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MEANWHILE IN THE /V/ MANSION
>>342318071
>Implying the /v/ mansion would be that nice
>Implying it wouldn't be some rundown old warehouse or spooky old house which is literally falling to bits
ROCKSTOP UNGA BUNGA
>>342318305
What do you think all the maid-bots are for?
PILLOW FIGHT
>within weeks, all of the men of the mansion(no girls, come on) have killed themselves in a suicide pact
>disturbed by how badly their lives went, they haunt the grounds forever
>a man is seen approaching the mansion aloneWINDS HOWLING
>>342318475
>tfw after a single week all the maid-bots developed emotions and committed robo-suicide just to avoid us
>>342318071
What are you kids doing in my summer home?
>>342318639
>no girls, come on
I have a skirt and stockings!
>>342318475
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
*fart*
Duke Nukem boots the door down and kills everyone while his theme plays.
>laundry duty
>>342318787
Yes, yes. Good offer, Kevin, good offer, Kevin.
HOWEVER
>Hey, Anon. Were gonna go get in the line to the only femanon's rooms to go smell her feet. You coming?
>>342318071
overwatch lan party?
>nothing but horrendous smells and drunken gay sex
I'm moving out
>>342319482
>Sure, as long as she's not demanding blood sacrifices again
>>342318071
A-All of the milk is gone. Who wants t-to go out and buy some more with me?
>day 389
>dwarf fortress players have dug even farther beneath the basement
>we can only occasionally hear picks and loud grumbling
>a few minutes ago, we heard a scream and nothing more
>>342319563
the reddit mansion is down the road on the left. pack your things anon, you need to leave
Who the fuck deleted MNC from the 360?
i swear to god someone will die tonight.
>>342318071
Select the music theme of the mansion, using a videogame BGM..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJpCM-dYbtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4njnrECkwzQ&index=53&list=PL6akIKaXBeU3ucu41LDc7NYxFKhB2-qtC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuPV7raXL9M&index=14&list=PLLQkfL06brrFbfagBXvXYvOuQr-42d_Fy
*click*
>ATTENTION HOUSE MEMBERS. THIS IS A PSA REGARDING CASUAL SEX IN AND AROUND THE KITCHEN. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT SEX IS ONLY ALLOWED IN THE SEX ROOM. SEX OUTSIDE OF THE SEX ROOM IS CONSIDERED UNWANTED AND UNSANITARY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
*click*
>>342319756
Can't you go by yourself faggot?
>>342320002
Who the fuck is controlling the /v/ mansion?
>>342318632
>a bunch of fat neckbeards in nighgowns hitting each other with dakimakuras
>>342319859
>Send a small crew to investigate
>They never return
HEY YO!
GOING TO THE CIRCLE K FOR SOME GAMER FUEL.
ANYONE NEED ANYTHING?
>angry geologist anon moved in
>brought his mineral collection with him
>barneyfag destroyed them all because the colors reminded him too much of ponies
>angry geologist proceeded to brutally murder barneyfag by bashing him with any mineral he could find and screaming mineral facts at him while he died
>>342320438
Just another fucking day.
I swear if any of you fucking degenerates start smoking weed anywhere near the house I'll set the whole place on fire.
>>342320113
the keepers
>>342318071
Anyone up for running some Primal(Extreme) fights? You know for fun and maybe the mounts will drop?
Anyone wanna smoke pot and play katamari?
>>342320624
well buddy better stay out of the east cellar
Why is no one ever in the Nintendo room?
>Next week, on /v/ Mansion.
I got the top floor set up for the lan party. Next to every battle station is an empty 2 liter bottle so if you gotta piss we don't have to stop and wait for you. I'm gonna personally wear mine all night just in case.
guys i clogged the toilet and i'm not fixing it
I think the /v/ mansion concept is stupid, because people want to make "game rooms" as in "dark souls faggots room" "LoL faggots room" "WoW faggots room" "TF2 faggots room" "splatoon faggots room"
As if anyone only ever plays one game their entire life forever. You would have just a huge lan room with a bunch of pcs, and half the time people would be just browsing sadpanda, no one fucking locks temselves in one room playing one game forever and ever until they need to crap.
The idea is flawed, /v/ mansion doesn't work as a concept, you need a more robust layout, because it will end up in nothing but generic rooms with people slouching on their monitors and a mess of cables. If you want a real investor to provide you with a mansion and food and electicity to host a bunch of neet gamers you need a more realistic project.
Why are people slav squatting in our basement? Why do they have gas masks?
>mfw secret Isis member bombs he entire mansion during a party.
>>342320793
Kek
>>342320438
>Hey man, wanna see this crazy ass kill streak I went on yesterday?
>Yeah sure, show me.
*distant stomping down the stairs*
*Door flies open*
>DID SOMEONE SAY PONY?
>huh...??
>Wha-???
>WHY DONT YOU JUST GO WATCH BARNEY YOU FUCKING FAGS
>What the hell are you talkin about?
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PURPLE DINOSAUR LOVING FAGGOT.
>Get the fuck out of my room!
>WHY? YOU GONNA WATCH MORE OF YOUR STUPID CHILDREN FAGGOT SHOWS LIKE BARNEY?!
>Dude get him out of here!
>YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE SLAUGHTERED LIKE CATTLE
You really gotta watch what you say in this joint.
>>342320896
Who says we would be in the same room forever? People would shuffle around I'm sure.
>>342320793
>overclocked computer
>>342320896
It's ok, anon, the mansion is procedurally generated and the rooms change place.
See those stairs? You can climb them!
You can come back down againif you find them.
>>342320793
>Ouya players living in the shed are the only survivors
>>342320919
Bro, don't go down there. The Stalker crew took the basement once the Dwarf Fortress guys hit bedrock.
>>342321141
So it's Hogwarts?
Looking for a new roommate after the fire in hot oil spill in the southern upstairs bathroom yesterday.
My room is 244B. Come give me a knock if you wan't to apply.
Pic related. Its me.
>>342321182
It's the rogue-like mansion of /v/
>>342320034
I obviously can't hold all of the groceries by myself! I'll even treat anyone who helps out with some ice cream.
>>342321243
*knock*What's jumping chick?
>>342321243
>>342321403
Shouldn't yall be in the /co/ mansion?
does /v/ mansion allow girls?
>the rooms change place
>like an endless labyrinth
>the house issentient
>>342321507
How feminine is your penis?
imma go to the beach
anyone care to join?
>>342321507
No, go back to London.
>>342321549
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong mansion. The /tg/ mansion is 5 blocks up.
>>342321507
There is one on the top floor who charges anon's to smell her feet.
other than that there are just a bunch twinks with feminine penises which arguably are better than girls anyway.
>342321507
Yespleasecomeinside
>>342318071
>ITS SHIT!
>EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN SHIT!
>SHIT UP THE ASS!
>>342318639
Would Geralt be up for fucking ghost?
Hey Guys! Who wants to play some Dark Souls 3 on Xbox?
>>342320113
mods
>>342321654
I wanted a Blame! mansion, but haunted.
>>342321624
welp, the maids are down. Servos got gummed up by something pretty deep in there and the maintenance guy wont be here til monday.
>>342321814
Oh I thought it was supposed to be a Mimic Mansion.
>grocery shopping duties
>check the list
>hot pockets
>pizza
>gorilla munch
>Doritos
>mountain dew
>celery
>water
Am I missing anything?
>>342321549
> House of /v/
>>342320428
>the house shakes under the weight of 100 neckbeards running up to give you money for Dewritos
Hey guys Lammy here, can someone point me to my room?
>>342321896
We can have both.
>>342321908
TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>342321908
Get some double stuffed oreos and chocolate milk.
>>342320896
>I think the /v/ mansion concept is stupid, because people want to make "game rooms" as in "dark souls faggots room" "LoL faggots room" "WoW faggots room" "TF2 faggots room" "splatoon faggots room"
except nobody actually wants this so your entire theory is invalid
>>342320793
Which one of you faggots used Nvidia?
>>342321981
Fuck off with your shitty 2015 tumblr meme
>>342321375
You probably dont even shave the pubs around your dick
>>342321908
pocket size spagetti.
>>342321908
freddos mate
WHY DOES THE FIREPLACE HAVE CUM ALL OVER IT?
>>342321908
Some spaghetti and blankets please
hey can someone come drop off food? Its been almost 2 days.
I'm trapped in the third cuckshed from the left behind the mansion
>>342322093
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE IS HOT AS FUCK
>>342318639
>implying /v/ want's girls at their mansion
this is the gayest board on 4chan, even /lgbt/, /y/, /cm/, and /hm/ are straighter than /v/
>An eccentric millionaire comes forward to pay for 32 /v/irgins to live in a mansion for a year. Every luxury has been taken care of. Supplies will be provided every week but no one can enter or leave the premises.
Do you apply?
>>342322156
ITS NOT GAY IF THE PENIS IS FEMININE ENOUGH
>>342321908
Please get me raw mince, basil, garlic, oregano, tomato paste and angel hair spaghetti.
>>342321908
I know one thing we wont need..
>>342322042
...salt.
>>342322156
/y/ is mostly fujoshits so that's not so suprising
>>342321908
Alright who the fuck keeps leaving a single sock in the dryer?
>>342321772
9gag mansion is down a couple blocks
>>342321908
Seems alright but I am not paying for those damn hot pockets.
Oh, fuck my graphics card broke. Well, I guess I'll have to ask my brother for his old one which is NVIDIA
Hey guys I don't mean to alarm you but someone's been painting poop swastikas in the bathroom wall. I think /pol/ might have infiltrated us.
Anyone wanna summon some demons, just get a comp.
>>342322240
>feminine penis
not gonna open this canna worm
>>342322243
Just go to gamestop and literally all of that will fall from your pocket.
Okay guys what are we getting for lunch ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypjr41fR0L0
>>342322156
It's surprising how much of this board is both gay AND republican. I figured those didn't exist.
>>342322464
Hot pockets. Same as what we had for breakfast. Same as what we will have for dinner.
You one of those normie fit freaks, Chad?
>>342322446
>Infinite raw mince just by sperging out in public
I'd never have to buy meat again.
>>342322518
You rang?
>>342321908
Can you get me a 24 pack of cola with 2 pounds worth of gummy worms.
>>342322091
Milky ways cunt
>>342322430
>masculine vagina
>>342322518
I would gladly go back to fighting for gay rights then deal with any of the shit democrats want.
>>342322518
they're only gay because women don't pay attention to them and they're republican because black people scare them.
>>342322393
No shit, they have their own shed near the tree line.
>>342322684
Oh, also new headphones that are higher than 40 bucks cause mine broke.
>doing my daily patrol around the place
>saw a stream of the new Legend of Zelda in the idort's wing
>"this looks cool; I'll go to the Nintendo wing to see if they're hyped and to play some of the games to remember them"
>get to the place; there's a note hanging outside of the door where the Zelda games are
>"Com to celebrate the announcement of the new LoZ game!"
>they're hyped; cool
>open the door
>there's a bunch of naked neckbeards around something
>what the fuck
>they actually dressed a twink fag as Link and are gangbanging him
>In the afternoon, I give my janitor badge and my montly box of Hot Pockets to Hiroshima and tell him I'm done
>>342321908
I WILL HAVE HALF A STICK OF CELERY, NOTHING ON IT
>>342320624
Fuck off Quentin you aren't invited
>>342320793
>Upon further investigation it appears that a wing in the mansion full of AMD computers caused this fire
WHO JIZZED ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
FESS UP
>>342322309
Would you like to go with me? I hope they'll let us in
>>342323202
IT WAS YOUR FAULT! YOU DID THIS TO ME! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PICK THAT SLUTTY LITTLE STRAIGHT LINE DIAMOND PATTERN TILE BUT YOU DID IT ANYWAYS!
COME ON GUYS LET'S HIT THE MANSION GYM AND GET /fit/
who the hell downloaded AA2 on EVERY FUCKING COMPUTER?
>Meanwhile in the /v/ mansion
>>342319871
>those fags from the leddit mansion keep coming to try and convince people to let them in
>mfw they get received with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARuCujL4cY blasting off from the speakers of the mansion, while everyone chants "GO GO GO GO GO GO"
Sometimes you guys are alright.
>>342323421
You mind rolling me there? Can't fit through the door again
STOP WRITING STUFF ON THE FLOOR WITH SOAPSTONE, I'M FED UP WITH POLISHING THE TILES!
>>342324069
That ain't soapstone boy, I think tilefucker got in through the dog door.
>>342324069
Yeah. Polish those tiles anon. Make them shine.
>playing pokemon sun in my 3DS
>not paying much attention to my surroundings
>I end up crashing with another dude
>his bag of doritos gets spilled all over the floor
>I legitimate feel sorry about the incident, so I express my condolences
>"oh, shit; I'm sorry"
>everyone on the room and in the nearest vicinity starts looking at me
>I get nervious because I know that if I flop even one line, I'm gonna get another strike and I'm gonna get expelled from the house
>"sorry for what", answers the other anon, with a grin on his face
>HERE WE FUCKING GO
Who the fuck made up that pasta rule, anyway? It's like being in a catholic school, but instead of learning the Creed, I gotta learn the fucking Marine's pasta. This is just bullshit. Woooooooooooooooooooow...
>>342322763
This might be the most insecure thing I've read on 4chan.
Congratulations.
OH FUCK /sp/ GOT IN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
>>342324476
throw them a basketball
w-who left their post in the guard turret? it's covered in menstrual blood...
>>342324476
Quick tell them that someone across town is saying soccer/football isn't a real sport.
Unga bunga rockstop
>>342324651
But /po/ is there! we can't just sacrifice them like that, all they do is fold
>>342319351
>getting to smell all those disgusting manly yellowing y-fronts
Sounds like heaven
>>342322656
When I accidentally found him while surfing through youtube, I instantly thought "this guy is the personification of 4chan" with his banter and memes
>Implying you even need the mansion when Stalker-anons have a campfire outside
>>342324637
it must've been /cgl/, the guy is doomed, send another to his post.
>>342324807
WE MUST MAKE A CHOICE ANON!
Besides youtube and tumblr are nearby looking for /po/. Apparently they misunderstood and believe /po/ is the one leaving homophobic, anti semetic, sexist messages on their pages.
>>342322156
the gayest board is /fit/
>>342321908
Where the fuck are the activated almonds, man?!
Guys! I caught a new one to add to the house harem!
>>342325058
Very well. Could we not divert them to /sci/? They have the resources to defend themselves easily.
>>342324946
They keep saying there will be a blowout soon but the only blow out I have seen is when one of them shit their pants after he cooked his own homemade Tourist Delight.
>>342318071
>/V/
Kill yourself
>/cgl/ kidnapped one of our sentries
Yeah, that guy is fucked.
>>342325165
Sorry, all subhumans have been relocated to the kennels. We have a decent size one if you wish to add it but it isn't allowed in the main tower.
>>342325352
there was so much menstrual blood anon... what's going to happen to him?
>>342324917
No he's the personification of /pol/. Ben is the personification of the rest of 4chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
>>342318071
Guys can my girlfriend play with us? Don't worry she's really good too.
>>342322209
I'd do it.
>>342325484
Gangraped by hambeast, maybe.
>>342322518
>AND republican
it's called a 'vocal minority'
>>342324476
>>342324476
DISTRACT THEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJIiSm6sgrE
>>342325486
Ben is more of that guy who brings the tightest banter and shutdowns. They're great.
>sitting in the designated PC room with all the other neckbeards
>need to take a piss
>come back from the toilet
>what the fuck is that noise
>low sound snickering and general breathing problems
>look at my PC
>i forgot to lock it
>the others see my face and burst out laughing
>walk over to the remains of my software
Early days mansion was shit but you learned from it.
>>342325616
oh god
fuck it I'm not doing sentry duty next week I'm running
STAY AWAY FROM THE THIRD FLOOR GALLERY
/v/ please clean up and be on your best behaviour. I've got a lady friend coming over tonight to play video games.
>>342325742
WHY ANON WHY
I expect something like this to happen at the end of the day, no matter what console or pc, video game genre, waifu choice or favorite fetish. A picture of everyone together with a fire on the background.
>>342325801
Nevermind anon, the Third Floor Gallery is perfectly safe. Come up anytime :)
>>342325801
DONT TRY AND SAVE ME. STAY AWAY
>>342325745
What are you playin' with her fag?Also, she has a dick doesn't she
>>342325408
live footage from the furry kennel containment zone
https://my.mixtape.moe/odpqnu.webm
>>342325742
OH GOD IT'S THE SENTRY GUY
HIS BODY IS CRUSHED
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES /cgl/ IS IN THE MANSION
>>342325916
>>342325742
Don't trust it
>>342325745
>lady friend
>implying /v/ mansion doesn't have a waifu dungeon
>>342322425
Goddamit, /x/; I know reading the Ars Goetia is the new craze at your place, but please stop drawing your weird symbols everywhere. You're enabling those weirdos that walk around a room screaming "PERSONA, PERSONA! PLEASE, COME TO US!".
Brad and Nate are even starting to say strange shit, like seeing a girl in a white dress or a shiny butterfly.
>>342325745
I'd like to see your lady friend (male)
>>342325916
DON'T TRUST ITS POST!
>>342325958
Modded Skyrim what she likes and I don't think that last one is any of your business
>>342325978
I ain't looking at that shit m8, the security tapes are private
>>342326049
Yeah probably just put her in the tower though, the squealing lolis in the dungeon will probably make her dump him
PEOPLE LISTEN! STAY INSIDE, CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS ANDDON'T LOOK AT THE MOON
>>342325745
>>342325958
What a coincidence! This guy I met who lives at the mansion invited me over for a date tonight. He wants me to wear my cosplay dress outfit for some reason.
>>342326301
OH FUCK
>>342326301
awoo
>>342326301
but i wanted to lay down out on the lawn and watch the sun rise
WHO THE FUCK USED MY YUI DAKIMAKURA?
Third floor gallery has been brought under control. Come on up and visit sometime :^)
>>342326391
>>342326450
That's ok, If you want your skin stolen like a bitch.
>it's getting dark outside
>notice fire at the window
>look out to the garden
>there are bonfires
>stalkers and dark souls players
>the souls guys are fixing their gear with duct tape
>stalkers refilling their super soakers and playing guitar
>one of the souls guys pretends to draw something on the ground
>another guy jumps onto it
>they do some retarded gestures and walk into the dark woods together
>>342326626
Bullshit I still see trails of menstrual blood leaking out
Uh guys
How much does a bed cost?
>>342326606
guilty
WHO LET THE WHEEL SKELETONS OUTSIDE?
>>342326771
WHAT DID YOU DO!?
>>342326768
What makes you say it's menstrual?
>>342326771
A paddling.
>>342325978
S A U C E
>>342326887
because it's leaking from a massive roastie vag sticking out the bottom of the door you dummy
>>342326874
>>342326301
>started hearing screaming on the hallways and outside
>think some retard said something rude to a group of autist and started a fight, ignore it and go back to my video games
>electricity shutdown
>lock my door
>the screamings won't stop, but get louder and louder
>hiding in my bed while posting this from my phone with minimun brightness
What the fuck do I do, I hear someone scratching my door.
>>342326664
That sound fun.
>>342326887
The smell
>>342326970
No comment.
>That feel when I'll never go around the rooms in /v/ mansion offering people tea and snacks
>That feel when I'll never get to bake treats for the weekly LAN party
>That feel when I'll never be needed
whoa why are there so many homos. Is this /v/ mansion of /lgbt/ mansion?
You guys need to quite down, I've been getting noise complaints all this afternoon if not then I'm going to have to bring you swine down townunless of course you guys have already per-ordered the new Fallout4 DLC
>dayz room
>silence punctuated by swearing,punching and the occasional gunshot
>cans of food and empty ammunition magazines everywhere
>somehow random things like grenades and crowbars seem to be everywhere
>in the middle of the room is a pile of gear but you keep hearing footsteps and someone asking "friendly?"
There was a bunch of clopping noises last night, and only ONE guy went to take care of it.
I'm not even sure if he was serious.
>>342326991
Let us in, anon. :)
>>342326991
was it /sp/ or /cgl/?
>>342327050
hey just pointing out the obvious m8
>>342326786
better lock your room door tonightyou'll be my new daki
Oh god guys I see "get out fast" and "symbols are compromised" what the fuck do I do
>>342320793
NEXT TIME ON MANSION BALL /v/
Guys.. do you hear that thumping sound coming from out in the garden?
>>342327276
consult immunity cat unless it's on break
Hey guys whats going on?
>>342327276
get in slow?
>>342320438
Who would win in a fight between mineralbro and barneyfag?
Where's the laundry room?
>>342325564
Nigga, the last time someone bought his gf, Orochi resurrected and shit went down.
Good thing a spic with a headband came and helped us defeating the nigga. He mostly screamed "CRITICAL" while headbutting Orochi, but it somehow worked. Then a weeaboo came and threw a molotov bomb while screaming "something-something YAGARE!".
Jesus fucking Christ, can you homos clean up? Your mansion reeks so much of dried cum it's wafting over to /cgl/ mansion.
I'm trying to undermine people's self esteem over here, fuck.
>>342327451
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door
The laundry room's two rooms down
>>342327425
mineralman can hit people with his rocks and probably has some poisonous shit lying around
Barneyfag just has shitposting
Hey I just got back from guard shift, wheres that dude who's supposed to take the next shift. Also what the fuck was that howling?
>>342327084
Seriously this. I think my inner housewife would kick in and I'd start baking and cooking so anons could eat better than pizza and hotpockets. The local pizza places and delivery places would be sad for losing for our business, and the plumbing would thank us. But I think most anons would get fatter, I like to bake cookies and cakes and stuff
>ywn be the /v/ mansion mom
you may all be manchildren, but you're MY manchildren
>>342326991
So now we know you're awake..
Why is /v/ mansion apparently in the middle of some spooky fucking shit, we're just a bunch of neckbeard autismos, not the fucking SCP Foundation
>>342327361
Mr McMahon why
When are you people going to put the memes back in their containment zone? They're leaking into the video games, for fuck's sake.
>>342327249
Be careful Anon.
i'm waiting
how come when i give my genuine opinions the thread dies but when i just memepost i get rich in yous
>>342318071
>/V/ mansion
Guise i H@ck3d sum1!!1lel
What do you think goes on next door in the /u/ mansion?
>>342327361
WHAT IS WINCE WCMAHON
DOING IN THE /v/ivasection?
WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING CP!?!?!?!?
I CAN HEAR THAT SHIT!?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WHO LIVE HERE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>342327660
Probably because the last shipment of games didn't make it in. Due to the last anon who drove the delivery truck being drunk af probably.
>>342327603
this is my last day on the job rookie,you better ignore them howls,there be a waifu thread over yonder and it doesent take much to get them turning folks into traps
Taking a trip to FUCKING GAMESTOP
What video games do you homos need?
We DO play video games here right?
ANON, STOP FUCKING USING MY FLESHLIGHT OR AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FUCK, GUYS
FUCK.
>>342327832
o-ok, I'll be careful... I hope there are boobies...
>>342327789
gay orgies
>>342327603
I thinks its comming from village garbage dump. Its where all the furfags gather. People are too scared to throw away their trash now
guys is it okay if my Cousin, Rodd Toward stays with us for a bit. He's a big anime and video game player like us all! ha ha ha!
>>342327864
>physical games
>consoles
On an unrelated note, did you guys see this baseball bat I got?
Makes me look real cool, I can finally cosplay Hotline Miami!
I came back home drunk the other day and I accidentally went into the /u/ mansion. Why the fuck do those dykes live so close? Their mansion looks really similar from the outside too, I'm sick of this shit.
>>342327864
LMAO, NIGGA. Ain't nobody leaving. Everything comes to us. We Amazon console games and order deliver for food.
>>342327864
I dunno should I shell out 18 bucks for rock band 3? The set list looks pretty good
>>342327936
there was supposed to be a panic room bu its been mighty hard to coerce the fallout faggots out of their new clubhouse
>>342328016
the fuck is...
oh
WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL
THE LEFTOVERS
>>342327936
We have man boobs tho
>>342327789
I had a camera there but they found it and next thing I knew my room was full of ghostly lesbians shlickin ghost juice everywhere. Disgusting
>>342328016
>walk in
>they're having a giant orgy on the massive central bed in the living room
>scream "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES"
>they all look up from eating pussy in shock and fear
>I storm out and slam the door
>>342328000
can i borrow some money to order new vegas?
>>342327621
Oh good, it's not just me.
Everyone would be eating so much junk I'd want to cook to make sure people actually got nutrition. The place would also be a mess. It'd be a full time job.
I usually look after my friends at D&D sessions with food and tea now, I think it's just my instinct.
Guys pls help! /tv/ is chasing me! They say that they want to stretch out my 'boipussy'! I don't even know what that is!
>>342328095
Sorry breh, was hungry. Thanks for the food.
>meanwhile on /v/ basement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gXFSY37LqA
>>342327996
Aw, thought they went to the kennels for that trash. Blugh
>>342328095
Let's call up /ck/ and order some 'go 'za
Guys I got lost yesterday and accidentally ended up at the /mu/ mansion. Why is there a goofy looking man with glasses telling them what to do?
>>342328072
Tell them Todd is over at /int/ or something
>>342328190
Wait... you're the same guy who went to the local damned and stole everyone's shoes!
*ding dong*
>>342328165
Did they mention "kino" or something like that? They keep coming up with new words like they're plotting something with some kind of coded messages, I'm not sure what's up with them.
>>342328102
but I want anime girly ones
Guys I haven't seen anybody from the hentai games room since Liru came out, and there's a really nasty smell coming from their room.
Somebody needs to get in there and clean that shit and tell them to take a shower
GUYS
GO GET /pol/ OR /fit/ OR SOMETHING
/d/ IS TRYING TO GET IN AGAIN
i'LL HOLD THE DOOR GOGOGO
Guys, what the hell? I went into some strange room in the mansion and now everything's upside down. When the hell did this happen? Why did no one let me know? How the fuck do I get back?
>go to Skele room
>expect radical Skele's talking about vidya
>it's a massive skele gangbang
>>342328162
Even if you try you can't escape it.
The only downside is I'd probably get chunky too, because I like to eat my own cooking.
>mfw mom's pot roast recipe
>>342328205
>Hey anon do you know where my co-...
>Oh, heh, guess I'll ask you another time.
WE'RE BEING INVADED BY TODDS
PREPARE THE NEW VEGAS GATLING GUNS
>last day as security guard
>hear foot steps down a dimmed halways scrawled with waifu pictures and swears
>hear a noise in the flickering light
>spot an anon skulking towards me with a dragon dildo and a comfort pillowcase over his head
>start screaming I AM THE LAW
>found the next day on a body pile of autists
>message scrawled in blood
>u niggas hella gay
>>342328205
what the fuck is this?
>>342321908
Uuh youre forgetting my sushi nori and ramen, you ばか!
>>342328417
>GO GET /pol/
It's like you want the situation to get even worse.
>>342328417
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ALL 3 OF MY THROBBING GIRLCOCKS HARDER
Holy shit that weird strayan guy just died a a swarm of these spiders burst out of his chest. Do you think they're dangerous? There was like hundreds of them.
>>342328254
Dude, I took a peak into /r9k/ the other day because the door was open. Their place looks like a fucking drug den, except there are no drugs and none of them are actually junkies???
This place weirded me out. At least /a/ smells nice.
>>342328417
/d/ is welcome here any time
/pol/ and /int/ need to stay out
>>342328534
WHO LET IN THE FUCKING AUSSIE?????
>>342328319
your cousin is pretty hostile bro
>>342328336
Better keep that mouth shut boy.
Remember how a while back the landlord came and asked us to create some new rules around the house? That was weird. He kinda just left while we were all yelling at him at once
>>342328470
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE FAGGOT AND PREORDER The Elder Scrolls ™: Skyrim ™ Special Edtion Remastered
>>342328586
Yeah I don't know what was up with him, he could barely speak english. Really not sure about that chinese guy.
>>342328417
I'm heeere anooooon... what do you think of full body penile engulfment... you can't keep us out forever...
>>342328557
>yfw your a /pol/ mole planted in the mansion
>yfw when that darkinned 2d starts looking good
l-lewd
>>342318071
I can't believe I still have this screencap.
But pic related.
Anyone wanna play some smash?
>>342328534
JESUS FUCK EVERYONE RUN
Guys, I have a confession to make.
I'm black.
If I count to 3 and all of you little shits haven't preordered my fucking game, I'm pulling the pin and this whole place is coming down
Anybody seen my Miku dildo?
>>342328534
god fucking damnt it anon. Just throw vita games at it, we dont need them anyway
Why do you people insist on shitting on the walls? The toilets are there for a reason.
Hey, the tofu delivery guy is here.
>>342328470
NOT SO FAST
Hey guys, where did Iwata go? He was here not that long ago. Why hasn't he come back home yet?
>>342328680
Fuck off back to the PS4 room.
Is this a reality show? I'd probably spend all day in the confessional cam booth complaining about my life and how depressed I am and how all video games suck now.
>>342328606
HAH jokes on you todderino,those shells are DLC and we both know it punk
>>342321507
There is that one chick that want you to suck her nipples.
But she's a 7/10 would not bang
>>342328680
Okay, what do you wanna play?
>>342328647
Pretty sure he's using our place for money laundering purposes.
Dem chinese and their bitcoins
>>342328470
There will be no need for the [REDACTED] gatling guns
You must only prepurchase Skyrim Remastered
Who took my fucking lube!? And stop taking my VR porn games!
GUYS!!! GUYS HIROYUKI IS COMING HOME ANY MINUTE!!
>>342328680
FIGHTAN room is down the hall, bro. We have arcades.
Who's using the OUYA? I want to play
>>342328501
source
>>342328016
You must be color blind, our mansion is blue.
GUYS STOP STEALING MY FUCKING OCULUS, GO BUY YOUR OWN
What the hell are you guys even doing? It's been MONTHS since someone stole ALL the video games and no one seems to care. When the hell are we going to do something about this?
>>342328680
i have a confession as well
i am white
>>342328910
when the ps3 gets games
>>342328835
OH GOD HIDE THE CUMBOTTLES
HIDE THE PISSBOTTLES
HIDE ALL OF THE BOTTLES, JESUS SHIT
>>342318475
Oh please, by the end of the first week that robot would be covered in semen.
>>342328910
We could restart the collection, first with fallout 4
>>342328835
HIDE THE VIDEOGAMES QUICK
>>342328949
Great, that's never getting cleaned up
Guess we need to get used to another brown stain in the kitchen
Right lads, who wants towatch some sports
The racing game room has been blasting eurobeat for the past 4 days, when will it stop
>>342328873
I don't know, these days it's covered in pictures of Inafune and green graffiti that say "5.6", I'm not sure what's going on.
>>342321918
>tfw no House of Leaves game
>>342328949
>>342329061
We're out of paper towels? AGAIN?
Come on, guys...
>>342328949
Crossed the line there bud, slowly get on your knees and put your hands up.
Don't make it worse for you.
>>342329038
TELL ME WHERE SHE IS
DEPENDING ON YOUR ANSWER I MAY OR MAY NOT KICK YOUR ASS
>>342327804
GUYS, SOMEONE REPORTED US!
SWAT IS ON THE WAY!
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>342328707
It must be that indian guy. Why did we even invite him in the first place?
>>342328949
>>342329061
It's cool I'll get it if you're gonna throw a hissy fit about it
>>342321908
Bologna.
>>342329038
i'll fuck you up m8
>>342329157
NEVER EVER
Alright which of you clowns got tapioca instead of chocolate pudding
>>342322209
Sure, though I would need to get a new job when I emerged.
>>342329172
I don't know but he keeps babbling about "streets" and "toilet witches" and he always wants to fix my computer even though it's fine, I'm fucking done with him.
Let's panty raid the /a/ mansion!
I don't get it. I simply don't get it.
Someone went down into the mines and hauled tons of unrefined stone, talking about how his great work was going to change everything. He just made a toy hammer.
This happens every few months, with increasingly inane and useless garbage. Why does this keep happening? What's causing all these strange moods?
>>342327174
I think I saw him last night. As a matter of fact, he looked very serious.
And given I stopped hearing the clopping, I can tell he succeded in his quest.
>>342318071
For the last time guys I'm a guy! I'm just a bit androgynous. Stop asking me to wear skirts and stuff and stop peeking at me when I shower!
>>342329243
Well it's outside so I'll just get the hose no biggie
>>342329280
Why are you making the pudding an hour early?!
>>342329337
Get out homo
Alright? Who turned off the AA on the mansion? Fess up. I can't show any pictures of the mansion like this.
>>342329337Just put it on you faggot
>>342329385
I'm not gay though I have a girlfriend!
Oops.
>>342329146
>>342329247
HAND OVER THE PS3 GAMES OR SHE GETS IT!
YOUR MOVE, PAL.
>>342329280
Don't look at me I don't even like pudding, wait how is the one you're cooking brown if it's not chocolate?
IT'S TIME BROTHERS!
I'm translating games, come to the basement. Cute traps only though
>>342329434
Why do you want me to wear a maid outfit so much?!
>>342329380
Gotta step up my game, last time all the burners were held up by other pudding pots for over half an hour.
>>342329460
BEHOLD THE BEST PS3 GAME I HAVE
GIVE THE WAIFU NOW
>>342329447
why the heck do you looks so content after breaking my bowl, lolimeido?
Guys, GUYS!
WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST COMING TO /v/ MANSION!
>>342320624
I like this idea.
>>342327603
I tracked the howlings to the Bloodborne area of the backyard, but there was an old man in a wheelchair already doing a shift, and he told me everything was alright.
I wonder if he's really in condition to be a guard, though...
For real though anyone wanna play smash?
>>342329793
Smash is trash.
Also, stay out of the fighting game room.
>>342329793
Sure. What floor are you on? I'll come on up.
>>342329584
the house wont cleant itself. Get back to work, bitch.
>>342329602
EXCELLENT.
ONE WAIFU, FREE OF CHARGE.
>dinner time
>retards playing with their food
>>342326301
It's okay, we'll watch it together anon. Please, look at the moon.
>>342329506
One step ahead of you.
>>342329846
42 which one you wanna play?
>>342329768
STANDO POWAH
>>342329936
Which ever one is fine
Just not Brawl
WHY IS THERE SEMEN ALL OVER THIS TILED FLOOR?
>>342327780
Are you the leader of Anonymous?
>>342329968
I prefer melee but I'm down for whatever
>tfw no gf
>>342329506
Remember, no women in gaming
>>342329584
JUST PUT IT ON
Heh..heh..
Hi anons! What game are we playing today?
>>342330052
Newfag pls go
>>342330052
I don't care, really.
Hey nerds! Still playing those radio games?
Why don't you come to my room for something that's more fun~
>you have to live with people like this
Sorry, I just came back from work so what's for dinner?
>>342330181
The game of you wa shindeiru
>>342328016
You better be careful of their (you) magic. The last guy who walked in at the wrong time turned into a cute loli lesbian. You can hear his giggles in the night sometimes.
>>342330289
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
Hello friends. Where is the designate shitting floor?
>>342330289
Leave /h/, nobody invited you.
>>342330289
>for something that's more fun~
Oh, you have castle crashers?
all of these threads turn into shitty trap erp
>>342326991
Open the door bud it's cold out here:)
>>342330437
You're in the /v/ mansion mate, you can shit wherever you want and you can even throw it at people.
>>342330465
Feel free to help such a thing not happen
I usually have a rule against hitting on bartenders and waitresses because hospitality and friendliness is their business but when can you actually tell? Is it a good sign if while we were talking about going drinking downtown I said I don't go there because it's too far to drunk drive and she said she lives near downtown? Is that suggesting to go downtown? This ruined my weekend with hope of a normalfag life. Her bar is across the street from my apartment.
>>342330447
I never get invited by you anymore /v/, you should have taken me to the prom..
>>342330461
Sorry, only Scott Pilgrim VS. The World, maybe we could play a sex game later~
Every person who claims they're a girl must go through a routine penis inspection
Penis detected / mutilated penis gets deported to the /pol/ base
>>342320113
Todd Howard
>>342330461
No, something even better
>>342330713
>implying he is tall enough the reach the PA system
>>342328584
Nah man, I want in on the soles of the damned. Give it to me, I need a good one!
>>342330684
>implying /v/ doesn't love feminine dicks
Does anyone have an idea whose dick that is in the spooky bathroom's gloryhole that appeared all of the sudden? I don't recognize that bulge.
>>342330684
Look man, it's okay to admit you just wanna look at dicks all day.
I'm not judging.
/sp/ here, can I come in?
*knock knock*
>"ROUTINE HERESY INSPECTION. OPEN UP."
>>342328190
Goddamit, nigga. Those where for the visit of our brothers from /vp/. Now what am I gonna ofer to them?
I got it. Go to the beach and bring me a bucket of soft sand.
>think it's a nice day to take a walk
>go outside
>Undertale orgy on the front lawn
We really need to do something about these fucking furries, goddamn.
Every time I play Super Mario 64 on an emulator, someone shouts BAZINGA. If that faggot is you, stop it.
>>342330816BAZINGA
OHH SHIT NIGGAS! THEY HAVE A SWINGSET ON THE BACKYARD!
I think I met a penpal but I also think its one of you faggots role-playing and toying with my heart.
>>342330784
Only if you can answer one question. Is rasslin sports?
>>342330785
WE DON'T WANT ANY
>>342328346
I ain't falling for your tricks again. Not after the last time, when you made half the people here preorder your fucking game.
>>342330915
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>342330965
No
>>342330785Please exterminatus this househol
Whoever tied the portable speaker that's blasting "I'm my own master now" to the dog, please take it off, he's scared and running around tackling people.
Guys I'm going to Gamestop to preoreder Watch Dogs 2. Anyone want me to pick up anything while I'm there?
>>342331078
USE YOUR INTELLECT
EVADE HIS BLOWS
what if /v/ mansion does have grills, but they always hide in a room knowing the horrors that await them?
>>342330052
There's plenty of cute boys around. Just dress them up in skirts.
>>342318475
You think that's a maid bot?
THIS! IS A MAID BOT!
Hey guys, pizza here!
>>342330816
ZIMBABWE
>>342331078
This. He obliterated my consciousness earlier.
>>342331178
Awesome, give us a slice
>>342331027
REEEEEEEEE STAY OUT FAGET
Hey guys, just came back from the vidya store, I just brought a great game! Wanna get together and play it for funsies?
>>342331178
This better be from that little Italian place up the road and not some shitty chain.
>>342331178
Where's the pineapple?
>walking back to my room
>suddenly hear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHo7npmGcHU softly playing
>Hear whispers about bloodshed and cool ranch
>mfw
>>342331330
I'm down
>>342331341
>pineapple pizza
Get cancer and die.
>>342331330
Count me in
Guys, I think went too far. I was in an argument with an MGS baby and I accidentally mentioned the pachinko machine. He won't stop crying. What do I do?
Oh shit /v/! The local mansion bully just challenged you to a fight!
What's your idle animation?
Guys meet my new life partner
The /u/ lolis keep bullying me, how do I make them stop? I tried playing a video game with them but then it turns out that they're really good at videogames and just bully me when I lose. I hate this.
>>342328714
I know. I can hear that eurobeat muffled from a distance.
>>342331580
Fag
Excuse me, I'm here to join /v/'s cuck colony, where is it located?
>>342331580
D-does she have a penis?
>>342331642
anon, the only way to escape is tobecome one of them
Guys, I think I found the Dwarf Fortress guys. They're all emaciated and bruised. I don't think they can speak proper English anymore. What do I do?
>>342331542
his funeral
>>342331748
Just let them be.
They're happier this way.
>>342331731
you're already there
Whoever is stacking red barrels in the storage room, I don't think that's a good idea.
Oh fuck, the FNAF fags did it. They've recreated a 1:1 scale replica of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria in the basement levels...and I'm trapped in it right now. And it's after dark.
I...I don't think I'm going to make it.
Oh god he's coming...they put a giant hydraulic bear dick on him. God help us all.
>>342331797
Should I at least get them some donuts or something? The Half Life fags won't miss them.
>>342331858
I'm coming anon! Let me just grab my mace.
Deus vult!
EVERYONE. BACTA. NOW.
>>342330785
W-we don't have any heretic in here, Mr spess mehrines.
>>342329280
What dark pacts have you allowed to be entangled with to make chocolate pudding at such an ungodly hour?
>>342330785
"NUTHIN' IN 'ERE, BOZZ"
QUICK FAGGOTS.
HELP ME GET ALL THIS METH INTO THE BASEMENT.
>>342331542
>>342331858
Check the power supply! If it's connected to the main circuit you should have enough electricity to just keep the doors closed all night.
HEY EVERYONE SOMEONE'S HOSTING MARIO RETARDY IN THE LIVESTREAM ROOM GET IN THERE!
>Get back from /d/ mansion
>"Anon is walking a bit funny isn't he?"
>>342330785
You're not welcome here Space Marines, I'm Sven from Sweden and I've decided to turn our Garage into a refuge center for Dark Elves.
Be sure to move your vehicles everyone
I'm out bitches! You know them rules!
Only quads can beat Ultra giga nigga!
Hey guys I rented a movie for movie night. Are you ready to have you minds blown?
>>342331668
>it's an island level
>tfw just want to play videogames peacefully in my room
>everyone's yelling memes and stuff all over the place
>i think i heard some gunshots
>something about maidbots?
>what the hell was that loud knocking?
At least le ora ora man isn't around.
>>342332563
Fuck off retard
>>342331178
It better be a fucking mile radius to feed everyone.
>>342332559
When you said you were going to get a movie i was expecting something with a bit more Martial Arts if you catch my drift
The scratching at my door has stopped. Is that good?
ALRIGHT!
WHICH ONE OF YOU ANON, BAKED AND SHIPPED A SHIT TON OF METH?
>>342318071
This is 32A.
Stop trying to please the healslut with small dicks. I'm tired of hearing groans of disappointment which shake the whole fucking house to the foundations. Tellhimto lose some weight too. The amount of trash wood outside from broken beds is getting absurd.
Oh one more thing.
Seriously stop with the locker room shit. Just yesterday I went for a shower and some asian faggot in leather came to me and said something about deep dark somethings. I will literally rip out his tongue and throw him to the gore lords downstairs to play with if he doesn't confine himself to his owners room.
First and last warning, boys.
>>342318475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn5CEL37t7A
>>342332976
It was me, what are you gonna do about it? Are you gonna fuck my ass and spank me for being a bad boy?
>>342333071
>implying you could even hope to take on Van Darkholme
Trust me, you don't wanna try and settle it in the ring.
>>342331178
CHEESE PIZZA ALERT! CHEESE PIZZA ALERT! THIS IS NOT A SIMULACRUM!
So no sex?
>>342318071
okay WHO THE FUCK HOTGLUED ALL MY AMIIBOS AGAIN?
I'm tired of having to lick them clean
>>342321948
ill point you to THIS
*unzips dick*
>>342333130
No
I'm just gonna kill you, faggot
>>342333254
It's pepperoni, retard.
>>342330785HIDE THE FUCKING MERCHANDISE BOYS
Hello, my good sirs. Nothing to be found here, I am afraid. But, would you like to come over for a brunch? The guys have prepared a bit of fries and tenderloin.
Glory to the Emperor. By his will alone, we thrive.
>>342333375
Oh yes! Kill me daddy! I want to feel your bullets enter my body at high speeds!
>>342330085
>dat filename
>>342333229
So, this is me.
>>342333457
Who said anything about bullets..
>>342332026
Nigga, the only acronym I follow in my life is ABAP.
>>342333590
Even better! Oh I want it! I want it daddy! Kill me like the bad little boy I am!
>>342332026P-please..
>want to build up sexual frustration
>can't last more than 36 hours without fapping
Life is awful
One of the stalker-anons here in the basement the dwarf fortress anons dug too deep and we are hearing screams and growls send help.
>>342334029
Plug up the hole and hope for the best.
>>342334029
Ugh I swear I don't know why I put up with you basement freaks. I only chose a room down here because it stays so cool in the summer.
Nobody will ever bother me.I live in the glasshouse.
>>342334163
>he doesn't know about the deep basement
>>342334238
Wha.. What's that?
>>342334074
hole is plugged but something is banging against it really hard
MEANWHILE IN THE TOOLSHED...
>>342334325
Find the fattest autistic you can and sit him down on the hole. Whatever is down there we don't want up here.
If you must then fill the hole with concrete.
>>342334395
This birdhouse is comin along nicely
>>342334293
There's some lower basement levels that have it much worse. be grateful you're up there
>day 1948 of 4chan fort
>there's nothing but dakimuras, shit, semen, piss, mold and corpses in here
>so why do i still hear screaming?
I haven't yet determined the exact room it's coming from, but the third floor corridor always has 2hu music blasting at full volume. One of these days I'm breaking in and stealing your hard drive, both to silence you autists and so I can use the music for my own purposes in the basement.
>>342334596
Kek
>>342334029
Such is life in The Zone.
>tfw will never revert to a medieval age of technology with the fall of western civilization
>tfw will never unite under the 4chan banner and purge reddit heretics and tumblr scum
>one of the parents visits the /v/ mansion to take their kid for a trip
>others bunch outside the room and listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
>>342334596
Answer:[/spoiler] Because of ME3's Ending and Spore![/spoiler]
2 minutes in and we'll have a cast of the entire mansion made of pure semen.
Cool if I use one of the TVs to watch game grumps?
>>342334598
>so I can use the music for my own purposes in the basement2hu rape dungeon?
>>342334598
kek, I bet there hasn't been a single song replayed
>>342326301
Someone call /x/!
/b/arbarians are coming, someone call /k/ and /fit/? Maybe /his/ too.
>>342328873
It's green and purple with blue "arms"
![76df35c09e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y9AuELA.jpg "76df35c09e[1]")
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