> T-They were paid!
> N-Now r-reviews matter?! HAH. Nin..nintendone!
> I w-will...RETALIATEEEE
> L-lies!
How does it feel?
>>342379040
Feels good knowing it'll sell like shit.
>>342379040
who cares its still bad
>>342379040
Can't wait to play 2bh.
Persona gets good reviews too kek
paid bro
it's a compile heart game in disguise
don't come crying later when you find out
Is there anything more satisfying than witnessing the sheer number of people on /v/ getting triggered by this game?
Reviewers complain about sexualized characters
Companies reformed to their protests
Reviewers rate it highly to spite consumers and stroke their ego.
>>342379040
I dunno. It's a pretty good entry level JRPG, I guess. It's not too challenging and the censorship will probably attract easily triggered casuals. With any luck, people that start here will delve into the really good stuff, because, as an entry level JRPG, the combat here is kinda shallow, the characters are nothing special, the theme is generic, and the story is pretty predictable.
Not a bad game by any means, really, but it's just nothing special, so I hope the people who start here venture out and check out some of the better JRPGs.
Feels ok, means I should enjoy the script injected into the JP game like with fates.
>>342379693
I know right. The weeb tears are fucking delicious
>I-It'll sell a million in NA
like fuckin' kek
I wonder if this game will become valuable. I really can't imagine it selling many copies
>>342380775
>Hardcore triggering and damage control from both supporters and protesters of the game
Who /lookinginfromtheoutside/ here?
speaking of Metacritic
I just looked at Fire Emblem Fates and Fire Emblem Awakening
>Fire Emblem Awakening
>Review Score: 92
>User Score: 91
>Fire Emblem Fates
>Review Score: 87
>User Score: 67
Wtf, since when did story in a FE game start becoming more important than gameplay?
Are we pretending reviews mean anything, especially selling power?
>>342381370
Gameplay was always nothing special in FE. FE's strengths are in its story and characters.
>>342381370
Hasn't the story in Fire Emblem always been kinda shallow and/or simple? I really don't get why people are complaining about it with Fates.
>corrupt journalists defending this crappy game because they censored everything
Enjoy loading times: the game
>>342381853
It's the casual audience, they don't care for gameplay tweaks, but rather grandiose interesting stories.
Mobile FE will probably be an even worse example of this.
>>342381853
>>FE's strengths are in its story and characters.
Fucking what? FE has the shittiest story out of just about any SRPG on the market, and the characters are nothing more than walking tropes, especially now that they're created for the sole purpose of being waifu'd off. Chrom was a terrible lead, and everyone fucking hates Corrin. Nohr's stoyline is universally despised. How the hell does story count as the strength?
love when /v/ goes into damage control mode desu
>>342379040
Its still bad. Most of the review sites are either happy with the SJW adjustments made to the game (despite disliking japanese games ala polygon) or Nintendo fan sites.
When it comes to Nintendo games, you always knock it a few points lower due to a mix of fanboyism, nostalgia, paid reviews, and the mass of Nintendo fan sites that exclusively review Nintendo games to inflate their scores.
>>342381853
Hahahaha, Fire Emblem has awful fuckinf writing AND gameplay
>>342379040
>reviews from outlets that openly support censorship are positive
COLOR ME FUCKING SHOCKED
>>342379040
Ever seen the review of the original Japanese version of the game? It didn't make the game sell half as much as wonderful 101.
>>342380775
Kek except no one actually claimed or believed that. But /v/ getting triggered by the game is still truth and its hilarious
>>342384187
Have you played any FE game aside from awakening and Fates?
I may agree that some people exaggerate the quality of the story in older entries, but they at least had consistent and decent writing.
>>342386065
Except the same faggots who said this back then.
>weebshit videoigra
Fuck off weeb waifushit.
>>342380997
I'm just here for the porn to be honest.
>>342379040
Cuck review sites gave it a good score because its censored.
censored game
I still haven't seen any gameplay. Is it more persona/smt or FE? Even though I own P3 and SMT4, I couldn't get into them even though I beat P4 three separate times. Only played FE waifu edition
I'm still going to get Xenoblade + Mario Kart before I get this
>mn9 gets 5.6 review
>"HAHAHHAAA MORE LIKE MIGHTY NUMBER 2 HHHAAA"
>#fe gets 9s across the board
>"yeah well reviews don't matter it's still shit"
Eh. It's /v/. I dunno what I expected.
>>342389113
SMT.
>no scene release yet
>Mario and Sonic 2016 also comes out friday and has a scene release.
>>342389113
There's a whole half hour of Treehouse playing the game on Nintendo's Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfz4tfSvs8I
>I don't want to watch gameplay
It's SMT gameplay with some FE-themed skills, FE-themed fusion, and FE characters instead of demons. FE promotions, FE's weapon triangle incorporated into physical skills and weak/resist/null elements
>>342381370
Maybe it's because of the jewery of different routes as different games.
>>342379040
It's official.
Metacritic means nothing to this board but console war shitposting ammo.
If some tits change your decision of getting a game you never cared about it anyway
you just want devs to cater to your political views while shitting on people for enjoying things, just like feminists
vidya isn't your thing so go away while those who care about the actual game enjoy
>>342390263
>that girl being a prostitute has anything to do with anyone other than herself
>>342390263
Prostitutes working for a children centric company is pretty bad
>>342390263
It takes more effort for them to remove it than to fucking leave it alone. Why can't they just do that. They didn't gain more sales by censoring things.
>>342390263
Alison Rapp got fired because she broke the law by moonlighting as a prostitute. Didn't have anything to do with your boogeyman.
>Nintendo won't hurry up and release something else so bandwagon censorfags will go bother someone else
>SMTfags are constantly at each other's throats over the inane
>FEfags are incredibly petty about games released years ago, to say nothing of something about to release
>platform war children in general
>there's a thread in the catalog where somebody's trying to provoke Atelier fans of all people
I just want to talk about muh goofy singing FE RPG.
>>342391192
iktfb
my copy just shipped and I wanted to talk about the game, but I can't with the 5-6 different autistic groups shit flinging at one another
>>342386279
I've played 7 and 6 and Awakening, I'm not touching Fates because of how much I loathed Awakening.. I know PoR has a decent story, but that doesn't change the fact that current FE is utter garbage in pretty much every category.
>>342391896
Conquest is much much better than Awakening and should be played for gameplay alone. Story and characters are shit though.
>>342391192
I don't give a shit. I'll be playing and enjoying it even more, now knowing how salty these fags are over people enjoying a video game.
>>342391153
that's not illegal
>>342392228
It violated her contract with Nintendo.
>>342392228
Yes it is.
At the very least it violated her employment contract. I assume she's not an idiot and read her contract. She knew what she was doing would get fired and she did it anyway. Why should I feel bad for her? Judging by all of the vidya merch she posts on Twitter, she isn't lacking disposable income.
>>342391192
Quit being okay with censorship
>>342379471
That makes no sense, considering the Compile Heart trademark isn't cute girls, but reused assets and no budget.
>>342390263
And yet she has at a least a year or two of her life settled because she's a woman on the internet. Thanks, patreon nu-males!
>>342392347
>>342392525
You sound like fucking male males
>Censored game reviews well
This is the end. May as well start censoring females out of games entirely.
>>342392987
Thank you, fellow manly man.
>>342389113
It's Strange Journey but easier
It's meh
>>342393293
It's Strange Journey if the follow up attacks in Strange Journey took a minute long each fucking time. I can't believe there's no way to fucking skip those animations.
You know what also got great reviews? Skyward Sword and even nintendo had to immediately get off their high horse and change the formula because fans called their shit out.
>>342392987
What's a male male?
>yfw Tharja was the only thing that wasn't censored because nintendo titty monster likes her
>>342394794
Tharja was censored in the Beach DLC though.
>>342394794
Based
>>342379040
>An Atlus JRPG about idols scored better than a Miyamoto helmed Starfox game
Who else giggling here?
>>342394794
Then why were Aversa's tits censored, dumbass?
>>342379471
But Compile Heart games have shit gameplay.
#FE has an SMT system thats a mix of DDS and Strange Journey so its automatically 10000x better then that garbage.
>>342395302
>>342394871
#FE not Awakening
>>342395675
I am talking about #FE. The fog in front of Aversa when she appears.
Tsubasa idle animation webm when?
>>342395071
Really sad there aren't costumes/recolors for the mirages, I like the outfit but the green color doesn't feel right.
>>342395843
because she's not Tharja
>>342395870
reminds me of siren from ff8. i think that was the first cooch i ever saw in vidya
>>342395870
It really threw me off too when I first saw it but I got used to it, there's also her Sage outfit.
>Onii-chan, I heard my boobs can grow bigger if I drink semen! Do you have some, onii-chan?
>>342395501
Strange Journey combat sucked ass
No idea where you're getting the DDS comparison from outside of them both having set party members
>>342381370
>gameplay
literally half of the previous game's gameplay was resource management and exp/weapons are practically limitless nowadays
>>342379040
It's still going to bomb hard. Deservedly so for all the censorshit. Fuck Neo-Nintendo and fuck treehouse.
>>342396630
Come closer
>>342379242
Feels even better knowing I'll sell my extra SEs for hundreds when it does. Already sold my first one for $180.
>>342394131
But you can
>>342396630
Dragon lolis are a miracle of the universe.
Its not a bad game its just not what I expected it to be when they first announced it as SMTxFE.
Its also censored so its not worth buying. Not new, anyways. Used is fine.
>>342397375
I've never seen anyone skip them in playthroughs or anyone mention that you can or an option to skip them.
>falling for /v/ meems
shiggy
>>342379040
Leak when
>>342387698
Doesn't say 1mil in US anywhere in that image
You holding up fine bro?
>>342397150
Based scalper making weebs pay 3x as much for some dumb ass game.
>home console game with SMTesque combat
I've been waiting for this since Nocturne. It being good is just icing on the cake.
>>342389406
>Eh. It's /v/. I dunno what I expected.
I don't even know why I come here anymore.
So that evil boss' tits are back. there's no black flame covering them now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Cg9SHpz0g
>>342391192
Just stay the fuck off of /v/ and go to a good site.
>>342398026
>People are still falling for the THE COMBAT IS THE SAME AS SMT GUYS meme
>>342389406
Shitposters and failed abortions. There's a reason why every other board refers to these cunts as /v/ermin.
>>342392228
Yes, it is. In the United States, being a prostitute is actually quite illegal. And while "escorts" like Rapp tend to skirt the law, it's not unheard of that "escorts" will be busted for solicitation.
>>342398149
There is in the cutscene, just as we've always known.
>>342398163
Fucking /thread
>>342379040
Feel like I'll be emulating the Jap version once that emulator is done.
>>342395501
Strange Journey combat was trash
>like atlus vidya but not in a rush to play TMS
>but it sold poorly in japan so I'd rather buy it now instead of months or years later when people decide to scalp the price
It's just SMT with idols
>>342381853
Why not? We get constant threads shitting on Nintendo when the games get a low score so it appears they matter enough to this boardi
>>342394794
I like how there's all this bitching about clothes censoring in #FE but then everyone goes bonkers over the FULLY CLOTHED girl with big tits at e3.
>>342379040
>N-Now r-reviews matter?!
Just because you say it preemptively doesn't make it untrue.
The only time anyone should care about a review is if it says a game is a broken mess.
When's the IGN review gonna be out?
>>342389607
>Chrom has been corrupted into a demonic abomination with a sword for an arm and girls are still salivating over him
>>342398149
>ITS IN THE CUTSCENE
>BUT NOT THE GAME MODELS
This is a whole new way of being lazy
>>342398163
Delete this right now
Also
>Polygon
>near perfect score on Idol/weeb shit they dislike so mucho
Literally how?
>>342400227
We get constant threads shitting on any game witha low score. Nintendo is just the easy target.
Game could of gottena perfect 10 and people would still bitch cause anime tiddies got covered up.
>>342402578
maybe they had fun
>>342398149
Wow, that translation is actually pretty shallow. Is that always the case with Atlus?
I dunno, but i am quite proud of my Lyndis.
>>342382026
>Enjoy loading times: the game
But this isn't Bloodborne
>>342403078
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>342403078
Those are the same people who gave SMT IV 8.0, a game that's literally way better in every fucking aspect imaginable
Fucking journalists I am pretty sure they gave a higher score since they know legit scores will be low and they support retarded censorship
Satisfactory.
>>342398163
Fan reviews are just as bullshit as critic reviews
They can be a good metric of the general quality of something, but look no further than BvS for an example of something being like/dislike bombed
>>342404205
>a game that's literally way better in every fucking aspect imaginable
Sure that's why SMT IV ranks lower than Censored#FE in ratings right? Lmao
YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS BAD /V/!
NOW THE NINTENKIDDIES GET ANOTHER """GOOD"""" GAME AGAIN LIKE IT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH!
JUST WHY
JUST
Cool, still not buying it. Just like I don't buy <insert high rated game here> just cause it gets high scores.
Censored―don't care.
