ITT: your favorite lines from vidya.
>"Miniaturized robotics, child."
>"This area is our cemetary, but you may also lie down, if you prefer."
>"Mate."
>"The sun is at it's zenith"
"Your hope ends here—and your meaningless existence with it!"
>If you didn't mind...
>"Perish beast, you cannot reside in this realm."
>>342386697
>"You must capture all of them."
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VrloVSS.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
The only act you were required to perform was in tailing the accursed locomotive, Carl Johnson
>Its time to chew ass
-Dick Kickem
"Bravery is not a function of firepower."
Hello /b/
>>342386979
Actually funny
>BOING
>>342387075
Holy Canoli Jay Cee, an explosve device.
>You'll probably find this slightly less fun than usual.
- Times New Roman
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER
>"the time is approximately 12 PM..."
"I have no recollections of requesting the aforementioned"
>ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD!
>get up on the hydra's head
>An highly explosive device is an inadequate option for adjacent-range conflict.
>"You must acquire a greater speed in order to reach my current velocity"
>>342387492
>My eyesight is enhanced
>"Your mother sucks dwarf cock!"
FUCK YOU
It's functional
>I guess a half-A press can be an A-press.
- """"""""""""""""""""""Henry""""""""""""""""""""""""""
"'Tis I, Mario!"
"Ouch!"
>>342386217
So he was evil, sure, but his plan was legit in terms of rooting out all the garbage from America. He had to make sacrifices because a lot of violence was gonna happen, but it was still legit.
What the fuck was Raiden's alternative to destroying the corrupt system, then? In the end it's implied he goes on a rampage anyway, so why didn't he just team up with Armstrong regardless of their views? If Raiden is just gonna kill everything anyway, what the fuck was the point of disagreeing with Armstrong in the first place?
>PLEASE KILL ME
- D.Vagina
>>342388015
Wrong thread
>>342386880
what is a male human? a depressed collection of mysteries!
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>342387474
Do the jitterbug, H2O!
>fornicate thou
>Caused you to continue biding your time, did I?
-Stiff Slithers
>>342388185
No, stop it. It's legit to ask in a joke thread.
A barrage of devastating rockets rain from above.
>Bulbasaur!
"whats wrong? Come a little closer."
>>342388015
Because in Raiden's own words, "I think your claims and predictions are at least intelligible, however, they are highly unreasonable and far too risky."
Sublime!
>>342388015
>Expecting reasonable character motivations or plot in a Platinum game
ISHYGDDT
Our electronic old men, and their flexibility, has allowed us to make progress in the mythical city on the hills
>"GOTA HECK!"
>>342386978
Underated post.kek
>>342386217
>"You have to erect more obelisks."
>>342386979
All my keks
>そのことついてどうおも思っているかな?
My pendant is agitating, a location of might, it must be.
>>342386217
>"Look how small Mario's Penis is, Yoshi!"
>"THE ICE MAN COMETH!"
>"KICK SOME ICCCCEEEEEE!!!"
>>342388015
Raiden's motivation was to end the VR training program.
Also, would Armstrong's plan even work?
