people are stupid.
>>342446738
More like Japan actually has its shit together for the most part
>>342447494
>not memeing
>posting honest opinions in the le tattoos amiright thread
you cant take anyone in these threads seriously. We have this thread every week
>>342447736
Is it weird that I've been on 4chan for ten years now, but I never come to /v/?
It reminds me of old /b/, with less zippo cat.
>>342446841
Yeah, and that shit hurts. Either way, it's gonna be shitty for him.
>>342444608
those are the people that go out and get tattoos
>>342447720
Yeah, that's why they are beta faggot virgins that aren't acting like men or having children. Herbivore "men". Tattoos are the least of their problems and I wouldn't say they're okay for the most part if their population is going to shit.
>>342447958
/v/ is where all the other boards come to shitpost since /b/ is full of normies. you are in good company
>>342448405
Population growth isn't always a good thing, it's not sustainable at all.
>>342448347
It really doesn't. I've had tattoo removal. You're a girl.
>>342440304
I fucking hope they change the name at some point, holy shit.
>>342442881
Nothing, but it's super easy for them to go horribly wrong. 80% look like shit.
I also have an order of the sun tattoo
>>342448405
They aren't having kids because it's too expensive and they have little free time to tend to a child. You're a retard if you think they don't fuck as much as people do everywhere else.
>0 reverse images found
OP no...
>>342448998
>You're a retard if you think they don't fuck as much as people do everywhere else.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11362306/Why-dont-Japanese-men-like-having-sex.html
There are a million articles like this.
>>342448738
Stop trying to be edgy on /v/ to impress the other kids. You're obviously new since you're not aware that there are no girls on here.
>>342449307
stop trying to pretend you're not a girl
>>342449427
Well, technically im not, but that's besides the point.
I've never been a fan of tattoos, but I still like pharah's tattoo
