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Why is Australia so intolerant


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Why is Australia so intolerant
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>>342409265
Australia is not a free country.
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>>342409509
>Whatever, we're still 10 times better than the US
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>>342409509
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>Michael Atkinson cockblocks an R18+ rating for video games nigh on a decade
>Idiot finally gets ousted, and we get our rating

>Ratings board adjusts to the change by simply increasing everything they rate by one level; just as much shit is refused clarification as before, rendering R18+ moot

You'd have to be retarded to not import everything and have your Vita set to the US region though.
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>>342409509
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>>342409509
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>>342409265
Know nothing about this game, what's the "interactive touch system"?
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>>342409509
I'd move to Oz if you guys got better internet.
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>>342409940

you probably finger rape girls. based nintendo protected us from this my removing this in fire emblem
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>>342409265
>country that is literally used as a prison
>animals and plants that can kill them that lives in land/sea
>afraid of titties
Even fucking pornstars with tiny tits are considered CP
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>>342409509
not gonna lie, i'd rather live in somalia than australia, atleast i'm free there
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>>342409265

I'm glad to see they actually said "fuck that" to Australia instead of censoring the game. Also, it isn't much of a big deal since Aussies can just import or use a PSN account to buy the game.
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>>342410106
>consenual headpatting
>BAD
>caressing machamp's dick
>GOOD
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>>342410106
Rapp would have been the one finger-raping little girls with you.
You maniacs. You blew it up. Damn you. God damn you all to Hell.
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Is there anyone in Australia who doesn't already have their Vita set to US region though?
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>>342410117
>country that WAS literakky used as a prison
ftfy
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>>342409509
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>>342409940

You tear of the clothes of questionably aged female characters
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>>342409265
>country of literal criminals
>has to pretend to be super pc to compensate
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>>342409509
you're losing your touch.
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>>342410291
>Rapp would have been the one finger-raping little girls with you
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>>342410428
Considering that having pictures of flat woman is CP in Australia. Thats not impressive.
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>>342410117
>Even fucking pornstars with tiny tits are considered CP
please tell me this isnt actually true. please, for my sanity... my faith in humanity ... oh fuck :(
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>>342410909

It's some 2005 law I believe that stated that if a woman "looked" under 18, it was considered CP. I believe the general standard was below C cup violated the rule.
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>>342410909
they ban things that look like it could be CP, even if they provably aren't. The only examples I've found are some porn mags denied publication

Part of the process of determining apparent age is looking at breast size, so in a roundabout way they do ban pictures of small chested women
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>>342409265
Australians are fucking hilarious, such crude and profane individuals yet all their laws mirror nothing of this.
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>>342411243
Many keks... Australia sucks worse then Sweden.


glorious.
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>>342409509
>Auspooria
>Better than the US.
>Has a smaller GDP that Brazil.
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Australia the country that rapes itself
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>>342411756
>rapes in the military
water is wet
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>>342410909

We are a cow tits country. Degenerates will be sent to Naruru where they belong
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>>342409509
Good job Aussie, you got a bunch of Americant's to reply
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>>342411243
>>342411456
In all fairness the censorship can't keep up with the internet so you wouldn't struggle to find small chested porn. Besides that who buys print porn anyway
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>>342411263
It comes with an aged population propagating the conservative morality meme. I'm still fucking salty we finally got R rated games but they still censor shit
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>>342411756
It's about asserting your dominance, man. You just don't understand how it works in prison.
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How can there exist a country more prudish and censor happy than America? Since everything in the outback tries to kill them shouldn't they be having more children to offset this?
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>>342414109
thats a buzzfeed tier post if i ever saw one
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>Kusoge Factory
Nothing of value was lost
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>>342414109
I know right? They're fucking garbage, every last one of them. Why we bend our asses over to them is unknown. Everyone in the world hates them, we really should just nuke the US and get it over with.
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>>342409509
>Aussies
>Niggers of the Anglosphere
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>>342409442
I hope Australia gets nuked for its crimes against humanity.
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>>342414959
>Nuke would actually improve quality of life.
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>>342409509
That's a pretty low bar and also wrong.
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>>342414959
Please no. I live here, but I'm from the US. I don't deserve that fate
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>>342414717
Weird way to spell "murricans" Tyrone.
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>>342415113
>I'm from the US. I don't deserve that fate
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>>342414717
>hugely liked by most nations
>everyone wants to move to Australia but cant because good border control
>functional society
Damn anon you must really love black people
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>>342415286
Sorry, I meant Canada
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>>342409265

You have a former colony with a weak cultural identity that went the sweden route of embracing whatever pop media determines is progressive and the idea that if your hide something it doesn't exist.
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>>342415423
>liked by everyone
>anyone apart from niggers moving to australia by choice

Hell anyone who has a brain wants to move out immediately.
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>Run a marathon, don't get blown up
>Enjoy a movie without being shot up
>Go to a club without being shot up
>Send my children to school knowing they wont be shot up
>Enjoy my kinder surprise because we can be trusted not to gobble the whole thing including toy like an obese american
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Here's why they did it:

>The game features a variety of female characters dressed in provocative clothing with their cleavage emphasised by their clothing revealing the sides or underside of their breasts. Four of the five characters – Estra, Flare, Maki and Setia, although of indeterminate age, are all adult-like, with voluptuous bosoms and large cleavage that are flaunted with a variety of skimpy outfits.

>The fifth main character, Connie, is depicted as child-like in comparison. She is flat-chested, under-developed physically (such as the hips), is significantly shorter than the other characters and wears her hair in pigtails. She also has a child-like voice, wears colourful child-like clothing and appears naive in her outlook on life. She is also referred to as a “girl” by the other main characters. In the Board’s opinion, the character of Connie depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18.

>The game features use of the Playstation Vita’s touchscreen feature, that allows the player to touch or run their finger across the touchscreen in order to make any female character’s breasts move in response. The chest area of Connie is viewed moving slightly when this occurs, which is significantly different from the greater movement viewed when one of the four adult-like female characters is touched.

>Within the character menu, the player can also touch the head, hips and legs of a character and a voice clip plays in reaction. When the player touches Connie in this mode it prompts verbal responses from her – either, “So flat. Super-flat.”, “Smooth”, “Just a little squishy” or two variations of a perturbed “Woah” sound. The application accompanying the game states there is a reaction to either the breasts, head, hips or legs of a character being touched. The touch response to each is indeterminate, as the gameplay footage does not indicate which area of the body is being touched when a response is heard.
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Our breed of "Baby Boomers" are the worst, thats why.
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>>342409265
The game isnt "banned". You just cant buy it from a store.

Importing it is fine though. Not that you would want to that game looks awful.
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>>342415624
Instead you get glassed by idiots
Shot up by mobsters and
Beaten up by corrupt cop
Oh your clubs have a 2am lockout rule.
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>>342414525
We're stronger than you and you know it.
That's why you are too scared to do a god damn thing, you depend upon us.
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>>342415612
We have absolutely no black people. And no Abos dont count.

So youre wrong again anonsan, going for a strike?
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>>342415782
>mobsters
>corrupt cops
Nigga what this isnt Brazil we are talking about. There are no mobs in Australia and the police corruption is so far behind the US.
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>>342415782
Don't forget that our citizens are complete and utter retards caught up in the most recent house renovation or cooking tv show.
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>>342415859
>dem somalians
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>Canada and Britbongs v& you for importing loli doujin
>Ausfags won't even let innocent idea factory garbage into the country because it smells like loli

Is the entire anglosphere aside from america fucked?
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>>342414959
The US and chinese scum too
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>>342415859

But you have indians and chinese

speaking of which, Asian girls with straya accents is pretty damn hot.
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>>342414959
Probably wouldn't even notice if you dropped one over most of the country.
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>>342409265
I'm from New Zealand.

If it doesn't come to Australia, it usually also doesn't come to New Zealand.

Fuck you Australia, stop getting us involved with your goddamn bullshit you under-arm bowlers
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>>342415845
Pfthahah. No.
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>>342409509
10 times 0 is still 0, anon.

Were you busy playing your didgeridoo in math class or something?
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>>342415845
>you depend upon us
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>>342416001
It's very close to a hybrid of Brazil and North Korea when it comes to crime and law.
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>>342409265
All australians have crime in their DNA so they can't be exposed to the sorts of things rational human beings can be.

It'd be like playing with a match near oil, you're just asking for trouble.
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>>342416032
Ding ding ding. Thats a strike you're out.

Come back next year to play 'You have no idea what you're talking about!'
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>>342416037
>Aside from America
Isn't Nintendo of America censoring things left and right?
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>>342414717
Australia is the America of the Pacific, really. And New Zealand is Canada.
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>Yankeefags criticize a country.
>Fags from said country flip a fucking tit.
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>>342416037

They don't have a based constitution and their governments, while seemingly more efficent make it easier for reactionary law passing come and fuck shit up.

That's essentially how all the angleosphere countries lost their freedom of speech and fire arms.
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>>342416195
>stops retailers selling pornographic games
>OMG ITS KOWEAR
You have no idea what you are talking about.
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Be honest /v/, let's say Japan never declared war on America and conquered China and Australia

Would the world be a better place?
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>>342416381
How much would the rate of anime produced increase?
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>>342416381

We wouldn't have anime, though.
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>>342416381
Japan wouldnt have survived in Australia. Emus never would have let them.
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>>342416195
This has to be bait, or you're the dumbest motherfucker around.
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who /Queensland/ here?

had an awfully good night last night lads...
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>>342416436
Anime would increase tenfold.
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>>342416381
No. No one stops when they're ahead, they would have warred the west eventually.
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>>342416381
>and conquered China
Definitely a better place.
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>>342416436
>Australian Anime

Yeah nah sempai-cunt
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>>342414959
>Drop a nuke into Australia
>Most of Australia isn't even inhabited since it's mostly inhospitable desert or so dry that there's no point even bothering to live there
>The nuke does nothing
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>>342416519
QUEENSLANDER
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>>342415681
I like how they're implying that it doesn't matter how old you are, if you're flat and don't have wide hips that you're a child.
Not even going to get in to how ridiculous that is when she's also a fictional chinese cartoon drawing.
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>>342409265
I'm sorry to all the weebs out there but,

This game looks like fucking trash catering to the empty shallow weaboo faggots out there. I've played better like VA-11 HALL-A.
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Honestly I think of Australia as like Texas 2.0, with more death.

I don't think I'm wrong.
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>>342416532
Then I want to live in that universe
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>>342416519
You get in at 5:30pm? Isn't everything shut, an old geezer like you has to get to sleep early.
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>>342416647
26 - 16
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>>342416562
>Oooo, anon-san, desu desu nice cuntu mate
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>>342416227
i live here you shit cunt
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>>342416762
10 from 11
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>>342410117
>>342410909
>>342411232
>>342411243
>>342411456
>>342412793
It's not even true you gullible retards, it was a rumor started years ago by the Australian Sex Party to piss people off into siding with their political stances.
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>>342416730
Texas isnt multicultural enough.

So whatever state has the most brits/irish/greeks/germans = Australia
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>>342416730
>australia
>texas 2.0
See: the great people's Republic under John Howard and his gag laws and gun bans
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>>342416052
One of my friends is like this. She's an ABC, some bogan yells "go back to China bitch", but she out bogans them and yells back "fuck off cunt!" in a thick Aussie accent.
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>>342416486
Japanese steel can cut through the emu, they would definitely win.
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>>342416708
Aren't you on vacation, Xythar?
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>>342416901

The fact that it's so easy to believe says a lot, I'd think.
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>>342416798
Just because you live next to the 1 Somalian doesnt mean they actually exist in more than 1 cunt
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>>342416996
Because you idiots are so willing to believe anything so you have an excuse to shitpost.
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>>342416620
>Most of the population is concentrated in a few major cities along the cost
>somehow this means a couple nukes would be less effective instead of more
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>>342414525
You can try, third worlder.
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>>342416620
how about a colony then.
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>>342410117
damn

no wonder australians resort to shitposting
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>>342416195
Hey don't compare Australia to Brazil. Brazil isn't that bad.
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>>342416932
Gun bans were a good thing. No mass shootings, little to no gun crime against normal people. What guns are around are farmers with ye old muskets.

Its pretty comfy.
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>>342417056
>an australian complaining about shitposting
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>>342416620
>They aim nukes at uninhabited areas
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STOP BULLYING AUSTRALIA
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>>342417016
>>342416798

>Australians fighting
>using the word cunt

Clearly neither of you are Australians, since cunt is Australian for friend.
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>>342416620
Apparently nukes have actually been tested in Australia and people didn't even notice.
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That's what you get for not living in America
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>>342409509
>[Deleted]
Are Americucks really that butthurt?
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>>342417016
west australian detected
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>>342415624
>we can be trusted not to gobble the whole thing including toy like some obese american
HOLY SHIT IS THAT WHY THEY'RE BANNED? FUCKING AMERIKEKS BTFO
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i really hope that China nukes the hell out of Australia some day in the future
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>>342411629
At least the Brazilians have a friggen space program, since australians can't afford to to put their own species into space.
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>>342416901
>they ban things that look like it could be CP, even if they provably aren't

>Part of the process of determining apparent age is looking at breast size

the shitposting twisted the truth a little, but these are both true
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>>342417131
Oh good, it's going to destroy Sydney
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>>342417227
You missed again

I live in the one part of Australia not infested with immigrants
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>>342416620
Do you think if we ever send man to Australia that life will be discovered?
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>>342417235
Brazil's an interesting place that has more money than many developed countries but is run by complete retards so it'll never become a respectable place.
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>>342417294
like somalians? there's fuckin heaps where I live
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>>342417167
>no mass shootings

Nice try but there have been multiple since the ban

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Hectorville_siege

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29137726

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/wedderburn-man-ian-francis-jamieson-charged-over-triple-murder-20141023-11axdx.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monash_University_shooting
Also a lot of other mass murders with other means (mainly arson)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childers_Palace_Backpackers_Hostel_fire https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Saturday_bushfires#Central_Gippsland_fires https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lin_family_murders https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quakers_Hill,_New_South_Wales#Nursing_home_fire https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cairns_child_killings
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>>342417235
>he doesnt know
My sides
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>>342417131
This makes me wet and horny
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>>342417294
Oh nice your closest neighbour is 32km down the road either way. That explains sitting here shitposting.
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>>342414525
children always end up hating their parents at some point.
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>>342415681
its like theyve never met an asian women under the age of 35
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>>342415686
I look forward to 80% of them being unable to afford the shit welfare and medical system they're trying to build. That being said they'll just rely on the youth they so despise. Age of entitlement amiright?
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>country gets criticized for doing something stupid
>BUT BUT BUT AMERICA HAS PROBLEMS LIKE X, Y, AND Z

every time
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>>342410137
The only problem with that is everyone there is free, and some chose to abuse that fact.
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>>342417370
Thats the best you can do?

I cant even post all the US mass shootings because it would reach the post limit and then take a whole new thread to do

And thats only in the last year

You want guns. Fine. But plenty of societies do better off without them and Australia is one of them cunt.
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>>342415845
>amerifags believe this
Good luck with your war economy and highest income gap in the world. Who are you guys planning on invading next?
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>>342409509
>literal colony of criminals talking shit
You're trying, I guess.
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>>342417392
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>>342417401
Missed again. Keep guess you'll get it eventually.
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>>342409265
It keeps happening.
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>>342417630
Better than a country of mass murderers
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>>342417294
What, somewhere in the middle of the fucking desert like Coober Pedy?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coober_Pedy

>There is a town in Australia where all they do is mine for opals and they live in little caves they carve out of the mine shafts

What the fuck? That sounds like you're all dwarfs or goblins or something.
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>>342417510
>criticize other countries
>can't handle critics about yours
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>government trusts you to vote for politicians who decide the future of our nation
>trusts you to drive cars around at high speeds near other cars also doing high speeds
>trust you to own firearms
>does not trust you with video games or music they don't approve of

Something doesn't add up.
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Am I too late for the Australians somehow blaming Americans for this?
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>>342417510
>country has a working legal system that stops degenerancy
>HAHHAHA N.KOREA 2.0
erry time
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>>342417603
Our poor are your rich. You can't even comprehend the difference.
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>>342417553
>moves the goalposts

Kek

Fyi that "mass shooting tracker" list is bullshit. It counts 4 or more shot and not necessarily dead as a mass shooting. Most of the shootings involve zero death and are criminal, gang or drug related happening in inner city ghettoes. Federal definition is 3 or more shot dead excluding gang shootings.
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>auscucks

Pathetic
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>>342416519
>>342416647
Fucking bogans go away
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>>342417307
Apparently you can find bacteria on Mars, so the real question is if we can find intelligent life in Australia.

The answer is _no_
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>>342417720
this desu
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>>342417131
May I ask from wich Gundam is this? I would guess Origins 4 but is not out yet, so maybe Unicorn recap of the past events?
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>>342417370
>first one is 3 deaths
Pfthhahahah

Try again
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>>342417553
And forced voting and mandatory helmet laws? Plain packaging? The inability to import anything? The fact you put so much anti gambling ads in casinos that it wasted taxpayers money? Your move subhuman.
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>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
>downright draconian gun laws
>need a license for fucking air rifles
>airsoft is banned
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
>smokeless tobacco is banned
>toys containing beads are banned
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
>many violent games and movies banned
>video games are expensive as shit
>no self defense allowed
>hoverboards banned
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Worst part is Australians defend this shit.

Fuck I hate my country sometimes.
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>>342417235
>space program
huehuehehehue
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>>342417190
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>>342417930
You live in the best country on Earth now shut the fuck up
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I'm glad for the ban. We don't need this pedoshit degeneracy entering our borders.
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>>342417873
Mass shootings are 3 or more deaths you idiot according to the FBI.

https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/office-of-partner-engagement/active-shooter-incidents/a-study-of-active-shooter-incidents-in-the-u.s.-2000-2013 page 7
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>>342417603
Australia's only value is mineral resources, so depends on commodity prices. :^)
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Aussie anon here, Americans are total bros, every one I have met was cool and go out of their way to be friendly.

A lot of aussies worship American culture, eat from American based chains, watch all of your shows.....you'll find no real aussies here, just our versions of weebs hiding indoors, often in gated or upper class suburbs pretending they are mick dundees and steve irwins when reality is theyve never even been further than the capital city they more than likely live in
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Shit like this reminds me how good it is to have a real Constitution and rights in your country instead of privileges
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>>342417235
>Implying Brazil is better than anything in anyway
>mfw
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>>342415681
okay yeah censorship and whatnot aside, why the fuck is that even in the game to begin with? can we stop defending those slanty-eyed gooks chinky perversions? phil fish was right, they do suck at making video games.
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>>342418020
I don't even live in the best Anglo nation.

I'd rather live in Switzerland. At least they have rights.
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>>342417910
Wait, what's wrong with smokeless tobacco? Surely it would lead to less second hand smoke and therefore less occurrences of lung cancer and shit right?
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>>342417803
Only thing moving here is the body count to gun crime in your country. Use whatever metric you want, you still lose.

Oh wait. You cant use metric. Ba dum tss.
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>>342417910
Their subhumans are tame.
Their women are fit and hot.

Big points in their favor.
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>>342415624

Imagine being so mad that you're australian that you have to post things like this. I'm so sorry, mate.
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>>342418161
Our women are cunts though.
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>>342417853
Yeah it's a flashback from Unicorn. Start of episode 4.
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HAHAHAHHA AUSTRALIA

fucking joke nation lmao
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>>342418074
If you Australians worship Americans so much, why are your Burger Kings called Hungry Jacks?

I'm a Kiwi and I have noticed you guys have way more American fast food places though. Even brands we don't have here like Taco Bell.
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>>342416996
Nothing pisses me off more than this idiotic argument.
>hey look at this completely nonsensical piece of bullshit which i freely believe because it confirms my political views!
>that's bullshit you idiot
>maybe but the fact that it's so close to the truth says a lot doesn't it? :^)

See: anything said about feminists on /v/.
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>>342417890
>good thing
>good thing
>exceptionally good thing
>false
>good thing

Anon-san I knoe you live in a shithole but most of society doesnt. Stop oozing the jelly juice okay?
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at least australia doesn't have a tv licence

all the channels are probably banned anyways lol
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>>342418152
>claims no mass shootings
>proven wrong
>b-but it's still less than your country

fucking lol. get rekt dingofucker
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>>342415624
>Kinder Surprise banned in America
Oh shit nigger, it's real. Truly the greatest morons on earth.
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>>342418161
>Australian women
>Fit

Nigger our obesity rate is one of the worst in the developed world. We're creeping up on America ffs.
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>>342418106
Rig spotted
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>>342417801
I'm reminded of that fact that if you have $10 in your pocket and no debts you're economically better off than half of America. Or the fact that about 200 people hold half of America's wealth. And here I am sitting on the aus poverty line of around $500 a fortnight. So what im saying is fucking righto cunt. Remember to tip.
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>>342417930
Amerifag living in Australcuntland for the last year and a half. Only 6 more months and I'm fucking moving back. Worse decision ever to move here.

Feel bad for you guys that can't leave easily. Feels bad, mate.
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>>342418278
What? I've never seen a taco bell? Where?
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>>342416254
NoA is just a company

Thats entirely different from the government itself censoring and banning games
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>>342417910
Self defence is entirely allowed. If you attack me and I beleive you are going to kill me im allowed to kill you first.

In home defence its even better, near impossible to fail the test unless you murder someone who you knew for a fact was not going to harm you (i.e. they were unconscious)
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The only thing Aussies can bring up against the US is our gun death rate which is extremely small compared to our population and primarily effects criminals

KEK
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>>342418321
>Putting inedible things in manufactured food products.

I'm sure that seemed like a smart idea to someone.
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>>342418443
35 klm neighbour bro strikes again
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I've been considering moving out of Australia. I think I may got to NZ.
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>>342418054
>FBI
>using a source who is against gun proliferation to support your gun proliferation
Only in American can you find people this stupid.
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At the end of the day youre all still nolofe virgins arguing whos country is less shit than the other.
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>>342418463
No you aren't.

You are not allowed to carry anything for self defense.

If you kill a home intruder unless he had a gun you will go to jail.
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>>342418443
Gold Coast, probably. I don't remember where I was, but it's not like I've gone to many places in Australia. Gold Coast is pretty touristy, so that sounds about right.

You also have Haagan Daaz or however it's spelt, and Baskin Robins icecream. New Zealand got that not too long ago, there were queues and everything.
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>>342418065
Its actually the service industry like education

Which is why Australia is set for life. China sucks so much they come here to be educated.
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>>342418387
How much do your houses and land cost over there in Aussieland, cunt? LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

You have more money in a currency that is approaching valueless, and everything costs twice to three times as much as here in the States.

Nice try Aussiefag.
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>>342418250
I have yet to see Unicorn, people tell me is the best gundam we got in years, wonder how much of that is true.
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>>342418610
Wait.

If I live in Australia and someone is raping my daughter with a knife to her throat, I can't kill him?

Wtf Australia
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>>342418558
The fuck are you on about you dumb bogan cunt? I never said FBI was pro-gun, I just linked the official definition of a mass shooting.

Learn to read.
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>>342418660
I pull $800 a week working at maccas

How bout you?
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>>342418501
It's like finding a toy in a cereal packet though. Surely no fucking dumbass is stupid enough to inhale the entire fucking thing.

Plus the chocolate is just a thin shell over the plastic capsule, so unless you swallow the entire fucking egg whole I can't see how you'd choke on it either.
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>>342418305
I said less in comparison to US

Which is right. And your wrong. Easy as pie mate dont get upset.
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>>342418501
Survival of the fittest.
Only the kids smart enough to not gobble it up survive.
America would be in great demographic decline without that ban.
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>>342418321
Remember when the US stopped including pokeballs with the pokemon toys at burgerking because some dumb ass 4 year old girl put it over her face and suffocated.
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>>342418626
Damn I never see any of these places. I would kill for an ihop within driving distance.
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>>342418718
>Believing anonmyous virgins on the internet
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>>342416254
Nintendo of America isn't the US government

Any censorship that has happened in the US has been carried out by the developers or companies themselves, the only games actually banned by the government proper were the Guy Game because it featured an underage girl being naked, and it wasn't even really banned because stores still sold it anyways and it wasn't enforced
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>this is what you got in kangaroo land
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>>342418610

This is so incredibly wrong.
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>>342418501
Sometimes, thinning the herd is necessary, especially when the herd dies to shit like this.
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>>342418817
No you faggot. Don't damage control.

See
>>342417167
>no mass shootings

Which is false as fuck

And even then the rate of massacres is roughly the same as pre-ban. Your killers just switched to other methods mainly arson
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>>342418161
>Their women are fit and hot.
Hobgoblins are not fit or hot though
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No Aussies were going to buy this game anyway. Well maybe one or two. Just download it via PSN or import.
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>>342416901
>the Australian Sex Party
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>>342418794
Anon, I'm much too lazy to find the number of people killed across the world by this design choice. It's just an indefensible design choice.

You're literally making a food that has inedible pieces. Why?

I mean lots of naturally-occurring foods have inedible pieces, and clearly we all learn not to eat them, but why would you go out of your way to make one?

Cereals that had toys in them put them in pouches to separate them from the food. They weren't inside of pieces of cereal or whatever, because that would serve no purpose.
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>>342418976
How do you choke on this? The second you bite down, you should realise there's plastic. Do Americans just keep chewing anyway? Do they just swallow the entire thing like a snake?
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>>342418660
>jokes on you! We have a crashed real estate market and the only way to survive on trash wages is buying mass produced dirt!
Doesn't it bother you the median income for most middle class jobs has fallen or stagnated since the 1970s?

I'll give you the inflated housing prices but that's because our pollys and baby boomers are emulating your trashy faux-growth that lead to the 2008 crash.
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>>342418610
>CLCA s15
> It is a defence to a charge of an offence if—
>
> (a) the defendant genuinely believed the conduct to which the charge relates to be necessary and reasonable for a defensive purpose; and
>
> (b) the conduct was, in the circumstances as the defendant genuinely believed them to be, reasonably proportionate to the threat that the >defendant genuinely believed to exist 1 .

(a) applies to what you actually believed at the time (i.e. 'he is going to try and kill me). (b) refers to the proportionality of the attack but is subjective as to the defendant, so its still what you believe not what objectively was right

tldr version you're wrong
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>>342418126
I would have bought the bait if you didn't mention Phil Fish.
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>>342419004
Starting a bushfire is not the same as unloading in a cinema you dumb fuck
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>>342418967
Sure thing.

http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/1440435

You cannot carry anything to defend yourself. Pepper spray, tazers, batons, knives, etc are all banned for carry.

All you can have is a rape whistle.

Self defense law is proportionality. Unless the attacker is trying to kill or seriously maim you, you cannpt do the same to him.
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>>342418718
We don't have formalized 'im-a-big-tough-cowboy' stand your ground laws but you won't be jailed for self defense
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>>342418660
mah zimbabwebux.
but even Canada has even cheaper goods then Australia ever does.
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>>342419346
With the intent to kill random innocent people it is you dumb fuck. Seeing as how the person was convicted of murder and sent to jail.
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>>342409265
Cucked
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>>342419351
so if they are raping my daughter the only thing I can do is blow my whistle and rape him back?
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>>342419346
Are you arguing that intentionally killing people with fire is better than intentionally killing people with bullets?
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>>342418794
Murricans have no time to chew their food when that time could be spent shoving more food down their throat.
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>>342409265
Better question: why are so many zipperhead games just random letters? hWvkltXs: Symphlabrynthitckle of the Bragklingarf Y Episodicica PantALoOn Tri

Fuck that shit. Use real words.
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>>342416519

Cairns is the only good place in Queensland
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>>342419351
>Unless the attacker is trying to kill or seriously maim you
False

It is SUBJECTIVE, this means its what you BELIEVED to be true at the time.

It is not a question of fact (He was going to kill you) its a question of what you thought at the time (I think he is going to kill me)
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>>342419562
Bush fires tend to go out of control very quickly, so it's more likely to be an accident or way worse than anyone anticipated.

On the other hand, if you start shooting with a gun you intend to kill everyone around you. If the body count doesn't match your intentions, it's because you missed.
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>>342419453
>>342419303

Nice lies austardians

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/28/homeowner-charged-with-murder-after-attempt-to-detain-suspected-burglar-turns-fatal/

If you kill a burglar intruding into your home it is murder.

Your self defense laws are shit.
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>>342414959
I hope it gets nuked so Mad Max comes true.
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>>342416996
On the contrary; the fact that you'd so easily believe it says a lot about you.
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>>342419702
See >>342419723
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>>342418610
>If you kill a home intruder unless he had a gun you will go to jail.
thats horse shit, a guy recently strangled a home intruder to death after finding him in his kids room and he didnt get charged at all

you're probably thinking of the britcucks
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>>342419316
haha, im honestly not baiting. besides FROM, the Japanese are fucking garbage at game design today. and they are fetishistic, backwards racists gooks, which is probably why you weebs like them so much.
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>>342409265
God fucking dammit.

I have been this pissed off at this country since they released metal gear solid V, nearly got refused classification and when it finally did come here they clearly cut the last couple of levels and centain another elements.
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>>342419709
You are a fucking retard. The guy was convicted of murder because he started the bushfire with the intent of killing people. It's no dofferent than somebody shooting innocent people with the intent to kill.
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>>342419723
>charged
Do you even know how the law works?

Australian prosecution is the government, not people, if you commit a crime its the states job to prosecute.

If you kill someone it will ALWAYS go to court, unless the chance of success is little to none, and as the article points out
>“We don’t know the facts of this matter,” he told the news site. “All we know is there is a complex set of circumstances that happened, but none of us know what they were.”

He was charged and likely acquitted on self defence laws.
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>>342414959
what crimes?
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>>342419709
"Well, I only intended to kill my neighbors with the fire, but it got out of hand and killed 37 other people."

I think the intend to murder people is where the problem lies.

Obviously, if you just negligently start a fire and it kills a bunch of people, then it's a different class of offense. But knowingly starting a fire to cause harm to others, with the knowledge that your country is an arid wasteland, is not something I would rank as a lesser offense to shooting up a movie theatre.
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>>342419976
Don't trigger the poor amerikek he can't comprehend not having muh freedom to fatally shoot a 17 year old suspect. Funny they kill so many and yet still have the highest incarceration rate in the world
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>>342419976
>he was acquitted

Citation or fuck off.
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Isn't that Mario joke mocking the GG movement?
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>fat americucks talking trash about any other country
At least i can go outside and not be shot
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>>342419931
what why they refuse mgsv?
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>>342419723
>It is alleged Mr Batterham and a friend found Slater-Dickson inside the house where a confrontation took place before the invader escaped.
>But a second confrontation took place down Cleary Street, where Mr Batterham is alleged to have choked Slater-Dickson after being assaulted by him.
>Slater-Dickson was sentenced to at least four years' jail for the rape of a 16-year-old girl inside a Tamworth home in 2007, after he pushed his way inside and bashed her before sexually assaulting her.
>He was also jailed for a ram raid on a Nauti & Nice store at Sandgate before being released on appeal last December.

This same man would be found guilty in US law. He was a rapist who chased down a man and murdered him on the street. It wasnt a home invasion situation.
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>>342419660

noice
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>>342420179
Actually turns out he murdered the guy in cold blood once the victim had left the house

So he likely will be found guilty for murder, which is good. But the case is still in the courts.
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>>342419931
>nearly got refused classification

Shit, really? Over what? It's the most tame out of the entire series.
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>>342420270
B-BUT CRIMINALS ARE GOING TO TOTALLY STAB YOU AND YOU'LL TOTALLY DIE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DEFEND YOURSELF WITH A GUN YOU KEK
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>>342420270
>At least i can go outside and not be shot
No instead they get killed by wild animals.
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Since we're talking about bushfires in Australia, did you know that trees can set themselves on fire? It's true!

Eucalyptus trees (also known as gum trees) produce a lot of eucalyptus oil, which is very flammable. The trees deliberately produce this oil since the trees themselves can withstand fire very well. They drop branches and leaves filled with oil and wait until it's hot enough for a bushfire to start.

Odds are that the eucalyptus tree will survive but everything else won't. The eucalyptus will then spread its seeds and new trees will grow to replace the burnt trees.
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>>342420308
No because most states have SYG and castle doctrine laws.

The truth is that in kuckfailia if you kill a home intruder or burglar you will be charged with murder and sent to court.

The truth is that you cannot carry anything for self defense.

You are a massive authortarian nanny state. Nothing more.
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>>342419931
Y-yeah, that sucks man.
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>>342420270
>be ausefad
>go outside
>get killed by poison spider or other shit

nice try ausiefag

at least i can import these
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>>342420479
I'm Canadian, I ride a moose to work. Even bears don't fuck with moose.
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>>342416037
Eh the USA is kind of fucked in that regard too. Loli's legality varies from state to state and a lot of the states its "legal" in its inly that way because it hasnt been tested in court.

Im sure there has been some research into this but I have a question. Lets use the cartoon Tom and Jerry for example. This cartoon depicts a mouse and a cat butchering each other every 5 minutes. Cutting each other up smashing each other with heavy objects whatever. This is considered a childrens show. If Tom and Jerry fucked it would be an abomination only adults could watch. If i drew a cartoon of a 15 year old girl getting stabbed to death thats just an edgy cartoon if I draw one of a 15 year old girl getting fingerbanged then its fucked up pedo porn.

Why is this? Why as humans do we hate sex so much? Its an act necessary for life to exist. It would be like hateing breathing or drinking water.
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>>342409265
THE EMU will liberate Australia and its slave population
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>>342420637
BASED
What would life even be without lewd figurines?
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http://m.sm h.com.au/nsw/nanny-state-rules-making-australia-worlds-dumbest-nation-tyler-brl-20150526-gh9myx.html

Lmao
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>>342420270
I'd rather be shot and have a good chance of surviving than live in Europe and be bred out of existence by Mohammad and Sons
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>>342420706
>You will never own a bird that can bully you.

why live?
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>>342413121
>conservative
The last time a major game fuck-up happened in Ausland, it was GTAV being banned due to a major feminist emergency being declared due to the game promoting literal rape, with the government rolling-over to keep it out of Target, I really doubt this is about appeasing conservatives
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>>342420591
>No because most states have SYG
Jesus so you dont even know your own laws

SYG does not apply to chasing someone down once the initial crime has ended and murdering them after they run away from you and pose absolutely no threat. If you threaten to rob me with a gun and then run off and I find you an hour later and shoot you in the face that is not going to be valid under SYG.

And again, prosecution is the governments job, not peoples like the US. All murder charges will go to court, and all murder charges involving legitimate home defense/self defense will be acquitted, which as I posted before is exceptionally broad and based on SUBJECTIVE views of what you believed to be a threat at the time.
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>>342420639
>ride a moose
lucky
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>>342420898
Now we're being visited by /pol/.
Shoo /pol/.
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>>342420591
>No because most states have SYG and castle doctrine laws.
Australia has that too, they are called self defense and home defense and people use them all the time.
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>>342414959
>wildlife becomes poisonous AND radioactive
please don't
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>>342415681
>So flat. Super-flat.”, “Smooth”, “Just a little squishy” or two variations of a perturbed “Woah” sound.
picked the fuck up
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>>342421004
It sometimes does faggot.

http://kxan.com/2015/01/05/when-youre-allowed-to-shoot-in-texas/

You can shoot fleeing burglars, thieves and home intruders in Texas.

Feels based.
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>>342421129
No you don't m8. Just stop.

If you kill a burglar in ausfailia you will go to court over it and be charged with murder.
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>>342420931
holy shit go back plebbit
gtav wasn't banned from target by the aussie government
target chose to stop selling it

and yes, most of their draconian content policies were the result of godbotherer conservatism
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>>342421197
poisonous radioactive emus are fun right?
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>>342420270
Only in the nigger ghetto.
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No but there are plenty of threads before it got released shit posting it got refused classification for ' high impact sexual violence' Australia and and ausfags were getting blow the fuck out as we still is considered the second coming of video games.
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>>342420931
you also forgot the fuckup with hotline miami 2 where the Ministry of Censorship (OFLC) banned it due to "snuff/rape" bullshit that was clearly staged and not real.
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>>342421246
That first news article is misleading, this one actually says what happened
>http://kxan.com/2015/01/05/apd-investigating-suspicious-death-in-south-austin/
>“The homeowner was alerted to the previous banging by his wife,” said Senior Police Officer Veneza Bremner. “At which point, he went to the front door and fired his weapon at the suspect, striking him in the front of his body.”
>“The homeowner feared for his life and his family’s life,”
Oh wow just like Australian law! Look at that!

Turns out Western societies have similar laws that makes sense OH MY STARS AND STRIPES
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>>342421005
Not in that way you ponyfucking scum.
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>>342421342
>If you kill a burglar in ausfailia you will go to court over it and be charged with murder.
Yes you will be, then you will get either self defense or home defense for either of those situations and walk free.
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>>342421571
Right but it's still legal to shoot them while fleeing. Read my article.

Your self defense laws are still shit m8
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>>342421765
you seem like you just really want to murder people
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>>342409265

>tfw live in Australia
>tfw want to move to the U.S and get a gun and defend my home without being thrown into jail for it

I'm not even shitposting, Australia is kind of good but goddamnit I want freedom. I'm not a welfare babby so a lot of the benefits of this place are lost on me
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>>342417720
Yours is the original nation of mass murderers, senpai.
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>>342421701
It will only be ruled self defense if it was "reasonable"

Shoot and kill an abbo trying to steal your TV? Go to jail.

Glad I live in a non cucked country.
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>>342421765
You idiot the article I posted is the hyperlink to the article YOU claimed lets you shoot people who run away, which no, no you cant.
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>>342422084
>American cant live with the fact other countries have as open self defense laws as the US
Thats just sad. You should feel happy that the US/Australia share so much in common, not get mad that they are similar.

But if you want to be ignorant and shitpost go ahead, I wont stop you.
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>>342420281
>>342420412
He's memeing about how the game's 'unfinished'
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>>342422123
Yes you can dipshit.

>That’s because Texas penal code contains an unusual provision that grants citizens the right to use deadly force to prevent someone “who is fleeing immediately after committing burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, or theft during the nighttime from escaping with the property.”

http://nation.time.com/2013/06/13/when-you-can-kill-in-texas/
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Meh. Who cares, superior PC version is coming soon after. Australia bros will be able to fully enjoy it.

Anyway, who even bothers wasting money on the shitty vita versions? What sort of brain problems do you niggers have? Can't wait 2 months or what?
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>>342421701
>>342421004
>>342421129
Why are you arguing with him he's obviously slow
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>>342422408
>immediately
Learn to read before you post incriminating evidence. You literally just proved my post >>342421004 right.

You can either admit you were wrong or not, but my work here is done.

>>342422543
Its fun showing I know US/Australian law better than actual US residence.
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>>342422408
Anon imagines himself chasing some unarmed negroid that tried to steal his mailbox down the street and shooting him to death in "self defense."
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>>342418074
same here but the other way around. Every Australian visiting the US ive met has been pretty cool. They like drinking, talking shit, and using their accents to fuck american women. They are cool to hang out with.
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>>342422628
Right but if the criminal is fleeing after committing the crime in australia it's illegal to kill him unlike the US

You have shit self defense laws and you cannot carry anything for self defense. Gg m8
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>>342422356
>He's memeing about how the game's 'unfinished'

It is unfinished. And what's there isn't very good either.
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I'm Australian and while I know the country has a lot of problems, I'm selfish enough to not care when a Vita weeb game is censored.
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>>342422628
Thats dumb why cant you kill the perp?
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>>342423028
It's not really selfish to tolerate such state control of media, because the horse will one day ride the man.
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>>342422941
Go discuss your headcanon on tumblr m8, the game was fine and only contrarian /v/ fucktards with no personal opinion disagree
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>>342422878
>fleeing after committing the crime in australia it's illegal to kill him unlike the US
Which is the same as Australia as you can also murder under self defense property laws, which is what you just posted in regards to shooting someone running away.

Look son, iv schooled you in every single post you've made, there has to be a point here where you think to yourself "im wrong" and you've clearly pasted it, so no more replies for you.

>>342423123
Because hes no longer a threat, both US and Australian law dont want people murdering others and then saying 'yeah well I know he had committed a crime so I killed him' and getting away free. So it has to be either immediately after to protect property theft or you feel you are in danger so you kill them in self defense.
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>>342422878
Do your handlers know you're here boy? I'm sure you have homework or colouring in to do
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I don't understand Australians. They are one of the most irrelevant countries and people in the world. Right below Canadians, yet they always do whatever they can to stay relevant. Whether it's shit posting on the Internet or jumping into every political conversation they can. Hell is so fucking irrelevant that terrorist don't even bother attacking you. Not to mention aus women are ugly.
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>>342409265
Because ever since we lost the war our government has been ruled by a secret society of emu's working in the shadows. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
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>>342423304
>Which is the same as Australia as you can also murder under self defense property laws, which is what you just posted in regards to shooting someone running away.

Bu that's wrong otherwise this guy wouldn't be charged with murder

http://m.thenewdaily.com.au/news/2016/03/29/newcastle-intruder-killing/

He'd be granted immunity in the US.

You cannot kill fleeing intruders or burglars in kuckfailia.
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>>342423290
>Go discuss your headcanon on tumblr m8, the game was fine and only contrarian /v/ fucktards with no personal opinion disagree
I have my own personal opinion. I didn't like it. It sucked. And it's unfinished and the story is bad.
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>>342423605
Settle down fella.
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>>342420270

I honestly think Australia may be the only 1st world country that is somehow worse than America on basically everything. Aus fucking sucks.
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>Not to mention aus women are ugly
What the fuck did you just say nigger?
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>>342409265
Shit like this is why I am proud to be an AMERICAN.
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>>342417362

It's not run by retards. It's run by crooks who know what they're doing. Incidentally much can be said about the brazilification of the US so americans are hardly ones to talk.
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>>342423028
>First they came for the Vita lolis
>But I didn't speak out for I was not a lolicon
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>>342415859
>And no Abos dont count.

okay then we don't have any black people either. And no niggers don't count.
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And I thought we canadians had it rough
Poor aussies, almost every game gets censored, banned entirely, or if it is released it costs +$100
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>>342423656
No that anon but you're really stupid
self defence =/= property defence =/= home defence
Same in the US
SYG =/= property defence =/= castle defence

That article is about self defence, not property. And in here in the US he would be found guilty of murder.
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>>342416093
at least your country is fucking gorgeous and not some back-water wasteland
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>>342423934
Holocaust reference +1
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>>342419231
The kid ate the toy. I figure it only makes sense not to mix shit you aren't supposed to eat in with shit you're supposed to eat. Especially when that shit is intended for children.
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>>342423890
...is that picture supposed to prove otherwise?
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>>342419231
it's not something that would actually happen
nobody in america hears they're banned and thinks "oh good our children are safe"
if it was gone tomorrow nobody would complain about it, just seems that nobody cares enough to get rid of it
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For any of you Sausage Roll eating, kangaroo fucking, Koala licking, Platypus plowing, BBQ broaching, dingo doing, Stingray sexing cunts
How much so do you feel this will impact sales in the UK prison you call a home?
Do most of you cunts import or do you go to EB games or whatever inferior shit it is you have there to GAME.
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>>342416093
New Zealand is best Oceanic country and forever will be.
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>>342409265
You faggots can tell yourselves that Australia is a shit place to live because we don't get the occasional serial killer or underage panty game, but deep down you're burning in jealousy because you don't get to live in the best country in the world. Eat shit foreign scum.
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>>342415624
>go to mall
>get shot
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/10/asia/australia-police-shoot-3-bystanders/
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>>342409442
Comparative to the US, it is considerably more free.

We can always download any weeaboo porn games the classification board decides not to allow to be released for a children's hand-held device.
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>>342409265
So this whole R18+ for video games has changed absolutely nothing, as I knew it would!
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>>342417196
I'm fairly certain cunt is some sort of magical word that means everything it possible could
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>>342424286
>Hendheld shit
>In Australia

The only acceptable game is Pokemon. If anyone catches you playing otherwise you're a faggot weeb and you'll be laughed out of wherever you are
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>>342416901
It's true though.
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>be american
>get shot
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>>342424520
>australia
>free
this amount of delusions
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>>342424079
>syg doesn't cover self defense

>he'd be charged with murder in the US

No he wouldn't you dumb fuck faggot. He stood his ground and killed the home intruder even when he fled right after. Maybe in jew York or in Cali but in Texas his actions wluld be completely legal.
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>>342424546
>laughed out of Australia

Somehow doesn't seem like a negative
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>>342424286
>ps vita game
>weeb game
>Lewd weeb at that

Would sell shit all anyway. Fucking shit game being carried by waifu fags and fat weebs.

>60%
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>>342415624
I thought Australia was good at receiving the bantz? There goes your one redeemable quality, m8s.
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>>342410117
There's no plants that can kill in Australia you sad memester. If you want a plant that can kill go lick the Manchineel from Florida.
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>>342424659
>still posting like a faggot after getting btfo
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>>342424613
>be australian
>get poisoned or mauled
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>>342424659
THIS IMAGE TRIGGERS THE AMERILARD
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>>342424770
Mauled by what?

If anything American animals are 10 times more dangerous.

No Bears
No Mountain Lions
The most native wolf thing was only in Tasmania and got btfo
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>>342424520
>Australia
>more free than U.S
Come on. The us is not that good but this is a lie
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>>342424520
No you really aren't.

In terms of negative liberty you are much worse than america.
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>>342424725
>Receive bantz
>Give bantz back
>Americans have a whinge
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>>342415624
Look, the abo learned how to use a computer
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>>342424957
>>342424964
http://www.heritage.org/index/

>USA NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 5

L M A O
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>>342421528
The important thing to note is that this is the Plus version of the game. In other words, the re-release with added shit.

Most of that added shit is new dungeons and enemies.

And swimsuits.

The game went from teen to R18 over swimsuits.

Look at how lewd the swimsuits in this game are.
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>Be american
>*BANG*
>Die from gunshots
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>>342424992
Oh this shitty insult again. You realize the Aboriginal population is 3%? I wouldn't expect a fat fuck American or a Mudslime Brit to check his facts though.
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>>342425145
That's economic freedom, retard.
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>>342424982
>buttmad rant with buzzwords is bantz

This is why everyone hates you guys here, all you provide is low quality bait
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>Be American
>Go to hospital for gunshot wound
>"That will be $500,000 plus tip"
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>>342420308
>I can't read

The guy who got choked to death in the street was the rapist.
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>>342416093
My moms fiance is from New Zealand, only been in the states for a few years. Whats some good local banter/jokes I can throw at him for an inside laugh?
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>>342425317
>B-B-B-BUT

AMERICANS BTFO ONCE AGAIN
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>>342425335
>buttmad rant with buzzwords
>not true facts

Keep being salty American :^)
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>>342424941
Bears are pretty harmless, unless we're talking grizzlies.
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>>342425341
>be australian
>go to hospital because I was bit or poisoned
>"just my day to day business!"
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>Be american
>Explode from sheer obesity
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>>342425478
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>>342425426
Ask him what rugby is.

Say it just sounds like knock off football.
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>>342424520
>Australia, a nation so cucked they are devoid of proper free speech and guns laws
>a nation completely powerless to stop their government from deliberately destroying their natural treasures
>'''''''''''''free''''''''''''''

THIS IS WHAT AUSTRALIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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>straya trying to bantz

wew
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>>342425317
Specifically crafted to influence U.S. policies toward lolbertarianism.
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>>342425613
Nah m8, I need New Zealander jokes for New Zealanders. Something he would think I wouldn't know about. Help a lad out
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>>342425631
Wait, this looks like your local pharmacy or chemist. Can you just buy antivenom over the counter? I was under the impression only hospitals had that shit.

Australia what the fuck? Do you guys just casually buy 15 different types of antivenom in case of emergencies the same way people buy bandaids?
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>aluminum
>A-LOO-MUH-NUM
Explain this shit, it sounds ridiculous
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Is australia the most deluded country on earth? I cant think of any other country that has gotten ISP banned from 4chan other than India
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>>342425630
>We need muh guns to defend against tyrannical gubbament!
>"Hello we are the NSA and we record every single thing you do and will hold it against you when we see fit."
>O...oh...ok......At least I'm still f-free...P-pew pew..

FABRICATION STATUS: IT ISN'T
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>>342425837
Russia
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>>342425803
it clearly says prescription only
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>>342418290
but it totally COULD be true

it's poe's law you know
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>>342425757
Gangs of 7ft females that rape any man they find, wife beaters, cannibalism. That's really it besides sheep fucking and rugby. New Zealand is a very insignificant place.
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>>342425837
Mods are probably Amerifats

Couldn't handle the banter
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>>342425837
>ban one country expecting shitposting to stop
>people will find a new country to blame for shitposting
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>>342425631
Proving once and for all that Australians flee to California for safer wildlife.
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>>342424613
>be american
>have the right to shoot back
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>>342425852
>stuttering and elipses

This is some year one newfag kinda stuff lel
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>>342426070
>No response
Just what I thought my rotund friend, unless of course you're worried about the NSA reading your reply ;^)
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>>342415624
Nice shit posting ausi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism_in_Australia
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/21/asia/australia-military-abuse/
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>>342425937
>Gangs of 7ft females that rape any man they find

Their wildlife was the highlight of The Lord of the Rings movies, but now New Zealand is really looking up.
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>>342409265
>import
Bam, problem solved ausfags
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>>342424758
>no plants that can kill in Australia
Have you never heard of marijuana you fucking faggot?
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>>342425852
the nsa records everything you do too ;^)
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>>342426249
We get the boot if we do that
>>
Its pretty sad that when you look at all the bad shit about countries worldwide that the USA is still the best place in the entire world to live.
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>>342426268
Quentin pls go
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>>342421376

because buttmadd soccer moms complained to target
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>>342416901
>>342410909
look up Operation Titstorm. we got pretty pissed when Ausfailia set up the Great E-Barrier Reef.
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>>342426278
Good then let the record show you have been BTFO :^)
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>>342425757
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>>342426268
My friend died from an OD of the devils lettuce, never again
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>>342426316
It was a joke m8
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>>342425478
And they say we have shit bantz
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>>342417167
nigga you stupid as fuck don't you remember the Port Arthur massacre or were you born in the eary 2000s
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>Oh no people are shooting each other on a daily basis
>What do to fix?
>MOAR GUNS FOR EVRYONE!!!1!!!!
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>>342426291
Are you implying it's illegal to import games that aren't approved by the state mandated censorship board?
Jesus fucking christ.
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>>342426668
just gas the ghettos
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>>342426597
Yes people say that
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>>342426628
That was what triggered the gun laws you moron.
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>>342425631

>get bit by something, no idea what because it ran away/slithered/went back to the warp
>have to inject all that shit at the same time
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>>342426759
What about the white shooters (Who are like 90% of all shooters)?
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>>342419231
I'm pretty sure it wasn't people chocking on the toy that caused the ban. You can clearly see here >>342418321
the ban is because an older law forbids having toys inside of food.
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>>342426732
No, I was making a simpsons reference. We can most certainly do that m8.
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>>342426849
Why are blacks so dumb. Stop learning your facts from Black Panther wannabes.
>>
>Live in glorious Clapistan
>Wake up at 4.00am to go to my first of several full-time minimum wage jobs so I can afford to pay the rent
>Only got 2 hours of sleep since my last shift ended at 2.00am.
>Make my daily interest payment on my student loan that I took out 20 years ago
>Load and holster my three handguns just in case I get into a shootout again today
>Step over the murder scene on the way out the door.
>Avoid making eye contact with the police in case they take it as a threat and gun me down.
>Get to work, my boss complains that I wasn't 20 minutes early. Says that you have to work hard to make it in this country.
>Pulls out in the porsche he bought with the hedge-fund he inherited from his parents so he can go berate the workers at one of the other 15 businesses he owns.
>Commence my 12 hour shift. Only get paid 2.30 an hour because I'm supposed to make up the rest in tips.
>Walk out at end of shift, suddenly get shot by a random nigger walking by. He takes my guns and other possessions
>Cry out "why" as he leaves me for dead in the gutter, he just shrugs his shoulders and keeps walking.
>Call out for an ambulance. A mere 20 minutes later, the paramedics from MediCorp are here to help.
>They ask if I have insurance as they lift me onto the stretcher
>Say I couldn't afford it.
>They dump my dying body back in the gutter and say I'll be receiving a bill for their time and stretcher cleaning as they get back in the ambulance and drive off.
>Maybe things will be better next year after the election where I can choose between Goldberg or Goldstein.
>Such is life in glorious Clapistan.
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>>342426849
90% of REAL mass-shooters, sure.
FBI statistics include any shootings that involve 4 or more people as mass-shootings.
Gas the ghettos, no more gang violence, mass-shootings drop by 99% overnight.
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>>342424758
Eucalyptus are a significant cause of bush fires in Australia, because they produce a lot of flammable oil. Not only that, 10% of plants in Australia produce cyanide.

http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2012/07/gallery-the-most-poisonous-plants-in-australia/australias-most-poisonous-plants_image1
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>>342426969
>>342426986
Whitey mad
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>literally prison island
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>Australia + England
>Can safely walk around without getting shot or mugged inb4 b-but they still happen!
>Can go to a hospital for life-saving treatment for free
>High wage rates to accommodate greater cost of living
>No tipping

>US
>Literally hundreds of mass shootings a year
>Getting shot from those mass shootings will cost you tens of thousands
>Piss-poor wages means that bullet wound will put you in irreparable debt for life
>Plus tip

Get your shit together, Amerifats. You're not the greatest country in the world
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>>342426352
also a encyclopedia dramatica had the abbo article banned from
>google australia
so much for banter eh?
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>>342426668
Its ingrained in nigger culture. Getting rid of guns will cause more issues than solve them. States just need better licensing measures to actually get a license to deter people from wanting to actually go through with getting a gun they don't need and to prevent the mentally ill and the likes from getting one.
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>>342426949
That was a great episode
>all those fags in parliament gettting mad over it
Pooftaz.
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>>342427026
Australians are immune to cyanide. That's why it's going to be our main weapon in the upcoming war with Burgerstan. Enjoy the fresh air while you can American citizens.
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>>342426849
yes, yes
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>>342427204
What's that?
I can't hear you over my MILITARY, ECONOMIC AND CULTURAL DOMINATION
>>
>Same tired "get shot if you're american" posts
>Same tired "emus and wildlife" posts
>Same tired "fat americans" posts
>Same tired "flat chest is cp" posts

Come up with something new.
>>
>>342427481
Enjoy literally one nuke wiping out 2/3 of your population and then turning your surviving animals into lovecraftian horrors that will wipe out the other 1/3
>>
>>342427606
>All those whiteys killing each other
What the hell is wrong with white people?
>>
>All of this Australian asshurt because a video game isn't getting localized in their country.

Lmao.
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>>342415782
clubs dont have a 2am lockout lmao
>>
>>342419231
>Do they just swallow the entire thing like a snake?
We don't have time to chew, I swallow all of my food whole.
>>
>>342427824
don't downplay it like that, it was banned
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>>342427897
Sorry forget the 1, 12am lockout.
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>>342423890
>Loserfruit image on /v/

....sigh, she is too mainstream now
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>>342427897
http://www.2amlockout.com.au/
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>>342426982
im sorry nobody responded to this
i had a laff atleast
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>Australians can be arrested for hate speech
Cannot make this shit up!
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>>342419231
Ask the french
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html
>>
i love /int/ posting outside of /int/
>>
>>342427898

Yep this is why we prefer hamburgers. You can wet the buns before you swallow and it acts as lubrication as it slides down your gullet. Ever see that Jap dude eat hotdogs in that Nathan's competition? That's why they dip the buns in water, same principle.
>>
>>342427231
>to deter people from wanting to actually go through with getting a gun they don't need and to prevent the mentally ill and the likes from getting one

>what are illegal guns

where there's a will there's a way.
6 degrees of kevin bacon can be redone as 6 degrees of an illegal gun

anyone is like 6 people in their network away from an illegal gun.
You > pot head > dealer > gangbanger > gun

you really think if I want to go on a rampage killing people, the legal procedures will deter me getting a gun and doing anything?
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>>342425832
murricans can't pronounce anything right outside their primitive language
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Which BANNED IN AUSTRALIA wud u fuk?
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>>342428368
It won't prevent seriously mentally ill sickos but it will deter and prevent hotheads who got in a heated argument or fight from getting a gun and shooting one another. Its not all about niggers in the ghetto or mass murderers.
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>>342426982
They go on about how expensive shit is in aus but their laughable minimum wage and dissapearing middle class is just too funny. Just wait until guns get too expensive, there'll be revolts
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>>342426005
canada is already lined up for 2nd place
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>>342428432
Top red
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>>342427764
Is this bait?
I mean, I've heard 20-40% of people can't read charts, or even analogue clocks, but I didn't really believe it.
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>>342428548
wait till the docile public hears that alcohol gets banned. I cant wait. I just cant wait.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSHFvLI1gNY

Average Australians house kek
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>>342428624
Wait..
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>>342428564
canada should've just been ruled by the french and not shitty angloites
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>>342425832
It's an american word. Don't be upset that we pronounce it the way god intended.
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>>342427606
>unknown race
AYYYY
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>>342427204
You really have no earthly idea how things work over here, do you?
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>>342427606

>that chart

???????
???????????????????
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>>342428432
They all have potato heads. Glad it's banned here.
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Its legal to kill gays in australia, assuming you were scared of them first. Shouldnt you guys love them.
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>>342428432
Umbrella
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>>342416381
No because then Japan would also be ruined by multiculturalism.
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>>342427608
>americans go on the moon, put up a (now white) flag on it and call it a day

>Russian send useful module (Soyuz) in space that is still used today and vital for space exploration

Great job america.
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>>342420675
other way around for euros. go watch a french toon sometime
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>>342428564
So basically, the biggest shitposter countries are the countries with the highest quality of life? Who's next, Norway?

I think I see the pattern. You Americans and Brit cucks have stinging butts from jealousy.
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>>342418321
Mars Candy Company actively lobbies against this shit, they basically took Nestle's Wonderball off the market.

For what reason, I can only guess its to fuck with the competition, since Wonderballs were popular I think

There was a Kinder Suprise like product that was sold in the US and it got around the rules by making the plastic visible from the egg
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>>342428432
so they banned it for being able to cop a feel of the one with the flat chest w/ the touchscreen, but said the rest of the chars were OK because they were "adult-like", but the one at the top-left looks just as childlike to me
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ITT: Amerifats and Convicts
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>>342429719
And a Muslim Brit apparently. A man dressing up in women's clothing isn't funny.
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what are the Top 5 countries when it comes to freedom?
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>>342430132
New Zealand is number one.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10858183
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>>342430458

>We also look at indicators of crime and violence, freedom of movement, legal discrimination against homosexuals, and women's freedoms."

Into the trash it goes
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>>342429268
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>>342430748
I love the poilsh, they are the only ones capable of delivering good bantz to australia over on /int/
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>>342430748
fuckin' aussies
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>>342426982
>going to college to get a TIPPED job

what are dumb bitch strawman you've made.

US also has some of the best EMS response times in the world. Maybe not in the ghetto but those people don't do nuttin anyway.
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>>342430748
Hey ausfags.
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>>342430575
>I can't handle that New Zealand is so far advanced on these issues I'm going to pretend they don't matter
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>>342431308
>muh wimminz rights

Kys
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I think its really respectable that IFI is sticking to its word of not censoring games it would have to. It sucks that Australia isn't getting this game, but its better than the alternative of censorship.

Also IFI's post neglects to mention the specific reason this game was banned.
http://stevivor.com/2016/06/meiq-refused-classification-australia-sexualisation-child/
>The Board has determined that one of the game’s main protagonists, a girl named Connie, “is, or appears to be, a child under 18.” Problems arise as the Vita title allows a player to use the handheld’s touchscreen to fondle any of MeiQ‘s five main female protagonists — including the under-aged Connie’s.“When the player touches Connie in this mode it prompts verbal responses from her – either, ‘So flat. Super-flat.’, ‘Smooth’, ‘Just a little squishy’ or two variations of a perturbed ‘Woah’ sound. The application accompanying the game states there is a reaction to either the breasts, head, hips or legs of a character being touched,” the Board’s report reads. “The touch response to each is indeterminate, as the gameplay footage does not indicate which area of the body is being touched when a response is heard.”From the above, the Board has refused classification to the title as it allows for “simulation of sexual stimulation of a child”.Furthermore, the ACB’s report concludes this is “offensive or abhorrent in such a way that it offends against the standards of morality, decency and propriety generally accepted by reasonable adults to the extent that it should not be classified.”
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>>342431417
>Focusing on the most meme issue because you can't deny how New Zealand is better in terms of how much crime and violence there is, how many freedoms and rights people have and why New Zealand is generally the better country
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>>342431601
Yeah they totally need to market the game with: "BANNED IN AUSTRALIA DUE TO PEDOPHILIA CONCERNS"

That's the perfect marketing scheme.
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>>342431884
Who are you quoting?
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>>342418250
is gundam actaully worth watching for people who have never seen it? this looks neat
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>>342431884
>how many freedoms

It isn't measuring negative freedom which is the only freedom that matters. Crime and safety have nothing to do with freedom. "Freedom from harm" by banning everything dangerous is not freedom
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>>342431978
I'd buy it
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>>342410250
i know its censorship, but that kind of shit was awful in pokemon and I hated that they put dev hours into putting it into FE since its more waifushit
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>>342409265
Dear Ausfags,
What is it like being a weeb in Australia?
Sincerely,
Fat American
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>>342432076
New Zealanders cannot grow their own crops without a license. Your nana's lemon tree? Better hope she's bribed the neighbours. Those tomato plants? Might as well grow weed.
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quick what's your favorite band
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>>342432909
Caravan palace and Stromae
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>go to murrica for a few months
>apply for a debit card
>magnetic stripe only
>ask why it doesn't have the superior microchip
>it has only just started to roll out in murrica
>contactless payments mostly unheard of
>aus has had it for years
>everywhere I buy stuff I have to use the insecure magnetic strip

>buy groceries
>comes up as more than the shelf price
>sales tax is post applied

>go to restaurant
>have to add an extra 15% to my order price to accommodate tipping

>get paid from work
>paper cheque rather than direct deposit

>want to transfer money to a friend
>costs $30 to wire money and $30 to receive a wire
>$60 minimum just to pay back my friend for a meal he shouted me

>look through wallet to find cash to pay for something
>all the notes look the same
>all the same size and colour
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>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918


>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned in cuckfailia. Most people own shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns.


>need a license for fucking air rifles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia

>airsoft is banned

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia

>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)

http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws


>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/content/index.phtml/itemId/981256

>novelty toy-like lighters are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/content/index.phtml/itemId/973479

>smokeless tobacco is banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/content/index.phtml/itemId/974275

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/content/index.phtml/itemId/981255

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia


>plain packaging on cigarettes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia

>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020

http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d

>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit
Self-explanatory
>cannot carry anything for self-defense
>hoverboards banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/content/index.phtml/itemId/1018548
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>>342433147
>Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

https://next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK
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>>342433147
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
tbf no game has been banned for violence that isn't sexual violence since the introduction of the R18
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>>342433032

>This nigger has never heard of Oregon.

Literally none of these problems.
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>>342418321
its based on legislature not memes you fucking nob
like google says we have had a ban on inedible products in our before kinder was a thing
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>>342432789
That law is almost never enforced. It's practically non-existent, as long as you own the property, and aren't growing drugs.
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>>342433032
>triggered by math
aussies
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>>342433425
I didn't have a choice. My work placement was in Manhattan.
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>>342420034
Denying desperate virgins of their fanservice
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>>342433364
Lies.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/hotline-miami-2-banned-in-australia-update/1100-6424654/
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>a thread inviting Australian shitposting
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>>342433147
there is literally nothing wrong with any of this
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>>342424520
I don't see how that's not possible in the US bud
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>>342433147
Can't wait for the aussies to say how all of those bans are good and don't matter.
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>>342433590
that was for the rape scene wasn't it? not because of the violence
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>>342433617
Enjoy your fucking nanny state you sad cunt. Feels good to be free.
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>>342433032
America is an expensive country
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>>342433673
Four legs good, two legs bad
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>>342433032
>magnetic stripe only
not my debit card
>sales tax is post applied
this is fucking stupid I'll agree with that
>have to add an extra 15% to my order price to accommodate tipping
wah I have to pay an extra $5 for service
>paper cheque rather than direct deposit
why didn't you set up a direct deposit then?
>costs $30 to wire money and $30 to receive a wire
who the fuck wires money
>all the notes look the same
we don't take kindly to you damn foreigners insulting our founding fathers, ya hear? God bless.
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>>342433147
Holy fuck dat #ether

What a nanny state. Gonna go enjoy a cig outside that isn't taxed to shit and some booze that's cheap as fuck. Also live in a state with legal weed.

Might make fun of some muslims online or burn a koran on my front lawn later and not worry about getting charged with hate speech.
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>>342433673
see>>342433617
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>>342416928
I see you dont live in here.

Texas is almost half beaner and we get more wagon wheels every damn day thanks to microshit and their kind.
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>>342433032
>microchip
>secure
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>>342433820
At least I'm free to walk outside without being shot.
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>>342434698
Enjoy your drop bears
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>>342434698
Because your entire country is a fucking padded room where everything remotely dangerous is banned, heavily restricted or taxed to shit kek,
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>>342434698
This guy gets shot anyways
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>>342434698
So am I, I don't live in a city.
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>>342417751
? are you talking about murrica lad?
censorship and privacy are very much a hot button topic if you are
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>>342430748
>That last post

My fucking ribs.
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>>342434698
Are you implying that me walking outside in fucking IDAHO will get me shot?
You sir are silly
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>>342434698
I live in Florida and have never been shot. Fun fact: most murdered people are murderers or criminals themselves
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Why do people say shit like
>at least I don't get shot in the street
in all countries is easy to get a gun if you have the money
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