Roadhog is cute! CUTE!
>>342278168
He needs more porn.
Most of it is just sketches.
>>342278168
big bara roadhog and his little twink bf
>those are the only titty physics in overwatch
>>342278596
I tried that out on the PS4 version and couldnt seem to get any jiggle. Whats the deal?
>post yfw he is next one getting nerfed
It will be glorious
>>342278782
He needs a buff if anything.
>>342278678
>console babies
>being happy
>suddently this motherfucker shows up
>run away as fast as you can
>hide behind a wall
>still grabbed
Still not retarded as Widow but I always feel bad when it happens
>>342279015
Usually when I hook someone behind a wall they dont come to me.
>>342278237
agreed
>>342279239
Sometimes it happens, when you literally grab them between 30 walls, but most of the times they come to you anyway because of server tick.
>>342279406
It works when youre playing against a Roadhog and doesnt work when youre playing as one.
>>342278782
>lying on the net
why would someone do that
>>342278850
He feels gutted from beta, hook shoot combo no longer kills most of the time I find myself having to melee after even on 200hp characters
sometimes they don't even get stunned after the hook and just do whatever, shit is really inconsistent
>>342279692
>He feels gutted from beta, hook shoot combo no longer kills most of the time I find myself having to melee after even on 200hp characters
It totally does. Unless its Lucio.
>>342279550
>works for them and not for me
I swear overwatch is the ONLY game i've experienced this phenomenon
>>342279813
I seem to die a lot as Winston when I jump away when I see a rocket coming towards me. I die in midwar and get launched away dead.
On their kill cam it doesnt ever look like I jumped away at all.
Servers fucked.
>>342278168
two guys cant be bestfriends without people screaming they're a couple
>degenerates
>>342279992
Theyre obviously not a couple.
Doesnt stop any other pairing.
>>342279992
>48 year old best friend with a 25 year old
um
>>342278782
He's not overpower at all, why would they nerf him?
>>342280175
they may not be canon, but if people love the ship enough it can be hinted to be canon, just like Leona and Diana from league of legends.
>He doesnt have a Roadhog folder
roadrat/junkhog is best ship
>>342280223
If Roadhog didn't enjoy the company and the adventures he probably would've left long ago
>>342280572
He only has like 3 lines towards Junkrat and two of them are not nice.
>>342280674
Junkrat would be.. cute without the burned-in bald spots
>>342280572
Canonically, Roadhog is only following Junkrat for a 50/50 split of whatever profits Junkrat enticed him with, to be a Bodyguard.
>>342280861
junkrat IS cute!
>>342280861
Nobody actually likes Junkrat, they just put up with him for the ship.
>>342280460
mind sharing
>>>/trash/3605229
if you need
>>342281184
Most of it isnt porn though.
>>342279992
>two guys cant be bestfriends without people screaming they're a couple
What the fuck do you mean "bestfriends"? It's a video game. On a board for video games. Are we supposed to just shit on it because some other people did? Are you afraid to tell people in real life of your interests because you're afraid they won't like them? Do you pretend that you hate stuff that other people do?
I don't know where we fucking went so wrong as to make absolute fucking cowards like you -who parrot every shitpost they see- welcome on this board. You echo every criticism you notice on this website without any knowledge of its source content so you can feel like you fit in the /v/ "le epic pessimist mindset" because you're certainly not going to get the satisfaction of community and friendship out of real life, you worthless fucking nobody.
I hate you. I hate everything you represent in this day and age on this board in which shitposting hiveminds have replaced actual debate. I hate that you are incapable of forming your own opinion. I hate that genuinely good games now have a bad reputation on this site because of fucking morons like you.
I'll be waiting for your response, but I bet you won't, I guess you would be hating on the beautiful couple that is Roadhog and Junkrat , you fucking prick.
>>342281330
This picture makes me want to see them as Beavis & Butthead, with Junkrat being Beavis.
>>342278782
>lowest utilized tank in competitive next to D.VA
>getting nerfed
lolwut
>>342278782
If anything Roadhog is TOO balanced. It makes him useless.
>>342278678
>Console
>Boobs physics aren't as good
>Why?
>>342281659
Anyone good with the hooks and practiced with the gun can wreck shit with him, but he's still pretty susceptible to a lot of things, yeah.
>>342281780
The PS4 should be able to handle Roadhogs boobs.
There are some cool roadhog art on tumblr
>>342282049
Any other places to get Roadhog art?
>>342282049
>>342282049
there are but
>search roadrat
>find pictures of cuntboy mpreg junkrat
i want fujoshi tumblrina to leave
>>342282486
Wow.
Are you supposed to be able to kill Mei with the hook > lmb headshot > punch combo? I feel like you should but she always survives it one way or the other.
>>342283874
If you can headshot her after the hook its possible.
>>342283972
Right, I should work on my aim then. Thanks.
>>342283874
it depends on how fast she can heal herself after you hook her
where are my Reinhardt bros at?
>>342283874
>tfw 2 meis try to freeze me but I manage to tank enough until I kill one and my team kills the other
>>342284245
No belly.
>>342283874
That's because you're doing the combo wrong. It's midrange shot -> animation cancel into hook -> closerange shot -> punch
>>342284129
Do not actually aim for the head, you will miss pellets.
Where my Zen bros at?
>I am on fire...but an extinguisher is not required
never been calmer playing a character ever
>>342278782
>mfw they bug fix the hook landing people in random places and it significantly buffs him inadvertantly
>>342284449
Well sure, but getting that midrange shot isn't always possible. Like when she's already in close range and you have to hook asap to avoid getting frozen.
>>342284575
So aim for the neck instead?
too bad roadhog hates junkrat in game...
>>342284774
Zen himself is a cute but playing him is not relaxing at all.
>do one single wrong step
>dies
>someone breathes at you
>dies
>ults to heal your dying teammates
>"let's split up gang!"
i'll never stop maining him though, i guess i'm a masochist.
>>342285017
he doesn't, he just gets mad sometimes because junkrat is really annoying
>>342285017
He hates everyone though.
>>342285017
That wont stop me.
>>342285017
No one knows shit about the characters besides looks.
>tumblr latches onto Zarya becasue muscles and pink hair
>she is a zenophone and hates omnics
>"keep earth human ok?"
>>342285168
>mfw Widow cant bodyshot me anymore
it is not all bad
>>342284774
>does kung fu +
>melee attack is a kick ++++
That alone puts him above a lot of characters
anyone got other models like this? really want try make one
this thread has too much overwatch and not enough bara
>>342284975
You should still be trying for the shoot hook shoot punch combo at whatever range she's at. The animation cancel has no delay so you basically shoot both at once.
As for the headshots thing, you need to make sure that every pellet hits, that's much more important than getting only a portion of them to hit the head. Neck shots might still cause you to miss some so just practice and try to get a feel for it.
Would you?
>>342285736
Probably not.
>>342285667
I see, I'll keep practicing then. Thanks anon.
>>342278678
woah.....
>>342285978
What about now?
>>342286039
No problem. Being able to consistently pull off that combo will automatically make you better than 90% of roadhogs.
>>342286182
Why do you hate Roadhog?
>>342281291
>Most
that's not all
>>342285978
That's one hairy fat woman.
>>342286481
Im not the dumper type.
>>342279605
Roadsow
>>342286182
some cocoa butter lotion and a tan would fix that right up...
I don't see how.
I like seeing him on my team though. He's a better tank than fucking D.Va by MILES
>>342286786
What? He might be a better hero but as a tank hes worthless, nothing more than an ult feeder.
>>342284245
reinhardt is best:
>fit as fuark
>great hair
>great beard
>loves hitting shit with a big hammer
>old but distinguished
>perfectly masculine
>naive and charming
i wanna be like reinhardt when im old
>>342286303
post more of them as their animals
very glad so much of /v/ loves roadhogi love him the most
>>342287258
The only other one I have is Roadhog as a bear and Im not 100% sure I should post it.
>>342287383
No me.Next to Winston.
>>342287383
Untrue, I now can't cum without thinking about him. He literally has me by the balls.
>>342286573
McRees face looks like that one picture of the american ww2 soldier riding the bike in japan
still not as fat as mei
>>342287043
Better get fit now. That's the key get /fit/ while you're young then attempt to beat younger versions of yourself the rest of your life.
>>342287383you said the same about shovel knight and thomas
Can anyone post all of overwatch's champions names so I can filter the threads?
>>342287553
Pftha.
>no one draws winston
>>342287610its all still true
>>342287697
Gorillas are hard to draw.tfw no Oozaru porn
>>342287505
Oh man I know that feeling.
Not with him but I know
Finally, there's a good character for fatties to cosplay as.
>>342287505
Ok, maybe you have me beat.
I mean I love Roadhog but damn.
Also I remember someone sayin they were going to commission a comic of him?
>>342287624
robot naruto, texas, falco, billy and mandy, call of duty, god save the queen, baymax, yasuo, jared leto, fat, Torbjörn, wafflemaker, faker girl, grand dad, piggy, monkey, tumblr, turn it up, soraka, manjula, robot jesus
>>342286182
YES
>>342286182
Sexe
>>342288085
>>342288073
Are you people joking?
>>342287815
Not the first time I've been this obsessed, but this is the first time it's affected my jacking off.
Thanks Blizzard.
>>342288039
It's kind of hellish but kind of okay. I need some fucking merchandise of him though.
>>342288298
Hes not gonna get any.
>>342288208
>people can like what I don't like
SHOCKER!
>>342288208
Niet
>>342288350
Don't you think I know that, you son of a bitch?
>>342288351
>>342288358
Ill just keep assuming youre joking.
>>342288298
When you jack off and you switch from whatever you were thinking about to in your case Roadhog?
>>342288442
Could always get a custom made one.
>>342287043
he's literally the perfect manI wanna be his fucktoy
>>342288541
I can't figure out what the hell you're asking me for some reason. I think you're asking if I start with something else and have to switch to Roadhog to finish? If yes, then yes, that's how it works. It always ends with him now.
>>342288586
I thought about it but I've never done that before and wouldn't know where to start.
>>342288762
Start with a google search.
Roadhog is UGLY
>>342288967
Whats with all the bath images?
Roadhog isn't fat, he's builtfat with a huge belly, that's the kind of body you get if you eat a lot but also make exercise and maybe beer
pic related
>>342289046
>>342289046
he smely
>>342284245
Represent
>>342289136
yeah he's kinda like this he's just really exaggerated to the point that it's pretty much fatbod
>>342280861
This, he's supposed to be 25, it's a shame but I still like him though
>>342288762
Yup thats what I was asking.It never stops. You just find more guys to think about over time[/spoiled]
>all these homos thinking Roadhog and Junkrat are having homosex when they're the truest bros in the game and Rat wants to fug Mei
How can people be this stupid?
>>342288919
Yeah yeah, I know.
>>342289603
I've already had plenty. Like I said, obsessions come and go, but this fucker has some kind of hold on me. At least there's plenty of porn.
>>342278678
PC WINS AGAIN BABY
>342289640
i wish the ground was my face
>>342281107
>Nobody actually likes Junkrat
I resent that implication. Junkrat is one of the funniest characters.
>>342278168
We all got are thing I like widowmaker
>>342289724
nice headcanon loser
kill yourself you disgusts me
>>342286303
Animated Disney film when?
>>342281107
>Impickleations
>>342289724
Mei doesnt like Rat.
Rat probably doesnt care about Mei.
>>342281107
I like him.
Just not enough to play or give Overwatch the time of day but I think he's pretty cute.
>>342289823
Definitely
>>342290051
>>342289823
>>342290098
Hes fine personality wise but hes still ugly.
>>342289724
my nigga that's my ship too
>>342290229
>Junkrat
>Ugly
>>342278168
sjw game
>>342290353
Sonic hair.
>>342289952
>says the faggot projecting his cake boy feelings onto two bros
league of legends has better husbandos
This skin would be god tier if it wasn't for that ugly mask, it doesn't look badass or intimidating, just ugly
So today I was playing and I tried to shoot my hook at a Reinhardt who had turned around, and instead it shot at a 90 degree angle from where I was facing and grabbed a Genji.
Why?
>you cant be friends with another male unless youre both aids carrying faggots
KYS
>>342290408
>unironically saying the word "bros" when refering to two men who aren't siblings
oh my god kill yourself do us all a favor and end your pitiful life at once
>>342290229
He seems right up my alley
>>342290598
Magic.
>>342289724
>Rat wants to fug Mei
Wat
>>342290601
Problem?
>>342290601
>>342290408
>>342289724
>straight dudes getting triggered by gay ships
>still being hetero and not getting the best of both
Alright guys, let's settle this
Does Roadhog have an actual pig snout under that mask? The nostrils seem to flare as he breathes so I'd say he does.
>>342290715
for straight dudes, when a girl hates a dude she obviously love him but when two dudes spend years of their lives together barely naked they're just "best buddies"
>>342290805
>gay dudes getting triggered by straight ships
>>342290498
i agree overwatch doesn't even have a goo husband
>>342290601
>Not liking dick
>Getting mad about ships
What are you, 12?
>>342290879
He probably has a big fat nose and weird pig tusks like some kind of fucking monster. Hopefully.
>>342290879
No dummy.
>>342279692
>waaah my shift doesnt insta-kill sometimes
>>342290805
>>342290948
Both sides should stop getting triggered by ships and headcanons
>>342290879
what if he hasanime eyes
>>342290879
I vote no, cause so far we haven't seen any real mutations
>>342290879
I like the idea that the mask is literally just his face.
Like, you can't even take it off. If you undid those stitches he could even talk with it.
>>342284245
here
No bullying the junk
>>342291530
Hes junk.
>>342290498
>Zac
>Husbando material
Even Twitch is better than Zac.
>>342291108
his eyes were already releaved
>>342290879
yes, his face, snout and all, is visible on the wanted poster of one of his sprays
>>342291808
>>342291754
i'd answer to this explaining why zac is the best husband, but you posted shitmaker as a reaction image so it kinda explains why you have awful taste.
>overshit
please kill yourselves
>>342291754
twitch is the purest husbando
How do I achieve an adequate level of play as Junkrat?
>>342292196
i wonder what his balls smells like haha i wanna smell them for laughs haha
>>342291953
no, these are narrated portraits or however that shit is called, there's 3 different versions
>>342284245
Yo.
The only true pair in this game is 76 and Mercy.
>>342291953
That's just a police sketch, you fucking CLOD
>>342292283
>not making twitch smell your balls
he has to be musk slut collecting used men underwear and jockstraps to sniff all day
>>342291719
He's just a little crazy m8, no need to be rude
>>342292565
JUNK.
>>342292554
i don't really have musk, i'm a clean freak
i bet he'd hate me ;_;
>>342291998
>cropped porn
oh you~zac x twitch is best ship tho
>>342278168
>there will never be a doujin where Roadhog corners D.va or Mercy and disarms them
>he will never rape her with his disgusting cock
>he will never make her throw up on his cock because of the putrid taste
>he will nevershove his hook inside her and puncture her skin from the inside
>he will neverstring her up as they cry out in agony
>he will neverlet the blood drain from her body, letting her die slowly
>he will neveruse his healing medicine on her to heal her wounds for another round of torture
Life is suffering.
>>342284774
Yo
>>342292816
Did your parents not love you or some shit?
>>342292816
straight people should all kill themselves
who agrees
>>342292216
Aim where they're gonna be and not where they are. Learn maps to place mines properly. Eat through Reinhardt shields but with volleys of grenades. Use Concussion Mine to blow tanks away from contesting points. Your grenades don't fire straight, use that as advantage to bomb snipers who are at a higher level than you. Fire the RIP Tire out of corners they don't expect. Use Concussion Mine for transpiration and getting on top of roofs to sneak up on unsuspecting Hanzos and Widows, then throw a trap at em to stun and then two direct grenades should be an easy kill. When you die, position yourself next to an enemy for that sweet martyrdom kill.
What would sex with Reaper be like?
>>342293102
edgy
he'd probably start crying after cummign
>>342289007
is... that what he really looks like?
>>342293027
Amen.
>>342293102
>What would sex with Roadhog be like?
Fixed. Now give me those dirty piggy fantasies, boyos.
Friendly reminder to barafags and tumblrinas: Roadhog is a gas huffing, pig-faced abomination
>>342292196
>He doesn't know who Darius is
>>342293304
describe this scenario some more anon
for science
>>342293353
>>342293193
You're both dumbasses. See >>342292392
>>342293353
even if this was true it's quite easily ignored
>>342293395
the human males from lol are boring same rule go's for most human video game characters
/r/ image of Dva acting all tsundere and McCree giving her his cowboy hat.
>>342293353
that's just a wanted picture though, off a description
>>342293395
>>342293430
shoo shoo, begone homo thread hijacker goblins
>>342293498
I didn't know, doesn't make me a dumbass.
>>342293102
it would make me dick hard and my soul dark
for those who don't know, roadhog was hired by junkrat to be his bodyguard for a 50/50 share of their loot. That's why Roadhog says things like "try not to get yourself killed" to rat
>>342292816
How do any of those things benefit me?
>>342293730
no it's because he's concerned for his well being because they're in love, are you daft
>>342293645
>Getting defensive on /v/
Trying reading the other posts in a thread.
>>342293730
>to be his bodyguard for a 50/50 share of their loot
So it's they're married till they find the loot?
Cute
>>342286894
Nah he's a good tank, if the enemies don't focus him and the player isn't shit then he WILL hook someone and make them die very quickly
>>342278168
You are a faggot! FAGGOT!
Why does Roadhog paint his nails?
>>342294014
Well you're a double faggot.
>>342292816
>being an edgelord
>>342286894
Roadhog + Healslut is supremely deadly, far moreso than, say, Reinhardt + Healslut
Roadhog alone has to stick to ambush tactics
>>342293958
Hooking them and killing someone doesnt make you a good tank. That makes you a good killer.
A good tank is supposed to mitigate damage for the team which Roadhog cant really do. And he shouldnt since him getting hit charges the enemies ult.
>streetpig
>path pork
>sidewalk sow
>>342293193
it's supposed to be a police sketch based on eyewitness testimony
roadhog is human
>>342290506
>tfw got this skin and roadhogs my fav hero
wanted mako so bad
>>342294176
Roadhog with a Harmony orb kicks ass
>>342294062
for fun
>>342293430
if i was able to get a pic i just describe i would want a part 2 with niels head underneath twitch ass and seeing zac's dick fucking it with a lot of cum leaking out and splattering niels face and twitch sticking his middle finger at riven
>>342294187
No, he's a good tank because he forces the enemies to focus on him instead of the other heroes. If he gets ignored then he's gonna fuck someone up.
>tfw no good roadhogvore
>>342294334
How faggy.
>no sfm porn of junkrat worshiping roadhog's big dick
>>342294523
true
>>342294603
>No good sfm porn of them at all
I dare you faggots to find a SINGLE piece of fanart that actually shows the word "LEFT" written on roadhog's rings, like it is in game.
>>342294603
I haven't seen sfm of the guys at all
besides the ones where they're fucking the girls ofc
>>342279992
can you fuck off please
the couples that the fujoshis actually care about are reeaper76 and shimadacest
actual gay dudes are the ones who find this cute, not creepy yaoi-obssessed 15 year olds
What's the best skin for Trashmouse?
>tfw no cork hat outback outfit
>>342294794
I think Ive seen one of Roadhog but it didnt look very good.
Overwatch killed husbando threads
It's now all yaoi girl tier shipping
>>342294915
jailbird or toasted
the jester looks like dogshit and both the scarecrow ones cover up his face
¿helo is dis the bbm fread???
>>342278168
>fat, old, ugly-ass, sociopathic mother fucker
>cute
Is this just the gay version of daddy issues?
>>342290017
There was even a tv show
Just dub them over with Austrailian voices
>>342294979
Girls dont like Roadhog.
>>342294818
>the couples that the fujoshis actually care about are reeaper76 and shimadacest
You'd be surprised.
>>342295107
Is he getting fucked by a rock with spikes on it?
>attracted to roadhog but not junkrat
>forced to see junkrat each time I look at an image of my husbando
>tfw getting ntr'd by a crippled burnt skelly
does anyone else feel my pain
>>342294979
Overwatch actually revived husbando threads
>>342295171
This post reminds me that there are people in Overwatch threads who have never actually played Overwatch.
>>342295037
One-Man Apocalypses are not cute.
>>342295037
Pretty much.
>>342295056
Nathan Lane would be a strange choice to voice Junkrat.
>>342295171
>Hasn't played overwatch
Why're you here?
>>342295191
I am also attracted to Roadhog but not Junkrat, but seeing them together doesnt bother me at all.
>>342295245
>tfw you're that person
>>342295191
Same here, honestly.
Junkrat is gross but god DAMN I want torub Roadhog's belly.
Quick question guys.
is it possible to rise above Challenger yet and if so what does it take?
