say something nice about mighty no. 9
It's better than nothing
It's a joke that keeps the laughs coming.
He can air dash when he needs to.
>>342291645
Came here to post this
>>342291547
He has pretty eyes
>>342291547
hey con man. i didn't know you went on this board!
>>342291547
it's not skyrim
The dash attack mechanic would be a lot of fun in a better designed game.
>>342291547
I didn't buy it or kickstart it.
It's better than nothing.
>>342291547
I didn't back it.
It is a video game
>>342291645
No its not.
It's short
Unlike most Kickstarters, it came out.
>>342291547
It's better than the sequel.
>>342291645
FPBP
>>342291547
it could be worse
>>342291547
I like the color blue and there is blue in the game.
I just finished a session of this and it's just .... the music stopped on me, it totally cut out for the remainder of the time I played.
>>342291996
>>342291940
I came here to say this.
I'll be on my way then
>>342291547
It provides us laughs.
>>342291547
BETTER
THEN
NOTUHIN
>>342291547
I like the limited edition plush that came with the backer rewards.
At least it works.
It's crazy addictive.
Like, popping bubble wrap addictive.
>>342291681
Kek
>>342291547
It feels nice to play.
>>342292354
Is there a dash that makes me breakfast?
Drama was more entertaining than the game itself
>>342291547
I still think Becks base design is alright in artwork.
>>342292930
Still looks like he's wearing a thong
>>342292825
I DON'T KNOW
Shit in my pants boi
>>342291547
it might look good in UE4
it's a game
>>342291547
They chose a nice shade of blue as the main color.
>>342291547
It's worth every cent I paid
His eyes are nice in 2D art?
It makes me feel good that I didn't back it.
Post yfw you didn't either.
>>342291547
call is pretty cute ad voiced by ichimichi mao
At least they tried
>>342291547
I always wanted to play as an angry fire-breathing badger.
>>342292930
But it was literally the worst design possible.
>>342293614
Nice meme fella
>>342293053
MMZ did it first.
>>342291547
Ray has a great ass
>>342293849
You backed it, huh?
>>342291547
Now that it's released, stalkers will soon have no excuse for bringing it up every two days.
>>342294172
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>342293820
>Top right
>Second Row, 4th
Best ones
>>342291547
It's honestly not bad, but it sure isn't what was promised.
THATS MORE LIKE IT!
The artwork is good.
>>342291547
I can't.
I just played through the entire thing in one sitting, the overall experience was remarkably mediocre, and frustrating due to level design that is more focused on your weaponry being shit and the hazard of dashing into enemies to neutralise them efficiently.
The weapon switching is fucked, instead of being able to pause the game and select something, or cycle through then with shoulder buttons, you have to select with the left bumper or trigger, then press a button to transform between that form and your default form. I couldn't adapt to situations on the fly.
The weapons are horribly imbalanced, things like the Fire or Ice attacks are hardly useful, whilst the heavy artillery from No. 7 think lets you steamroll stages because of low consumption, remote detonation, high damage and huge blast area. There is literally no reason to use anything other than this weapon once you have it, as absorbing enemy Xel replenishes weapon energy (although it does recharge very slowly.)
I can't remember a single tune from the game, other than the admittedly catchy main theme which we all heard ages ago.
What you will remember is the incessant banter with grating voice acting, along with the narration for scor ebonuses and shit.
The story, is who gives a damn really.
It's just a bunch of scientists and executives who fucked up and activated a prototype of Beck, "Trinity", who has no control over their absorption ability. I have no fucking idea how this translates to robots going on a rampage.
There's some shit about a Dr Blackwell who is not the bad guy, Dr Will White actually being Dr Bill Blackwell and wanting nothing to do with the actually innocent guy in jail.
Oh, remember that backer goal to get a playable Call stage? It's shit, it takes away the dashing absorption mechanic and is sort of a stealth stage but it's not, when it decides you actually do need to defeat enemies with your pitifully weak buster that only lets one bullet stay on screen at once
>>342291547
it came with a free plastic box that i've had a lot of fun with
I want to cum inside Call D
>>342294290
Excellent taste, aniki
>>342294674
I type this whilst I wait for the backer credits to finish rolling, because there are over 71000 backers and I'm No. 30616.
I'm only 22800 backers down the list, the credits have been scrolling for over an HOUR.
The backer credits are over three fucking hours long.
It took me maybe 2, 2 and a half hours to beat the game. The credits are longer than the actual fucking game.
I did spot two backers in there. Gaijin Goomba is in there early on, Arin Hansen is 12226.
You can't speed up or scroll these fucking credits, but hey you can at least search for a specific number, for the glorious function of highlighting it in red when it finally scrolls by.
>>342294384
HERE WE GO!
>>342294987
WHEW, I NEEDED THAT
It's actually decent if doesn't crash on you.
>Months ago
>Telling friend how awful Mighty No. 9 looks
>"Jesus dude your being an asshole there is nothing wrong with it dont be a dick."
>It comes out
>"Holy shit dude this game looks awful, I feel bad for anyone who put money into this"
>He only says its shit because it became a meme
>>342291547
It ruined conman's reputation.
>>342291681
This. I've gotten much amusement out of this trainwreck
>>342291547
I like it. Cant finish the fire level and cryo just kills me
>>342295187
i pity the fact that you have such brainless friends
It might make people realize there have been other decent Mega Man clones out for years that they never played because they didn't have Con Man's name attached to them.
>>342295506
Like?
>>342293820
Well shit the characters would have looked better.
The ones I circled are my favourite.
>>342295795
Top right for me has a battlenetwork kinda look to it i like it
>>342293651
wow same voice as Luluco
and bless this design
>>342295950
I do like that one too, but man it shows how this project turned into shit fast.
>>342293820
That MANLY design is glorious
>>342291547
Better than Sonic 06
Better than Sonic Boom
>>342294674
So we got our metal blade noice
>>342291547
The kickstarter generated a lot of funding.
Think about the countless games that come and go, slowly sliding into forgotten memory.
Today Mighty No. 9 has given me more entertainment than any of them, and I didn't even have to spend a cent.
When was the last time a game made you actually laugh out loud? MN9 has, and no doubt will continue to do so as this train wreck progresses. I'm going to put on the kettle, wipe the tears of mirth from the corner of my eye, and get cozy.
It's an awesome gamethat is awesome
>>342296221
It basically is your metal blade. Except it's even more busted, you don't even need to aim, you just need a semblance of timing when you detonate it.
It's not as useful against bosses though, because you don't have a constant supply of weapon energy coming your way and you'll run out.
>>342291645
I disagree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7iybALkJ9g
>>342291547
Dynatron is best girl, and should have been in a better and more thought out game.
So I can't find the online mode. Did they delay the game to work on the online no one asked for and then not even put it in the game?
Why is the soundtrack delayed? Where is the art book?
How do I play the DLC? Why does it crash when I try to pick the challenge modes?
>>342297078
artbook is inside the cover its a flimsy 5 page shit
Countershade was a decent boss. Everything else about it is pretty bad.
>>342297078
You have to beat a certain number of stages to unlock further modes. I forget which unlocks the online race though.
>>342297073
>No feet
How does it not fall over?
>>342297239
His stage was just awful though. Just run through a long repeating hall until you spot him.
>>342297225
I have the digital version.
It says to use the humble bundle resender to get it, but I did and its still not showing up.
>>342297393
Magnets and/or gyroscopes?
>>342297449
Try going to your purchases page and seeing if you have an unclaimed purchase?
That's what I had to do.
>>342294909
Oh my god, really? How in the fuck?? How could they screw something so simple so hard?
>>342291547
It got finished.
I'm having fun with it. I like it a lot.
>>342297638
As it turns out, you can skip ahead to the start of the next 10,000.
But each list of 10000 people still takes a really fucking long time to scroll.
I was afraid to press Start in case it immediately ended the credits.
Also the game is in memory of Joshua Crespo.
>>342297426
Yeah, definitely. That was honestly the worst stage I think.
Well, besides the lightning stage causing massive framerate drops and the boss muting my game for seemingly no reason.
>>342297809
Why?
It's honestly worse than X6, X7 and X8.
>>342297814
Well, that's BETTER but still. Jesus. What went right here?
>>342297826
I never experienced any performance issues myself.
Although I personally thought that Call's prison break stage was the worst.
I think Avi's tower climb stage was probably the best, but he was also maybe the worst boss.
>>342297942
>X8
>bad
Did anyone get their hardcover artbook yet?
Some people are saying they got it but I don't really believe them because that would mean Comcept actually delivered a product.
>>342298125
>Zero! I have information!
The stage select design is pretty awesome, Call is a cute, loved the japanese dub and the sniper stage is fun.
>>342298285
>the sniper stage is fun.
I don't believe you.
>>342297309
Gotcha, when I went to the stage select the Vermillion Destroyer became an available level. Figure I need to do that before I can play as Ray
She's getting harder with each fight but its still a little too easy even without powers.
Also this game looks like ass.
It is actually a video game.
>>342298102
Yeah, it was really fucking odd, and it was only the lightning stage, for seemingly no reason, no where else in the game.
In addition, the sound started going super stutterery and then eventually stopped altogether. Music, sfx, voices, everything Had to close and reopen the game to get sound back
Mighty No. 5040 kamiya was right.
after all the delays, broken promises, PR nightmare, technical problems...it's actually okay. i mean not worth 4mil but i am actually having fun with it for what it is...that being said don't pay more then...10 bucks after patches.
>>342298546
>Robot
>Female
That aside beating this mission did unlock her.
A bit torn honestly. The fight was kinda fun but way too easy for a Bass/Zero fight
>>342291547
better then my prom night
>>342297942
I liked X6 as well
And I don't even agree that Mighty No 9 bad
Guess you're gonna have to chalk this one up as "someone who disagrees with you"
>>342291547
It's actually pretty fun and only gets shit because of the graphics, despite /v/ always crying that gameplay is more important.
On a board where games like Nier and Neptunia which suffer far worse lag are beloved, I think it's stupid how much shit a $20 discount game gets.
The optimization for different platforms is shit though. PS4 and Steam plays fine, but it seems like Wii U got royally fucked on this one and I'm sure any "previous gen" consoles and the handhelds are going to suffer worse fates.
>>342299249
kek
>Ther
the gay porn of Beck might be nice
>>342299395
Wait two of the same typos in a row?
>>342291547
I like how the cured Mightys help you in other stages. There, that's one.
The Dina drama was one of the most entertaining shitstorms on /v/.
It makes Megaman X6 look good.
>>342293820
I see beck mavirick hunter
I see beck.exe
I see bad box art beck
I see beck advent ZX
I see beck starforce
all these good designs for spinoffs
spinoffs this shit game will never get
JUST
EVENnot matter how much I meme about how bad this game in it will never fill the void the hype caused on me
>>342293614
>>342299395
>>342299517
>He
Ray's pronouns are somewhere between "he" and "ther"
>>342291838
That is a top-tier modfu
>>342299320
Someone with shit taste?
Alright then, I can accept that.
>>342299957
Welp, guess I'm gonna have to go on without the validation of my peers
It'll be tough, but I think I'll manage
pretty sad seeing people when they backed it and the same people now
>>342300061
Keep on being you trooper.
>>342300118
Shine on
>>342291547
Air dashing was p. fun
>>342291547
The original mock-up screens looked good.
What's wrong with it?
>>342293820
>all these designs
I bet it was the same situation as with the Call poll, where the only reason the design we got was put in was because it was designed by Inafune
>>342291547
Prime meme material
>>342291547
Ray is kinda fun
>>342291838
>freckles
Yo so did anyone actually get the signed sketch or the hardcover artbook?
I'm thinking they were just never sent out.
Make way for Mighty No. 8008
>>342300724
>Boob
>>342300695
they're delayed
>>342300695
You should have received those a few months ago. I have mine, though I was no longer excited for it as the game is a disappointment.
>>342300724
>Boob
Just one breast?
>>342297562
I did that but still no go. The only thing in my MN9 page is the game and two DLCs and the only thing in my MN9 $40 tier is the demo.
>>342300695
contact humble bundle they are responsible for physical rewards, i backed the tier that gave a physical NES style manual / case and received it already
>>342300941
Can I see some kind of picture just to confirm because I can't find any evidence that the artbook or sketches exist
>>342301124
Oh wow I was supposed to get those too but only ever got the poster, shirts, and plush
Your very first trailer had pretty sweet 2D, stulized visuals. Too bad your visuals became ps3 tier.
So is this sorta like the Sonic 4 of Megaman fans?
Do you think we'll see a sequel? Will Inafune, the creator of Mega Man, go back to making more games?
>>342301685
I don't think he or his "carrer" will ever recover from this.
>>342301512
Actually that's kinda appropriate.
>>342301884
He's making recore which already has appealed to casuals on the Xbone, his career isn't going anywhere.
and I'm sure with all this press, backing, and GameStops push to sell physical copies, that despite the critical reception Mighty No 9 will probably do fine financially.
>>342294264
ray going berserk, the final boss has the same color scheme, and its also a prototype of beck that went out of control
>>342301884
So, for now, this is what you see and what you get, for the Mighty No. 9 world. But, again, we can hope that if things go well, there’ll be sequels. Because I’ll tell you what, I’m not getting my 2D side-scrolling fill.
Confirmed for a sequel, I'm getting it
>>342291547
It's better than Mega Man 3 (PC)Half of the robot masters from this shit game eventually became real Mega Man bosses
And people laughed at me for thinking X6 is the third best in the series.
>>342291547
Call is pretty fuckable.
>>342302413
Two thirds if you count the EXE series.
>>342291547
The main theme is nice.
The game taught us to not trust Inafune as a project leader ever again.
See, there's TWO nice things I've said about Mighty No. 9 now.
>>342302464
This.
Just bought it to fap to Call
>>342302413
Holy fuck why did they even make that
>>342299531
yeah, thats actually a really cool thing.
>>342302426
X2>X1>X4>X5=X3>X8>X6>X7
Also just sent in my email about the missing digital content for the $40 backer tier.
I entirely expect to never hear back from them. Truth be told its not bothering me too much to not have it, but at this point its more on principle.
2013 me did this so I'd have something to look forward to and to enjoy in the future. I want to kick 2013 me in the shins.
>>342302846Tbh the SNES games are probably really good but I'm too in love with the 32 bit style of 4, 5, and 6 that I put them at the top of the list.
>>342293082
WAIT...WHAT??
>>342291547
guys do I have to play mighty no. 1-8 to understand whats going on with the lore and stuff
I don't think there is anything wrong with the concept and that the series could get better as it goes on.
I just beat the game in one sitting.
Curious to see what my playtime was, I re-opened the game to check, and it didn't save any of my progress.
That is so completely fucked.
>>342303932
again, the old debug version for pc we got a hold of a month ago had its saves working perfectly fine.
if i diddn't know any better id say this was sabotage.
I got it on Steam, but it crashes whenever I try to start the game up.
I'll probably just pirate it.
I got two fucking Might No 9 codes and two Ray codes. Who wants one?
And how the fuck do I get the correct codes? I generated a key for the Gold Beck DLC and instead it generates another mighty No 9 game.
>>342304983
I'll take it!
>>342300558
You got something bad to say about freckles, anon?
>>342304983
I want one bitch
>>342304251
I'm not sure, but it might have something to do with the fact that the 64bit version of the game gets installed alongside the 32bit version in Program Files (x86).
>>342291547
People will finally move on from bitching about the delay and start bitching about how shitty is, at last starting the descent into no longer hearing/seeing about this game outside of discussions about infamous kickstarter scams and failures.
>>342305206
Those aren't freckles, that's a dermatological disorder.
>>342305086
>>342305332
One of you respond to me first then, with your email and I will send you the codes, or you can email me directly and whoever gets to me first will get a response with the codes. I'm not posting the key here as someone else might snipe it from you.
>>342291547
It's fun to watch it... be shitty, I guess.
>>342291547
THEY PROBABLY SHOT BLACKS
>>342305558
send to: [email protected]
>>342305432
no idea, does the retail version come with both 32bit, and 64bit? it should, maby the other one saves
>>342304983
>game is so fucked you cant even hack it
Gameplay is fun, everything else either really basic or just bad
>Game has already buyable DLC
Hahaha oh wow
>>342291547
I look forward to playing it when it's one of the "free" PS+ games.
>>342291645
first post best post
evil necromancy
>>342305206
Bitch needs to see a skin doctor.
>>342294674
>Oh, remember that backer goal to get a playable Call stage? It's shit, it takes away the dashing absorption mechanic and is sort of a stealth stage but it's not, when it decides you actually do need to defeat enemies with your pitifully weak buster that only lets one bullet stay on screen at once
But Anon, Call is a girl and girls can't do action stuff. So she got a puzzle level.
>>342300541Porn of Ray when
>>342293651
>ichimichi mao
Guess I'll be playing the game, even if just for this. Can you select Japanese voices in the English version?
It's such a shitty game, even SEGA is making fun of it.
>>342291547
Call is cute
>>342299679
So they used find and replace to switch "his" with "her" but not "he"? And nobody proofread that shit.
>>342307905
Seems so.
>>342291547
It's not Anthony Burch.
Action shift is a nice idea.
>>342291645
3 years and 4 millions dollar later this is the only thing he could say about the game being complete shit. I don't know why it's making so mad. I don't care for Mega Man that much and didn't back this but come the fuck on.
Call is cute. I guess.
The devs can finally take a break after all of their hard work.
>>342297073
How can we give Dynatron feet, /v/?
>>342291547
It came out, like star citizen never will.
It feels like a bigger version of a MegaMan 6 their Megaman game.
I'm fine with it; didn't back it because I couldn't afford to, and would have been pissed that my key got in late (or at all), but it's basically what I expected: Very Much Like But Legally Distinct From MegaMan.
>>342308410
Sonic status: BTFO
>>342299395
>>342299517
presumably from "thermal" or something, and it's some overheat mechanic
not that i own the game or know anything about it
>>342308308
I wonder what her cute little robo-cunny smells like
>>342310443
We don't. It'll ruin her.
>>342311645only pedos use that word
>>342291547
The girls are cute and I hope they get porn.
MEGA link when
>>342308410
>early childhood game rating
![tumblr_mwzqulEvjF1rcs9gvo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ojg5ch4.jpg "tumblr_mwzqulEvjF1rcs9gvo1_1280[1].jpg")
>this was an actual thing
wot
>>342308410
I love it when this smug fucker gets pie on his face.
>>342312709
Early on there was a lot of jubilation between the promising Shantae, Shovel Knight and Mighty No. 9 crowdfunding campaigns. Nobody could've predicted how disastrous the game would become.
>>342312709
All in all, it was a pretty good fusion
>>342291645
There is nothing this game is better than.
>>342292171
>>342306328
Are you lost?
>>342313247
>>342313319
Way back then, both Wayforward and Inti Creates did their own celebratory art for Shantae and Beck.
This is Wayforward's Illustration
>>342313571
And this is Inti Creates' illustration.
Of course Inti Create have been involved in a lot of projects lately.
I've been playing it on the ps3 for a couple hours now and haven't encountered any major bugs.
For an indie game, that's something.
>>342291547
It ends.
>>342313676
>MFW People will try and peg this on Inti
>Despite Gunvolt 2 and Bloodstained looking 100x better than Mn9
Still eternally waiting for that 3DS patch though
>>342315146
inti are contractors.
If you pay them to send you a bag of shit, then they'll send you a bag of shit.
>Punished Inafune
>A fallen producer
>>342315146
>>342315529
Same deal for Wayforward, they produce games for other companies or contract work to other developers, but also have their own in-house productions.
>>342316658
I hope he learned a valuable lesson about developing for moor than one system at once.
>>342291547
There was Call H porn
>>342317129
I hope he learn to only develop on important systems and not peasant systems.
>>342294909
No way. Thanks anon, for making me feel good about no backing the project.
>>342312545
THIS
3 EXCHANGEABLE FACES
>>342312545
I found the game at tumblr but can download it because the server is shit.
>>342317129
>mfw people still haven't learned the lesson and will back Inafune again in the future
>>342319196
I found it on Pirate Bay but now I need the Ray DLC
>>342319353
Someone should host the game and the dlc, i need to show this piece of crap to a friend who wants to buy the wiiu copy before its too late.
>>342319325
Haha nope
>>342298248
you can play without a spotter you stupid git
>>342291547
It's stage design isn't as shit as X6.
I didn't buy it.
>>342319518
Oh hi, Teisel.
>>342319480
Well here's two of the DLCs.
chrome-extension://bigefpfhnfcobdlfbedofhhaibnlghod/mega/secure.html#F!Y0FiGADJ!Bvxf7g8bgvLylHd4zu2m1A
The CODEX download has the Retro Hero DLC already so all we need is Ray
>>342291645
at least nothing cant make some greedy jap rich
During my playthrough of the game, I couldn't actually figure out if bosses have weaknesses or resistances.
It just seemed like every weapon could be used on every boss, and some might be better suited to their attack patterns than others.
The most notable example was using No. 8 Countershade's sniper weapon against No. 6 Aviator.
The best I could tell is that if a rescued mighty number appears in a stage, you should use their weapon against the boss.
However due to the fact there isn't a boss refight during the game, I never got to see.
>>342291547
I don't think it's as bad as people are making it out to be, I just think it looks mediocre.
>>342291547
I am getting a lot of entertainment without having spending a dime on it.
>>342291645
/thread
>>342323428
Do you know where I can find the Ray DLC? I literally pirated the full game and every other fucking DLC but the one that adds actual gameplay alludes me
>>342291547
Music is pretty damn good.Cryo is qt.
>>342325729
it has no face
>>342326036
>implying that doesn't make it better
Robots with nonhumanoid features are the best, camera faces and such. Only weird thing with Cryo is that pacifier thing.
