ONE A PRESS CLOSER GUYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC_ouakijbo
>>342242601
(((Henry)))
HOLD UP
YOU CAN GRAB THE SHELL?
Is that TickTockClock bountry still unclaimed?
I spent close to 20 hours trying that fucker but it wouldn't do.
>>342242601
>>342242842
>>342242945
I don't think that will ever be claimed desu
>>342242915
What did you think it was for.
i hope he finds some way to take advantage of the ttc pendulum angular displacement + pedro spot, his last videos were upsetting
>>342242724
>>342242997
haha meme about some 14 year old who is actually loving being a meme
>>342242446
PRESSED A TO START THE GAME, DOESN'T COUNT
>>342243380
I thought it was a cruel joke
>>342242601
>shill
>SHILL
what is he shilling here? SM64?
>>342243720
His videos
>>342243963
meme youtube videos aren't shilled here, this is what neo/v/ likes naturally
sorry granpa your too old for this site
>>342242724
(((What is this)))
>>342244289
These videos are the opposite of memes. They're indepth exploration of game mechanics. They're literally the most vidya that vidya can be.
>>342244367
coincidence detector. lurk /pol/ for a bit
>>342244390
This. Pannenkoek2012 is the hero that /v/ needs. He sincerely enjoys a video game and all of its mechanics - with neither irony nor shitposting.
>>342244390
No wonder /v/ hates him
>>342244367
neo-nazi thing
>>342244583
>you will never have pannenkeok2012 teach you calculus
When will he start doing commentaries again?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>342244983
I feel like his commentary videos are rare in general; it's not like he stopped. If you look at his video history, he only releases about 2 commentated videos per year (on average). I'm sure that when he compiles something significant, we will get another one.
>>342244367
Pretty much a non-greentext variation of >Goldberg to point out Jews.
I have no idea what I'm watching. Please explain.
>>342245849
autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deYn3Mi2wk4
>>342245849
he got onto the ship without pressing A
an A press is an A press. you can't press it 0.5x. it doesn't make sense.
>>342242601
>>342242842
>>342243573
>>342243963
>>342244367
>>342246047
>>342246903
t. TJ """""""""""Henry"""""""""""" Yoshi
>>342247360
Hey buddy I think you got the Half A-Press wrong, the jamboree is two PU down.
>>342247462
AN A PRESS IS AN A PRESS
>>342244367
Echo signal to point out when someone with a Jewish last name says something so that they can be bullied and/or disregarded.
>>342247554
No it's not TJ "Henry" Yoshi, maybe you and I should settle it right here on this QPU if you think you're so tough.
>>342247706
is this an snl skit or something
I have never understood these threads, explain
>>342247774
it's better
>>342248059
for the uninformed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
Pannenkoek2012 goes into heavy detail about the game mechanics in SM64. This includes manipulating enemy AI, overflowing position variables to create "parallel worlds," and using insane amounts of speed and precise angles to properly navigate these "parallel worlds." The best part is that he can explain it in terms that even morons can understand
>>342248059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>guy wants to beat Super Mario 64 with as few jumps as possible
>makes a 25 minute video explaining how he gets through a certain level without ever jumping, namely the logistics behind Mario walking into a wall building up momentum for 12 hours straight and launching into alternate universes
>in the context of an entire game run, presses and holds A before entering the level and never releases it until after he's already left the level, so he dubs it a "half A press" run of the level
>some people, including one TJ "Henry" Yoshi, take issue with the term "half A press"
and I thought speedrunning was autistic
>""""Henry"""" always swoops into these threads to spout anti-intellectualism
>>342248059
Some dude beat a SM64 level with as little A presses as possible, with the most ridiculous means possible.
>>342248059
>guy puts out new video about trying to beat mario 64 with as few A presses as possible, using some silly terms to make it easy to understand for idiots
>newfags realize this is their time to shine and start forcing it as a meme and spam threads for almost a week straight
That's it, really.
>>342248646
What does this has to do with speedrunning?
>>342247846
I recognize this. Voynich Manuscript?
>>342248737
Fuck you, I'm not a newfag, and I think QPU-posting has been the best thing /v/ has seen for years.
>>342244583
>It is likely that a proof of the above conjecture requires significant advances in higher Mario theory
>higher Mario theory
>>342248646
this isn't autism, mate. this is what happens when a professional in the field takes up a hobby and applies his skill-set to it. it's the chemo that is saving /v/
>>342247774
even better: gay wrestling porn
Pannenkoek2012 and his channel are just another byproduct of the conjunction.
Berenstein bears, Selena murder, etc.
>>342248949
the what?
>>342248646
Except this is basically speedrunning just with a stupidly arbitrary category. If he found a method that got him the same amount of A presses but took less time, he'd use that.
Then again, all the categories are arbitrary
>>342248612
>guy wants to beat Super Mario 64 with as few jumps as possible
But why?
>>342248646
>build up speed for 12 hours
>speedrunning
>>342249296
Why not you slack jawed cunt? That's a stupid question.
Why don't you stop breathing?
>>342249296
>guy wants to beat Super Mario 64 as fast as possible
But why?
>>342249296
advanced autism
>>342249375
>guy wants to beat Super Mario 64
But why?
>>342249296
Research purposes.
>>342249296
It's a self-imposed challenge for his own enjoyment.
>>342242446
That takes me back. I have a memory of doing this once back when the game was new, and then I spent literal days trying to prove to my friend that I did it and I didn't succeed in replicating it.
>>342249296
It's just the way speedrunning has evolved where different categories that don't even focus on the speed aspect have become popular, people like seeing how much they can break the game. This guy in particular is fascinated with Super Mario 64's mechanics which do some pretty complicated things to accomplish simple ones.
>>342242945
he made an entire video about how the RNG required to replicate that effect is so fucking unlikely that it will never be reliable in a minimal A-press run for as long as humans exist
>>342248871
>tfw it's been since January, and there have not yet been any significant advances in higher Mario theory, nor have any attempts been made at proving that conjecture
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ypRVVRyf4x-v8GqCSmKYnicrfKSIjao3Y1ZVl52RIyM/edit?pageId=115836833264041510894#heading=h.njp36dt6xba0
>Finally, I’d like to answer a question that I’ve been getting since the beginning, which is: Why? Why play the game with limited functionality? What’s the point of executing these complicated techniques when a simple A press would accomplish the same thing? Well, the answer is because it’s fun and interesting!
There's your answer.
>>342247167
>"""""""""""
I don't get it
>>342249578
you have to time your forward presses with the frames to climb certain slopes. you'd be surprised at the shit you can climb with it.
>Dedicating time to a hobby is now autism
>Anything that requires dedication or is even remotely complex is autism
>Calling a fucking youtube video "shilling"
ANOTHER A PRESS REJECTED
>>342249296
it's not like humans have any better purpose in life
>>342249948
Most of /v/ is untalented so if anyone shows talent or dedication they consider it autism
>>342249296
Some form of transcended autism I'd say.
shit thread
but hey, look at this6
>>342249948
>dedicating whole days searching a way to beat a game old as fuck without pressing A button to achieve nothing
>not autism
>>342248934
great
>>342249296
Just a hobby. The guy is math professor at a university so he's not just sat at home doing mario shit all day.
>>342249774
>>342249948
>human on the internet having fun with a videogame
>WE MUST STOP THIS!!!
And this is why the video got so damn popular in the first place, because the entire comment section of the videos got flooded with "lol y u just play it the normal way?"
but hey, gotta focus on which bathroom i should use
>>342250202
>dedicating whole days familiarize yourself with the experience and skill of kicking a ball
>not autism
>>342250202
>dedicating whole days to playing music
>dedicating whole days to reading books
>dedicating whole days to playing sports
>dedicating whole days to watching movies
>dedicating whole days to playing vidya
>dedicating whole days to [hobby]
>autistic
Thanks for proving my points, underage
>>342249948
Yes, comparing somebody trying to achieve mastery of a sport and an idiot emulating super mario 64 so he can beat it without pressing the A button is totally the same.
>>342250202
>dedicating time to play [video game] to achieve nothing (tangible)
>not autism
>>342250202
It's called having fun.
>>342250435
>implying any hobby involves tangible achievement
Might as well work 24/7 if that's how you look at it
>>342250261
>The guy is math professor at a university
Stop this already
>>342250415
>/v/ in charge of analogies
kys my man
Reminder that /v/'s mods tried to shut down these threads when they first surfaced and caused it to flow to every other thread.
>>342250432
But it is, you think sports are some kind of trascendental activity or something? It's literally throwing a ball around. Stop idealizing hobbies, they're just that: ways to spend time doing things you enjoy
>>342250432
>an idiot
nigga do you even watch his videos?
>>342250578
He is though you fucking retard.
>>342250586
>kys
We got it already, you can stop acting retarded now.
>>342250692
I thought he was a teacher, not necessarily math. I didn't know he worked at a university.
>>342250692
Proof.
>>342250620
>all sports are throwing a ball around
>implying there aren't benefits to sports that videogames don't have
Yeah, I've been boxing and wrestling for 7 years. I'm physically strong, in great shape all the time, men are fearful of me if I look at them, women are more attracted to me, etc.
There are actual benefits.
I like video games too, but don't fucking pretend they're the same, it's pathetic.
>>342250593
They deleted threads because autists were trying to force it hard by spamming BUT FIRST threads.
>>342249202
My mind wanders...
>>342250792
>itt lies
Men are fearful of you probably because you look like a fucking sex offender.
>>342250731
You first.
>>342250792
>There are actual benefits.
It literally means fucking nothing, you're acting like analyzing the physics and code behind the game isn't beneficial to improve your cognitive abilities
>pathetic
Says the guy that think that being hit in the head is fun
>>342250784
He's spoken about it in one of his videos.
I'll have to look through them to find it. I'll see if I can find it now.
>>342250906
Even if it WERE a lie, it wouldn't matter because the point still applies, goof.
ITT Another "vydia is like every sport, m-muh e-sports!" episode
>>342248674
If there are infinite doors, the probability doesn't change no matter how many doors are opened.
>>342250692
Source?
I thought he was a highschool teacher?
>>342251050
who the fuck in this thread is saying that vidya is a sport?
>>342250432
>idiot
He's 20 times smarter than the average ball-kicking wage slave.
>It's another /v/ considers speedrunning on the same level as advanced theoretical physics episode
Stop.
>>342250792
And pannenkoek has been picking apart this game for years, intricately examining the mechanics - but most importantly, he produces videos explaining what he did, which in turn might teach people certain aspects of computer science (and even math) in a unique way. He may be picking apart something in a way that you see inconsequential - but he's also teaching. Do you think teaching isn't valuable?
>>342242915
>mfw I thought that was introduced in Galaxy
I played 64 throughout childhood and beat Sunshine and Galaxy. What the fuck.
>>342251020
Men have been fighting as a sport since the dawn of time. It builds character in a way that your precious video game can not.
I think it's funny you think fighting is pathetic. I'd like to see you say it to a fighter in person.
>>342242915
Glad i wasn't the only one who was surprised. I thought it was supposed to be like a "Pearl" or something.
>>342251178
>it's another "I didn't read the thread so I'll post my retarded assumption of what's actually happening" post
>>342251182
>Do you think teaching isn't valuable?
Not him, but it depends entirely on the subject and its contents.
scuttlebug did nothing wrong
>>342251182
I shouldn't have used the word idiot--He's clearly very intelligent.
It's an idiotic way to use your time, is what I should have said. And I stand by that statement. Teaching isn't particularly valuable in this case, as he is teaching something that most people will not need to use, ever.
>>342250836
they should have left the containment threads up. when they deleted them, they only caused normal posters to rage and spam when they deleted threads that actually had discussions on video game mechanics and creation of OC. it's not hard to get rid of the spam while leaving a single thread up at a time.
>>342251062
Yes, but if you open all but finitely many doors, then yes, the probability would change.
>>342251250
>It's another "Anon is illiterate" episode
>>342251087
He's a college student.
>>342251374
>its another "i need to get the last (You) to win" episode
>>342251267
That's right, it's only worth learning something if I... I mean *you* can profit off of it! *wrings hands*
>>342251334
>It's an idiotic way to use your time
on the grand scheme of things, you could do a lot worse.
>>342251334
>people will not need to use concepts in computer science, even if they are cast in the context of video games
You sound like that insufferable kid who whines in the back of the calculus class "WHEN AM I EVER GOING TO USE THIS???????"
>>342251202
>Men have been fighting as a sport since the dawn of time
They have questioned their surroundings and tried to understand how things work since the dawn of time too, even before sports were a thing. I don't even get why you're saying this shit when I'm just pointing out that there's nothing autistic about spending time doing things you like.
It's like calling a chess player autistic because he's not lifting
>I think it's funny you think fighting is pathetic
I didn't say that though, I said that you can't really call other people pathetic when you're paying to get punched in the face. Maybe you should read a bit instead
>>342250792
>Boxing
a pussy form of MMA
>Wrestling
so you frequent the gay clubs?
>>342251202
>ME GOOD YOU BAD
>>342251341
what an ugly picture
>>342251602
>paying to get punched in the face
So, you don't have any concept of how boxing or wrestling works. That's okay.
>they have questioned their surroundings and tried to understand how things worked
that's nice, it isn't equivalent to spending entire weeks playing mario 64.
>its like calling a chess play autistic because he's not lifting
most good chess players are autistic, but chess at least somewhat simulates tactical warfare, so I respect it a lot.
>>342251681
>a pussy form of MMA
I actually plan on moving to MMA soon. I think boxing skills with wrestling skills is what makes the best MMA fighters at the moment, since most people in MMA have terrible head movement and accuracy.
>>342251524
You're right, there is certainly worse. But saying it's not autistic is a little disingenuous.
>>342251690
This all started because I said the act of doing a 0 A press mario research study lasting months was autistic. It is unquestionably so. That doesn't make me better than somebody, though.
I'm just saying the retard saying sports are as autistic as playing mario 64 so you can beat it without pressing A is worse than me judging by his logic and immediate attempts to attack my character.
>>342251368
Go ahead faggot, turn infinity into a finite number by subtracting one door at a time. If you're really quick, you will STILL NEVER FINISH BECAUSE THERE ARE INFINITE DOORS.
>>342251202
You're pathetic.
Not because of fighting, but because you're desperately arguing on 4chan.
>>342251482
Thanks for the (You) senpai.
platform masters guy easily outsmarts these two faggots, and he's back working on his magnum opus
>>342251334
>he is teaching something that most people will not need to use, ever.
His videos are an example of problem solving using inductive reasoning. That's a skill everyone can use.
>>342251506
That's not what I meant at all and I'm not sure why you're bringing up the jews either.
>>342252027
I suppose you could say that if I were "Desperately" arguing like you claim. I'm just killing time because I'm injured right now.
But I do think people who obsessively argue on 4chan are pathetic, so in that sense you're right.
>>342251202
>Your precious videogame
The fuck are you even doing on /v/? Run over to /fit/, it's obviously a more entertaining board for you.
>>342249296
fuck off henry
>>342252023
>I'm a fighter, fight me IRL, you're all autistic faggots and I hate every single one of you
You're like a living copypasta
>>342252131
perhaps, but there are more efficient and effective ways to teach reasoning skills, wouldn't you agree?
>>342252208
they're too busy jerking off to other guys to be any fun
>>342242446
Henry is right. There's no such thing as a "half a press". Why don't STEMfags ever try actually learning how to... yknow, SPEAK?
>>342252026
Who said I have open doors one at a time?
>>342244583
What the fuck do you mean "asking for trouble"? It's a video game. On a board for video games. Are we supposed to just shit on it because some other people did? Are you afraid to tell people in real life of your interests because you're afraid they won't like them? Do you pretend that you hate stuff other people do?
I don't know where we fucking went so wrong as to make absolute fucking cowards like you -who parrot every shitpost they see- welcome on this board. You echo every criticism you notice on this website without any knowledge of its source content so you can feel like you fit in the /v/ "le epic pessimist mindset" because you're certainly not going to get the satisfaction of community and friendship out of real life, you worthless fucking nobody.
I hate you. I hate everything you represent in this day and age on this board in which shitposting hiveminds have replaced actual debate. I hate that you are incapable of forming your own opinion. I hate that genuinely good games now have a bad reputation on this site because of fucking morons like you.
I'll be waiting for your response, but considering that 3 people disagree with you now, I guess you would be "asking for trouble", you fucking prick.
>/v/ can't decide if pannenkoek is a maths professor, comp sci teacher, teacher's aide or college student
every time
>>342252023
>So, you don't have any concept of how boxing or wrestling works. That's okay.
You don't have any concept of challenge runs or game glitching so it's fair, isn't it?
>it isn't equivalent to spending entire weeks playing mario 64
Why not? He's a college student, he does it in his free time and it's a great way to develop analytic skills.
>but chess at least somewhat simulates tactical warfare, so I respect it a lot
The game is mostly figured out already, and to start playing it seriously you just have to sit and read a book until you memorize every common opening. How is that not autistic by your standards? By your own logic, you wouldn't even use that knowledge.
>>342252507
Someone finally posted an interview or something with the guy where it said he was a student. I wish I saved the link now.
>>342252427
is this pasta
>>342252290
My point still stands. The only thing you're doing on /v/ right now is arguing with others.
Which according to you >>342252174 is pathetic.
You've made your point, you think this is stupid. Now kindly fuck off and let us waste our time in relative peace.
A A PRESS IS A A PRESS NO SUCH THING AS HALF
I wonder what drove this guy to try and 100% the game without pressing A of all things.
yo i can't find the van-sama / fercussion introduction anywhere, has anyone got a link
>>342252694
I said that obsessive arguing is pathetic, not arguing. Adverbs exist for a reason and part of the english language.
Now fuck off and let me kill time.
>>342252427
stale pasta doesn't even make sense here
But I gave you your (You), so I guess you won in the end
>>342252427
good pasta but it doesn't work here anon
>>342252780
>that kid who said you can finish SM64 without jumping
>>342249916
it refers to extremely exaggerated sarcastic air quotes, as used by the guy in the scuttlebug video
think of doctor evil's air quotes and you'll get the idea
>>342252507
He's Stephen Hawking's top student that's technically smarter than Stephen Hawking but only when applied to Mario. The latest advancements in VR have been a government ploy to create a system where someone wearing a VR headset can see the real world as Mario 64. Once this is complete, it will be used on pannenkoek for scientific advancement the likes of which we've never seen.
Additionally, the 1000 dollar reward for the TTC Upwarp is not just the money, the person who finds this will be recruited into the project. For /v/'s eyes only, the project is called: Project 64
>tfw you will never frame-walk in your lifteime
>>342252816
>Kill time
>By arguing on 4chan
Obsessive or not, you have no right calling others pathetic at this point.
And you sure as hell have no right calling what pannenkoek does stupid. This is infinitely worse.
>>342253184
you could say so, but you're arguing as well. As is literally every person who disagreed with me in the thread.
>spend some of your free time on a challenge run in a game you like
>aspies on a board for videogames get upset that you're not spending your time hitting others instead
keep *ll br*inde*d henryposters OUT of these thre*ds
>>342249456
>guy wants to
But why?
>>342242601
H E N R Y
E N R Y
N R Y
R Y
Y
>>342253274
I'm not denying that, but you're the one coming into this thread not even liking the subject matter. Why be here if you're gonna do nothing but throw your shit at other monkeys? Go play some guitar or something instead, be productive.
>that kid who ended up QPU misaligned and no one saw again
2spooky for me
>>342252507
He's a Ph.D and the foremost authority in Applied Theoretical Marionics and has given countless lectures at the most prestigious universities and annual scientific summits around the world.
>>342250202
>dedicating whole days, months and years to browsing an anonymous imageboard
>not autism
See how I can spin it too?
>>342248646
mentioning speedrunning
Guess who is the autistic here
>any% is extremely close only a few presses left that are pretty simple (getting off of a pole etc)
>pk and his gang only focuses on 120 stars because he knows his fame will die once they finish the run
Every time he posts yet another TTC fuckery where he shaves off 1 press out of 32, via twenty hours of rng manipulation, I just want to tell him no
>>342242446
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""HENRY""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>342247167
>tfw you actually see TJ """Henry""" Yoshi in the comments sections of SiivaGunner's channel
>tfw you can actually talk to the living meme
>>342255053
well, speedrunning is overanalysing things to achieve a pointless goal
challenge runs are the same thing
>>342242915
The game tells you you can. It's in the instruction manual.
>>342248646
it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lamd-d-Ayqk
>you were born too late to explore the Earth
>you were born too early to explore outer space
>you were born just in time to experience pannenkoek's videos
post yfw
>>342255220
I've seen that before, but I can't remember which Silvagunner account that was.
>>342249948
Don't forget if the game is relaxing, it's casual
>Everyone and their mother thought ulillillia was autistic
>Lesser form of him appears in 2016
>/v/ gets triggered as fuck whenever someone calls him autistic
This place is going to shit.
>>342253563
>guy
But why?
>>342252376
It doesn't even matter how many you open at a time, you will never open all the doors.
>>342256695
ulillillia actually has OCD, though, right?
Meanwhile, some """"Henrys"""" in this thread are acting like armchair psychiatrists with pannenkoek.
>>342255237
>Being passionate about something is bad
>>342257306
Why not? The concept is perfectly well-defined in ZFC set theory.
>>342242446
>Yes, quite satisfying indeed. My heart rate right now is 92, but it clocked in at 135 during the excitement of finding this.
57
only shit what a fooking legend of autism
>>342257445
didn't say it was bad, just pointless
well, if people derive joy from it, it isn't really pointless
Pushing the button down until it activates an action in the game is a press
>>342257393
Ulillillia said he had Autism and went a lot farther than pannenkoek. There is no actual evidence that pannenkoek has Autism.
>>342257928
Get aload of this guy guize
reminder that his bounty on the glitch is still unclaimed
fire up that emulator and get your 1000 dollarydoos
>>342258138
It's called a button PRESS, not a button RELEASE, you press it down
>>342249659
that was a different strat entirely, not the $1000 bounty
>minimal a press run of sm64
Autism at its most refined
>>342257928
Yeah, and when he releases it? Why does releasing it count as a "press" when you already counted the actual press? The press is one action, the release is another. Together they become one whole thing, so just releasing the button is a "half".
P.koek is an absolute ledge
D-DELETE THIS THREAD!
Does anybody have that comic where Mario is standing in place, building up speed, then he warps into a parallel universe, then it ends with saying "I forgot the fucking scuttlebug?"
/v/ is full of the type of people that make fun of the protagonist in every inspirational story or story about someone inventing shit. You fucks would be trying to call the Wright Brothers austistic if by some magic this place existed 100 years ago
>Austist trying to fly when we've got perfect good roads
>>342258164
I'm not doing that because it's clearly a hoax.
>>342259295
No, but I have a jamboree
>>342259578
>Building roads when you can walk just fine
Fucking autists.
>>342255710
soos
>>342247018
sides FUCKING OBLITERATED
also pannenkoek please do more commentated videos
So what happens when he is done with this mission?
>>342259912
>learning to walk when you can crawl just fine
fucking autists
>>342260538
then he moves to code injection to turn SM64 into flappy bird
already been done with SMW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0
>>342260651
>traveling on land
>when there's perfectly good water right next to it
>>342260651
>Growing limbs and leaving the ocean
Autism.
no such thing as half a press
he just made that bullshit up
a PRESS is a PRESS
>>342256754
why?
Has there been any developer who's made games as functional, genre-defining and highly regarded as Nintendo, yet have such bizarrely intricate physics to the point that we have shit like these parallel universe things and Link hopping around in a very specific order, hurling bombs at himself to perform sequence breaks?
As opposed to say, a Bethesda game where the barely functional physics are a lowkey selling point?
>>342255108
Bowser in the Fire Sea pole is not "pretty simple." It's the last A press needed for 70 star, but it can't be done.
It's probable that he'll never get past it.
He's doing other things to explore new mechanics that might someday help, but it's still bleak.
>>342248612
So, half an a press is actually the same as a normal a press except tuat you make the excuse that you where holding the button down when starting the stage?
Shouldnt he just be counting the amount of jumps needed instead of the amount of times "a" is pressed?
turbocharged autism
>>342262449
It's just a feature of early 3D games, no matter how well crafted.
I mean, how is Uli and Bubsy any different than Koek and Mario?
youtube.com/watch?v=gjcCSwThvuM
>>342242446
>Doesn't involve doing a monotonous task for hours
Not impressed.
this shit really misaligns my QPUs
>>342263396
>I mean, how is Uli and Bubsy any different than Koek and Mario?
The Bubsy and Mario part
>>342263396
Uli doesn't use extensive debugging and write fucking pseudocode to simulate tick tock clock for FIFTY FUCKING CPU YEARS
why does he let himself get hit by scuttlebugs when he's luring them?
>>342263682
Oh you joker lol
post yfw a big scuttlebug jamboree will never happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRih3gfXin4
>>342263682
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure it resets the orientation of their movement range to the coordinates where they bumped into you, so you can lure them away from where they first spawned when otherwise they'd just give up if you lured them too far away. He might've gone ovre this in the QPU video but I don't feel like sifting through it.
What the fuck, Newton, just because an apple hit you on the head doesn't mean you should invent something so fucking autistic, you fucking autist!
>>342264078
post yfw he learns how to clone scuttlebugs
>>342263682
>>342264350
this. when you get hit by the scuttlebug, it resets the aggro radius to its new position rather than the original position. if you don't get hit, the scuttlebug will lose interest after you run a certain distance away from its spawn.
>>342262449
Nintendo games are buggy; they're designed first and foremost to function. Almost all major Nintendo games have some sort of well known glitch. SMB1 has the infinite lives shell and the minus zone. Pokemon RB has the Missingno glitch. Mario 64 has the infinite stairs bypass glitch. I'm sure there are other well known glitches in Nintendo games, those are just the ones off the top of my head.
>>342264228
>spends 56 minutes raising a Scuttlebug so it can drop out of the sky and knock him off the pole
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>342244583
>have math degree
>seen the half-A press video
>these definitions are real
>mfw
>>342249296
why not?
>>342255108
Who is this semen demon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannenkoek2012
>Scott Buchanan (born c. 1994),[1] better known under his username pannenkoek2012, is a Super Mario 64 analyst [...]
>tfw you will never be a vidya analysist of your fav game
>>342265283
Hey, at least they're notcomplex.
>no one has mentioned the recent video where he gets the scuttlebugs together for a jamboree, then scuttlebug-raises them for 13 hours to get them into a vertical PU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BnR4hEvtRs
He made a legit strat that takes the memes to the next level, how are we not talking about this?
>>342266005
lol, it's funny because they actually all take place inrealspaces
>>342265495
>Nadia Oxford of USGamer noted that pannenkoek2012's work, as well as that of other high-level video game players, is of high value for scientists in various fields. pannenkoek2012's analyses of Super Mario 64's mechanics may be of interest to mathematicians and physicists, though Oxford stated that there may be sociological implications as well, since one could ask why a large group of people feels compelled to turn a video game inside-out and abuse its mechanics as pannenkoek2012 does.
>this is bullshit
>it actually is sourced
http://www.usgamer.net/articles/youtuber-manipulates-enemies-makes-parallel-universes-to-grab-star-in-super-mario-64
>mfw there's a non zero chance of parallel universes existing
>>342266151
>tfw Mario will never make it into an squared negative PU
>>342266019
>that fucking jump
i wanna marry this guy
>>342266019
Aren't there only 3 scuttlebugs in that room in the first place?
>>342262489
What's the problem with that particular map?
>>342267578
mario can't get off the damn pole he needs to climb
>>342267578
He can't clone anything until after he's already cleared the pole, so none of his most famous tricks will work.
There's no theoretical way past it. He's run out of ideas.
>>342247664
>(((you)))
Poor jews right?
>>342251107
Him obviously. It's in his post.
>>342267821
>>342267848
So that's the sole thing stopping him from legit beating the game with zero A presses? Damn.
>>342268137
Yep, 70 star runs only take 1 a press, and it's to dismount a fuckin pole
>>342268238
holy fuck seriously?
has he done a comprehensive theory video on this? Or am I supposed to check out all the bits and pieces of the different shorter videos in order?
>2016
>the slightest bit of game knowledge or enthusiasm is interpreted as autism
Either everyone got really really bitter or this board is nothing but teenagers now
>>342266019
I can't wait for the commentated version of this shit
>>342266019
That's just the third floor, mate.
>>342269809
Usually when a really long TAS is released, it comes in two encodes, an uncommentated version and one with audio commentary (check out Malleo's Paper Mario runs, they're great) but holy fuck if he ever figures out the Bowser pole jump....
his voice is so fucking soothing
Fucking queer.
>>342270048
Read his replay to the first comment, he moves them up one PU and snaps them to the wall from there
>>342269763
>Feeling any emotion other than bitterness
Fucking casuals.
ONE MORE PRESS REJECTED
>>342247643
the fuck
>>342270409
[Noble voice]: A HALF PRESS IS A PRESS, YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S ONLY HALF
What are some games with big raims and big taims?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ
[/spoiler
>>342270919
You blew it
>>342270919
A spoiler is a spoiler. You can't have a half-spoiler. It doesn't make sense.
>>342271202
>t. TJ "Henry" Yoshi
>>342263342
He bases it off the "instances" of a-button interaction. A press is apparently a "three motion" thing in his eyes, so he presses it and holdsi t down before entering a level, before then hopping in. From that point on, the game treats it like he hasn't pressed it at all. So as soon as he lets go, it reacts like a press of the button - but he only did half the motions, so it's"half" a press.
>>342248737
>newfags realize this is their time to shine and start forcing it as a meme and spam threads for almost a week straight
I think reddit is more your type of board
/r/ing the "Henry" rule 34
>>342244367
It shows the work of an enemy Jew
>>342272241
I can't believe that picture came around, the fake reddit comments made the whole BUT FIRST debacle great.
>>342251698
t-thanks....
>>342272241
this picture is like reading another fucking language almost
theres so many memes jam packed in the most illogical ways that we may not be able to contain it
>>342270859
I still can't watch that video until the end
>>342270859
there is no difference between this and mf doom
>>342248612
...that was my first time watching this video. I'd heard of the phenomenon in these threads but never actually devoted the time to watch the video itself.
WHAT MANNER OF TECHNOSORCERY BIRTHED THIS MAN!?
>>342275081
That video is honestly one of the most interesting video games "LPs" I've ever seen.
Why do Scuttlebugs look so delicious? I want to eat these.
>>342276078
They look like gumballs with legs.
>>342273259
They are the literal definition of 'tryhard'. They must fucking study the board they want to talk about without actually taking part, read the history behind everything they see, then take about 5 minutes trying to remember the most cryptographic way of saying it possible.
They are using 'tortanic' and 'vinesauce' as adjectives, and have formatted the subreddit into as close a copy of a _chan as possible.
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed that they seem to think so highly of this shithole.
>>342276078
How could Nintendo fuck up this hard with their design?
>>342248059
You won't understand it because you don't have a defective brain that makes you austistic where measuring a button presses in a mario game is relevant or interesting to your brain.
>>342262449
The physics aren't really that wonky. The whole PU shit doesn't have anything to do with physics, he's just underflowing/overflowing a position value, which is pretty small considering the RAM they were working with was measured in kilobytes. Modern games don't really have this problem because you can (memory wise) afford to assign important stuff like position huge chunks of memory, like a long long int, which has some absurd value limit well above the shorts that Mario 64 works with. The only major change is probably that modern game engines run faster update loops, and thus check the character's position much more quickly, though their method for determining collision and where the character is standing is pretty similar.
A good example you can try yourself is by hacking your speed in any open world game. Two Worlds 2 is decent for this since it has built in cheats. If you hack your speed to absurd values, then stuff in the distance won't have time to load before you get there, so it won't load the collision of the object either. Thus you can easily fall out of the world. It's the same principle, the game level is just massive. In theory if you could go fast enough, you'd encounter this PU behavior.
>>342276078
>>342276762
Scuttlebugs in Mario 64 feel like they were robbed of a potential to be an actual iconic enemy, and Pannenkoek is the hero giving them the fame they always deserved.
Seriously, their design is actually interesting and unique and even somewhat disturbing. I love them.
>>342277417
What did he mean by this?
>>342249036
The conjunction of spheres. Our universe collided with another, and some people were shifted without realizing it.
Little differences. Berenstein, Berenstain.
>>342277426
Whatever joey blowbag
Why doesn't Spyro the Dragon, a comparable platformer of the age, have these kinds of exploitable mechanics? I mean, Spyro 2 definitely has somewhat similar stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsbKqw_QXn0
but it's definitely not of the same magnitude as pannenkoek's findings.
Also,I always prefered Spyro 1 to SM64, but these threads make me appreciate SM64 more than I ever did before
>>342277743
I see
But how does that make Pannenkoek a byproduct? He knows a bit about "parallel universes" in a video game but that's not directly related to any actual universe quirks
>>342278206
I was a different anon, I was just explaining the conjuction. I do not know why the other guy linked pannekoek to it.
>>342272241
This is actual autism. These are people hyper-obsessing over analysis of random casual conversation and still completely failing to emulate it. This is definitive social retardation.
>>342249296
humans used to bang chicks when they were bored
now they autism their way in videogames
evolution
>>342278038
I've barely played Spyro, but I'm pretty sure I recall it not having any notable movement physics going for it and was way more rigid and constrained. AKA more boring, lower skill ceiling, uninteresting for speedrunners. The low framerate also doesn't help.
>>342242446
I want more commented vids by him explaining all his autism. They're so calming and stress relieving for me.
>>342242446
what kind of fucking URL is "ouakijbo"
>>342255532
Is this the same game with the "I like that jump" cheating?
>>342266019
scuttlebug jamboree
I want to learn everything about this man's theories on Mario 64. I want more people to go in depth into games like this. Anyone got any for Castlevania games?
>>342248674
I still don't believe the Monty Hall problem.
>>342279852
>porn of mario & scuttlebugs came around as a result of some autists on a cantonese cave-painting imageboard noticing how meme-worthy analysis of a 20 year old game is
>mfw
>>342270198
>the scuttlebug -did- go to a vertical PU
>>342280007
Paul Erdos, a famous mathematician, didn't "believe" it either until he was shown a simulation of thousands of trials.
Try for yourself; I bet you'd see that switching is clearly beneficial after trying 20 times (20 times switching, 20 times not switching):
http://math.ucsd.edu/~crypto/Monty/monty.html
>>342280695
>>342280007
Also, that link I gave even keeps track of others' results, and you can see it there.
But if you don't believe those results, just try yourself.
>>342262489
>It's probable that he'll never get past it.
Blasphemy.
>>342280695
>>342280956
Is it a glitch in the matrix?
>>342263342
If it was just a run of THAT level, yes, it would be an "entire" A press since you have to press A in order to have it held down.
BUT, he's doing a run of the whole game.
So if you have a level that you never need to PRESS A, you just need A to be held in, then you can start in ANOTHER level where you have to press A, KEEP A held in, and proceed directly to this level.
It essentially "breaks" an A press apart and allows it to be stretched across multiple levels.
The final "A Press Count" of a run always rounds up to a whole number. You can't do a 0.5x A Press run of the game; it has to be one A Press, or zero A Presses. But an individual level/star can have "half" an A press if all you need to do is complete it while keeping the button held down from a prior A press.
It's just a shorthand he uses in individual star descriptions to explain how they fit into the total 27 (25?) A Press run of all 120 Stars.
It's like you take the QPU and put it in your PPU and make a GPU with it
>>342281801
>take the QPU and put it in your
Slow down a minute God.
DUDE QPU LMAO
Stop this fucking meme now, dumb 0.5 A press posting retards
>>342282019
>t. TJ "Henry" Yoshi
>>342280007
Simple way of understanding it: There's 100 doors. You pick one. Then 98 wrong doors are opened, leaving the one you picked, and one more door.
Suddenly it seems pretty fucking smart to switch, doesn't it? Because what are the odds that you actually picked the right door at first? 1/100, that's what. And the other remaining door now has a 99/100 chance of being the right one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcS5JkToEg0
At least post the latest shit.
>>342281529
what?
I'm still blown away by how amazing this autism has been for OC
>>342258357
Delete this
>>342282304
wtf is going on with the pendulum at 5:10?
>>342266503
it's probably for the best
>>342280007
You don't have to "believe" in it, it's been proven empirically. It's just counterintuitive hidden information shenanigans.
>>342282558
There was a better scutle loli posted resently and I didn't fucking save it
>>342283218
I have that one too, unless there's a third one you're talking about.
>>342283385
>Khiuli
>Loli
Anon, I...
>>342283385
This meme has gone too far
>>342283385That's not a loli
>>342283385
Yeah, that's the one
>>342283385
That's a shota, anon.
>>342257928
>Pushing the button down until it activates an action in the game is a press
The entire point is it possible for the A button to cause effects 1. when first pressed down 2. while being held down 3. when released
>>342242915
The water serves the role of a Higgs field. The koopa shell being extremely streamlined, interacts only slightly with the field and it can move through it very easily. The koopa shell would then be similar to a low mass particle. In contrast Mario can only move very slowly through the water. In our analogy Mario is considered a massive particle made massive by interacting with the water. Now, both Mario and the koopa shell have different masses. Mario being heavier and the koopa shell being lighter, which is why Mario can use the shell to traverse the Higgs field without interacting with it as much. I also need to stress that Mario isn't using the koopa shell as much as hitching a ride on it through the Higgs field or as one might say, higgsing a ride.
![tumblr_o1jwfj64rB1u1jlreo1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0XdhErP.png "tumblr o1jwfj64rB1u1jlreo1 500[1]")
>>342282558
>>342283385
>Implying there's not already a whole bunch of them
>>342248059
free shitposting
then again you can say that for all the threads
>come for the autism and memes
>stay for the actually interesting, informative content
I genuinely hope he succeeds.
>>342284394
Well I wasn't aware of any more, but please do enlighten me.
>>342285060
I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
>>342281529
In a way. It has to do both with our human perception of how probability works, as well as the wording of the problem. If, instead of a door with a goat, a random remaining door was revealed, then the show would be dumb but also there would be no benefit to switching. The host is unable to pick a certain door, so the options are more predictable.
>>342242724
I wonder if henry or pannenkoek are aware of the meme status they've reached
>>342248540
This is the most autistic thing I have ever seen.
Just play the fucking game like a normal person.
>>342286134
They both read youtube comments so they're very aware of it.
>>342286236
what is "normal?"
>>342286134
Henry is aware and came to /v/, but he got banned when he admitted to being under 18.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/324438518/#324460148
>>342286236
Fucking casual
Is there anything like this for OoT?
>>342242446
I love this guy's videos
>>342242915
This.
Every time I tried to grab it in the original game it just gave me a tiny speed boost and vanished. Do you need to press a button or something?
What the fuck is this?
>>342286134
henry posts on silvagunner videos all the time, he loves the meme status i guess
>>342248540
why do so god damn many people have speech impediments? Is there like some generational thing that happened that damaged everyone's brain ~20 years ago?
>pannenkoek thread
>nobody actually linking videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4M_OyUorRQ
>>342276754
this is like finding out a special ed kid wants to be your friend or some shit. it's unreal
>>342286806
Well there's not nearly as much OC, but the whole Cosmo having his record broken in under a year, turning into a tranny, and losing it's grip on reality is an interesting ride.
>>342287243
he had an old version of this where it takes 10 days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMOxYVtJhOI
in the jp version it's possible to spawn 2 100 coin stars if you collect 65,536 coins, which is possible if you use a glitch that lets you spawn infinite coins, but takes 10 days of collecting to do. then he uses the pecularities of the stars to cut out an A-press.
>>342287192
background telecommunications radio wave anomalies
>>342242915
>YOU CAN GRAB THE SHELL?
Yes, you've been able to grab shells since Super Mario Bros. 3.
SMB2 if you want to count picking up a shell.
>>342248540
>that normally isnt enough height, but the SCUTTLEBUG WE POSITIONED WILL FIX THAT
>>342286316
Operating within the perameters set by the developers
>>342288037
The underwater shell can't be grabbed unless you actually press the grab button next to it, and it vanishes if you actually bump into it, so it's a pretty strange case. I assumed it was broken or pointless for a very long time.
>tfw the most likely candidate for causing the TTC upwarp is a single RAM bitflip caused by outside interference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5cwuYFUUAY
>>342249296
When we're all dead and buried, and Mario 64 is hailed as a great pioneer of vidya and a massive milestone in vidya history, this dude's videos will seem like they were made the very next day after it was released (from the future's timeframe). Due to the power of meme magic, his videos will be synonymous with this game.
This dude's autism might just get him remembered for as long as SM64 is remembered, which may very well be a long, long time.
>>342244583
I'm inclined to scream autism, but I'm too much in awe. This is seriously impressive, what the fuck.
>higher Mario theory
>>342288192
How incredibly boring. And normal.
I bet you've never done anything interesting or original in your life.
>>342288287
What would be the implication for TAS's/challenge runs like this if people found out how to more easily manipulate that shit?
Also, what if the guy who the glitch occurred to got a world record time because of something completely random and uncontrollable like that?
To bake a cake, one must first create the universe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2AhyDI58-I
>>342266019
why does he have three fucking channels
I so want more content like his videos just about other games. I think I must be a little autistic. I like to hear about extremely minute details of how games work as long as it isn't down to the transistor level
>>342243609
>Implying you need to press A to start the game
>>342288963
I also find it interesting, he seems pretty devoted to SM64 though unfortunately.
>>342287192
Maybe less socialization nowadays?
Or less early socialization?
>>342245338
sauce
>>342253274
Yes, but unlike everyone else in this thread, you said that you were better for practicing sports, and called him a loser.
You retard.
>>342249296
natural curiosity, try it sometime you might find something out or create something mew.
>>342264078
>>342264643
Fucking secondary shitposters not even bothering to watch the videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccRVCSmZzPc
>>342288321
fuck
>>342260748
mario is the intellectual's game
Sonic is the fools game
>>342290959
YOLO GOTTA GO FAST
>>342249296
t. """henry"""
>>342251050
actually is the other way around. Sports are liike videogames.
>>342248934
So your typical WWE show?
>>342276028
I'm going to agree with you.
>>342249948
>>342250080
Bucket of crabs.
>>342288963
>tfw you're making a game
>tfw it's intentionally designed to encourage this type of shit, just in case
NG+4 features objectives that should not be accomplishable according to the rules of the game, levels intentionally designed with inaccessible geometry and enemies. You know, just in case someone decides to break the game into tiny, tiny pieces and reconstitute them into QPUs and such.though originally this wasn't inspired by pannenkoek, but by DMC, whose whole combat system is based on exploiting glitches in the animation and movement systems
>>342280695
>http://math.ucsd.edu/~crypto/Monty/monty.html
Hu. This is fascinating
How come i never learned about this in college?
It changes ones definicion of "chance" completly
Is there other stuff like this that changes result depending on how humans perceive it?
Other then quantum physics that is.
>>342242446
I really do have to wonder if the people that worked on Super Mario 64 have seen these videos and if so what they think about them.
>>342242446
Could someone explain what this shit is even about?
>>342278038
Because it's not Mario. Spyro was good but not nearly as popular as Mario was on N64. The fact that the N64 library was so much smaller than the PSX's probably contributed to that, and also the fact that Mario was a well established franchise before and remained that way up to now. Spyro was created and peaked on the PSX.
Mario 64 also had more depth to its gameplay.
>>342292762
It doesn't change the result "depending on how humans percieve it", it's just a trick of presentation.
If I remove every card from a face-down deck EXCEPT the Ace of Spades and whatever card you picked (IF it wasn't the Ace of Spades), of course the card you picked is less likely to be the Ace of Spades than the other card I left (which is almost certainly it).
The only way I'd have left a card that WASN'T the Ace of Spades was if you initially picked it out of 52 cards.
So essentially, when I ask you "do you want to switch", I'm asking you "do you believe it's more likely, or less likely, that you guessed the right card on your first try?"
The Monty Hall problem is the same problem, just scaled down to 3 cards rather than 52 (so your odds of randomly picking the winning door on your first try are much higher).
Really, when Monty asks you to switch, he's changing the question to "was your first guess right, or wrong?" since the only way switching would lose is if your first guess was right.
Of course there's only a 33% chance your first guess was right, therefore of course there's a 66% chance your first guess was wrong
>>342259578
>inspirational story about someone inventing shit
>autistic button pressing
Nobody is going to get to fucking other cities faster by watching this cunt talk about random number generators, and all you do is ruin the immersion for yourselves that developers worked their sweat and blood into the game.
>>342293350
read the thread, fuccboi
>>342278038
It does, in some ways.
For example, PS1 (and many PS2) games wouldn't load content unless the disc could be spun, but they'd retain existing content in memory until that time. You could open your PS1, take the disc out, and play.
I once exploited this in MMX8 in a hallway full of wave-spawning enemies to rack up a ludicrously high combo count by ejecting the disc, killing the enemies endlessly, then reinserting the disc to enable the game to load the next segment of the level and cease spawning.
I imagine a ton of shit like that is doable in Spyro if someone bothered... Why not you? Get an emulator running it with debugs/memory dumps and start hunting for reproducible bugs.
>>342293564
>"do you believe it's more likely, or less likely, that you guessed the right card on your first try?
This is what made it click of me.
Thanks
>>342248612
By definition, Henry is correct.
He is pressing A. He is holding down A by "pressing" it down. The release of the A is after the pressing.
>>342287057
you need to do a half A press bro
>>342248612
Isn't this just Negative edge?
>>342280695
>Pick 2
>He opens 1
>You have the chance to switch
>Why the fuck would I switch
>Stay 2
>You win!
Okay? I would have won either way idiot.
>>342294957
He doesn't jump again when he lets go of A. All he does is mark levels where A needs to be held, but not pressed.
>>342295163
Okay, you got lucky one time. Try it 100 (or even 20) times, and see what happens.
>>342294547
>By definition
Wrong definition. He's talking about A presses in the context of the entire run and by that definition it's convenient to refer to a previous A press being held down before the course starts as half an A press.
>>342295308
I didn't 'Get lucky' retard, I picked the correct door. It doesn't matter if he reveals 8 more doors or pins me down to 2 doors, I picked the correct door.
>>342295493
You picking a door doesn't define whether it was the correct one
You've been playing too much VLR
>>342295613
>pick correct door
>it's the correct door
>but it's not the correct door
This is your logic
>>342295421
>Wrong definition.
You can't just change the definition of things to suit your goals.
>>342295613
It does when there's a fucking car behind it. Correct means I picked the door with the most desirable thing behind it, in this case Car > Goat.
>>342289853
minus8
>>342295824
>pick a door
>it turns out to be the correct door regradless of whether it was the correct one or not before you picked it
This is your logic.
>>342280695
The goat door pisses me off but I understand why it works.
>>342295163
>Pick 2
>He Opens 1
>You have the chance to switch
>Why the fuck would I switch
>Stay 2
>You lose!
Is entirely likely. Why do you know you picked the 'right' door when all three choices are obscured? Are you fucking precognisant?
>>342282161
>>342286134
>>342286541
>>342287138
>>342291194
>everyone discussing """"""""""Henry""""""""""
>no links to his account
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtITkZO9iGcCwl7AEMnHy3A
>>342250792
Well ain't that a kick in the head
>>342296058
>he dropped the "Henry"
>>342295846
Sure you can, especially when it's just a shorthand term in some particular lingo like in this case. It's not like "half an A press" was a concept that was previously defined before anyway.
>>342295613
You picking a door doesn't lock it's statistical chance either. Once one of the goat doors gets revealed, that means the question changes. Your choice is now between one of 2 doors. One of them has a goat, one of them has a car. 50%.
I never understood how people could genuinely think the Monty Hall problem exists. The second they give you the option to choose another door, the statistical chance of BOTH doors change because it's a NEW question.
>>342296058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_NkVKzFDI
Here he is in the flesh.
500 subs, I WONDER why.
>>342296390
That's the point you dumb shit
The question it's posing is whether or not you should switch when offered after the wrong door(s) have been revealed. Statistically you have a 1/2 chance of being right if you switch when asked, while you only have a 1/n (n being the total number of doors) chance of being right in your initial guess.
Go be stupid somewhere else.
>>342296390
>Your choice is now between one of 2 doors. One of them has a goat, one of them has a car. 50%.
This is only true if the results behind those 2 doors are randomly reshuffled.
>it's a NEW question
It's not. The one and only question in the game from the start is can you find the correct door.
>>342297160
>Statistically you have a 1/2 chance of being right if you switch when asked, while you only have a 1/n (n being the total number of doors) chance of being right in your initial guess.
SO THEN 50 + 33 (or less) = 100% CHANCE THEN HUH. OH OK, MAKES SENSE THEN RETARD.
So then what happens if EVERY door with a goat is revealed, but not every door with a car. And the door you chose isn't one of the ones opened. If the statistical chances of your door doesn't change when all but 1 other door is opened, logic would dictate it wouldn't change now. Still only a 1/n chance tho, doesn't matter if the total statistical chance doesn't add up to 100%.
>>342297327
>This is only true if the results behind those 2 doors are randomly reshuffled.
No?
>It's not. The one and only question in the game from the start is can you find the correct door.
It's what door the car is behind. The question changes once you reveal all but 1 goat, since now there is only 1 of 2 doors instead of 1 of 3 (or more). Being asked to switch doors isn't a new question. It would be as if they were asking again for you to choose a door. You're making a NEW choice with a NEW statistical chance, making the old one moot.
>>342248059
Memes and faggots saying that pressing a button its not.
>>342257532
If you ignore the concept of infinity, maybe.
>>342293350
>Could someone explain what this shit is even about?
i could BUT FIRST...
>>342297034
That's more subscribers than me.Then again, I barely even have videos at all.
>>342297881
Read the problem again retard. You pick a door. Every door except the door you picked and one other door is revealed. Are you more likely to win if you switch doors, or no?
Say there were three doors, with two goats and a car. You have 2/3 chance of picking the goat on your first try and a 1/3 chance of picking the car. After you pick a door, one of the goat doors is revealed, leaving you with 1 goat and 1 car. You can either stay on the door you picked first, that had a 2/3rd chance of being a goat when you picked it, or switch to the door that you now know is a 1/2 chance of being a car. Better odds than your initial decision, right?
I've explained this as simply as I can. If you keep arguing against this past this point I'm just gonna assume you're shitposting and ignore it.
>>342248791
Nothing retard, he's saying this is even more autistic than speed-running.
is pannenkeok2012 the isaac newton of Mario64
Physics?
>>342298305
Nigger I understand the problem perfectly fine. I'm arguing against the fucking core concept after all.
When you're offered a chance at switching, BOTH DOORS STATISTICAL CHANCES change. Because you're now in a NEW position WITH A NEW QUESTION. So it doesn't matter if the door ORIGINALLY had a 33% chance, since so did the other door. You're making a NEW CHOICE (to stay or not), not still locked into your old choice of 33% chance.
>>342297881
>You're making a NEW choice with a NEW statistical chance, making the old one moot.
100 doors
You pick one, 1%
98 wrong choices are revealed
Hur dur my door now has 50% of being the correct one
>>342242446
I've reached a point where I actually get excited whenever I hear he loses an A press
Is this post-ironic irony?
>>342298870
>100 doors
>You pick one, 1%
>98 wrong choices are revealed
>Other door now has 50%, door you have is 1%
>50% + 1% = 100
>No third choice to fill missing 49%
DURR HURR YOU CONVINCED ME
Someone educate my ignorant self.
If Mario is outside of the position where floor is being checked why does the game consider him above the floor? Wouldn't it see that Mario is nowhere in the position?
>>342244367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APo7805Yzhk
>>342242446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qyr01cOFfk
>>342299041
>50% + 1% = 100
>No third choice to fill missing 49%
Holy fucking shit
I was talking about how you somehow apparently think the chances you were correct the first time magically become 50/50 despite your first choice having 1% chance. The whole point here is to figure out the chances of winning the game and whether switching the door improves that or not. The chances that the other door that was left unopened is the winning one are now 99%, not 50%.
>>342299041
The other door has a 99% chance.
I haven't read through the reply chain but I assume the person you're replying to is someone who is bad at explaining the monty hall problem.
>>342299278
Who is this woman and why isn't she sucking my millimeter peter?
>>342278694
You pretty much just described the difference between western and Japanese programming.
>>342299640
>>342280695
Man, after learning about this, my entire perspective of the show "Deal or No Deal" changed completely.
Deal or No Deal is actually a really good way of explaining it, to be quite honest.
>>342248674
>>342280007
>>342280695
>mario has its own version of the Monty Hall problem
>except it works completely differently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJASn5J4uO8
I'll try:
An important part of the Monty Hall problem is that THE HOST WILL NEVER REVEAL THE "GOOD" ANSWER. This means that the revealed door isn't random; if it was, it would absolutely be a 50-50 chance (or a 0-0 if he reveals the good answer).
Let's say you picked Door 1. Here are the three possibilities, using 0 for fail and 1 for win:
>100
You pick Door 1. The host opens one of the other doors and reveals nothing. If you switch, you lose; if you stay, you win.
>010
You pick Door 1. The host opens Door 3 and reveals nothing. If you switch, you win; if you stay, you lose.
>001
You pick Door 1. The host opens Door 2 and reveals nothing. If you switch, you win; if you stay, you lose.
In two of three scenarios, you win by switching.
>>342300121
Another interesting point about this is that there was a strong social influence to Stay. Regardless of your choice, a win was amazing and everyone was happy and stuff. If you lost on a Stay, the audience would react "oh well y'know it's all luck it happens y'know", but if you lost on a Switch, the audience would react "WOW WHAT AN IDIOT HE SWITCHED AWAY FROM HIS LUCKY DOOR HAHAHA".
This is because people generally do not understand statistics.
On a related note, I actually ran a version of the problem for a Statistics class project - given four face-down cards (the Aces), pick the Ace of Spades. They choose, I reveal two cards that are neither their card nor Spades, they decide whether or not to switch. I then record whether they switched, and if they would have won on a Switch.
Out of 51 trials, 48 people chose to Stay. Of the three who switched (all 3 won), one had heard the problem before, and one was a Statistics major and had probably also heard the problem before.
In case you were wondering, the chance of winning on a Switch turned out nearly exactly 75%, with n=51.
>>342300842
>Another interesting point about this is that there was a strong social influence to Stay. Regardless of your choice, a win was amazing and everyone was happy and stuff. If you lost on a Stay, the audience would react "oh well y'know it's all luck it happens y'know", but if you lost on a Switch, the audience would react "WOW WHAT AN IDIOT HE SWITCHED AWAY FROM HIS LUCKY DOOR HAHAHA".
This is because people generally do not understand statistics.
This is interesting, because after learning about this problem, I've actually tried explaining to some of my co-workers (the tv is usually on the gameshow network). Many of them don't believe me that switching the case at the end is statistically a better choice.
It's always fun to see their reactions when the guy ends up with a smaller amount than what was in the other case.
>>342300842
Forgot to mention this in my explanation: whether the host picks Door 2 or Door 3 in the 100 case doesn't matter, because what's behind the doors doesn't change based on what he picks.
And again, if the host's reveal was truly random between the two unchosen doors, it WOULD be a 50-50 chance, but you also have this possibility (and similar one for 001):
>010
You pick Door 1. The host opens Door 2 (randomly) and reveals a car. You and the entire audience look at him like he's an idiot when he asks if you want to change your choice.
>>342300345
The subject of player agency is very interesting.
>>342301217
Yeah. I mentioned my Statistics project - the goal of the study wasn't to verify that it'd be a 25-75 split, but rather to show that humans do not pick rationally (H_0: chance to switch > 0.5).
>>342301520
Illusion of choice is quite fascinating when done well.
>>342300842
I might just be slow with this, but doesn't the host eliminating one of the three doors technically make it a new choice, where you now only have two doors to choose from?
When there was three doors, yes the chance was 33.3% on each door, but as soon as he shows one of the doors to be moot, it becomes a new choice between two doors. The third door is no longer relevant.
Or am I misunderstanding something, because I've thought it over a couple times and can't see how I would be wrong.
>>342270859
I listen to this all the time
>>342302346
Again, the key to the problem is that the host knows where the car is. He will never reveal the car.
>>342302346
>it becomes a new choice between two doors. The third door is no longer relevant.
That's not really true, the only thing that's changed is that you know the third door doesn't win.
It's effectively the same choice as "would you like to still open that one door, or all the other doors? You win if any of the other multiple doors is the winning door".
>>342303092
And there it immediately became apparent to me. Thanks.
Gotta admit though, I still don't entirely see how it's not a choice between two doors at that point, do you really still count the doors that have been opened? Because I rather see them as no longer relevant.
If you answer that'd be great, but as I'm going to bed don't expect any further answer. Thanks in advancewhether you answer or not
>>342247018
I actually agree with that one faggot, the "3 part process" thing is stupid. A press is a press. If you press the thing into the down, you've pressed the button. You can press, or press and hold. Either way, you've pressed goddamned A.
>>342304098
look the a press is an a press yes, but going in holding down a counts as half for the level alone, but a whole for the run
>>342242446
ONE MORE A PRESS REJECTED
>>342304259
No, seems like pressing A just counts for pressing A. If I'm in a game menu and X is an option, and I press X, it's going to select the X option whether I press and release or press and hold. Pressing is one action, releasing is another.
>>342304473
but different functions behave in different ways
Mainly if it's caused by a press, hold, or release
These also happen to be the three parts of an a presswait wouldn't it be a 2/3 a press then?
>>342304663
So if this guy were to put a gun to his head, does he think that it won't fire until he releases the trigger, only counting as a half trigger pull?
>>342244983
>>342245379
If you retards payed attention you'd understand that he has two channels and he never posts commentaries on the second one because those videos are unpolished runs and theories and the like. He only does commentary on the runs he puts on his main channel.
How many A presses is required to beat the game with the minimum amount of stars?
>>342303092
That's a much more condensed and useful way of explaining that; I'll have to remember it.
>>342303426
That's in part because of another rule that most people don't think of: the host can't reveal your chosen door. In that scenario, you'd always be forced into a 50/50 choice; in the actual game, you know that one of two things has happened:
>You chose the right door, the host revealed randomly. Stay. (33%)
>You chose the wrong door, the host had no other option to reveal. Switch. (67%)
The method that you've arrived at the "stay or switch" part is important. If the host revealed before the choice, it's a 50/50. Since the player influenced the host's choice, it's 33/67.
>>342304098
>>342304259
>>342304473
"0.5 press" is a term chosen to be somewhat familiar to viewers. All it means is: "alone, this level requires 1 press. In a run, it may be possible to 'combine' it with an earlier press."
An example of this is is pannenkoek's current 100% run (pic related). He starts pressing A to get to the Princess's Secret Slide, and keeps it held through Rolling Rocks. If he was doing the levels alone, it would be one for WFRR and one for PSS, but since he can chain them together, the two levels require a total of one press (in fact, his second press isn't for another 9 stars).
>>342304098
>>342304473
The whole reason for calling it a half press is to put it in the context of the ENTIRE run, not just the single stage. Suppose that for 1-1 you need to press A at the end to reach the star but in 1-2 you only need to hold A down. You could clear two stars with a single A press.
Now you want to make a video of only the 1-2 star and put the number of A presses required in the title. 0.5 is just a simple way to do that and you've already explained it to your audience so nobody except some random Henry who doesn't know the context minds.
>>342243963
Yeah never mind the fact that none of his videos are monetized in any way, even the ones that have over a million views
fuck off retard
>>342305327
There's only 1 A press left in the 70 star run. There's no way to get off the pole in Bowsers fire sea without jumping currently.
>>342305046
A better example would be pulling the trigger and dying
the release of the trigger would be the half trigger pull during the instance where the shooter is dead, but all together it's one pull of the trigger
>>342303426
You should think of the playing field as having only two parts, part one is the door which you picked that has a 1/3 chance of being correct, and part two is the doors that you didn't that have a 2/3 chance of being correct.
Remember that the reveal is largely irrelevant because regardless of whether you picked right or wrong initially part 2 was always going to have one goat door.
In the end the question is if you think picking one or two doors is more likely to get you the car.
>There are people here who still dont believe that the only difference between an autistic sport obsession and an autistic hobby obsession is the former usually exerts large amounts of physical stress whilst the other usually exerts a large amount of mental or requires extreme dexterity and reactions.
>There are people here that would dismiss this man for not being obsessed in a more normal obsesssion or challenge.
When will you people learn.
This man isnt an autist, this is an eccentric, get it right. This is the same kind of mentality that would cause a teacher to teach their students geography by making an entire mini replica of the island on a lake.
The same kind of mentality that would get a food connoisseur to eat taste human flesh of the dead so he could study what it tastes like, so no-one else would have to.
Come on people when did people start wanting normies here? Embrace this daft madman and his silly challenge, he's put more work into then fucking game designers.
>>342305327
Currently? 1; nobody's figured out how to get off of the pole in Bowser in the Fire Sea without pressing A.
There's a total of 31 required to 100% it, most of them (17, actually) from Tick-Tock Clock being a bitch.
>>342305481
But if you pull the trigger and hold it, you have still pulled the trigger once. You simply haven't depressed it.
>>342305198
I know this; I check both channels all the time. His commented videos are still rare, though.
Here's the thing, can you complete the game by not pressing a single button?
>>342305661
/v/'s been infested with normalfags for quite some time now. That's why the word autist gets thrown around if you do anything other than casually play a game.
How dare you actually have vested interest in a hobby that a board is dedicated to after all.
>>342250792
>Yeah, I've been boxing and wrestling for 7 years. I'm physically strong, in great shape all the time, men are fearful of me if I look at them, women are more attracted to me, etc.
wow anon I'm super jealous
>>342305703
Exactly, but while dead and still holding the trigger before going limp and relasing it would be counted as half a trigger pull taken while dead
For the entirety of time it's one trigger pull to the head, but for the time you are dead it's half a trigger pull
Either way it's 1 for the full run, so this argument is based around a visualization and entirely irrelevant to the final product, which in the case of this analogy is the end of time
>>342305808
He's said he likes them to be more heavily edited and "polished." For example, his recent Boo one will probably involve another PU explanation, since he raises the three scuttlebugs into the next PU so they don't fall. Also, if he ever commentates a video for a run involving the TTC pendulum manipulation, he'd want to explain that, as well.
>>342305990
No, but you can clear a bunch of levels without pressing a button while in them:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=SPmvvhlevqC2fXLL55ZQT1cesNmM2qHPn1
>>342306046
Unfortunately, yes. Even "normie" is a sign of being one of them. While I tend to play casually myself (I only get in-depth with theorycrafting, don't usually have the coordination to pull off amazing stuff in-games), it's really dumb to call people autistic for showing interest in stuff.
>>342301217
It's not really people misunderstanding statistics, but the rules and behavior of the host not being properly explained and being left ambiguous
>>342252427
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I actually invented what is now called trolling a long long time ago, back when we used to call the internet the darknet...
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>>342305694
>Tick-Tock Clock being over half of the remaining A presses
Damn, no wonder the fucker is willing to pay whoever can get that glitch documented.
>>342246270
Doesnt he half press A or something like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOqd3-WnZ1o
If only the rest of TTC was this "easy."
>>342306670
It'd be a great boon for TAS in general. Even if it requires an A-press, normal speedruns could still use it and shave a bunch of time off of 100% runs.
And if it works in TTC, it might work in other levels.
Unfortunately, a prevailing opinion is that it was caused by a physical error in the console, like a bit of dust, which would be invalid to try to put into a TAS.
>>342307131
>a prevailing opinion is that it was caused by a physical error in the console, like a bit of dust, which would be invalid to try to put into a TAS
That fucking sucks and I really hope its not the case. I want to see SM64 TAS runs with a brand new glitch thrown into the mix.
>>342305046
Think of it this way, in order to kill the 3rd jew in a line of 5, how many times do you have to pull the trigger on your AR-15?
Zero if it's on automatic since you just leech off the first trigger pull on the first jew.
One if it's on semi-automatic.
>>342247018
>page 82
pannenkeok2012 FAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K4OTAyampX1CueKyZUIunz0yIUYd3ldlQxv37oaySgs/edit?pageId=100418676397369639795
>>342307131
Last I checked, speedruns were still struggling to get under 5 minutes.
>>342307793
Current run seems to be 6 minutes. Upwarp won't help that category, though, unless it's damn near instantaneous to perform. 100% takes 1h40m, and upwarps could certainly help there if reproducable. Probably won't do anything too drastic, but I could see it shaving off a handful, maybe even a dozen minutes.
It very likely will remain in the realm of TAS, of course.I want to rub Toothless. Wings, back, belly, head, tongue, just all over.
>>342261929
lmao
>>342308290
No, theres a 0 star run one thats less than 5 minutes. I saw it on Niconico.
>>342308580
Why do I always read QPU as kyu-pu-yu
>>342308765
Yeah but that's a TAS
>>342308765
Ah, I was looking on speedrun.com. I just found this on YT, which is just over 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQB893nJNgw
>>342309146
So is the ABC thing pannenkoek's doing; that's how he manipulates RNG and stuff.
>>342308290
I want Toothless to pin me down and ravage me.
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