Have you thanked your Mercy today? After all she is the sole reason your team has won at all.
>>342436841
_ ____ __ ____ ____ _____!
>>342437502
I have no idea.
Heal slut thread?
Oh /v/...
>>342437723
She is statistically better than Jet Set Radio Man and Poo In Loo.
>>342436841
>Begrudgingly try playing Mercy a few days ago
>Really enjoy playing as her
I had no idea being a healslut could be so much fun, /v/
>Praising a character that was designed to heal.
Do you thank Reinharts for shielding you?
Do you thank Widowmakers for taking people out from far away?
Do you thank Torjborns for putting down turrets?
>>342437993
>tfw nobody thanks the roadhogs
>>342437502
I want to cuddle with mercy?
>>342437987
your transition is beginning
>>342437993
Yes
No
No
I thank people who do thankless jobs that require skill.
>>342437502
__, _____ __ ____! ____!
>>342437893
She is literal perfection.
>>342438485
>Thankless jobs
Fuck off, Mercy does not fitntjat catergory at all. Neither does Rein
>>342438328
>Finally git gud with Hog
>Win 2 straight rounds on Ilios
>5 Gold medals
>80% of match on fire
>Mfw everyone votes for our McCree with 7 FTH Eliminations
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>they all immediately get rip tired
>>342438485
So Widowmaker?
>>342438474i-into what?
>>342438875
>You can vote for yourself
>mfw every game has 1 vote for each player and 3 or 4 for one
>>342439558
Always vote for support so they keep playing support.
>37 year old virgin
What the fuck is wrong with her? Closeted homo?
>>342437987
no problem, if you need practice with the more advanced techniques of being a healslut, let me know :^)
>>342439809
Rejuvenating parts.
That little slut gets enough praise as it is just for running around jamming her healing beam up Reinhardt's ass.
>>342439809
Reaper is being tsundere for her.
>Attacking on Hanamura
>PickHanzo
>Enemy team consists of 5 Reinhardt's held up on Objective A
>They all just form a wall of pain across the objective
>Anyone brave enough to enter the wall gets HAMMERED
>Reinhardt's just stand there waiting for osmeone to walk in
>My team stands their scared of the wall
>Eventually get my Ulti and inform team
>Zarya responds saying she has hers too
>She catches all of them in hers
>Use mine and get a quintakill
>Everyone rushes the point thinking it's safe
>*CONTESTED*
>All the Reinhardt's are dead
>Someone starts playing this on the open mic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXW4zyDhkNA
>It's their Mercy
>She was hiding next to the stairs
>HEROES-
>Headshot her
>They all come back anyway
>Mfw they all HAMMER DOWN
They need to nerf that ultimate in some shape or form. Either make it longer to charge or make it so that their health is returning to them while she's talking, so if you kill her mid-revival they don't get full-health.
>>342439809
76 got his cock blown off and is still waiting for the the mechanic enhanced one to get installed and his healing field to be upgraded to radiate Viagra fumes
>>342440852
Could have just used Symmetra to shoot through their barriers.
>>342440852
you heard the enemy teams mic?
>>342440852
>>My team stands their scared of the wall
>Not all going Reinhardt yourselves and charging it
Shit team nigga.
>>342440852
>Not going 12 man Rein and playing Chivalry
>>342436841
oh really she is? so if shes on my team, I should just AFK then since she is the sole reason we're going to win, right? faggot
>>342436841
No I hate Swiss. They are just privileged fuck who make 50k by cleaning toilet and 200k by being an average shopkeeper.
>>342441258
>Console plebs
There's your answer.
what the fuck is wrong with you people DELETED THIS
Mercy is perhaps the purest girl to ever grace us with her existence
>>342441390
Why are you so mad?
>>342441503
I think you need to calm down, anon
>>342440852
>>Headshot her
Get out.
>another overshill thread
>>342437893
>Statistically.
But thats wrong. Most people with opinions and skills worth a damn unaminously say Lucio is the best character in the game.
There is pretty muc no reason to not have a Lucio on your team. Ranked outside of shittersville will have Lucio on their team 100% of the time.
>>342439558
>Always give my vote to another player who didn't get any other votes
Shit, I wonder if that makes everyone else think he voted for himself.
Man, I'm /loomis/ing it up and looking at drawing tutorials so I can draw all sorts of Mercy fanart andkeep it all to myself
>>342440852
>Entire enemy team is Reinhardt
>Stayed Hanzo
>>342442591
Calm your faggot-tits anon, competitive isn't out yet. If you get serious over Quick Play you should kill yourself.
>>342442745
You know the rules, if everyone picks one hero you do too.
>>342443049
>Entire team picks Symettra
>Don't join in on the cancer
>Go Lucio instead
>They all rush in and die
>Lose in under 2 minutes
>Rageout and blame me saying we lost because I didn't pick her
For some characters, yeah. If my team had even thought to go all Reinhardt, I would. But some things are better left alone anon.
>>342443413
>Rageout
See if you had played along you would have had fun.
>>342443524
They were the ones raging anon. Having fun was all I was after.
Why do people think that the toggle for the beam is better than the click to hold? It feels disorienting to me and feels slower switching but maybe I'm just crazy.
>>342443773
You can't have fun like a responsible real omnic being.
>>342441750
I HATE SWISS
I never thank mercy because that fucker plays her either cause she's the waifu or cause they wanna feel important
>>342444412
It's a mediocre cheese, but good people.
>>342444260
I hate having to constantly hold the button down and when someone moves out of line of sight it can still stay attached
>>342444260
Toggle is nice so you don't have to hold the button down the entire time.
Also technically Toggle is faster to switch targets than Hold since you'll have a split second in which you're not healing, releasing and pressing the button again. Toggle instantly switches to the next target on the very frame you press the button.
That may come down to personal preference, however it is highly advised that everyone switch Mercy's Guardian Angel to NOT prefer the healing target. It allows her to remain mobile, jumping to anyone she wants while still healing a different person.
>>342444260
So Mercy is into turkey subs? I have to remember that.
>>342445127
Yup. Fuck Bastion
>>342445315
>Mercy's Guardian Angel to NOT prefer the healing target.
Yeah this is obvious. Anything that decides how you should move for you is bad.
>still no Mercy anal porn
>>342438875
After the nerf this is impressive i guess.
>>342444260
Pressing once to switch who you're healing is quicker than releasing and pressing again. Just takes some getting used too.
>>342445923
Yeah I'm sure it is faster it just feels really weird.
>>342436841
post lewd mercy
>>342445315
If you press M2 while holding M1 it switches too.
>>342445806
It's a shame that the character-specific options are sort of hidden, not obvious on the Options screen. The only indication is that dropdown box with the heroes and only a few of them actually have any unique options like that.
tfw no tank to fill my asshole while I heal them
>That tracer I killed 4 times in one match as mercy, who was trying to attack me from behind
Why do you even keep trying, Tracers?
>Your Mercy is either decent or absolute dogshit pocketing the full-health Rein with his shield up
>Lucio is either shit or unbelievable god-tier as he never touches the fucking ground and gets environment kills when there's not even a ledge
>Zenyatta is either some retard who thinks he's a dedicated healer or a tank-shredding monster
It's ridiculous how polarizing this game is.
>>342441919
They also have a Mercy on their team 100% of the time. Being able to revive your team is too good to pass up on.
Mercy is love, Mercy is life.
>>342446481
why does she do the pained blink
>>342446703
>Average 4k healing
>10k at most
>Still trying to play as a healslut when you can't even healslut right
>>342445127
Yes she did
>>342445127
seriously though, why the fuck isn't it in the calculations to give Mercy the potg if she basically cancels out the actual potg? I've seen this happen so many times
>>342441919
>Healer
No, "Support". Lucio's Speed Boost and LET'S BREAK IT DOWN are the most powerful contributions to the whole team when it comes to the objective.
Nothing is going to beat Mercy's rate of healing, however, and those with opinions and skills worth a damn are pro teams that almost always run a combo Lucio+Mercy on every map.
>>342446760
The suit causes fatal cancer of the everywhere. It is extremely painful.
Mercy main here....hello
>>342439218
>Last pick has to pick Widow!
Said no team ever.
>>342447164
That's wrong. As of right now, Mercy's average healing per minute is roughly 700 and she barely scrapes a 48% winrate. Lucio, on the other hand, has an average of 833 healing oer minute with a 57% winrate. Statistically speaking, Lucio is a better healer than Mercy as of right now.
>>342437893
>Route 66, defense
>retarded Pharah keeps getting herself killed by constantly exposing herself to the enemy in their base instead of defending the payload which is almost near the first point
>attackers push it through, le retarded flying robot says I (mercy) am useless
>tell him to shut the fuck up and sorry for not babysitting his stupid ass
>he changes to bastion and manages be even more exposed
>literally going in turret mode in the open, I heal him just to prove that even with healing he can't survive
>we win because our rein, mei and 76 had a functioning brain
>11,000 healing
>implying useless
>faggot leaves without saying a word, probably didnt even get bronzes
Why are shitters so fucking pathetic
>>342446970
Sometimes the team is very good at not dying and hardly take damage. While I'm no "Mercy main" like that anon, some of my lowest Healing Done results were because we steamrolled the enemy.
>>342446970
Don't really care. Enjoy playing her and doing my best to heal.
Can't do much if I get a team that doesn't protect the healer so I'm lying dead in the dust.
>>342436841
I don't play her
I don't like her
But I honor her everytime
>>342447456
Lucio is also an AoE heal. Junkrat throws a couple of bombs into your team and he just amps it up and heals it all back quickly while Mercy has to individually heal each person.
>>342447625
And what this anon >>342447495 said. Sometimes there are complete stomps. Either on my side or on theirs. So there's not much healing to be done.
Remember to be there for your pet Mercy when she's dying and scared
>>342446970
This.
I play Lucio every time I play support and I have never been out-healed by a Mercy. Why would anyone pick Mercy over Lucio? Attack or defense, he's better in every situation.
I prefer using Zenyatta when there's a Reinhardt on the stage. You get to heal and have a shield to attack shitters.
>>342447791
Because on Defense rezzing your whole team from a wipe is one of the most powerful abilities in the game.
No I haven't, this thread is a drag
Not to mention OP is a fag
>>342447781
Had one of those moments. Got pushed into that and close before dying I managed to grab onto a Roadhog that came around.
Felt so good.
>>342447852
>Letting your team die at all and not just BREAKING IT DOWN
>>342436841
Only if the healing is over 40%
>>342447960
2 Ults together like Zarya and a Junkrat/Phara will wipe you regardless. Mercy can undo it though.
waiting and hoping for that Sigrun skin
Time to shut down yet another Mercy thread
>>342447791
There's a difference between micromanage healing in important situations and having a slowass AOE heal.
>>342447164
Plus that speed boost is strong as fuck in other situations too. I make it my personal mission to never let anyone die to a Hanzo ult
>>342448214
Autism in its purest form.
>>342448026
You're acting like Mercy wouldn't be caught in these theoretical ults.
Mercy if you need fast healing and/or need to play defensivley
Lucio if you need to push/play aggresively
Symetra if you're half alive, brain dead, sick as hell, just don't want to play the game etc.
Zenyatta if the enemy team has one too god damn many tanks
>>342448336
Well, she can jump out of them, so she shouldn't ultimately.
>>342448336
Mercy has the benefit of being able to stay farther outside fighting range than Lucio. I'm caught in that shit way less often.
>>342436841
I'd like to apologize to all the Mercy players I failed to defend. I forget to keep an eye on her HP when I'm getting healed, that bar might as well be invisible if I'm already fighting someone.
>>342448214
"I hate having fun and discovering new things that might help my team more"
I can only imagine it now, someone else goes Mercy so he gets asspained and just passive aggressively heals everyone else the whole time
>>342448230
>Fast single-target heal
>Or moderate four or five-man heal
why gimp yourself
Hard work pays off
>>342438619
No, Mercy is Cute! CUTE!
>>342448214
I love Mercy, but holy shit way to miss out on so much fun.
I thought School Shooterman would be boring as fuck but he's a blast to play.
>>342448642
>hard work
>13 hrs as le turret manlet
>>342448560
>Thinking someone else would willingly pick Mercy
HAHAHAHAH What game are you playing?
>play mercy
>healing shit
>assholes keep flanking me
>my own assholes keep charging in and ignoring the flanking assholes
>gotta put a few peas in some nigga
>shit heads won't stop spamming "i need healing"
>my team doesn't even kill anyone
got a silver for picking off an injured genji and fucking over a tracer who was new and didn't know mercy has a gun. I fucking understand why lucio way more than i thought i did. Sometimes you can't just sit there and babysit because shitters won't change out of McCree or sniper when they aren't hitting fucking shit.
Man, fucking miss TF2 sometimes, the people there could be stupid but at least they fucking try more.
>>342448758
I guess I'm playing with better players then because as a Lucio main, I always end up picking 3rd/4th and have to convince the existing mercy every 2 out of 3 times that it's okay to double up on healing.
I've also rarely had the issue where people only want to play lanky sniper lady
>>342448881
>gotta put a few peas in some nigga
that's not how you play Mercy
>>342448925
I tend to lean more towards lucio myself since i can just spam extra damage instead of hugging ass to heal. Always feel bad when i speed boost a junkrat who was about to jump and then he just blows up his grenade and runs into a hole or something. I also hate it when i do that shit as a junkrat too.
>>342449006
Not them, but some teams are THAT inattentive. It's more foolish, I think, to run around avoiding the flanker while expecting your team to take care of it. It would be nice if they did, sure, but you have a weapon yourself.
Got 54/54 things for mercy, simultaneously regret it and don't regret it because it's mercy.
>>342449006
Well it's there for a reason, I'm not going to just sit there and let genji cut my shit up because the guy I'm healing is an asshole. Believe me, I'd rather just heal and let everyone else take care of shit, but if there's anything I learned playing medic in TF2, it's that you gotta watch your own ass or you're just going to die more. Can't heal shit or use ults when I'm dead, anon.
>Reinhardt charges and grabs our Mercy
>shield her right before they hit the wall
>kill the big guy
>she flies to me and does the cute applause emote
I know it's stupid but my heart melted
>>342449541
How much does Reinhardt's charge do in pin? I thought it was 300.
>>342449675
350
Pin is 300 but the intial hit does 50 as well
>>342449675
I'm assuming he's talking about Zarya or Lucio shield.
>>342449437
>>342449478
yeah but unless they're all low on health
>>342449541
>team wipe happens thanks to an ult
>hit applause emote as mercy
>suddenly she's checking her pulse and making smug face
>"understood"
>it shows up in potg
>"oh man, mercy's kind of a bitch"
>>342449867
That's cute and all but they'll remain low health if the mercy dies to a flanker.
>Achievement for reviving 4 people at once
>I'm so good at Mercy that never fucking happens
>Whenever I'm not playing Mercy 4-5 team wipes happen all the time
I just want my spray
>>342449867
Better to try and defend yourself than to literally just sit there and die. What's even your point?
>>342450053
the flankers I meant
>>342438485
>Dropping a shield and looking at bullets requires skill
I wish Mercy was my mommy and I could marry and impregnate her
>>342449210
Damage potential is so good with Lucio. More often than not I can scare off a Widowmaker by spamming where she was while strafejumping. That, and I've solo killed more Bastions than I can count because they're too retarded to notice that they're taking damage
>>342450180
>>342440391
dude delete dis shit
I know it's porn but common
>>342450180
this is objectively the best fan art I've ever seen
>>342450286
I'm still pissy about the fact that you can't knock back a mounted bastion. It'd be so damn good too.
>>342448604
It’s fast v slow, not fast v moderate. Lucio's heal is only moderate for three seconds every 12 seconds
>>342450145
Rein requires a lot of situational awareness and a lot more than holding your shield out.
>>342450094
>tfw I know that feel
>always keep everyone alive
>usually only get two rez max
I once let my team members die so I could try and get it but I only ended up rezzing three of them. How close do they have to be? They all weren't even that far apart,do they have to be on my screen when I use my ult?
>>342450180
Can't stop the Pharmercy.
>>342450613
It would make him too useless. Every Pharah in the world would just Blast every Bastion out of position.
>>342450407
Fuck off tumblr.
>>342448095
>tfw
>>342450843
Hot garbage, Gency is the only way to go
>>342450180
I'm the guy taking the shot while at the same time getting ready for my vanilla and chocolate sunday.
>>342450953
>Buffing someone with half the damage output and half the mobility.
Yeah fuck off. Pharah and me fly through the skies together to bring death to all.
>>342439809
She gives her love in different ways.
>>342450273
Are you me?
>>342436841
How's that lowest winrate?
>>342450937
here we go
>>342451263
Fine do to enforced 50/50.
>>342450953
>Weekly brawl modes
>Justice Rains From Above: Pharah and Mercy take to the skies.
Even Blizzard ships Pharah and Mercy together
>>342444412
man, imagine if you were human and stuck your finger in one of those
>>342450946
I like that a fucking dupe of a 1k skin gets you only 200. What a crock of fucking shit.
>>342450273
I wish Mercy was your mommy so you could marry and impregnate her and she could give birth to me and I could cuck you because I'm the new hotness and you're old now.
>>342451305
We need to come up with better Weekly Brawls
>Ultimate Mixup
>Get a random Ultimate each time it charges
>You don't know what it is until it's charged
Remember that your Mercys NEED to be protected from Roadhogs bullying them
>>342451263
>tfw held a 57% for a while and felt proud of it because of the low average winrate
>>342451429
Sucks for anyone who gets D.Va's ult.
>>342451448
>ywn be this cute
Shame mercy doesn't have the best legendaries, i only really like devil
>>342451289
>enforced 50/50
sounds like a shitter to me
>74% on Jet Set Favela (39 hrs)
>70% on Kraut Angel (34 hrs)
>65% on Ellen DeGeneresovna (25 hrs)
I don't even play with premades
>>342451582
>Mercy and Tracer are my two favorites
>Both have such great default designs and their alts are direct downgrades
Fucking hell.
tfw nobody on battle dot net toerpwith and then play pharmercy after youclimax
>>342451582
Devil is still pretty ugly. I just go with Cobalt.
>Halloween Angel of Death skin pls
>Playing Mercy on Hollywood, Attack first
>Manage to just barely get the first capture
>Half the team, two Reapers and a Soldier spend the whole match TDM in the alleys
>Constantly telling them to get on the fucking payload
>We lose, never make it to the first checkpoint
>Call out the shitters
>"Hey fuck you my k/d was sick I did more than you"
Pro tip, if you're not near the objective you're not getting healed.
>>342451764
>cobalt
>not amber
enjoy being a blue bitch
>>342451681
Cobalt mercy is great for the blue wings
>>342451582
>tfw when L E G E N D A R Y
>it's IMP Mercy
>really wanted Valkyrie
>compare the two
>realize Mercy's breasts are more delicious with the IMP and DEVIL skins
Guess I won in the end.
>>342436841
That's a weird way to spell Lucio...
>>342451842
>Hanzo (Need healing!)
>Hanzo (Need healing!)
>Hanzo (Need healing!)
>Finally capture the point despite his retarded ass
>Heal him quickly while travelling to point B
>Spams it even while at full health and melees me
No fuck you you squinty eyed cunt, I'm not your personal healer. Learn to shoot and maybe I'll give a shit about you, I'll be over here healing characters that actually do shit. Hanzos and Genjis do this to me constantly, thirsty ass chinks.
>>342451681
I like T Racer and slipstream enough but other than that yeah, tracer really got the short end of the stick
>>342451764
Mercy can make anything look good! (except for purple hair imp is just gross)But yeah, i would kill for there to be a halloween witch skin or even a nurse skin
>>342452085
Fuck both of them. Rarely do I find ones worth healing.
mercy players ruin games with their shit "autowin" button, I hope it gets its charge time nerfed because its just ridiculous how often you can use it. Dunno how people even feel good about playing mercy when all they do is hiding in a corner during the enemy push and wait for their own team to die
>>342451842
>>342452085
>play with really good buddies that tend to go tdm due to being CS vets
>route 66 attack as D.Va
>every checkpoint reached was due to overtime, literally just me standing on payload or crouching behind it
>last checkpoint overtime
>we won cause I was the only one standing on point after bumrushing a payload camping bastion
>"Wow anon why aren't you helping us kill their team? You were just standing there"
Fuck tdm faggots
>>342451759
>No Mercy to enjoy the juxtaposition of clean, white formfitting suits and hyperscat
>>342451869
Amber is for flashy whores and dinosaur DNA. Cobalt is pure.
>>342452274
There's just no getting rid of them and no reasoning with them. All you can do is go for a damage class as well and hope your combined TDM is enough to overcome.
>skin name
>those colours
>shiny
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>342452826
It's almost Princess like. Equestrian even.
>>342441568
Actually, no. But nice try.
>>342452568
No one on the team values the tank or support. I get called out for not having a high kd/r all the time when I'm playing with them. And my answer is always the same, I don't fucking play dps, I'm tank/support.
The thing that pisses me off is how it seems like no one on this planet knows how to protect their supports.
>>342453182
True that. I'll admit the major onus of staying alive is on me but if you see my literally flying towards you with enemies in pursuit would it kill you to address them?
I've never even fathomed playing OW butI definitely have a thing for angelic womenand sometimes guys like Safer Sephiroth, especially ifthey turn out to be evil
>>342453182
>always wait for others to choose
>inevitably no one picks support
>go Zenyatta
>"hey zen can u go mercy or lucio?"
>"You are welcome to play either of those characters."
>they don't
>Bronze Damage
every time
>>342453182
>"Guys, can you get this Tracer? She's killed me like ten times."
>"Dude she does like no damage you're just bad lol"
>Tracer rolls up and sticks a grenade to his face
>"Tracer is so OP almost as OP as Mei"
>>342436841
I'm a Mercy "main" (mains are retarded in OW, but she is the one I have the most hours with by far), and even I know that's wrong. No matter, absolutely no matter, how good a Mercy is, she can't and will never be the sole reason your team has won, you need your team to be at the very least not brain damaged and have some resemblance of skill.
I remember how people would post that picture of the healer saying "oh look, DPS overextended again, guess who is not getting healed and dies like a bitch, I'm your god faggots", and before OW I thought that was true as well, but now I know it's bullshit. The healer needs good teammates more than ever, and ever if he is with retarded ones, you can bet your ass he will beg like a bitch for anybody around to protect him as soon as an enemy has found them.
>>342444412
the succ
>>342439809
how the hell is that heal slut a virgin? Sauce please.
>>342454174
Everything you said was wrong.
>>342454296
The nanomachines in her body repair her womanly parts. So she bleeds every time you have sex with her, like a virgin.
>>342441919
Objectively wrong. Fuck off wallnigger.
>>342454331
>you take her virginity again every night
>>342437502
I want to fuck Mercy's butt!
>>342450180
why are Pharas tits coming out of her ribs
>>342452915
>high heels making clopping noises
>>342452568
that comic is brutal
>>342447791
I feel like this too. I keep trying to play Mercy but it doesn't feel like I do much, and on top of that, the enemy team always wants to murder me.
mercy is best grill
>>342454551
shading
>>342446703
Fucking casual.
fuck mercy
medic thread
can you make mercy look like stroheim
you cant
fuck you all
>>342454748
>76 hours
>level 11
What is the best hardware upgrade for a mercy mainer when it comes to raw healing prowess improvement?
a) Better videocard
b) 144hz monitor
c) Actually well performing m+kb
d) Varied sex toys
e) Prostate focused sex toys
>>342454748
>your face when
>Game starts
>Rush the objective
>Kill half the enemy team alone
>"Alright, we've gotta have the point"
>Objective lost
>My entire fucking team died during that skirmish
>Enemy capped the point with a half dead Hanzo and a Genji
Every. Fucking. Time. I swear to god the average player in this gave has the survivability of a goldfish in a desert.
>>342454828
>being this retarded
>>342454681
I stopped playing Mercy because with randos, no one pays attention to I'M UNDER ATTACK and let's you get stomped.
>>342454828
He elited or whatever it is. Past level 100.
>>342454721
>Naval piercings
Absolutely disgusting.
>>342454829
144hz, you gotta react quick, a high refresh rate will do manigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax8NxWn48tY
>>342454748
Wow, you are 100% a bonified healslut aren't you? You love serving people i'm sure.
>>342454828
He's level 111 you retard.
>>342454965
Can only afford the monitor for the moment though, not sure how far an oced 780 will push it.
>>342441919
lucio is only good on KOTH maps because the objective(s) are always in enclosed rooms. AoE healing dominates there (2^6 > 6^2). also another reason he dominates on KOTH is because its faster paced than the other gamemodes, so his speed boost (E ability) is almost necessary to control an objective before the enemy team
but on every other gamemode mercy dominates strictly because her heals are much more powerful than lucio's and she is also much more versatile than he is (ex. lshifting to a sniper or away from certain death to prolong defending)
>>342454721
>>342454918
I hated that when I first saw it. Tried to fix it as best I could
>>342455062
144 hz helped me a lot in tf2 healman, but not sure if it will work with angel healslut
>>342436841
lucio is better
>>342455127
>smoking
still bad
>>342455202
Nanomachines son, no danger to her.
>>342455202
Look anon, I didn't draw the thing, Shad did. He has shit taste in general. I did what I could.
im trying to reclaim the thread for medics
it isnt working
please post medic
___ ___________, ____ ___ _ ___ __ _______ ______ ____ ___ ______!
One of the things I love most about Mercy ishearing her heels click-clack on the pavement
>>342455004
Mercy is the only healer I've found to be fun so not really. Even Lucio bores me.
>>342455330
Thats ok anon.
Ill always prefer Medic.
>>342452826
>>342452915
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>342453379
Stop waiting for others to pick first. I used to do that until I realized almost no one will pick support, leaving me with a fuck-ton of hours on Lucio and minimal time on the Heroes I truly enjoyed. Now I go tank/support 7/10 times and choose whatever I want the rest of the time, assuming it still helps the team
Lucio is more fun, has a higher skill ceiling and has better utility
I lover you, mercy, but you're the heal-mistress of this relationship.
>tfw you pick mercy hoping for people to start telling you lewd buttstuff while you heal and nothing happens
/v/ lied to me...
Does anybody else makes it personal when there are other Mercys, either in your team or opponent teams, and gets jealous/mad if they get more heals than you or a POTG?
>>342455959
Yeah, there are support groups to help with the emotional trauma of realizing you're gay too.
Komm schon, Herr Wright! Wir sollen noch mehr Wissenschaft machen!
So what the fuck do people like about this game? Is there something I'm not getting?
>>342456079
What's wrong with gays bro? It's 2016. You've got something to say?
>>342455959
What sucks is when you do too good of a job healing to actually need any huge rez, yet the enemy team gets wiped so much their mercy gets potg despite getting curb stomped.
Usually the post-game cards fix that, though.
>>342436841
Oh good another overwatch thread we really needed that
>>342455959
Only if they're using the devil or imp skins. Worthless degenerates. I almost always beat them though so I don't care.
>>342455932
add the good players as friends
>>342455959
I single them out and pistol duel em
If they're better than me, I'm not gonna be buttmad about it though senpai.
>tfw when you get the potg instead of the other Mercy
it's only happened once, but it was a good feel.
>>342454839
Sauce.
I main Reinhardt but use Mercy a shit ton and it always baffles me how my teams ignore flankers. I often get bronzes and silvers (and even a couple golds) just from having to split off from the group to pistol down a Widowmaker or Hanzo. I think Overwatch has the absolute lowest average skill level of any player base I've ever seen.
>>342455601
Same, hearing that drives me wild.
>>342456163
It's casual with a decent cast
>>342456231
Tbh every second you spend healing your teammates with ult ready is a second you risk dying and losing the point because you couldn't rez. Sometimes it's better to stick back and wait for your team to die.
Of course if the other team is bad then that's irrelevant.
>>342456184
Homosexuality is a side effect of immunizations.
>>342456706
So how upset are you that tf2 is a dead game?
>>342456802
>top 3 most-played game on steam every day straight for a decade
>dead
wew
>>342456748
what you said is false (and bait), but even if it was true, i'd rather take a dick in my ass to getting infected by diseases.
>>342455119
No, Mercy is being played because she has the strongest ult in the game. That's it.
Speed boost is a much stronger normal ability than anything Mercy got, it's just that rez is too good to pass up on.
The exception for this is KotH, where the logistics of getting your team out of spawn in timely manner gives speed boost value boost relatively to rezzing.
>>342456881
How many of those are community servers which either A. are trade servers or B. Not the game
>>342450180
MOMS?!
>>342456802
not fully charged
but still i used play with my team at etf2l and it was baller, and im gonna rejoin with them pretty soon
>>342457003
Those don't exist anymore, anon.
>>342457030
600 hours at medic
its a worse fate
>>342457067
You're right.
Because the game is dead.
>>342450180
i don't understand why artists choose to ruin their work with that stupid red-cyan effect
>>342457180
I guess OW is dead since it literally has no community servers
>>342457030
>cropping out average and max heals done
You're shit at the game despite the hours played and should feel embarrassed.
>>342440852
>not just going Bastion on their ass
>>342457180
but anon heroes never die
So you really all consider Pharah's Mercy's heal container?
Every Pharah I try to support is stupid and gets sniped immediately, or gets targeted so much my heals do nothing.
I've had the most success being Roadhog's healslut, and against shitters Bastion's.
>>342457306
>yet
>>342457507
Healing Roadhog is just fueling their DPS's Ults. Don't do it.
>her name is LITERALLY Angela
It's time
>tfw i will never get a mercy that will just constantly heal me as S76 so that we can 2 v 6
feels bad getting 4 gold medals because the hanzo i have on offense won't switch to mercy / the shitters won't switch to mercy
>>342458038
>he will protect you
plot twist he doesn't
>>342458038
if you can read very fastly
is it hypno?
>>342458175
Then he wasn't the right man then to tank for you
>>342445315
where do I find this option? cant seem to find it in option menu
>>342458290
stop spamming your shitty loadouts, they're all trash
>>342458371
>play with the pocket
>so pocket, listen to-
>he jumps away
>alright demo, here's the plan i've made-
>dies
>scouts stay on the fl-
>kill a scout
>scouts come on i might die
>have to force
>where are you guys
>we are dead, medic.
>>342450180
>those hands
>that fucking Pharah tit
>that weird thigh to body crease that makes it look like a bent knee
>trying to distract people from all of this by using that stupid fucking anaglyph looking shit
Absolute garbage
>>342458590
Gains Goblin please go.
>>342458403
Options, Controls, then theirs a drop down for characters.
>>342458590
Will there ever be a D.Va skin referencing Asuka and Rei?
>>342448415
Lucio's buff range is gigantic, way bigger than Mercy's beam range. It's something like LOS within 45 meters
>>342458126
>Team Tips! - No Tank heroes - No Support heroes
>Last guy still has to pick
>Wait
>Wait
>Wait
>Hanzo
>>342458717
cheers
>>342458843
Maybe during his ult, not during normal runs.
>>342458901
Yea during standard buff, try it nigger
>>342458836
They already have one
>2016
>talking in chat
good one OP
>trying to push the payload as S76
>had a Symmetra for a majority of the match
>and a widowmaker who didn't even try to get vantage points
>and a genji who did fuck all
S76 really isn't young anymore, despite getting 4 golds and MVP for 75% of the match
>>342459291
He's old because he has to put up with these shitters.
>>342459476
I wonder, do you think Mercy's tried to get S76 on nanomachines?
>>342436841
I thank the mercy all the time.
>>342459631
To keep them the same age. Permanent family.
>>342454763
doktor...are you sure zis vill work?
>>342438485
mercyfags are cancer
>>342459769
Why the fuck is her nose so small
>>342447239
source
>>342459769
Pretty much.
I can imagine her trying to give a general overview on the positives, like he'll be stronger, faster, react quicker, etc. but never share the true reason why she wants to administer the treatment:she doesn't want to see him age and eventually die; fading away like a lit candle.
Except he'd probably view his skillset as something that doesn't need to continue existing and accepts his growing age and inevitable death. But until then, he'll keep fighting the good fight.
>>342460173
Don't have to smell the stench of you being bad.
>>342456932
What is aids
If she is so great why does she have a win rate of 47.8%, the lowest among all heroes?
>>342460571
Her teammates always drop her casket
>>342460571
if McCree is so good why is his winrate 48.1%, the third lowest among all heroes?
Because good characters get chosen more often, even by people who are bad at that role
>>342447239
For you
Imagine playing Mercy over Lucio
>Doesnt have to stick to teammates asses
>Doesnt have to pray that they notice and peotect you
>God tier mobility
>Actually does damage
>Heals everyone without it being his sole purpose
>Ult is leading the push rather than waiting for your team to die
>Understands the concept of love
>Isnt a healslut
>>342461081
Lucio is the one of the sluttiest of healsluts, second only to Zenyatta. Mercy is pure.
>>342437993
If all of those were done in situations where they were needed, I actually am quite grateful for their contributions.
>>342461081
I use Lucio when I'm attacking and Mercy while I'm defending.
>>342461081
UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND etc...
>>342460571
I have few reason's as to why.
-She's highly dependent on her team for escaping, unlike Lucio with his speed boost and wall-riding mobility. A good team will have a front line, back line, and a vertically above positioned teammate (like a Pharah) that she can shift / Guardian Angel to. Most pubs are spread way too far apart or way too close too each other.
-Playing her requires much more decision making than Lucio. A pub Lucio can spam e most of the time an doing a decent amount of healing even if it's not the most optimal use of the e. Mercy has to practice triage and balance between damage boosting. For example, damage boosting a teammate to end an enemy reaper's death blossom vs healing through the ult and hoping you two survive.
-Most Mercy's do not use their pistols. Lucio's slight additional DPS can make the difference in a game. The chance of enemies that would get away with a sliver of health would be lessened. Lucio's RMB knockback even offer crucial elimination opportunities depending on the map.
-Many Mercys save their ults for big resurrects, not often realizing that her ult charges so fast that she can pop out an additional single resurrects here and there to allies (especially if it's an ally that's extremely good).
-Big resurrects are an extreme gamble. You're essentially taking your chances on how long you can live before you use your Q.
-Big resurrects still leaves your team in a terrible position compared to the enemy team if they're competent enough to know where they should be standing. The big lights announcing every character's position doesn't help. Pray that the enemy team's healer isn't still alive after it too because 90% of the time, you're a huge target when you announce "Heroes never die", leaving your teammates fighting against a team with one.
-She's a desperate pick for games reaching the end / overtime, especially if the team never started with a mercy / lucio to begin with.
>>342454331
you're not supposed to bleed first time you have sex, that only happens if your partner is too rough
>get in game with 3 level 80's and above
>was around level 14 at the time
>hear a girl instantly say whats up and shit starts memeing like "le gamur girl xD"
>ask how to mute people, she makes fun of me for being low level
>she insta-locks mercy and we get in game
>realize she is level 92
>does pretty good job as mercy but is obvious healslut and attention whore
>after match check her records
>98 hours as mercy, next most played is 16 hours as lucio
>>>>mfw
>>342459951
SEKAI ICHI
VERY IMPORTANT MERCY POLLE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10561666
http://www.strawpoll.me/10561666
http://www.strawpoll.me/10561666
>>342462374
>lesbian option
Then why bother asking who the best man is? Make a separate poll for a female pairing.
DLC when?
>>342462374
>unironically picking anything other than 76
>>342462470
you know people would bitch if there wasnt one
>>342454413
if teams were still allowed to pick two wallniggers he would have an over 100% pick rate
>>342458717
Shit, I didn't know about this menu, Soldier 76 can actually enable health bars for once which is obviously a great advantage
>>342462374
>all these soldier 76/mercy fags
>no genji love
wow anon....
>>342458038
Why does this make me hard?
>>342463957
pick up your medigun and get in the line for free labcoats
tfw healing your teammates while wearing a bra, stockings and cute panties
>>342464174
>wearing bras
bruh.
>>342460571
Because monkey players like me always focus her first :3
>>342455119
Nigga lucio is on anything and can do more than healslut and boost a single guy all fucking day. While doing this, he can do good damage, has the ability to knock people away and off ledges, has great speed and top notch mobility that makes him hard to hit riding on walls, can boost speed, \heals, has a great ult etc. He does EVERYTHING very very well and that's what makes him the best character.
People don't bitch because they aren't generally getting killed in real bullshit ways by Lucios like they are by Widowmakers or Mcrees
>>342464553
whenever i play winston kong i play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUZQMTWIRw0
It pains me to see just how many people don't understand the game yet. People in the closed beta picked up on everything really fast but now in retail for whatever reason people are gravitating towards various characters and blind themselves to their ingame roles, refusing to pick properly or switch when needed.
>Defense
Mercy is a must have, no questions asked. The only time you'd want a Lucio here is if you are in a high end ranked game where the Mercy+Lucio combo is all but necessary. Even then his job is only to counter ult the enemy teams Lucio ult push. In normal games a solo Mercy is perfect while a Mercy+Sym combo works on some maps (only on the first point mainly).
>Offense
Mercy outranks Lucio as your support of choice in most lineups if you are only picking one support. He isn't a BAD choice but you are placing a lot of importance in winning off one push, you don't have revives to sustain the fight and are stuck with really long runbacks.
>Koth
Lucio is mandatory here and up until the last patch you never wanted a Mercy on your team. The meta used to be (and still kinda is) Tracer focused so the main strat was always 2xLucio 2xTracer and 2xWinston, now though you can argue sneaking in a Mercy to pocket a really good Pharah but it's still an ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh pick.
>Zenyatta
Stop picking him, he isn't good and he cannot solo heal. All you are doing is forcing someone else to switch off and play support to cover you.
>>342444939
this is so cool, that tiny soldier head tho'
>>342436841
Lucio is the superior healer
>>342446760
>vietnam flashbacks
>>342464174
I'm sorry, but please don't tell me You're a trap
>>342457427
>no Battleborn on rank 3
Nice fake screenshot faggot.
>>342450953
>>342451305
Filthy fucking faggots. Back to /u/.
>>342450273
me too
>>342438485
>Mercy
>Skill
This your first time around the block?
I pick her when I don't want to try and do anything. Even fucking soldier requires you to do more.
Are all mercy fags first time healers or something?
I get Lucio is more fun to play as, but people really need to get real with this "he is a better healer" thing, because that's wrong enough to make any other claims look terrible too.
Mercy heals 50 HP/second all the time. Lucio heals 12.5 HP/second and can increase it to 40 HP/second for 3 seconds every 12 seconds at best.
She's way more of a significant healer.
> https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o973w19WBu1t4qcv1o1.mp3
>>342465437
Not true. Zenyatta goes well with a team that can throw out solid amounts of damage. A discord orb on a Reinhardt and a Reaper from the back is a death sentence.
Also a well placed Zenyatta ulti can get you out of Graviton Surge or get you that last push. He's a hero that isn't good if you don't know how to play him, which most people don't because you have to do actual damage long range in order to be effective.
>>342467183
>thought the BR was going to fuck someone
>everyone starts counting
Scared the shit out of me.
>>342467183
> "You can do it!"
> "I've got your back."
> "Don't give up!"
> "Ey, you gotta believe."
> *beep bep bep!*
> "The Universe shall embrace you."
> "I believe in you!"
STOP IT, STOP
>>342436841
Mercy and Pharah shipping is what made me get this game.
Hearing Mercy's heels clicking while running is just an added bonus.
Just wish there was more banter during the games, not just the warnings of people being behind you or a teleported being spotted.
Like in Ace Combat.
And there should be a special line from Pharah when she's the only one being rezzed by Mercy's ultimate.
>>342467183
>Undermeme
>>342467183
This touches my heart too much.That Zarya line though was out of place
>>342444412
>sushi2go
>>342467183
>It's been 20 years since Undertale came out
>The music still invokes an emotional reaction in me
Is this art?
The quality of the plot, characters, gameplay and humor are up for debate, but holy fuck the music hits me like a truck every time
>>342468268
>tfw you unlock a cute spray
all over my face
Does anybody have the version of this with fixed dialogue?
>>342466351
They're not a fucking trap.
Trap means they're passable as a female
>>342467546
Zenyatta is pretty good vs tanks in general now that McCree can't 1-shot them anymore.
>>342458038
w-why do I want to keep watching this?
>>342438485
>Mercy
>skill
>hold lmb and switch to rmb if fully healed
>press Q once in a while if teammates are dying
wow such skill.
>>342438328
I thank the enemy Roadhog for making ult charge real fast
>>342470778
because you want to heal
>>342441361
All Rein weekly Brawlmode when?
>>342471983
I mean, I did start playing Mercy/Lucio recently I guess?
>>342472134
and that's how it should be for you
>>342472102
>HAMMERZEIT
>>342472269
>Image
What? I mean OW does need more healer players in general though...
>>342446481
>Kill a genji 1v1 as mercy
>he gets play of the game at the end of the game
>says in all chat to disregard the POTG because he lost a 1v1 to a mercy earlier and apologises to his team
>>342470156
wew lad look at that fuck up here we go again
>>342448752
>13 hrs as an angry shotgunning midget who scavenges fresh bodies on the frontline for scrap and uses that armor to further fuel his and his allies' rampage
fixed
>>342472368
go be a good little healer, anon
>>342468536
It's because you probably played it when it was just released so it was before all the shitty fanfiction and tumblr fuckery
If you take the game just on it's own and ignore all the shit that just comes with fandoms - then it is an amazing game
>>342472486
I'll try!
So when is this getting fixed?
>>342472469
Thank you based anon.
>>342472556
That's the spirit!
>>342472598
In pubs? Likely never.
Most scrims are played on "High Bandwidth" mode, which means 60 tick. Those are only in custom servers, of course.
I've not seen or heard any evidence that suggests comp will be High Bandwidth.
>>342437502
I see a hanzo please report?
>>342467180
Lucios have an average healing done more than Mercy.
>>342447791
Lucio on attack
Mercy on defense
Lucio on KOTH
is the way I do it at least
>>342472747
I just don't see how they can reliably run a competitive MLG scene with low tickrate, broken hitboxes and nearly every game being decided by a single ultimate combo.
>>342444412
>tfw want to put my nutsack on that
>>342458038
This thing only serves to make me want to be a tank and protect my healer.
>>342471669
The difference between a good and a bad mercy is their ability to escape and stay alive, the core gameplay is pretty brain dead though
>>342451582
>tfw want to use my legendary skin for her
>Her hair in the default is top tier and I don't want it changed
>>342473154
Well, if it's 60 tickrate, then it's the same as ESEA servers for TF2 and CS:GO, but with looser hitboxes.
>>342437987
one of us
>>342473495
one of us
>>342473359
Mercy's skill cap is pretty low, once you figure out how to position yourself with your team you pretty much hit the cap right there, escaping mostly depends on your teams position where they are at that moment so you can press shift which is mostly based on luck on if they are in the right position at that time. The other support classes have a way higher skill cap.
>>342473594
one of us
>>342473048
Zenyatta is for attack.
>>342447781
>Get Lucio'd off a a cliff as Junkrat while looking down.
>Could have tossed and detted a mine to save myself.
>Brain didn't process this fast enough to realize it in time.
>getting steamrolled on Route 66 defense
>payload just hit the last checkpoint
>change to Bastion
>get up on the floating platform
>letsdothis.jpg
>try to mow down the entire enemy team (it never works)
>get one kill and is at 60 health
>shit
>suddenly my health starts growing again
>our mercy flew over to me
>proceed to mow down the rest of the enemy team
>get POTG and win game
Not going to lie, our Mercy should have gotten that POTG.
>>342465437
fuck you I go Zenyatta for damage support, I don't try to be best healer.